Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new study that says AM radio waves are able to help fight erectile dysfunction and discuss their inevitable future broadcasting on 'Boner Radio'.
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00:00um here's something that could change the future of radio people listening
00:11yes number one thanks for being here to the higher ups in our company yeah um they found
00:20out that radio waves yes could help fight erectile dysfunction if listening to the radio can give you
00:29a boner oh my god ratings through the roof i mean we've already given lots of bonus hold on through
00:35the years i believe what's happening you putting your headphones on your dong keep talking to see
00:40if you get hard that's weird not me talking talk me hard oh god enough time to rise and
00:46speak to me no you stay i mean maybe we should go talk me hard i mean yeah talk me hard in here
00:55you guys talk i don't want to talk to them anymore come on see if this thing works okay
01:03muscles in your neck are so tense scientists have unsheathed an electrifying new treatment
01:08for erectile dysfunction radio waves well so this isn't they say that self-administered
01:19low intensity radio frequency zaps to the penis jeez could be effective for erectile dysfunction
01:27treatment due to changes in the penile tissue when used at low frequencies the radio frequency
01:34creates heat due to the interaction between molecules and ions triggering structural changes
01:41and the creation of collagen and elastic fibers man we'll shoot anything out of penis won't we
01:46but it's very positive because a lot of the treatments these days do have side effects this has none
01:51so am radio waves oh it's good for something exactly we got a bunch of am stations doing crap so
02:01let's see if we can fire them concentrate all am fire on boners
02:05they were thinking of eliminating am radios even in cars but exactly think of the boner loss
02:12it would be kind of cool though if it came up with the device you just plug into like a radio
02:16and turn it to the am station and put it on like your wiener yeah i would say that would change radio
02:22right look the ratings would ratings would be way up for am radio oh my god this guy's been listening
02:26for 72 hours in a row imagine listen okay so think about this though let's say
02:30you know just there's a certain am frequency that works the best you know let's just say it's 8 30
02:42right am 8 30 boner radio would be gigantic am 8 30 boner yeah and i would just have it be like
02:54you're gonna get rigid any second now they're moving us right over there i know absolutely i know
03:01who better to launch boner radio exactly well don't give anybody ideas wake up hard with us
03:06you'll be the you'll be the dave you'll be the voice of boner radio before you know i know i will
03:11yeah and the voice of stupider things yeah i know yeah it's boner radio exactly hey it's dave
03:19it's boner radio hard hard hard hard yeah i like it the promos write themselves
03:25get a little closer to boner radio thanks guys now you have me driving to work with my balls draped
03:32over the radio well no don't do that that'll get you arrested but it's just another positive
03:38advancement in the world of boners man we're never gonna stop that huh like all science is concentrated
03:43on it someone said i've been listening for over 15 years and i think talk me hard dave is the
03:50favorite thing you've ever yep i agree you're a weirdo then yeah i agree you are a big old yep weirdo
03:57other people are almost finished so that's
04:02it's working already it's there that i told you it would work listen if beasley gets into the boner
04:10game changes the future i mean that's you're not wrong there i mean you're not wrong future be
04:17looking bright you want to invest in something we need someone said we need to right now buy wbnr
04:22oh yes yes boner radio gotta find out the am station this probably is a station right
04:29oh god you hope not yeah it's oh yeah in new york yep boner radio they've already got it
04:36oh boom bnr boner i'm sure that's not what they call themselves no probably not i bet they don't
04:43i do like whatever the my boner is oh yeah that's a good way that's their website my bnr
04:49oh my god oh they've got a jump on us huh they've got a real jump on us greatest music of all time
04:55for now wait till it's boner talk my boner brains are the boys to the yard
05:00they play the classic hits damn right it's harder than yours
05:04am radio classic
05:08oh my god look at that goodness this is a killer website
05:15connie oh yeah oh they go like real old of course this is my next station
05:21is that the crew oh my god look at this and see here's the thing look at these people on this
05:28show they've got to be this has got to be volunteer radio right i would fit in
05:32mark he's 107 what did you think steve yeah him and i'll watch the same tv shows exactly
05:38yeah all right this is what this is what they've what they were here we are no i don't think i have
05:43heard definitely listen to curtis mayfield but yeah but not this one this is perfect for boner radio
05:49you're gonna get harder there like a second
05:51boner radio
05:52they're already on it
06:02head on over to myboner.com
06:19sign up
06:24show us your boner yeah
06:30show us your boner
06:33share your boner stories meet billy boner
06:41at the boat show
06:43wbni
06:47billy boner hey how you doing bad
06:49love the show
06:52hey man thanks for listening
06:55hope i'm keeping your heart all day long
06:57but you do have to have that guy
06:59on your heart all the time
07:01boner radio
07:03are you hard yet
07:05i am
07:09yeah man
07:12gotta have him
07:14incredible
07:15radio's looking for the next big thing
07:18boner radio is it
07:19yeah
07:20it's not what anyone's thinking
07:22no that's for sure
07:23that's why we always get ahead of it
07:24right
07:24i know
07:24i know
07:25gotta get out there
07:26we're gonna be the boner
07:27pioneers
07:28boner radio
07:30that'd be a hell of a thing
07:31they really would
07:32set us up for life
07:33you guys
07:34i know
07:34set us up for life
07:35i know
07:36um would you be more likely to hook up with someone with an accent
07:41that'd be fine
07:42uh the accent
07:44as americans that we find the least sexy
07:47is new york
07:49midwest
07:51that's my
07:52we live in the midwest
07:53that's my least favorite
07:55that's not great
07:56yeah that one's hard to make sexy
07:57i can't even
08:00it's my favorite when you do it
08:01yes
08:02like it's the
08:03my favorite thing
08:04but that
08:05but it's not
08:06it's not
08:07it's not
08:07it's not sexy
08:08it's not a sexy time
08:09yeah
08:10i can't even
08:11no that's not one that's gonna make panties drop
08:13no it's not
08:14we can't hire him for boner radio
08:17oh no
08:18hey welcome
08:19that's probably how they actually sound
08:21welcome to boner radio
08:22it is
08:23you're right
08:24that'd be a bnr
08:25my boner
08:26yeah
08:26oh man
08:28go on over to myboner.com
08:30and uh get your boner radio fix
08:32it's not working
08:33it's not working
08:34no that's not what we mean
08:36my boxer briefs are at my ankles right now
08:39yeah
08:39it's not working
08:41you're alone
08:43yeah
08:43yeah
08:47yeah
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