A rich man won’t leave Kath (Tanya Garcia) alone, so she asks Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) to be her fake boyfriend.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05I found a robot sa isang tabi
00:09Kaya ayong laging gawa
00:12Nang aking mainstream
00:16Di naman ito nang hitlan
00:19Kaming lahat ay nagbulat
00:23Sa sarang isang musim bang gulat
00:26Ay! Robot!
00:27Ay! Robot wala
00:30Nami ratan ay robot wala
00:33Uni walan problema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay! Robot!
00:57Oh, Kuya Clinton, kumain ka na.
01:26Ma, kanina pa kita pinapatawag.
01:29Well, I'm sorry.
01:30You just have to wait for me
01:31because alam mo naman,
01:32yung ensayo ng banda,
01:34hindi ko maiwan
01:35dahil baka mabitin yung mga fans ko eh.
01:38Matitlama.
01:39Ano na lan?
01:40Oo, kanya rin ang problema ko sa school.
01:42Hindi ko maiwan iwan
01:43yung mga kakawintuwang kang grupo.
01:45Alam ko na, pinag-aagawan kasi.
01:47Lalo na po,
01:48lahat ng kaplasi ko,
01:50ako ang gustong palaro.
01:52Oo, ikaw talaga ang gustong palaro
01:54kasi lagi kang natatalo,
01:55lagi ko ang taya.
01:58Ikaw ba?
01:59Kaya ka lang naman nila gustong kasama
02:01kasi nanglilibri ka.
02:03Kaya laging ubos ang allowance ni ate,
02:05tatay.
02:06Uy, hindi ah.
02:07Gusto nila ako dahil sikat ako.
02:11Lalo na po.
02:13Lalo ako?
02:14Mas lalo na po.
02:17Hoy, kayong dalawa,
02:18tama na yan.
02:20Masama ay nag-aaway,
02:21sarap ng pagkain.
02:22Tsaka dapat,
02:23huwag kayong magyayabang, ha?
02:25Huwag kayong magyayabang,
02:26nasikat kayo.
02:27Dapat humble.
02:28Humble.
02:29Make subservient
02:31and assuming opposite
02:33of proud and arrogant.
02:35Ayun.
02:36Yan ang meaning ng humble.
02:39Yung mapagkumbaba,
02:40hindi mayabang.
02:41At alam mo,
02:42importante talaga na humble kayo
02:44kasi kung humble kayo,
02:46eh hindi kayo nagnagnagnag
02:48papataasan ng ere.
02:50Eh hindi kayo nakapag-aaway,
02:51kung gano'n.
02:52Tama si Kuya Clinton.
02:54Tingnan nyo,
02:55tingnan nyo kami ng tatay nyo, ha?
02:57Hindi, hindi kami nag-aaway
02:59kahit alam niyang
03:00mas matalino ako sa kanya.
03:01Tama yun.
03:02Mas ma, ha?
03:03Mas matalino ka sa akin, hoy.
03:05Mas matalino ako sa'yo.
03:06Ako nga gumagawa ng homework, hoy.
03:08Teka.
03:09Douglas,
03:10kaya ako lang naman pinapagawa
03:12sa'yo yung assignment ko dati,
03:13eh dahil nabobora ko
03:15kasi sobra nga akong talino, eh.
03:16Sobra kang talino.
03:18Kuya Clinton mas matalino
03:19kasi yung mga eksa mo nga
03:21laging ang bagchak, eh.
03:22Ay basta,
03:23ako ang mas matalino sa'yo.
03:25Ako ang mas matalino sa'yo.
03:27Hindi, ako ang mas matalino sa'yo, hoy.
03:29Ako ang mas matalino.
03:31Tatay!
03:32Ako ang mas matalino sa'yo.
03:33Tatay,
03:34Uncle Clinton,
03:36sa mata ng bata,
03:38pag nagpapayabangan
03:40ang dalawang matanda,
03:42ang mali nagiging tama.
03:44Mali.
03:45Malilit na ang mga bata.
03:47E, bakit di pa kayo umalis?
03:49E, kasi wala pang bawin yung mga bata.
03:51Dahil ang dalawang matanda
03:53nagbabangayan pa.
04:02Ay!
04:04Ano ba?
04:05Ha?
04:06Bakit ka pumubusin na?
04:07Hindi naman ako bingi.
04:08Ano ba problema mo?
04:10Nakilala ka ng parking dito
04:11ka pumubusibusin na.
04:13Hi!
04:15Wow!
04:16Sorry, Lisa.
04:17I just want to make a consent
04:18because
04:19you're so ganda.
04:21Pwede naman pa rin pagkilala.
04:23I'm Dino.
04:24Dino Dinero.
04:26Sorry, pero nagmamadali kasi ako.
04:28Wait, wait!
04:29Where are you going?
04:30I'll make you hatid na.
04:32Where do you want to go?
04:33Kahit sa ibang bansa hatid kita
04:35kasi I'm rich.
04:37Talaga?
04:38Hindi ako nakikipag-usap sa mga strangers.
04:41Kaya, please excuse me.
04:42Wait, I'm no stranger.
04:44Hey, come back!
04:45Come back!
04:47Grabe!
04:48Ang ganda nun ah!
04:49Bagay na bagay kami.
04:51Maganda, pogi, mayaman pa.
04:54O, e sino ba gumagawa ng book report mo nun?
04:57Hindi ba ako rin?
04:59Excuse me, wala lang ako sa mood nun.
05:02Ang totoo, talaga naman ako mas matalino sayo.
05:06Hindi, kuya Phil.
05:08Ako mas matalino sayo.
05:10I'm sorry, ako.
05:12Tapos hindi na natin ito pinag-aawain.
05:14Talaga naman ako mas matalino sayo.
05:16Excuse me po.
05:17Yes.
05:18Pwede po muka store po.
05:20Papasok na po kasi kami.
05:22Ay, oo nga pala.
05:23O, bubaba niya.
05:27O, sige mga anak.
05:28Bye po tayo, love you po.
05:30Love you too.
05:31Mag-iingat.
05:32Mag-iingat at mag-aaral lang mabuti
05:35para maging matalino tulad ni tatay.
05:38Ako.
05:39Ako, mas matalino sayo.
05:41Kuya Clayton, ako.
05:43Ako.
05:45Tatay, Uncle Clinton, tigilan niyo na kaya.
05:48Sam, bakit ka ba nakikialam siya amin?
05:51Hindi naman po, kaya lang baka mapagod na kayo.
05:54Paulit-ulit na lang po ang sinasabi niyo.
05:56Kaya ni-record ko na lang po.
05:58Eto po.
05:59Mas matalino daw sa sakin.
06:00Mas matalino ako sa kanya.
06:01Mas matalina naman talaga ako sayo.
06:03Hindi, mga kapayagnon.
06:04Ako ang mas matalino sayo.
06:06Hindi, ako talaga ang mas matalino kayo.
06:08Kuya Clayton, ako ang mas matalino kayo sayo.
06:12Ako ang mas matalino sa tatay niyo.
06:14Simple lang yan eh alam mo.
06:16Pinaganap tayo na ako ang matalino.
06:18Kung gusto niya po, lakasan ko pa.
06:21Mas matalino daw sa sakin.
06:22Mas matalino ako sa kanya.
06:23Mas matalina naman talaga ako sayo.
06:25Hindi, mga kapayagnon.
06:26Kuya Clayton, ako ang mas matalino sayo.
06:28Nakakahiya pala yung ginawa natin, ano?
06:31Oo nga.
06:32Ako ang mas matalino kayo sayo.
06:34Ikaw kasi.
06:35Ako ang mas matalino sa tatay niyo.
06:36Simple lang yan eh alam mo.
06:38Pinaganap tayo na ako ang matalino.
06:40At ikaw, hindi mas matalino ako sayo.
06:42Ako talaga, matalino talaga ako.
06:44Talaga, hindi naman.
06:45Matay mo nga.
06:49Tigilan natin to, ha?
06:53Sam, nirecord mo ba yun?
06:55Apo.
06:56Pwede bang burahin mo?
06:57Apo.
06:58Mukhang paririnig sa iba ha?
07:06Dito po.
07:26Tita Kat?
07:27Ay, Sam.
07:28Anong ginagawa mo dito?
07:31Bumili po ako ng ball pen.
07:32Ikaw, ano niyo po?
07:33Ano pong ginagawa niyo dito?
07:35Ayang trabaho niyo?
07:36Live munching?
07:37Hindi, hindi.
07:38Meron kasi akong tinataguan na laki.
07:39Ang kulit.
07:40Eh, sunod nang sunod sa akin.
07:41Saksakan ng yabang.
07:43Aisa, aisa.
07:44Ayan na siya.
07:45Dali, dali.
07:46Kunwari manikin tayo.
07:47Bilis, huwag kang kagalawa.
08:05Okay, ito mga tinda niyo dito, ha?
08:24Gusto ko yung tela, maayos.
08:29The smell!
08:35Sorry, ah.
08:36Don't be demanding.
08:37Just wait for him to settle this.
08:44Sorry.
08:45Excuse me.
08:52Hi.
08:53Come here.
08:54You.
08:55I like your display.
08:57Order 2,000 pieces of this blouse.
09:02Different colors.
09:03And the shorts.
09:05I like that.
09:06About 2,000 of those.
09:07And the slippers.
09:09And this.
09:10This uniform is nice.
09:12I like this.
09:13Order 10,000 pieces of this uniform.
09:17One set.
09:19And I'll give it to the poor.
09:21And I'll have a new school built.
09:24Go ahead.
09:25Order now.
09:26Sorry.
09:27I'm a customer here.
09:28I'm not a vendor.
09:29Customer?
09:30Customer.
09:31Boss.
09:32Let's just fix this.
09:33Let's fix this.
09:34Here.
09:35It's mine.
09:36It's yours.
09:37It's yours.
09:38It's yours.
09:39Read it.
09:40It's yours.
09:41Read it.
09:42It's yours.
09:43It's yours.
09:44It's yours.
09:45It's yours.
09:46It's yours.
09:47It's yours.
09:48It's yours.
09:49It's yours.
09:50It's yours.
09:56You know, auntie,
09:57you're right.
09:58He's so arrogant.
09:59So arrogant.
10:02Excuse me.
10:04What did you say to her?
10:05Cat?
10:07So your name is Cat?
10:09That's why you're like a cat.
10:10It's hard for you to find and catch.
10:13You know, I'm not arrogant.
10:16The truth is, I'm rich.
10:19I'm very rich.
10:21What are you doing here?
10:23Do you want to buy?
10:25Do you want me to shop for you?
10:28Do you want us to buy all of these stores?
10:31Do you want me to buy this store for you?
10:35Even this building.
10:36Wait a minute.
10:37I'll talk to the owner.
10:39Just leave it to me, Cat.
10:41Okay.
10:42Sir,
10:44I'll buy all of your stores.
10:48I'll buy all of these.
10:49And this store.
10:51How much is this?
10:52And the owner of the building,
10:53please call him.
10:54My friend here wants this.
11:04Hi, finally.
11:05It's a home sweet home.
11:06Maybe I won't be able to follow you here anymore.
11:09When you see me,
11:10don't be so sure.
11:12Because when a man is in a hurry,
11:16no matter where you hide,
11:18he will still find you.
11:20Hacks.
11:21It's like you already know.
11:22You're an expert.
11:23Yes, but you know what?
11:24He should be in that building.
11:26He should be so flattered when he sees me.
11:27I should be able to face my boyfriend.
11:30But who?
11:32Who am I going to face?
11:34There are so many crushes here, right?
11:37Just like
11:39Brother Beloy.
11:41And Brother Beloy.
11:43And there's one more.
11:44Who?
11:45Brother Beloy.
11:47You know what?
11:48You should go home now.
11:49Okay.
11:50Thank you for reminding me.
11:52Okay.
11:53Take care.
11:54Bye.
11:56Hello, Katrina.
11:57Hello.
11:58The sun is suddenly shining when you arrived.
12:01Oh, no, Beloy.
12:02You know what?
12:03My sun is broken.
12:04Oh, Katrina.
12:05Sorry, okay?
12:06If my face is broken by your sun,
12:08let me.
12:09When I get rich,
12:10I'll change this.
12:12No, no, no.
12:13Not you, Beloy.
12:14There's a guy
12:15who keeps following me.
12:17He's so arrogant.
12:18Please.
12:19What?
12:20Don't worry, Katrina.
12:21If that guy keeps following you,
12:24I'll make him fall for me.
12:25Really?
12:26For them.
12:27Us?
12:28Yes.
12:29Because it's a sin
12:31to increase
12:32and decrease
12:33your salary.
12:36We won't make him fall for us.
12:37If he falls for you,
12:38we'll make him fall for us.
12:41Are you talking about me?
12:44No.
12:45Kat?
12:46Did you follow me
12:47all the way here?
12:49No, my sun is broken.
12:53Hey.
12:55So,
12:56you're the guy
12:57who keeps following Kat.
13:00Huh?
13:01This is your chance
13:02to fall for her.
13:04You guys,
13:05make her fall for you.
13:08Oh, no.
13:09My body hurts.
13:11Who can give me a massage?
13:13I'll give you
13:14P1,000.
13:16Boss,
13:17I've been doing massage
13:18in Palawan for a long time.
13:20Do you know how to do it?
13:21No.
13:22Hey, guys.
13:24Hey, guys.
13:25If you want
13:26to square up,
13:27let's fight.
13:30Kids.
13:33If I give you P2,000,
13:35you'll fight.
13:36Do you agree?
13:37Yes.
13:38Boss,
13:39this is just a joke.
13:40Guys,
13:41you're mistaken.
13:42Those are my blood.
13:43Those are my twins.
13:45What a waste.
13:46This is just P2,000.
13:48P2,000?
13:49What's wrong, boss?
13:51This is just my twin
13:52on my mother's side.
13:55Don't hit him.
13:56Don't hit him.
13:57Don't hit him.
13:58What?
13:59Don't hit him.
14:04What a waste.
14:05We were fooled.
14:06It's scary.
14:07Yes.
14:08So,
14:09I won't waste
14:10what I gave you.
14:11So,
14:12I'll be free.
14:13Can you two
14:14fight?
14:15What?
14:16I'm watching.
14:18Boss, who are you?
14:19Why?
14:20He's my cousin.
14:21We're cousins.
14:23You're cousins?
14:24Yes, we're cousins.
14:26Sorry.
14:28I'll give you
14:29P5,000.
14:31P5,000?
14:33Give it to me.
14:35I'll just hit him.
14:42What's up, Sam?
14:44Isn't it done yet?
14:46I repaired
14:47the internal components.
14:49Uncle Clinton,
14:50the problem is
14:51my speakers
14:52were broken by thieves.
14:54Then,
14:55replace them.
14:57Uncle Clinton,
15:00I'm just a robot.
15:01Not the robot
15:02who has money to buy
15:04a new CD.
15:05I'm just a robot.
15:06I'm not a robot.
15:07I'm not a robot.
15:08I'm not a robot.
15:09I'm not a robot.
15:10I'm just a robot
15:11who has money to buy
15:12a new speaker cone.
15:14You're being nosy, Sam.
15:16I learned from you.
15:19Fine.
15:20Let's replace
15:21those speaker cones.
15:23Good.
15:25Good.
15:27You'll be
15:28my speakers.
15:30Okay.
15:31Okay.
15:32Let's find
15:33good sounds.
15:34Open.
15:36Okay.
15:41Very good.
15:42Don't move
15:43your mouth, okay?
15:45Okay.
15:51Beautiful.
16:03Wow!
16:04You sing so well, Sam.
16:06Of course.
16:07Sam, Sam.
16:08Okay.
16:09Let's do vocalizations.
16:10Okay?
16:11All good.
16:12Vocalizations?
16:13I don't have those
16:14in my program.
16:15Ah, Juan.
16:17He sings so well.
16:18But why does he sing like that?
16:20It's like
16:21a male voice.
16:23No, because
16:24I'm Sam's vocal coach.
16:26So, of course,
16:27when he sings,
16:29he learns
16:30the male voice.
16:32Is that so?
16:34You're so good, Sam.
16:36Hey, best friend.
16:37You have a visitor.
16:38Oh, no, best friend.
16:39You know what?
16:40I came here
16:41because I have
16:42a big problem.
16:43I have a stalker.
16:45And not just a stalker.
16:47A humble stalker.
16:50You don't want that?
16:52You might be able to
16:53complete that.
16:54Oh, no, best friend.
16:55No way.
16:56I don't want to be arrogant.
16:58I want to be humble.
17:00Rumble.
17:01A massive
17:02physical encounter
17:04usually resulting
17:06in major
17:07physical injuries.
17:10Wow, Sam.
17:11You're so good at English.
17:13But I didn't say rumble.
17:15I said humble.
17:17Gamble.
17:18The wager.
17:19A bet usually in cash
17:21in a game or competition.
17:25No, not gamble.
17:26Humble.
17:28Bumble.
17:29Oh, no.
17:35Clinton Lingan.
17:41What did you do to Sam?
17:48Humble.
17:49Bumble.
17:50Gamble.
17:51Bumble.
17:53You want a sample?
17:59Oh, no.
18:02This is good, Kaloy.
18:03This will last a long time.
18:05Shh.
18:06Be quiet.
18:07Beloy might hear us.
18:08He'll know we're leaving.
18:10You'll understand.
18:11Hey!
18:12Hey!
18:13Beloy!
18:14Are you going to run away?
18:15Are you going to run away?
18:17Traitors!
18:18Traitors!
18:20Insan,
18:21forgive us.
18:22Why would I forgive you?
18:24Why?
18:25Insan,
18:26we just did that
18:27to help you.
18:28Yes,
18:29to help you.
18:30Oh, is that so?
18:31Huh?
18:32After everything you've done to me,
18:33to help me?
18:34To help me?
18:35To help me?
18:36Huh?
18:37Insan,
18:38it's like this.
18:39We were given money,
18:40right?
18:42So, we have money.
18:44You haven't fed us for a long time.
18:46That's a big help to you, right?
18:47Okay.
18:48So, that means
18:49the money you were given
18:51is mine.
18:52That's how it is, Insan.
18:54Huh?
18:55No, it's not like that.
18:56What's not like that?
18:57It's mine.
18:58It's mine.
18:59It should be mine.
19:01But why?
19:02That's how it is.
19:03Go to the game show.
19:04Choose.
19:06A room
19:08or a pigsty?
19:10A room.
19:11A room, Insan.
19:12A room.
19:13That's it.
19:14Now,
19:15I forgive you
19:17for what you did.
19:19Ay, babot!
19:22Ay, babot!
19:26Look, mommy.
19:27Look.
19:28Just like the Filipinos,
19:29the Japanese look good.
19:31See?
19:32In their hair,
19:33in their clothes,
19:34in their makeup.
19:35It's not like
19:36one day,
19:37Filipinas will become Japanese.
19:39Don't worry, son.
19:40There are many Filipinos in Japan.
19:42The time will come
19:43when Japan will become Filipino.
19:45So,
19:46quit it.
19:47And,
19:48don't worry, mommy.
19:49You know,
19:50if there's snow,
19:51we'll have snow.
19:54It's really hard
19:55when there's no customer.
19:56There's no story
19:57to tell.
19:59I hope there's a customer.
20:02I hope you're a handsome customer, mommy.
20:05I hope you're rich.
20:07Okay,
20:08handsome and rich.
20:09That's it.
20:12Okay, mommy.
20:14Can I ask?
20:15Can I ask?
20:16Wow!
20:18The sky is falling.
20:20Oh, my.
20:21It's really raining.
20:23No, no.
20:24I just want to ask something.
20:25Mommy, he's handsome.
20:26Yes.
20:27He looks rich.
20:29I'm not rich.
20:30You're rich.
20:32Oh, my.
20:33You'll be happy here
20:34in our parlor.
20:35We have a lot of services here.
20:36There's manicure,
20:37pedicure,
20:38face shot,
20:39and what else?
20:40We also have
20:42body massage,
20:43chest massage,
20:45thigh massage,
20:47leg massage,
20:48and our special
20:50leg massage.
20:52Wait, wait.
20:54She said no.
20:55That's why I came here
20:57because I have a question.
20:59Is Kat here?
21:01No.
21:03And she's not here.
21:04Why are you looking for her
21:05when she's here?
21:07Why would I look for you
21:08when you're here?
21:10Why am I making fun of you?
21:11Why am I making fun of you?
21:13Honey,
21:15come back.
21:17Hey,
21:18stop it.
21:19If not,
21:20I'll buy your parlor.
21:21That's okay.
21:22That's okay.
21:24But I don't need to buy
21:25I'm yours forever.
21:28What's wrong with me?
21:29Get out of here.
21:32Mommy,
21:33he's so handsome.
21:36You already have Douglas.
21:38Let me
21:39be happy.
21:44You know what, Bes?
21:46It's better
21:47if you just
21:49entertain Dino.
21:51You said
21:54he's just air,
21:55right?
21:56What if
21:57you're not safe there?
21:59Maybe
22:00you should just
22:01prank him
22:02that you don't like
22:03arrogant people.
22:04What if
22:05he changes his attitude
22:06because of you?
22:07You're right.
22:08Right?
22:11I see a man
22:12coming.
22:14I think it's Dino.
22:16He's wearing
22:17an American black
22:18and he has
22:19a lot of marks
22:20on his left hand.
22:22That's it.
22:23That's Dino.
22:24Do you know him?
22:26No.
22:27I'm just a robot.
22:29Let's hide.
22:31Wait,
22:32I think Sam will guess.
22:34No, he won't.
22:35He's just a robot.
22:36No, he's not.
22:38He's just
22:40a kid.
22:42Let's hide here.
22:43I'll take care of you.
22:44Hide here.
22:45I'll take care of you.
22:46I'll take care of you.
22:47Okay.
22:48Sam, okay?
22:55Brad,
22:57will Kat
22:58come here
22:59to your barong-barong?
23:03Barong-barok?
23:05Barong-barong?
23:07Excuse me.
23:08Excuse me.
23:09Excuse me.
23:10I can charge you
23:11with trespassing.
23:12Hey,
23:13don't you know me?
23:14I'm an attorney.
23:16Uncle Kington,
23:17do you have a job?
23:19Shh, I have to go.
23:20Shh.
23:22I'm sorry, attorney.
23:24I'm just looking for Kat.
23:26I'm ready to give
23:27five thousand
23:28to whoever can
23:29teach me
23:31where she is.
23:34Kat?
23:39Kat?
23:40I'm looking for you.
23:41Come out, Kat.
23:43Hey, Kat!
23:47I fell asleep
23:48on the back of the sofa.
23:52Kat,
23:53I think
23:55you're trying to hide me.
23:57No, no, no.
23:59I just fell asleep
24:00here with Papa.
24:01Papa, Papa, wake up!
24:03I didn't know
24:04that I fell asleep
24:06on the back of the sofa.
24:08But now,
24:09I didn't know
24:11that…
24:13Papa?
24:14Yes, Papa.
24:16Good morning, Pa.
24:19Good morning.
24:20I'm the one who will court
24:21your daughter.
24:23Ah, no,
24:24not Papa as in father.
24:26Papa as in boyfriend.
24:28Boyfriend?
24:30Yes, boyfriend.
24:32Boyfriend?
24:36Hey, waiter.
24:38More alcohol.
24:39But, sir,
24:40the alcohol is not
24:41being fermented here.
24:42We're just asking
24:43Toto to buy some.
24:46Hey,
24:47we can't just
24:48drink all the time.
24:50Buy some alcohol, too.
24:52Here, buy some.
24:54The stores are already closed.
24:57Closed?
24:59Then, do this.
25:01Get some rocks.
25:03Then,
25:04throw the rocks
25:05at the store.
25:06Something will come out.
25:09What if I throw this?
25:14I heard that.
25:15What did he hear?
25:17What he said.
25:18He said
25:19the stores are already closed.
25:22So, do this.
25:25Get some rocks.
25:27Throw them.
25:28Something will come out.
25:30Do this.
25:32Do this.
25:41Father,
25:42is he drunk?
25:43Drunk?
25:44Oh,
25:45look at him.
25:46He's so drunk.
25:47He can't even stand up.
25:51Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:54This is not a place to drink.
25:56You're drunk, right?
25:57Get out of here.
25:58Get out!
25:59Get out!
26:00Get out!
26:01Or else, I'll beat you up.
26:08Hey!
26:09What?
26:11You're drunk?
26:13You ran away so fast.
26:16Come back here.
26:18Drunk!
26:20Where is he?
26:26Father,
26:27I thought you didn't recognize me.
26:29You're drunk.
26:35No,
26:36Beloy.
26:37When you're drunk,
26:38you should be able to speak.
26:41Like this.
26:42Huh?
26:44Honey!
26:46What is this?
26:49Alcohol is not the solution
26:51to any problem.
26:54Come on,
26:55I'll take you home.
26:57Mom!
26:59It's just for fun.
27:01Okay.
27:02Sir,
27:03Mom is right.
27:04Stop drinking.
27:06No,
27:07I won't stop.
27:09My problem is heavy.
27:12Sir,
27:13all problems
27:14can be solved by people.
27:16But your problem is heavy.
27:18Heavy?
27:20It hurts.
27:22Come on,
27:23you're heavy.
27:27Do you know Cat?
27:29Is she famous?
27:32Yes, she is.
27:33Really?
27:34Yes, she is.
27:35And I like her.
27:36Huh?
27:38But,
27:39it turns out,
27:40they're in a relationship.
27:41Huh?
27:42What?
27:43That's not allowed!
27:44That's not allowed!
27:45That's not allowed!
27:46You can't do that to me!
27:47You can't do that to me!
27:49You're right.
27:50A lot of people want to date me,
27:52but I refuse.
27:54What about you, Dad?
27:56Huh?
27:57Are you going to date Aunt Cat?
27:59Aunt Cat?
28:00Aunt Cat?
28:02That's not true.
28:03That's just acting.
28:05We're just friends.
28:06It's like a showbiz show.
28:07You know what I mean?
28:10Oh,
28:11you're famous.
28:12A lot of people want to date you,
28:13but no one notices you at school.
28:16What do you mean?
28:17When I'm passing by,
28:18do you notice them?
28:20Yes,
28:21feeling on,
28:22far from you.
28:24No.
28:26Hey,
28:27you two,
28:28stop that.
28:29Do you want your dad to admit
28:31that he's being arrogant?
28:33No, we don't.
28:34No, we don't.
28:38What if he's my best friend?
28:39How can I get him home?
28:41Cat,
28:42you really can't get home.
28:43Especially,
28:44Dino is getting drunk in the kitchen.
28:46That's right.
28:47I can alter
28:49his chemical composition
28:52and detoxify him
28:54so he'll stop getting drunk.
28:56Is this kid a genius?
28:59No, he's a robot.
29:01Robot?
29:02No, he's a robo...
29:03Robocop.
29:04Robocop.
29:05Yes, Robocop.
29:06That's his favorite movie.
29:10Really?
29:12Yes.
29:13Best friend,
29:14you know what?
29:15You can sleep here at home.
29:16Dad.
29:17No, best friend.
29:18It's too cramped here.
29:20No, no.
29:21You can sleep in my room.
29:22I'll sleep on the sofa.
29:24Douglas,
29:25no.
29:26You can't.
29:27Cat,
29:28you can sleep in my room.
29:29And you'll sleep here,
29:30on the sofa.
29:31Why?
29:32The bed is spacious.
29:34Uncle.
29:35Uncle.
29:36No, promise.
29:37We'll just sleep here.
29:38Uncle.
29:39Uncle.
29:40I'll forget about it
29:41if I see something.
29:44Uncle.
29:45Uncle.
29:46I'm a robot.
29:49I'm a robot.
29:54Best friend,
29:55come here.
29:57Dino's not here anymore.
29:58Are you sure?
29:59Yes.
30:00You can go home now.
30:02Wait.
30:03Best friend,
30:04can you bring me home?
30:05Because Dino might be there
30:07at the restaurant.
30:08I'll bring you home.
30:10And best friend,
30:11let's hold hands
30:12so that
30:13our neighbors
30:15won't ask questions.
30:16Just answer one.
30:17Let's hold hands.
30:19Do we really need to?
30:21Of course.
30:23Okay.
30:28The news is true.
30:30They're really in love.
30:33Yes, Emma.
30:34Are you happy for us?
30:36Happy?
30:38Of course.
30:42Are you crying, Emma?
30:43Yes.
30:45Just one.
30:46Because
30:47it's just a tear of joy.
30:49Okay.
30:50And
30:51anyway,
30:52I have a new love.
30:54What?
30:55Really?
30:56Yes.
30:57Who?
30:58I called him.
30:59Cupcake!
31:01Yes, Cheesecake.
31:02Yes, Cupcake, come.
31:04Hello.
31:07So,
31:08it's you guys.
31:09When was that?
31:10Last night.
31:11When was that?
31:12Last night.
31:13Actually,
31:14last night
31:15was our first night anniversary.
31:17Really?
31:18Cut.
31:19Are you guys okay?
31:20Of course,
31:21you should rest.
31:24How about you, Doggie?
31:25Aren't you affected?
31:27Of course not.
31:29Even if we kiss like this,
31:33you're not affected?
31:35Me?
31:37I'm affected?
31:38That means you're jealous, Doggie.
31:41No.
31:42No.
31:43Because
31:44you're not the only one who's jealous.
31:46Maybe there's someone eating there.
31:49You're here.
31:51You're here.
31:54You're so mean.
31:57Why did you kiss that Peroy?
32:01Mommy,
32:02I just went home.
32:04Because Doggie
32:05told him
32:07that I told him
32:08and he didn't react.
32:09That's why
32:11you shouldn't kiss anyone.
32:13You stink.
32:16I'm sorry.
32:17It's okay, Mom.
32:18I just didn't have time
32:20to do what you did.
32:21What do you mean?
32:22What do you mean, Rebecca?
32:25No one's affected.
32:27Even if there's someone
32:28who's affected in my parlor,
32:30it's no one else
32:31but me.
32:32I'm so affected
32:33that I don't know what to do.
32:35My heart is broken.
32:37Is that so?
32:39Oh, no.
32:40I can't repair it.
32:42Go ahead.
32:43Doggie!
32:44Doggie!
32:46We really don't have a parlor.
32:50What I mean is
32:51you don't have to
32:52go to the parlor
32:53on your first month anniversary.
32:55Don't worry.
32:56When I have time,
32:58I'll help you.
33:00I'll find a way.
33:01You'll work it out.
33:03Go ahead.
33:05Doggie!
33:06Go ahead.
33:07Doggie!
33:08You'll work it out.
33:09You'll work it out.
33:15Doggie!
33:17Why are you doing this to us?
33:20I'm more affected
33:22than Katrina Leigh.
33:25Doggie!
33:32Hello, my beautiful daughter.
33:35What's up, son?
33:36Have you eaten?
33:38No.
33:39I don't feel like eating.
33:44Is there a problem?
33:48No.
33:49I'm just tired from school.
33:50Okay.
33:51I'll take a rest.
33:53Excuse me.
34:06Oh, my!
34:07There are so many people here.
34:09I'll let them all go.
34:12I came from Hong Kong a while ago.
34:15What?
34:16You came from Hong Kong a while ago?
34:18Wait.
34:19How did that happen?
34:20You just left us a while ago.
34:23It's not hard for me.
34:25I have my own airplane.
34:28Oh!
34:29Oh!
34:30Oh!
34:31Oh!
34:32Oh!
34:33Oh!
34:34Oh!
34:35Oh!
34:36Oh!
34:38You're so rich.
34:40No, I'm not.
34:41I'm just very rich.
34:43Are you Totoy?
34:45Is your name Totoy?
34:47Yes.
34:48Okay, choose the one you like.
34:50One only.
34:51Huh?
34:52You too, Bayaw.
34:54This is for you.
34:55Even if it's just a few.
34:56I'll give you a lot.
34:58That's it.
35:01I'll give you all a lot.
35:02What are these, Jey?
35:05Kat, I'll give you all of these.
35:08I came from Hong Kong.
35:10Hong Kong.
35:12Really?
35:13I don't need all of these.
35:14Jey, can you give me all of these?
35:16Give me all of these.
35:17Wait.
35:18Jey.
35:19You're so stingy.
35:21What's wrong with you, Kat?
35:23If I'm going to spend all of my money,
35:26I'll spend it all on you.
35:29It's for you.
35:30No, you can't.
35:31Leave me alone.
35:33I already have a boyfriend.
35:35Kat, you're not married yet.
35:37That's why I'm still single.
35:42Why?
35:44Is he going to feed you that piece of crap?
35:49Excuse me, Dino.
35:50Dogs is not a piece of crap.
35:52That's his job.
35:54And most of all,
35:55he's not a loser like you.
35:57You're a loser.
35:58And you're still laughing.
36:01People.
36:02People of the country.
36:04People of the barangay.
36:06If you can't make it to my wedding,
36:09no one else can.
36:12That's why I'm going to buy this barangay.
36:15What?
36:16Yes.
36:17Give me all of your land and properties,
36:20and I'll buy it.
36:22Triple.
36:29I'll buy it all.
36:30I'll buy it all.
36:31So that I can go around you.
36:32No one can get in your way.
36:36What kind of person is this?
36:38Where is he throwing his stuff?
36:41Is he a criminal?
36:42A bank robber?
36:44A drug lord?
36:45A kidnapper?
36:46Or is he just one of those rich people
36:49who is always crazy?
36:52Who's crazy?
37:01Don't be too sad, best friend.
37:04Let it go.
37:05This problem will go away.
37:09Because of me, best friend,
37:11the whole neighborhood is affected,
37:13including you and your family.
37:17Don't blame yourself too much.
37:20It's not all your fault.
37:22Family,
37:24it's better
37:25if you're happy with each other.
37:29Let's make him happy
37:31and entertain him.
37:34Yes!
37:35Yes!
37:37Yes!
37:44Just like Brother Clinton.
37:47He's really happy.
37:49He has no energy.
37:51He's just like you.
37:54Why are you laughing?
37:56Why are you so happy?
37:57Do you know?
37:58I've calculated it.
37:59I've calculated it, Douglas.
38:02I'll earn a lot of money
38:04if we split up.
38:06Split up?
38:07Split up?
38:09Of course,
38:10if we split up
38:11when we sell this house.
38:14You're too weak, Brother Clinton.
38:16Dino will give us a lot of money
38:18and you'll be his friend.
38:20Douglas,
38:21we need this money.
38:23You see?
38:24Why do you need Aunt Kat's money?
38:26Here, take this.
38:41Just list it down.
38:43Ask them how much.
38:44Whatever price they want.
38:46There.
38:47What's that?
38:48Show me.
38:5010 square meters.
38:51Give me 50 million.
38:57There, okay.
38:59Let's buy all of that.
39:01And I'll build a big swimming pool.
39:05And this.
39:07This is my helipad.
39:09So when I land,
39:10I'll be on a helicopter.
39:12And this.
39:13All of that.
39:14It's a golf course.
39:15I'll make a golf course.
39:18That's why I'm rich.
39:21Okay.
39:22You,
39:23list it down.
39:24I'll pay the price.
39:26So we'll have a commission.
39:28I agree.
39:29Hey!
39:30Hey!
39:31Hey!
39:32Hey!
39:33What?
39:34What are you doing?
39:35Boss Dino said
39:36we'll fire him.
39:38Don't try to fool me.
39:40I don't want to sell.
39:41We don't have money.
39:44Catch him.
39:45Your name is on the list.
39:47I'll erase it.
39:48I'll erase it.
39:49I'll erase it.
39:51This is what we're looking for.
39:54Beloy.
39:56Why did you sign there?
39:59I'll erase it.
40:00I'll erase it.
40:02Then sign it.
40:04I'll erase it.
40:05I'll erase it.
40:08But it's okay.
40:09It won't last.
40:11Because I have to face you, Dino.
40:15I told you I'll give you a cutter.
40:17What?
40:18Do you want me to read a book?
40:23Can you please calm us down, Dino?
40:26Because it's not true that
40:27Douglas and I are boyfriends.
40:31That means
40:32I have hope in your heart, Kat.
40:33I have hope.
40:34Hey, don't get involved.
40:36We'll talk about this.
40:37And Kat will come to me.
40:40I don't think so, Dino.
40:42You don't think so?
40:44If that's the case,
40:46I'll buy your whole barangay.
40:48Go ahead.
40:49Buy it.
40:50Buy it.
40:51Buy it.
40:53Huh?
40:54Huh?
40:55Huh?
40:58That's not money.
41:01Let go of my best friend.
41:04What's not money?
41:06What do you call this?
41:09What do you call that?
41:11What do you call that?
41:12What you call that
41:15is money that you don't own.
41:17That's not money.
41:19That's not money.
41:20That's not money?
41:22When did you get that?
41:24When did you get that?
41:25When?
41:27It came from my pocket.
41:32You're so stingy, Kat.
41:34You're so stingy.
41:36You just left
41:37and went on vacation.
41:40What did you do?
41:41You broke into my house.
41:42You broke into politics.
41:44You even won.
41:46You even built
41:48airports there.
41:51You used my money
41:53and the money of their town.
41:56It's good that
41:57there are people asking about that.
42:01Don Robert,
42:03it's nothing.
42:04You know,
42:06I just don't want to put my best friend, Kat, in danger.
42:12And your niece.
42:14I'm not her niece.
42:15You're not her niece?
42:16No.
42:17No, no, no.
42:19She's just my driver.
42:22She even courted
42:24one of my sons.
42:26He's just a driver.
42:29Where's the rest of the money?
42:31Where is it?
42:32Uncle, I can't do this anymore.
42:34Where's the rest of the money?
42:37It's there, Uncle.
42:39I don't have the money.
42:40I don't have it.
42:41I don't have it.
42:43I can't do this anymore.
42:45This is nonsense.
42:48Are you still going to teach?
42:50Catch them.
43:02Hey, wait a minute.
43:05Look.
43:06They're suspicious, aren't they?
43:07Hey,
43:08that American.
43:09Catch him, too.
43:12Catch him, too.
43:13Catch him.
43:14Catch him.
43:15Catch him.
43:16Catch him.
43:17Catch him.
43:18Catch him.
43:19Catch him.
43:20Catch him.
43:21Catch him.
43:22Catch him.
43:23Catch him.
43:24Catch him.
43:25Catch him.
43:26Catch him.
43:31Best friend.
43:32Yes?
43:34Thank you so much.
43:35Don't thank me.
43:37You know I'll do everything.
43:39Just don't get disappointed.
43:41Kids,
43:42you're done praying,
43:44so we can go to sleep.
43:46Dad, why should people be humble?
43:52You know,
43:53we shouldn't be arrogant.
43:55Because being arrogant
43:57can be offensive to other people.
44:01You shouldn't be arrogant
44:03when you're rich
44:05or when you're talented.
44:09Because if you're arrogant,
44:12it's like you're telling other people
44:14that you're better,
44:15that you're richer,
44:16or that you're smarter.
44:18That's insulting.
44:22If that's the case,
44:24I shouldn't be arrogant
44:27when I'm popular in school.
44:30Right?
44:32You're right.
44:40Hi, Dad.
44:42Hey, son.
44:44Dad, I'm sorry for asking you to come.
44:47I was just thinking about myself.
44:49I didn't think about helping Ate Kyle.
44:52Come here, son.
44:57You know,
44:58it's okay.
44:59What's important is,
45:01we learn from our mistakes.
45:03Right?
45:04Yes.
45:05I love you, Dad.
45:06I love you, too.
45:08Go to sleep.
45:09Okay.
45:10Good night, Dad.
45:11Good night.
45:12Don't think about it, okay?
45:13Okay.
45:14I'll go.
45:15Okay.
45:17Hey, you two.
45:19I know what you're waiting for.
45:21Right?
45:23You're going to sing.
45:24Isn't that what you're waiting for?
45:25Yes.
45:26Okay.
45:27Okay.
45:34I'm so nervous.
45:36Baby,
45:38it's time to sleep.
45:42It's time for us
45:44to rest.
45:48In your love,
45:53you are
45:55a managili
45:58of beautiful balloons.
46:04Flowers in full bloom.
46:08Good night.
46:11Good night, kids.
46:12We love you, Dad.
46:20Good night.
46:21Good night, Dad.
46:25Good night.
46:29We're going to go home.
46:31We're going to go home.
46:33Go on.
46:41You're funny.