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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:00:30Best Friend Stella, basically every significant person in my life
00:00:33And they're all just staring at me like I'm some kind of museum display behind glass
00:00:38Then I see two people I've never met before
00:00:41A mysterious, unearthly, beautiful woman
00:00:45And this red-haired girl
00:00:47And they both seem to be leading me deeper into the corridor
00:00:50This is when I notice a black door
00:00:55And I'm not sure why, but somehow I know that I've got to find out what's behind it
00:01:01So I grab hold of the knob, open the door, and discover
00:01:05A dumpster
00:01:07I've had this same bizarre fucking dream every night since I moved into the dorms last week
00:01:14So now I'm wide awake
00:01:17And being 18 and perpetually horny
00:01:22Anytime I have five idle minutes
00:01:24My right hand automatically takes over
00:01:28Like it's got a will of its own
00:01:30Sorry, I was trying to be quiet
00:01:52I was too hot to sleep anyway
00:01:55How was the party?
00:02:01Rad
00:02:01I'm wasted
00:02:03Nice
00:02:05You should have come with, dude
00:02:18Everyone got crunked
00:02:21Took their clothes off
00:02:23Swam
00:02:25The water was so warm
00:02:29You mind if I sit?
00:02:37Can I ask you something?
00:02:40Sure
00:02:41You're like gay, right?
00:02:44Uh, I'm more undeclared
00:02:48What's it like exactly?
00:02:52I mean, I imagine it's different from being with a girl
00:02:55It's way different
00:02:57It's more raw
00:03:03Physical
00:03:06I mean, because you're intimately familiar with the plumbing
00:03:10There's less mystery and guesswork
00:03:14Like, you know exactly what to do
00:03:18And how it feels
00:03:21Do you like kissing stuff?
00:03:26Of course
00:03:27I've never
00:03:30You know
00:03:33Kissed another guy before
00:03:36Well, that's pretty fucking awesome
00:03:39Shh, shh, shh, my roommate
00:04:00Plow me, stud
00:04:05Plow me with your monster stool
00:04:07So, yeah
00:04:10I have an excruciatingly hot
00:04:13Straight roommate
00:04:14Sup, I'm Thor
00:04:17Like the comic
00:04:18Yep
00:04:19And his name really is Thor
00:04:21As in the superhero god of thunder
00:04:23With the giant hammer
00:04:25I sleep naked
00:04:26I hope that doesn't weird you out
00:04:28It's like perpetual torture
00:04:31Plus, of course, he's a surfer
00:04:35Dumb as a box of rocks
00:04:36A.K.A. exactly my type
00:04:39So, I'm, like, really into Gran Turismo 5
00:04:43And before that
00:04:44I was into SOCOM
00:04:46And
00:04:47Oh, yeah
00:04:48Killzone
00:04:50I get with guys sometimes
00:04:52Sexually, I mean
00:04:56And I also like to surf
00:04:57Do you surf, dude?
00:05:00The guy sounds like a fucking ass-tard
00:05:02It's my partner in crime
00:05:05Stella
00:05:06Stella and I first met way back in ninth grade
00:05:08I refuse to do this assignment
00:05:10Because you're a sexist loser
00:05:11Who has no fucking clue
00:05:13What you're talking about
00:05:14And really, Smith?
00:05:17Another lurid in love
00:05:18With the oblivious straight boy fixation
00:05:20That's just it
00:05:21I'm not sure how straight Thor really is
00:05:24You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night
00:05:28Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight
00:05:31Case in point
00:05:32The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl
00:05:35Does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking
00:05:38There's just things Thor does that make me wonder
00:05:41Here we go
00:05:42Okay, so he's your typical straight guy, right?
00:05:44When it comes to sloppiness and manners
00:05:46And scratching his balls in public
00:05:48Or, like, eating half a piece of pizza off someone's coffee table
00:05:52However, he also does stuff like
00:05:55He wears Dior every single day
00:05:57And he exfoliates every night
00:05:59Religiously
00:05:59With one of those vibrating dermabrasion things
00:06:02Plus, he's a little too into his own body
00:06:05Like, beyond a normal straight guy
00:06:07Who works out admiring himself kind of way
00:06:09Are we done?
00:06:11No
00:06:11I saved the weirdest thing for last
00:06:14He wears flip-flops, like, almost every day, right?
00:06:16Very hetero
00:06:17Very dude choice
00:06:18Except for the fact
00:06:19That he has a whole collection of them
00:06:22Which he keeps in a color-coordinated row
00:06:24In his closet
00:06:26Wow
00:06:27Next to putting a dick in your mouth
00:06:29With Lady Gaga playing in the background
00:06:31That's about as gay as it gets
00:06:33See, I told you
00:06:34Smith, I'm kidding
00:06:35This was all cute and fun when we were 15
00:06:38But we're legal adults now
00:06:40In college
00:06:42Anyway
00:06:44I gotta get to class
00:06:47Me too
00:06:47Where are you headed?
00:06:49Imagination theory
00:06:50I'm beginning to wonder if being an art major
00:06:52In the College of Creative Studies
00:06:53Is a little too hippy-dippy even for me
00:06:55Gee, you think?
00:06:57Hey, dudes!
00:07:00The Messiah
00:07:01Our pothead RA
00:07:02Who's baked Alaska literally 24-7
00:07:04What's going on?
00:07:07We were just on our way to class
00:07:09That's cool
00:07:10I had a really freaky dream last night
00:07:13We'd love to hear all about it, but
00:07:16Both of you
00:07:16Were in it
00:07:18And the whole world
00:07:20Blew up
00:07:21In a horrible
00:07:22Nuclear
00:07:24Catastrophe
00:07:25Great
00:07:27Thanks, Messiah
00:07:28Bye-bye
00:07:29Majoring in Film Studies
00:07:36Is something I've wanted to do all my life
00:07:38Even though it is a little
00:07:40Anachronistic
00:07:41Considering there's real doubt
00:07:42As to whether cinema as we know it
00:07:44Will even exist anymore
00:07:45In the next few years
00:07:46It's kind of like devoting your life
00:07:49To studying an animal
00:07:50That's on the verge of extinction
00:07:51Smith, college is just an intermission
00:07:54Between high school
00:07:55And the rest of your life
00:07:56It's four years of having sex
00:07:58Making stupid mistakes
00:07:59And experiencing stuff
00:08:01It's a pit stop
00:08:02Not the second coming of the Messiah
00:08:05Speaking of
00:08:06That was sort of bizarre
00:08:07What the Messiah was saying this morning
00:08:08No kidding
00:08:10What's that guy's deal?
00:08:12He's got to be like 30 at least
00:08:13Yeah, I've been having weird dreams lately, too
00:08:16What do you think it means?
00:08:20It's a well-known fact
00:08:21That dreams are just your brain
00:08:22Taking a dump at the end of the day
00:08:23They don't mean anything
00:08:25Yo, Smith!
00:08:28Hey, dude
00:08:29Let me guess
00:08:31Thor
00:08:32What's up?
00:08:33Thor, uh, this is my best friend
00:08:35Stella, Stella, Thor
00:08:37Mind if I join?
00:08:39Oh
00:08:39Grazie
00:08:42So, uh
00:08:46What's your major, Stella?
00:08:49Art
00:08:50Art, really?
00:08:52Cool
00:08:52Yeah, cool
00:08:55Are you gay or whatever, too?
00:08:57Or
00:08:57Just, like
00:08:59Normal
00:09:07Hey, Messiah
00:09:09Smith
00:09:11Got something for you
00:09:13What is it?
00:09:17Someone slipped under my door this morning
00:09:19What's it say?
00:09:29The Chosen Son?
00:09:30What the crap's that supposed to mean?
00:09:34I have no idea
00:09:35Oh, hey, dude
00:09:42What are you doing?
00:09:46What's it look like I'm doing?
00:09:49Trying to suck your own dick?
00:09:51Bingo
00:09:51I've been reading on the internet
00:09:54That if you do these flexibility exercises twice a day
00:09:57You'll be able to give yourself a blowjob in three weeks
00:10:00I'll email you the link
00:10:01That's okay
00:10:02You sure?
00:10:04It's a useful skill to have, you know
00:10:05In case you hit a dry spell
00:10:07You ever taste your own cum?
00:10:10Not a whole load, mind you
00:10:11But you know if you shoot really hard
00:10:13And some gets in your mouth by accident
00:10:15Mine's not bad, actually
00:10:17Kind of vanilla-ish
00:10:20Really?
00:10:20Can we change the subject?
00:10:22Oh, bro
00:10:22What's the deal with your friend?
00:10:25Who, Stella?
00:10:26Yeah, the uptight dyke
00:10:27Yeah, look
00:10:30I know she can be a little aloof
00:10:31When you first meet her
00:10:32But she's actually
00:10:33Super hot
00:10:34In a bitter, edgy lez kind of way
00:10:37Think I have any shot at hitting that?
00:10:39I just threw up a little in my mouth
00:10:42I know
00:10:43Hello, I'm obsessed with you
00:10:44And you're into my vegetarian best friend?
00:10:47Just like I told you
00:10:48The guy's a chode
00:10:49I've met plants with better personalities
00:10:51And what do you make of him
00:10:52Trying to blow himself this afternoon?
00:10:55He likes having his sword swallowed
00:10:57Not exactly a revelation
00:10:59So anyways
00:11:01The party tonight
00:11:02I'm Laura
00:11:02You're going
00:11:04Lorelai, this hot girl
00:11:05From my emotion painting class
00:11:07Invited me
00:11:07Lorelai?
00:11:08As in
00:11:09Legendary siren
00:11:11Luring helpless sailors
00:11:12To their doom
00:11:12Yeah, I know
00:11:14She's Gorge
00:11:15And I need a wingman
00:11:16So you're drafted
00:11:17So that you can hook up
00:11:19And ditch me after five seconds
00:11:20Basically
00:11:21Nice hot, by the way
00:11:25Are we in Paris?
00:11:29Well
00:11:30It's about time, asshole
00:11:31I know
00:11:32It's been a while
00:11:33I'm sorry
00:11:34I've just been super busy
00:11:35Don't worry about it, hon
00:11:36I'll work my ass off
00:11:38Keeping a roof over your head
00:11:39For the past 18 years
00:11:40How's college life?
00:11:43Oh, oh shit, sweetie
00:11:44That's Australian
00:11:46They're the line
00:11:46Can I bring you back in 15?
00:11:48I'm going to a party with Stella
00:11:49Actually
00:11:50I'll just call you later this weekend
00:11:51Or something
00:11:52Sure you will
00:11:53There she is
00:12:01Lorelai
00:12:03That's her?
00:12:07I know
00:12:08That's really hot, right?
00:12:15Smith
00:12:16Lorelai
00:12:16Lorelai
00:12:17This is Smith
00:12:18Have we met before?
00:12:20No
00:12:21I'm sorry
00:12:24Anyway
00:12:25Shall we hit the bar?
00:12:28Definitely
00:12:29Are you going to be okay?
00:12:31Yeah, yeah
00:12:32I'm fine
00:12:32Yes
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00:13:19On the right in the morning
00:13:22There's a city growing in my head
00:13:25We're good
00:13:29It's the only way we can
00:13:36Just a minute
00:13:41Can you hold on?
00:13:46Can you hurry it up in there or put a piss like a banshee?
00:13:49Hello? Are you giving birth to a marine in there or what?
00:13:56Finally
00:13:56What happened to your shoe?
00:14:08A drunk girl barfed on it
00:14:10Nice hat
00:14:14Yeah, same to you
00:14:16London
00:14:22Yeah?
00:14:25I'm London
00:14:26You don't expect me to shake that hand before you wash it
00:14:29Sorry, gay dude
00:14:31Excuse me?
00:14:34Well, you are, right?
00:14:35What?
00:14:37Gay
00:14:38I don't really believe in standardized sexual pigeonholes
00:14:43So you're bi?
00:14:44Not exactly
00:14:45You do it with guys and girls, right?
00:14:49Depending on which way you're PETA points
00:14:50It's
00:14:53Any more
00:14:55Complicated
00:14:59Life doesn't have to be so complicated
00:15:01Neither does sex
00:15:03Are you okay?
00:15:08Yeah
00:15:08Uh, I'm
00:15:10What was the question again?
00:15:16Do you want to fuck?
00:15:18What?
00:15:18I just so happened to find quick, I saw it
00:15:25Sort of my thing
00:15:25Dude, keep it simple
00:15:29You, me, intercourse
00:15:32Yes, no
00:15:33Whatever, I'll drive
00:15:36Oh, what are you doing?
00:15:41What do you think?
00:15:42Maybe we should wait till we get back to your place
00:15:45Why?
00:15:46It's kind of dangerous
00:15:47I mean, I am trying to drive here
00:15:49I live for danger
00:15:52Yeah
00:15:54Me too
00:15:57I'm gonna come
00:16:04Don't do anything
00:16:06Just let me do it
00:16:07Oh, alright
00:16:08Oh, oh, oh
00:16:10Oh, oh
00:16:12Oh, oh
00:16:13Oh
00:16:14Oh
00:16:15Oh
00:16:16Oh
00:16:17Oh
00:16:18Did you come too?
00:16:19Oh
00:16:20Oh
00:16:21Oh
00:16:22Oh
00:16:23It's kind of hard for me to be in that position
00:16:25But it was really cool watching you
00:16:27Wait, you didn't come?
00:16:29Oh
00:16:30Oh
00:16:31Oh
00:16:32Oh
00:16:33Whatever, I'm good
00:16:35What kind of guy are you?
00:16:37If I didn't just have your dick inside of me, I'd swear you didn't have one
00:16:41Hmph
00:16:44I've got this kind of weird thing
00:16:46Where I'm really into making whoever I'm with come
00:16:50Well, that really turns me on
00:16:54Wow
00:16:55Ugh
00:16:56I happen to take pride in being scandalously great in bed
00:17:00So if you think you're going home without coming
00:17:03Forget it
00:17:04Oh yeah?
00:17:05Mm-hm
00:17:06Oh yeah?
00:17:07Mm-hm
00:17:08Oh yeah?
00:17:09Mm-hm
00:17:18Oh, it feels so good
00:17:25Oh God
00:17:27Oh God
00:17:28Wait
00:17:30Wait
00:17:31Don't come in
00:17:32I want to show you something
00:17:35What?
00:17:37Just lie back
00:17:38And relax
00:17:40Alright
00:17:43Are you ready?
00:17:45Yeah
00:17:46You're not even touching me, but it's like I can feel your mouth on my
00:17:55I don't know
00:17:58How do you do that?
00:18:00I have special talents
00:18:03What do you mean?
00:18:04Well
00:18:05Well
00:18:12The
00:18:29Oh fuck
00:18:31Oh fuck
00:18:33Oh yeah
00:18:35Oh
00:18:37Ah
00:18:38Ah
00:18:39Ah
00:18:41Ah
00:18:44Ah
00:18:47Ah
00:18:55I was so hot
00:18:58I almost came again, just watching you
00:19:02No
00:19:03Don't get any idea it's orgasm addict, I gotta get some sleep.
00:19:11What are you doing?
00:19:15No offence dude, I'm really not into the whole sleepover breakfast thing.
00:19:26Here, give me your number.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:33To see him?
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:48Help! They're coming! They're coming to get me! Please! We've got to get out of here! Come on!
00:20:05Help! They're coming! They're coming to get me! Please! We've got to get out of here! Come on!
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:48Wow, talk about a bad trip.
00:21:06What kind of drugs were you on anyway?
00:21:08That's just it, I'm not sure.
00:21:10It was just so vivid and real.
00:21:14I must have blacked out or something,
00:21:15because when I woke up, I don't know how much later,
00:21:18the animal-masked men, the red-haired girl.
00:21:21They were nowhere to be found.
00:21:23Smith, you were hallucinating.
00:21:24I can't believe I let you drag me
00:21:26out of a very sexy dyke's bed for this.
00:21:28Well, that's the other thing.
00:21:29How do you explain me seeing Lorelai in a dream
00:21:32before I even met her?
00:21:33Could be because there's more to Lorelai
00:21:35than meets the eye.
00:21:37What do you mean?
00:21:40She's a witch.
00:21:42Uh, what?
00:21:44She's a witch.
00:21:45You know, supernatural powers, cast spells.
00:21:50I know.
00:21:51Pretty cool, huh?
00:21:52I know.
00:21:52Pretty cool, huh?
00:22:15I know she's a nuke.
00:22:16I don't know.
00:22:17I know.
00:22:23Very natural have no idea.
00:22:32You didn't got no idea.
00:22:35I know too, but...
00:22:41Oh dear.
00:22:41Das war's für heute.
00:23:11No blood zilch I know and now you want to spend the rest of the day pouring over the entire student population in the campus directory
00:23:18You got something better to do
00:23:20uh sucking a fart out of a dead seagull's ass
00:23:31still
00:23:34still like 100 awake
00:23:41oh
00:23:48are you sure that's her
00:23:54so what do you do now
00:23:58start calling your real hair in the phone book i guess and say what hi i was tripping balls last
00:24:07night and you were in my dream oh hi what are you doing here i came to rescue you oh my god awesome
00:24:17smith go ahead bail
00:24:27hi uh i was looking for a madeline o'hara is there
00:24:32okay sorry i bothered you thank you
00:24:44hello
00:24:45what are you doing
00:24:48who is this
00:24:49the girl you felt last night oh hi sorry i repeat what are you doing
00:24:56uh i was kind of in the middle of something right now well i'm stressed about this exam
00:25:01i only have on monday and i was thinking i could use a really good orgasm
00:25:07thanks i needed that
00:25:13what
00:25:16nothing
00:25:17i just think you're
00:25:24cool
00:25:25cool yeah
00:25:29well you're cool too
00:25:36now where are you going
00:25:37i told you i have a massive test monday but my mom's still here
00:25:44so that's it we both come and you leave
00:25:47pretty much
00:25:48is there a problem
00:25:52it's just
00:25:54even though we just met
00:25:57i feel this weirdly intense connection with you
00:26:02i know me too
00:26:04you sure you can't stay a little bit longer
00:26:08is that you
00:26:11smith jr talking
00:26:15well
00:26:17as much as i'd love to help the two of you out
00:26:20i gots to study
00:26:26what's this
00:26:27um last night after i left your place i was walking out by the lagoon and uh
00:26:33i don't know what
00:26:36i know her
00:26:40what
00:26:40well i don't know her know her she was in my sociology class
00:26:45she was always strung out totally fucked up and last week she passed out in the middle of a lecture
00:26:50and what happened
00:26:53paramedics came and took her away
00:26:56well
00:26:57last night i had this insanely intense vision for getting murdered by three guys in animal masks
00:27:07did you say animal masks
00:27:09yeah
00:27:10uh
00:27:12why
00:27:14oh sorry
00:27:16were you guys bumming
00:27:18i was just leaving
00:27:23i'll call you
00:27:28uh
00:27:28hi
00:27:30can you move your fat ass out of my way
00:27:38thanks
00:27:40i'm thor by the way
00:27:42yeah i'm sure you are
00:27:48dude
00:27:50who was that
00:27:50i think that broke my all-time record
00:27:57you tired already
00:27:59we've been going at it for five hours
00:28:01i mean i love sex as much as anyone else but if i come anymore tonight my cooch is gonna break
00:28:07but i want to make love again
00:28:10you're kidding right
00:28:13what are you some kind of insatiable sex maniac
00:28:16yes
00:28:21too bad i'm beat
00:28:24the best kill
00:28:29what was that
00:28:31what what are you talking about
00:28:33i felt that lorelei i know what you're doing and it's not
00:28:43hello
00:28:44smith what are you doing
00:28:46walking home from the library why what's wrong
00:28:49you gotta rescue me it turns out lorelei's a little bit crazy as a shithouse rat
00:28:53i told you there was something scary about her
00:28:56look i'm gonna make up an excuse about you having some kind of crisis then i'll meet you back at your place
00:29:03stella what what's what's going on
00:29:05i'm just peeing
00:29:11what's taking so long i miss you
00:29:15be out in a sec
00:29:18i gotta go
00:29:18wait stelle
00:29:25oh
00:29:25what's wrong
00:29:39Oh, shit!
00:29:49Help! Somebody down!
00:29:52Jeff? What's wrong?
00:30:01The door.
00:30:04It was stuck.
00:30:06Are you alright, man?
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:10I'm fine.
00:30:24Who's there?
00:30:26The queen of fucking England. Who do you think?
00:30:28Fuck.
00:30:30Get in.
00:30:33What the?
00:30:34Just come here, quick.
00:30:35What? Look.
00:30:36Yeah, that's a beautiful parking lot, Smith.
00:30:43Yeah, we're just telling her.
00:30:44Who? What are you talking about?
00:30:46The animal masked men.
00:30:48You mean the ones you hallucinated?
00:30:50I'm not hallucinating now.
00:30:52I think that something really fucking freaky is going on.
00:30:59Oh, sorry. Were you two...
00:31:01No.
00:31:02No.
00:31:03You must be Smith's new girlfriend.
00:31:05Huh?
00:31:06She's kidding.
00:31:08Uh, Madeline O'Hara, the red-haired girl of London, says she was in her sociology class and then went missing about a week ago.
00:31:15Well, that's why I came by.
00:31:18She may have turned up.
00:31:20What do you mean?
00:31:21Is oceanography that building past Madigan Hall, way out on the west side of campus, right by the lagoon?
00:31:27London, what's going on?
00:31:29London, what's going on?
00:31:30It could just be a coincidence.
00:31:32But I was studying tonight in the library, and there on the floor, I saw this.
00:31:45Days passed.
00:31:46I searched the news religiously, but there was no word on the body in the dumpster.
00:31:50I started to wonder if maybe I really was losing my mind.
00:31:54To clear my head, I went to this nude beach a few miles from campus.
00:31:59I'd never been to one before in my life, so one morning before class, I checked it out.
00:32:04I gotta say, it was a little nerve-wracking.
00:32:07Kind of liberating.
00:32:09Lying there with the sun, the breeze, the smell of the ocean.
00:32:13All my worries, all the weird shit going on.
00:32:16Everything melted away.
00:32:18Melted away.
00:32:20But then...
00:32:33How's it going?
00:32:39Hey.
00:32:41Mind if I join you?
00:32:48Hunter.
00:32:53Smith.
00:32:55You come here often?
00:32:57It's my first time.
00:32:59I didn't think I'd seen you around.
00:33:05So...
00:33:07You in school?
00:33:09Yeah. You?
00:33:11Fuck no.
00:33:12I build and design hot tubs.
00:33:14Not really.
00:33:20What?
00:33:21I, uh...
00:33:23Do you, like, do this a lot?
00:33:25What do you mean?
00:33:27Uh...
00:33:29This...
00:33:32No.
00:33:34Oh.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:36Okay.
00:33:41Oh, hey, dude.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:43Yo, what's going on?
00:33:44Just teaching this bag a lesson.
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46Who's teaching who?
00:33:47My bag?
00:33:48Oh, Smith.
00:33:49This is my best bought rack sprints.
00:33:50What's up, man?
00:33:51What's up, man?
00:33:54Well, listen, I was just gonna grab a shower.
00:33:56All right, hey, man, if you want, you should try some of that awesome new conditioner I just got.
00:34:00It's the one on my soap with the French sounding man.
00:34:02Dude, listen to yourself.
00:34:03You sound like a huge fucking fag.
00:34:05Okay, man, that's it.
00:34:06I'm kicking a giant homo ass.
00:34:09Huh?
00:34:10Who's the fag now, huh?
00:34:11You are fagging the fag thing.
00:34:12What's up?
00:34:13Fag burger with a sign of fag fry?
00:34:15Yeah, I'm just...
00:34:16I'm just gonna...
00:34:19You meet some guy on a nude beach and five minutes later you're downloading his hard drive in the back of a van?
00:34:25You're a slut.
00:34:27Really?
00:34:30So, did you dump Lorelai yet?
00:34:32I'm trying to pull away, but she's not exactly making it easy.
00:34:36You're not inviting me in?
00:34:38I'm kinda tired and I'm a super early class tomorrow.
00:34:42Is something wrong?
00:34:44No, I'm just tired.
00:34:55Aren't you gonna kiss me goodnight?
00:34:57Um...
00:34:58Sure.
00:35:06Well, um...
00:35:07Goodnight.
00:35:09Stella.
00:35:12I love you.
00:35:15Yeah.
00:35:16Me too.
00:35:17I know I have to end it, but my experience with psychopaths like her is you have to ease away very gradually.
00:35:23Well, the sooner the better, before she pulls something really nutty.
00:35:29I told you nothing's wrong. I just gotta finish this project.
00:35:33You're not avoiding me, are you?
00:35:35Of course not.
00:35:37If you're lying, that would make me very upset.
00:35:39I'm not lying, babe.
00:35:42Look, I need to get back to work. I'll call you tomorrow, alright?
00:35:44What time tomorrow?
00:35:46After class?
00:35:48I'll be counting the minutes.
00:35:49Okay.
00:35:51I love you.
00:35:52Me too.
00:35:53Goodnight.
00:35:54I'll be counting the minutes.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:58I love you.
00:36:00Me too.
00:36:02Night.
00:36:24Hi, Smith.
00:36:26I hope you don't think this is too creepy stalker of me,
00:36:30but I'm too much of a social retard to walk up and say hi like a normal person.
00:36:34In case you're wondering, I got your email from Explosions in the Sky's Facebook page,
00:36:39so at least we have that much in common.
00:36:42Anyways, I was wondering if you want to maybe get together, have coffee or something.
00:36:48If not, then have a great life, I guess.
00:36:52Okay, I'm gonna stop now before I chicken out and toss this in the trash.
00:36:58Yeah, I'm Oliver, by the way.
00:37:00Okay, bye.
00:37:04Hello, Oliver.
00:37:06Hello, Oliver.
00:37:20Ah!
00:37:22Welcome home, Mel.
00:37:28Take me home, by the way?
00:37:32I didn't call anders, but it's fine.
00:37:38So I've been meaning to ask, the other day when I mentioned the animal mess, guys, you seemed kind of weirded out.
00:38:02Seems appropriate. It's a weird story.
00:38:08Is it your mom?
00:38:12How did you...
00:38:13Your face.
00:38:17My mom's okay. She did the best she could. Raising me on her own and working full-time.
00:38:22What about your dad?
00:38:24He died in a car accident when I was a baby.
00:38:26I'm sorry.
00:38:27I never knew him, so it's kind of like I don't even have a father.
00:38:31I don't see my dad either. He was an alcoholic. Abandoned us when I was little.
00:38:35I guess we have more in common than we thought.
00:38:41What are you looking at now?
00:38:43It's just my roommate's friend.
00:38:46Smith's got a crush.
00:38:48I do not have a crush.
00:38:51You're hot for him. Like, you're hot for that shaved ape roommate of yours.
00:38:54You know, it's just when I walked in, they were both rolling around on the floor, wrestling in their underwear.
00:39:01Straight guys are gayer than gay guys. The fact that they're in love and can't suck each other's dicks makes them act queerer than Clay can.
00:39:10What, what, what, what are you doing?
00:39:12I'm inviting him over.
00:39:13What?
00:39:14Chillax. I'm just having some fun.
00:39:17Here he comes.
00:39:18Hey.
00:39:20Uh, Rex, this is my friend London. London Rex.
00:39:24You look lonesome. You want some company?
00:39:26Sure. Thanks.
00:39:30We were just talking about sex.
00:39:33She's kidding.
00:39:35So, Rex, you ever heard of the Kinsey Scale?
00:39:38Huh?
00:39:38It's a rating system for sexual orientation, with zero being totally hetero, and six, 100% gay.
00:39:46Smith here is probably a three or a four, while I'm more like a 1.5.
00:39:51Why don't we talk about something else?
00:39:54Kinsey discovered that only 5 to 10% of the population are a six or a zero.
00:39:58What do you think your number is?
00:40:02Zero, I guess.
00:40:03Boring.
00:40:05You want to fuck anyway?
00:40:06Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:40:11Dude, don't worry. I'll give you the 4-1-1 after.
00:40:13Okay.
00:40:14Excuse me?
00:40:16Let's have sex.
00:40:18Just with you, though, right?
00:40:22Oh, yeah.
00:40:24That's it.
00:40:26Oh, don't stop.
00:40:27Keep doing that.
00:40:28Oh, yeah.
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:36Are you joking?
00:40:38Oh, sorry.
00:40:40I've had pelvic exams that last longer than that.
00:40:43It's just, you feel so good.
00:40:47What are you, 14?
00:40:49Wow.
00:40:49I'll be hard again in the field.
00:40:55And it'll last way longer the second time around, I swear.
00:40:57Oh, sure.
00:40:59In the meantime, we'll eat your pussy or something.
00:41:02This just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?
00:41:05Come on.
00:41:06Let me make it up to you.
00:41:12Come on.
00:41:13What the hell's going on down there?
00:41:41What?
00:41:41What do you think you're doing?
00:41:43Eating you out.
00:41:45Dude, it's a vagina, not a bowl of spaghetti.
00:41:50I don't know what your fucking problem is, but I've gone down to lots of girls and never
00:41:53had any complaints.
00:41:55Ever hear of faking it to spare your fragile male ego?
00:42:01Look, you want a few constructive pointers?
00:42:03I don't need any pointers.
00:42:05Trust.
00:42:06You so do.
00:42:08You know what a clit is, right?
00:42:09Yeah, I know what a clit is.
00:42:12Think of it as a little girl dick.
00:42:14And treat it accordingly.
00:42:15Imagine what your dick likes.
00:42:17Kiss it.
00:42:17Tease it with your tongue.
00:42:18Suck it.
00:42:19Even nibble it a little.
00:42:20Just make sure to regard it with the utmost care and respect.
00:42:23Which brings us to the number one golden rule of oral.
00:42:28Pay attention to how she's reacting.
00:42:29If she seems into something, keep doing that same thing over and over and over.
00:42:34It's about finding a rhythm she likes and sticking to it until the job is done.
00:42:39Got it.
00:42:41You're ready with the practical.
00:42:42I'm so ready.
00:42:47Well, get busy, sir.
00:42:52Hey.
00:43:05So, are we hooking up or what?
00:43:07Excuse me?
00:43:09I thought maybe you'd want to have sex so you could do rex via the transitive property.
00:43:12If A fucks B and B fucks C, it's like A fucks C by default.
00:43:16Well, uh, as appealing as you make that sound, I'll pass.
00:43:21You're curious?
00:43:23About?
00:43:24What Rex is like in bed?
00:43:29Oh, hey.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32I just came by to pick up some stuff.
00:43:35Is everything alright?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:39Totally.
00:43:41We'll lay it.
00:43:43Good to see you.
00:43:46What was that about?
00:43:48It got me.
00:43:52What is it?
00:43:54I sent a Google alert for any news about the dead girl in the dumpster.
00:43:57Did they finally identify her?
00:43:59Maybe.
00:44:01What?
00:44:04It's gone.
00:44:06What's gone?
00:44:07The torso.
00:44:10Someone stole it from the coroner's office.
00:44:16Today's the day.
00:44:31Heute ist der Tag, mein 19es Geburtstag.
00:44:50Meine Morgen beginnt wie andere, aber sehr schnell, wunderschönsend wird.
00:44:56Und jetzt, was beginnt?
00:44:58Was ich weiß, was ich mich nicht mehr so fühlt?
00:45:01Ich habe mich überrascht, weil ich mich überrascht habe.
00:45:05Das ist ein Verständnis, dass ich mich überrascht habe.
00:45:07Ich habe endlich mit Lorelei geschlossen.
00:45:09Ja? Wie geht das?
00:45:11NOOOOO!
00:45:15Yikes, dann was ich passiert?
00:45:17Das ist nicht über, Stella.
00:45:19Du hast keine überhaupt idee, was du dich in die Zeit hast.
00:45:23So, bist du worried?
00:45:26Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?
00:45:28Anyway, let's change the subject.
00:45:31Any word yet from, what's his name? Oswald?
00:45:34Oliver. No.
00:45:36I spent literally hours honing my reply
00:45:39to what was a masterpiece of definitely interested,
00:45:41but not too desperate drollness.
00:45:43How long's it been?
00:45:45Three days. I know.
00:45:48So, don't forget, we're seeing Helen Stellar tonight
00:45:52over in Ocean City.
00:45:54That's right.
00:45:57Oh, fuck me.
00:46:00Man.
00:46:01Smith!
00:46:03What happened?
00:46:04Smith stepped in dog shit.
00:46:06And it's his birthday.
00:46:08Happy fucking birthday.
00:46:10Could this day get any worse?
00:46:14Hello?
00:46:15Smith.
00:46:17Hi, uh, who's this?
00:46:19Hunter.
00:46:20Who?
00:46:22Hunter from the beach.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Hi.
00:46:26Sorry I didn't recognize your voice.
00:46:28That's okay.
00:46:30Just playing back in my mind the good time we had.
00:46:33I started getting a chub just thinking about it.
00:46:36So, I'm sure you have an important class or something to go to?
00:46:40I'm totally free all afternoon.
00:46:43Sweet.
00:46:44Want to come down?
00:46:45I'm on my way.
00:46:55Shit.
00:46:56Just a second.
00:46:59Damn it.
00:47:00Hold on.
00:47:01Hey.
00:47:02Dude, you don't have to hide your porn. I'm not your mom.
00:47:11What do you mean?
00:47:12Like you think the unmistakable sound of gay porn doesn't penetrate these walls?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18All right.
00:47:19Biatch.
00:47:20Major point.
00:47:22So, I gather your tawdry hookup at the beach was a bust?
00:47:25His cell rang right as he was going down on me and, uh...
00:47:30It's my wife.
00:47:32You married?
00:47:33Yeah, I thought I told you.
00:47:34Gotta run.
00:47:35We'll, uh, take care of this guy later.
00:47:38Can you believe it?
00:47:40Since it's you, yes.
00:47:43Anyway.
00:47:44Happy birthday, monkey spanker.
00:47:46What's this?
00:47:47You already got me the Helen Stowe tickets.
00:47:49Oh, shut up and opened it already.
00:47:55Oh, my God.
00:47:57How did you...
00:47:58I contacted them through their website and they autographed it for me.
00:48:02This is so awesome.
00:48:04Thank you.
00:48:07Oh, shit.
00:48:09Hello.
00:48:10What are you doing right now?
00:48:12Uh, just talking to Stella.
00:48:15Can you meet with my room in 20 minutes?
00:48:17I have a birthday surprise for you.
00:48:20London, this is making me a little uncomfortable.
00:48:24Do you want your surprise?
00:48:26Or do you want to complain?
00:48:28I'm not complaining.
00:48:29I really appreciate the effort, but...
00:48:38London.
00:48:43London.
00:48:44Come on.
00:48:45This isn't funny.
00:48:46Chill, Bill.
00:48:47I'm right here.
00:48:51Can you please take the blindfold off?
00:48:55Seriously, I've had enough fun for him.
00:48:57Come on.
00:48:58Huh?
00:48:59Ah!
00:49:00Ahh!
00:49:01Ugh!
00:49:02Happy Birthday.
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00:52:03Wir müssen uns auf e-mailen.
00:52:05Du gibst mir deine Nummer und ich werde dir meine.
00:52:08Ich habe eine große Pape für Due.
00:52:10Friday.
00:52:12Aber das Nacht, ich bin total open.
00:52:16Me, auch.
00:52:18Cool.
00:52:20Es ist... Es ist ein Date.
00:52:23Du bist nicht gleich wieder, sind wir?
00:52:27Ich bin calling you no matter what.
00:52:29Even if the world ends.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Well, uh...
00:52:37Better get back to my friends.
00:52:38They're probably wondering what happens and make you all right.
00:52:52See ya.
00:52:57So should I call him?
00:53:01What?
00:53:02Should I give Oliver a call?
00:53:04Just to say, you know, hi, nice wedding in to you.
00:53:07Good idea.
00:53:08Let him know you're a needball freak right off the bat.
00:53:10Really?
00:53:12Smith, the universe is finally smiling on you and everything is going your way.
00:53:17Don't fuck it up.
00:53:18Yeah, all right.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:22Will you pull over at the next off ramp?
00:53:24I have to pee like a pregnant woman.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Well, I'll try to get you some.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:31Have a good one.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:34Okay.
00:53:35Okay.
00:53:36Alright.
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00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40I'll do it.
00:53:41Okay.
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00:53:54Okay.
00:53:55Hallo?
00:54:25I'm sorry, I, I, I didn't mean to.
00:54:53Were you alright?
00:54:57Yeah.
00:55:00I, I must have just dressed up.
00:55:05Do you remember me?
00:55:09I think we've met before, at a party.
00:55:14I, I've never seen you before in my life.
00:55:18I barfed on my shoe.
00:55:21Later that night, I saw three men in animal masks.
00:55:25I don't, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:55:28Are you sure?
00:55:29Look, I told you.
00:55:32I don't know anything.
00:55:35Please, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
00:55:37Madeline?
00:55:41Madeline O'Hara.
00:55:44What do you know about the animal masks, ma'am?
00:55:48You've gotta tell me.
00:55:50You've gotta tell me.
00:56:03I had a twin sister named Rebecca, and when we were little, men in animal masks came to
00:56:19Anna Seite took her away.
00:56:30Dude, you already googled Rebecca O'Hara on your Blackberry
00:56:33and you got a million hits of nothing.
00:56:35Deal with it tomorrow.
00:56:40You're right.
00:56:42Just trying to enjoy whatever's left of my birthday.
00:56:45So how does it feel to be 19?
00:56:49Now, what is it?
00:56:54Nothing, I'm just tired.
00:56:57So, any more crazy messages from Lorelei?
00:57:01Well, they seem to have died down for now, so that's promising.
00:57:06Who knows, maybe I was overreacting.
00:57:09I mean, I know hell hath no fury and all, but could be she's not as bonkers as we thought.
00:57:19Stella, what's wrong?
00:57:37I don't know, do you think maybe I'm being too much of a wimp?
00:57:41Dude, you have a fatal attraction stalker with supernatural powers, you've got every right to be creeped out.
00:57:46Yeah, okay, sold.
00:57:48I mean, I'm going to give you the bed, lady.
00:57:51Want an Ambien?
00:57:52No, thank you. After the day we've had, I don't think I'll have any trouble falling asleep.
00:57:56Me either, but I want to be so knocked out, I won't have any more gnarly nightmares.
00:58:07So, where's Boar tonight?
00:58:09He disappears sometimes for a few days.
00:58:12I assume he's off somewhere burying his bone in some...
00:58:16Smith, come on, that's not funny.
00:58:24Smith, I'm not kidding, cut it out.
00:58:31Smith, what the fuck? You're freaking me out, stop it.
00:58:36It's not Smith.
00:58:37Smith, stop fucking around.
00:58:40Stella, I told you.
00:58:50It's not Smith.
00:58:57I warned you, Stella.
00:58:59I want you not to do this.
00:59:04Fuck you, Lorelai.
00:59:06This isn't real.
00:59:08It's not really happening.
00:59:09Oh, it's happening, all right?
00:59:12Believe me.
00:59:15It's happening.
00:59:16I'm dreaming.
00:59:17I must be dreaming.
00:59:18Wake up.
00:59:19Wake up.
00:59:20Come on, wake up.
00:59:21Wake up.
00:59:21Wake up.
00:59:43Lorelai, I know you're out there.
00:59:46I'm hiding.
00:59:47Show your fucking face, you fucking coward.
00:59:49Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
00:59:53You hear me?
00:59:54Fuck you.
00:59:55Fuck you.
01:00:19Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
01:00:25Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
01:00:26Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
01:00:27Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
01:00:28Fuck you, you crazy bitch.
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01:00:48Das war's für heute.
01:01:18Das war's für heute.
01:01:48Das war's für heute.
01:02:18Das war's für heute.
01:02:48Das war's für heute.
01:02:50All of it, the site, the IMs.
01:02:52Still, I'm not crazy.
01:02:54I was on this site.
01:02:55It had a list of all these ostracized members.
01:02:59Number one on the list was, her name was Rebecca Novak.
01:03:08Rebecca, that's the name of the red-haired girl's twin.
01:03:10So why does she have a different last name?
01:03:14I don't know.
01:03:14Maybe she was adopted or something.
01:03:16Anyway, the Rebecca girl, she had this whole litany of transgressions, blasphemy, sedition, treason.
01:03:25And her penance was death.
01:03:31And there's something else even weirder.
01:03:36What?
01:03:43On the website, they had a photo of the cult's leader.
01:03:47Like the L. Ron Hubbard of the whole thing.
01:03:48The supreme one.
01:03:50And it looked like my dad.
01:03:56What the fuck are you talking about?
01:03:58Your dad is dead.
01:03:59I found this in the trash when I was little.
01:04:04I've always kept it a secret.
01:04:07The guy on the website.
01:04:09That's him.
01:04:11I know it.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:14Oh, Milo.
01:04:15It hurts so good.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:22Tight session.
01:04:23You were really in the zone today.
01:04:25I had a lot of tension to work out.
01:04:27I could tell.
01:04:28So, is there anything else I could do for you?
01:04:31Well, for starters, you can get out of those fucking clothes.
01:04:41Now what?
01:04:43Oh, I've got a few ideas.
01:04:48And they're absolutely filthy.
01:04:52I mean, oh yeah.
01:04:55Oh, hold that one.
01:04:58Hello?
01:04:59Mom?
01:05:02Smith, I'm in the middle of a meeting.
01:05:05Can I call you right back?
01:05:07It's kind of important.
01:05:08It's about dad.
01:05:10What about him?
01:05:12I just had a couple questions.
01:05:14All right.
01:05:15He died when I was a baby, right?
01:05:19Yeah, in a car accident.
01:05:21You know all this already.
01:05:22What's going on?
01:05:23Mom, I just have to know.
01:05:24Is there anything you're not telling me?
01:05:26No, there's not.
01:05:27This chapter of our life has been closed for a long time.
01:05:31What was dad's last name?
01:05:33Did he go by any other aliases?
01:05:34Smith, look, I'm hanging up now, okay?
01:05:38Stop asking questions about your father.
01:05:40For your own good.
01:05:42Mom, wait.
01:05:43What?
01:06:08Das war's für heute.
01:06:38Das war's für heute.
01:07:08Das war's für heute.
01:07:10My father wasn't an alcoholic.
01:07:12He was in the cult, too.
01:07:14Ever since I can remember, my dad would disappear.
01:07:18And one night when I was around ten...
01:07:22...we'll never saw him again.
01:07:26And what does all this have to do with me?
01:07:30You're the firstborn male child of the Supreme One.
01:07:34The chosen son.
01:07:36What about you?
01:07:38Did you know who I was all this time?
01:07:40So that night we met at the party...
01:07:44I was following you.
01:07:46But only because I was hoping you might be able to lead me to my father.
01:07:50But our friendship.
01:07:52Everything that's happened since then.
01:07:54None of that was planned.
01:07:56You do believe me, don't you?
01:08:00I'm not sure what I believe anymore.
01:08:04The end.
01:08:06The end.
01:08:08The end.
01:08:10The end is near.
01:08:12The end.
01:08:13The end is near.
01:08:14The end is near.
01:08:16The end is near.
01:08:18The end is near.
01:08:19The end?
01:08:20The end?
01:08:21The end?
01:08:22The end?
01:08:23The end is near.
01:08:24The end is near.
01:08:39Hello?
01:08:41Das war's für mich.
01:09:11Ah!
01:09:41So you're saying her body just vanished into thin air?
01:09:47It was the freakiest fucking thing.
01:09:49One minute I'm checking her for a pulse,
01:09:51and she seems dead, cold as stone.
01:09:53So I run out to grab my cell to call 911,
01:09:55and by the time I got back,
01:09:57I swear it was like ten seconds later,
01:09:59she's gone.
01:10:01I know it sounds nuttier than squirrel shit.
01:10:05Well...
01:10:07Well, strange seems to be the new normal lately.
01:10:09What about Messiah?
01:10:11Did the doctor say he was just tripping or what?
01:10:13His pupils were like big black suns.
01:10:15They're running a bunch of tests.
01:10:21Hello?
01:10:23Smith?
01:10:25Mom, what is it? What's wrong?
01:10:27I need you to drop whatever you're doing
01:10:29and come home immediately.
01:10:31What? What are you talking about?
01:10:33I can't say anything more.
01:10:35They're probably listening to us right now.
01:10:37Who's listening?
01:10:39Mom, are you...
01:10:41Are you in some kind of danger?
01:10:43Maybe you should call the police.
01:10:44No.
01:10:45No, no police.
01:10:46They can't be trusted.
01:10:47They're part of it.
01:10:48Look, no more questions, okay?
01:10:50Just get in your car and come home.
01:10:52Smith, I'm not kidding.
01:10:54Do it.
01:10:55Now.
01:10:56Now!
01:11:06Smith, don't worry.
01:11:07I'm sure your mom will explain everything when we get there.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:12I just can't stop thinking about what the messiah said.
01:11:18You mean all that end is near shit?
01:11:21Stella, I have the exact same feeling.
01:11:25And it keeps getting progressively more and more intense.
01:11:29Like, what if this really is the beginning of the end?
01:11:48Hello.
01:11:49Smith, where are you?
01:11:51Me and Stella are driving to LA for the night.
01:11:53Actually, it's a family emergency.
01:11:55Is everything okay?
01:11:57Hope so.
01:11:58What's going on?
01:12:00Well, I just called the hospital.
01:12:03The messiah's gone.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06How could someone who's barely even conscious just up and disappear?
01:12:10Nobody knows what happened to him.
01:12:12That's not the only thing.
01:12:14What?
01:12:16The results of his toxicology report came back.
01:12:21They discovered traces of dioxin in his bloodstream.
01:12:25Dioxin?
01:12:26You mean like that Russian spy dude?
01:12:29Yeah.
01:12:30The messiah was poisoned.
01:12:39Are you sure you're gonna be alright?
01:12:40It's just I don't know how my mom's gonna react and it might be kind of touchy family stuff.
01:12:44Don't worry about me.
01:12:45Just call or text whenever the coast is clear.
01:12:49Thanks, Toe.
01:12:52For everything.
01:12:54Smith, everything's gonna be fine.
01:13:06Mom?
01:13:07Hello?
01:13:13Hello?
01:13:14Oh.
01:13:44Sie sind alles gut?
01:13:46Sie sind alles gut?
01:13:48Sie sind alles gut?
01:13:50Sie sind alles gut?
01:13:52Sie sind alles gut?
01:13:54Komm, lass uns aus hier.
01:13:56Wait!
01:13:58Smith, hurry up!
01:14:00What are you doing?
01:14:02What is it?
01:14:06Hello?
01:14:08Smith, I was just about to call you.
01:14:10There's something really weird going on.
01:14:12What do you mean?
01:14:14All the highest ranking members of the new order seem to be heading out of town.
01:14:20Like some mass migration.
01:14:22We're heading back now.
01:14:24But listen,
01:14:26I have something major to tell you.
01:14:28I think my mom's been kidnapped.
01:14:30What?
01:14:32She's missing and we found her Blackberry.
01:14:36And there's all this information on it.
01:14:38Information on it.
01:14:40What kind of information?
01:14:42A bunch of incriminating documents about my dad and the new order.
01:14:46It's so much huger than just some sick little cult.
01:14:50It's like this whole secret society and infiltrating media, government,
01:14:54even the police are involved.
01:14:56But look, that's not all.
01:14:58My dad had dozens of wives.
01:15:02Like he basically slept with anyone in the cult he wanted.
01:15:06As a result, he has all these illegitimate children.
01:15:10London, he's your biological father.
01:15:12And you're my half-sister.
01:15:18London.
01:15:20London, are you still there?
01:15:24I'm here, Smith.
01:15:26Look, you just need to get back here as soon as...
01:15:30London?
01:15:32London, what's going on?
01:15:34What's happening?
01:15:36London?
01:15:38London!
01:15:40London!
01:15:46London.
01:15:48London, open up.
01:15:50Fuck.
01:15:52This always works on my room.
01:15:54What?
01:16:00First Messiah and my mom, now London.
01:16:02Stella, we're fucking next.
01:16:04What are you gonna do?
01:16:06We gotta get out of here.
01:16:08Just pack some stuff in a bag and I'll meet you in your room in like five minutes.
01:16:10What?
01:16:11Stella, just do it.
01:16:12Five minutes, hurry and watch your back.
01:16:14him, watch your back.
01:16:44Was ist passiert? Wer hat das gemacht?
01:17:02Was hast du warten? Wir haben nicht alle Nacht.
01:17:05Halt mich, Fag. Wer ist du Queen für heute?
01:17:07Dude, wirklich!
01:17:09Das ist kein Zeitpunkt für dicken.
01:17:14Smith?
01:17:16Smith?
01:17:18Sia, Jesus, du hast mir eine frikin' Herz attack.
01:17:25Stella, kein Zeitpunkt zu erzählen. Wo ist Smith?
01:17:27Ich glaube, er hat sich wurde kidnapped.
01:17:29Fuck!
01:17:30Sia, was ist das?
01:17:32Was ist passiert?
01:17:33Was ist das?
01:17:35Sia, Jesus, du hast mir eine frikin' Herz attack.
01:17:37Stella, kein Zeitpunkt zu erzählen. Wo ist Smith?
01:17:39Ich glaube, er wurde kidnapped.
01:17:41Fuck.
01:17:42Sia, was ist passiert?
01:17:44Komm mit mir. Ich erzähle auf der Weg.
01:17:45Auf der Weg, wo? Was bist du?
01:17:47Stella, wir sind schon zu lange.
01:17:49Komm schon!
01:17:50Komm schon!
01:17:51Tschüss.
01:17:52Komm schon!
01:17:53Komm schon!
01:17:54Komm schon!
01:17:55Komm schon!
01:17:56Komm schon!
01:17:57Komm schon!
01:17:58Komm!
01:17:59Komm schon!
01:18:00Komm schon!
01:18:01Komm schon!
01:18:02Komm schon!
01:18:03Komm schon!
01:18:04Komm schon!
01:18:05Dann solltest du dich jetzt dasken.
01:18:07Kann ich mich sagen, was ist passiert?
01:18:09Es ist Nummer!
01:18:10Was ist Nummer 0,
01:18:11Dollar?
01:18:12Was ist Nummer 0?
01:18:13Es wird ein heißer Code-Speak für die Zeit der Welt ends.
01:18:15Die Welt enden.
01:18:17Ich bin sicher, dass du schon gehört hast,
01:18:19aber du musst auf die Weed-In-Tage wiederholfen.
01:18:22Als ein Fall ist,
01:18:24ich kann mich nicht mehr aufhören.
01:18:26Der Stoner ist einfach nur ein Front.
01:18:28Ich bin eigentlich Teil von einer Covert Guerrilla-Operation
01:18:30von der Resistance.
01:18:32Und es ist unsere Mission
01:18:34zu Wippen die New Order einmal und für all.
01:18:36Oliver?
01:18:38So, ich muss das alles klar.
01:18:39Ihr seid beide Ex-Members von der New Order
01:18:41die jetzt nicht wie Spies,
01:18:42zu destroyen es?
01:18:44Ja.
01:18:47Meine Frau, Rebecca, ist auch in der Movement.
01:18:50Rebecca Novak?
01:18:51Die Red-Haired-Gerl?
01:18:52Sie ist deine Frau?
01:18:54Sie war.
01:18:56Before sie wurde murdered.
01:18:58The cult performed secret initiations
01:19:00involving underage girls
01:19:02who were either abducted
01:19:03oder donated by their fucked-up parents.
01:19:05Rebecca was working undercover
01:19:07videotaping the rituals for the FBI.
01:19:09Smith saw that video.
01:19:11It was on a USB drive he said got stolen.
01:19:13We suspect Thor and Rex were responsible for that.
01:19:16Thor?
01:19:17Rex?
01:19:18So all three of you have been spying on me this whole time?
01:19:21Dude.
01:19:22You're the chosen son.
01:19:24We have to monitor and report your every move.
01:19:27Hers too.
01:19:29And where are you taking us now?
01:19:32Go ahead, tell him.
01:19:33Tell me what?
01:19:34We're taking you to meet your father.
01:19:35Where are they, Oliver?
01:19:36Can you see them?
01:19:37Where are they, Oliver?
01:19:38Can you see them?
01:19:39Yeah, I got them.
01:19:40They're heading east.
01:19:41We're taking you to meet your father.
01:19:42We're taking you to meet your father.
01:19:44They're heading east to I-10.
01:19:45Here's some kind of witch too.
01:19:46Wo sind sie, Oliver?
01:20:02Sie sehen sie?
01:20:06Ja, ich habe sie.
01:20:08Sie sind nach links auf I-10.
01:20:11Sie sind ein Kind of Witch, wie Lorelei?
01:20:14A new order tests all its members' offspring for the gift,
01:20:18a certain type of brain activity indicating a predisposition for paranormal ability.
01:20:22Subjects displaying a high level of this marker are inducted into a program
01:20:26of intensive psychotropic treatment to cultivate those skills.
01:20:30And that's what happened to you and Lorelei?
01:20:33Some come out of the program severely damaged,
01:20:36with the laundry list of personality disorders.
01:20:39Others don't make it at all.
01:20:41Smith's gift is exceptionally strong.
01:20:43Smith has psychic powers too.
01:20:45They're just dormant.
01:20:46Like seeds that haven't germinated.
01:20:48Now that he's turned 19,
01:20:50looks like the prophecy is coming true.
01:20:52What's the prophecy?
01:20:54It's based on a recurring dream of your father's.
01:20:56But the chosen son will return to the fold in his 19th year.
01:21:00And the world as we know it,
01:21:02will be destroyed in a nuclear holocaust.
01:21:04You're shitting me.
01:21:05A new order has warheads strategically planted in every major city in the world.
01:21:10World War III can be started with the push of a button.
01:21:12But won't they obliterate themselves in the process?
01:21:15The cold has a massive underground lair called the secret sanctum,
01:21:18specially designed to survive a nuclear disaster.
01:21:21So after the great apocalypse, the new order will be all that's left.
01:21:24When the prophecy transpires, you inherit the kingdom.
01:21:28You're gonna be like the prince of the new fucking world.
01:21:31Well, if that's true, then why am I tied up?
01:21:33And why do London and my mom have their mouths taped?
01:21:36Sorry, man.
01:21:37We're just following orders.
01:21:39Though I guess now that we're out in the middle of nowhere,
01:21:42it's probably okay to let them get some air.
01:21:45What do you guys think?
01:21:47Why not?
01:21:48But if either of them mouth off,
01:21:49I reserve the right to plug their face hole with my cock.
01:21:54Ha!
01:21:59Don't worry.
01:22:00I'll do it nice and slow.
01:22:04So it won't hurt.
01:22:07Thanks.
01:22:08All's hot.
01:22:10No problemo.
01:22:16Grab her, you fucking douche!
01:22:17I'm trying!
01:22:19Look, is that them?
01:22:22That van belongs to a level four nidus sign of Smith.
01:22:25So yes.
01:22:27Well then, what the Jesus are you waiting for?
01:22:29Floor it!
01:22:33Please be getting it now!
01:22:40What the fuck's wrong with you pussies?
01:22:42Jesus!
01:22:43She's a fucking girl!
01:22:46Dude!
01:22:47Come on!
01:22:48Get her!
01:22:53What the?
01:22:55Pull over!
01:22:56Here's my fucking starfish, holo!
01:22:59Get her!
01:23:00Get her!
01:23:01Get her!
01:23:02Alright!
01:23:08Get her!
01:23:15What are you doing?
01:23:17Come on!
01:23:18What are you doing?!
01:23:19I'll see you at the bitter end of the night.
01:23:23What are you doing?
01:23:24Come on!
01:23:25Are you fucking kidding?
01:23:30You couldn't have picked a spoon around?
01:23:37No!
01:23:38What the hell?
01:23:38That's your hole!
01:23:40No!
01:23:40No!
01:23:49I'll see you at the end of the night.
01:24:19Since we're feeling so at least the time
01:24:29In our comfort zone
01:24:34Reminds me of the second time
01:24:39That I've brought you home
01:24:45You shower me with love blind
01:24:49As you're walking away
01:24:55Reminds me that it's killing time
01:25:00On this painful day
01:25:05See you at the bitter end
01:25:15See you at the bitter end
01:25:26See you at the bitter end
01:25:35See you at the bitter end
01:25:45And the time of incestation
01:25:48Flows my life inside
01:25:50Smiling time
01:25:52Down in silence
01:25:53See you at the bitter end
01:25:55I'll see you at the bitter end
01:25:58Who are sick and out of the beat
01:26:02And I'll see you at the bitter end
01:26:06And I'll see you at the bitter end
01:26:08I'll see you at the bitter end
01:26:09Turnless inside the cross
01:26:12See you at the bitter end