Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the results of a survey that has to do with older people having sex.
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00:00Studies show that many people maintain active sex lives well into their later years.
00:13For example, one recent survey found more than half of men and almost a third of women, over 70, reported they were still sexually active.
00:24So to prove that sexuality is still alive, they asked people over 50.
00:30What should people know about sex after 50?
00:36It doesn't look as good.
00:39Let's put this out here for a second on the riff lines.
00:42If you're over 50 and listening right now, what's the best thing about sex over 50?
00:46248-544-WRIF, 248-544-9743.
00:50What I want to know is if it's, and honestly, if it's actually better now than it was when you were in your 20s.
01:00Exactly. I don't believe it is. I don't believe it is. There's no way.
01:05I think people are lying to themselves.
01:07I think that they're lying to themselves.
01:08Or they don't remember what young sex, because I don't.
01:11I don't know what it was like.
01:13For the first part, you're trying to make yourself believe it's better, because that's all you've got.
01:16Or even 30s. I'd say even 30s compared to like 60s or 50s or something. There's no way.
01:23There's no way.
01:24There's no way. It's all downhill, people.
01:26This girl says I'm 37.
01:27You know it. You know it is.
01:29Yeah, I guess.
01:30Let's be honest with ourselves.
01:31I know. You're right.
01:32Oh, my back!
01:33Oh, my God! My sciatica!
01:36Sciatica?
01:37It has to stop at some point.
01:39That's how my thought is.
01:41No, it should never stop.
01:42It has to stop at some point.
01:43This guy said...
01:44You have to just shake hands on him.
01:46And we're done.
01:47You know what I mean?
01:48It's been great. Thank you so much for all those.
01:49Thank you do. You have to be like...
01:51What a run.
01:52Shake hands.
01:53It's like we're retiring from the sex game.
01:57This should wrap it up.
01:58Did you hear us last night?
02:01Sounded like two skeletons having sex to me.
02:04We're out.
02:05There was a lot of clanking and a lot of complaining.
02:07Shake on it. We'll never do that again.
02:10Oh, man.
02:11I don't know.
02:12But men still enjoy it, don't they?
02:14Do you know how happy I'd be to have some sex?
02:16Do you understand?
02:22So it's just years of going without it.
02:23Do you understand?
02:28And then coming back and getting in the game again.
02:30And the thing is...
02:31I'm going to take my time.
02:33Most people don't take 15 years off, Chuck.
02:35No, but they do.
02:36Some do.
02:36And if I'm 50 and banging, and someone said, hey, man, how's banging at 50?
02:44It's great!
02:46My God, it's good!
02:49Better than anything!
02:50Better than anything I've ever had!
02:54It's better!
02:54Beats it!
02:55Because there's that, you can't even believe you're having sex.
03:01Right.
03:02This guy says, I'll sum up sex after 50 for you.
03:04Is my arm numb from a heart attack or because it's holding my fat ass up?
03:08I'm not having a heart attack.
03:09That is a valid...
03:10I can still wave on my fingers.
03:12I can still wave on my fingers.
03:13Oh, no, this is it.
03:14Oh, it's going up the arm.
03:16We got to stop, babe.
03:18Let's take a breather.
03:20The other thing about sex after 50 is I don't care how much you take care of yourself.
03:25You break down.
03:27A little bit.
03:27You break down.
03:28Both parties break down.
03:29You break down.
03:30Your body breaks down.
03:31You don't look the same as you did.
03:33My balls will be hanging so long.
03:35Oh, Jesus, Chuck.
03:36Come on.
03:36Smacking her in the belly button.
03:37That's what she's feeling.
03:38That's what she's feeling.
03:39That's what she's feeling.
03:40Come up under like a...
03:41Don't.
03:42Stop it.
03:43No, seriously.
03:45No, like a Miley Cyrus video.
03:47That was cool.
03:49I'm doing like a wreck.
03:51I'm doing like a wreck.
03:53I'm doing like a wreck.
03:55Oh, my God.
04:05Chuck's wrecking balls.
04:08I'm going to picture Chuck just right up to...
04:10Swinging Chuck, swing it on him.
04:14Yep.
04:14And the chick's like looking down at her stomach and just seeing these two hairy things just
04:20beating her to death.
04:24That can't be good.
04:26That can't be good.
04:28Just the...
04:29Just the thought of it.
04:34We're hitting her in the chin from the back.
04:36Oh, yeah.
04:37Oh, yeah.
04:37Oh, yeah.
04:41I'm doing Chuck like that.
04:43Swinging on his giant balls.
04:54That's so bad.
04:55Oh, God.
04:56I came in like a wreck.
04:57Yeah.
04:59There he is.
05:00Yeah.
05:00He's nude eyeballs.
05:02How about sex after 50, huh?
05:04Tell me how good this is for you.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:16Isn't it amazing how long I last?
05:18Your body's a temple.
05:27Never forget Chuck's wrecking balls.
05:30Oh, that's really sad.
05:34Oh, man.
05:34Yes, it is.