The MRL Show: Roy Needs To Sell His Car
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00:00I'm ready to rock. What about you? Did you do anything outside of lunch yesterday?
00:04No, you know, I'm in the finale of my time here in Charlotte, so it is tying up loose ends.
00:14Like, today I'm trying to sell my white car, so yesterday I was reaching out to a bunch of people, asking if they want to buy it.
00:22Nothing like waiting until the last minute.
00:24It really is.
00:25You want to sell it on the air?
00:27Should we do a...
00:28Yeah, if somebody wants to privately sell it, I'm fine with that.
00:32You mean privately buy it?
00:32Privately buy it, yeah. I got the title with me today.
00:34Tell everybody what it is.
00:36It's a white Ford Taurus, 2013. The back locks don't work.
00:40Wait, hold on, hold on. I gotta find proper music.
00:42The trunk doesn't work.
00:43Can we fix that?
00:44Oh.
00:47Hold on.
00:49Right.
00:51Come on, brain. Think of things. Come on, brain. Be so smart.
00:54My brain's still asleep.
00:56Are you trying to figure out the button?
00:57I have a...
00:58No, not that one.
01:00And I can't think of the name of the show.
01:04Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
01:06I don't know.
01:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
01:08By the way, what he's...
01:09Oh, the Sanford and Sons?
01:11Thank you. That's what I was saying.
01:12What he's trying to do, y'all, he has a white box that we play all of our sound effects from,
01:16and he was trying to type in the name.
01:19I literally couldn't think of it.
01:21My brain don't think.
01:22All right, so tell us about your car.
01:25Okay, it's a white Ford Tors 2013 Limited Leather Seat Sony Premium Sound.
01:33The back door locks don't work.
01:35The actuators are broken, so you need to fix that.
01:38Okay?
01:38To be honest.
01:39There's a dent on the left side and a dent on the right side, but I think with the little
01:46elbow grease, we can work that right out.
01:49Okay?
01:51And it's a great car.
01:53It has 115,000 miles, and my latest offer has been 7,400 bucks.
01:58From the dealership?
01:59Yep.
02:00Okay, so you've got to beat 7,400.
02:03You can go 7,400.
02:04$100?
02:04You've got a title in hand today.
02:08Title in hand, and you drive around in Roy Brown from the Manny Roy and Loren shows, White
02:12Taurus.
02:13Your car has a story.
02:14Yep.
02:15Did you clean it?
02:15Because I know in years past, when I've seen that white car, it has been loaded to the gills
02:21in the backseat.
02:21It is.
02:22A lot of it's cleaned out.
02:23There is still some stuff in there.
02:25By the way, if the new owner wants to keep some of the things in my trunk, you're more than
02:29welcome to.
02:30704-570-9595.
02:33We'll sell it as is.
02:34With the items remaining from Roy in the back trunk.
02:37Still running.
02:38Oh, yeah.
02:39It runs fun.
02:39It's here.
02:40He's got both cars here.
02:41I don't know how he did that.
02:44Magic.
02:44And you're taking up two handicap spots.
02:47Well, that's...
02:48No.
02:48Well, yeah.
02:49We have handicap tags.
02:52But no one's here in the morning.
02:53It's fine.
02:54No one's here in the morning.
02:55Use a car lot in a handicap lot.
02:59All right.
03:00Oh, God.
03:00I'd love to sell that car today.
03:02I think that would be the funniest thing.
03:03If a listener bought my car and then, like, stayed in touch with us.
03:11Every time it breaks down, they call us.
03:13It shouldn't break down.
03:15I got it going good.
03:16When I shift it into drive and hit the gas pedal, I get shocked.
03:20No.
03:21The dealer wants it.
03:23I'm sure someone else does.
03:24Someone says 1,500.
03:26No, you're missing the point.
03:27You already...
03:27I already have an offer of 74.
03:30Are you just playing...
03:31So that's what I've been doing yesterday.
03:33I was, like, trying to get it sold.
03:35So at the very least, you're taking it to the dealership today.
03:37Very least.
03:38But, you know, it was like 700 bucks to ship it to Cincinnati.
03:41I'm like, I'm selling this thing.