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00:00Mr. Wonderful, that's you, now.
00:08Ah, you're a handsome devil, Harry Boyle.
00:11I couldn't agree more. I think tonight calls for a new hairstyle.
00:15Oh, you're too much, Harry.
00:17Remember, she's only human.
00:19Yeah, you're right. I'll save it for our silver anniversary.
00:30I love my mom and dad and my brothers, too.
00:33And the groovy way we get along.
00:37Dad should turn his slightest little fingers wrong.
00:40Mom starts to sing this familiar song.
00:43Wait till your father gets...
00:45Until your father gets...
00:46Wait till your father gets home.
00:49Dad's not so bad and he seldom gets mad.
00:52And we aren't about to desert him.
00:55Kids, too, they like to have their own way.
00:58And what daddy doesn't know won't hurt him.
01:01I think my mom's just swell.
01:03But she starts to yell.
01:05Every time we have a brawl.
01:07Just wait till your father gets...
01:10Until your father gets...
01:11Wait till your father gets home.
01:13See what I mean?
01:14Wait till your father gets home.
01:16We know.
01:20Hey!
01:23We were just leaving.
01:25Sorry, you were expired.
01:27What's this?
01:28That's what happens when you give a woman a man's job.
01:31They get drunk with power.
01:34The women are taking over the country, Harry.
01:36I get a chill when I think that someday our president may be wearing pantyhose.
01:42Women in pants, guys with long hair.
01:45It's all a commie plot.
01:47The Kremlin is engineering the whole thing.
01:49The Kremlin?
01:50Don't you see?
01:51They're trying to reverse the sexes.
01:53The women take all the jobs.
01:54The men go to beauty parlors.
01:55And while we're all sitting under the dryers, the Roskies attack.
01:59We can always counterattack with hairspray.
02:02Don't laugh, Harry.
02:03Don't laugh.
02:04I'm not laughing.
02:05I'm not laughing.
02:06I'm not laughing.
02:07I'm not laughing.
02:08I'm not laughing.
02:09I'm not laughing.
02:10I'm not laughing.
02:11I'm not laughing.
02:12I'm not laughing.
02:13Don't laugh.
02:14You're going to wake up one morning wearing a baby doll nightie and go to work in a cross your heart girdle.
02:19Your system is in jeopardy.
02:21Your brain is in jeopardy.
02:23A lot of women are still happy to be just plain old mothers and housewives.
02:27Like my Irma.
02:30What do you think of the new woman, Mama?
02:32Oh, I'd better get dinner ready.
02:34Papa will be home soon.
02:35There you go.
02:36The subjugated woman.
02:38Don't you yearn to throw up the shackles of this prison?
02:41I can't.
02:42I'm married to the warden.
02:44Irma, I'm home.
02:45Is dinner ready?
02:46I'm just starting it, dear.
02:48Just starting?
02:49You know this is my bowling night.
02:51I have to be out of here by seven.
02:53I'll hurry it up.
02:54Hi, Pop.
02:55Talk to you later.
02:56I have to feed Julius.
02:57Beautiful.
02:58The dog eats on time.
02:59I have to wait.
03:00And he isn't even going bowling.
03:02Forgive the breadwinner for complaining, but is it too much to ask for dinner to be ready on time and a couple of buttons sewed?
03:07Well, I'm...
03:08Mother, don't apologize to him.
03:10All he's doing is keeping you chained here.
03:13I feel sorry for her, the prisoner of Zenda, in a newly remodeled $5,000 all-electric dungeon.
03:19A hundred a week to manage, a car, charge accounts for every department store in town.
03:24Maybe she's the prisoner of Zenda, but she lives like the Count of Monte Cristo.
03:29Typical male chauvinist.
03:31Well, Dr. Bella Ousler has a few choice words to say about that.
03:35Well, who am I to argue with Dr. Bella Ousler?
03:38She smokes more expensive cigars than I do.
03:42When are you going to stop reading this kind of garbage?
03:44I was reading it, Harry.
03:46You?
03:47And it's not garbage.
03:49A lot of it makes sense.
03:51Yes, we women aren't accepting the status quo anymore.
03:54We're broadening our horizons.
03:56Alice, with a build like yours, don't ever tempt me with a straight line like that.
04:03Women have to develop outside interests.
04:05They've got to find their identity.
04:07Yeah, I think women should compete with men for jobs.
04:09Why not? You're in the stands watching the game, and I'm paying your admission.
04:13Well, I always hire girls to work at my lemonade stands.
04:16That's wonderful, Jamie.
04:18When you have sex appeal behind the counter, the customers don't notice weak lemonade.
04:25I'll be back around 10.
04:27And I have a business meeting tomorrow morning. Could you press my brown slacks?
04:30Yes, dear.
04:33Don't you yearn to throw off the shackles of this prison?
04:38No woman should be just a housewife.
04:40They've got to find their own identity.
04:43Be a new woman.
04:44Set yourself free.
04:46Break the shackles.
04:47Break the shackles.
04:48Break the shackles.
04:49Break the shackles.
04:50Break the shackles.
04:51Break the shackles.
04:57Hey!
05:03How did you get hold of the Help Wanted section?
05:05Chet usually burns it every morning.
05:08Don't tell me he's given you permission to screen jobs for him.
05:12No, Harry. I'm the one who's looking for a job.
05:16They poisoned your mind.
05:18That big-mouthed Dr. Ousler and my two big-mouthed kids.
05:23They showed me what's missing in my life.
05:26I'm not fulfilled.
05:28What are you talking about?
05:29You've got a house, children, a husband.
05:31I take you to the movies once a week.
05:33You're not fulfilled enough.
05:34I'll take you twice a week.
05:36You don't understand, Harry.
05:38I've got to find my own identity.
05:41Look outside.
05:42Your name is on the mailbox.
05:45I'm getting a job.
05:46I realize I'm not happy.
05:48But you cook for me, sew for me, look after me.
05:51How can you not be happy?
05:56What do you mean you're bored?
05:58I'm always stuck in the house.
06:00I'm out all day.
06:01You meet people.
06:02Sure.
06:03Customers complaining about late deliveries.
06:05My accountant to tell me my prices are too low.
06:07The man from the price commission to say they're too high.
06:10And the internal revenue agent who grabs everything in between.
06:13And for real laughs,
06:14my shipping clerk dropped in this afternoon
06:16to tell me he's suing me for getting a hardy.
06:20You see?
06:21Your days are full.
06:24Armand?
06:25I'm getting a job.
06:39OK, the flag is up.
06:40Thank you, Sergeant Whitaker.
06:42That's it, Whitaker.
06:43Knock it off.
06:45I said knock it off.
06:47When you're hot, you're hot.
06:54Watch it.
06:55I almost lost my bridge work.
06:57Without my sexy smile,
06:59I can't turn on my boyfriend.
07:04Perfect timing.
07:05Just finished our flag raising ceremonies
07:07and I'm ready to go.
07:08I'm thinking of flying mine at half-mast.
07:10What's bugging you?
07:11Oh, I got up this morning and Irma was gone.
07:13She's out looking for a job.
07:15Your own wife?
07:16Has defected?
07:18It's like I've been telling you, Harry.
07:20Another American woman caught in the red tide.
07:22Ralph, it has nothing to do with that.
07:24Harry, did you ever run a security check on Irma?
07:28Does she know how to develop microfilms?
07:30Has she ever seen Dr. Zhivago?
07:32Has she ever traveled abroad?
07:33Once.
07:34She went to Catalina.
07:36Figures.
07:37That's on the way to China.
07:39Oh, you're a ding-a-ling.
07:40Irma, well, you might as well run a security check on me.
07:43I already did.
07:44You're clean.
07:53I know you'll be happy working for our firm, Mrs. Coyle.
07:56It's Boyle, and thank you.
07:59Well, we have what's-her-name to help you now, dear.
08:02We don't want you to feel overworked.
08:05I never dreamt I'd get a job like this.
08:08A secretary in a law firm.
08:10It's so exciting.
08:14And you say, Mrs. Prescott,
08:16that at precisely 2.30 in the morning,
08:18from your window,
08:19you saw the alleged murderer in the garden
08:22with a revolver in his hand?
08:24Yes.
08:25I could see it glinting in the moonlight.
08:27No further questions, Your Honor.
08:29I'm beaten, Irma.
08:31For the first time in 20 years,
08:33I've lost a case.
08:34Not yet, Mr. Finch.
08:38Just a moment, Mrs. Prescott.
08:40Return to the stand, please.
08:42My brilliant secretary, Irma Boyle,
08:45has just pointed out to me
08:46that on the night of the murder,
08:47at precisely 2.30 a.m.,
08:49there was a total eclipse of the moon.
08:52Therefore, you could not have possibly
08:54seen the revolver or the murderer.
08:56Oh! I confess!
08:58I did it! I did it!
09:00I murdered my husband!
09:03Irma, you're magnificent.
09:05What would I be without you?
09:07Just doing my job, Mr. Finch.
09:09Just doing my job.
09:13Miss! Miss! Miss!
09:15Miss! I need these briefs typed in an hour,
09:17Mrs. Boyle, in triplicate!
09:19Yes, Mr. Finch.
09:22Love that shade of polish, Miss Huxley.
09:46I think it's the most thrilling thing
09:48that's ever happened.
09:49Mama has her own career.
09:50She's a complete woman.
09:53Pop?
09:54Yeah?
09:55Now that Mama's working,
09:56could you raise my allowance?
09:58More and more, he's making me believe
10:00in zero population growth.
10:03When's Mom coming home to make dinner?
10:05I'm hungry!
10:06Your mother's a career woman now.
10:08She probably stopped off after work
10:10to have a couple of cocktails
10:11with her fellow executives.
10:15These have to be ready
10:16first thing in the morning.
10:17Good night, Mrs. Boyle.
10:19Can I drive you home, Miss Huxley?
10:21You've had a hard day.
10:26Okay, if you gotta work late,
10:27you gotta work late.
10:29No, no, no, I'm not mad.
10:31Why should I be mad?
10:34See how I'm not mad?
10:36Goodbye.
10:39What do we do about dinner?
10:41Your mother says Alice should cook it.
10:43Alice?
10:46Pop, she took cooking in school.
10:48She failed water.
10:51I know.
10:52When I say grace,
10:53I won't just say thanks to him.
10:54I'll also pray for help.
11:03I don't think you prayed hard enough, Pop.
11:07Yeah, what a way to go.
11:09Well, at least with meals like this,
11:10we won't have to worry about dieting.
11:14The pounds will melt off,
11:15just like that.
11:16Yeah, I never said I was a great cook.
11:18You're not gonna hear it from me, either.
11:22Coffee, Papa?
11:23Yeah, I could use something
11:24to wash down the feathers.
11:32That's the first solid food
11:33we've had tonight.
11:35Well, I did the best I could.
11:36Now, if you'll excuse me,
11:37I have to go to the library.
11:38Aren't you gonna do the dishes?
11:40I cooked the dinner.
11:41Haven't I done enough
11:42for the family?
11:43Could we rephrase that to
11:44to the family?
11:47Jet?
11:48Sorry, Pop.
11:49I'm going to the ghetto.
11:50Maybe one of the missions
11:51still has some soup left.
11:53Jamie?
11:54I have to go find Julius.
11:55Where is he?
11:56I don't know.
11:57When I gave him
11:58some leftover chicken,
11:59he ran away.
12:02Some enchanted evening.
12:03The career lady is working.
12:05The galloping gourmet
12:06went to the library.
12:07One son is in the ghetto
12:08begging for soup,
12:09and the other is looking
12:10for a dog who's in shock.
12:13And I'm stuck with the dishes.
12:15Well,
12:16there's one consolation.
12:17Things can't get worse.
12:26I was wrong.
12:27They can get worse.
12:37Hey, Harry,
12:38we need a fourth for poker.
12:39Can you...
12:42Holy smokes,
12:43you've had one of them operations.
12:46I'm just cleaning up.
12:47Irma's working late.
12:48I don't know.
12:49Your voice seems a little higher.
12:50I'm Harry Boyle.
12:52Okay, okay,
12:53but the fact remains
12:54that the comedy plot is working.
12:55They're reversing the sexes,
12:57and do you realize
12:58what might happen next?
13:00I think we can swing
13:01the consolidated general merger
13:03for about 12 million.
13:04Oh, here come our drinks.
13:10Boy, is he stacked.
13:14Cigarettes.
13:16Cigarettes.
13:21Sex symbols,
13:22that's all we're going to become,
13:23sex symbols.
13:25And now,
13:26the winner of this year's
13:27National Beauty Pageant,
13:29Mr. California.
13:39And here to crown the victor
13:41is last year's winner.
13:48There he goes,
13:49America's beauty.
13:52Look at him,
13:53and he a cutie.
13:57Until finally,
13:58the switch will be complete.
14:03Hello, darling.
14:05Are you all right?
14:07As well as can be expected.
14:09That's what men were put on Earth for,
14:11to suffer.
14:14It's going to happen, Harry.
14:15It's going to happen.
14:16We're headed for catastrophe.
14:18Harry, I'm home.
14:20I remember when I used to say that.
14:22Well,
14:23Dallas Street finally made it.
14:25And how's Perry Mason?
14:27I'm sorry, dear.
14:28It was the first day.
14:30Is everything all right here?
14:32Yeah,
14:33once I got through mopping up
14:34after Hurricane Alice.
14:36We're eligible for disaster relief.
14:39I mean, it'll work out.
14:41I'll show you that I can hold a job
14:42and still be a mother and a wife.
14:45I'll make it up to you, dear.
14:47Look, Irma,
14:48if you think you can calm me down
14:49by sweet-talking,
14:52you're absolutely right.
14:55Harry.
14:57Be there in a minute, sweetheart.
14:59La-da-dee,
15:00Mr. Wonderful.
15:03That's you, darling.
15:09Oh, you're a handsome devil, Harry Boyle.
15:12I couldn't agree more.
15:14Tonight calls for a new hairstyle.
15:16You're too much, Harry.
15:18Remember, she's only human.
15:20Yeah, you're right.
15:22I'll save it for our silver anniversary.
15:40Maman m'a appelé.
15:41Elle dit qu'elle doit travailler
15:42encore tard ce soir.
15:44C'est génial.
15:45Est-ce qu'Alice va cuisiner
15:46une autre nourriture?
15:49Non, on va faire
15:50ce que Julius fait.
15:52On va manger.
16:10C'était bien amusant
16:12de boire une belle
16:13soirée à l'amusement.
16:21On doit faire
16:22le travail de la maison?
16:23C'est vrai.
16:24J'ai l'impression que le mot travail
16:25fait que tu es nauve,
16:26mais c'est un peu
16:27la mémoire du travail de la maison.
16:28Oui.
16:29C'est un peu la mémoire
16:30du travail de la maison.
16:31Oui.
16:32Et c'est un peu
16:33la mémoire du travail de la maison.
16:34Oui.
16:35C'est vrai.
16:36Oui.
16:37T'es bien fière d'elle.
16:38Ça fait que tu es nerveuse, mais c'est comme ça que ça va se passer.
16:40Mais papa!
16:41Le schédule de travail est sur la table de bulletin.
16:43Quoi?
16:45Oui! Après toutes ces années, j'ai enfin trouvé une façon de communiquer avec mes enfants.
16:49Les enfants.
17:06Alice, es-tu la personne qui a nettoyé mon vêtement?
17:08Oui, papa.
17:10Juste un peu trop de colle.
17:15Hey, Jamie, peux-tu m'aider avec ces fenêtres?
17:17Non.
17:18Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire par non?
17:19Je suis un capitaliste, pas un travailleur.
17:26Je ne savais jamais que le travail à la maison était si dur.
17:29Oui.
17:30Tu sais, je suis désolée de t'avoir montré à maman ce livre de Dr. Ousler.
17:34Mais tu voulais que maman soit une femme complète.
17:36J'y ai pensé. J'aimerais plutôt avoir une mère complète.
17:49J'aimerais avoir une mère complète.
17:53Je ne sais pas combien de temps je pourrais en prendre.
17:55J'espère que mon cœur t'aidera, Harry.
17:57Irma t'a laissé.
17:58Irma? Qui est-elle?
18:00Tout ce que j'ai dans ma chambre, c'est un étranger dormant.
18:04Merci Dieu, il y a toujours des femmes comme Sgt. Whittaker dans ce monde.
18:07Elle ne cherche pas des emplois.
18:08Elle est une bonne vieille mère à la maison.
18:10Sgt. Whittaker?
18:11Bien sûr, tu vas toujours la trouver en s'asseyant sur son chausson,
18:14en faisant toutes ces choses domestiques.
18:15En mettant les pinces et les grenades,
18:17en nettoyant les barrages de fusils,
18:18en faisant les lignes pour les trappes de cinéma.
18:19Sgt. Whittaker.
18:22Oui, une mère complète de Whistler.
18:24Regarde, Harry, tu dois te calmer.
18:26Dis-lui que tu l'as rencontrée à la maison et qu'il vaut mieux qu'elle quitte le travail.
18:29Non.
18:30Elle veut une carrière?
18:31D'accord, laisse-la.
18:32Je ne lui donnerai pas la satisfaction d'aller chez elle.
18:37Whittaker, qu'est-ce que tu fais ici? Je ne te connaissais pas, Drake.
18:40Je ne te connais pas, mais les hommes le font.
18:42Il n'y en a-t-il pas qui ne comprennent pas leur femme?
18:45Je suis un peu vieux pour ça, Sgt.
18:47Peut-être, mais c'est beaucoup plus pour moi que Medicare.
18:54Tu devrais me dire que tu voulais un snack, Harry.
18:57J'aurais pu t'en donner.
18:59Oh, ça va.
19:00J'ai appris à devenir très self-suffisant.
19:02Je suis Harry, la femme de la maison heureuse.
19:04Oh, mon chéri, je sais que je t'ai négligé.
19:07Négligé?
19:08Mais ne sois pas stupide.
19:09Je m'amuse bien.
19:11Oh?
19:12Le plus important, c'est que tu es heureuse, n'est-ce pas?
19:15Tu es heureuse avec ton travail merveilleux, n'est-ce pas?
19:18Oh, oui, très heureuse.
19:21Et c'est tout ce qui compte.
19:23Tu as trouvé ton identité. Tu es satisfait.
19:29Harry.
19:30Oui, satisfait.
19:32Je ne suis pas heureuse.
19:34Pourquoi? Parce que tu n'es pas encore l'astronaute première?
19:37Non, un travail n'est pas la réponse.
19:40Je me souviens de toi et des enfants.
19:42Je suis à la maison.
19:44Irma.
19:45Oui?
19:46J'aime aussi.
19:48Oh?
19:49Je suis aussi self-suffisant que Bobby Fischer sans un tableau.
19:52Nous avons tous été misérables sans toi.
19:55Tu sais, c'est drôle.
19:56Je cherchais mon identité et c'était ici tout au long.
20:00J'ai trouvé la personne que je veux être.
20:02C'est plein temps et c'est satisfaisant.
20:05Quand vas-tu quitter Finch, Stern, Forbes, Goodell et quoi d'autre?
20:08J'ai quitté cet après-midi.
20:10Et tu n'as pas besoin d'entrer tôt demain?
20:12Non.
20:14Ah, je ne peux pas partir trop tôt moi-même.
20:20Maman, j'ai un gâteau.
20:23Peux-je dormir avec toi et Papa ce soir?
20:26Oh, bienvenue à la maison.
20:28C'est bien de goûter du café sans avoir à goûter.
20:30Maman, un gâteau, c'est ça?
20:31Est-ce qu'il y a des vêtements?
20:32Oui, mon chéri.
20:33Maman, il y a un trou dans ces vêtements.
20:35D'accord, chérie, je vais les déchirer.
20:37Maman, mon chausson doit être nettoyé.
20:39Laisse-le juste là-bas.
20:40Oh, oh!
20:41Attendez!
20:42Attendez!
20:43Ne bougez pas sur votre mère comme ça.
20:45Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:46Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:47Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:48Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:49Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:50Non, je ne bouge pas.
20:51Oh, oh!
20:52Attendez!
20:53Attendez!
20:54Ne bougez pas sur votre mère comme ça.
20:55Oh, c'est bon, Harry.
20:57Après Finch, Stern, Forbes, Goodell et quel est son nom?
21:00C'est une fête!
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