MJTV: Morons in the News - Mayo Fight Leads to Life in Prison!
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00:00However, if you put Miracle Whip on my sub, we're fighting.
00:07Fester, what's your favorite condiment?
00:09Ooh.
00:10What is your...
00:11I'll round the room here quickly.
00:12Your favorite condiment.
00:14I guess barbecue sauce would be my favorite.
00:16Not what I'm looking for.
00:17Okay.
00:17All right.
00:18All right.
00:18Hold on.
00:18Hold on a minute.
00:19I hit the wrong button.
00:20I mean, if you want to do like a Casey Kasem Top 40 Countdown, I have that many condiments.
00:24No, one only.
00:25Froggy, what's your favorite condiment?
00:27I'm a big fan of honey mustard.
00:31Roxanne, your favorite condiment.
00:33It was mayonnaise, but I...
00:35That's what I'm looking for.
00:37Mayonnaise?
00:37Wow.
00:38I love mayonnaise, too.
00:39But you've given up mayonnaise?
00:41For the most part.
00:42Spicy.
00:42She's given up spicy mayonnaise.
00:44But I remember you saying that mayonnaise was your favorite.
00:47It is.
00:47Listen to this.
00:48Iowa man sentenced to life in prison after killing his friend in a fight over mayonnaise.
00:56I can see why that would happen.
00:57Was it like a debate about which brand they like better?
01:00Well, as Fester would say...
01:01Dukes.
01:02I'm glad you asked.
01:04This Iowa guy sentenced to life in prison murdered a friend.
01:09He repeatedly ran over the friend with a pickup truck.
01:13They fought about mayonnaise.
01:17Christopher Erlbacher, 29 years old, used his truck to ram Caleb Solberg outside a cafe
01:26in a small little place called Piska.
01:30What?
01:30Piska?
01:31Piska, Iowa.
01:32P-I-S-G-A-H.
01:34How else would you pronounce that?
01:35Yeah.
01:36So this is according to the Des Moines Register.
01:38Our Erlbacher initially drove away, then came back and ran over Solberg with the truck
01:42two more times.
01:43They had been out drinking at a bar with another person earlier that night, but things took
01:48a turn when Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg's food, which ticked him off.
01:56Sparked a bar fight.
01:57And then a furious Erlbacher called Solberg's half-brother, Craig Pryor, on the way to the
02:03cafe and threatened to set Solberg's house on fire and shoot him.
02:06Gosh!
02:07Then Pryor later came to Dave's old home in Piska, where another confrontation was brewing,
02:14and eventually he rammed his truck into Pryor's truck and then ran him over.
02:20So he comes out as his truck is being hit, and then he runs over.
02:25This is over mayonnaise.
02:27Everybody knows in Piska that you don't put mayonnaise on Erlbacher's food.
02:32Don't Piska me off.
02:33Yeah.
02:34All right?
02:35So can you imagine?
02:36You're going to prison for life over a fight over mayonnaise.
02:42This one dude put mayonnaise on his friend's food, and it eskimo-lates into getting run over
02:51multiple times by a pickup truck.
02:52All right, I don't know that I would injure somebody over mayonnaise.
02:56However, if you put Miracle Whip on my sub, we're fighting.
03:02Why?
03:02It's mayonnaise, right?
03:03No!
03:04You shut your face.
03:05It's not mayonnaise.
03:06All right, this is nuts.
03:08And that's why we call it Morons in the News.
03:13Dude, I cannot believe you just said Miracle Whip is mayonnaise.
03:15I hate you.
03:15What is it?
03:16It is.
03:16It's a dressing.
03:17It's a total dressing.
03:19It's not mayonnaise.
03:19Dude, Miracle Whip is mayonnaise.
03:21Miracle Whip is crap.
03:23Oh, you don't like Miracle Whip?
03:24Oh, I hate Miracle Whip.
03:27I'm a Mayo Go guy.
03:29Mayo Go?
03:30Mayo.
03:30Give me Mayo.
03:31Mayo.
03:32Yes.
03:32Hellman's.
03:33Okay.
03:33First, Dukes.
03:35You want me to go down my rankings of mayonnaise?
03:37No, I think we're done.
03:38All right, folks.
03:38Two.
03:40Hellman's.
03:40Three.
03:41Hellman's Organic.
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03:42I'm a public friend.
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