Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about women from Michigan being rated as some of the meanest in the country and Chuck reflects on some of his own experiences.
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00:00are women in michigan some of the least friendly in the country depends on where you are depends
00:16on who you're talking about a new study you are talking about i've seen some mean ones
00:23i know your opinion may have changed the years but when you first met patty did she give you
00:28time did she talk to you for a while she was very mean right from the second
00:31no she wasn't otherwise you wouldn't have talked to her
00:39i don't know are you okay you put him in a bad place dave you met at a wedding right
00:52uh i believe the first time i met her was at some kind of pre-wedding thing where she was
00:59extremely mean to everyone around her except for you me included and you were like that's the one
01:09for me i don't know i'm not the best i don't make the best choices dave let's not get really too much
01:15okay all right sorry yes in my experience michigan women are mean
01:21they're very unforgiving
01:25you think some of the meanest in the country yes like it deserves top five mean yeah i haven't
01:31been around much but yes i have a neighbor that screams at her kids like oh like non-stop like
01:39the woman just won't stop screaming at her kids and her husband he used to have a lawn service do it
01:44and now he just he got a lawnmower and he is out on that thing for hours just to get away from her
01:49and you can hear over the lawnmower
01:51and the kids are screaming and it's just chaos and i feel so bad for the guy because he is you know
02:04he just wants to get away yeah i think guys that's what we do like my old next-door neighbor did the
02:10same thing he'd be out on his ride-on mower for hours because his old bitch of a broad would just
02:15be yapping at him it's ruining my life because i go out for peace in my yard and i hear all of this
02:22this man's life taking place he's and he's broken he's broken you can tell i think they got like three
02:29kids they're all little we've lost chuck and he's been in his own place it's okay man yeah i just don't
02:39know what an awful fate yeah he's on a lawnmower you know like he's just trying to mow you that's
02:45the only thing you can do at least he's on a lawnmower that's true i don't know i don't have a
02:51lawnmower uh john has a comment here good morning john how are you how you guys doing good do you agree
02:57that michigan women are some of the least friendly in the country oh god yeah my girl is a raging
03:03bitch no why are you with her well you know i mean there's a million different flavors of crazy i
03:12just like tasting them all okay okay give us an example of how much of a raging bitch she is
03:17well i mean you ever seen the devil's advocate advocate yeah well that's her oh wow dude she's
03:28very alpacino like yeah all right man oh yeah many forms got the hard michigan a it's not that bad oh
03:34yeah that makes it even worse i'll tell you it really does all right john just strikes just a chill
03:40down your spine uh this guy says all women what are you doing out there
03:45this guy says all women
03:51you let me know when you're done i'm done
03:57you're in michigan
03:59all the women have the black beating heart of a bitch inside them
04:07they'll talk to you for two minutes thank god for the springtime so you can go out on your
04:13goddamn lawnmower drown out her terrifying war cries
04:17as your kids contemplate suicide
04:20your neighbors are privy to all your most personal disasters
04:25because of her shrill shrill scream
04:29her heart a breaks glass in your house
04:33every one of them's mean i haven't met a nice one
04:39simple man everywhere just looking for that
04:42bitch that's gonna be the one
04:44who's
04:46who's the least
04:48bitchy of them all
04:50well
04:52you may never know
04:53you'll probably never find her
04:56let's hope for a loud lawnmower
04:58big lawn
04:59any kind of muffler take it off
05:02doing projects you don't even goddamn like
05:06just to get out of the house
05:08i have a whole woodworking set
05:10michigan bitches
05:14take that in for a minute
05:15michigan bitches
05:17you're michigan bitches
05:21i have a saw
05:22i'm getting a table saw
05:25why
05:26why you asking
05:28i've recently taken up ice sculpting
05:30i thought of drowning myself yesterday
05:36sweet last few breaths underwater
05:45as it all goes black
05:48and a bitchin
05:48just
05:49quells
05:50unfortunately seconds before i was dead
05:53a cold hand would reach in
05:55and grab me
05:56and start screaming at me
05:57telling me i was stupid
05:59what am i doing
06:03michigan bitches
06:06the worst
06:08but
06:10they're pure michigan
06:11you have vaginas though
06:13still
06:13you need that
06:16all right well
06:18a lot of people tend to agree with us
06:19a few
06:20don't but most do
06:21yeah
06:22even the women
06:22they agree they're bitchy
06:25You