MJTV: Morons in the News - Golf Cart Crashes in The Villages
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00:00William Robert Toofert 74...
00:05His name is Toofert?
00:06That's Toofert.
00:07Too...
00:08That's Toofert.
00:10It's...
00:11It's...
00:12It's...
00:13Here comes Toofert.
00:19So I just teased moments ago that we in Morons in the News, early edition, we've got to go, ladies and gentlemen, north of here to...
00:27The Villages, Florida's friendliest hometown.
00:33I cannot wait to retire to The Villages.
00:35You're not going to retire.
00:36There was a guy working at my house who lives at The Villages, and I was like, what?
00:40He was like a celebrity to me.
00:41I'm like, you live in The Villages?
00:43That is awesome.
00:44There was a guy working at your house?
00:46He was like working on a part of my house, yes.
00:50It's a long drive.
00:51I found out he lives at The Villages.
00:53Could you be any more vague?
00:54A guy working at my...
00:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56Working on a...
00:57I just have stuff working at this.
00:58Stuff being done.
00:59A part of my house.
01:00Stuff being done at The House.
01:01The point is, I found out he lives at The Villages, and I was like, dude, can I have your autograph?
01:05Because that's awesome.
01:07What is he doing at your house?
01:08What's wrong with your house?
01:09He doesn't want to tell you, MJ.
01:10Well, clearly, you're being evasive.
01:12Froggy's family is in the plumbing industry, and his uncle couldn't install a bidet, and he's having this guy from The Villages do it.
01:18The Villages do it.
01:19Seriously, what is going on at your house?
01:20Professor's right.
01:21No, he's not.
01:22What's being done?
01:23No, we just say, you know, we're getting stuff redone.
01:25The kitchen, the bathroom, bedrooms, family room.
01:28The bathroom's getting the bidet.
01:29Did you guys hire a licensed contractor or some...
01:32No, just a guy from The Villages.
01:33Just a guy from The Villages.
01:35He's like, all right, well, you have a hammer?
01:39How about a nail?
01:40Hey, Gramps.
01:41Yeah?
01:42Where'd you say you were from?
01:43The Villages.
01:44The Villages.
01:45The Villages.
01:46Oh, that's friendly.
01:47All right, so let's do Villages story number one, of course, courtesy of The Villages News,
01:53which is our favorite news website here in the state of Florida.
01:57It really is.
01:58All right.
01:59First of all, Village of Santiago.
02:03Is that what they have up there?
02:05All these little...
02:06Is that in Chile?
02:07Okay, that is a city.
02:09Okay.
02:10But yeah, all these communities are different villages.
02:12Okay.
02:13The village of this, the village of that.
02:14A village of Santiago man, who said he was texting, was arrested after a golf cart crash.
02:25William Robert Toofert, 74.
02:28His name is Toofert?
02:30That's a Toofert.
02:31Too...
02:32That's a Toofert.
02:34It's...
02:35It's...
02:37It's...
02:38It's...
02:39It's...
02:40It's...
02:41It's...
02:42It's...
02:43It's...
02:44It's...
02:45It's...
02:46It's...
02:47It's William Robert Toofert, 74.
02:49It's T-E-U-F-E-R-T.
02:51That's Toofert.
02:52Yeah, it's Toofert.
02:53It's Toofert.
02:54It's Toofert.
02:55Hey.
02:56But that would be really funny if it was Toofert.
02:59What?
03:00I think it's close enough.
03:03that's that's three and a half for hey that's my kid
03:06all right you think you think he heard any jokes over the course of his lifetime at 74 years old
03:14you think this guy heard any any jokes along the way what do you think you know i don't think he's
03:19ever heard any jokes nobody ever put that together on his name he's actually tuning into q105 right
03:23now listening to the morning show because he's out on bond and he's like that son of a bitch
03:28fester's calling me two farts all right well here's the deal i missed a two fart man they give
03:34his whole address who lives at 13 22 and they give his whole thing he was driving a 2007 yamaha golf
03:41cart you can really just follow the smell you don't even need the address at about 8 p.m on friday
03:45when he struck a park 2014 toyota rav4 he ran his golf cart right into a parked rav4 according to
03:55an arrest report from the sumter county sheriff's office uh north of here uh the valparaiso indiana
04:02native initially admitted that he'd been texting and driving moments before the accident which cost
04:09twelve thousand dollars in damage the guy's driving a golf cart that caused twelve thousand dollars of
04:17damage running into a rav4 okay so those golf carts travel pretty quickly yeah i just found some online
04:24they're like four thousand dollars does that sound right just for the golf cart i mean yeah
04:28is that maybe a used one a 2007 yeah maybe a new one is even more than that anyway the deputy
04:35investigating the crash suspected that twofort had been drinking he struggled through field
04:42sobriety exercises complained that he suffers from vertigo he attempted to provide a breath sample but
04:48could not physically provide an adequate test a criminal history check revealed that twofort
04:53had been he'd been convicted in 2006 of a charge of reckless driving and that was reduced from the
05:01original charge of dui driving under the influence and he was arrested charge of dui property damage
05:08booked into the sumter county detention center he was released after he posted a thousand dollars bond
05:14and i'm looking at his mug shot right now does he look like he's from the twofort family mr
05:20twofort my guys knock it off so i wonder if the sumter county detention center has like a special
05:26villages section i heard the people the villages have maybe they put um loofahs with different colors
05:34on their golf carts yes that's a thing dude that means they're swingers we we talked about this on the
05:40show you yeah you heard about it on the mj no we talked about pineapples no we talked about
05:45several different things that they do to relay messages we talked about like pink flamingos being
05:50put no yeah that's what we talked about pink flamingos we talked about hanging uh different colored
05:56things from the golf carts which yeah but that isn't that sort of an urban that's sort of an urban
06:00legend yeah yeah right i bet you get somebody with villages call up with a bunch of loofahs no no that
06:05the different colored what was it from the rear view mirror or something yeah that means if it's
06:11blue you're a swinger no no that that that's an urban legend you're green you're into midgets yeah
06:15that that that i don't believe is accurate so no yeah they say the loofahs is an urban legend and
06:22that it's just so they can find their car yeah that's what they say yeah oh is that what it is
06:27cover okay all right next next story out of the villages villager who started drinking at a
06:34christmas parade jailed hours later after another golf cart crash yeah they don't have automobile
06:39accidents in my god a villager who started drinking saturday morning at the village's christmas parade
06:46jailed after another golf cart crash hours later at lake sumter landing karen oh we got a karen here
06:55karen francis hackett 63 of the village of liberty park began drinking at the annual holiday
07:04parade at the village's polo fields according to an arrest report from the sumter county sheriff's
07:09office the illinois native is that like is that so every single person that gets written up they
07:15always put where you're native from well see that's the thing there because nobody's from the villages
07:20because these people were born you know a century ago so yeah he kind of tells you where they're from
07:25the illinois native and a friend continued drinking throughout the day and it's 7 30 p.m they've been drinking
07:32it's it's early morning and old people out and old people day drinking sometimes does not have the
07:38desired consequences i'm looking at i'm looking at karen francis hackett i'm looking at her mug shot and
07:43she looks like she's still blitzed whenever this was taken on saturday night do you have to be named
07:49after a like body function to live in the villages we got the hacketts we got the two farts what's going on
07:54here we're the burps are the burps coming up hello so anyway she was driving a golf cart when it hit the
08:05curb near 2j's gourmet deli uh the force of the impact knocked both women from the golf cart oh they
08:13were ejected from the golf cart man the passenger suffered scraped knees and was vomiting my knees
08:20how does that happen oh my god man you gotta be this lady's mug shot she is living her best old
08:29lady life right yeah she actually looks pretty good she looks young for the villages she looks great
08:33she's 63 so she's a she's a whippersnapper she's a spring chicken yeah she's in the swimsuit
08:40competition at the village where's my projectile sound i'm looking for my i can't find my projectile sound
08:46yeah i thought it was up here somewhere yeah we always need that on hot stand yeah i thought that
08:51that used to be up oh here it is i got it hang on a minute both women were ejected from the golf cart
08:56and one of the women was i feel better so uh that's uh that that's the uh that's the whole story on uh
09:07all right miss two farts no i'm sorry no that was miss hackett that was miss hackett i got him
09:12confused mr twofort he ran his golf cart into the back of a rav4 toyota suv my mistake they also
09:19have mrs tummy rumble mr armpit noise look at roxette coming up with proactive jokes