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01:00Like lightning, he shines everything
01:03Especially if the girl is cute
01:07Nicky Larson doesn't fear anyone
01:31He's so cute, just like you
01:34Don't tell me that Mammoth agrees to take him
01:37We don't know yet, we're waiting for his return with impatience
01:41I hope he'll want to keep him
01:44I wonder how we can have the heart to abandon such an animal
01:48But how will Mammoth react when he takes him?
01:50I don't know, we'll see when he comes back with the commission
01:54Because he went to do the commission?
01:56I don't believe it
02:00Oh!
02:07How nice it must be to have a man who does the shopping every day
02:10I tried with Nicky but he refuses absolutely
02:14Where are you going?
02:17Hello Mammoth!
02:30No!
02:48What? You want to keep him?
02:50Oh, I'd love to, yes, he's really cute
02:52No, please don't do that
02:54Don't tell me you're afraid of such a small animal
02:57No, it's not fear, it's blasphemy, it's uncontrollable
03:00I can't stand the presence of such a small cat
03:02Don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
03:04A man like you who's risked his life a thousand times all over the world
03:08can't be afraid of a tiny kitten, that's ridiculous
03:10It may be ridiculous but it's blasphemy and I can't stand cats
03:15I'd understand if you were a mouse at least
03:19No, no, no, go away, don't come any closer
03:28Honestly, he's gone too far
03:30Did you argue?
03:31Yes, he slammed the door and said it was either him or the cat
03:38It's incredible, I've never had such luck
03:40He's breaking his own record
03:42He's extraordinary, that guy who shot Don Vincent
03:45He knows perfectly well that it would make me happy to keep this little cat
03:48so he could at least make a little effort for me
03:50Oh, but you have to understand, he may really be ashamed, he was really allergic
03:54Well, all he has to do is get himself treated
03:56Allergies heal very well
03:57That's true
03:58When I was young, I was allergic to women
04:00Fortunately, that's no longer the case now
04:02You must have noticed
04:04Today I feel so attracted to her
04:07If you're angry with my mouse, you can feel it with me, you know
04:12Well done, my dear, well done, he deserved it, it'll calm him down
04:15You'll have to excuse me but I can't accept your invitation
04:18I've already got an appointment with someone if you want to know everything
04:20What are you saying?
04:22It's with a man, I bet you
04:24Yes, of course, it's with a man
04:26And on top of that, he's very, very handsome
04:28Did you hear that?
04:30She's telling us straight away that she's got an appointment with a man
04:32Never, never would I have thought that of her
04:34That's surprising
04:35It's true that a pretty girl like her has no difficulty in being liked
04:38but it's rather annoying
04:40Why is she going to look elsewhere when I'm here and I'm always available?
04:43Oh no, I've got to go and see that
04:47Ouch!
04:48What are you doing? No, stop!
04:50This whole thing is going to get even more complicated if you get involved
04:53but since it worries me too, I'm going to go and see her
04:57I wonder how long these arrows are going to keep me here
05:08I didn't want to believe this appointment thing but it's true
05:12I've never met a woman as beautiful as you
05:14All these flowers are dull and sad in front of your great beauty
05:18It's always nice to hear compliments like that
05:21but we should talk about this proposal you wanted to see me for
05:24We'd lose less time
05:26Oh yes, of course
05:28But before I make this proposal to you, I have to introduce you to my mother
05:31and in fact, it will depend on her
05:33Huh?
05:34Yes, you see, if you accept what I propose to you
05:37there will inevitably be a lot of family unification
05:39and that's why, first of all, I have to take you to my house to introduce you to my mother
05:44So if you don't mind, I'll take you to her
05:47Right away?
05:48Yes
05:55And on top of everything else, he doesn't look very poor
05:57It's going to be more complicated
06:03Look, it's Laura
06:14Why are you all hitting me on the head?
06:17There's not a lot of space behind the bar
06:19If we move, you'll have to stay in the kitchen
06:21Never!
06:22I see that Nicky has jumped on the occasion
06:24Oh, you know me
06:25When I found out that Mammoot was gone, I thought my duty was to protect you and Mimi
06:29Protect us from who?
06:31From what can happen to women on their own
06:33Can you explain to me what you're doing here?
06:35He's harassing me
06:36I just came to give you a little help
06:38I've locked the cat in the shed, he's not coming
06:40I was told you'd never come back
06:42I'm at home here and I do what I want
06:45Where's Mimi?
06:46She's gone to see a man
06:47What?
06:50Tell me, you don't seem to appreciate it
06:52If it's a joke, I'll never forgive you
06:54No, it's nothing, she had an appointment with a man, that's all
06:57It's a lie, I don't believe a word you're saying
06:59It's a shame because she said it herself
07:01What?
07:03Oh a cat!
07:04Oh no, I'm allergic, I'm allergic, go away!
07:07That's not true, there's no cat
07:09Nicky's still talking nonsense
07:12Wait, wait!
07:13Help!
07:19Who's that?
07:20I saw Mimi, yes, yes, I saw Mimi
07:23She was...oh, you're all here
07:25So what happened?
07:27Hurry up and tell us
07:28Oh but it's embarrassing, it could be misinterpreted
07:41Sorry to have kept you waiting
07:43Here she is, Mother
07:45I'm Jean-Loup's mother
07:46Let me tell you first of all that I've had an in-depth investigation done on you, my dear child
07:51Oh, and why is that?
07:53I can't let my son marry just anyone
07:56You'll have to break up with the man who's currently sharing your life
07:59if you agree to marry him
08:01But what are you talking about?
08:03I'm talking about your next marriage with my Jean-Loup, of course
08:06What?
08:07Yes, my dear, he's coming to me to ask for your hand
08:10Oh, but I don't want to marry you at all, we hardly know each other
08:13You'll learn to know me when we're married
08:15You'll have time for that since you won't have to work anymore
08:18But that's completely grotesque, how could you think that I'd agree?
08:21Of course you'd agree
08:23From the moment Jean-Loup told me that he'd like to marry you
08:26I took care of the details of your future
08:28Mimi, you deserve much better than your current life with this kind of brute
08:32and I want to tell you that with me, you'll know all the possible happiness
08:36Don't touch me!
08:37Mum!
08:38Oh, my poor darling
08:39How dare you hit such a delicate and sensitive being?
08:41It's alright, my darling
08:46That's enough, I'm leaving
08:53Mimi, to my great regret
08:55I see that your behaviour is not the one I was expecting
08:58and we'll have to educate you before you're introduced to our big family
09:01You obviously can't leave our house for the moment
09:05If you intend to try and escape
09:07I'm warning you that this property is well protected
09:09and particularly by electrified barbed wire
09:12I don't want my son's future wife to burn her wings
09:18What? She left with him?
09:20Yes, he took her home in a superb car driven by a chauffeur
09:23I'd like to know what you think about that
09:25but I think a woman would rather share her life with a rich man
09:28than work behind a bar
09:33Hello, yes, who are you?
09:35Just a minute!
09:37It's a woman who wants to speak to you, Mammouth
09:42Hello, yes, yes
09:44Don't ever try to see Mimi again
09:46I'm sending you a blank cheque
09:48You can write as much as you like
09:50Let's say it'll be my little consolation gift
09:52First of all, I want to know if Mimi's going to have a good life
09:56Oh, leave me alone, don't worry
09:58She'll be part of the Saforta family
10:00I think you've heard of us
10:02Mimi will be rich and powerful
10:04Goodbye!
10:07The Saforta family, yes, I understand better
10:09Not me
10:10Mimi's going to marry the Saforta son who'll inherit the family's money
10:14They say she owes that money to her relations with the family
10:16No one's ever known the truth
10:18But Mammouth, you can't let her do that
10:22If Mimi's decided to leave me to marry someone else, I'm in
10:25It's completely stupid
10:27When you're really in love with a woman, you don't let her go just like that
10:34Mimi deserves to make an effort for herself
10:36It's very easy to bow down
10:38A man in love doesn't lower his arms like that!
10:41But is he in love?
11:04It's better for her
11:06If she marries the Saforta son, she'll have a happy and carefree life
11:11All I can offer her is a sordid life with no future plans
11:14because I can be killed at any time by anyone
11:17I knew we'd find you here
11:19What?
11:21As soon as you've got a little problem, you come and take refuge here
11:24But I think you're wrong
11:25It's not by running away and pushing him away that you can solve a problem
11:28You can keep your thoughts to yourself and don't talk to me about Mimi, understand?
11:32Don't worry, it won't be long. I've come to tell you what's going to happen next
11:36Yes, as you've noticed many times, pretty women don't last very long
11:41So I'm going to go and get Mimi
11:43No, you're crazy
11:44No, not at all
11:45I'm not going to let her ruin her life with a billionaire's son
11:50You've got a pair of spare glasses, that's better for you
11:53But on the other hand, you don't have a spare Mimi
11:55No
11:56I see her in this big unknown house, bored to death
11:59hoping that a beautiful sigh will deliver her
12:01She'll throw herself into my arms and kiss me when she sees me suddenly appear in front of her
12:06Ah, that's it, the pleasure calls
12:08No, no, no, wait!
12:10You're risking ruining her future
12:12Stop! Don't shoot!
12:13Laura, don't be a fool, I can't let her do that, do you understand?
12:17In general, you're right and I'm listening to you, but not this time
12:19But why?
12:20Simply because you don't know anything about women
12:22Otherwise, you wouldn't have given up on Mimi
12:24You should know that she wouldn't leave you like that for another man
12:27She never said that, but I know that she's crazy about you
12:30And every time you try something new, you give up
12:32I must say that you disappoint me a lot, Mammoot
12:35She's not a kid anymore and she knows what she's doing
12:37If she stays there, it's because she likes it
12:39How can a man think that the woman he loves is as stupid as that?
12:42And in my opinion, if Mimi is still in this house, it's because she wants to test you, Mammoot
12:47A woman always needs to be shown that she's loved
12:49That's what I miss
12:52But let's talk about Mimi instead
12:54Mimi, I think the first thing to do is to go and see her to see if she's happy or not
12:59No?
13:00No
13:04If they think I'm going to stay, they're completely crazy
13:08Anyway, it's a dream opportunity to see if Mammoot really cares about me
13:12and if he comes to get me
13:14Oh, that's not very good of me
13:24I hope this modest house is to your liking
13:26It was specially designed and furnished so that you can be comfortable
13:30The furniture is what's best right now
13:35The pantry contains a few gunnies, a few dresses, bags
13:39You won't miss anything, everything was planned
13:42Oh, sorry, I really didn't mean to
13:45All this to remind you once again that with me, you won't miss anything
13:49and that you will live in a paradise
13:52I was hoping you wouldn't think of that brute who was sharing your life
13:55I've got a picture here that should interest you
13:59Let me see
14:00Yes, it's a very recent picture and as you can see with your own eyes
14:03your departure doesn't seem to affect him much
14:05He's quickly consoled himself
14:07It's disgusting
14:08No, it's life, my dear Mimi, we often make up false ideas about others
14:11but reality quickly puts things in place
14:13But let's not talk about others and let's think about us first
14:16Come into my arms
14:18I've had enough of all this, I can't stand men anymore
14:21I've had enough of laughing, I'm leaving
14:23No, it's impossible, this door is locked, its opening has been programmed
14:26It will only open at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning
14:29You're joking
14:32We'll be together all night, don't defend yourself
14:37I'm warning you, if you make the grave mistake of putting your hand on me
14:40I'll crush you
14:41Mum, help! It's a brute, she wants to make me candy
14:44Things don't go as easily as I'd hoped
14:47It's going to take some time
14:48Be brave, don't give up, my boy
14:50Keep going, your mum's here if this girl ever makes you candy
14:56This property is better kept than the national bank
14:59But nothing will stop the biggest seducer we've known for a long time
15:06What's that?
15:09Watch out, Philibert's triggering the defense system
15:11Yes, Herve
15:12I think you look stupid up there
15:14That's clever, I wanted to get in there without drawing attention
15:17So bravo, now it's a fail
15:19You know your discretion has never been my method
15:22I'd like to know what you're doing here
15:25The sweet and tender Laura told me I had to come and see with my own eyes
15:29if Mimi was happy or not, so here I am
15:31You're talking instead of saying you're scared to death
15:34to the idea that I'm stalking Mimi, I know you well
15:42You'd better not stick your bazooka in my face
15:45You'd better thank me instead of whining
15:47but next time, I'll have you killed by this laser gun
15:51I suppose these visitors are Mimi's friends
15:53They'll make things easier for us
15:55After they're gone, Mimi won't have anyone left in the world
15:57Let me know when they're all dead
15:59Yes, my lady
16:00Wait a minute, Mammoth!
16:03I'm not going to thank you this time
16:05Oh, because you want more thanks?
16:07Wait, you're going to get some
16:09Come on, hurry up
16:12There's no time to lose
16:14Don't you have a more discreet weapon?
16:16As you wish, I have everything I need
16:18At least we're on equal terms
16:20But I'll always be more right-handed than you
16:28I hope Lady Labyrinth has a warranty for the defense system
16:31I wonder if the warranty covers this kind of disaster
16:43You took so long to kill them
16:45Hurry up with your report
16:47They might disappoint you
16:49What?
16:50If you want a clear and precise summary, it's easy
16:52You just have to go through the defense system again
16:54What a thief!
16:55If you only knew how much I had to pay for the installation of this defense system
16:59But I don't understand
17:00My bodyguards let you through?
17:02Because we asked them politely
17:06That's it, I've decided
17:08I'm going to change jobs
17:10I'm going to try and be an actor
17:12Tell me, old woman, do you know where Mimi is?
17:15Don't call me old woman! I'm only 35!
17:18Oh, forget it
17:19Listen to me, old fool, tell me where Mimi is right now
17:22Otherwise, believe me, it's not going to end well
17:24Oh, you should have told me right away that you were in a hurry
17:27She's in her room with my Jean-Loup
17:29Yes, in the room next door to mine
17:31Mimi!
17:32Yes, yes, it's me
17:33I'm coming!
17:34Do you want to think before me?
17:36Yes, yes, if I get there first, she'll throw herself into my arms
17:39and then...no, no, not alone
17:41No
17:45Something tells me she lied
17:53Oh no, it's crazy to see so many girls everywhere
17:55I must be dreaming, it's not possible, I really didn't expect this
17:58No, believe me Mimi, forget this mammoth, it's not worth it
18:02I'll make you forget it, you'll see
18:08But what's he doing?
18:09It's up to you, those beautiful round ears and those beautiful eyes
18:13There's really nothing to buy
18:16Look, Mimi, look, my dear, this is the true nature of this man
18:20And you refuse my son because of him?
18:22Yes, Mother is perfectly right
18:24He's just a drunk alcoholic who only thinks about his own pleasure
18:27He makes fun of you, but believe me, with me, you won't be disappointed
18:30Oh, I'm warning you, mammoth, if you ever behave like Nicky, I'll never forgive you
18:40I'm right here, mammoth, look at me
18:42Oh, don't get tired, he can't see you, he can't hear you
18:45This ice cream is at the ball test
18:47You can hit it, he won't hear anything at all
19:01But he's crazy!
19:02Yes, as you say, he wants to break an ice cream that resists bullets
19:09It's breaking!
19:15Don't touch me, or I'll tell my mother
19:22Mammoth!
19:23Yes, it's me
19:26What were you doing? You took forever to get here
19:28I bet you took advantage of it to have fun
19:30Oh, forgive me
19:32Oh, but I saw how you hit that ice cream to join me
19:35So I must admit, I don't blame you
19:37I love you, mammoth
19:41You've got no shame, my dear
19:43No, Cherubin's got no shame
19:46Get out of my house right now, you scoundrel!
19:49Mum, Mimi rejected me
19:51Oh, don't cry, my boy, I'll find you another much prettier woman
19:54Let me do it, I'll find you the prettiest actress in the world
19:57Or Miss Universe if you like
19:58In the meantime, the girls next door will comfort you
20:00But the other one is still here
20:02Come on, let's have a laugh in there
20:04Come on girls, come on!
20:06It's a joy to be here!
20:08Come on, let's have a laugh, let's have a laugh!
20:11Oh yes, so Mammoth won't be able to stand the cat anymore
20:14No, now he'll stay at my place
20:16That way, he won't have any more allergies
20:18Oh yes, but it's incredible to think that such a strong man is afraid of such a small animal
20:23No, he's not afraid of me
20:25He's my friend, I'm the one who's planning to hurt him, it's not the same
20:29Still no news from Nicky by the way
20:31It's strange but he still hasn't come back from over there
20:33Oh yes, yes, that's strange
20:35I wonder where he is
20:36Oh but it's true, we left before him if I remember correctly
20:39Oh yes, yes
20:41I bet he's still hanging around in the bars
20:44Please, are you Miss Laura?
20:46Would you like to come with us? You'd be very kind
20:48Yes
20:49Then come
20:50All this?
20:51You'll give me all this money?
20:53Yes, take it all, but please, go on, ask me anything you want
20:57Can I ask for anything I want? Is that true?
20:59Okay, what I want is to stay here and have fun
21:03Oh no, that's not possible
21:04Come on girls, you heard him, let's have fun!
21:10No, please, no, no, no, don't drive me away, don't drive me away
21:12Let me have fun, let me have fun please
21:14You think I'm having fun? Then let's go home!
21:21To be continued...
21:51A spark of fire that quivers
21:54Justice calls for unity
21:57In the heat of the night
22:01Evil is always punished
22:05No danger oppresses him
22:08Hard blows affect him
22:12And justice patients him
22:15Nicky Larson fears no one
22:19When sparks of fire quiver
22:22Like a lightning bolt they light everything
22:26Especially if the girl is cute
22:29Nicky Larson fears no one