Dave & Chuck the Freak were watching a video about a new erectile dysfunction treatment after receiving an e-mail from a listener who was searching for jobs. This is when they are shocked to see a patient's donger, uncensored in the edited news story, whose name is Michael Jordan.
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00:00this woman sent us a job posting she's in the market for a job she said I'm a long-time
00:09listener I just had a baby and I'm ready to start dipping my toes back into the job market
00:14so I've been doing daily searches on indeed for something new and I recently came across this
00:21posting for medical health technician no experience required it really interested me
00:28but then I thought well what kind of medical job requires no medical experience right here's the
00:36ad medical health care technician no experience needed all-male clinic great work environment
00:41flush offices no evenings or weekends looking for energetic self-motivated self-starters to
00:46work in a fast-paced office that helps men with erectile dysfunction work side by side with other
00:51staff members helping men by providing compression therapy a non-invasive painless revolutionary
00:58treatment for men suffering from erectile dysfunction yeah it's like a squeezing hand job stop it's
01:04actually not what I thought because what we talked about on the show before was like the um what is
01:11it I don't know there's a different treatment that we thought was crazy too they have to take a wand
01:16and wand your wiener I think to open up vessels or something oh like vibrations or something yes
01:22it's not thames but it's like uh like radio waves right oh like almost like a sound wave
01:28we had talked about it on the show it's good that they put it in the ad though so you know you kind of
01:33have to weed out people that wouldn't be interested yeah oh my god sure imagine showing up and like here
01:38here's uh them talking about it on the news about what they do
01:42it can affect men of all ages and most don't like to think about it let alone talk about it but
01:49instead of a little blue pill there is a new treatment for erectile dysfunction that does not
01:53involve medication let's go hey forgot to hear the sound of that he never played for the nba but this
02:02michael jordan also loves basketball with a limp wiener although depression this is probably on the
02:06side was this one of the stories you said did michael jordan everything my sex life my personal life my
02:12michael jordan have erectile dysfunction michael says antidepressants have helped but the drugs
02:16took a toll on his sex life it affects the libido as much as it affects performance experts say
02:23erectile dysfunction can affect men of all ages we know from the data that 40 of 40 year olds have
02:31issues they have an issue some form of erectile dysfunction dr richard gaines wanted to give
02:36men experiencing ed a treatment option to the little blue pill dr gaines says studies show using
02:43shockwaves or sound waves wow that's weird right oh man that boy that boy on the news is great man
02:52michael jordan is soft penis that guy is a hall of famer of soft wieners oh my god you see him like
03:01lift it over the treatment takes about 15 minutes and somebody oh my god you just saw him tip on the news
03:08you saw i didn't see it i didn't see it i didn't see it his dick was on the news go back go back slow it
03:15down holy put that put that screen in full mode okay at least we're gonna give it to you okay watch this
03:21michael jordan's penis and repairing the cells in a process called angiogenesis he pulls it over right here
03:27lease watch that that's not how did i am how did they not catch that can we please put a comment
03:44i don't care how old the story is michael jordan's eyes during the procedure looked like he was dead
03:48inside yeah let me see anyone saying that yeah no one else noticed the dick tip
03:56we're we're go ahead leave the comment david yeah leave the comment leave the comment cool like
04:01nice wiener mr jordan slam dunk no one said anything no one else no one we are just
04:11we are just uh are we the only ones that care nice wiener probably dude we saw your dick tip on the
04:23news james is writing this yeah there we go nice wiener dude we saw your dick tip on the news oh what
04:29time was it let me just so i can yes how do you do that how do you do that okay 125 people are still
04:36but people are still and it was i love that we time stamped it everybody can just click it and go
04:43like it's getting a ton of attention now no no it's not okay i have to tweet you guys have to see this
04:52yeah so twitter.com slash dave and chuck a random news story from a couple of years ago we just brought
04:58up there the guy's wiener was in it holy i cannot believe that the news put a wiener they did that
05:06was crazy and it's like you you see a lot of the head you see the whole time i can't believe that
05:16either that's crazy to me oh my god mushroom time stamp yeah how did they not notice holy hell wow
05:27that's uh i'm gonna go on youtube and like that comment yes yeah you better how did this man's tip
05:33make the news oh i almost i almost spit drink all over the place because i just read the comment
05:51again seeing that comment is nice wiener dude we saw your picture on the news 125. perfect oh it's
06:01the best comment i've ever made up from my account
06:06nice wiener dude it's coming through how honestly i really don't know how they didn't see that
06:14i mean it is it is as clear as day it's right in between the doctor's fingers absolutely my
06:22goodness how fast before they tear tear this thing down it's coming down for sure oh yeah that's why
06:28i had to make sure that we yeah it's they before they removed it yeah dude i feel like if we would
06:33have got a hold of michael jordan like he would have instantly transformed into the crow and listeners
06:37i feel like you're right are good at this if you can find yes texas's
06:43michael jordan for us and contact info we'll send you a dave and chuck swag bag yes and we did we
06:50would have to buy that yes i would go make cramps we will have to buy that first person to get us
06:58that guy's info legitimately yep uh then you'll get hooked up because we want to break the news to him
07:04do the work his dick tip has been on the news for years soft white michael jordan oh my god
07:09soft white michael jordan that's so sad that is the worst sad soft white michael jordan
07:17so depressed mediocre at basketball big tip on the news
07:25never could that be one of the few times in the history of the world a wiener heads been on the news
07:29like in an edited video not a live shot yeah i mean yes that's a huge mistake that's i wouldn't
07:35be surprised if texas's soft white michael jordan received a telegram
07:41like that's how feverishly people are trying to get a hold of him
07:47soft white michael jordan david chuck from michigan they they they saw your penis on the news
07:52telegram
07:56telegram