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00:00what's up everyone welcome back to viva tv i don't like that name at all imagine like chilling with
00:05your boys and being like yo i'm gonna pop on some viva tv is that cool with you guys sounds like it
00:09would come on after the rug rats my voice might be a little off it's because i can't really hear
00:13my eardrums have gotten blown out we'll get to that later
00:16we all flew into arizona we all got dressed up to the tens theme was gambling we're in arizona
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01:14you ever heard of the met gala nah the bet gala how about that huh good play on words
01:26that's where we're going do you know what the bet gala is no i think we're gonna find out today
01:31our good friend nick teraney is terrified of flying private unfortunate no that's not true he's terrified
01:38flying uh in general he refuses to take the pj with us to the bet gala and everything i know about how
01:47this works is he's going to be the lone survivor well you want me to die is what you know if you come we
01:52will not die how many private jets crash per year a few yeah multiple yeah a couple all right i'll do it
02:03nice nice knowing you yeah we'll miss you next the guy doesn't like planes he and the planes do not
02:09mash together well they're they're like what's two things that aren't good together peanut butter and
02:17lime he's our good friend but every guy's got a flaw and he's petrified of flying anywhere
02:23oh wait it's gonna be eerie to walk back man look at us who would have thought these are the people
02:32we die with pretty good crew pretty good crew if you had to pick i mean maybe trade this already
02:38what is already the whole time i'm doing it right now what are you what are you nervous about
02:44i'm not i got in the car and big cow was like let's play a game let's see how many matthew mcconaughey
02:49movies we can make and then he was like the last one we say we'll watch on the plane guess what we
02:56stopped on real marsh yeah it's the one all right ready when you guys are
03:06watching one of those donuts
03:24if you get this my last donut ever oh and it probably not dude
03:30you save the hole for last that's the best part you've eaten around the hole you don't like that
03:45part uh not the hole i'm not a hole guy i've never seen a pass on the hole
03:51it's not a donut without the hole i'm not touching the hole that's never been done before i've never
04:04seen such thing it's the least amount of calories in the donut i don't want the hole it's gross
04:12yeah he's he's been he's got a resting annoyed face why are you bothered it's early in the morning
04:22guys this is just how i look early in the morning usually i'm asleep right now
04:27we can get his nap yeah i can get my dad maybe cranky didn't get the nap yeah listen dude we're going
04:32to the fucking bet galley any day that you go to the bet galley you should be excited look at my face
04:36now what else is what do you mean it's the back galley you're on airplane mode
04:52i don't go on airplane mode because with these planes nick if you don't go on airplane mode you
04:56can actually control the plane probably it just loses all of his money just like
05:04only traveling private now after this yeah he like doesn't he's homeless but he's like
05:09yeah i was able to go back to wheeling this weekend on the pj i have my 15 year high school
05:13reunion i might come back on a plane they have like empty legs so you can get like they'll sometimes let
05:20you go on it for like free if they're like repositioning the plane so you should become
05:25addicted to flying to nowhere i don't think that's happening you that you don't know what i'm feeling
05:30right now this is the craziest part when we're in the clouds like are we gonna make it no they could
05:37be going down right now this is really bad for me who's special awareness
05:44be sure it's nerve-wracking okay now what i'm gonna try to take a piss like five uh 50 times this
05:58way i'm sorry is there a potential for kidney stone coming out is there a potential for a kidney stone
06:04is that mile high club what is it mile high club if you pass a kidney stone
06:07to be where do you want to hold your hand out so i can catch it oh yeah yeah that's your hand
06:20where are you going where could you possibly be going i'm gonna go see if they let me fly the
06:24plane they usually let me fly the plane for a few minutes
06:29what they do they should shut that you just ask them nicely if you say please they'll let you do it
06:33that's part of the contract yeah god damn it don't go up too long
06:44did they say not yet
06:48they said go go get pft's blindfold and you can fly it
07:03i wasn't even scared no the entire time way to go i'm the man you are the man you are the man
07:19you know man i deserve this
07:22i don't know what to fucking say oh yeah
07:24it's a night of glitz glamour and gambling presented by draft kings it's the met gala but
07:36it's the bet gala yeah i don't think anyone knows what's going on but it's up to people that are in
07:40charge they know what's going on like we just have to hurt our idiot talent like horses so
07:46whatever you know
07:47i grew up watching this and so it's crazy it's surreal to think that i'm you know interviewing
07:54on the red carpet at the bet gala
07:58no
08:00and luckily i got the the jet out of the way so once i get done with this i can get right back on it
08:05guys i gotta tell you i've been to the oscars red carpet here way longer way yeah pretty crazy i mean
08:11it's also kind of disrespectful they didn't ask you to commentate this red carpet that you've done
08:15from the oscars oh yeah i should have been here dude yeah
08:19i'm gonna go glasses off okay you ever do that nope
08:25no congratulations yeah it feel good that i made it now i'm at the top feeling famous
08:33yeah they telling me congratulations
08:36popping all the bottles in the section
08:38what's up kid how the hell are you i mean
08:42bosco copied me but i got a little bit of uniqueness with the gold pants cowboy hat i don't
08:47know why i just want a little something on the head it's a good look it is all the people
08:52that say it looks stupid and it's try hard yeah look absolutely perfect big three this is the big
09:00three right here yeah this is the big three yeah what would we i don't know i think we'd have a good
09:07time like sitting at a blackjack table we couldn't oh yeah we couldn't watch some basketball no we
09:13absolutely could we never have we never have we never have but we we couldn't enjoy it that's the uh
09:19what's the word not beauty but like a martial sports what's the word what's wrong about this
09:25my agentry dan do you want to talk about this well said well said yeah let's make sure we get
09:31an eye on these pants we can't let these slide by this that nailed it my friend yes absolutely and
09:36if dave is watching i still dave is here dave is working this what did you just say you know what
09:41i mean if he's out you know i need to know if you're going coming to my wedding uh if possible we
09:46will save you a seat i don't expect it but i would love to know you can tell him is that an
09:50answer yeah that's a no you can pass it along he's in is he actually really i mean it's okay no it's
09:57on camera he's in i understand that it's a hard day it's a weekend everything i understand but i
10:03really appreciate it how excited are you i'm really excited thank you that's actually you let's go i
10:08haven't seen a genuine smile hey enjoy the night my friend appreciate it oh you know i was going to
10:13comment on the pants but now i don't want to do it because i feel so bad that he was just so
10:18excited he thinks you're going to go to his wedding now i mean that was tough i just saw the clip
10:22that hurts i'm so fucking dumb man why yeah i mean what did he say i asked on live i couldn't hear
10:30him i asked if he would come to the wedding and nick said yeah he said yes i didn't realize obviously
10:35that he was lying in that moment that was really exciting yeah it's okay i didn't expect him to say
10:42yes it was just a nice like for five seconds oh but whatever let's go fucking eat baby i think
10:48there's collusion with this outfit i don't put it above jack i don't put it above jack but we sorted
10:53it out jack and i texted saying to get a money suit because bosco got a money suit it's not exactly
11:00the most like no i mean creative thing in the world all right fair enough not everybody did it let's go
11:06come on yeah portal boys portal boys we're working together we're working together come on
11:12we're definitely working together i can't imagine blutman has ever been to an event like this
11:17uh am i wrong uh am i wrong i went to the emmy's you went to them like the real emmy's uh daytime oh no
11:25no daytime have you ever eaten the lobster claw yeah not the tail the claw yeah i don't know i don't
11:35think so no i'm feeling real hot zoopy stop that i'm feeling hot how how much degrees is it
11:41jerry where'd you get that riding crop from what let me see that crop
11:46what kind of starters you get this from amazon you sure why
11:54it's not from the leather boutique no okay promise you want to try it yeah yeah give me a whack
12:01i don't want i didn't want to say this but and i love brandon with all my heart i love him to death
12:15we have wrestling we talk about wrestling all the time and john cena you can't see me
12:23the suit is like he looks like a blueberry you ever see the movie willy wonka
12:27and with the blue when she drinks the goo and then she expands and it's a big fat blueberry
12:34it's like brandon but he's not that fast what do you think is better dressed between the two of you
12:39guys i don't think it's competition i think he is dressed like a horse and i'm dressed like a man in
12:45blue good welcome to the motherfucking bet gala welcome to the mother welcome to the
12:53motherfucking bet gala give him some good b-roll b-roll b-roll it's the motherfucking bet gala
13:02it's gonna be a movie it's gonna be a movie it's gonna be a movie let's get about 12 more
13:09fucking movies it's the motherfucking bet gala every 20 minutes or so let me hit let me hit that
13:28you know it's the motherfucking it's the motherfucking bet gala
13:40what's up baby i might feel more swagged out than i have in like 20 years right now boys
14:11it's gonna be a great summer
14:31motherfucking bet gala i just had to meet larry fitzgerald in this outfit it was really embarrassing
14:36it was just basically me saying mr fitzgerald i don't dress like this normally i did it as a joke
14:42and um i think it kind of scared i think this outfit kind of scared me it's just plastic as you
14:48can see and i was sweating so much i was like sweating i had i sweated out like a capri sun i had
14:55in the fourth grade but it's really like if you come down here it's like really like uh
15:01sweaty here and here and like here it's just it's just wet jerry loved my outfit when i came in right
15:09yeah he did it's really hot we're really into this look at this we actually live in a couple right now
15:14oh come on live in the year here no no no you know you know you're at the rat you're at the rally
15:22i've seen the pictures front and roll look at this and then they follow up my name
15:26that's an unbelievable look i'm good we met uh how are you man jerry good awesome nice to meet you
15:37yeah why are you on those screens next to you like a electric jumpsuit oh you see what the golfers
15:42is in all orange looks good thank you fly out with all those guys and golfers are you out here i flew uh
15:51make me privately i flew on a private airline called southwest
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16:45i'm having the time of my life this is the best bet gala of all time
16:50um shut the shut the fuck up the fucking game is on let's see oh oh oh oh
16:59oh yeah yeah yeah well if you want to be annoying with the uh nicks stuff
17:05why you you you guys can't let's go nicks let's go nicks get the fuck out of here
17:11hey jerry you're back you're so bad right now we got a ball game oh he's looking for you feeling good
17:31about this
17:48it's a motherfucking bet gala you know what i mean
17:53what
18:00is
18:02it's
18:04it's
18:06it's
18:08it's
18:10it's
18:12it's
18:14it's
18:16it's
18:18Team 5, go Nicks! Team 5!
18:20Wow.
18:21Whack, whack, whack, bang!
18:27Let's go, Nicks!
18:33Bang!
18:34Come on, Nicks!
18:36Jalen Wagner!
18:38Jalen Wagner!
18:41Let's go, Nicks!
18:43Let's go, Nicks!
18:45Let's go, Nicks!
18:47Let's go, Nicks!
18:49Let's go, Nicks!
18:51Jalen Wagner!
18:53Team 5!
18:55Team 5!
18:57Let's go, Nicks!
18:59Let's go, Nicks!
19:01Let's go, Nicks!
19:03Let's go, Nicks!
19:05Let's go, Nicks!
19:07Let's go, Nicks!
19:09Let's go, Nicks!
19:11Let's go, Nicks!
19:13Oh, Jalen Rocher, let's go, man.
19:26The shot clock gets attention.
19:28Let's go, man.
19:30Jalen Rocher, let's go.
19:34Jalen Rocher, Jalen Rocher, defense.
19:40Oh no.
19:42Oh, come on!
19:43Yeah!
19:45Let's go!
19:47Let's go!
19:49Let's go!
19:50Let's go, baby!
19:51Let's go!
19:52Come on!
19:53What an idiot!
19:55Let's go!
19:57Let's go, OG!
19:58Yeah!
20:00Yeah!
20:02Oh!
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Come on!
20:08Give it to Mike Bob.
20:11Let's go, Nicks.
20:13Let's go, Nicks!
20:15Coach bro, Nicks.
20:17Coach bro, Nicks!
20:19Coach bro, Nicks!
20:22Coach bro, Nicks!
20:23Coach bro, Nicks!
20:24Defense!
20:25Ward.
20:26Time out, time out, time out!
20:27molecules!
20:28Come on!
20:29Yo, yo, yo, yo!
20:32ération coded for the win...
20:35What a job!
20:36He's coming!
20:38Mr. Poo-maa!
20:40What are you trying?!
20:42Oh, crap!
20:44Oh, no!
20:46Oh!
20:48Oh!
20:50Oh!
20:52Oh, God!
20:54Oh, God!
20:56Who that is?
20:58Shut the fuck up!
21:02Who's Mr. Mc... Who?
21:04Who's coming? Who's coming, Jerry?
21:06Let's go, nits! Let's go, nits!
21:13My eardrum is fucking the world out there, man. I legitimately can't get on my left ear.
21:17Let's go, nits! Let's go, nits!
21:20Let's go, nits!
21:36Let's go, nits! Let's go, nits!
21:51Big boys!
21:57Big 10! Where's Big 10?
22:01We need four fucking boys!
22:04DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
22:09No, DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
22:11We need four fucking boys!
22:13Please let them make this shit!
22:15We need one more fucking boy!
22:20We're live! We're live!
22:21We need one more!
22:23We're live! We got the over!
22:25DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
22:28We got it! We got it!
22:30We got it!
22:31We got it!
22:32Let's go!
22:34Woo!
22:35Woo!
22:36Woo!
22:37Woo!
22:38Yeah!
22:39Yeah!
22:41Give me a hug, Mr. B.
22:43Give me a hug. I want a hug, Mr. B.
22:44I want a hug. I want a hug. I want a gentle hug.
22:47Let's go!
22:49Thank you for all you do, Mr. B.
22:51What a day!
22:52Bing bong!
22:53Bing bong!
22:54Bing bong!
22:55What a go, guys!
22:56What a fucking go!
22:58What a day!
22:59What a day, Steven!
23:01What a fucking go!
23:03What a day!
23:05What a day!
23:07What a fucking go!
23:09What a fucking go!
23:11What a game!
23:13What a game!
23:14Oh my gosh!
23:15The game is serious!
23:16Woo!
23:17Oh man!
23:21What a night!
23:23What a night!
23:24I will never forget this night!
23:26I never win anything!
23:28I never win fantasy!
23:31My family, we never win anything!
23:34I won!
23:35I beat Hank!
23:36I beat you Hank!
23:37I beat you Hank!
23:38Hanky!
23:39You blew it!
23:41I beat you Hank!
23:43I beat you Hank!
23:44I beat you Hank!
23:45I beat you Hank!
23:46With Tiffany!
23:47With Sydney Sweeney!
23:48And now with me, Bing Bang!
23:50I beat you Hank!
23:51Thank you Hank!
23:52I beat you Hank!
23:53I beat you Hank!
23:54I beat you Hank!
23:55I beat you Hank!
23:56Look, first of all, gamble responsibly, everybody!
24:00But I won one, two, three, four, five, six.
24:03I can't even count.
24:05I bet $60 that I won that.
24:07Didn't take the money line on the Knicks.
24:09the money line on the Knicks. I didn't trust in them. That was on me. Always take the money
24:13line. Always take the money line. I don't know how I did that. Hank, thank you for the hat. This is my
24:17lucky hat now. I'm gonna wear this hat always. It's my Hank hat. Yeehaw!
24:23And that's a wrap on the motherfucking
24:25Bet Gala.
24:39You