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00:03:31So I guess we may as well just jump in, right?
00:03:33Get started.
00:03:34Basically you just get your key out of your lanyard like that
00:03:37and then you knock three times, yeah?
00:03:40And then you say...
00:03:41Fuck off! I'm sleeping!
00:03:43Okay, let's not go in there.
00:03:45Ugh, people are disgusting.
00:03:50Check this, this is how you put on a new pillowcase.
00:03:52Then what you do is the double fold maneuver.
00:03:54This is also really nice to do in your own home.
00:03:57And then like that, fluff, fluff, perfect p case.
00:04:01Why are you changing the pillowcases?
00:04:03It's the same people they're not checking out.
00:04:06Okay, how about we just try to keep this job, Shan,
00:04:08and not be so lazy?
00:04:09Fine.
00:04:11What do I do with their shit?
00:04:12Do I have to fold it?
00:04:15Okay, if I raped you right now, what would you do?
00:04:17I don't want to play this game right now.
00:04:19You never want to play.
00:04:20Yeah, I know, that's why I'm not playing.
00:04:22This was a stupid game when we were kids and it still is.
00:04:25Hey, remember that old French president who attacked that African maid?
00:04:28He was like a grandpa and she still had to spit his jizz.
00:04:31Well, I'm not spitting anyone's jizz.
00:04:34Look, if I raped you right now, what would you do?
00:04:36No one's raping me in this uniform.
00:04:38It's not really my color.
00:04:40What you want to do in a rape situation is yell fire.
00:04:43Why wouldn't I yell rape?
00:04:45No one responds to that.
00:04:47Who are your friends?
00:04:49So basically, you put your laundry inside the unit.
00:04:52And then you want to make sure you have a full load before you start the machine.
00:04:55Hey, Martha.
00:04:58Hey, Jerry. How was your vacation?
00:05:00Oh, it was awesome.
00:05:02You must be Shannon.
00:05:05Welcome to the family.
00:05:07Your sister said that you're a great sister.
00:05:09I've got my bucket.
00:05:12And then when that's done, you can just move over and, you know, close it up.
00:05:18Hit start.
00:05:20Then once that's going, you can move over here and start folding stuff.
00:05:23Who is that?
00:05:25Who, Jerry?
00:05:26Oh, he's the executive maid.
00:05:27He's worked here for like 15 years.
00:05:29So he's the top dog.
00:05:30You're kidding. That's our boss?
00:05:32God, Shannon.
00:05:37What? I'm just saying.
00:05:39Don't be so insensitive.
00:05:40You're lucky that he thinks sex offenders fight sex crimes.
00:05:43You know, this spot is really competitive.
00:05:47You want to go get some hump day drinks?
00:05:50Celebrate your first day?
00:05:53Not really.
00:05:55Come on, who's a better dancer, me or Jodie Foster and the accused?
00:06:10That's not a contest you want to win.
00:06:13I like this place because of the music.
00:06:17It's great.
00:06:18And the girls.
00:06:20I'm so glad you're back.
00:06:22When are you going to tell me about the last few weeks of rehab?
00:06:24I'm not.
00:06:26Rehab is rehab, you know?
00:06:27It's my recovery.
00:06:28It's private.
00:06:29It's my thing.
00:06:30Well, how do you think you're doing, though?
00:06:32Do you think you're better?
00:06:33I don't know.
00:06:35I feel numb.
00:06:37Well, hey.
00:06:39At least numbness is a feeling, right?
00:06:42It's a numbness.
00:06:50What was that?
00:06:52What was what?
00:06:53That, Shan.
00:06:54That didn't seem numb.
00:06:56I'm allowed to look at other human beings.
00:07:00How's that freeloading weirdo you're dating?
00:07:03Who, Alicia?
00:07:04She's not a weirdo.
00:07:06Are you ever thinking about somebody else?
00:07:08I think I'm thinking of Alicia.
00:07:09Um, I don't know.
00:07:10She's just going through a hard time right now, so we split up.
00:07:13She wanted to, like...
00:07:15Suck some dicks?
00:07:16No, she didn't want to...
00:07:17Stop, Shan.
00:07:18She's a loser straight girl who is never going to settle down with you.
00:07:21I like helping people.
00:07:23Yeah, you know who else did?
00:07:24Mom.
00:07:25And it left her with two tits full of cancer.
00:07:27So, enjoy that.
00:07:28Now you go pay for these beers.
00:07:29As usual.
00:07:30Hey, Shan.
00:07:31You sure you don't want to go with me, right?
00:07:32I have a meeting.
00:07:33You want some fiddle for your paddle?
00:07:37No, I'm good.
00:07:38I'll get something on the way.
00:07:40Okay, if you get hungry, there's some stuff in the freezer, there's bagel bites,
00:07:57three cheese...
00:07:58cheese, sausage, pepperoni.
00:08:00Was ist das?
00:08:02Stop treating me like I'm dad.
00:08:04Well, you know, someone had to take care of him.
00:08:07Look, if you want something else,
00:08:09there's PB&J or grilled cheese stuff.
00:08:11I've been here a week. I know my food options.
00:08:13Just go to class.
00:08:15And there's pineapple and country crock.
00:08:17You sure you're gonna be okay?
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21Promise you're gonna need something, right? Not just smoke?
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:26Let's see you in a couple hours.
00:08:28Have a great meeting.
00:08:30Hey, Shannon, I just wanna say that, you know,
00:08:34I'm hella proud of you,
00:08:36that you're getting your life back together.
00:08:38I know you're gonna make it.
00:08:40I mean, look at me.
00:08:42Thanks, dummy.
00:08:44Okay, see what it wouldn't be.
00:08:46I don't mean it.
00:08:49I'll be back.
00:08:51The Terminator. I'll be back.
00:08:53Like, I'm gonna come back after the Terminator.
00:08:58Hey.
00:09:00Hey.
00:09:01Uh, thanks for the text, but you're supposed to call, not come over.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:05Sorry.
00:09:06Well, I'm here now, so come on out.
00:09:07Let's fuck like horny teenagers.
00:09:08Come on.
00:09:09Come on.
00:09:10I...
00:09:11Um, yeah, no, I can't.
00:09:12Because, um, I forgot tonight was date night.
00:09:13Julie's coming home, and we're gonna play Scrabble.
00:09:14What?
00:09:15Oh, God.
00:09:16Your wife sucks.
00:09:17Yeah, I know.
00:09:18Everything but your dick.
00:09:19I stayed in that hotel room for two weeks so that my sister wouldn't know I got kicked out of rehab for you.
00:09:26Yeah, I'm the one who forged the release papers so the court wouldn't be all over your ass.
00:09:28Ja, nein, ich kann nicht, weil ich, um, ich weiß, es war date night.
00:09:32Du kommst nach Hause und we're gonna play Scrabble.
00:09:34Was? Oh, Gott.
00:09:36Ihr Wife sucks.
00:09:37Ja, ich weiß.
00:09:38Alles, aber dein Dick.
00:09:41Ich stayed in der Hotel Room für zwei Wochen,
00:09:44so dass meine Frau nicht wissen, dass ich aus Rehab für Sie.
00:09:47Ja, ich habe die Releise-Papier, so die Quart nicht all over ihr.
00:09:50Das ist das, was du zu tun.
00:09:51Ich bin sicher, Therapisten sind nicht die Rehab-Patienten.
00:09:54Therapisten sind alle Leute, die Leute wissen das.
00:09:56Du bist der Scherenstabliefer in der Office, remember?
00:09:59Das war.
00:09:59Das war's Mary Helen.
00:10:00Basic Instinct's a great movie.
00:10:02Mhm.
00:10:02Aber ich kann, ich kann.
00:10:03Ich kann nicht sagen, dass meine Frau nicht auf meine Sistung ist.
00:10:05Ich habe mich auf ein regularer Schedule.
00:10:07Ich muss zu geteilt.
00:10:08Ich denke, als Ihr Therapist,
00:10:10Sie sollten wahrscheinlich zu einem Meeting zu einem Mal.
00:10:12Okay?
00:10:14Ich will.
00:10:17Fine, Meetings sind ein paar Plätze zu geteilt.
00:10:21Okay, ich kann auf den Karten auf den Karten,
00:10:22ich habe zehn Minuten, und das ist es.
00:10:24Let's go.
00:10:26From your hips, from your hips, watch your foot work, Carla.
00:10:39I promise I won't make you do more.
00:10:51Okay, um, okay.
00:10:58We have one rule, one rule only.
00:11:00Never stop fighting!
00:11:03Thank you.
00:11:06I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays at 8pm.
00:11:09Weekends, I'm here at noon.
00:11:11The rest of the time, I am studying to become a nun.
00:11:14So, don't bother me.
00:11:19Hello.
00:11:20Oh, hey, Kelly.
00:11:21Great class.
00:11:22Amazing focus tonight.
00:11:23Really.
00:11:24I'm totally rethinking my plan of knifing you in an alley.
00:11:27Oh, I didn't know you had that plan.
00:11:29Hey, have you seen Alicia around?
00:11:32I just thought I would see her, because she usually works out at night.
00:11:35I mean, thank God I didn't, but it's just weird.
00:11:37Because, you know, she can't work out in the morning, and then she doesn't get done with her paralegal stuff until like 7.
00:11:41And then she can only really work out between 7.30 and 8.30 because she has to watch The Good Wife at 9.
00:11:46But she's not here.
00:11:48I haven't seen her.
00:11:50I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I really think I pulled something like my glutes back there.
00:11:56I probably shouldn't have had all those beers pre-class.
00:11:58Uh, that's okay.
00:12:00Um, why don't we go somewhere and continue having beers?
00:12:04And get some Thai food or something.
00:12:07Do you want to do that?
00:12:09I love Thai.
00:12:10Just, it sucks, because I can't tonight.
00:12:12So, you know, my sister's back, and I just, I don't want to leave her home alone too long.
00:12:16She's still fragile.
00:12:17Okay, cool.
00:12:18I mean, not cool that she's fragile.
00:12:21Or whatever.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23What's up, shorties?
00:12:24What?
00:12:25I was just trying to make some smote.
00:12:29Bye.
00:12:30Bye.
00:12:31Today we're talking about our bottoms.
00:12:35So, P.S. on the top.
00:12:38Watch the trigger material, please.
00:12:41Sorry, Denise.
00:12:43Talking about our rock bottoms.
00:12:45I was living a pretty awesome life.
00:12:48I worked at the Oprah show in Chicago.
00:12:51I started as an assistant, worked my way up to associate producer.
00:12:55I was making a lot of money, and I was doing a lot of blow.
00:13:00Like, a lot of blow.
00:13:02And you know how blow is.
00:13:03It's very slimming.
00:13:04I had, like, abs to my neck.
00:13:06Looked like a fucking Pakistani Mark Paul Gosseler.
00:13:10That's Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell.
00:13:12Everything was going great.
00:13:15I had that shit on lock.
00:13:17Or so I thought.
00:13:19Cut to two years later, and I wake up completely naked in an abandoned construction site outside of Wrigley Field.
00:13:28How did I get there?
00:13:30I don't know.
00:13:31I don't even like baseball.
00:13:33Anyway, when I, uh, did make it work that day, I got fired.
00:13:40Oprah was very strict about that.
00:13:43I was this close to Oprah.
00:13:46Literally this close.
00:13:49She would walk right by me.
00:13:51I threw it all away for drugs and dick.
00:13:54Mediocre.
00:13:56Mediocre dick.
00:13:58Pretty good drugs, though.
00:14:01Thank you.
00:14:03I don't really consider losing a job, a bottom.
00:14:06Wasn't just any job, it was a job with Oprah Winfrey.
00:14:09Who gives a shit about Oprah?
00:14:11Uh, America.
00:14:13She's a bitch.
00:14:15Shan, the smog index is at two.
00:14:21It's a great day.
00:14:22Get up.
00:14:23Hey Shan, I laid out your uniform and the shower's hot and ready for you.
00:14:27I'm gonna make us breakfast.
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:31You need to get up.
00:14:32I heard you.
00:14:34I'm employee of the month, so I don't wanna be late.
00:14:37I know you don't.
00:14:41You shouldn't eat that crap.
00:14:43You know, you've been edgy all morning, Shan.
00:14:46I thought those meetings were supposed to help mellow you out.
00:14:49It's called progress, not perfection.
00:14:52And they don't change the fact that I still live in this shit bowl.
00:14:55Hey, if you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?
00:14:59Obviously because I've made a series of poor life decisions.
00:15:02Look, positive thinking means positive results.
00:15:05Hey, I own a home.
00:15:06That's my American dream.
00:15:08Location, location, location.
00:15:22Hey, Nancy.
00:15:27Hey.
00:15:32Oh, we're actually going down.
00:15:33Oh yeah?
00:15:34I'll take the ride with you.
00:15:38You're new here.
00:15:39I know everyone who works in the hotel, so...
00:15:43How do you like the job so far?
00:15:45I clean rooms.
00:15:46How do you think I like it?
00:15:48Right.
00:15:49Uh, come on, Chen.
00:15:51Show your burrito.
00:15:52Have a great day, ladies.
00:15:58I hate that guy.
00:15:59He's always here with prostitutes.
00:16:01Prostitutes have to eat, too.
00:16:03Well, he's gross.
00:16:05He's fine.
00:16:06Don't be so judgmental.
00:16:08We're still not cleaning 400.
00:16:09His room smells like burnt hair and he reuses old condoms.
00:16:12Nobody does that.
00:16:14He does.
00:16:15Shan.
00:16:16What?
00:16:17He hangs them over the shower rod like wiener cozies.
00:16:19Well, that's foul.
00:16:21I appreciate your creativity right now, but this isn't an art project.
00:16:24This is a professional job.
00:16:25You told me to stock my cart.
00:16:27I am stocking my cart.
00:16:29You're overstocking.
00:16:30That is way too much toilet paper.
00:16:32No one is going to go to the bathroom that much.
00:16:34You know, I'll take rooms 403 to 408.
00:16:48Are you sure you're going to be fine on your own?
00:16:51I think I can clean pubes off soap by myself.
00:16:53Thank you.
00:17:10Hey, did you get that picture I sent you?
00:17:25Yes, I did.
00:17:26You look very healthy.
00:17:27You look very well hydrated.
00:17:29I just posted it on Instagram.
00:17:30I have 10,000 new followers.
00:17:33Listen, I have some very big news.
00:17:37What is it?
00:17:38I gave Julie the letter.
00:17:40I'm finally out.
00:17:42Like, really out.
00:17:43Wait, what did you do?
00:17:45I gave her the letter.
00:17:46I told her everything.
00:17:47What?
00:17:48You know, I didn't think I was going to be able to do it, but I saw the moment it sort of presented
00:17:52itself, and then I was present for it, and it just kind of happened.
00:17:56She didn't take it very well, but, you know, that's going to be her thing.
00:18:01I want to be a real couple, okay?
00:18:03I want to go to movies with you and sit at the same table in restaurants and not have to fuck in a bush.
00:18:08What do you think?
00:18:09Why would you do that?
00:18:11Well, because you told me that you wanted me to leave my wife.
00:18:16Kim, I didn't think you'd actually do it.
00:18:18God, who does that?
00:18:20Go back.
00:18:21No, I can't go back.
00:18:22I just told her and I...
00:18:23Go back.
00:18:24Edwin.
00:18:25Shannon, I love you.
00:18:27All right?
00:18:28I'm in this.
00:18:29You're in this too, right?
00:18:30Look, I can't take this kind of pressure right now.
00:18:32Huh?
00:18:33What do you mean you can't take...
00:18:34I'm not...
00:18:35What?
00:18:36What?
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:51Hey, can you come back in ten?
00:19:05You want to fuck?
00:19:07Hey, Alicia, it's Martha calling.
00:19:09Um...
00:19:10Uh, I was just calling because, uh, I didn't see you at the gym last night and that makes me really worried.
00:19:16Um...
00:19:17You call me champ, I'll fuck you so hard you come out, you run.
00:19:22I thought about what you said and I told her that you can only stay for two more weeks.
00:19:31Uh...
00:19:32I mean, I haven't told her yet, but I'm going to tell her, so...
00:19:35Um...
00:19:36But it would be really great to talk to you about that.
00:19:45Go.
00:19:46Go to the bed.
00:19:52Uh...
00:19:53I mean, I know you said you didn't want to talk.
00:19:55Uh, so...
00:19:56If you feel like it.
00:19:57Okay?
00:19:58Um...
00:19:59So, I don't know.
00:20:00Maybe we can hang out again soon or something.
00:20:03Or, uh...
00:20:04Just call me.
00:20:05Or text me.
00:20:06Take your paper.
00:20:09Get down.
00:20:10Okay.
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12Gonna get it.
00:20:14Okay.
00:20:15Bye.
00:20:33She gettingoo.
00:20:34She's my!
00:20:36Uh...
00:20:36She's my!
00:20:38I'm not !
00:20:41Hello!
00:20:41Shannon?
00:20:43Oh, yeah!
00:20:46Oh, yeah!
00:20:58Oh, yes!
00:20:59Oh, no!
00:21:00Housekeeping!
00:21:16Fire!
00:21:18Fire!
00:21:20What the fuck?
00:21:22Get off of her!
00:21:24What the?
00:21:26Tag team!
00:21:28My little sister!
00:21:30I'm still hot for your pussy, baby. Jump back on my dick.
00:21:32You're a disgusting piece of shit!
00:21:38Shan!
00:21:40No, no, no, Shan!
00:21:42God, what is wrong with you?
00:21:44What the fuck were you thinking?
00:21:46What the fuck, Shan? God!
00:21:48Oh, my God!
00:21:50Oh, my God!
00:21:52Shan!
00:21:54Is he dead?
00:21:56Shan!
00:21:58Did I just kill someone?
00:22:00You don't hear anything, Shan?
00:22:02Did I just fucking kill someone?
00:22:04Calm! Be calm!
00:22:06Okay, just kidding. It's gonna be okay.
00:22:08What am I gonna do? What are we gonna do?
00:22:10He was raping you, right?
00:22:12Yes! Right?
00:22:14100% rape!
00:22:16That was a rape!
00:22:18He was raping the shit out of me!
00:22:20Okay, then he was raping.
00:22:22What are you doing?
00:22:24What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:22:26Don't even...
00:22:28Front desk?
00:22:30What are you calling the front desk for?
00:22:32I'm telling them what happened!
00:22:34No, you're not!
00:22:36Hello?
00:22:38We can blame this on our boss!
00:22:40Jerry?
00:22:42Yeah! He would love jail!
00:22:44It's very structured!
00:22:46He'd make friends!
00:22:48You want me to go to jail!
00:22:50No! Of course you want not!
00:22:52Let me tell you something, Martha!
00:22:54I am a registered sex offender!
00:22:56Do you understand that?
00:22:58How do I prove that he raped me?
00:23:00I need your help!
00:23:02Fine!
00:23:04We'll figure something out!
00:23:06Excuse me!
00:23:08I got a phone call!
00:23:10Hello?
00:23:12Hello?
00:23:13This is Kristen from the front desk!
00:23:15Is everything okay in there?
00:23:17Can you open up, please?
00:23:18It's...
00:23:19By law, I need to check what is going on!
00:23:22Can I help you?
00:23:24Let me in!
00:23:25What's going on in there?
00:23:26Uh, nothing.
00:23:27I'm just cleaning.
00:23:28Oh, really?
00:23:29I got a strange call.
00:23:30It sounded like a fight or something.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I'm just really intensely cleaning.
00:23:33It's really dirty in here.
00:23:35Okay, listen to me.
00:23:36If you are calling me and you are pranking me,
00:23:38like in high school,
00:23:39that is grounds for dismissal here, Missy,
00:23:41and I am sure that Jerry would love to hear about it.
00:23:43Well, then why don't you go and tell him, Kristen?
00:23:45Good, I'm texting him right now
00:23:46with my other hand that you can't see.
00:23:47Psh, whatever.
00:23:49No!
00:23:50No!
00:23:55We need to hurry.
00:23:56Jerry's coming.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58What did you do?
00:23:59I'm just being respectful.
00:24:00He deserves some dignity.
00:24:01Everyone deserves some dignity.
00:24:02Even rapists?
00:24:03Yes, even rapists.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Ugh.
00:24:06Pull harder.
00:24:17Heading to 400, Copy.
00:24:19Over and out, good buddy.
00:24:35Where are we taking him?
00:24:36The presidential suite is empty.
00:24:45Lunch time!
00:24:51Good morning, ladies.
00:24:52Sorry.
00:24:53I don't know why she's barking.
00:24:54Shit sheets.
00:24:55Mm-hmm.
00:24:56The sheets are filled with shit.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Someone had an act?
00:24:59A bachelor party.
00:25:00Have a good day.
00:25:01Enjoy your stay here.
00:25:02Okay.
00:25:03Shit.
00:25:04Shit.
00:25:05He lives in Fresno.
00:25:06Hope he doesn't have family here and they don't come looking for him.
00:25:09Maybe he doesn't have any family.
00:25:10Our parents are dead.
00:25:11You are the only person who would turn that into a positive.
00:25:12Whoa.
00:25:13Look at this.
00:25:14Dude won a bronze in Beijing.
00:25:15You killed an Olympian.
00:25:16Only if you consider hammer throw a sport, which...
00:25:17Oh, no.
00:25:18Fuck!
00:25:19Who would call him?
00:25:20Fuck!
00:25:21Who would call him?
00:25:22Fuck!
00:25:23It's his sister.
00:25:24I'll just give it to him.
00:25:25I'll just let it go to voicemail.
00:25:26Then we'll...
00:25:27Hello?
00:25:28I know you're there.
00:25:29It's a really old phone.
00:25:30I didn't know...
00:25:32Hello?
00:25:33Hello?
00:25:34I know you're there.
00:25:35It's a really old phone.
00:25:36I didn't know.
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38How did he come in?
00:25:39Wait, no.
00:25:40Hello?
00:25:41No.
00:25:42No, no.
00:25:43Hello?
00:25:44I know you're there.
00:25:46Hello?
00:25:47Are you ready?
00:25:48No, no.
00:25:49Das ist ein wirklich altes Telefon. Ich wusste nicht.
00:25:51Hallo?
00:25:53Du hast die Voicemailbox von...
00:25:59Boris...
00:26:03Lipka.
00:26:05At The Tone, leave a message.
00:26:09Beep!
00:26:13Hey, es ist mir.
00:26:15Ich weiß, dass du in deinem Hotel rum bist,
00:26:17dass du in deinem Hotel bist.
00:26:21Ich bin so fucking sick
00:26:23mit diesen zwei Invalids auf meinem eigenen.
00:26:25Du besser hier bei drei oder ich will
00:26:27kommen Sie mir selbst.
00:26:29Okay, so they're not close
00:26:31und his parents are Invalids.
00:26:33Ich fühle mich das ist gut.
00:26:35Wenn er nicht auf drei,
00:26:37his sister wird kommen für ihn.
00:26:39Was wenn wir ihn auf Drei-Crete-Kanal
00:26:41und machen es so wie ein Suicide ist?
00:26:43Das ist das, was jeder Dumpen?
00:26:45How are we going to do that?
00:26:47Ich bin so schnell.
00:26:49Ich bin so schnell.
00:26:51Ich bin so schnell.
00:26:53Ich bin so schnell.
00:26:55Ich bin so schnell.
00:26:57Das ist das.
00:26:59Ich bin so schnell.
00:27:01Ich bin so schnell.
00:27:03Ich bin dann hier in der Luft zu mir.
00:27:05Ich bin jetzt nicht.
00:27:07Ich bin ein guter Mensch.
00:27:14Er ist schon ein guter Mensch.
00:27:17Wir können noch nicht gehen.
00:27:19Wir sind nicht die Polizei.
00:27:21Wir sind die Polizei.
00:27:23Wir sind die Polizei.
00:27:25Und dann?
00:27:27Dann?
00:27:28Dann?
00:27:29Dann?
00:27:30Dann?
00:27:31Dann?
00:27:32Dann?
00:27:33Dann?
00:27:34Dann?
00:27:35Dann?
00:27:36Dann?
00:27:37Also?
00:27:38Let's figure out a different way to make his body disappear.
00:27:39Gimme the phone.
00:27:40Give it to me.
00:27:43All right, here it is.
00:27:47Mom & dad's address.
00:27:48Boom and boom.
00:27:49What are we gonna do when we get there?
00:27:52I have a plan.
00:27:53Use your peeve!
00:28:07How are you?
00:28:11I'm a friend of Boris's. You must be his sister.
00:28:13Yes, I am.
00:28:14I'm his friend.
00:28:15Boris doesn't have any friends.
00:28:17I'm his sister and I'm not even his friend.
00:28:20Well, um...
00:28:21Where is he?
00:28:22Um, he's...
00:28:23Boris is more than a friend to me. I'm his life guru.
00:28:39Oh, this is good. So he's got a life coach now.
00:28:42Guru.
00:28:43Oh, guru.
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Interesting.
00:28:46So what kind of stuff do you advise him on the best prostitutes to fuck?
00:28:49I can see why you would say that, and that has been his painful reality for some time,
00:28:54but I'm hoping with my help and guidance we can move him through that and I can help him change.
00:28:59Well, it's too bad that he wasn't here to help me when I was changing Pop's diapers, huh?
00:29:03Couldn't help him with that, I guess, right?
00:29:05Are you feeling a lot of pain?
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07Can I come in?
00:29:08I don't think I can remember.
00:29:11Uh, it's true.
00:29:12Uh, it says that my guru is a guru.
00:29:16Guru, guru.
00:29:17Yes, I'm a...
00:29:18What do you mean?
00:29:19Guru, guru.
00:29:20I don't know what it is.
00:29:21Guru.
00:29:22It's a bit varied.
00:29:23Guru.
00:29:24I don't know.
00:29:25It says that my guru is a guru.
00:29:28Guru.
00:29:29Guru.
00:29:30Guru.
00:29:31Guru.
00:29:32Guru.
00:29:33I don't know.
00:29:34I don't know what's happening here.
00:29:36So I'm here to represent Boris, and he has come to the realization that he has been living
00:29:44in the past, and although winning an Olympic bronze medal is a major life achievement,
00:29:50he's never been able to really move past this.
00:29:53So we've decided that it's due to fear of failure.
00:29:58He's afraid of failing.
00:30:01So we've decided the best thing for Boris right now, in order for him to start over,
00:30:10is to leave Fresno forever, to never ever come back, to sever all ties with his family,
00:30:17and to never ever talk to you again.
00:30:28This is what I could deal with all day long.
00:30:30zuvor.
00:30:31Uh, uh, would you please tell your son?
00:30:32Um, he requested that I, I, I give you his back pack.
00:30:34To is yago pleca
00:30:37And there is his bronze medal that he got when he was, why did you meet him when he was a child?
00:30:50A terrible father, a good father.
00:30:54Our son is a friend.
00:30:58Boris, don't leave me here!
00:31:01Boris is so sorry that he has to leave the family, but he knows it's the only way he's going to be able to grow up.
00:31:07Pomosh me! Poopy! Pomosh me!
00:31:12You better...
00:31:17Think she bought it?
00:31:18I think so, but this will help.
00:31:21Sell this and get out of Fresno. I love you, but I can't change another diaper.
00:31:26XOXO Boris.
00:31:28Yeah, sounds good.
00:31:30What should we do with him? Should we just leave him here?
00:31:33No, we should roll him back to the hotel and figure something out.
00:31:37God-chan, do you just have to smoke all the time?
00:31:40Yes, I do.
00:31:41You know, we're in the middle of a serious drought, right?
00:31:42Yes.
00:31:43I mean, do you just want the whole place to go up in flames?
00:31:45Actually, yeah, it would kind of solve our problem.
00:31:48Think about it.
00:31:52We know somebody who has a place right around here.
00:31:54We do?
00:31:55Gerald?
00:31:56What the fuck, Martha?
00:31:57Be quiet and admit it's a good idea.
00:31:59All right, and you were saying that Braid was a Dane?
00:32:00Great Dane.
00:32:01A great one?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03That's why he's so big.
00:32:04Okay, so, uh...
00:32:06You do remember.
00:32:20Come on, man.
00:32:22My sister.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24Hey, what's going on?
00:32:25Hey.
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27These are old friends of mine, Shannon and Martha.
00:32:29Is this the Scooter Girl?
00:32:31How did you know that?
00:32:33You told me about it on one of our first dates.
00:32:35Wow, you really listen to me.
00:32:37I listen to you when you talk, baby.
00:32:38But you look the other way.
00:32:39It's incredible.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41Um, what's in the bin?
00:32:43I really hope it's a dead dog because we could use the cash.
00:32:45Sensitivity, honey, please.
00:32:47I'm sorry.
00:32:48We really hope it's your dead dog, please.
00:32:50That's Boris.
00:32:51He just passed away, so we were hoping to get him cremated.
00:32:53Gerald was saying we could have the friends and family discount.
00:32:56I'm sorry.
00:32:57You know, this is the reason why we're stuck here.
00:33:01This bullshit friends and family thing.
00:33:03Not everyone is your family, and almost no one is your friend.
00:33:07Can we walk around the cemetery and do this?
00:33:09It's just fun.
00:33:10We also, we need to get the bin cremated, too.
00:33:13There are no discounts, and the bin is extra.
00:33:16That's fine.
00:33:18We can pay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Hand me the tape measure.
00:33:22For what?
00:33:23Why do you need the tape measure?
00:33:24We have to measure for the others.
00:33:25We already know.
00:33:26No, we measured him.
00:33:27It's the average size of a Great Dane.
00:33:28It's five foot something something.
00:33:29Just charge us a Great Dane price.
00:33:30No, you don't.
00:33:31Yeah, whatever.
00:33:32The extra, extra large is fine.
00:33:33You guys can leave.
00:33:34You don't have to measure him.
00:33:35You don't have to measure him.
00:33:36I have to measure him.
00:33:38What the fuck?
00:33:40We said don't measure it.
00:33:42I'm sorry, we need to call the cops.
00:33:50What for?
00:33:51I'm with Ruby.
00:33:52Shut up.
00:33:53We own a business.
00:33:54We could lose everything.
00:33:55There's a human body in here.
00:33:57I understand that.
00:33:58Okay, listen.
00:33:59Do you understand that?
00:34:00Yes, I do.
00:34:01I'm the business person here, okay?
00:34:03We agreed.
00:34:04We agreed on that.
00:34:05And I say we don't call the cops.
00:34:07Because if we call the cops, then what's gonna happen?
00:34:09Nothing's gonna, they're gonna go to jail.
00:34:11And we're not gonna get anything.
00:34:12No reward?
00:34:13I mean, you think that the guy who found the slave girls in Ohio?
00:34:16Ohio.
00:34:17Errol Castro.
00:34:18Yeah, do you think that that guy, did he, did he get anything?
00:34:20Because he didn't.
00:34:21No.
00:34:22Uh-uh.
00:34:23He got like a hug from a little white girl.
00:34:25And then he got like an embarrassing interview that got auto-tuned and like put all over YouTube.
00:34:29That's not what we want.
00:34:30No.
00:34:31Not at all.
00:34:32We're gonna blackmail these two bitches.
00:34:34Are you kidding?
00:34:36We want $25,000 to get out of this butt crack and we want it by Sunday.
00:34:40What?
00:34:41There's no way we can come up with $25,000 in three days.
00:34:43We're in Fresno.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45I'm pretty sure you can.
00:34:47You seem very resourceful.
00:34:48So three days, $25,000.
00:34:50That's...
00:34:51I mean, we can go to Detroit with that.
00:34:52We could definitely go to Detroit.
00:34:53We can move there and set up shopping.
00:34:55I know.
00:34:56And guess what?
00:34:57You get a cremation out of it.
00:34:58You know how good we are at cremation?
00:34:59We're really good at them.
00:35:01A funeral service like you will not believe.
00:35:03But, um, you know, if you don't get the money, then you're gonna be tried for manslaughter.
00:35:07So, there's that.
00:35:10What about a payment plan?
00:35:11Nobody even has that.
00:35:12Layaway?
00:35:13Can I give you a little advice as far as the bodies go?
00:35:16Um, that guy is going to rot if you don't get him on ice.
00:35:20That's all.
00:35:21It just happens.
00:35:22It's biology and...
00:35:23Ugh.
00:35:24What a stupid-ass idea.
00:35:27Gerald.
00:35:28Money burns things for a living, okay?
00:35:30For $25,000 and they'll probably still turn us in.
00:35:33You're not turning us in.
00:35:34She said she wants out of Fresno.
00:35:36The only way to get 25K is dealing drugs or prostitution.
00:35:41I just paid thousands to put you in rehab and I double mortgaged my house.
00:35:45You're not becoming a prostitute.
00:35:47I'm not having sex.
00:35:48I'll be your pimp.
00:35:49I'm not touching sweaty palms.
00:35:51They're not always sweaty.
00:35:53Just pretend they're tiny little boobs.
00:35:55Okay, fine.
00:35:56What about this?
00:35:57What if we pull the fire alarm at the hotel and steal it from the front desk?
00:36:01I won't jeopardize my job.
00:36:02You realize that if we don't get rid of this body that we're going to go to jail and you
00:36:06won't even have a job, right?
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08Well, thanks.
00:36:09Thanks for your smoking out.
00:36:10For sure lost my VIP parking spot.
00:36:11Oh, wait.
00:36:12This is good.
00:36:13People only pay in cash at sex shops.
00:36:15Let's rob it.
00:36:16Mm-hmm.
00:36:17Mm-hmm.
00:36:18It's good.
00:36:19I can barely see.
00:36:24DIY toilet paper.
00:36:26It's genius.
00:36:27I know this place and the workers are always high.
00:36:30It's easy money.
00:36:31Come on.
00:36:32This is stupid, Shanley.
00:36:34Ridiculous.
00:36:43Does anybody work here?
00:36:45Does anybody work here?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48Sorry, smoke break.
00:36:51Oh, I like the teepee on your head.
00:36:53It's all rapey and sexy.
00:36:54I am very into scat.
00:36:56I need you to come over here right now and open this cash register and I need all the cash
00:37:00now.
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:02Get over here.
00:37:05Well, that was a bust.
00:37:06At least we got the overstock.
00:37:08Who knew sex shops were such a cash-poor business?
00:37:11Still doesn't gotta be worth something.
00:37:17Have fun.
00:37:18Everyone got the.'
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:20Sure.
00:37:21Bang and Look how strong it got,
00:37:22Do you think they're a businessman too?
00:37:36We're all right.
00:37:37We're not wrong.
00:37:38I am both right.
00:37:39I'm both right.
00:37:40I'm not stupid.
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:42Hi.
00:37:43I told you if you're not that nice thing.
00:37:44I would be right there but I am not saying it's it.
00:37:45Bis zum nächsten Mal.
00:38:15Jan, let's go.
00:38:21I can't believe we only made $400.
00:38:24It's fair to say we overestimated the market.
00:38:26That's a fucking understatement.
00:38:28Lesbians are poor.
00:38:29They always are and they always will be.
00:38:31Jan, don't be homophobic right now, okay?
00:38:34I only tell the truth.
00:38:35Well, here's the truth.
00:38:36Whose great idea was it to rob a sex shop, okay?
00:38:39It wasn't mine, that was yours.
00:38:41Let me remind you, that was my second idea.
00:38:42My first was to rob hotel rooms, but somebody was too scared of getting in trouble.
00:38:46You know what?
00:38:47Why don't you take these dildos and shove them up your ass?
00:38:49Oh, that's a really nice thing to say to a recovering sex addict.
00:38:53Do not be so annoying right now on top of everything.
00:38:56You stop being so annoying.
00:38:57Stop it, stop.
00:38:58You want to get titty fucked?
00:39:00I'll titty fuck it.
00:39:01No!
00:39:02Titty fuck it.
00:39:02Okay, you're good.
00:39:03Ow, ow, God, ow!
00:39:05What are you doing?
00:39:06Get off me!
00:39:07No, it's my turn to hurt Jan.
00:39:08What did I ever do to you?
00:39:10We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.
00:39:12Oh, sure, blame me for everything while you're at it.
00:39:14Blame me for mom dying of cancer and dad drinking himself to death.
00:39:17Ow!
00:39:18Dad, I already do!
00:39:19Where are you going?
00:39:28Where are you going?
00:39:31We still have a rotting corpse to deal with!
00:39:33You know what?
00:39:34Just turn me in, because I don't give a shit anymore.
00:39:38Ah!
00:39:49Give me one of those.
00:40:17You're welcome.
00:40:17Am I supposed to say thank you?
00:40:19Most people would.
00:40:21But from what your sister says, you're not most people.
00:40:26Well, Martha needs to learn to keep her fucking mouth shut.
00:40:28Whoa, whoa, language.
00:40:32Look, I know it can be, um, difficult.
00:40:35But, um, you know, your sister's pulling for you.
00:40:39She's a good person.
00:40:41How do you know?
00:40:42She told me quit smoking weed.
00:40:43It doesn't look like she was very helpful.
00:40:45I used to smoke weed, like, all the time.
00:40:50I never get any writing done.
00:40:51Now I just smoke before and after work.
00:40:54And I get stuff done.
00:40:56In rehab, we had more of an all-or-nothing approach.
00:41:00With a little bit of, uh,
00:41:02higher powers to run to yourself bullshit peppered in.
00:41:05Does it work?
00:41:07Seems to, if you believe you have a problem.
00:41:13So what do you write?
00:41:16Uh, I write poetry.
00:41:19Really?
00:41:21So you're all deep and shit?
00:41:23I don't know, maybe.
00:41:25Well, let's hear one.
00:41:27Ah!
00:41:27Fresno.
00:41:30I don't like it already.
00:41:35Fresno.
00:41:37Lord, why is it so hot?
00:41:40Did you mean for it to be this hot?
00:41:42Or did you leave the house in a hurry
00:41:44and Fresno is the oven you forgot to turn off?
00:41:47Fresno.
00:41:48Yes, that smell is dead animal.
00:41:51Do you like it?
00:41:53Fresno.
00:41:55Where is stuff?
00:41:56Like, anything.
00:41:59Fresno.
00:42:00Where the best job I could get
00:42:02is the worst job I've ever had.
00:42:05No hotel guest.
00:42:06I cannot tell you where anything is.
00:42:08If I knew where anything else was,
00:42:10I'd be there.
00:42:13Fresno.
00:42:22Come on!
00:42:26Come on, Martha.
00:42:26My deaf grandma could kick harder than you.
00:42:36Here we go!
00:42:38Come on!
00:42:38So, like sands through the hourglass,
00:42:47so are the days of all lives.
00:42:50That's plagiarism.
00:42:52I literally wrote that.
00:42:54Whether you believe it or not?
00:42:55I think so.
00:42:56That's so lame.
00:42:57That's partially it.
00:42:58I think you don't know enough about pros
00:42:59to really give me an accurate critique.
00:43:02I know about pros.
00:43:02I know about pro baseball players.
00:43:03I know about pro basketball players.
00:43:04I'm off work right now.
00:43:09Do you want to go do something?
00:43:11I do.
00:43:12Everyone in the circle!
00:43:14Yes!
00:43:14Faster, faster, faster, faster!
00:43:22We have one rule, one rule only.
00:43:25Never stop fighting!
00:43:26Hi-da!
00:43:34Hi-da!
00:43:35Thank you.
00:43:37Brian, email me Wednesday about privates.
00:43:40We'll work it out.
00:43:42Cool.
00:43:45How long has Alicia been with that dude?
00:43:47I don't know.
00:43:48I don't really talk to them.
00:43:52You were at that softball thing.
00:43:53Oh, yeah.
00:43:54Well, I didn't want to interrupt you.
00:43:56You were there with a date.
00:43:57Yeah, Tanya is just a friend.
00:44:00See you tomorrow.
00:44:01Yep.
00:44:02It's the worst.
00:44:03Tomorrow?
00:44:04What's tomorrow?
00:44:05Oh, my God.
00:44:06Please tell me you were going to Noah's bar
00:44:08by tomorrow night.
00:44:09I actually wasn't even invited.
00:44:11Well, lucky you.
00:44:13Noah's parents pay for privates,
00:44:15so I have to go.
00:44:18And you have to come with me.
00:44:20Like, as your fake date?
00:44:21No, as a real date.
00:44:24Is that a yes?
00:44:31Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:32What?
00:44:32Wait.
00:44:32Uh, let's, uh, do you want to...
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:35Let's go to the desk.
00:44:37Oh, no, no.
00:44:38That's not what I mean.
00:44:38Can we just slow down a little bit?
00:44:41Please, can we just slow down?
00:44:43Are you...
00:44:44What?
00:44:45Tell me you're not gay.
00:44:46No.
00:44:46I mean, no.
00:44:47I mean, no.
00:44:48Let's talk.
00:44:49Let's talk, okay?
00:44:50Oh, God, you are gay.
00:44:53No.
00:44:53My God.
00:44:57I don't know why I'm telling you this,
00:44:58but...
00:45:00Oh, jeez.
00:45:02I haven't slept with anyone
00:45:03since me and my girlfriend
00:45:04broke up a couple months ago.
00:45:06Seriously?
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08Do you, like, not like condoms or something?
00:45:10Do you want a drink?
00:45:10I'm going to have a drink.
00:45:11What is wrong with you?
00:45:13What the fuck?
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:14Martha would be so pissed.
00:45:16Do you want to go back to rehab?
00:45:17I'm a sex addict,
00:45:19not an alcoholic asshole.
00:45:21Really?
00:45:22Yeah, really.
00:45:23I don't...
00:45:23I don't...
00:45:24That's a thing.
00:45:26I thought it was, like,
00:45:26made up by Tiger Woods or something.
00:45:28Don't be a dumbass.
00:45:30Okay, well...
00:45:31Wait, just wait.
00:45:34The thing is
00:45:35that I'm really trying
00:45:35to manage my addiction
00:45:37just like you are.
00:45:39So will you just touch my boob
00:45:40just for, like, one minute, please?
00:45:42I don't...
00:45:43I just feel like maybe...
00:45:44What the fuck?
00:45:53We were just about to watch a movie.
00:46:03Can't believe you brought him in here, Shannon.
00:46:05He didn't see anything.
00:46:08You know, he's a good guy.
00:46:08He deserves better.
00:46:10No offense.
00:46:10Go to sleep.
00:46:13I can't sleep.
00:46:16Kelly invited me
00:46:17to a bar mitzvah tomorrow night,
00:46:19and it's freaking me out.
00:46:22I'm glad you're thinking
00:46:23about chicks
00:46:24instead of our shit-ass predicament.
00:46:26Uh, the bar mitzvah
00:46:27is in this hotel tomorrow night.
00:46:29So?
00:46:30So kids make a lot of money
00:46:32at these things, Shannon.
00:46:36That's genius.
00:46:37Yeah, it is.
00:46:38You want to jack the bar mitzvah.
00:46:43What do we do?
00:46:44Okay, look.
00:46:46I'll just go with Kelly,
00:46:47and then you can crash in.
00:46:50No, I can't go alone.
00:46:53I'll bring Eric.
00:46:54You can't tell him anything.
00:46:56I'll get him to help us.
00:46:57I won't tell him anything.
00:46:58I'll just make something up.
00:46:59I know he'll do it.
00:47:01He's so into me.
00:47:06Just go to bed.
00:47:10Jerry, I have some guests
00:47:11blocked out of room 402,
00:47:13and I'm getting no response
00:47:15from housekeeping.
00:47:16I don't think they cleaned this room.
00:47:28Oh, shit.
00:47:29Oh, shit.
00:47:32Shan, wake up, Shan.
00:47:33Hey, stop it.
00:47:34Shan, Shan, it's Jerry.
00:47:36What is it?
00:47:37God, this really sucks.
00:47:39Shit.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:44Okay, listen.
00:47:46I'll deal with Jerry.
00:47:48You go home and get the stuff, okay?
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50You gotta get the dresses
00:47:51for the bar mitzvah.
00:47:52What about the dead guy?
00:47:54Just make sure you keep
00:47:54fresh ice on him, okay?
00:47:56Okay.
00:47:57Okay, come on.
00:47:58Wake up.
00:47:59Don't do that.
00:48:01It's a big day, Shan.
00:48:02I know.
00:48:03I'm so nervous.
00:48:04It's me.
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:18I'm working.
00:48:20Okay, well,
00:48:21Martha's not here,
00:48:21and I'm home alone,
00:48:22so can you come over here
00:48:22and fuck me?
00:48:23So, now that, like,
00:48:25I've totally fucked up my marriage,
00:48:27now you want back in?
00:48:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:29I just, no.
00:48:30No, I, I...
00:48:31Or are you just fucking
00:48:32someone else now?
00:48:33No.
00:48:33Oh, no, baby.
00:48:33That's not it at all.
00:48:34I'm just, I'm alone now,
00:48:36and this is a perfect time.
00:48:37See, because I know
00:48:38that you always do this.
00:48:39Do what?
00:48:40You come groveling back
00:48:41as soon as you're
00:48:41seeing somebody new.
00:48:42Baby, listen to me.
00:48:43Listen right now.
00:48:44I...
00:48:44You need to start
00:48:45facing your fears
00:48:46and your feelings,
00:48:48or you're just gonna
00:48:48keep hurting yourself
00:48:49and everybody around you.
00:48:51Well, that's the long way
00:48:52to say no.
00:48:53Shan, I have to go.
00:48:57Ow.
00:48:57It's gonna look good.
00:48:58You're gonna get it
00:48:59nice and straight.
00:49:00Ow.
00:49:01Stop yelling.
00:49:02Doesn't hurt.
00:49:04Sorry, I guess
00:49:05I'm just nervous.
00:49:06About the bar mitzvah?
00:49:08Eric's gonna help us.
00:49:13Do you think
00:49:14you've ever been in love?
00:49:15I'm not good with emotions.
00:49:17As soon as I start
00:49:18to get close to someone,
00:49:19I just, I feel crowded
00:49:21and I'm not attracted
00:49:22to them anymore.
00:49:23How many guys
00:49:23do you think
00:49:24you've been with?
00:49:24I don't know.
00:49:28Like a ballpark.
00:49:30Like a hundred.
00:49:31One hundred dicks.
00:49:33Stupid thing is
00:49:34most of the time
00:49:35I don't even like the sex.
00:49:36Then why do you do it?
00:49:38I don't know.
00:49:39Like the pain of doing it
00:49:40is not as bad
00:49:40as the emptiness
00:49:42of not doing it.
00:49:44Does that make sense?
00:49:45Martha.
00:49:50Yeah?
00:49:52I was a hundred percent
00:49:53wrong about your hair.
00:49:55What's the problem?
00:49:56It's not good.
00:50:00Do cousin it.
00:50:01No, Shan,
00:50:02I'm not gonna do it.
00:50:03Yes, you are.
00:50:04Shan, I'm not doing it.
00:50:06You only have to look pretty
00:50:07for the bar mitzvah party.
00:50:23Hey,
00:50:24if tonight doesn't go too late
00:50:26maybe you can come over
00:50:27and, I don't know,
00:50:29watch Naked and Afraid
00:50:30with me or...
00:50:31Yeah, maybe.
00:50:31We'll see how it goes.
00:50:32Hey, ladies.
00:50:33It's dope you came.
00:50:35Yeah, of course.
00:50:36Got you something?
00:50:37Sir?
00:50:38Oh, thanks.
00:50:39That's sweet.
00:50:41I'll put it in my money box
00:50:42over there.
00:50:43It's cash only.
00:50:44Yeah, we heard.
00:50:45Yeah, it's actually coupons
00:50:46for free privates.
00:50:48Privates?
00:50:49You hitting on me, boo?
00:50:50I'm a man now
00:50:51so it's copacetic.
00:50:52Don't worry.
00:50:52All right, all right.
00:50:53Take it easy.
00:50:53Not in front of my date.
00:50:54Don't talk to Kelly like that.
00:50:56It's really rude, no one.
00:50:57Do you think you guys
00:50:58can make out
00:50:58on my next music video?
00:51:00Google Gloria Steinem
00:51:01and then ask us.
00:51:03So how long
00:51:04do these things last?
00:51:05Uh, about as long
00:51:06as the wedding reception.
00:51:07You know.
00:51:07Really?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09I don't really know
00:51:10how long that is
00:51:10because I've never
00:51:11been to a wedding.
00:51:12Really?
00:51:14I went to one
00:51:14but it doesn't really
00:51:16count because we eloped.
00:51:17You're married?
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:20What?
00:51:20I can be married.
00:51:23I totally got married.
00:51:25And nine days later
00:51:26I cheated on him
00:51:26and we got divorced.
00:51:28Super romantic,
00:51:29like I said.
00:51:30Like a fairy tale, actually.
00:51:33I'd read it cover to cover.
00:51:34I'm thinking of pitching it
00:51:35as a children's book.
00:51:36Well, you should.
00:51:37Or YA.
00:51:38That's probably
00:51:39the better choice.
00:51:39Yeah.
00:51:39I can hold up
00:51:40and hang your way
00:51:42to go back and forth.
00:51:44I'm up, I'm waiting
00:51:45to let my kid run.
00:51:49Y'all ready for this?
00:51:51I'm 13 now!
00:51:53Woo!
00:51:56I want to thank my dad,
00:51:57I want to thank my mom,
00:51:58and I want to thank my bubby.
00:52:01All right, let's do this.
00:52:02Come on, boys.
00:52:03Cash Money Tour!
00:52:04Welcome to my bitch for the bar.
00:52:07To the tartar,
00:52:08rolling pimp in my Maybach.
00:52:10Motherfucking car,
00:52:11taking rolls of my mouth
00:52:12like my hoes
00:52:13from the south of where I'm at.
00:52:15I'm from friends,
00:52:15motherfuckers, back.
00:52:17Where is that?
00:52:18Kelly, bitch, flat.
00:52:19Snap a pic while I take
00:52:21hold of my dick.
00:52:22Look a little longer,
00:52:23I'm stronger.
00:52:25Ah-ha, ah-ha,
00:52:26I suppress my cop.
00:52:28Cause my Jewish
00:52:28is the Jewish, no Adolf.
00:52:30My Jewish is the Jewish,
00:52:32no Adolf.
00:52:33My Jewish is the Jewish, no Adolf.
00:52:36Cause you can't get freaky
00:52:38when there's a Holocaust.
00:52:40Uh, all y'all motherfuckers
00:52:42can suck my cock.
00:52:44Suck it, suck it,
00:52:44I'ma be that cock.
00:52:46Peace!
00:52:47That is enough.
00:52:48That is enough.
00:52:48Hey, why enough?
00:52:50I'm just in the dance floor.
00:52:52Thank you for coming.
00:52:54Why doesn't everybody
00:52:54get on the dance floor?
00:52:56Let's dance to some
00:52:57appropriate music.
00:52:59You thought that was
00:52:59going to be Bruno Mars.
00:53:00Get over here.
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:03Now we gotta dance.
00:53:05I think we do,
00:53:06it's part of the deal.
00:53:07I don't dance.
00:53:08Come on, I think you do.
00:53:09I've never,
00:53:09never...
00:53:10All right, bring it in,
00:53:18bring it in.
00:53:18You have a really cute ass.
00:53:30It's distracting.
00:53:32Stop.
00:53:33It's a bar mitzvah.
00:53:35There is kids here, Kelly.
00:53:36I'm serious.
00:53:37It's distracting.
00:53:39My ass.
00:53:40Yes, I'm sure.
00:53:41It's because you work me out
00:53:44so good.
00:53:45Mm-hmm.
00:54:00Hey, maybe we should
00:54:01take a breather.
00:54:04Okay.
00:54:05Get a drink or something?
00:54:06I'm going to use the lady's room.
00:54:12Don't go anywhere.
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:14I really like you.
00:54:19And since you won't tell me
00:54:20why you're being blackmailed,
00:54:21I think it's only fair
00:54:22I get to do this.
00:54:22Excuse me,
00:54:36it's time to strap on the feed bags.
00:54:38Dinner will be in about five minutes
00:54:40if our very expensive catering company
00:54:43would just do their job.
00:54:47I'm only going to say this one time, right?
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:51All right.
00:54:52You ready?
00:54:53Yeah, yeah.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:55So...
00:54:56So?
00:54:58Guys look pretty cute together.
00:55:00Yesterday, you were pissed
00:55:02because I was alone with him
00:55:02and now you want us to get married?
00:55:04Not, Jan.
00:55:04This is different.
00:55:05He really likes you.
00:55:05I can tell.
00:55:07I know.
00:55:09I think I should just fuck him
00:55:10and get it over with.
00:55:11Okay, will you not say
00:55:12that kind of shit all the time?
00:55:15Me?
00:55:16Okay.
00:55:17Eric's in position.
00:55:18a woman is choking here.
00:55:43Oh my god!
00:55:44Someone help me, please!
00:55:45Is anyone here a doctor?
00:55:47I'm a doctor!
00:55:48I got it!
00:55:51Get everybody back, Noah!
00:55:52Son, tell me what the food shoots out!
00:55:54Noah, that's fucking disgusting!
00:55:57Cough it up! Cough it up!
00:56:00Cough it up!
00:56:02See anything?
00:56:03No!
00:56:05Ew!
00:56:06These are new shows!
00:56:08Are you alright?
00:56:09Is it all out?
00:56:10Uh-huh.
00:56:13Oh, you're welcome.
00:56:15Uh-oh.
00:56:16Uh-oh!
00:56:17Uh-oh!
00:56:18Alright!
00:56:19I think it's a seizure!
00:56:20I think it's a seizure!
00:56:21It's a seizure!
00:56:22Get back!
00:56:23Nobody panic!
00:56:24She's gonna be fine!
00:56:25Watch her arms!
00:56:26She's slapping her arms!
00:56:27Give her some hands!
00:56:28It's a seizure!
00:56:29Come on!
00:56:30No!
00:56:31No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:33No!
00:56:34No!
00:56:35No!
00:56:36No!
00:56:37No!
00:56:38No!
00:56:39No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:41No!
00:56:42No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:44No!
00:56:45No!
00:56:46No!
00:56:47No!
00:56:48No!
00:56:49No!
00:56:50No!
00:56:51No!
00:56:52No!
00:56:53That is really a bad thing these days.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55There's peanuts and everything.
00:56:56Alright!
00:56:57Give it up for this guy!
00:56:58This guy's a hero!
00:56:59Hero!
00:57:00Hero!
00:57:01Hero!
00:57:02Hero!
00:57:03Hero!
00:57:04Hero!
00:57:05Hero!
00:57:06Hero!
00:57:07Thank you!
00:57:08Hero!
00:57:09That was crazy!
00:57:10Yeah!
00:57:11That was pretty crazy!
00:57:12Are you okay?
00:57:13Yeah!
00:57:14I think I am.
00:57:15I was just a seizure, I guess.
00:57:17I think we should just go back to my place so I can keep an eye on you.
00:57:20How about that?
00:57:21Oh gosh.
00:57:22I don't know Kelly.
00:57:23I think I should probably just go home alone cause you know I nearly just died kinda so.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29What is it?
00:57:30Do you not like hanging out with me or something?
00:57:32No.
00:57:33It's not that.
00:57:35It's uh, like Shannon, my sister is at my house so I have to be there.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:42You have to stop using your adult sister as an excuse for blowing me off.
00:57:45I'm not blowing you off.
00:57:46I don't want you to think I'm blowing you off.
00:57:47Oh, I'm available.
00:57:48Like totally available and I'm gay and I'm very attracted to you.
00:57:54I don't know if you noticed that.
00:57:56Um, I like you.
00:57:57A lot.
00:57:58Um, and I'm cool as shit.
00:58:00So I don't see what the problem is.
00:58:02Am I like, what?
00:58:03Am I coming on too strong?
00:58:04Am I supposed to play games and pretend like I don't like you and be mean to you?
00:58:08Is that what Alicia does?
00:58:09Should I be like Alicia and flirt with other guys in the gym to like make you attracted to me?
00:58:14I'm not a game player, okay?
00:58:15I'm over that shit.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17I'm a grown ass woman and I fucking like you.
00:58:19So let's do this.
00:58:20What's the problem?
00:58:23I don't know, Kelly.
00:58:24I don't think, I don't think it's a good idea.
00:58:27Wait, wait, Kelly.
00:58:29Hey, and you know what?
00:58:30You should sign up for spinning because my class has a no asshole policy.
00:58:34Now.
00:58:35So.
00:58:44What are you looking at?
00:58:51Uh, nothing.
00:58:52I'm sorry.
00:58:53I didn't know anyone was here.
00:58:54So I'm just gonna go and you can continue your blubbering.
00:58:57Just pretend you're afraid of.
00:58:58You are so insensitive.
00:58:59Are you even a woman?
00:59:01It's like, hey, I'm sorry, okay?
00:59:04No, you're not.
00:59:05Okay, fine.
00:59:06I'm not.
00:59:07I saw an Oprah on this.
00:59:09You're a sociopath.
00:59:10Hey, wait.
00:59:11Now listen.
00:59:12I am not a sociopath, okay?
00:59:13I feel stuff.
00:59:14I empathize and I sympathize, which means that I'm not a sociopath.
00:59:18Okay, well, if that's true, then why don't you ask me why I'm crying?
00:59:29What's wrong?
00:59:30Um, okay, well, when I confronted Scott about you.
00:59:33Who's Scott?
00:59:34My husband.
00:59:35The one that you blew.
00:59:36Oh, yes.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:38Scott, you talked to him about?
00:59:39Yeah, he didn't deny it.
00:59:40He admitted it was true.
00:59:41Okay.
00:59:42And then I asked him if it was good.
00:59:44And I could tell he didn't want to say anything, but I forced it out of him and he said that
00:59:51it was the best blowjob of his life.
00:59:54And now he just can't stop fighting and I can't have sex with him and I just don't know
00:59:59what I'm gonna do.
01:00:00Cause I just, I can never, I can never do that.
01:00:04Yeah, okay.
01:00:05You can do it.
01:00:06You can do it.
01:00:07I know how to fix this.
01:00:08Uh, we'll use this.
01:00:11I am going to teach you how to give the best blowjob of your life.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:15But hold on.
01:00:16Can we use this?
01:00:20Doesn't surprise me Phil took the cash.
01:00:22He was in Buchenwald.
01:00:24Cause you can't get freaky when there's a Holocaust.
01:00:26It was a good run.
01:00:27Sucky sucky my big fat cock.
01:00:30So, uh, what do you normally do?
01:00:33Um, I just close my eyes and then.
01:00:38Looks like you're eating a corn cob.
01:00:40That's not gonna feel good to anyone.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:42Okay.
01:00:43All right.
01:00:44So what kind of porn do you guys watch together?
01:00:45No, no porn.
01:00:46None.
01:00:47Watch a porn once in a while by yourself and watch how the chicks do it.
01:00:50Aren't most of those women slaves?
01:00:52No.
01:00:53They're fine.
01:00:54Oh, I thought I saw a date line about that they were slaves.
01:00:56No.
01:00:57They put them in a box and ship them over.
01:00:59No, that's, no, those are the manicurists.
01:01:01Oh, okay.
01:01:02No, those aren't the porn stars.
01:01:03They're not slaves.
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Okay, so what you want to do is you want to pretend, like, what's your favorite food in the world?
01:01:10Um, um, uh, Yoplait yogurt.
01:01:14Cheesecake flavor.
01:01:15Okay, so I want you to pretend like this is filled with cheesecake flavored Yoplait yogurt.
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22And if you suck it hard enough, you're gonna get it all out.
01:01:25Okay.
01:01:26Okay?
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:28So now, in order to get out the yogurt, you have to squeeze it.
01:01:29Okay.
01:01:30And you want to put your mouth on the tip.
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:33Now you're gonna bring your hand up to meet your mouth.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36As your mouth goes down, your hand goes up.
01:01:38And it's like that.
01:01:39And so they're gonna...
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:41Mouth underneath the hand.
01:01:42Yes.
01:01:43Mouth underneath the hand.
01:01:44Now, right before, you're gonna get your hand up to the top.
01:01:46Hold it really tight.
01:01:47Spit in your palm.
01:01:48Rub it around the top.
01:01:50Point it away.
01:01:51Shoots out into the stars.
01:01:52Okay?
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Alright, you got this.
01:01:55Now, go, go, go, go, go.
01:01:56Yeah, that's it.
01:01:57Thank you.
01:01:58Okay.
01:02:07What do you mean it's only 12,000?
01:02:09Come on, come on.
01:02:10It's a lot of money.
01:02:11It's like, that's like six digits.
01:02:12Mm-hmm.
01:02:13I said I wanted 25,000.
01:02:15Well, you can get a house in Detroit for, like, $800.
01:02:18I didn't want a house.
01:02:19I wanted a building.
01:02:21Come on, Ruby.
01:02:22Please.
01:02:23But, like, it's cash.
01:02:24I mean, it's right here.
01:02:25It's a good start.
01:02:27Get everything rolling, you know?
01:02:28It's a great start.
01:02:31Mm-hmm.
01:02:32I'll sell the Thunderbird.
01:02:33You'll sell the Thunderbird?
01:02:34I promise.
01:02:35I don't need it.
01:02:36Super cool.
01:02:37Okay.
01:02:40I'll go turn the oven on.
01:02:48It was really sweet of you to come.
01:02:50Of course.
01:02:51You could have just told me you were being blackmailed for killing some guy's dog.
01:02:56I felt bad about it.
01:02:58You still do.
01:03:00This is my last dog!
01:03:02Suck my dick, Fresno!
01:03:06What's up with that chick?
01:03:08Oh, she's, um, moving to Detroit.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:13Um...
01:03:16Let's all bow our heads, uh, and have a moment of silence.
01:03:21Boris.
01:03:26Our precious Boris.
01:03:30He was a champion.
01:03:31Um, but he was also a dirty dog.
01:03:37Oh, God, please watch over him and take him to a better place.
01:03:43Everyone deserves their dignity.
01:03:46We've all done things we're not proud of.
01:03:48The last time I was at a cemetery was for my father's funeral.
01:03:53Uh, it was not an easy time for any of us, but especially not for my sister Shannon, because she didn't show.
01:03:59I know she wanted to be there, but she couldn't because, uh, she didn't feel good.
01:04:04I don't blame her.
01:04:06Uh, it's just, sometimes it's hard for me to do everything on my own.
01:04:09So I guess I'm just really grateful that we made it through this time together.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:43Hey, Martha.
01:04:47Martha!
01:04:49Martha!
01:04:51We've slept together before, so there's like a Grandfather Claus situation, you know?
01:04:53We still build these, isn't that crazy?
01:04:54Little sheds.
01:04:55Martha!
01:04:56Martha!
01:04:57Martha, stop running!
01:04:59Martha, come on!
01:05:00Wait, I'm sorry!
01:05:01Sorry?
01:05:02You're not sorry, Shannon.
01:05:03I'm sorry.
01:05:04You're not sorry, Shannon.
01:05:05You're not sorry, Shannon.
01:05:06Martha!
01:05:07Martha, stop running!
01:05:08Martha, come on!
01:05:09Wait, I'm sorry!
01:05:10Sorry?
01:05:11You're not sorry, Shannon.
01:05:12It's not my fault.
01:05:13It's my disease.
01:05:14I can't help it.
01:05:15Of course, right?
01:05:16You never mean to do anything.
01:05:17You know, you're just like Dad.
01:05:18Just blame everyone else.
01:05:20It's never you, right?
01:05:21Well, I am so tired of trying to help you.
01:05:22Martha!
01:05:23You can't leave me here!
01:05:24Don't come back to my place.
01:05:25I am done!
01:05:26Martha!
01:05:27Martha!
01:05:28You can't leave me here!
01:05:29Don't come back to my place.
01:05:30I am done!
01:05:31It's hard letting go, isn't it?
01:05:34I am so tired of trying to help you.
01:05:38Martha!
01:05:39You can't leave me here!
01:05:40Don't come back to my place.
01:05:41I am done!
01:05:42It's hard letting go, isn't it?
01:05:45If only Pop-Tart could have spoken up and told me what was bothering her.
01:06:06But turtles can't let you know what's going on, can they?
01:06:12Robots can't either.
01:06:13That's so soon!
01:06:41Staying for a while this time.
01:06:44You hit the bottle?
01:06:46This leftover bar mitzvam money.
01:06:48Good one.
01:06:50My mom died of cancer, then my dad died of alcohol, and my little sister had no one to
01:06:55help her, and instead of helping her, I just blew off my dad's funeral.
01:07:00And a few months ago, I did some really horrible shit, which is why I'm here, and my sister bailed me out again.
01:07:13And so did this guy that I met, who's really nice, and I really liked him.
01:07:20But instead of dealing with my feelings like a mature, adult, grown-up person, I fucked a random dude.
01:07:28I just, I just don't want to let anyone down anymore.
01:07:34I don't want to let myself down anymore.
01:07:36And I want this part of my life, this whole chunk to be over, and that's why I'm here, because I need help.
01:07:43I'm just fucking tired of fucking.
01:07:50Fuck.
01:07:53Sorry.
01:07:56It wasn't my turn.
01:07:59I'm sorry.
01:08:01You know who would have left that?
01:08:04Oprah.
01:08:06So, I'm going to get one more time.
01:08:11How old is the patient?
01:08:12Even more time.
01:08:15You can tell us how you stopped there.
01:08:18Oh, I don't know why you had two weeks.
01:08:23My wife, I can tell you.
01:08:25I gave it all my time.
01:08:27I gave it all my time.
01:08:30I had a book, I gave it all my time,
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01:10:03I have paychecks. This one is for Martha. That's you. And this is for Shannon. Your big sister.
01:10:28She's gonna have to pick hers up. Uh, she quit. And we're not talking anymore.
01:10:35Why not?
01:10:37Oh, let's see. Uh, she's a liar. She's selfish. She's ungrateful. And she can't get her life
01:10:42together. It's actually really sad. My sister sucks.
01:10:45Why does she suck?
01:10:46Were you not listening, Jerry? I just told you the whole thing. I, she's a pain in the ass.
01:10:52Why?
01:10:54Because she just does whatever the hell she wants. And she doesn't care who she hurts along
01:10:59anyway. I mean, I did everything I could for her. I, I, I got her this job. Let her stay
01:11:07at my place. And it's like she just didn't even want any of it.
01:11:11If she didn't want to help, why did you help her?
01:11:15Well, I don't know.
01:11:17Sounds like you need help.
01:11:21Uh, I don't need any help.
01:11:25You worry too much about your sister and not yourself.
01:11:28My life is pretty sweet.
01:11:31It's not sweet. You live all alone and you're a maid in Fresno.
01:11:37You're a maid too, you know.
01:11:39Yes, but I'm better than a maid. Executive maid. And I have a sexy girlfriend.
01:11:49Yeah, can you just like put them back the right way?
01:11:52Because they're always being tangled up.
01:11:54I think.
01:11:58Kelly, you don't have to hide from me.
01:12:01Hey, Alicia is working out at Freztown CrossFit. So you should go sign up there.
01:12:06I don't want to say hi to Alicia. I want to say hi to you, Kelly.
01:12:12Hi.
01:12:17Uh, I want to apologize to you. Okay? I'm sorry. I wasn't myself.
01:12:28Yeah, it's just a lot of weird stuff was going on in my life.
01:12:33If you say your sister or your ex one more time, I will literally vomit right now.
01:12:37Well, I won't.
01:12:39Okay? Because neither of them are in my life anymore.
01:12:42I mean, it's good.
01:12:44Like, for the first time in my life, I'm doing stuff just for myself.
01:12:48Like, I got a pedicure yesterday and, uh, I took a bubble bath, you know.
01:12:56Wow, you took a bath.
01:12:57Yeah.
01:12:58And, uh, now I'm doing this other thing I really wanted to do.
01:13:04Talking to a girl who I think is pretty cool.
01:13:06I really liked you.
01:13:12I still like you.
01:13:16Okay.
01:13:17But if your sister and your ex are, like, totally out of the picture for real,
01:13:22then what are you possibly going to use as an excuse not to go out with me tonight?
01:13:27Tonight?
01:13:27Nothing.
01:13:31Newsflash.
01:13:33I'm available.
01:13:35Really?
01:13:36Big time.
01:13:47Yo, yo, yo, Guru!
01:13:49Do you remember me?
01:13:51I think you have the wrong person.
01:13:53No, no, no.
01:13:53You don't remember me?
01:13:54My parents had a house that smelled like dirty diapers.
01:13:57Does that ring a bell?
01:13:58No.
01:13:59You remember this pretty face?
01:14:03Yeah, hi.
01:14:05You got any more awesome words of wisdom for me?
01:14:07Oh, I don't.
01:14:08I'm, uh, kind of out of the guru business.
01:14:11What?
01:14:12I'm working at Foster Farms now.
01:14:15Aw, well, that's good for Foster Farms, but bad for gurus.
01:14:19You were so good at that.
01:14:21I gotta tell you, my whole life changed because of stuff you told me.
01:14:24Really?
01:14:25How?
01:14:25I sold the van.
01:14:27I pawned Boris's bronze medal.
01:14:29I sold my parents' house for a shitload of money.
01:14:31I figured they'd be better off rotting in a nursing home, you know?
01:14:34Got a real good price on a nursing home, one of the cheapest ones.
01:14:37And, uh, that was really all because of you, I have to be honest.
01:14:41And I'm getting a chin implant.
01:14:43I never said any of that stuff.
01:14:45Listen, guru, I felt your vibe and I ran with it.
01:14:48If you ever see Boris, you tell him we're better off without each other, okay?
01:14:52Siblings can really sink each other, you know?
01:14:55Tell him I said that, okay?
01:14:58Take care of yourself.
01:14:59Namaste!
01:15:00Take care of yourself.
01:15:24Musik
01:15:54Musik
01:16:24Musik
01:16:349-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:16:36It's, um, it's not really an emergency.
01:16:40I killed a guy, so someone should probably come and get me.
01:16:44Please hold.
01:16:46I'm not connecting you to the Fresno Police.
01:16:50Have you seen your present location?
01:16:52Have you made something dispatched?
01:16:54No, you don't have to send the paramedics.
01:16:58It was a little while ago.
01:17:00It was an accident.
01:17:02I'm sure everyone says that, but it, like, really was an accident.
01:17:06Well, do you think that maybe someone could just come here and get me?
01:17:10Because I don't have a car.
01:17:12That's a really far walk.
01:17:16So anyway, Shan, I'm glad you're getting my letters.
01:17:24I miss you, but I'm kind of glad you're in jail.
01:17:26And I mean that in the nicest way.
01:17:28You better look like Linda Hamilton in T2 when he bit out.
01:17:32Baby got back, like, like her actual back was awesome.
01:17:36I'll see you next month and try and stay out of trouble.
01:17:40Hugs.
01:17:42Martha.
01:17:44P.S.
01:17:46I hate you.
01:17:48Which, in case you forgot, means I love you like a sister.
01:17:54Means I love you like a sister.
01:18:08Heyo, heyo, Christmas what's up?
01:18:12No, no round but party and frowns.
01:18:16Heyo, heyo, Christmas what's up?
01:18:19I did like this from the Hat Knackers 4.
01:18:26Oh, Cece.
01:18:28Yeah, stop.
01:18:30Oh, Cece.
01:18:32Thank you, you are, you have a treasure trove.
01:18:35You're like the Maya Angelou of dick sucking,
01:18:38and I mean that.
01:18:40I was just a big urine pig.
01:18:43Stop.
01:18:45It's Charles.
01:18:46I got it, I got it.
01:18:49I was just a big urinal pig for the entire community to enjoy.
01:18:56Everyone's excited, but I don't know what's happening.
01:19:00Why do I like this?
01:19:02What are we jacking?
01:19:04Maybe it's me.
01:19:06Maybe it's Jerry Garcia.
01:19:08Maybe it's Cousinette.
01:19:09Nobody knows.
01:19:10Hello, I'm here for your bar mitzvah.
01:19:13Shalom.
01:19:14Call me champ and I'll fuck you so hard you'll come out your butt.
01:19:18I'll be looking into the lens.
01:19:34Now I can't look away.
01:19:36I can't look away.
01:19:37I can't look away.
01:19:38You want us to come from the car?
01:19:41It's fantastic.
01:19:43I think we've to do better.
01:19:44Everyone is this together, there's nowhere to go to fight love.
01:19:46Open it up.
01:19:47rupulous doubt
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