Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the President and Governor speaking in Flint which leads to a new idea for a Pure Michigan ad.
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00:00well president barack obama was in town yesterday he was in flint actually promising the people
00:15there that he will make sure leaders at all levels of government don't resist until every
00:21drop of water that flows through city pipes is safe did you see i didn't see much of it but the
00:27the governor spoke i believe before he did so um yeah they were not happy to see governor rick
00:35snyder in flint yesterday just take a listen
00:37this is him coming out onto the stage hi everybody this is the first time that he's
00:46actually spoken in front of everyone so in flint
00:49good afternoon
00:53good afternoon good afternoon good afternoon hi everybody good after i wish you'd shut up so i
01:03could just go to my goddamn lake house
01:05good afternoon hello black people
01:11oh my god good after let me begin good good after oh just you just got to go don't you
01:22and i wanted to come here yeah you didn't create this problem government failed you
01:27he just should have just started this good yes you just good afternoon everybody i know you're
01:38pissed good after hello blacks hello blacks out there god oh boy huh wow i just cannot wait to get to
01:49canny bunk port
01:50good old mackinac island yeah god i really need a couple weeks
01:58i need a couple weeks of no power and horse manure
02:02governor scratch it here i come
02:06the governor does have a home on mackinac island does he really i have no idea there's an official
02:12governor's residence on mackinac island of course
02:14get me the hell out of here
02:15i almost went the whole goddamn time without having to come to flint
02:20yeah
02:21oh thanks obama
02:23yeah he is he should escape
02:29i just picture like you know
02:31governor schneider walking along the shores of mackinac
02:33good afternoon
02:34white people
02:36and everyone else i've let down
02:40namely black people
02:41i'm here in beautiful mackinac island
02:45get him out of here please
02:48we're working on that last one there
02:52but as soon as we clear that black guy out of here i'll have a
02:56wonderful time of eating fudge
02:58taking carriage rides and riding a bicycle up and down the streets
03:02get him out of here please
03:08what are you to someone let him across the bridge
03:10did he swim here
03:12oh wait
03:13black guys don't swim
03:15i'm governor rick schneider
03:19this is pure mission
03:27i'm back boom
03:34oh god arrest him
03:35will someone choke him and tase him
03:38oh i'd love to see that pure michigan commercial
03:45eating fudge
03:46oh yeah
03:48this is having a great white old time
03:50nothing like riding a bike
03:53down in old-fashioned
03:58oh my god
04:00let's go for no study
04:00i hate you boo
04:02get that guy
04:03out of here for god's sakes
04:05i'm trying to have a great old white time
04:07there's nothing whiter than horseback riding and fudge
04:13no there isn't
04:14no
04:15carriage rides
04:16carriage rides and fudge
04:17oh the fact that there's
04:19you can even take a carriage ride anymore
04:21anywhere
04:22is the dumbest thing on earth
04:24there's not i mean the only fire trucks are the
04:26there's two fire trucks on the island
04:27that's the only motorized vehicles
04:29oh really
04:30yeah
04:30i've never been
04:31no i'll never go
04:33it'll i just will never go
04:34my whole life i'll never go
04:35old people love it
04:36my in-laws loved it
04:37my parents loved it
04:38oh i'm sure
04:39yeah
04:39oh
04:40but the on a warm day
04:42the smell of horse poop and fudge
04:44oh
04:45jesus
04:46oh
04:46that is a lethal mix
04:48yeah
04:49it's not
04:49and there's probably about
04:51it has the most fudge shops per capita
04:53like there's some statistic
04:54like in for that area
04:56yeah
04:56it's like the highest rate
04:57highest concentration of fudge shops
04:59anywhere in the world
05:00yeah
05:01mackinac island
05:02i counted about 15
05:05who needs water
05:06on this tiny little island
05:07when you got fudge
05:07yeah
05:08ah
05:10good old mackinac water
05:12crisp and clean
05:17he's just guzzling it all over himself
05:24pouring it on himself
05:25he's like sometimes i just take a glass of it
05:27and just pour it right on the ground
05:28yeah
05:28just waste it
05:30mackinac water
05:31waste it cause we can
05:32i'm governor snapper
05:37yeah
05:37that's pure michigan
05:39fit
05:40yeah
05:41yeah
05:42yeah
05:42yeah
05:43all right
05:43yeah
05:43yeah
05:43yeah
05:44yeah