El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [Music]
00:19 Alright, pizza review time. Ciro Pizza Cafe, home of the thin crust pizza.
00:25 We're still in Staten Island. I feel like we've been in Staten Island for an hour and a half driving around.
00:29 I'm gassed. So this is the brother of Joe and Pat's.
00:34 Joe and Pat's, I've done both locations. I did the one in Staten Island. Great.
00:38 I think it was in the 8's. Joe and Pat's, the original. 8-6.
00:44 And then I did the Joe and Pat's in Manhattan and well that's a whole different story for a whole different day.
00:50 [Police officer] Plastic machine. Are you okay?
00:52 What?
00:53 [Police officer] Plastic machine.
00:55 I don't know where the plastic machine is.
00:57 Joe and Pat's.
00:59 Horrible. Worst experience I ever had.
01:02 Really? Bad.
01:03 So they just opened.
01:05 I fought a war for this.
01:07 You fought a war?
01:08 World War II. That's right.
01:10 Attaboy. Thank you for your service.
01:12 Okay. My pleasure.
01:13 What is going on Frank?
01:15 That's arguably the most famous pizza review I've ever done. It's that or how's he pulling that.
01:20 And don't forget to give it to a crack addict. Ha ha totally got him with me. Crack addict.
01:27 How's he pulling that?
01:33 How's he pulling that?
01:36 Is it hooked?
01:37 Or uh, I guess it's just those two right?
01:40 Dragon pizza.
01:41 Dragon pizza.
01:42 Let me be a little clearer. Move on. Don't stand in front of my business.
01:45 Let me be clear. Fuck you.
01:46 Let me be clear.
01:47 Fuck you.
01:48 Get the fuck out of front of my business.
01:49 Fuck you.
01:50 It's a public street you motherfucker.
01:52 But it's in the Hall of Fame. It's first ballot Hall of Fame.
01:55 You fought a war for us.
01:56 So here we go. Zeroes. One bite.
01:59 I will say I may give bonus points to the cashier who had the heaviest like Staten Island accent.
02:07 I couldn't even understand.
02:08 She looks like she's from Pete Davidson rom-com.
02:12 Like cute, Staten Island, so heavy on the eye.
02:16 I saw you talk. You couldn't understand her either.
02:18 She's from work.
02:19 One bite, everyone else is a little zeroes.
02:24 Good undercarriage.
02:26 Now, I did Joe and Pat's so long ago.
02:38 They in there said this is the same exact pizza as Joe and Pat's.
02:41 I have no idea if that's true or not.
02:43 But this is good crisp.
02:45 [Crunching]
03:02 Mike, security guard again who likes to fashion himself.
03:06 He loves coming on these trips to Staten Island.
03:08 He considers himself, he won't say it out loud, but the king of Staten Island.
03:14 I know that's how he views himself.
03:18 So there would not be an eight on this trip.
03:22 He was wrong. This is an eight-one.
03:25 This is definitely an eight.
03:28 The difference from all these other Staten Island places that I've been doing,
03:32 great sauce, everything is better crisp.
03:36 They kept the crisp better.
03:38 Now you said it's a remake, Austin? I don't know.
03:41 This is crispy. This is good. Eight-one.
03:43 Sierra's really good stuff. That's our view.
03:46 (whooshing)
03:48 [WHOOSH]