While Douglas’ (Ogie Alcasid) brother is battling an illness, a mysterious woman appears, seemingly possessing a healing power. Intrigued, Douglas tries to connect with her.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05I found a rock n' roll sa isang tabi
00:09Kaya ayung laking lua
00:12Ng aking mayipi
00:16Di na palito ng hitlad
00:19Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:23Sa sarang isang sumanggulat
00:26Ay! Robot!
00:27Ay! Robot pala
00:30Ng aming ratan ay robot pala
00:33Nguni walang mulema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay! Robot!
00:57Kaya ayung laking lua
01:00Ng aking mayipi
01:03Di na palito ng hitlad
01:06Kaming lahat ay nagulat
01:09Ay! Robot!
01:28Ay!
01:34Ay! Ang sakit-sakit nandyan ko!
01:37Anong pa kayang damdang masakit nandyan?
01:41Parang, parang, parang may kumikirot.
01:44Parang may kumikirot sa loob.
01:45Anong klaseng kirot?
01:47Matindi o parang korot?
01:49Parang, parang may tumutusok.
01:52Anong klaseng tusok?
01:53Parang kutsiyo o parang kayo?
01:56Ay!
01:59Ang, ang dami mong tanong.
02:01May sakit naman si Angel Clinton, eh.
02:04Ay, nako.
02:05Para gumaling ka na, Kuya Clinton.
02:07Uminom ka na ng gamot.
02:10Isang tableta lang to para gumaling ka.
02:13Ilagay mo sa saging.
02:14Ilagay mo sa saging para hindi ko alatang may gamot.
02:17Okay yun.
02:18Angel, wala na po tayong saging, eh.
02:22Inumin mo nalang gagad para hindi mo malasakit.
02:25Ayoko, ayoko, ayoko, ayoko.
02:28No, no, no, no, no.
02:30Rhoda, aisa.
02:31Hawak mo yung kama yung tani.
02:34Okay, buka, buka.
02:36Buka.
02:37Sam, hawak mo yung ulo.
02:39Hawak mo, yan. Sige.
02:42Buksan mo yung bibig. Buksan mo yung bibig.
02:43Yan, yan.
02:45And water.
02:49Yun.
02:52Yan, hinakainom ka na ng gamot.
02:55Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
02:58Sarap mo, sarap mo. Sige.
03:08Good job.
03:11Siyap na to, ha?
03:13Kilala mo si ano?
03:15Rony Lazaro?
03:16Rony Lazaro? Yung boatman?
03:18Si, boatman.
03:19Kilala ko yan.
03:20Gagawa ng pinikula pala siya.
03:22Talaga?
03:23Sama si Robin Padilla.
03:24Ha, ay, bolo ko yan, Robin Padilla.
03:26Yan lang yung pamagat.
03:27Boatman and Robin.
03:29Sarap mo to.
03:30Good morning, Kat.
03:33Good morning, Beloy. Kakain ka ba?
03:35Makita lang kita, nabubusog na ako.
03:39Hindi kang kakain.
03:43Excuse me.
03:44Hi.
03:45Hi.
03:46Ano, ano?
03:47Kay gandot, kay sexy, oh.
03:50Oh.
03:52Kay gandot, miss.
03:53Miss beautiful.
03:55I'm Kaloy.
03:56Ah, Aya.
03:57Kaloy Fernandez.
03:59What's yours?
04:00Aya.
04:01Wow!
04:02Ka-Aya-Aya.
04:04Huwag ka magdijelling.
04:05Ikaw pa rin na sa puso ko.
04:08Ay, miss, kakain ka ba?
04:10Sana.
04:12Uy, kakain, kakain, kakain.
04:13Kakain daw, kakain.
04:14Urong, urong, kakain.
04:15Miss, miss, come.
04:17Ito yung ano, yung mga ulam namin.
04:22Pakita pa naman yung pagkain mo.
04:27Sarap yan.
04:32Ano ba ito?
04:33Sinili.
04:35Ang init.
04:37Ma, ma-init?
04:38Ma-init ang sabagus mo?
04:39Hindi, ma-init.
04:40Kasi, asikit eh.
04:41Tsaka, ma-init na yung...
04:43Ma-init daw.
04:45Isang...
04:47Tid...
04:49Tid...
04:50Tid-tid...
04:51Tid-tid-tid-tid-tid...
04:52Eh, baka anong litid?
04:53Yung bulalo.
04:54Eh, wala tayo ng...
04:58Tid-tid-tid-tid...
05:03Tid...
05:04Tid-tid-tid...
05:05Tid-tid-tid...
05:06Tid-tid-tid...
05:07Tid...
05:12Yan.
05:18Yan.
05:36Magandang araw po, Dok.
05:38Magandang araw.
05:39Upo, upo kayo.
05:40Upo kayo.
05:43Si Doktor Ray Salinel po.
05:47Ray Salinel?
05:48Opo.
05:49Ah, si Doktor Ray Salinel nasa...
05:51Espana.
05:52Nasa Espana ngayon.
05:53Kaya ako muna po mulit.
05:54I'm Doktor Tan.
05:55At your service.
05:56Ah, Doktor Tan.
05:57Kamusta?
05:58Abutin naman.
05:59Eh, Dok, paano yan?
06:01Sabi niya, balikan daw namin yung X-ray ngayon.
06:03Paano yan?
06:06X...
06:07X-ray?
06:08Ah, anong pakala ng pasyente?
06:11Clinton Mokobo po.
06:13Clinton Mokobo.
06:14Mokobo.
06:15As in boy?
06:16Mokobo?
06:17Mokobo.
06:19Ayan.
06:23Anong sabi?
06:25Malalana.
06:26Terrible na eh.
06:27Ha?
06:28Dok.
06:29Bakit?
06:30Anong sakit na kuya ko?
06:31Eh, wag kong alam mabibigla, ha?
06:33May breast cancer po siya sa lungs.
06:35Malalana po.
06:37Breast cancer?
06:38Dok.
06:39Ano, ano, ano, ano.
06:40Anong ibig sabihin yan?
06:41Ha?
06:42Anong ibig sabihin yan?
06:43Eh, ang ibig sabihin nito eh,
06:4448 hours na lang ang tanin mo.
06:46Ha?
06:47Good luck ha?
06:4848 hours?
06:49Eh, dalawang araw na lang ako.
06:51Hindi, hindi dalawang araw, 48 hours nga.
06:53Ha, ha, ha.
06:54Dok.
06:55Clinton!
06:57Clinton!
06:59Kuya!
07:01Kuya, humiyok yun.
07:03Bunti nga 48 hours po eh.
07:05Sarap talaga mong good time.
07:09Di nagba-
07:10Di nagbayad d'yon ha?
07:13Let's go home.
07:18Come here.
07:19Huh?
07:20Come here.
07:21There.
07:25Good morning, Andoy.
07:26Hi, Doc. Good morning.
07:27How are you?
07:28I'm good, Doc.
07:29Doc, have a seat.
07:32Why is Carlo Bacollod's X-ray outside?
07:34I was cleaning, Doc.
07:35I might have forgotten to return it.
07:37Why are you standing there?
07:39The patient is here.
07:41Hey, what's happening?
07:44Hey, what's happening?
07:46Hey, what's happening?
07:47Hey, what's happening?
07:49Hey!
07:52Hey.
07:55Hey, someone is calling me.
07:56Ate!
07:58Ate.
08:03I'm shaking.
08:04I'm shaking.
08:07I'm shaking.
08:08Are you sure?
08:09That's mine!
08:11Ouch!
08:13Ouch!
08:15Sorry, I bumped into you.
08:17I can't see.
08:19Ouch!
08:21Ouch!
08:23Ouch!
08:25I can see now!
08:27I can see now!
08:29Thank you!
08:31I can see now!
08:33Mommy!
08:35Ouch!
08:37How did you see that?
08:39I can't see.
08:41Ouch!
08:43Aya, are you okay?
08:45What happened?
08:47Don't you know?
08:49Why? What happened?
08:51You were screaming.
08:53When you got better,
08:55you saw a flower.
08:57You're a magician!
08:59You're so good!
09:01Ouch!
09:03You know what, Aya?
09:05You saw a flower.
09:07You were screaming like that.
09:09Then,
09:11you touched a flower
09:13and it moved.
09:15Then, you touched
09:17a flower and it moved.
09:19Then, you saw the flower.
09:21You don't remember that.
09:23No, but
09:25you know,
09:27this happens to me often.
09:29Really?
09:31Yes.
09:33I have super powers
09:35because of my super alien friends.
09:37What?
09:39Aliens?
09:41Who?
09:43There!
09:45Look!
09:47They're calling.
09:49Hi!
09:51Where?
09:53There!
09:55There!
09:57Where?
09:59There!
10:01There!
10:03Did you see anything?
10:05No.
10:07Why are you shaking?
10:09So that we won't look stupid.
10:11Let's pretend we see something.
10:13Why is Kat not shaking?
10:15Kat is a jolo.
10:27I'm going to die.
10:29Brother,
10:31you'll be in a hurry.
10:33You'll be in a hurry
10:35if you hit your head.
10:37Dad, why are you crying?
10:39Because we went to the doctor.
10:43There's a little problem.
10:45A little problem?
10:47A little problem?
10:49Douglas,
10:51is it a little problem
10:53that I'll die in 48 hours?
10:55Die in English.
10:57In English, dying.
10:59The act of expiring.
11:01Passage from life to death.
11:03Why will he die, Dad?
11:05Because your uncle Clinton
11:07has cancer.
11:11Because of me.
11:13Because of me.
11:17Because of you,
11:19I inherited
11:21all of my possessions.
11:23Sam,
11:25I will give you
11:27all of my old clothes.
11:29Rhoda,
11:31I will give you
11:33all of the toys
11:35under my bed.
11:37Isa,
11:39I will give you
11:41my cellphone.
11:43Yes!
11:49And Douglas,
11:51my dearest
11:53brother,
11:55I will give you
11:57all of my finances.
11:59Yes!
12:01You'll leave me?
12:03You'll leave me your money,
12:05brother?
12:07Douglas, I don't have money.
12:09I will leave you
12:11all of my financial problems.
12:13You'll pay my debts.
12:15Yes!
12:17Okay,
12:19Aya, you agreed.
12:21You'll do it.
12:23We'll take care of the business side.
12:25We'll earn.
12:27Can you stop it?
12:29Don't bother me.
12:31I don't want to use
12:33my super special powers
12:35because my super alien friends
12:37might get mad.
12:39It's not nice.
12:41I don't want to do business.
12:43It's better if I have a magic face
12:45I don't need it anymore
12:47because
12:49you're already handsome.
12:51Really?
12:53You're already handsome.
12:55You're really good.
12:57Excuse me, Aya.
12:59Don't you want to help
13:01the poor,
13:03the homeless,
13:05the sick,
13:07like
13:09you're good
13:11at coloring flowers?
13:13Are you okay?
13:15Well,
13:17I hope so.
13:19But
13:21I'm shy.
13:23Excuse me,
13:25I live next door.
13:27I heard your conversation.
13:29Yes.
13:31Are you really good at coloring flowers?
13:33Well,
13:35yeah.
13:37Why?
13:39Do I have a disease?
13:41What?
13:43You know,
13:45I might need
13:47medicine.
13:53I hope I have a disease.
13:55But no, I don't have a disease.
13:57My brother has a disease.
13:59Where is he?
14:01He's inside.
14:03Come here.
14:05Hey, what's that?
14:07What's that?
14:09What's that?
14:11What are you saying?
14:13What's that?
14:15What's that?
14:17What's that?
14:19I can finish
14:21anything.
14:23AIDS, cancer,
14:25Gemini, Taurus, and everything.
14:27What are you saying?
14:29It's not Mahalya.
14:31Who is it?
14:33I don't know.
14:35Mmm.
14:37Ay.
14:39Salamat, mga pamangkin.
14:41Chak.
14:43Pag nagpunta na ako sa langit,
14:45hinding-hindi ko kayo makakalimutan.
14:47Sigurado kayo sa langit pupunta
14:49akin?
14:51Siyempre naman, Roda.
14:53Ang bait-bait ko kaya.
14:55Baet, in English,
14:57kind of a friendly,
14:59generous, or warm-hearted
15:01nature.
15:03Ay.
15:05Pag-aya, pasok ka.
15:11Ah.
15:13Ay.
15:15Ay.
15:17Ay.
15:19Ay.
15:21Halika.
15:23Ay.
15:25Uy.
15:27Pamilya siya.
15:29Ay, hindi. Kapuso siya.
15:31Kapuso siya.
15:33Ang ibig sabihin, kapuso ko.
15:35Ah.
15:37Pero, yung maaw na siya, eh.
15:39Halika.
15:41Surprise kuya ko.
15:43Ay, okay pala.
15:45Pwede mo upukan mo ang
15:47mating ko.
15:49Aso siya yun?
15:51Kuya.
15:53Si Aya.
15:55Napakagaling mo talaga.
15:57Alam na alam mo ang type ko.
15:59Well,
16:01hello, baby.
16:03I'm Clinton. What's yours?
16:05Kuya.
16:07Manggagamot siya.
16:09Si Aya.
16:11Binigyan siya ng taning ng doktor, eh.
16:13Manggagamot?
16:15Manggagamot siya.
16:19Sabah na pakiramdam ko.
16:21Giniginaw ko.
16:23Kailangan ko ng body wipe.
16:25Kailangan ko ng yakap.
16:27Magyakit ka kaya.
16:29Hello.
16:31Ano pa ito?
16:33Nakaka-tense.
16:35Kasi ganun talaga. Medyo malubahay yung karamdaman niya, eh.
16:37Ano sa tingin mo?
16:39Gagaling pa kaya si kuya?
16:41Wait.
16:43I have to ask my alien friends.
16:51Aray, hindi pala.
16:53Hello.
16:55Tid-tid-tid.
16:57One signal mahina.
16:59Dito.
17:01Tid-tid-tid-tid-tid-tid-tid.
17:05Ah.
17:07Tid-tid.
17:09Tid-tid.
17:11Ah.
17:13Okay.
17:15Tid.
17:17Tid.
17:19Ano sabi?
17:21Break time nila.
17:23Break time nila.
17:25Kaya hindi ko pa sila pwedeng kausapin.
17:27Pero mamaya siguro kakausapin ko sila.
17:29Since break time nila,
17:31baka pwedeng mag-break din ako.
17:33Oh, sige.
17:35Pwedeng may chicha ba kayo dyan?
17:37Baka may lechon manok or
17:39mga lengua, ganyang.
17:41Caviar.
17:43Caviar?
17:45Wala kami mga ganyang klase pagkain, eh.
17:47Mayroon kami fruits.
17:49Kaya pwede kitang gawa ng sandwich.
17:51Fruits sandwich?
17:53Fruits sandwich.
17:55Sige, tulungan na kita para
17:57sweet.
17:59Mayroon ko yung usapan nila
18:01nung Aiden.
18:03Eh, wala naman siya
18:05kakausap, eh.
18:07Ha?
18:15Tid-tid.
18:17Tid.
18:19Ah?
18:21Kailangan ko nang masahihin?
18:25Oo. Ah, madame?
18:27Oo.
18:29Tsaka yung mabilis?
18:31Okay, sige.
18:33Ayos yung bagsap?
18:35Ha?
18:37Ano to eh? Iban level lang to eh.
18:39Kung pwede nang tao-toto na to.
18:41Ha? Nasaan mo ba?
18:43Yung sobrang tao-toto na?
18:45Grabe e mo.
18:47Sakit na niya ako. Aray!
18:49Kuya!
18:57Kaya mo yan, kuya!
19:03Ano nangyari dito?
19:05Ginagamot niya yung angel mo.
19:07Ginagamot niya.
19:09Sige. Sige. Sige.
19:15Ha?
19:17Sakit na lang to.
19:19Ha?
19:21Aya?
19:23Tid-tid.
19:25Aya?
19:27Gagaling ba siya?
19:29Kamagaling na ba siya?
19:31Slight lang.
19:33Kapagod.
19:35Eh, ang tingit-tingit na pala yung cancer na kumakalit sa katawan niya.
19:37Sabi nung mga super friends ko.
19:39Kaya,
19:41mahirapan tayong magpagaling diyan.
19:43Kailangan, extra powers.
19:45Kaya kailangan ko magpaparlour.
19:47Ha?
19:49Parlour?
19:51Siyempre.
19:53Kailangan imaintain ko yung cuteness ko, no?
19:55Wala na.
19:57Ang dami akong mga padahang
19:59kasi passion na ako.
20:01Ano?
20:03Okay kailangan maganda ako parati, di ba?
20:05Oo, sige.
20:07Ano ba na yung mga aliens?
20:09Aliens?
20:11Baka meron ka naman diyan.
20:13Meron ano?
20:15Ha?
20:17Maghina naman pala.
20:19Sorry.
20:21Ito lang?
20:23Meron ka ba ba, anak?
20:25Sige.
20:27Okay naman ito kasi talagin.
20:29Di ba?
20:31Sige, alis na ako.
20:33Hi.
20:35Hi.
20:37Sige.
20:39Oo.
20:43Nay, sino ba yun?
20:45Ano yung sinasabing yung super friends?
20:47Yung super friends, yun yung mga kaibigan niya,
20:49mga alien.
20:51Si Aya yun.
20:53Magkagamot siya.
20:55Alien? Naniniwala pa ba kayo doon?
20:57Mukhang pinaglolo ko lang tayo nun eh.
20:59Tsaka sabi po ni Sam,
21:01naman daw po siya nakakausap na taga ibang planet.
21:03Di ba, Sam?
21:05Wala nga, wala namang signal yung antena niya.
21:07Kitay niyo naniniwala ko lang tayo nun eh.
21:11E malay niyo, mas malakas ang powers
21:13ng mga aliens niyang super friends
21:15kesa powers ni Sam.
21:17Tsaka marami ng pagaling yun eh.
21:19Malay niyo, gumaling ang
21:21uncle Clinton niyo dahil kay Aya.
21:23Pagbigyan na natin siya.
21:25Kawawa naman ang uncle Clinton niya.
21:27Ano mo yun?
21:29Ano mo yan?
21:31Ang sakit.
21:33Ang sakit pa rin?
21:39Aray ko!
21:45O, eto ang lubid, anak.
21:47Mami!
21:49Hindi ko kailangang magbigte, no?
21:51Para na lang sa sakit ang ipin.
21:53Anong magbigte ang sinasabi mo?
21:55Itatali mo ito dyan sa ngipin mo
21:57tapos yung dolo
21:59itatali ko doon sa may pinto
22:01tapos sasarado kong biglang
22:03BOOG!
22:05Takot ka sa dentista? Yan ang sagot!
22:07Ang laki lang siya yan.
22:09Hindi kaya sa mouth ko.
22:11Ang laki laki,
22:13hindi kaya sa mouth mo.
22:15Kaya ito, ha?
22:17Waka!
22:19Waka!
22:21Waka!
22:23Waka!
22:25Waka!
22:27Waka!
22:29Waka!
22:33Busy yata kayo.
22:35Ikaw kailangan namin!
22:37Ikaw kailangan namin!
22:39Sige moko!
22:41Sige moko!
22:43Ako sorry.
22:47Sorry.
22:49Ay!
22:51Mami, natanggal!
22:53Ang galing mo!
22:57Ano gusto mo?
22:59Sasarado ko itong araw na ito.
23:01Exclusive para sa iyo.
23:03Nagawin namin.
23:05RIP.
23:13Hi, best friend!
23:15Hi.
23:19Bakit? May problema ba?
23:21Si Kuya Clinton may sakit.
23:23Cancer.
23:25Ha?
23:27Eh, napatingin mo ba siya sa doktor?
23:29Ano sabi? Kailangan ba siyang operahan?
23:31Binigyan siya ng tanong.
23:3348 hours.
23:35Eh, kumuha ba kayo ng second opinion?
23:37Napatingin mo ba siya sa ibang doktor?
23:39May tumitingin na sa kanya.
23:41Si Aya.
23:43Si Aya?
23:45Yung kaibigan daw niya yung mga aliens?
23:47Mukha mo!
23:49Eh, maganda yung kuya Douglas!
23:51Maganda at sexy na yung nakakagamot pano!
23:53Pero hindi pa rin tayo nakakasiguro sa kanya.
23:55Dapat,
23:57patingin talaga sa iba si Kuya Clinton.
23:59Eh, nakita na naman natin.
24:01Eh, napaka rin na yung bulagat pilayo!
24:03Eh, basta.
24:05Dapat kailangan pa rin dalin siya sa legitimate na doktor.
24:07Kaya mo yan, best friend.
24:15Tatay! Tatay!
24:17Bigyan mo ko ng limang container na tubig!
24:19Lima?
24:21Ang dami namang nakatalong!
24:23Bigyan mo ako!
24:25Magpapakaluludok ako sa tubig!
24:27Bakit?
24:29Masakit!
24:31Ano'ng nangyayari dito?
24:33Anong nangyayari dito?
24:35Ano'ng nangyayari dito?
24:37Ha?
24:39Ah, wala.
24:41Wag ba naman ito, may istorbo.
24:43Wag ka naman kaya lang.
24:45Basta, ginagamot nila ako. Sige na!
24:47Gano'n ba?
24:49Sige, tutulungan rin ako.
24:51Sige, mauna energy. Okay, go!
24:53Taga muna, Kuya. Kailangan talaga usapin, eh.
24:55Mamaya na, mamaya na. Ginagamot ako.
24:57Sige, sige.
24:59Talaga pang nakakatulong ito?
25:01Oo.
25:03Energy naman dyan, oh.
25:05Energy.
25:09Gawin pa taling kaya, Kuya.
25:11Okay.
25:13Mami, pwede ka na to, Glass?
25:15Oo nga. Pwede maki-join?
25:17Sige, ikaw muna.
25:19Parang tumindi na talagang energy.
25:21Wow!
25:23Okay, join!
25:25Sama rin kami dyan. Sama tayo.
25:27Game on!
25:29Yes!
25:31Okay.
25:33Single, single, double, double.
25:35Single, single, double, double.
25:37Single, single, double, double.
25:39Left!
25:41Sabi ni Uncle,
25:43hanggang bukas na lang daw yung buhay niya.
25:45So, iniisip ko na
25:47pasinatin yung last day niya dito sa Earth.
25:51Maghahanda tayo, ate.
25:55Magandang idea yan, kaya lang wala akong payday.
25:57Wala tayong pera, diba?
25:59Unless na lang kung papayag si Tatay
26:01na siya ang bumastos.
26:03Di ba siya mapapagaling ni Aling Aya?
26:05Sam, di ba ikaw na rin
26:07nagsabi na hindi totoo
26:09may kinakakausap siyang alien?
26:11So, fake siya, diba?
26:13Bakit kasi mas naniniwala
26:15sa kanya ang Tatay?
26:17Sinabihan na nga natin, eh.
26:19Eh, baka nagbabaka sa kali lang si Tatay
26:21na mapapagaling niya si Uncle.
26:23Eh, teka muna natin isipin yun.
26:25Ang isipin natin,
26:27kung pano natin mapapasaya si Uncle Clinton
26:29sa last day niya.
26:31At, Sam, may ipagagawa ko sa'yo, ha?
26:57Uy, Clinton, gising!
26:59Gising!
27:01Douglas!
27:03Kailangan mo magpatingin sa ibang doktor?
27:05Magpatingin sa...
27:07Eh, Douglas,
27:09hindi na kailangan.
27:11Gagamutin ako ni Aya bukas,
27:13tapos, sabi ng mga aliens, gagaling na ako.
27:15Okay na yun.
27:17Pero kailangan talaga, eh.
27:19Ay, basta. Goodnight.
27:21Stobo talaga sa magtulog, oh.
27:27Okay.
27:39Ang bihira naman kung binig tong babae to,
27:41parang lalaki.
27:43Ay.
27:45Aya,
27:47baka gusto mo na umuwi.
27:53Ayaan ko na nga ito.
27:55Hmm?
28:17Ayan, wala na.
28:19Buti naman, ano,
28:21takal nilang magsing alisan.
28:23Hello?
28:25Oh, ano?
28:27Pwede na kayong pumunta?
28:29Bilisan yun na, dali.
28:31Wala nang katao-tao dito.
28:33Ano pang inaantay niyo?
28:35Hakuti niyo na lahat ng mga gamit.
28:37Oo, kay...
28:39Pwede na to.
28:41Ang tiyagaan na, no?
28:43Sige, ah. Okay.
28:45Bye-bye.
28:53Matigal-tigal pa naman ang dating nila,
28:55kaya siyaan muna ako.
29:23Sirene
29:25Sirene
29:27Sirene
29:29Sirene
29:31Sirene
29:33Sirene
29:35Sirene
29:37Sirene
29:39Sirene
29:41Sirene
29:43Sirene
29:45Sirene
29:47Sirene
29:49Sirene
29:51Sirene
29:53Sirene
29:55Sirene
29:57Sirene
29:59Sirene
30:01Sirene
30:03Sirene
30:05Sirene
30:07Sirene
30:13Ay.
30:15Wala pa rin.
30:17Ano ba yan?
30:19Ang tagal naman ang mga yun.
30:21Anong pecha na, no?
30:23Natawagan niyo.
30:27Sa'yo yung cellphone ko dito, eh.
30:29Ayaw ko dito kung nilagay yun, ah.
30:45Good morning, everyone.
30:48Ano to?
30:52Naghanda yung mga bata, para sa'yo.
30:55Opo, gusto naming maging masaya yung last day niyo.
30:59Teka, teka.
31:00Last day.
31:02Ano pa kayo, hindi pa ako mamamatay.
31:05Kayo talaga napaka-OA niyo.
31:08Para sa'yo pa.
31:11Uy, may bulaklak pa.
31:13Ano to?
31:15Buksan niyo po.
31:19Ganda yung pagkabalot mo na.
31:21Sell card?
31:23Opo.
31:25Para matawagan niyo po lahat na gusto niyong tawagan.
31:27Yung mga chicks niyo.
31:29Para makapagoodbye po kayo.
31:31Okay.
31:33O, Rhoda, ano naman to?
31:35Chichere po, para may kainin kayo doon
31:37pag mag-isa na kayo.
31:39Una naman pong bigay ko sa'yo,
31:41Uncle Clinton.
31:43Matigas ang hihigaan niyo.
31:45Teka, teka.
31:47Please, pwede ba?
31:49Huwag naman tayong
31:51masyadong OA.
31:53Hindi pa ako mamamatay, okay?
31:55Meron pa kaming last session ni Aya, okay?
31:57Nasan ba siya?
31:59Aya!
32:01Kuya, pagising namin kanina, wala na siya eh.
32:05Wala.
32:07Wala na siya.
32:09Wala na.
32:11Aya,
32:13paano yung last session ko?
32:17Hindi.
32:19Mamamatay na ako.
32:21Mamamatay na ako.
32:23Hindi.
32:25Baka naman siya lang yun.
32:27Hindi, hindi, hindi.
32:29Baka naman may pinuntahan lang.
32:31Ayun, ako mamamatay na ako.
32:33Mamamatay na ako.
32:35Hindi, hindi, hindi.
32:37Baka mamunta lang ng malayken.
32:39Ano ba? Anong nangyayari sa inyo kagabi?
32:41Bakit hindi kayo tumatay?
32:43Inaantay ko kayo.
32:45Pumunta naman kami doon sa sinabi mong bahay.
32:47Nakalak na eh.
32:49Ano? Ano mong makasinunganin kayo?
32:51Huwag na kayo mag-invento na paano malalak yun eh.
32:53Sinugurado ko na hindi ko talaga nilak.
32:55Kinutulak namin doon.
32:57Hindi nga namin magbuksan eh, hindi nakalak.
32:59Tapos may wang-wang pa, may police.
33:01Ay naku, pinigilan niyo.
33:03Ay paano nga yun yan?
33:05Kailangan pa ako bumalik ulit doon.
33:07Di ba si Aya yun?
33:09Si Aya.
33:11Aya!
33:13Si Aya nga.
33:15Si Aya nga yun ah.
33:19Aya!
33:23Di ba yun yung bulagat pilin na minajik mo?
33:25Oo.
33:27Medyo hirang ausap, nagkasakit ulit.
33:29Oo.
33:31At saka yung sakit yung ipin.
33:33Pero importante, magaling na sila.
33:37Aya, pwede ba namin makilala yung super friends mo?
33:39Baka mabigyan kami ng super powers.
33:41Promise.
33:43Hindi namin nga gawin ito sa masama.
33:45Sinili, sinili. Subukan ko lang nga.
33:47Try kong contact yun ah.
33:49Okay.
33:55Di ba?
33:57Okay, game.
34:01Yes.
34:03Ayun na.
34:05Okay.
34:07Okay.
34:13Unang load.
34:15Ha?
34:17Meron ka ba dyan?
34:19Ano?
34:21Pera lang.
34:23Meron.
34:25Meron.
34:27Okay, okay, okay.
34:31Sige.
34:33Okay.
34:35Bye.
34:37Balik ka.
34:47Mga anak, bakit hindi kayo kumakain?
34:49Wala po akong gana.
34:51Nalulungkot po para kay Angel.
34:53Ako din po.
34:55Kahit ganun si Angel,
34:57loves ko siya.
35:03Daga po.
35:05Alis muna ako.
35:07Eh,
35:09kuya, saan ka pupunta?
35:11Magsisimba lang.
35:13Ah.
35:15Eh, gusto mo
35:17pagkatapos mong magsimba,
35:19magpatingin ka sa ibang doktor,
35:21para makakuha tayo ng second opinion?
35:23Okay na.
35:25Tanggap ko na.
35:29Kung meron ka namang
35:31samanan loob sa akin,
35:33kung may atraso man lang ako sa iyo,
35:35nangyayi ako ng sorry
35:37kasi ayokong
35:39ayokong malis
35:41ng
35:43meron may samanan loob sa akin.
35:47Ano ka ba, kuya?
35:51Wala akong samanan loob sa iyo.
35:55Kahit minsan nagkakamali ka.
35:57Eh, sino mang hindi nagkakamali?
35:59Ako yun naman madalas magkakamali.
36:03Sorry, Tol. Alam kong concerned ka lang naman sa akin.
36:07I love you, Tol.
36:09I love you.
36:11I love you, kuya.
36:17I love you.
36:19I love you, Alis.
36:21Tol, I love you.
36:29Malika.
36:31I love you.
36:33I love you, Uncle.
36:59I love you.
37:01I love you, Uncle.
37:03I love you.
37:05I love you.
37:07I love you.
37:09I love you.
37:11I love you.
37:13I love you.
37:15I love you.
37:17I love you.
37:21Hi, Douglas!
37:23Hey, Aya!
37:25I've been looking for you for a while.
37:27My super friends told me
37:29that the forces of the different planets
37:31will join together
37:33so that Klington will get better.
37:35Wait a minute. I need to clarify something.
37:37Do you really have friends
37:39from different planets?
37:41See?
37:43It's obvious.
37:45Because, you know, Pluto,
37:47Venus, Mars,
37:49all of them.
37:51We're friends.
37:53We're close.
37:55Wait a minute.
37:57Did you see my cell phone?
37:59Cell phone? I don't see any cell phone here.
38:01What?
38:03That's impossible
38:05because you left it here.
38:07I don't see any cell phone here.
38:09You know what?
38:11I have a feeling that there's a thief here.
38:13There's a klepto.
38:15That's what I can assure you.
38:17There's no thief here.
38:19There's no klepto.
38:21We're all here.
38:23It's impossible.
38:25It's really a klepto.
38:29There!
38:31That's my cell phone!
38:33Admit it!
38:35Sam, why did you steal that cell phone?
38:37Dad, there's a reason
38:39why he took it.
38:41Really?
38:43Yes, dad.
38:45Why did you do that?
38:47You see? He really stole it.
38:49But it's okay.
38:51Relax.
38:53Hey, kids.
38:55Don't cover for Sam.
38:57You did wrong.
38:59Why are you angry, dad?
39:01Because you did wrong.
39:03Come on, guys. Relax.
39:05Can't I relax?
39:07Relax.
39:09It's okay. I forgive him.
39:11Okay?
39:13What's important is...
39:15Oh, Sam.
39:17Don't steal again.
39:19Why did you do that?
39:21You planned to steal last night, right?
39:23Don't believe him.
39:25It's not true.
39:27Hey, Sam.
39:29What are you talking about?
39:31Dad, she's telling the truth.
39:33Aunt Aya really planned to steal.
39:35I was waiting for her
39:37with Sam.
39:39Then?
39:41She was calling her friends
39:43to enter the house.
39:45But Sam stopped her.
39:47Sam?
39:49You know what?
39:51He's a liar.
39:53What kind of family is this?
39:55There's a thief and a liar.
39:57It's embarrassing.
39:59That's so unbecoming, okay?
40:01And his friends are so big.
40:03Will Sam stop them?
40:05He's so small.
40:07And you know what?
40:09They're hustlers.
40:11And they can open locks.
40:13They're jealous.
40:15I mean...
40:17Aya.
40:19Hello, Rudy.
40:29Aya,
40:31let's talk about this.
40:33Yes, I promise.
40:35I'm sorry and thank you
40:37for forgiving me.
40:39It's okay.
40:41Stop your gimmick.
40:43Stop your gimmick?
40:45Yes, okay.
40:47But before I say goodbye,
40:49I want to ask you something.
40:51What is it?
40:53I'm wondering
40:55why my friends
40:57didn't open the door
40:59and didn't lock it.
41:01And they didn't steal anything.
41:03They were stopped.
41:05What's that?
41:07Robocop.
41:09She's saying something.
41:11Robocop?
41:13That's her favorite.
41:15Really?
41:17Dr. Salidel,
41:19where are you from?
41:21Spain?
41:23I'm from the UST.
41:25UST?
41:27I thought it's Spain or Europe.
41:29That's what you said
41:31when you were relieved.
41:33I don't have a doctor to relieve you.
41:35Don't forget your stethoscope.
41:37It's there?
41:39That's a janitor.
41:41That's a pain janitor.
41:43My brother has cancer.
41:45Clinton doesn't have cancer.
41:47He just has UTI.
41:49My brother has UTI.
41:51Douglas,
41:53I've chosen the clothes
41:55I want to wear.
41:59Brother,
42:01come here.
42:03You won't die.
42:05Best friend,
42:07this is for Clinton's lover.
42:09And this is for
42:11my best friend,
42:13Condolenza.
42:17Best friend,
42:19I need to explain.
42:21We have coffee and sugar.
42:25You're so kind.
42:27Clinton,
42:29so that people won't get hot,
42:31play cards, mahjong,
42:33while you're dead.
42:35Let's go.
42:37Goodbye, Clinton.
42:41Wait, neighbors.
42:45Brother, there's no baby.
42:47What?
42:49What do you mean?
42:51I'll be buried like a dog?
42:55You won't die.
42:57What?
42:59I won't die?
43:01You're so kind.
43:03You're so kind.
43:07No.
43:09No, brother.
43:11No, brother.
43:13You don't have cancer.
43:15You have UTI.
43:17UTI?
43:19Urinary tract infection.
43:21That's your disease.
43:23Ask the doctor.
43:25Doctor?
43:27Doctor,
43:29is it true what Douglas said?
43:31Is it true?
43:33He's not a doctor.
43:35He's just a janitor.
43:37He's not.
43:39I'm the real doctor.
43:41He's just a janitor.
43:43You're the doctor?
43:45He's just a janitor.
43:47He's just a janitor?
43:49He's just a janitor.
43:53So, you'll live?
43:55I'll live.
43:57What?
43:59Don't worry.
44:01It won't go to waste.
44:03It'll still go to waste.
44:05I'll kill him!
44:13Kids,
44:15I want to apologize to you
44:17because
44:19I didn't believe you right away.
44:21I trusted Aya.
44:23It's obvious
44:25that she's not credible.
44:27What does that mean?
44:29Credible.
44:31Capable of being believed.
44:33In Tagalog,
44:35Kapanipaniwala.
44:37That's right, Sam.
44:39The example of credible
44:41is you two.
44:43Ate Aysa,
44:45Tita Kat,
44:47and the non-credible
44:49is Aya,
44:51the janitor who pretended to be a doctor
44:53and said Uncle Clinton
44:55was her father.
44:57I don't know
44:59those people that well.
45:01I just trusted them.
45:03It's bad to just trust people.
45:05Yes,
45:07because you can get in trouble.
45:09We need to be careful.
45:11Especially
45:13with people
45:15we don't know well.
45:17Okay,
45:19go to sleep.
45:21No, you sing first.
45:23How can I sing, son?
45:25There's no band here.
45:27It's okay,
45:29there's a minus one.
45:31Do you have a record?
45:33Yes, here it is.
45:35Oh,
45:37you're rich.
45:41Baby,
45:43let's go to sleep.
45:47Let's
45:49be shy.
45:53To you,
45:55even if it's late,
45:57you are
45:59the dream
46:01of beautiful
46:03balloons,
46:07flowers in full bloom.
46:11Good night.
46:15Good night, son.
46:17Good night, Dad. I love you.
46:19I love you too. Good night, Sam.
46:23Good night.
46:25Good night, Dad.
46:53Satsang with Mooji