Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Michigan being listed as one of the worst places to road trip in the country which leads to an idea for a new travel show hosted by Chuck and Andy.
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00:00they are out with another list
00:08best states
00:11for summer road trips
00:12oh well
00:13Michigan's on that list
00:16Michigan's on the list
00:17of the worst states
00:20for summer road trips
00:22because of the road
00:23like the condition of the roads
00:25what do they mean
00:25I don't understand
00:26why that would make
00:27here's what they took
00:27into consideration
00:28gas prices
00:29scenery
00:31which is beautiful
00:32you've been driven around
00:33Michigan in the summer
00:34there's some amazing scenery here
00:35yeah it's gorgeous
00:36no there's some amazing lakes
00:41waterfronts
00:41beaches
00:42guys where else have you been
00:43have you been other places
00:44yes I have
00:45have you seen their scenery
00:46Michigan is one of the most
00:47amazing states to road trip through
00:48I think it looks okay
00:49let's not get carried away
00:51yeah sure it's just trees
00:52on a freeway
00:53but you're not
00:54yeah
00:55you're seeing more than that
00:56like I've been to Traverse City
00:58I hated Traverse City
01:00what
01:01I hated it
01:02how could you hate Traverse City
01:03because I hate people
01:03and I hate old people
01:04more than anyone
01:05name one thing
01:06place you love
01:07here
01:07yeah name one place
01:09in the country you love
01:10I don't think you love anything
01:12Chuck
01:12you're like the Grinch
01:14like I don't think I'd have a good time
01:16at like the sand dune place
01:18I don't think I'd have a good time
01:20kayaking
01:21you'd get sand in your eyes
01:22I wouldn't
01:23I would
01:23you'd fall down
01:24it's not for everybody
01:26it's not for everybody
01:27like honestly
01:28I should do a travel show
01:30like I should
01:31because it'd be like
01:32real travel
01:32I'd be like
01:33real person travel
01:34you know what it's really like
01:36well
01:37it looks great
01:38you've seen one sand dune
01:39you've seen them all
01:40and look at this
01:41all the sand in my underwear
01:43it's so ridiculous
01:46you'll never
01:47you should never rate anything
01:49no but I mean
01:50like it is
01:51it's just the truth
01:52Hillbilly B
01:53good morning
01:54you had a comment on
01:55road tripping through Michigan
01:56Michigan
01:58Michigan
01:59I actually did the kayaking trip
02:03in Fixed Rocks
02:05and it actually took
02:058 hours to go through
02:06the entire thing
02:07so it's huge
02:088 hours
02:09I want you to put me in a kayak
02:11for 8 hours
02:12and then talk to me
02:13about how awesome
02:14I thought it was
02:15I couldn't be in a great day
02:16yeah
02:16kayaking with Chuck
02:17no me and Andy
02:18me and Andy
02:19that's a travel show
02:20that's a travel show
02:21me and Andy travel
02:23two angry dudes
02:25yep
02:25and we just
02:27like honestly
02:28we're
02:29complaining
02:29just complain the whole time
02:31and show beautiful
02:32but you
02:33I gotta be there with you
02:34for condor
02:34no you just wanna be on our
02:35you guys this is amazing
02:36no you don't get to go
02:38we can't
02:38no way
02:40I wouldn't want his positivity
02:41anywhere near us
02:42I wouldn't
02:44no one's ever done it
02:45because you know why
02:46because
02:46no one will allow you
02:47into their area
02:48you're just gonna
02:49bitch about it
02:49and that's the thing
02:51but that's the thing
02:51we're not even gonna
02:52it doesn't matter
02:53like I'm not
02:53I'm not trying to get
02:54a free trip
02:55I'll pay
02:55I'll pay
02:56and you know
02:58go in and I'll let
02:59everyone know
02:59just how god awful
03:01this eight hour
03:02kayaking trip
03:03that six people enjoyed
03:04yeah
03:05and that hundreds hate
03:06right
03:07and go home
03:08and they're just like
03:08where's their voice
03:09where's their travel show
03:09they don't have
03:10they don't have one
03:11no one has a voice
03:12you need to tell them
03:12where not to go
03:13yeah
03:13you guys will never do
03:15a pure Michigan commercial
03:16that's for sure
03:18everybody was talking
03:19about the mountains
03:20and the creeks
03:20when I went there
03:21I just couldn't wait
03:22to get back to my hotel room
03:23and jerk off
03:24and smoke weed
03:25I sweat
03:27as soon as I stepped
03:29out of my hotel room
03:30I started sweating
03:31then they put me
03:32in a tiny kayak
03:33which my ass
03:34barely sat in
03:35and uh
03:37then I had to paddle
03:38for eight long hours
03:40oh look
03:41there's Dave
03:42he's smiling
03:42and having a great time
03:43hey guys
03:44isn't this the best
03:46someone shoot his boat
03:47happy son of a bitch
03:49there
03:49I'm having the time
03:51of my life
03:51people say
03:54it's full of dreams
03:55well
03:55one man's dream
03:56is another man's nightmare
03:57so true
03:59sweating and skin folds
04:01I didn't know I had
04:01falling in the water
04:04not being able to get
04:05back in my kayak
04:06swimming with my shirt on
04:09getting a sunburn
04:13so bad
04:14on the top of my head
04:16that I had to have
04:17surgery
04:17surgery
04:20he would too
04:21head surgery
04:24there's no amount of fudge
04:27that would make me
04:28even come close to smiling
04:29when the only thing
04:32people talk about
04:33from your town
04:33is a
04:34little store
04:35where you got some fudge
04:36why the f am I here
04:38you're a Michigan
04:42it's not for everyone
04:45that's a new tagline
04:48Jesus Christ
04:49this hotel
04:50doesn't even have
04:51wifi
04:51that's the name
04:53of our travel show
04:54though
04:54it's not for everyone
04:55it's not for everyone
04:56it's not for everyone
04:57and we've been
04:59and listen
04:59people would be
05:01terrified
05:01that we were
05:02coming to their place
05:03you know what I mean
05:04like the sand dunes
05:06or whatever
05:06the sleeping bear dunes
05:08they'd be like
05:08oh no
05:09no
05:09no they're here
05:11they're like
05:12oh yeah
05:13those dunes are full
05:13of sand fleas
05:14that's real nice
05:15look at Lane
05:16I want you to zoom in
05:17cameraman zoom in
05:19on Andy's ankles
05:20look at that
05:20check it out
05:21look at that
05:22yeah
05:22I counted
05:23537 bites
05:26537 bites
05:28we've been here
05:2910 minutes
05:29turns out
05:31the only delicious
05:32cuisine here
05:32was my ankle
05:33to those
05:33god damn
05:34sand fleas
05:34no seams
05:36they're so much fun
05:37up next
05:38the lovely
05:40German village
05:40of Frankenmove
05:41oh wow
05:42wow
05:44we can barely move
05:45we did this all
05:47for some Amish chicken
05:49with no flavor
05:50flavorless chicken
05:51and a clock
05:52and it's 96 degrees
05:55on a July day
05:56and I'm surrounded
05:57by grandpas
05:58it's not for everyone
05:59it's not for everyone
06:00we're gonna take
06:01it