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As the eldest child of Douglas (Ogie Alcasid), Ayza (Ryza Cenon) feels both hurt and frustrated when her father talks about another son.

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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.

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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:04At pangarap na sa isang tabi
00:08Kaya ayun laking buha
00:11Nang aking baby
00:14Di na malito ng hitlat
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa surprise ang simang gulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29At kami, robot pala
00:33Nguni, walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:41Ay, robot pala
00:46Ay, robot pala
00:50Ay, robot pala
00:55Ay, robot pala
00:59Ay, robot pala
01:01Ay, robot pala
01:04Ay, robot pala
01:06Ay, robot pala
01:10Ay, robot pala
01:11Hey!
01:12Hey!
01:13Hey!
01:14Hey!
01:15Hey!
01:16Hey!
01:17Hey!
01:18Hey!
01:19Hey!
01:20Hey!
01:21Hey!
01:22Hey!
01:23Hey!
01:24Hey!
01:25Hey!
01:26Woo!
01:27Woo!
01:28Yay!
01:29Hey!
01:30Ha!
01:31Hey pa kayo ng hey!
01:33Hoy ka pa ng hoy!
01:35May patay tayo!
01:36Asa isa nyo!
01:37Ha?
01:38Sina patay natin?
01:39Chumrudol.
01:40Chumrudol?
01:41Chumrudol, patay na.
01:42Paano nangyari yun?
01:44Kumain mo na ng marami.
01:46Nagtakabusog.
01:47E-religyoso yun.
01:49At kumpisal.
01:51Tapos nangagpulang.
01:53Matay.
01:54Ah, eh, teka-teka.
01:55Alam ko na kung bakit namatay yun.
01:57Siguro kumain ng marami.
01:59Nagkaroon ng appendicitis.
02:00Pumutok yung appendicitis.
02:02Patay.
02:03Hindi.
02:04Hindi, hindi nga ka namatay naan.
02:06Pisingaw.
02:07Nakulang.
02:10Ngayok.
02:11Hindi, yun nga.
02:12Kumain muna.
02:14Kumumpisal.
02:16Naupo.
02:17Igok.
02:18Paano nga namatay? Paano namatay?
02:20Naupo.
02:22Naminipo na si Lelay.
02:24May kaso pa rin. Ano kaya kaso na?
02:27Pinsan niloloko mo kami.
02:28Banda.
02:29Ayaw ka na naman eh.
02:30Ayaw ka na naman eh.
02:31Pinsan ka?
02:32Ako ba niloloko ko na kayo?
02:34Eh, nung kagabi na i-text ah.
02:36Ha?
02:37Anong sabi?
02:39Hi.
02:40Good AM.
02:42Musta na yu.
02:43Sunog na mi.
02:45Sunod na yu.
03:01Tito.
03:02Salon.
03:04Oh.
03:05O.
03:06Oh.
03:07San.
03:08Mahal saan mo.
03:09Bakal mo, baka mahuli tayo.
03:10Ay, San.
03:11Ah.
03:14Ay, San.
03:15Ah, Nahay.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Anong pinagabi ako sa'yo?
03:18Ay, malapit na po tay.
03:20Baka may tumutulong sa'yo.
03:23Ay. Naku.
03:24Ay, nakuwa lang, wala.
03:26Ay, bakit katabi mo si Sam?
03:28Ay, Nick.
03:30Curious kasi siya kasi gusto niya rin matuto.
03:33Alam mo, wala kang matututunan kung may ibang gagawa.
03:36Gagawa mo katabi?
03:38Ganon.
03:39Oo.
03:40Nasusunog na nga eh.
03:42Tap.
03:43Tap.
03:44Oh, nice, sir.
03:45Di ba tinuro ko na sa'yo yung paano gumamit ng soldering iron?
03:51Ihinangan mo lang eh.
03:53Alam niyo mga anak, eh binuhay ko tong pamilyang ito dahil sa kaalamang kong yan.
04:00Gusto ko naman sana kahit papano marunong kayo magbuting-ting.
04:03Ano na lang sasabihin ng ibang tao?
04:05Anak kayo ng repairman, hindi kayo marunong magrepair.
04:08Ihin, tatay.
04:09Yung mga anak mo babae po.
04:11O, patanong niyo ako ngayon na kung alam namin kung ano yung mga ginagamit ng make-up sa ibang-ibang klase ng balat.
04:19Masasagot ko yun eh.
04:20At saka yung kung sino-sino kadate ni Ogie and Kacin.
04:24Alam ko yun.
04:25Iyan mo pag...
04:26Iyan.
04:27Iyan ko alam.
04:28Kahit yung mga kadate mo, nilalawa ko kung sino eh.
04:30After a while naman dinay-date yun eh.
04:32Ano na?
04:35Ayun ako.
04:36Basta.
04:37Pag hindi mo natapos yung ginagawa mong yan, hindi ka makakali sa bahay na ito.
04:42Ha?
04:43Yan ang deal natin, ha?
04:44At Sam, huwag mo siyang tutulungan, ha?
04:47Apo.
04:48Okay.
04:49Sige.
04:50Back to work.
04:57Ano Sam? Taposin mo.
04:58Hindi pwede.
04:59Sabi ni Tatay, huwag ko daw kayo tulungan.
05:07Caroy!
05:08Dogs!
05:09Ano nangyari dito pa tayo?
05:10Pinakailangan niyo nalaman ako?
05:12Hindi.
05:13Hindi ko ginagalaw yan.
05:15Hindi ginagalaw.
05:16Papihira talaga kain talawa ko.
05:18Ayusin niyo yung trabaho niya.
05:19Deloy, magandang araw sa'yo.
05:20Ayun ako.
05:21I beg to disagree.
05:22Hindi magandang araw ko ngayon.
05:23Sira ang switch ng ilaw ng hardware ko.
05:25Ang titingnan ko na.
05:26John Glenn, yun na.
05:27Kami niya lang.
05:28Kaya-kaya namin yan.
05:29Super mathematics eh.
05:30Dogs, dogs, dogs.
05:31Wala pa nga akong buwe naman o babayaran pa kita.
05:32Buwe na talo yun.
05:33Wag mo na akong bayaran.
05:34Magkapitbahay naman tayo eh.
05:35Ayun ako.
05:36Ayun ako.
05:37Ayun ako.
05:38Magkautam na loob.
05:39Oh.
05:40Wala pa nga akong buwe naman o.
05:41Babayaran pa kita.
05:42Buwe na talo yun.
05:49So there.
05:52Ayun.
05:53Ito lang pala eh.
05:54May disconnection lang na hindi naka-collecta eh.
05:57Mukhang mali ginagawaan ito ah.
05:59Mali?
06:00Kami?
06:01Kami pa?
06:02Third gear ako.
06:03Electrical engineer.
06:04Isi yun.
06:05Isang?
06:06Tobs?
06:07Scuffer.
06:08Scuffer.
06:09Sanitized to ah.
06:10Sterilized pa ah.
06:11Oo.
06:12Pinakulung ko yan.
06:13Pinakulung ko yan eh.
06:16Ano kayo?
06:17Parang?
06:18Hindi mo ko.
06:19Mara ito ba dyan?
06:20Hindi mo ako doktor.
06:21Porcep yan?
06:22Porcep.
06:23Sabi niya.
06:24Powis.
06:26Pag alam mo electricity, fundamental.
06:28Wala akong dapat ikatakot.
06:30Dalawa lang naman yan eh.
06:32Hmm.
06:33Light poles repel each other.
06:36And light poles repel each other.
06:40Yan na eh.
06:42Paano kayo ng tawag mo dyan?
06:44Short order.
06:45Baka short circuit ang hindi mo sabihin.
06:47Oh.
06:48Bahala na ka kayo dyan.
06:49Sige na, sige na.
06:50Sige na, sige na, Douglas.
06:51Pariru din yun.
06:54Isi siya, talaga ko.
06:56Kaya.
06:57Ito.
06:58Dalawa yan.
06:59Parallel.
07:00Series-parallel.
07:01Tsaka parallel-series.
07:02Paano mo yan ah?
07:03Pag yan.
07:04Ayun.
07:05Nakita mo yung dalawa ron.
07:06Pag kakabit-kabitid mo lang yan eh.
07:08Iilaw na yan eh.
07:10Oeh.
07:11bye!
07:15youilaw na baㅋ
07:20Oeww.
07:21Old order, sağa..
07:25pole, siya.
07:27Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! doses!
07:33Sorry sa mga shortcomings, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
07:37Hako! Be eloy! Medyo matatagalan tong trabaho nito, mga isang linggo.
07:42Nako! Nako, nako, nako! Isang linggo!
07:45Hindi pe pwede yung Douglas! Malulugi negosyo ko!
07:48Waw ka magalala! Tinext ko yung... yung kaibigan ko si Gusting!
07:51Ha?
07:52Magaling yun! Nako, makakatulong ko yon!
07:54Well, that's good, ah.
07:55Kahit magkanong gastusin akong bahala,
07:57basta maayos lang yan, ha, Douglas?
07:59Sige, sige.
07:59Sal.
08:00No problem.
08:01Pasensya ka na, ah.
08:02Salaman ko eh.
08:04Galit ka ba sa'kin?
08:05Eh, hindi ako galit.
08:06Good.
08:07Talaga, ah.
08:08Kahit malaki yung gagastusin mo.
08:10Yung gagastusin dito,
08:12eh, ikakaltas lahat sa sweldo nyo.
08:14Kaya hindi ako galit.
08:16Yun, ang bad.
08:18Aba!
08:19Ayan na pala si Gusteng eh.
08:20Ha?
08:21Woo!
08:22Oh!
08:23Ano na nangyari sa'yo?
08:25Ang malas.
08:26Nabalihan ako ng kamay.
08:27Kasi umipot yung ibon.
08:29Sige, sandali.
08:30Umipot yung ibon?
08:32Paano ka nabalihan ng kamay?
08:34Eh, yung naiputan ng ibon,
08:35isang pusa.
08:36Tumakbo ang pusa.
08:37Dumaan sa aso.
08:38Hinabol ng aso.
08:40Ayan, nabalian ako.
08:41Ah!
08:42Malabo pa rin.
08:44Teka, sandali ah.
08:45Yung ibon umipot.
08:47Naiputan yung pusa.
08:48Pagkatapos dumahan dun sa tabi ng aso,
08:50Yung aso, hinabol yung pusa.
08:52Eh, paano ka nga nabalian eh?
08:54Kasi yung aso, nakakadina.
08:56Yung kadina, nakatali sa hagdan.
08:58Nung tumakbo yung aso,
09:00nakaladkad yung tali ng kadina,
09:03pumagsak yung hagdanan.
09:05Eh, ano nga yun?
09:07Paano nga?
09:08Paano ka nga nabalian?
09:09Eh, nasa taas nga ako ng hagdan eh.
09:12Ah, yun.
09:14Douglas, paano makakapagtrabaho yan kung bali ang kamay?
09:18Yun nga, paano yan?
09:19Eh, anak ko na lang ang mag-aasis sa'yo.
09:22Yung anak mo?
09:23Marunong ba yun?
09:24Mahirap na trabaho yan, oh.
09:25Oo, magaling yun anak ko.
09:27Magaling yun.
09:28Sandali lang ah.
09:29Tasunog lahat ng lane niya, sigurado ka ah.
09:31Psst, wala.
09:32Douglas, malaki yan ah.
09:36Kasi nga pala, pinapakilala ko,
09:38si Marky.
09:39Beloy.
09:40Ako na.
09:41Beloy.
09:42Aloy, hi Marky.
09:43Gomes.
09:44Ah, nasa na yung anak mo?
09:47Kung kihira naman po.
09:51Kasi nga pala, si Marky.
09:53Hi Marky, kumusta?
09:55Kumusta?
09:56Welcome.
09:57Asa na nga yung anak mo?
09:59Kaanak ba?
10:00Papakilala mo?
10:01Ah, Marky.
10:03Ako ho yung anak niya.
10:05Ikaw?
10:09Ang i-chat ko pala.
10:12Uncle Clinton, bakit magpapareho kayo ng pangalan ni Lolo Clint?
10:16Sam, ganito kasi yan ah.
10:18Ang mga lalaki kasi,
10:20eh, gustong gusto nila yung panganay nilang anak
10:23maging katulad na katulad nila.
10:25Kaya, kaya pareho kaming pangalan ni Lolo Clint
10:28dahil ako ang panganay.
10:30Panganay in English, eldest child.
10:33Correct.
10:34Lalo-lalo na ako ang panganay ay macho.
10:37Macho in English, masculine strong.
10:41At hindi lang macho, guwapong-guwapo pa.
10:43Guwapo in English, handsome.
10:46Hmm.
10:47Katulad na katulad ko.
10:49Katulad ko in English, fantasy.
10:53Sandali lang, Sam.
10:54Eh, anong ibig pong sabihin na nagpapanta siya ako?
10:58Kasi mas gwapo si Lolo Clint kisa sayo.
11:01Kaya fantasy.
11:02Naku, kung hindi ka lang talaga robot, Sam.
11:05Hmm?
11:06Bakit matutawa sila kapag ang anak ay lalaki?
11:10Roda, ganito kasi yan.
11:12Ang ama, ang isang tatay, eh, siyempre gusto niya yung anak na talaga makakarelate sila kaagad.
11:20Eh, kung lalaki yung panganay, marami silang pwedeng gawin.
11:23Pwede silang magtrabaho ng sabay, lalong-lalo na kung physical yung pagagawa.
11:29Eh, hindi yung kaya ng babae, eh.
11:31Tapos ang ama at ang panganay na anak na lalaki, siyempre magka vibes na kaagad yan.
11:37Pare-pareho sila ng mga hobbies, mga interests, mga sports.
11:41Eh, ganun talaga yun, eh.
11:43Alam nyo ba kung ano ang sikretong pangarap ng lahat ng mga ama sa mundo?
11:51Alam nyo ba?
11:52Hindi ko. Ano?
11:54Ang sikretong pangarap ng lahat ng mga tatay sa mundo ay ang mga panganay nila maging mga lalaki.
12:11Ay, ako mga Douglas. Kung ako sa inyo, huwag nyo muna isalpak yan.
12:18Bakit?
12:19Eh, may konting karbon pa yan.
12:21Bako nga, no?
12:22Hindi ko napansin, ah.
12:24Hindi na nandito ka.
12:25Wala ka linisin muna ito.
12:27Oo, tama.
12:29Galing talaga ng anak ko. Ano, Douglas?
12:32Oo, sa'yo.
12:33Oo, sa'yo.
12:34Oo, sa'yo.
12:36Alam mo nung una,
12:38Nung una,
12:40medyo duda pa ako eh kasi,
12:42alam mo na, bata pa.
12:43Mukhang baguhan pero mabilis, ah.
12:45That's my boy.
12:46Like father, like son.
12:48Huwag mo yung ba talaga ang panganay kong anak?
12:50Iba kayo, ah.
12:51Tatay, magmerendan mo na po kayo.
12:53Ay, ah.
12:55Panganay ko, si Isa.
12:56Ay po.
12:57Ah, si Mang Gusting,
12:59tsaka to si Marky.
13:00Okay.
13:01Okay lang.
13:02Marky, paano nga pala to?
13:04Ano bang kabla yung maganda rito?
13:06Tingin ko, gamitan natin ng dose.
13:08Dose?
13:09Tsaka gawin natin ang armored.
13:10Tsaka nakakabitan natin ng Micah yung mga doktor nga nito.
13:13Tay.
13:14Mamaya na yan kasi may inaayos pa kami ha. Sige na.
13:18Iba talaga ang anak ko. Ano, Douglas?
13:21Kung ano alam ha, dapat ganun din anak.
13:23Yan nga ang filosofiya sa buhay ko eh.
13:26Ha?
13:27Maganda yung filosofiya.
13:28Ibig niyong sabihin, pinangarap din ni tatay na
13:32maging lalaki si Ate Isa?
13:34Ay, of course.
13:38Ang sama naman nun.
13:40Nakita ko nga si Ate Isa, parang nasaktan siya sa sinabi mo.
13:43Ay naku eh, hindi naman niya dapat personalin yun.
13:47Kasi hindi lang naman siya ang gustong maging lalaki ng tatay Douglas niyo.
13:51Pati ikaw gusto niya maging lalaki.
13:53Ha?
13:54Pati ako?
13:55Abay, siyempre naman eh, yung panganay niya, hindi na nga naging lalaki.
14:01Eh, bigo na nga siya dun.
14:03Eh, siyempre, umaasa siya na sa'yo, makaka-jackpot na siya.
14:06Yun lang ha, babae ulit lang mo lang lumabas. Malas. Malpak.
14:10Ay naku.
14:11Ay naku, huwag kang maniwala dyan, Roda. Mahal pa rin tayo ni tatay.
14:20Eh, alam mo Ayza, hindi naman yun ang question.
14:23Eh, walang kumue-question na mahal na mahal kayo ng tatay Douglas niyo.
14:27Ang sinasabi ko lang, eh di sana'y mas minahal kayo kung naging kelots kayo.
14:32Kelots lang for lalaki? Buti na lang robot ako.
14:36Hmm, buti na nga lang, robot ka. Yun lang nga, palpak ulit dahil babae na naman.
14:42Oo nga.
14:43Ay.
14:44Palpak, palpak, palpak.
14:47Ahm, Ayza dear, ito bang sandwich ay para sa Agal Linton mo?
14:53Ay hindi. Iba nga kung anong ang ama ganun din ang anak ng lalaki?
14:59Ay ganun nga.
15:00Oo, di ba si Lolo Kling? Magaling gumawa ng sandwich yun.
15:03Abay, napakagaling gumawa ng sandwich yun.
15:05Oo, eh di dapat ikore, madaling ka rin gumawa ng sandwich mo.
15:08Gawadah sa'yo na lang pa.
15:10Salamat.
15:15At tsaka, hindi pa rin ako naniniwala na mas gusto ni tatay ang anak ng lalaki.
15:26Roda, share naman tayo sa sandwich.
15:30Ayoko nga, kulak na nga sa'kin yun eh.
15:33Ayun oh, ang dami oh.
15:36Uy, salamat ah.
15:39Hey!
15:40More sandwiches here.
15:42Eto pala naman eh.
15:45Agay Clinton, wag mo pa kayo naman yung sandwich na ginawa ng panganay na babae.
15:50Narinig mo yung Emma?
15:51Oo, ma.
15:52Gusto doon ni Clinton ng sandwich.
15:53Nuknukan ka nga nga nga nga, wala naman yung utak mo.
15:54Hindi yung sandwich.
15:55Si Douglas gusto kong magkaanak ng lalaki.
15:56Ah, tama!
15:57Kaya naman mahirapan siya.
15:58Kasi patay ng asawa niya eh.
15:59Paano kung makahanap si Douglas ng asawa na may anak na lalaki at ikaw yun?
16:03Ako?
16:04Kaya naman wala akong anak na lalaki.
16:05Tapos, in fact, wala akong anak.
16:06Kaya naman wala akong anak na lalaki.
16:09Ano ang kagawa kong paraan?
16:11Kaya naman mahirapan siya.
16:12Kasi patay ng asawa niya eh.
16:16Paano kung makahanap si Douglas ng asawa na may anak na lalaki at ikaw yun?
16:24Ako?
16:25Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:28Kaya naman wala akong anak na lalaki.
16:30Tapos, in fact, wala akong anak.
16:32Ang kagawa kong paraan.
16:38What?
16:41You know, we're going to finish this.
16:43We'll finish this ahead of schedule.
16:44I'm sure.
16:45I've also learned a lot about you.
16:48That's right.
16:49Don't let us go.
16:51It looks like a dynamic.
16:53It looks like you're going to go.
16:55I hope you're going to go.
16:56Hello, Becky!
16:58How are you?
16:59How are you beautiful?
17:01How are you going to go?
17:04I'm going to go.
17:06We're going to go.
17:08We're going to do our work.
17:10Ah, Marky, Emma.
17:12Hello, grandson!
17:14No, grandson. Marky.
17:16And Emma's trainer.
17:19Ah, Emma's mother.
17:21Ah, Joy.
17:22What a son.
17:26What a man.
17:28How are you going to be a son, Douglas?
17:31That's all, Joy.
17:33What's your father?
17:35Marky!
17:37We're going to be a big brother!
17:39You're a big brother!
17:41Come on!
17:43Come on!
17:45I'm a big brother!
17:47I'm a big brother!
17:49What did you say?
17:51I'm a big brother!
17:53You're a big brother!
17:55You're a beautiful brother!
17:57You're a big brother!
17:59You're a big brother!
18:01You're a big brother!
18:03Okay, sir!
18:09You know, Marky is okay.
18:11He's a big brother.
18:13He's a big brother.
18:15He's a big brother.
18:17Especially in basketball.
18:19We're the favorite basketball team.
18:21He's a big brother.
18:23He's a big brother.
18:25So?
18:27Why?
18:28He's a big brother.
18:30Big brother.
18:32Yeah,
18:34But it seems like a thing...
18:36Anyway,
18:37like how old one is?
18:39Maybe he could've eaten in a suit.
18:42Some of the things are just married between a boy.
18:44Let's start with a boy.
18:46He's a guy.
18:47We know you know.
18:49How old on a boy men player!
18:51You're a kid.
18:52Right?
18:56Oh, you're a man.
19:00Oh, you're a man. Why are you taking care of me?
19:03I'm not going to have to take care of you.
19:05I'm already going to take care of you.
19:06You're already going to take care of me?
19:08That's what a man, I'm not going to take care of you.
19:12Roda, you want to show you the new hand shake that I've been told?
19:17You're not going to take care of me.
19:19You're not going to take care of me.
19:21You're going to take care of me.
19:23One.
19:24Two.
19:26Three.
19:27One more.
19:30It's easy, isn't it?
19:32It's okay, right?
19:36Issa, do you want me to take care of you?
19:47Hello, mga babies. Anong ginagawa ninyo?
19:55Good morning, Tatay.
19:56Good morning.
19:57Nag-hahanda kami ng alusal.
19:59Oh.
20:00Yes.
20:01Kasi, di ba nga gawain ko ng mga anak na babae yung paghahanda ng alusal?
20:06Wala?
20:07Hindi ko naman lagi naghahanda niyan eh.
20:09Eh, hindi kasi na-realize ko na ito talagang ginagawa ng mga babae at hindi nagagawa ng lalaki.
20:15Ayan, katulad ditong damit nyo.
20:17Ayan.
20:18Hindi napapansin nyo ng mga lalaki mo.
20:21Eh, nag-e-enjoy naman ako naghahanda ng alusal din nyo eh.
20:25Masa bagay, mabuti na rin na kayo naghahanda niyan dahil ah...
20:29Bakit po?
20:30Eh, kasi minamadali namin yung trabaho sa hardware.
20:34Ah.
20:35Tsaka meron pa kay tuturong bagong teknit kay Marky.
20:38Hindi pa niya alam yun eh.
20:40Si Marky na naman. Eh, paano po yung alusal nyo?
20:43Ano?
20:44Gawa mo na lang ako sandwich, ha?
20:45Sige.
20:46Ba-bye.
20:47Ate ka muna.
20:48Pisa mo na.
20:49Ba-bye, ba-bye.
20:50Ba-bye, ba-bye, ba-bye.
20:51Sige.
20:52Ano, naniniwala na kayo sa Uncle Clinton nyo?
21:04Naku ate, mukhang tama si Uncle Clinton.
21:07Mm-hmm.
21:08Kinasabi ko sa inyo eh.
21:10Pero...
21:11Isa, huwag kang mag-alala.
21:14Ako nang bahala.
21:16Bahala saan?
21:18Ako na.
21:19Ang bahala sa lahat ng mga iniwang pagkain ng Tatay Douglas.
21:24Okay lang to.
21:26Mabilis lang to sa akin.
21:27Gawin na lang natin. Gabi-gabi.
21:33Ako kayo?
21:34Ano yun? Ano do yun?
21:35Wala.
21:36Uusapan lalaki to.
21:37Hindi pwede sa araw. Gabi-gabi lang, ha?
21:39Atay, isahin mo na po kayo.
21:40Ah, anak. Roda, Sam, Ice.
21:42Next time, pag magdadala kayo ng pagkain,
21:44sana naman, dalhan nyo rin si Marky, ha?
21:46Ah, Marky. Ito nga pala yung dalawa ko pa, anak.
21:50Si Roda, tsaka si Sam.
21:53Si Sam?
21:54Si Sam?
21:55Ano naman, dalhan nyo rin si Marky, ha?
21:59Ah, Marky.
22:00Ito nga pala yung dalawa ko pa, anak.
22:02Si Roda, tsaka si Sam.
22:06Si Sam?
22:07Si Sam? Anak mo rin?
22:09Di ba pamakain mo lang yan?
22:11Eh, parang, parang gano'n na rin yun.
22:14Ah, lupa ko.
22:16Hindi dahil sa lalaki ka, hindi iibig sabihin nun,
22:19papayag kami maging maid mo. Sandwich daw.
22:22Sandwich daw.
22:24Ha?
22:25Ah, Marky.
22:27Pasensya ka na, ha?
22:28Nag-e-emote lang yung anak kong yun, eh.
22:30Kaya mo, kakausabi ko yung mga maya.
22:32Anak! Anak!
22:35Anak! Anak!
22:36Ito na yung almusal mo.
22:37Bukusan mo.
22:38Ang sarap-sarap yun.
22:43Sandali!
22:44Sandali!
22:45Saburito ka yun!
22:46Sandali!
22:47Sandali!
22:48Sana kulang yan!
22:49Sana kulang!
22:50Kaya naman!
22:51Hindi, meron to para sa lahat.
22:52Ay, bigyan naman natin siya total.
22:54Uso pa ako eh!
22:55Sige na nga.
22:56Ay, tama yun.
22:57Aray!
22:58Aray!
22:59Aray!
23:00Aray!
23:01Dandaan ka naman!
23:02Pasensya na.
23:03Kukunin ko na yun.
23:04Kukunin ko na ito.
23:05Banggusting!
23:06Salamat!
23:07Aray!
23:08Aray!
23:09Sorry!
23:10Sorry!
23:11Danda!
23:15Aba, parang malungkot ang isang magandang dinag ah.
23:18Wala si tatay kasi.
23:22Ah!
23:23Eh, Ayza.
23:24Pwede mo bang ikwento sa akin yung wala si tatay lang kasi?
23:28Kasi nagsisisi siya na nagkaroon siya ng babaeng anak.
23:33Ha?
23:34Eh, paano naman naisip yan?
23:36Eh, kasi tungtua kasi siya dun sa bago niyang assistant na si Marky.
23:40As in, tungtua.
23:41Alam, hindi na nga niya ako pinabansini.
23:43Siguro hindi na niya ako mahal.
23:45Susmar Joseph naman, Ayza.
23:48Alam mo, mahal na mahal ka ng tatay mo.
23:51Eh, bakit ganun ang business nila na naging close ni Marky?
23:55Ayza, yun yung tinatawag na it's a guy thing.
23:59Ganyan lang sila mag-bonding.
24:01Pero love na love ka ng tatay niya.
24:03Eh, yun na nga.
24:04Eh, yun na nga yun hindi ko mabigay sa tatay ko eh.
24:06Alam mo, tama siguro si Aunt Clinton din sa sinasabi niya.
24:11Ayan, Uncle Clinton.
24:14Huwag ka maniwala dun.
24:15Huwag ka maniwala dun.
24:16Huwag nalap ka na nalaki.
24:17Huwag nalap ka na nalaki.
24:18Huwag nalap ka na nalaki.
24:19Itotoo naman eh.
24:20Kitang kita naman sa galaw ni tatay.
24:21Saka gusto niya talaga anak na lalaki.
24:24Ayza.
24:26Huwag kang mag-alala iha.
24:29Malapit ka nang magkaroon ng kapatid na lalaki.
24:33Di ba, Emma?
24:34Aba, oo.
24:35Aba, oo.
24:36Malinaalit ka na.
24:42Ang ganda-gandang babae eh.
24:45Malilimuti naman.
24:47Arika, ikikwento ko ulit sa'yo kung paano ha.
24:51Hindi lang ihahang.
24:52Hindi lang.
24:53Arika!
24:54Tito mo, pati sila Tito Joy.
24:59Nakakahalata na.
25:00Ay naku.
25:01Kung hindi si Clinton, sinaaling Joy naman.
25:04Ayza, huwag ka maniwala sa kanila.
25:07Sandali ah.
25:09Babalikan kita tapos pag-usapan natin yung problema mo.
25:12Pupusin ko lang hiniluluto ko.
25:17Ayza, ayza.
25:18Eh okay lang naman yun. Dati ka naman nalaki.
25:20Alam mo wala ko.
25:22Wala kong time mapagpuluan sa'yo mo.
25:24Aba, hindi naman ako napibiru.
25:25Ano?
25:26Eh ba, paano mo nasabi na naghilala kayo dati eh?
25:29Eh, eh di ba? Dati ka tumboy.
25:31Ano?
25:35Biro lang.
25:40Oo nga, ano?
25:45Ipaglaman mo!
25:49Oh!
25:50Nasaan nang si Aiza?
25:52Iyewan ko dong.
25:53Di taanan ako malays.
25:54Eh bakit?
25:55Ano bang sinabi mo sa kanya?
25:57Eh di sinabi ko ng dati siyang lalaki.
25:59Masama ba yung?
26:00Ito ko naman eh.
26:01Paano nga?
26:04Paano nga kung tama si Uncle Clinton?
26:07Paano nga kung mas gusto ni tatay ang anak ng lalaki?
26:11Ewan ko, robot lang ako eh.
26:13Tanungin mo na lang ako kung anong diameter ng ating sun.
26:17Ano?
26:181,392,000 kilometers.
26:23Kung tapos, hindi mo alam kung mas gusto ni tatay ang lalaki.
26:28Eh, eto na lang.
26:29Kung totoo na mas gusto ni tatay ang anak ng lalaki,
26:33Anong gagawin natin?
26:35Tanungin mo na lang ako kung ano ang highest mountain si Daibig.
26:40Ako!
26:41Alam ko ang gagawin ko.
26:43Ate Aiza?
26:44Bakit ganyan ang suot niyo?
26:49Kung gustong magkaroon ni tatay ng anak ng lalaki,
26:53Pwes, magkakaroon na siya.
27:10Douglas, tapos na ba yan?
27:11Hindi pa beloy eh.
27:16E ngayon?
27:19Hindi pa rin.
27:24E ngayon?
27:25Sandali, sandali.
27:26Bakit mang kulit ko ditit mo?
27:28Sabi naman sa iyo, hindi pa tapos eh.
27:30Manggusting!
27:31Nalulugi ako sa bawat titik na segundo.
27:35Inaharas mo naman na anak ko ah.
27:36Tingnan mo, pawis na.
27:38Halika nga nito anak.
27:39Halika nga dito sabi.
27:41Halika nga!
27:42Halika na!
27:43Salwa kapapa mo!
27:44Bilisan mo!
27:45Tingnan mo, pawis na pawis na likod mo.
27:47Halika nga.
27:48Tarso mo nga yung damit mo.
27:49Lalagyan nga ito.
27:50Halika nga ito.
27:51Halika nga ito.
27:52Halika nga ito.
27:53Tarso mo.
27:54Halika.
27:55Halika nga ito.
27:56Lalagyan nga ito ng pulbos.
27:57Ano naman.
27:58Tabling ha!
27:59Tarso mo.
28:01Tarso mo.
28:02Diyong kilikili.
28:04Ayon naman, baka-
28:06I don't know what to do.
28:36Bidawan nako aalis nako eh!
28:42Bidawan nako sabi aalis nako eh!
28:44Kulit kulit mo!
28:48Ano ba? Bidawan nako aalis nako!
28:53Kulit nito eh!
28:55Sinabi mong bitawan nako aalis nako!
28:58Magustin. Ako na ho ito.
29:01Asesahan ako kayo.
29:02You're a kid, you're like a kid.
29:06I think you're a kid.
29:08I think you're a kid.
29:15Marky, let me go!
29:17Yes!
29:18Yes, you're a kid.
29:20You're a kid.
29:22Let me go!
29:24Yes, you're a kid.
29:32Let's go!
29:34Let's go!
29:36Let's go!
29:37Let's go!
29:38Basketball?
29:39What happened to you?
29:41Why are you wearing this suit?
29:43It's not.
29:44It's for when you give.
29:46You're a kid.
29:47You're a kid.
29:48I don't understand what you're doing.
29:50But you're a kid.
29:51We're working together.
29:53Hey!
29:54Hey!
29:56Hey!
29:57We're one-on-one.
29:59Okay.
30:00I'm so sorry.
30:01I'll finish this.
30:02You're a kid.
30:03You're a kid.
30:04I'm scared.
30:08Okay.
30:09I'll play this kid so I don't want to play.
30:11But I'd like to,
30:13that's what they do.
30:15When they shoot it,
30:17I'm going to do it.
30:18I'm going to do it.
30:19But...
30:20You're a kid?
30:22Okay, let's go.
30:23Come on.
30:24You're a kid!
30:25You're a kid!
30:27You're a kid!
30:28I'm going to do it.
30:29I'm going to do it.
30:30I'm going to do it.
30:31I'm going to do it.
30:32Can you do it?
30:33You can do it.
30:34You can do it.
30:35Uh...
30:36Marky?
30:37You're going to break.
30:38You're going to break.
30:39Okay.
30:40Okay.
30:41Okay.
30:47What's the problem?
30:48What's going on with you?
30:50What's going on with you?
30:51You're a kid.
30:52I'm really going to take it.
31:00Hello, kid.
31:02Ah...
31:03Ah...
31:04Ah...
31:05Can you please do it?
31:07Ah...
31:08Just wait.
31:09I'll eat the other day.
31:10Ah...
31:11Ah...
31:12It's a lot easier to eat
31:13if you're going to put up
31:14your proposal.
31:17What's that?
31:18Ah...
31:19Do you want Emma to help?
31:21I'll enjoy.
31:23I'm not going to ask her to help her.
31:26Excuse me, Kata. I'm not going to ask her to help her.
31:30I'm just asking her if Emma can help her.
31:34Huh?
31:35Yes, but when I have a child,
31:39I'm going to ask her to help her.
31:42Correct.
31:43And we've already told her that she wants to help her.
31:48How do you know that, Joel?
31:50Oh, my God.
31:52We can tell her.
31:54And we can tell her.
31:56And how?
31:58That's it.
32:00That's it.
32:02That's the test.
32:04Even Issa wants to be a child to help her.
32:08That's it.
32:12What?
32:13If you come back here, I'll take you.
32:15You're fine.
32:16You're fine.
32:17You're fine.
32:18You're fine.
32:19I'm just going to go to work.
32:20I'm going to go back to work.
32:22Yes, I'm fine.
32:23Come on, Mark.
32:24You're fine?
32:25You didn't have to eat anymore.
32:27You didn't have to eat anymore.
32:29I'm not going to eat anymore.
32:31We're not going to eat anymore.
32:33If you don't have to pay, who's paying?
32:35What's that?
32:36What?
32:37You didn't have to pay for me to see her.
32:40Don't you pull me out.
32:41Go get it.
32:42no.
32:43It's not going to pay for you to give me an hour.
32:44What is going to do now?
32:45No.
32:46No, I don't have to pay for you.
32:47No.
32:48I don't have to pay for you.
32:49No.
32:50No.
32:51What's happened to you?
32:53I think this is making me deal with you and your attention.
32:55What's happening?
32:56You can't do this.
32:57You can't do this.
32:58No, I don't have to pay for you.
32:59Issa, I love you because you're my friend. I don't want you to be angry with them.
33:04Why are you angry with me?
33:06Okay, I'm a safe friend.
33:09Wait, almost. I'm going to be angry.
33:12I'm going to be angry with you.
33:14Issa, I'm going to be angry with you.
33:17What's that?
33:18Ate Issa, don't get angry.
33:22We know what we're going to do.
33:25Okay, Beloy. We'll continue this next week.
33:28We'll continue this next week, Douglas.
33:31Okay, no problem.
33:35Mark, it's just a good layout.
33:39It's just a good layout.
33:41It's just a good thing.
33:43It's just a bad thing.
33:44Yes.
33:45Okay, I'm going to be angry with you.
33:47I'm going to be angry with you.
33:49Okay.
33:51Hey, best friend. What's up?
33:53Hey, Douglas.
33:55You're right, I'm going to be angry with you.
33:58Why is she even angry with you?
34:00What?
34:01You angry with me?
34:04You're going to be angry with me.
34:06I'm going to be angry with you.
34:07What's up?
34:08How are you going to be angry with you?
34:10My friend, you can feel that you want to be a child with a woman with a child.
34:17Why did I have the idea of that?
34:20Because you're blinded.
34:23Did you see that it's better?
34:26I thought that my child is going to be a child with a child.
34:30I thought that my child is going to be a child with a child.
34:34At the end, you realized that my friend is so slow.
34:40I thought that my child is going to be a child with a child with a child.
34:45Pagdugnas, come back with your eyes.
34:56What are you doing?
34:57You're laughing.
35:03I'm a robot!
35:07I'm a robot!
35:10What's up?
35:39Shhh!
35:53It's a nice evening,
35:54but there are chicks outside.
36:00Hey, hey,
36:01the three of you,
36:02the three of you!
36:04What's up, Toll?
36:06Hey, let's go, my Toll!
36:10Hey,
36:11Isa,
36:12how are you?
36:14What's going to happen here?
36:16We just want to be a girl.
36:19Ah,
36:20we just want to be a girl.
36:22It's obvious.
36:24Why?
36:26We just want to be a girl.
36:29What?
36:33Sorry,
36:34right?
36:35Sorry,
36:36sorry,
36:37unapanganak po ko
36:38ng babae.
36:39Eh,
36:40malay ko ba na
36:41lalaki ang gusto mo?
36:45Ginawa ko naman dati.
36:48Ginawa ko yung responsibilidad ko
36:51bilang panganin na babae.
36:54Minahal ko yung mga kapatid ko.
36:56Ina si kaso ko.
36:57Pati kayo na,
36:58si kaso ko.
37:00Lahat,
37:01ginawa ko.
37:02Tapos pinabaliwa lang ako.
37:06Yung dumating diyan si Marky,
37:08parang tung-tuwa kayo sa kanya,
37:10ganyan.
37:12Ako, hindi niyo ko napapansang eh.
37:15Hindi ko nararamdaman na anak nyo ko.
37:20Ngayon, kung gusto nyo na,
37:23na magkaroon ng isang anak na lalaki,
37:26sikapin ko,
37:27sikapin ko,
37:28sikapin ko,
37:29sikapin ko maging lalaki.
37:33Nakuwento ko na ba sa'yo yung,
37:36yung gabing pinanganak ka?
37:41Alam mo, nung gabing yun,
37:44kabadong-kabado ko noon eh.
37:45Pero at the same time,
37:47excited din ako noon.
37:50Eh,
37:51dun sa operating room,
37:52bawal pumasok ang tatay eh.
37:54So, baikot-ikot lang ako doon,
37:57palakad-lakad lang ako.
37:59Hinihintay ko yung pagsilang mo.
38:01Pagkatapos,
38:03narinig ko umiya ka.
38:05Ang pakiramdam ko noon,
38:06parang tinatawag mo ako eh.
38:08So,
38:09bigla ako pumasok sa operating room,
38:11kahit walang paintulod.
38:14Pumasok ako doon,
38:17tapos nakita kita.
38:20Nakita kita,
38:21hawa ka ng...
38:22hawa ka ng nanayon.
38:25At tungkol nakita,
38:28ang pita ka magandang bata
38:31sa buong mundo.
38:33Alam mo,
38:35ay sa ikaw yun.
38:37Sa pagkakataong yun,
38:39naramdaman ko na,
38:42lalong-lalong nung haawak na kita.
38:44At,
38:45bigla mo akong tinignan.
38:48Pakiramdam ko noon,
38:49ako ang pinakamaligaya.
38:51Ako ang pinakamapalad na tao sa buong mundo.
38:56At hanggang ngayon, anak,
38:57ayun pa rin ang nararamdaman ko.
39:05Siguro,
39:06aminin ko,
39:07minsan,
39:08naging curious ako,
39:09ano ba ang pakiramdam ng
39:10magkaroon ng anak na lalaki.
39:13Pero kahit minsan,
39:14hindi ko talaga kinusto yun.
39:17Bawat araw,
39:20na nagigising ako.
39:25Nagpapasalamat ako sa Panginoon
39:26na pinigyan ako ng tatlong
39:28mabakait,
39:29magaganta,
39:32mapagmahal
39:33at malalambing na mga
39:36anak na babae.
39:42Siguro,
39:44malungkot lang ako dahil,
39:46hindi kayo nakita ng anak na ito na lumaki.
39:54Pero ganunpaman,
39:58mahal na mahal ko kayong tatlong.
40:02At hinding-hinding magbabago yun.
40:05Ha?
40:11Maka ba,
40:13hinding-hinding ko kayo pagpapala.
40:16Alam mo naman yun,
40:17diba?
40:19Hannah?
40:21Sino bang,
40:22sino bang sa lawa ang nagsabing
40:23gusto ko ng anak na lalaki, ha?
40:28Kasi,
40:30nakuwento ko lang naman,
40:31hindi ko naman silasad nila na,
40:33basta nabanggit,
40:34hindi ko na makakap,
40:36kailangan nila ako sa hardware.
40:38Kailangan nila ako sa hardware.
40:39Haling nga kayo sa hardware.
40:40Sino?
40:41Sino?
40:42Sino?
40:43Sino?
40:44Sino?
40:45Sino?
40:46Sino?
40:47Sino?
40:48Sino?
40:49Sino?
40:50Sino?
40:51Sino?
40:52Sino?
40:53Sino?
40:54Sino?
40:55Sino?
40:56Sino?
40:57Sino?
40:58Sino?
41:00Sino?
41:01Hello, anak!
41:03Marky,
41:04bilang apo ko,
41:05dapat magkaroon ka ng tool kit na napakaganda,
41:08nothing but the best
41:09para sa aking magiging apo.
41:12Ah!
41:15Imported yan.
41:18Oh, ayan, doggy.
41:20Pwede mo na akong makasalan.
41:22Dahil si Marky,
41:24ayaan po ni nani Emma.
41:26At pag nagkatuluyan kayong dalawa,
41:28magkakaroon ka na rin sa wakas
41:30ng anak na lalaki.
41:35Ah, gandang mag-ina.
41:37Maraming salamat.
41:38Pero masaya na ako sa pamilya ko eh.
41:41At maraming salamat din.
41:43At binigyan nyo itong kaibigan kong si Marky
41:45ang isang...
41:46parang napakamahali at ang regalo.
41:48Salamat to.
41:49Salamat.
41:50Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
41:53Ay, Ma!
41:56Pagkala naman.
41:58Sit!
41:59Kasi...
42:01Sabi ni...
42:02Oy!
42:04Sandwich!
42:08Oy!
42:09Which?
42:11What's that?
42:16Hi guys!
42:18Oh, hi.
42:19Oh, my God.
42:20Oh, it's a juice. Oh, my juice.
42:22Oh, that's a good one.
42:24That's a good one.
42:25That's a good one.
42:26Okay, okay.
42:27Okay.
42:28Okay, okay.
42:29Thank you, Kata.
42:31You're your best friend.
42:32Okay, later.
42:33You're not tired.
42:34I'm tired, but...
42:36I'm not going to take a break.
42:39Okay, okay.
42:41Yes.
42:42I'm going to take a break.
42:44Okay, Marky?
42:45Uh-huh.
42:46Uh, Marky.
42:47Thank you, Mario.
42:48We're out of here.
42:50Uh, Ty.
42:52Don't let me take a break.
42:55Gusting.
42:56I'm sorry.
42:57I'm sorry.
42:58Sorry.
42:59Gusting.
43:00I'm not going to talk to you.
43:02I'm not going to take a break.
43:04I'm not going to take a break.
43:06I'm not going to take a break.
43:08Julian?
43:09He's never been told.
43:10Right?
43:11Me%.
43:12I'm sorry.
43:13I know.
43:14That's not a worth of money since...
43:15You have to slide.
43:16You should just take a break.
43:17This is stupid.
43:18Wow, I'm not going to get to a manager at...
43:19But, here is nothing more and you don't have to wear them.
43:21Like a 보ら sobre, you don't have to wear them even more bunu.
43:22So, we can raise the heures.
43:23Very little.
43:24This is such a fine.
43:25It was sick.
43:26How about you didn't go to someone you're watching.
43:27You're the only cheeseburger on it, Ty?
43:28P Sonoate.
43:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
43:30Pだから, what's happening now?
43:31Are you bringing them all your colocan caso?
43:32Mom.
43:33It's not going around.
43:34That's what I want to say.
43:36You should be able to meet yourself when you're married.
43:39When you're married, you're married.
43:42Then you're married.
43:44That's what you're married.
43:46You're married?
43:48That's what you're married.
43:50You're married.
43:52You're married.
43:54No, it's a joke.
43:58That's right.
44:00I'll just finish it.
44:02I'll just finish it.
44:04I'll just finish it.
44:12Hi.
44:13Yes, Anak?
44:14Do you want me to be married?
44:16Yes.
44:18Do you want me to be married?
44:20No.
44:22Really?
44:24Yes.
44:26No, I'm not just a beautiful woman.
44:30I'm not just a beautiful woman.
44:32My beautiful woman,
44:34and now,
44:36I'm still here.
44:38I'm still a beautiful woman.
44:40I'm beautiful,
44:42and beautiful,
44:44and beautiful and lovely children
44:46who are with me.
44:48What am I willing to go?
44:49I'm just a source of my heart.
44:51What am I going to go?
44:52What do you want?
44:53I love you.
44:54I'm going to get up, but I'm also going to get up.
44:57After that, I'm going to sleep.
44:59Okay.
45:00Okay.
45:01Okay.
45:02Okay.
45:03Okay, let's get up.
45:04You're too late.
45:05Hey!
45:06Let's go with the peace.
45:07Bye!
45:09Hey!
45:10Hey!
45:11Hey!
45:12Hey, let's get up.
45:13Take care of us.
45:14Hey, please.
45:15Okay.
45:16Hey!
45:17Hey!
45:18Hey!
45:19Hey!
45:20Baby!
45:21Hey!
45:22Hey!
45:23Hey!
45:24Hey!
45:25Hey!
45:26Hey!
45:27Hey!
45:28Hey!
45:29Hey!
45:30Hey!
45:31In your life, you will be a man of beautiful balloons, flowers in full bloom.
45:58I love you, I love you, I love you.
46:28I love you, I love you, I love you.

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