Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener which sends them into an escort ad hole and they can't seem to stop running across one lady in particular.
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00:00and one more email here this guy said i love the show keep me anonymous i've been listening
00:08every day now i love you all so much you guys were talking about uh back page and craigslist
00:13the fact they're gone well i found the newest site it's called skip the games um i ordered a
00:20girl from boston and the pick definitely was not what showed up to my house well sure pick was a
00:28solid eight and a good four showed up oh yeah of course you got one of those still bang the four
00:36though right yeah of course doesn't say anything about sending her away yeah no he rode the four
00:43yeah let's see here if we can log on and check out what the games.com that's the name of it
00:52yeah oh yeah it's just an escort site huh i assume they'll show you margot robbie and then those
00:57creatures from critters yeah exactly critters okay looking for uh underrated film oh you can specify
01:07blonde asian whatever yeah but i don't know if that means anything yeah like these girls are not
01:13showing up that one that one will show up she weighs about three bills this one will show up
01:20you can tell the ones that are real like right out of that one will show up oh yeah that crack
01:26one and then the one oh my god she's filthy why would you how much does she charge how much do you
01:33think she charge this cougar milk oh god oh look at this look at those what are those she's only 36 there's no way she's older than 36 oh no she's not well what are those
01:46she's saying she's just chub you know yeah it's just chub she's got it in all the right places
01:57i guess they don't list their prices party favors available yeah yeah well you'd have to have party
02:04favors to look at her jesus christ we just talked about those toenails those long toenails
02:09the french manicure yuck nasty bitch nasty see him hanging over yes god so tacky filthy animals around
02:20here oh look at this one this is the only one that'll be looking at escort ads and be like he's so
02:27tacky your nails are tacky your toenails are tacky you are tacky lady woman of the night
02:33woman of the night woman of the night
02:37oh my goodness all of her parts that is those are okay so you're looking at what city right now
02:45you're looking at boston right now can you do me a favor michigan yeah let's go look at uh
02:51hometown i saw it we're going detroit yep there you go okay let's go let's see what the talent's like
03:00for female i'm wondering if some of it's the same photos right you'll see we'll see
03:05surprisingly so far not too bad is she real oh yeah look that's that was the best picture she's
03:13ever taken in her life that's what i mean like so that's now that's her with the boils and
03:16oh what's amazing is that it seems like a lot of these girls aren't women are not using
03:22filters yeah they don't get down they're not doing all the tricks they're not doing any tricks
03:27oh my god you okay he's having an attack that albert is outstorting now what's happening
03:35that dude is attractive
03:38i'm gonna order her dave you couldn't breathe for a second i just couldn't i couldn't figure it out
03:45for a second i like the picture of the person who just that albert just keeps showing her
03:50picture and badge yeah it just keeps popping up it does oh my goodness oh my god that's a bad
03:57that's the pose took always asking me to get exactly oh my god bubble bath this one's the best
04:01i love her she's ready to play in the bubble bath oh it's covering it's covering her scars
04:07yeah and it's covering her scars learn to use filters look at the neck look at the neck it looks
04:12like christopher lloyd's in a bubble bath christopher lloyd for back to the future
04:17christopher lloyd is way more attractive than that i think so too god this one just can't
04:23stop showing off her b-hole oh my god every time i scroll down you know what you're getting
04:27you know what you're getting brown knight special
04:30look at that look at that look at that look at that ain't that a sweet sweet b-hole
04:38i work 12 midnight to 12 midnight that's what it said that's what she does when she meets you
04:53like immediately nice to meet you when you look at the people that's what you see oh jeez it is her
05:01she's like a cat she just shows her butthole all the time yeah it's totally like she shows her more
05:18butthole than little bitties oh my god honestly it's crazy oh it is it's like she's she likes
05:29surprising you with it okay come back there
05:31is that the same lady right next door with her foot on the yeah that's right that's her it's all
05:39her yeah that's her little string of photos man her b-hole is all over this page i bet they put those
05:44photos of every time she like repost her ad okay so let's go to page two how many times are we
05:50gonna see this woman's b-hole on page two she's once every four she's once every four five i say
05:55five okay i'm going four chuck how many times i'm gonna say uh her b-hole will come up six times
06:01six times we got four or five and six let's scroll down and see how many times we see her
06:07oh no that's not it i'm losing oh there she is that's her vagina yeah that's her b-hole that's
06:13not her b-hole wait there no that's bad albert oh i'm losing oh we're done oh man we're gonna lose
06:20here yeah we where'd it go she the b-hole is a new addition to her photos before she was just
06:27showing her uh vagina oh there it is there's one there's one we got one b-hole one one just one
06:35just one just one on that page so there won't be very many she does like that she likes that
06:40one picture though she really captured it
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