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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:30I've got a lot of people who've got hit.
00:51How are you, Bailey?
00:53How are you, pal?
00:54How are you, pal?
00:56How are you, pal?
00:57Hey!
00:58How's it going, pal?
00:59Woo-hoo!
01:03See you, Fanner!
01:04Are you waiting or something?
01:05Losing, actually, Pa.
01:06Loser!
01:08See you, Fanner!
01:09Come on, another one.
01:10Come on, come on, come on.
01:13Where's your leg?
01:14Hey, hey, hey!
01:30I'm telling you.
01:31The father told me that the old grade that he had
01:33was the finest horse he ever had
01:35and that you wouldn't get a Baloobee to pull a sulky like you today.
01:38Now!
01:39What horse was that?
01:40Yeah, you wouldn't know him, Pa.
01:41Oh, because I know him, all right.
01:42Shouldn't I buy him off your father, huh?
01:44That horse wouldn't draw his breath on me and draw a cart.
01:48There's nothing wrong with that horse.
01:49It's a grand horse.
01:50Lord, mercy on him.
01:51He's great for pulling things and for lepping over things.
01:54Lepping, huh?
01:55What lepping are you talking about?
01:57If that horse was here today, he'd lep higher than that van there, so he would.
02:01Sure, that van can't lep.
02:04Yeah, well, he worked fast.
02:05You can't argue with that.
02:07Didn't he only have to be in the big sulky race that day,
02:09the day he bought him?
02:10Aye, fair enough.
02:11Me father were in the sulky, howling on to the reins.
02:14Well, she took off!
02:15He was driving her that hard that the shoes came off her on the final stretch.
02:19She finished the rest in her socks.
02:22That's why he was last.
02:23I've seen some horses in me day.
02:27But I'll tell you this, lads.
02:29The fastest horse I ever seen.
02:33I see them only two day ago.
02:36At the fair here, papi?
02:37No, he's not owned.
02:39Barely the clowns round here.
02:41He's stabled above in Dundon's yard.
02:44And how do you know so much about?
02:45I was in the ditch.
02:47Down below.
02:48At the long field.
02:50What were you doing?
02:52Looking for mushrooms.
02:55At this time of year?
02:56Do you want to hear the story or what?
02:58Yeah, well, you shut up, pal, and tell the story.
03:00All right.
03:01Sorry, papi.
03:02Where were I?
03:03You were in the ditch, having a shi...
03:05Looking for mushrooms.
03:06That's right.
03:07Well, anyway, before I get finished, this big 4B4 pulls up like a shot.
03:17And out laps Dundon and one of his lads.
03:23Here he comes, Mr. Dundon.
03:24He's flying it.
03:25Go on, you boy!
03:26Come on!
03:27Come on, you beauty!
03:28Come on!
03:29Go on!
03:30Go on!
03:31Come on!
03:32Go on, you boy!
03:33Go on!
03:34Go on!
03:36Look at that for a time.
03:38There isn't a horse in the country that's going to catch him.
03:49Try.
03:50I'm telling you, lads.
03:52If he had that horse, or a horse that was covered by him, you'd be a wealthy man.
03:57What do you mean covered, papi?
04:00You think you need to axe your missus?
04:14Well, Dan, you're not going down to the horse fair at all.
04:17I know Dan would have no interest in the horses at all.
04:19Would you, Dan?
04:20Well, God, I would.
04:23I always kept a few ponies as a young fella.
04:25I didn't know that, Dan.
04:27That's right.
04:28I often had four or five ponies at a time.
04:30My favourite pony of the lot was a lovely little tan batty.
04:33Oh, I was mad about him.
04:35And he was great at playing poker.
04:38What?
04:39A pony that played poker?
04:40Well, he wasn't any ordinary pony, Timmy.
04:42He was the best of them.
04:43We often sat up in the kitchen till three or four in the morning playing cards.
04:46And him winning there was straights and riled flushes.
04:50Whatever became of him, Dan?
04:52Oh, I had to put him down, Jexy.
04:54What?
04:55You would have made a fortune on that.
04:56A pony that played poker.
04:58What did you do that for?
04:59I caught him playing with my cards.
05:01Ha!
05:02Ha!
05:03Ha!
05:04Ha!
05:05Ha!
05:06Ha!
05:07Ha!
05:08Ha!
05:09Ha!
05:10No, I won't be going down at all, Jexy.
05:11I lost all interest in the horses after the bished of them all passed away.
05:14The great Millhouse.
05:15The great Millhouse!
05:16Will you go away out of that?
05:18Shrach will put Millhouse up on his back to finish the race and still beat him.
05:22No, I was always Millhouse.
05:25Eh, you're a bit like him, all right.
05:27How was that, Dowdall?
05:29Well, aren't you from over, like Milhouse was?
05:33What do you mean by that, Dan?
05:34Do you know well? Wasn't Jacksy born in England?
05:37England?
05:38I was. My parents were working over there at the time.
05:42We moved back when I was nine.
05:44Ha! I always knew there was something strange about him.
05:47Strange as it, Dan?
05:49I'm more Irish than the whole lot he put together.
05:53Ooh! Right to you, matey, so.
05:57I'd be having an arf for bitter.
05:59Or maybe I'd be having two arfs in one glass.
06:02I couldn't imagine, Dan. I know, Dad, he's good.
06:05What's that supposed to be?
06:07That, Jacksy, is the way you English fellas talk.
06:10Right. That's the way you want it.
06:14And then, Pukali,
06:16a Sinemach
06:18Jockernigalair
06:20Bessie Geilge.
06:22Two, three, two.
06:24You're right, Dan.
06:26He does have an English accent.
06:28That's Irish, you ludol.
06:39How are you, Pa?
06:41You're frightened of life over you.
06:43Well.
06:45Well.
06:46What?
06:48What?
06:49What?
06:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:00Well.
07:01Well.
07:02What?
07:03What?
07:04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:05Would you be to turn the few bob?
07:07Would the bishop say mass?
07:08I don't know.
07:09I suppose you would, sir.
07:10I don't go to mass that regular.
07:11Why'd you ask?
07:12I didn't.
07:13It's just a saying, like.
07:14All right, yeah.
07:16Well.
07:17Would you be to turn the few bob?
07:18It's the Pope of Catholic.
07:19I suppose he is, sir.
07:20To me.
07:21You're not behind it, otherwise.
07:22Why?
07:23Why'd you ask me about the pauper?
07:24I didn't.
07:25It's just a saying.
07:26Well, don't be just saying.
07:27You're either in or you're out.
07:28No.
07:29There's a beer shitting.
07:30All right, I'm in.
07:31What do you have in mind?
07:32I was talking to Pappy yesterday.
07:34He told me there's a horse above in Dundon's yard.
07:36It's the fastest horse you've ever seen.
07:38And if you were to cover one of your mares with that stalling,
07:40we'd have a right flyer in our hands.
07:42Oh, that sounds brilliant.
07:43So why don't we borrow the horse and let him do the job on brandy?
07:46No, I have a better plan.
07:48Did you ever hear of the AI man?
07:49Oh, aye.
07:50AI.
07:51Yeah, artificial insemination.
07:53That's it, yeah, yeah.
07:54We'd be like the AI man.
07:55Right.
07:56And say you get the stuff that the AI man does.
08:00How are you going to get into brandy?
08:02Well, what are these?
08:04That's for icing buns.
08:06Yeah, but sure, it's the same thing anyway.
08:08But how do you get, you know, how do you get the icing?
08:11You get it with a pair of these.
08:13I'm not doing that.
08:15I know nothing about them yucks.
08:16But sure, what's there to know about it?
08:18And why don't you do it then?
08:20Oh, right.
08:21Look it.
08:22It's my plan anyway.
08:23If you don't want to earn a few bob, I'll get something else to do it.
08:25Well, it's my horse, so go and get someone else to do it.
08:27I'm washing my hands of the whole thing.
08:29That'd be a fuss for you.
08:33All right, so, we'll do Joe and borrow the horse.
08:40Two across, small clip to hang clothes.
08:43Three letters.
08:44I know, I know.
08:46Any idea, Jacksy?
08:48Cadet.
08:49Small clip to hang clothes.
08:50Three letters.
08:51Peg.
08:52Sorry, what was that, Jacksy?
08:53Peg.
08:54He said it in English.
08:55That'll be three pints, please, Jacksy, when you're ready.
08:57Good man again.
08:58By the none.
08:59Three pints, please.
09:00Mahon fair.
09:01Peg.
09:02Mahon fair.
09:03Peg.
09:04Mahon lour.
09:05Feck.
09:06Ah, he's a beauty, all right, Pa.
09:07Huh?
09:08But how, you know, how are we going to borrow him?
09:09Sure, Mr. London não was going to go into the barbed of the long belly for a lot of pints.
09:10That's when you take him out of the box, and get him to do their business with Brandy. Did you tear her up when I told you?
09:16I said the pub. She looks like as if she's gone out tonight.
09:17What do you mean it?
09:18No, no.
09:19No.
09:20No, no.
09:21No.
09:22No, no.
09:23No, no.
09:24No, no.
09:25No.
09:26No, no.
09:27No.
09:28No, no.
09:29No, no.
09:30No.
09:31No, no, no.
09:32No.
09:33No, no.
09:34No.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37if she's gone out tonight.
09:38What you mean?
09:39I washed her in that old L'Oreal shampoo.
09:42The missus gave me.
09:44What you don't eff her?
09:45Because she's worth it.
09:50What if he doesn't come out of the box?
09:51What'll I do then?
09:52Here, try this.
09:55What's that?
09:57It's a poser of a horse.
10:00Why'd you get all worked up?
10:02It might if he was that type of horseman.
10:05What you mean?
10:06That's a him horseman.
10:09How'd you know that?
10:11So I can see his credentials.
10:12It's a him horse.
10:13Not a lady horseman.
10:17Other ways?
10:21Think?
10:22What are you guys up there?
10:24Nothing.
10:25Just sitting.
10:28Sitting?
10:30Sitting.
10:32Anyway, that's enough of that whole sitting.
10:36But look, Dick.
10:43Those boys are up to something.
10:45What if he's not in the humour for the business?
10:55Should whisper to him.
10:56What?
10:57Whisper what?
10:58Whisper to him like in the film.
11:00What film?
11:01The horse whispering film.
11:02Just whisper in his ear and you'll have him in the palm of your hand.
11:04I'm telling the pa I'm not touching him.
11:05I'm not touching him.
11:06All right.
11:07All right.
11:14Hiya, Dieter.
11:15Can I give you a hand?
11:16Yes, please, Father.
11:17All right.
11:18All right.
11:19Um.
11:20OK.
11:21Hold on.
11:25Now.
11:26Let's go.
11:30Uh, what are you doing, Father?
11:32It's the only way to get a good flame under her, Dieter.
11:34But I'm trying to put the fire out, not make it bigger.
11:38Oh, right.
11:41Oh, hold on.
11:45Hold on.
11:46I have this as well.
11:51No.
11:54Dieter, why don't you get rid of her?
11:56I mean, she owes you nothing.
11:58I am starting to think that way, Father.
12:01But I have memories that are fond of this van.
12:04Like when I started the cheese shop and when I am proposing to Catherine from it.
12:08No, I cannot see myself going anywhere without it.
12:11Well, Dieter, I can't see you going anywhere in it.
12:14Sorry.
12:15Sorry.
12:16Dieter, you know, why don't you get yourself one of those new ones?
12:20You'd never have a day's trouble.
12:21They're computerized and everything, you know.
12:23I had a computer once, but every time I started it, it crashed.
12:28Right.
12:29Well, look, I have to go.
12:30I'll say a prayer for your van.
12:32You will say a prayer for the van?
12:34Yeah, well, probably needs a bit more than that, huh?
12:37I'll see you in Ovena.
12:38I'll see you in Ovena.
12:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:46You stopping for on the way home, Mr. Dundon?
12:51Not today, Martin.
12:52You'll be home early, set up the fireworks.
12:54It's the Dutch's birthday party tonight.
12:56I want to start those orders.
12:58Hell hat no fury.
12:59Oh, now you said it.
13:00I'm going to stop off at Rhines, though, just to use their facilities.
13:03Quick in and out.
13:04I'll go myself, I'll have the chance.
13:06Well, that'll definitely be a good idea.
13:08I'm only having you on, mate.
13:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:26I've been going through the lounge.
13:27Mikey.
13:28Mikey.
13:29Yeah, come on.
13:32No, Sir Shenson.
13:33Hop in the back of the venue.
13:34You'll have loads of time and I'll stay here and keep an eye out.
13:35Are you sure?
13:36Yeah, go on, go on, will ya?
13:37All you have to do is get him out and let you get Brendan to move.
13:45She won't open, Pa.
13:46Well, let him over the top and get in.
13:48Pa?
13:49Go on, will you?
13:55Oh, Daddy!
13:57Mikey! Mikey!
13:59Now, onwards and upwards.
14:04Pa! Pa!
14:05Mikey! Mikey, will you have to, Mikey?
14:08Mikey!
14:09Mikey!
14:11Mikey!
14:20Jesus Christ.
14:21I'm going to see his racket back there. Is he all right?
14:24Yeah, he's grand.
14:25He was a bit jumpy when we pulled off.
14:28Yeah, it's a load.
14:30Oh, my God!
14:32Oh, my God!
14:33Oh, my God!
14:34Oh, my God!
14:35Oh, my God!
14:36Oh, my God!
14:37Oh, my God!
14:38What's he doing this time?
14:39He's here.
14:40We're having a dance and I'll...
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:44Hey, Mikey!
14:45Mikey!
14:46Mikey!
14:47Oh, my God!
14:48Mikey!
14:49Oh!
14:50What's he doing?
14:51Oh, my God!
14:52Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh, my God!
14:57Jesus!
14:58Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:05Whoa!
15:06Sorry about that, Bradley!
15:21Well, Doctor Doolittle.
15:23Taking your board for a drive, are you?
15:25What's this, a menagerie you have?
15:27Have you a licence for that fella?
15:29No, Sergeant, but I touch most of the driving myself.
15:34Go on.
15:43Well, Trevor, how are you doing?
15:44Oh, Sergeant, how are you today?
15:46Uh, after the races?
15:47Oh, no, no, we've just taken him out for a run.
15:49He's having the race again.
15:51Oh, oh, oh!
15:53Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:55Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:57Jesus Christ!
15:58Oh, Danny!
15:59Oh!
16:03Come on, we go.
16:11How many times have I told you, Pat,
16:13you can't be driving around like this
16:15with your ass hanging out beside the van?
16:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:18Just thought it'd sucked the van up with a bit of extra horse porn, Dick.
16:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:22I warned you before, Pat.
16:23I won't tolerate any of your scams.
16:26Unless I'm involved.
16:29I was gonna give you a call, Dick.
16:30We'll be out in London's yard around six.
16:32Right.
16:34What happened to him?
16:35Oh, oh!
16:37Car sickness.
16:38Car sickness did that to him.
16:40He's a bad traveller, Dick.
16:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:43Go on.
16:44Hello, Father.
16:46Oh, fabulous, isn't it?
16:48What's that, Father?
16:50That smell.
16:52After years in the city, you know,
16:54to have the authentic smell of the countryside in your nostrils.
16:56Has to be good for you.
16:58Horse shite, Father.
17:00No, no, no, no, no. Proven fact.
17:02The smell, Father. It's horse shite.
17:04From the horse fair.
17:06Oh, right. Okay.
17:08Not gas.
17:10Listen, how's Mrs Constantine?
17:12Is there any news?
17:14Oh, good news, Father.
17:16We had to amputate both her legs.
17:18What? What's good about that?
17:20I got her slippers.
17:24I'm only messing, Father.
17:26She's fine.
17:28I'm only messing, Father.
17:30She's fine.
17:36I'm taking him out of the box.
17:38I said I'll be him in for the day.
17:42We wait till things settle down, then we go in later.
17:46How long is that going to take?
17:48How the effect do I know?
17:50Will you relax?
17:52What's that?
17:54What's that?
17:56She's a herb chicken and mushroom kebab
17:58with a lemon and dilly ollie.
18:00And a nice French lemonade.
18:02Where'd you get that?
18:03I ran it up this morning before I came out.
18:05Herself is after getting me to George Foreman.
18:07Great joke. Fierce healthy.
18:09And all the fat runs off and never.
18:11And is there anything in that for me?
18:12No, she thought you'd bring something yourself.
18:14If I'd have known that, I'd have run you one up.
18:16Yeah, right.
18:17I could have done you up a panini, Sean.
18:19I'd do it great.
18:20Ghost cheese and sun blush tomorrow with a rocket one.
18:23I'll watch my way at the cheap way.
18:25I'm not eating.
18:27Here, I'm going to have a nap.
18:29I'll have that when I wake up.
18:30You keep an eye on the stairs.
18:37I got this well for some.
18:39Well?
18:40We're going to go down later on when things settle down.
18:42And what time is it now?
18:43It's half six.
18:44Yeah.
18:45And you can tell that by looking up the horse's arse.
18:46No.
18:47That's the time and the clock over there in the stable yard.
18:50I'm hanging for a pint.
18:51I'm parched.
18:52Goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel.
19:08I'm hanging for a pint.
19:09I'm parched.
19:10Goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel, goel.
19:13I'm hanging for a pint.
19:14I'm parched.
19:15Goel, goel, goel, goel.
19:16And I'm not sure.
19:17I'm not a habit of repeating myself.
19:19But that's the place I was telling you about.
19:22Oh, that's right.
19:24That's right.
19:25That's my niece.
19:27I'm not a good one.
19:28I'm not a good one.
19:30To try and eat with a young lady and aします.
19:32Good one can eat with a very good food.
19:33And you, too, can you eat with a drink?
19:36No, we're not worried about it.
19:38That's what I'm worried about.
19:39I'm not worried about eating with a lot of meals.
19:43What'd she say?
19:44She wants a lemon or a gin and tonic.
19:46I swear she wants to eat with a little tuna.
19:48I want to eat with a drink with a lot of 없습니다.
19:50Are you ladies that have to drink?
19:52Are you standing around there talking gibberish?
19:54Mr. Walsh, I am not in the habit.
19:57Don't mind it, Auntie.
19:58Don't mind it, Natty. We'll just go somewhere else.
20:04Good and faulty.
20:06Good and faulty be more like it.
20:13What happened, Jacksy? The cat steal your native tongue?
20:16You better keep a civil tongue in your head or you get no more drink.
20:24Cheers.
20:25Eh?
20:26Sláinte.
20:28Start it.
20:36Is this it? Fruitful lamb, that's it.
20:38Right. You bring her in. I keep an eye out.
20:40I thought you were bringing her down.
20:42I thought you were bringing her down.
20:43Ah, for feck's sake.
20:45Go up and bring her down.
20:51Did I tell you think you got a bread maker?
20:52Go away. I was thinking of getting them in.
20:54Cheers, they're a great joke altogether.
20:56You put all the stuff into it in the evening time, right?
20:58And when you're lying asleep in the bed, she's baiting away like a fiddler in a funeral.
21:02And then when you wake up in the morning, the caravan is full of exotic aromas.
21:05Is that all?
21:06And then for the breakfast then you'll have that more succulent loaf of sesame or rye bread.
21:12Gorgeous.
21:13I made a banana bread during the week. It's pure simple.
21:16Next time I do it, I'll drop you up a half loaf.
21:18You're making me hungry now, listen to you, Pa.
21:20Pa. Pa, there's no getting them interested, Pa.
21:22I'd just get them interested.
21:23And what would you like me to do, to take them dancing?
21:25Try to whisper.
21:26And which one would you like me to whisper to first?
21:29What are you talking about?
21:30Dr. Doolittle here wants to be talking to the animals.
21:33By God, whispering that talk is a dangerous old business, Pa.
21:37Ask Matty Maloney all about it.
21:39Who's Matty Maloney?
21:40Sir Matty that's married to Kathleen, known there in the Kildicken Road.
21:43They have 18 children.
21:45What happened to him, Dick?
21:46Poor Kathleen was deaf in one ear.
21:48And every night when he got into the bed beside her,
21:51he'd whisper to her,
21:52will we go to sleep or what?
21:54And she'd say, what?
21:59What the hell?
22:02Let's go down! Let's go down!
22:03Let's go down!
22:04Mikey, quick, Mikey! Come on, Mikey!
22:10What are we going to do, Pa?
22:11I don't know what the heck we're going to do with you!
22:13Get bloody down, Sergeant.
22:15I scattered the bastards by the stable door.
22:17I was having a couple of tibbles inside with the wife.
22:19Stopped out for a smoke and I spotted the bastards.
22:20I let them have four barrels!
22:22Come on, come on, come on!
22:24There they are!
22:25Where are the Rockets girls?
22:33I don't want to die, Pa!
22:34I don't want to die, Pa!
22:35If you don't shut up, I'll kill you meself!
22:36I don't want to die, Pa!
22:38You got here quick, Dick.
22:39Wife just got off the phone.
22:40Well, we were just...
22:42Hey, come in, Dick.
22:43There's trouble in Dundon's yard.
22:45Could you call mine?
22:46Hey, watch out, Dick.
22:47He's suzzled as usual.
22:48What the hell is that, Dick?
22:49The hammer's surrounded.
22:51Well, I'll give the bus to suzzled.
22:54There they go again!
22:55Listen.
22:56Find the Last Rocket Girls!
22:57All right, pop in to be back!
23:11Find the last rocket, girls!
23:24That's sort of the bastard stick, eh?
23:26Yay!
23:32Keys!
23:33I don't have any keys!
23:34I'll give him to you above in the air!
23:35I must have left him down when we brought in the horse!
23:37Well, go back up and get him!
23:38I'm not going back up there!
23:39It's like a scene of a war, Philip!
23:40Well, I'll go with you!
23:46Are you sure you left me in here?
23:47Yeah, yeah!
23:48You have to be here somewhere, Pat!
23:50Here!
23:55I think you have some!
23:56Have you laid?
24:01Yeah!
24:02I haven't!
24:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:06A-a-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:10Oh, oh, oh, oh!
24:40Oh, oh, oh, oh!