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00:00Tonight...
00:02This isn't the factory meeting I like!
00:05Let's calm down.
00:06I've lost my popularity and my sense of humor.
00:08Oh my.
00:09The night when macho and anti-macho meet.
00:12I've lost my muscles and I can't say anything!
00:16Ouch!
00:17Macho is better.
00:18I understand.
00:19Don't understand! Don't understand!
00:21健康ボーイズおとなしいな、ほんで。
00:24Tonight, baby.
00:26And...
00:28I can't get out of the futon because it's cold.
00:30You're lying!
00:36Why do you have three ears?
00:38What kind of joke is this?
00:40Episode 462.
00:42Bulk-up and sense down.
00:44It's already too late to inject steroids into a high-level muscle maker.
00:49Tonight.
00:50You didn't even say the theme.
00:52You didn't say, wait a minute, did you?
00:57That's right.
00:58He's a macho entertainer.
00:59He accepted it easily.
01:02I've been thinking a lot about it.
01:04My voice is loud!
01:07He's angry.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:09He's angry.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:11He's here.
01:12He's here.
01:13He's here.
01:14Let him talk.
01:16Let him talk.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19He's angry again.
01:20He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
01:23There are only 3,000 deliveries.
01:27I'm not interested.
01:29You have a claim.
01:311,000 deliveries.
01:321,000 deliveries.
01:331,000 deliveries.
01:341,000 deliveries.
01:351,000 deliveries.
01:36I don't have a claim.
01:38I've been a muscle entertainer for 30 years.
01:42I don't think Yagi is a macho entertainer.
01:45What?
01:46I've been told that Nishino is a macho entertainer.
01:53Yagi is a macho entertainer.
01:56I took off my clothes.
01:58I was told that Yagi was a macho entertainer.
02:00I said no.
02:02Yagi, can you take off your clothes?
02:06I've been a muscle entertainer for a long time.
02:09What?
02:10I've been a muscle entertainer for a long time.
02:12Why?
02:13Hey!
02:14Make a voice behind me!
02:16He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
02:20He's smaller than the entertainer behind the wall.
02:22He's a director.
02:24What?
02:25Make a voice behind me!
02:27Not now.
02:29Not now.
02:30It's in the way.
02:31It's in the way when it's in the way.
02:33This is a claim from Team Muscle to Neo健康ボーイズ.
02:38You guys are macho fraud.
02:40What?
02:41What do you mean?
02:42Macho fraud?
02:43That's what it means.
02:44In short, I'm an old macho entertainer.
02:47Stop it.
02:49Our new macho friends will become it.
02:52I think they've already retired.
02:54No, no, no, that's not true.
02:57He's dead.
02:58That's after that.
02:59It's been 30 years.
03:01I want to hear that.
03:03Yagi, what do you mean?
03:05Let's have a little more fighting.
03:07Macho work is limited.
03:09That's why.
03:10It's not a steal.
03:13I want more young people to do macho work.
03:16We're going to take that.
03:18You two.
03:19Who told you to go forward?
03:21There's a reason.
03:22There's a reason.
03:23There's a reason.
03:25I'm in, I'm in.
03:26There's a reason.
03:27This is the beginning of self-dissatisfaction.
03:29It's okay.
03:29There is.
03:30I love my job.
03:31Don't be lazy.
03:34What's this?
03:36Hey!
03:36Hey!
03:37Hey!
03:38Hey!
03:39You're strong.
03:40You're strong.
03:41You're strong.
03:42I mean, macho is not just a show off.
03:47I'm gonna talk.
03:48You're gonna do it?
03:49How much knowledge do you have?
03:51I don't have any knowledge.
03:53I'm going to give you a muscle quiz.
03:55Let's see who knows more about muscles.
03:59I'm definitely going to win.
04:00I'm definitely going to win.
04:01I'm definitely going to win.
04:02I'm definitely going to win.
04:03I'm definitely going to win.
04:04Go ahead, Yagi.
04:05What is the sport that trains the upper body called the king of training?
04:10Bench press.
04:11That's correct.
04:12That's fast.
04:14That's amazing.
04:15That's fast.
04:16When you do bench press, you put a weight on one side.
04:21It tilts your body.
04:22That's correct.
04:23You're fast.
04:24Answer the question.
04:25That's amazing.
04:26I have to answer the question.
04:27You have to answer the question.
04:28You have to answer the question.
04:30You're good at giving a quick answer.
04:31Don't answer my question.
04:32We don't have time now.
04:33Next.
04:35Where should I have answered?
04:36You have to answer the question.
04:38You have to answer the question.
04:40What is the benchpress that tilts diagonally?
04:44Incline benchpress
04:45Oh
05:15I
05:45Know
06:15What is the fastest absorption rate of protein after drinking it right after training?
06:20You answer it.
06:21You answer it?
06:22Make a mistake.
06:23Make a mistake.
06:24Water.
06:25Amino-san, correct.
06:27What is it?
06:30What is it?
06:31What is it?
06:32What is it?
06:33I can't answer this.
06:34Yagi is correct.
06:35Yagi is correct.
06:36Yagi is correct.
06:37Yagi is correct.
06:38Yagi is correct.
06:39Yagi is correct.
06:40Amino-san is correct.
06:41But it was correct.
06:42It was correct.
06:43It's 30 seconds now.
06:44Yagi is correct.
06:45Yagi is correct.
06:46Yagi is correct.
06:47Yagi is correct.
06:48Yagi is correct.
06:49You are incorrect.
06:50I'm incorrect.
06:51You say you're wrong.
06:52You say you're wrong.
06:53I'm done.
06:54Don't stop.
06:55What are you doing?
06:56Don't stop.
06:57What are you doing?
06:58You're done.
06:59Come back.
07:00Come back.
07:01It's very different.
07:02Come back.
07:03It's very different.
07:04Wait a minute.
07:05You're a guest.
07:06You're a guest.
07:07It was fruitful.
07:08It was 30 seconds.
07:09The people of the macho victim's association are here.
07:12Go ahead!
07:13You're making a mess.
07:14Nice shot!
07:15Good shot!
07:16Good shot!
07:17I can't believe it.
07:18Nice shot!
07:19Amazing!
07:20Hey, hey.
07:21You're always so loud.
07:22It's not right for a goblin to say that.
07:24You're a piece of shit!
07:25I'm not a piece of shit!
07:26You're a goblin!
07:27You're a goblin!
07:28You're a goblin!
07:29I'm not a goblin!
07:30You're a goblin!
07:31You're a goblin!
07:32Oh, no.
07:33Oh, no.
07:34Oh, no.
07:35Oh, no.
07:36Ouch!
07:37What's so painful?
07:38Oh, no.
07:39Oh, no.
07:40What was that?
07:41Oh, no.
07:42I'm adorable!
07:43That didn't feel good at all.
07:49No, you whimpered.
07:52It's funny, because you're a goblin.
07:53I'm unbearable.
07:54I'm unbearable!
08:04Oh, no.
08:05Oh, no.
08:07Oh, no.
08:08It was just too much pressure.
08:09This is the first question.
08:11To be honest, I can't stand it.
08:13What is it?
08:15All of us have a macho partner.
08:17When you become a macho,
08:19you have a tendency to laugh a lot.
08:23That's right.
08:25My partner is called Noda.
08:27In the past, he had long, thin hair.
08:31He had a sense of humor.
08:33But when he was trained,
08:35he lost his sense of humor.
08:37So even though he is good at fighting,
08:39he has a macho sense of humor.
08:41He is a macho.
08:43He is a leader.
08:51He is behind me.
08:53He is a macho.
08:57He is a macho.
09:01He is a great leader.
09:03You need to learn it.
09:05Improve yourselves.
09:07All of you need to improve yourselves.
09:09Noah was popular at the show.
09:11And the audience waited for him.
09:13But now there are no audience.
09:15You are so scary.
09:17He is not popular anymore.
09:19He is the best.
09:21What?
09:23He won the most popular vote in Omiya.
09:25And he is the best.
09:27What?
09:29What is he?
09:31I'm trying to lower my voice to liven up this conversation, but it's like a real theater reunion.
09:36That's what I'm talking about!
09:38That's what I'm talking about!
09:40He has 3,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel!
09:44That's not true!
09:46Murakami-san has always been like that.
09:50He hasn't changed!
09:51Noda-san has always been like that.
09:55Noda-san was doing a recital the other day.
09:59There were a lot of comments asking him to return the money.
10:04The more muscles you have, the less sense you have.
10:07Who said that?
10:09The victims are very complicated.
10:14It's up to you to make a claim.
10:16Nishino-kun is very confident, but he hasn't spoken much.
10:21I've been watching you, but you're just confident.
10:25He hasn't noticed the audience.
10:31Nishino-san is good.
10:33He hasn't spoken much since the show.
10:36What's wrong with that?
10:39He's in his prime.
10:42When he's in his prime, he can't think straight.
10:45What's wrong with that?
10:48What's wrong with that?
10:52Even if he's in his prime, he'll notice in 7 seconds.
10:56He can't think straight.
10:59He's in his prime.
11:02He hasn't spoken much.
11:05It's almost like a pillow talk.
11:08He's in his prime.
11:10He's in trouble.
11:12It's better to be in his prime.
11:15Shogo has been working hard for a month.
11:20Nishino-kun hasn't spoken much.
11:23He's in his prime.
11:26He's in his prime.
11:29He's in his prime.
11:32He's in his prime.
11:35He's in his prime.
11:38He looks like a girl in a theater.
11:42It's better to be a man in his prime.
11:50He focused too much on muscles.
11:55Muscle members have already given up.
12:00Come on come on come on.
12:05That was a big one!
12:07That was a good one!
12:08Hey!
12:09Hey, Nadar!
12:10What is it?
12:11We're having a solo concert,
12:13and it's our solo concert,
12:15but instead of Nadar,
12:17the guest, Mr. Bike Kawasaki,
12:19came up with more ideas.
12:20We haven't talked about the episode 10 years ago,
12:22and you have nothing to say?
12:2410 years ago?
12:2510 years ago?
12:2610 years ago?
12:27If we hadn't talked about it,
12:28we would have listened to it
12:29and wouldn't have talked about it!
12:3110 years ago?
12:3210 years ago?
12:34I don't care!
12:35I don't care!
12:36I don't care!
12:37Let's have the concert!
12:38Let's have it!
12:39Let's have the concert!
12:40Go!
12:41Let's have it!
12:42Let's say the latest news.
12:44Let's say the latest news.
12:46You came out of a magarine theater's girl's toilet.
12:49What?
12:50What did you say?
12:51You came out of a magarine theater's girl's toilet.
12:53Girl's toilet?
12:55They did that 7 years ago.
12:58That's not true!
12:59They really didn't.
13:00What's wrong with a girl's toilet?
13:02You can't do it in front of everyone.
13:07We have a deal.
13:08There is only one toilet roll on the table.
13:11You scared me.
13:14Ouch!
13:16I don't want to hear it.
13:17It's painful!
13:19Come on!
13:21I prefer the macho one.
13:23I understand.
13:25You don't understand?
13:27He's being asked to explain.
13:29Don't attack me.
13:32Nothing.
13:40Get down.
13:44You got it.
13:50At the Fuji TV dressing room,
13:53you managed toCHOCK aAat
13:55you made the wall full of chOCK.
13:57Hey, I saw that
14:04But they won't come on a shunned hysteria
14:07Well, you don't tell us about it. Yeah, I know which I was a speed. I beat it. Oh, yeah
14:15Oh, it's gone. Oh, yeah, it's gone
14:17You tell me
14:20Come on
14:21She walked to the work site with her hands in her hands.
14:26Really?
14:27Really!
14:30That's too much.
14:31Why? It's fine as long as we hold hands.
14:34That's right.
14:36It's fine as long as we hold hands.
14:38You didn't go to the site, did you?
14:39I didn't go to the site. I went to the location.
14:41Oh, good.
14:43Go, go!
14:44Go!
14:44Go, go, go!
14:45Go!
14:46He was trying to come.
14:47He was trying to come.
14:48He was trying to come.
14:50He was totally here.
14:51But he was in the back.
14:53He was in the back.
14:55He was upset.
14:56Look, he can't turn.
14:58He was only screaming and making mistakes.
15:00He was great.
15:01He's really good.
15:04He's really good.
15:09He's big.
15:11He's not thin.
15:12He's not thin.
15:13He's not thin.
15:14He's not thin.
15:15He's big.
15:16Yes.
15:17Yes!
15:19Yes!
15:23I'm not a big guy, but I'm saying this.
15:26Mr. Sanma, I'm saying this.
15:29Nothing comes out.
15:31I have no choice but to do this.
15:36Mr. Sanma.
15:37We don't want to be involved.
15:40We don't want to be involved with them.
15:42Happy, happy, happy.
15:43Yes!
15:45It's a great fight.
15:48It was a great fight.
15:50It was really fun.
15:52The healthy boys are really quiet.
15:56He's not in the ring.
15:58He's been out for a long time.
16:00He's not in the ring.
16:02He's a coward.
16:04He's sleepy.
16:06He's sleepy?
16:08I'm training early in the morning.
16:10I'm sleepy.
16:12You're not supposed to be on TV.
16:15You're not supposed to be on TV.
16:17I'm training early in the morning.
16:19Are you finished with your claims?
16:21No, I'm not.
16:23He's not in the ring?
16:25I'm not in the ring, but I'm a little weak.
16:27No, I'm not in the ring.
16:29You're always weak.
16:31You're always weak.
16:33You're always weak.
16:35You're always weak.
16:37Noda and Shogo have stable Tsukkomi.
16:39Noda and Shogo have stable Tsukkomi.
16:41The partner is Tsukumi, but he is Bokken.
16:46He is like Nishi's ass.
16:48He can't say a word.
16:50So he is Bokken.
16:54We have a Tsukumi as well.
16:57He is also Bokken.
16:58He is the axis.
17:00Why do you put him as an axis?
17:02He is good.
17:04You might lose.
17:07Stop joking around!
17:09Are you joking?
17:10I'm joking, you don't have to.
17:12Fine, I will stop.
17:18Lately I feel so cold that I can't move out of bed.
17:21You're a liar!
17:22Liar.
17:25He said he can't move.
17:27He said he can't move.
17:29You can't move?
17:30That's why you're here.
17:32Here.
17:34That's fine.
17:36You can get out of bed, but first, you have to take off your futon.
17:41Don't lie to me!
17:42I'm not lying.
17:44You take off your futon, put a pillow on it, and then you put a futon on it.
17:49That's normal.
17:50You're just throwing it.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52You're crazy.
17:53You're crazy, aren't you?
17:54And then...
17:55What are you doing?
17:56And then you sleep on the floor.
17:59There's no point in taking off your futon.
18:00Why did you take off your futon?
18:02It's cold.
18:03It's cold? It's winter.
18:05Go ahead.
18:06Go ahead.
18:07Go ahead.
18:08Go ahead.
18:09Go ahead.
18:10Go ahead.
18:11That's too big.
18:22Why is it big and fast?
18:24Yeah, it's a bullet train, but it's fast.
18:26Why is it so big and short?
18:29Go ahead.
18:31Go ahead.
18:32It's on the mountain side.
18:34You have to put your forehead on it.
18:37Don't stay in the middle.
18:38What is that?
18:38That's really bad.
18:40It's really bad.
18:41It's strange to eat a sandwich like that.
18:45What was that?!
18:46That's very strange!
18:48Go away!
18:50What kind of joke is that?
18:51He's gone on and on and on.
18:52Why do I have three ears?!
18:55What kind of joke is that?!
18:57What does this mean?!
18:58What is this?!
19:00He's a newbie.
19:01I decided to stay there.
19:05Why is your foot 15 cm?
19:08It's too short.
19:10It's too short.
19:12You've never done it before.
19:14I'm not good at it.
19:16I'm not good at it.
19:18I'm not good at it.
19:20It was close.
19:22It was good.
19:24Why did you clap?
19:25If I could do it again, I could do it.
19:27Can you do it now?
19:29Future Tsukkomi.
19:31Future Tsukkomi is good.
19:33I'm glad I could see you two fighting.
19:36I thought Nadal was weaker.
19:38He was weak.
19:40He was too weak.
19:42I didn't get anything.
19:44I didn't know anything.
19:46I was just moving my mouth.
19:48I'm glad you got it.
19:50Nadal was completely eaten.
19:52He was eaten.
19:54Use strong words.
19:57Did you bump into an ambulance there?
20:01Future Tsukkomi?
20:03Don't turn the clock.
20:05Why are there two cameramen?
20:10What kind of joke is that?
20:15If you draw a white line, run.
20:18Let's go.
20:20Is it over?
20:22Is it over?
20:24Heiten Gara Gara.
20:26I realized that there was nothing more.
20:29I was saved by the time and space MC.
20:31I will finish it tonight.
20:34Finally, Reiwa Macho will show their strength.
20:39Genji.
20:41Muscle Kobanashi Heiten Gara Gara.
20:43Muscle Kobanashi?
20:45It's the season of graduation.
20:49I'm going to graduate today.
20:50I'm lonely.
20:52Students, drink this and cheer up.
20:55It's protein, right?
20:58Why do you recommend it to me?
21:00Graduation ceremony and protein are both effective.
21:10Finally, Heiten Gara Gara.
21:14Let's go.
21:16Muscle Fuji TV.
21:20Are you ready?
21:22Let's go.
21:24Please.
21:26Four people?
21:28This is amazing.
21:30Let's go.
21:31Heiten Gara Gara.
21:35I want to make this Fuji TV stronger.
21:38Let's go.
21:40Let's go.
21:42Let's go.
21:46Let's go.
21:48Let's go.
21:52Muscle Fuji TV.
21:54It's the opposite.
21:57This is the correct answer.
21:59Muscle Fuji TV is also a sphere.
22:03You don't have to write it.
22:05Don't tell me while I'm doing it.
22:08I'm doing it.
22:10It's a sphere.
22:12Is that Fuji TV?
22:14It's Fuji TV.
22:17What if you think it's Fuji TV?
22:19What if you think it's Fuji TV?
22:21What if you think it's Fuji TV?
22:23What if you think it's Fuji TV?
22:26Who are you?
22:28I'm Roberto Carlos.
22:30Both of you are wrong.
22:33Who are you?
22:34I'm the worst man in the world.
22:36Who is the worst man in the world?
22:38Don't say that.
22:40Don't say that.
22:42I'm good.
22:44I'm used to it.
22:46Is your future okay?
22:48Is this your first time?
22:50Have you done it before?
22:52I've never done it.
22:54I don't know who is it.
22:56It's a closed store.
22:58Who is here?
23:00I don't know.
23:02I don't know.
23:04I don't know.
23:06I don't know.
23:08I don't know.
23:10I don't know.
23:12I don't know.
23:14I don't know.
23:16I don't know.
23:18Who is he?
23:23I'll diagnose you.
23:25If someone has myasthenia,
23:28he will faint.
23:30Who is he?
23:34If someone has myasthenia,
23:36he will faint.
23:38He's less muscular now!
23:40He's a World Champion!
23:46How much weight do you have now?
23:48I'm not at 100 pounds now.
23:50That's like Japan's Olympic record of 100 pounds.
23:56But I also lost my hip joints so I can't eat telly food well.
23:59Losing that side?
24:04But everyday life goes by fast!
24:08It's been cold lately, so you can't get out of the futon, right?
24:10You're lying!
24:11I'm not lying.
24:12Minowashi Aishin is a T-Bird and a F-O-D.
24:15Who is the worst man?
24:19And with that, it's time to end the show!
24:24It was just like the script.
24:25No, it wasn't!
24:26I watched the script, but there was nothing like that.
24:28It was all according to the script.
24:30No, it wasn't.
24:31I said everything I wanted to say.
24:32Nishino wasn't good either.
24:33I didn't say anything.
24:34Nishino wasn't good either.
24:35I didn't say anything.
24:36Shoko and Nishino weren't good.
24:37Not good?
24:39He's on a diet.
24:41Nishino wasn't on a diet.
24:43Maybe he's trying to make fun of him.
24:44No, I'm not!
24:45He's got a great body, but he's not good at fighting.
24:48Shoko hasn't been good at all.
24:50He's not energetic.
24:51Yes, he's not energetic.
24:52He's not energetic when he's on set.
24:54Please keep your voice on.
24:56I was eaten by a Reblover head.
24:57I kept my voice on.
24:59I wasn't eaten.
24:59I was.
25:00I didn't keep my voice on.
25:01I was.
25:02Then keep it on.
25:03I was!
25:04Keep it on more!
25:05I was!
25:06Wah!
25:07That's too much.
25:08I'm in there.
25:09Shut up.
25:10He's a champion or something.
25:12That's Dumball.
25:14He's a champion or something.
25:16He can do the muscle training.
25:19That's what happens.
25:21Is he a kid next door to you?
25:23That's not how you do it.