Ally McBeal Season 1 Episode 13
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00:00Previously on Ally McBeal
00:04Does size really matter?
00:08No. No. No.
00:10All I need.
00:12Doesn't it bother you to sit there naked
00:14like that? I'm only 27,
00:16Ally. It's a little early
00:18in life to be really bothered. He's cute.
00:21He snowboards.
00:22He's leaving the country
00:24on Sunday. Ah.
00:26Two ships that collide in the night.
00:30Here's a rumor flying around that you're going out
00:32on some date. A man of
00:33prowess.
00:40What is it you see?
00:41A baby. A baby.
00:44It dances.
00:46I don't know what it means.
00:48I guess I'm gonna have to whip out my Freud book.
00:50This is about your guilt.
00:52About wanting to do what you
00:54want to do with that model.
00:55Oh, it is not. It is. Renee, would you stop barging
00:57into my room claiming to know me?
00:59Well, I do know you.
01:00And this is your inhibition.
01:02Raising its ugly head.
01:03Keeping me awake.
01:04I hate flying coach.
01:21You want to switch seats?
01:23It's okay.
01:27You would think since the client was paying
01:29we could fly first class.
01:30Well, it's Richard Fish paying, I guess.
01:33What was that?
01:38I don't know.
01:39Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
01:41we apologize for the bumpiness.
01:42We're experiencing some trouble
01:44with one of our engines.
01:45It should be corrected momentarily.
01:47There's no reason to be alarmed and...
01:49What the hell?
01:52Stay in your seat.
01:53Don't anybody panic.
01:54What?
02:16What?
02:24Allie, what?
02:27Dream plane crash.
02:29Okay, calm down, calm down, easy, calm down.
02:33A plane crash?
02:34Oh, oh man, it was so real.
02:39You're just nervous about that trial about to start.
02:42Oh God, Renee, Renee, what a horrible way to go.
02:46You actually crashed?
02:47Yeah, yeah, and we were in water, so somehow I survived and I started floating to the top in a seat, but Georgia, she didn't make it.
03:00Georgia didn't survive?
03:02Uh-uh.
03:03Dead?
03:04Yeah.
03:06Oh my God.
03:07It isn't funny.
03:08No, I know, it's just...
03:09No, no, no, she got her head chopped right off.
03:13Oh, you are sick, Renee, you're sick.
03:15You killed her.
03:17Sick.
03:18I've been down this road, walking the line that's paid at my price.
03:28And I have made mistakes in my life that I just can't hide.
03:35Oh, I believe I'm ready.
03:38But love has been ready.
03:41Yeah, I got myself together.
03:45Now I'm ready to stay.
03:51I've been searching my soul tonight.
03:54I know there's so much more to life.
03:58Now I know I can shine the light.
04:01To find my way back home.
04:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:06Baby.
04:08Yeah.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11Yeah.
04:11I don't know.
04:41Why would the airline really want to take our...
04:44Oh, I'm so sorry. I...
04:46Glenn.
04:49Allie.
04:52Well, you're still here? You're still in the country?
04:55Yeah, something came up. I couldn't leave.
04:58Oh.
05:00Gee.
05:03You're looking great.
05:05You too.
05:06Oh, Georgia. Glenn. Glenn. Georgia.
05:12We met at class.
05:15Hi.
05:15Hi.
05:17So?
05:19So, we should go out again. Get together again.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, why don't we?
05:28I'll call.
05:29You do that.
05:31Okay. I'll see ya.
05:35Told me he was leaving the country, bastard.
05:38My name is John Cage.
05:45I, along with my colleagues,
05:47Allie McBeal and Georgia Thomas,
05:48represent the children of Joshua Lamb,
05:51a 70-year-old pharmacist
05:52who died in the crash of Transatlantic Flight 111.
05:56We cannot prove
05:57what caused this plane to crash.
05:59Some suggest it was a
06:01fuel tank, others a faulty wire.
06:03The truth is,
06:05we don't know.
06:07Race ipsa loquitur.
06:09What that means, basically,
06:11is the thing speaks for itself.
06:14The plane crashed.
06:16It speaks for itself.
06:18Would you repeat after me?
06:20Race ipsa loquitur.
06:22Race ipsa loquitur.
06:24Objection.
06:25Your Honor, since I will be asking them
06:26to apply this doctrine,
06:28I only want to be satisfied
06:29they're capable of pronouncing it.
06:31All right.
06:31Race ipsa loquitur.
06:36Now, to be sure,
06:37you didn't just mimic the sound.
06:38I'd like you to think about it
06:39for a few seconds
06:40and then say it again when I point.
06:53Race ipsa loquitur.
06:55Excellent.
06:56This jury pleases me.
07:01Allie, what's the harm?
07:04The sex was great.
07:05You didn't ever expect to see him again
07:07and now you're mad
07:08because he didn't call?
07:09It's the principal.
07:11He used a line.
07:12He flashed me a little
07:13gather-ye-rosebud look
07:14and I bit his hook line
07:16and swallowed his sinker.
07:17Allie?
07:19Can I steal a second?
07:20It won't take long.
07:21Don't you have a plane to catch?
07:23Renee.
07:23Renee.
07:23Renee.
07:24Renee.
07:24Renee.
07:24Renee.
07:24That was weird, huh?
07:36Running into each other?
07:38Yep.
07:39Weird.
07:41It wasn't a line.
07:42I was planning to leave the country.
07:44Something actually did come up.
07:46Fine.
07:46Bygones.
07:47Door.
07:47The reason I didn't call.
07:53Allie, you're a lawyer.
07:55We...
07:55We have about as much in common as...
07:57Just give him the chill.
07:59It's okay.
08:00Don't worry about it, Glenn.
08:02It's no problem.
08:04Look,
08:05I may be out of line,
08:06but I had this feeling
08:08that you slept with me
08:09because I was leaving the country.
08:14I felt like this
08:14cheap one-night stand.
08:17You what?
08:18Let's face it.
08:19I mean,
08:19you could have asked me
08:20to stay the night.
08:21We made love in the living room.
08:22I didn't even see your bedroom.
08:24And afterwards,
08:24I could read your face.
08:26It's time for you to go now.
08:28You didn't call me
08:29because you felt like
08:30a one-night stand?
08:33Wasn't I?
08:35No.
08:36Well, great.
08:36Then let's go out again.
08:39He's tricked me.
08:44You're going out with him again?
08:45Well, after I thought about it,
08:48he sort of had a point.
08:51If I had considered him
08:52boyfriend material,
08:53I would have held him up
08:53to the boyfriend test,
08:54which he would have failed
08:55in a second.
08:56But since he's leaving the country,
08:57I didn't consider him
08:58boyfriend material,
08:59which means I didn't hold him
09:00up to any test,
09:01which means he didn't fail
09:01any test.
09:03So I slept with him.
09:05So,
09:06aside from the...
09:08meat?
09:15How was he?
09:17Oh, Georgia,
09:18believe me.
09:19You have no idea.
09:21Really?
09:23Oh, no.
09:29No, no, no.
09:30I didn't mean it that way.
09:31I promise.
09:31We should get back in.
09:40All we know for sure
09:42is that the fuel tank exploded,
09:44whether it was
09:45an electrical fire
09:46or a mechanical failure
09:47or, well,
09:49a supervening act.
09:50We don't know.
09:51And will you learn more
09:52about this crash in time, sir?
09:54No.
09:55The FBI study,
09:56CIA,
09:57National Transportation Safety Board,
09:58all the studies are in
10:00and nothing is conclusive.
10:01But you can rule out
10:02missile?
10:03Yes.
10:04Bomb?
10:05Yes.
10:05Lightning?
10:06Yes.
10:07Mr. Hoverless,
10:08as chief investigator
10:09for the NTSB,
10:11what's your opinion
10:11as to what brought
10:12this plane down?
10:14Mechanical failure.
10:16You didn't find any evidence
10:17of mechanical failure,
10:18did you?
10:19No, we did not.
10:20Any evidence of human error?
10:22No.
10:23Anybody at Transatlantic
10:24been fired or suspended
10:25as a result?
10:26No.
10:27As far as the National
10:28Transportation Safety Board
10:29is determined,
10:29nobody here
10:31did anything negligent.
10:34That's correct.
10:35Did you ever claim
10:36you were abducted by aliens?
10:38I had a vivid dream once.
10:39I adjusted my position
10:40on the alien thing.
10:40I'd like to put that situation
10:41behind me if we could.
10:42That was the 80s,
10:42I was a different person
10:43and it was a whole lifetime ago.
10:44They offered zero.
10:50Zero.
10:50Zero as in nothing.
10:51As in.
10:52What am I missing?
10:54Killed in a plane crash.
10:55Big airline.
10:55How could it be zero?
10:56Causation is tough.
10:58The plane crashed.
10:59But the cause of the crash
11:00is unknown.
11:00Well, it had to be
11:01the airline's fault.
11:02What's their defense?
11:03Missile?
11:03Ricky Jewell?
11:03The burden is on us
11:04to prove negligence.
11:05Legal liability...
11:06Don't bring the law
11:07into this.
11:07Somebody's dead.
11:08There's money.
11:08John, speak.
11:10Well, I am troubled.
11:16I'm hooked on a feeling
11:19Yeah, yeah
11:20I'm high on believing
11:23That you're in love with me
11:28I've got it bad for you, darling
11:34But I don't need a cure
11:38I'll just stay addicted
11:42And hope I can endure
11:46All the good luck
11:49When we're all alone
11:51Keep it up, boy
11:53Yeah, you turn me on
11:56Are you sure she wasn't up there?
11:59I just laughed.
12:00She isn't.
12:01Well, she said 6.30
12:02And, I mean, maybe she just...
12:03Hey.
12:05Hey, sorry I'm late.
12:07Where were you?
12:09Oh, I had a couple of errands.
12:13A couple of errands?
12:16Yeah.
12:17You've had sex.
12:20What?
12:21No, I can see it.
12:22Okay.
12:23Your cheeks are all flushed.
12:25Got that sex afterglow.
12:28Are you on drugs?
12:29I can see it, too.
12:31That's crazy.
12:33It's a true thing, you know.
12:35Women get an actual redness from sex.
12:38Would you all just please shut up?
12:41Glenn.
12:47You slut.
12:49I just...
12:50I think it's some sort of quarter-life crisis.
12:53I just...
12:54I just...
12:54Well, he called me to see if I wanted to have a drink
12:56and I told him to meet me at home.
12:58Oh.
12:58I will deny ever having said that.
13:01Hey, Allie.
13:02Where you been?
13:04Out climbing Jack's beanstalk.
13:08She is such a kidder.
13:10She's such a stitch.
13:12But you're in love with me, yeah.
13:18How about those self-tips?
13:26I don't have any afterglow.
13:28That's normal pink.
13:35I apologize.
13:42Apologize?
13:43How...
13:43How could you fall like that
13:46coming out of a bathroom stall?
13:49I was hoisting myself
13:50doing some isometrics.
13:51I'm prone to evening blood flow droppage.
13:53Isometrics invigorate me.
13:55The fall was an aberration.
13:58I'm typically quite fluid, my dismounts.
14:01Huh.
14:02Well, um, are you okay?
14:04Yeah, my body reacts well to crisis.
14:09Allie.
14:09Yes.
14:11I know we're in the throes
14:14of scheduling our first date.
14:16But given that we're in trial,
14:20I'd feel most comfortable
14:21if we suspended our plans
14:25until you're finished
14:27with the well-endowed model.
14:31Um, being the juggle-ee
14:32troubles me.
14:34Well, I understand that.
14:36I...
14:36I certainly do.
14:42Hey.
14:43Hey.
14:44Hey.
14:46Hey.
14:46Hey.
14:46This Glenn guy.
14:57Is it serious?
14:58Who?
14:58What?
14:58Why?
15:00Glenn.
15:02He...
15:02No.
15:04No.
15:04Are you sleeping with him?
15:05But you can't ask me that.
15:07Allie, we're friends.
15:10If you're involved with somebody,
15:13friends talk about stuff like that.
15:14Well, we're not involved.
15:15We just met.
15:16But you're...
15:17No, no, no, no, no.
15:19You can't ask me that.
15:20Now, it is enough
15:21that we have unisex
15:22and we have to pee
15:23in the same room.
15:24You can't ask me that.
15:25No.
15:25No.
15:28So, that's a boundary?
15:30I think it should be, yeah.
15:33Okay.
15:33We combed through that aircraft
15:47piece by piece.
15:49It wasn't static electricity.
15:51It wasn't faulty wiring.
15:52The air conditioning didn't overheat.
15:56You sound a little annoyed.
15:58The people at my airline,
15:59they have been blamed
16:00for killing people
16:01and they didn't.
16:03There is no evidence
16:04of any negligence.
16:05We did nothing wrong.
16:09When a person chooses
16:10his or her air travel,
16:12he or she probably
16:12has various factors
16:13to consider,
16:14where to go.
16:15That would be one
16:16of the first considerations,
16:17don't you think?
16:18I suppose.
16:19Business,
16:20first class coach,
16:22another decision to be made.
16:24Yes.
16:24Some people require
16:25special meals.
16:26Yes.
16:27Do any of your customers inquire,
16:29will the plane be blowing up?
16:33A case like this,
16:35it's why I started this firm.
16:37To answer the call
16:38to human anguish.
16:39To perhaps make air travel
16:41safer for all people
16:42in the process.
16:43Too often today,
16:43we hear the adage,
16:45law is business.
16:46Well, it is not.
16:47Just a business to me
16:48or the other fine attorneys
16:49of this firm.
16:50It's a calling.
16:52The defense expects to be...
16:53This case is putting us
16:55on the map.
16:55Win or lose,
16:56we profit.
16:56We will win, won't we?
16:57Richard.
16:58Deus ex machina.
17:00Res ipsa locator.
17:01And even if we do win,
17:03we have no shot at punitives
17:05and compensatories
17:06for death of a parent
17:07are minuscule.
17:08Allie,
17:09the settlement conference.
17:10I want you to be me.
17:12Opposing council
17:13has a beat on me.
17:14They're laying in wait for me.
17:15I want you to be me.
17:17Allie,
17:17there's a human sundial
17:19here to see you.
17:20Oh, thank you, Elaine.
17:31Let's try to grow up
17:32a little, shall we?
17:33Let's try.
17:37Do you two actually
17:38find things to talk about?
17:39Oh, I don't like to attach
17:40anything audio to him, Richard.
17:43Tush.
17:50So,
17:52what's up?
17:55Stopping by.
17:56Mom went to class.
17:58I was wondering here
17:58if maybe you might
18:00be hungry later.
18:02Definitely.
18:03Great.
18:05Dinner?
18:05Sure.
18:07Good.
18:08I'll pick you up.
18:10Okay.
18:11We'll see you.
18:12Bye.
18:12He will get over it.
18:35Ex-boyfriends,
18:36they still get jealous.
18:37That's why...
18:38That's not what I'm worried about.
18:39Then what is it?
18:43I think I like him.
18:45Billy?
18:46Glenn.
18:47Glenn,
18:48I think I might
18:48really like the guy.
18:50Oh, no.
18:51This means...
18:51Oh, God.
18:53Allie,
18:53you might have to smile.
18:55Come on, Renee,
18:55you know what I mean.
18:56We are complete opposites.
18:58That this guy spends his days
18:59sliding down mountains.
19:01Allie,
19:01you say your opposites
19:03like it's a negative.
19:05Suppose you met somebody
19:06just like you.
19:06Ick.
19:07Right.
19:07And would you really
19:08want to be with a lawyer?
19:09No.
19:10No.
19:11I...
19:11But I just...
19:12I...
19:12No, no.
19:12You know what you're looking for.
19:14Good looking,
19:15good sense of humor,
19:16good father,
19:16good sex.
19:18Yes.
19:19Yes.
19:20But...
19:20But what if we don't
19:22really have anything
19:22to talk about?
19:25All right.
19:26Allie,
19:27I know that you have
19:28this great idealism
19:29about marriage,
19:30but...
19:30And please don't
19:31shoot the messenger here.
19:33What?
19:34Married couples,
19:35they don't talk.
19:36They don't?
19:38No.
19:39During the first year
19:40of marriage,
19:41they do,
19:41but after that,
19:42it...
19:42If you took a jelly bean
19:44and put it into a jar
19:45every time a couple
19:46has a meaningful discussion
19:47during the first year
19:48of marriage,
19:49and then after the first year
19:50you took that jelly bean
19:51out of the jar
19:52every time they talked,
19:53experts say
19:54the jar will never
19:56become empty.
19:57Experts measure marriages
19:58with jelly beans?
19:59Okay,
20:00you don't like that truth.
20:02Here's another one.
20:03The biggest one.
20:04Let me have it.
20:08So long as he is cute,
20:09smart,
20:10sexy,
20:10and decent,
20:11who cares what else he is?
20:13Because after you marry him,
20:15you're gonna spend
20:15the rest of your days
20:16trying to change him.
20:18Oh.
20:19You're going to redress him,
20:21you're going to change
20:21his haircut,
20:22you're gonna handpick
20:23the friends of his
20:23that still get to be
20:24his friends.
20:26I won't do that.
20:26Oh, don't lie to me, girl.
20:29It's part of the fun of life,
20:30finding the perfect guy,
20:32then trying to change him.
20:33I don't know.
20:36I don't know.
20:37Yeah.
20:38It's too cold now.
20:39I don't know.
20:40Go to bed.
20:40Ha, ha.
20:41Thanks.
20:51Nice to have you there.
20:53Bye for now.
20:53Bye.
20:55местrop
20:58Los Angeles.
21:00Mr. Ballard, you've put up an admirable defense so far.
21:11With the judge, persuasive.
21:13With the jury...
21:15This might come down not to what the jury wants to do,
21:21but what they need to.
21:23And what they need is to believe that airplanes
21:26just don't fall out of the sky for no reason.
21:28They need to believe it was a screw-up.
21:32They fly, as do you and I.
21:36And like you and I, to them.
21:39The idea that sometimes planes just crash because they just do.
21:45Unacceptable.
21:46There has to be a reason. Somebody had to have made a mistake there.
21:49That had to be a bad plane or a bad pilot.
21:53Because these things...
21:56They just can't happen.
21:58They just can't.
22:04Consider what you want, Mr. Ballard.
22:06Consider what we want, and consider what the jury wants.
22:10And then consider what they need.
22:12You know, I've never done what I did yesterday.
22:33Running home from work.
22:35Me neither.
22:38Really?
22:39You?
22:40You just seemed like you were built for...
22:43running home from work.
22:46I still feel like some kind of sexual object with you.
22:50Blank.
22:52That could be the reason why I wanted to make love twice.
22:55Prove to myself it wasn't just a one-night stand.
22:57Allie, you and I...
23:04I can't really see you and I having a future, can you?
23:08Excuse me?
23:14You're a great girl.
23:16But I still feel like some kind of boy toy.
23:24Boy toy?
23:25It's not you.
23:26It's me.
23:26I...
23:27I have some kind of complex with successful working women.
23:31Hey, hey, hey.
23:39Glenn, it's, um...
23:41It's not like we've really explored a relationship here.
23:45I know, but...
23:47Will you know this after two dates?
23:50I do.
23:50I'm sorry.
23:57So now what?
24:00Maybe...
24:01Maybe I should leave.
24:06Sure.
24:08I'll pay.
24:10I'm a successful working woman.
24:16Bye, Allie.
24:19You're a great lady.
24:20Bye, allie.
24:43Bye, Allie.
24:46Bye, Allie.
24:48Bye, Allie.
24:49Bye, Allie.
24:50Goodbye, Allie.
24:50twice he actually got me twice and do you want to know what really bothers me there won't be a
25:05third no he's one of those men who can't handle not being thought of as a nice guy and when i
25:13bumped into him he felt busted and he couldn't bear the thought that i might think him a dirt
25:17bag and that is why he asked me out again you okay i'm fine i am
25:28i would like to get a little even though
25:34what are you thinking oh just go back a little in time
25:41the penguin will you do the honors we're adults we're lawyers we do not do that penguin thing
25:51anymore ali oh renee now we have not officially retired the penguin and this guy he is the perfect
25:56finale you do it no no no see he would see it coming from me and besides we need your special
26:03little nasty touch please
26:07i'm not really comfortable being sculpted by you you know since i was intimate with your roommate
26:18oh i didn't drop by the sculpt and i'm not here to stick up for a roommate no i'm here
26:25cause while you might not enjoy being a one night stand i do excuse me i want you i've been holding
26:38your clay self in my hands now it's time for me to chisel the real thing does allie know about this
26:44yes she told me to help myself
26:49she did
26:52what's the penguin oh it's a little hard to describe you you kind of have to see it
26:58can i sure we're aiming for tonight okay shh what's going on nothing just talking about the case
27:05oh yeah i forgot how much fun a plane crash can be
27:08uh billy um ali and i are gonna go out tonight at the girls line out kind of thing that that's okay
27:15right sure great well we better get ready because closing's in an hour okay
27:24what you having a good time excuse me
27:33this thing with the model it's a little disappointing i don't suppose it's any of my
27:46business no but since you've wedged your nose right in there go ahead and you think this looks
27:51good you're running around with with what all i'll say is this when a lawyer walks into a
27:57courtroom he or she goes in with her reputation promiscuity undermines that reputation
28:02are you serious yes i am promiscuity okay how about hypocrisy did you give this little speech
28:09to john cage when he was busted for solicitation i didn't have to and besides it's different for a
28:14woman oh oh right a woman a woman is subject to a double standard it may not be fair but it sure as
28:19hell is true you want to go have fun fine but be discreet if you don't care about the firm's
28:23credibility i should think you should at least care about your own hey who i date doesn't concern
28:29this firm and it doesn't concern you if you have a problem don't come at me with any firm
28:34reputation pretext
28:36bitch lawyer
28:38money they have it we want it and we need you to make them give it to us and we want a lot
28:52their plane went up but it went down their father died not that you can really compensate my clients
29:01but if you spank transatlantic hard enough you can make it in their economic interest not to
29:05ever ever ever let another plane come down
29:08maybe you can make them so obsessed with safety they'll they'll hire more mechanics
29:13maybe they'll do more testing maybe they'll limit the number of years an aircraft can fly
29:17maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe who knows what that
29:21kind of obsession could achieve what we do know is that kind of obsession
29:26it won't come from conscience it won't be motivated by goodwill for that that kind of commitment to
29:34humanity it can only come from one thing let's all say it together money
29:41so she doesn't have any hard feelings no
29:52she thought you were a great guy actually
29:57pull over here
30:00what are we doing
30:02you're not one of those gotta have a bed guys are you glenn
30:06it's cold renee
30:18it's just i'm just a wee bit experimental
30:23ah experimental you mean what like frostbite
30:28have you ever had a penguin a penguin
30:33this is stage one
30:36i can't believe we rented these infrared things
30:42oh it'll be worth it
30:44what happens if a car comes
30:48if a car comes baby i promise you won't know this
30:51what
30:57for a penguin you are just a recipient
31:02oh
31:03he's wearing speedos
31:15no no no they're an italian knockoff winter green scented
31:18all right now
31:22lower your shorts
31:25lower my shorts
31:26all the way down to your ankles
31:28ow
31:30oh my god
31:32i can't believe this
31:34now
31:35come to me
31:37come to you
31:39where are we going
31:41you are so hot
31:48baby
31:48faster
31:55faster now
31:56you are doing it baby
31:58that's it you are doing it
31:59that's the penguin
32:00that's the penguin
32:02you are doing it baby
32:03that's it
32:04bye bye penguin
32:10She in?
32:34Yes.
32:36Hey.
32:37Hey.
32:39Sorry.
32:41I had no right to be so...
32:42Holy?
32:43Holy.
32:44I was about to say I was an ass.
32:46Yeah, ass holy.
32:48Ah.
32:49Listen, the reason I think I overreacted,
32:52I think that maybe part of who I am,
32:55my esteem,
32:56is that you used to be with me.
32:58And maybe that gets threatened,
33:00or I should say diluted a little,
33:02if you've been with everybody.
33:05Billy, I haven't been with everybody.
33:07I haven't nearly had time.
33:09Hey, I came here to apologize.
33:10Yeah, and you're good at it.
33:12Men are very good at swooping with apologies
33:14the day after.
33:15First the pain,
33:16and then the big sorry swoop.
33:18What the hell are you talking about?
33:20I'm sick of being a casualty.
33:21Everybody swings by to apologize, too.
33:23Then I am not sorry.
33:25Happy?
33:25Very.
33:26Fine.
33:27Anything else?
33:28No, that's all.
33:29Well, if you think of anything,
33:29be sure to come right back, okay?
33:31I will.
33:32Oh, and maybe I'll make a list for you
33:33of all my upcoming dates,
33:34and you can run background checks
33:36to save the firm from embarrassment.
33:38Bitch.
33:39Man.
33:44Oh, it's all about blame.
33:48If you get hurt,
33:50file a claim,
33:51collect your money.
33:52The idea that a plane could crash,
33:54that people could be killed,
33:56and an airline could be held not liable,
33:58of course they should pay.
34:01If a person gets cancer,
34:03there's got to be a doctor to sue.
34:05If somebody skids in the snow,
34:06go after the government.
34:07They're the ones with the plows.
34:09Last year,
34:11a man's house was destroyed by hurricane.
34:14It was called an act of God,
34:15so he sued his church.
34:18And he won.
34:25I apologize.
34:28If you get hurt,
34:35there's got to be a bad guy.
34:38Pain doesn't just happen.
34:40There's got to be somebody to blame.
34:46It's like he was talking about me.
34:49You.
34:49Yeah, he, he...
34:51A plane crashes.
34:55Hundreds of people die,
34:56and you find a way to make it about you.
34:59That's a new record.
35:01I don't mean that.
35:02I, I, I mean about blaming everybody,
35:05or, or everything,
35:06for...
35:10Do, do I blame other people
35:13for all of my,
35:14my, my woes?
35:16Yes.
35:16No, I, I want you to think about it, Renee.
35:18I would like a considered answer.
35:19Do I blame everybody else
35:21for all of my problems?
35:22Yes.
35:22You didn't think about it.
35:23Allie, I don't...
35:24Now, see, this is one of the reasons
35:25why I probably push too hard with men,
35:26because I am starved for communication,
35:29because all I get from my roommate
35:30is, is unthoughtful,
35:32knee-jerk quips.
35:34You just blamed me
35:36for your problems with men.
35:39I did?
35:41Well, you made me.
35:44Never mind.
35:44Never mind.
35:45I'm...
35:46As usual,
35:48you've been a very big help.
35:58Are we winning?
35:59The jury is out.
36:00But we're winning, right?
36:00We're gonna win.
36:01It's a win-win, right?
36:01The jury is still out.
36:02Richard, if you'll excuse me.
36:03I, I want to talk about this, Al...
36:05Cramps.
36:06Uh, later.
36:08Allie.
36:09Go away.
36:12Glenn is here.
36:14Thank you, Elaine.
36:15Allie.
36:16Go.
36:18No, wait.
36:19Stay.
36:27All right.
36:28I only have time
36:29for one apology scene per life,
36:31so since you're both here,
36:32I'm sorry.
36:33I know you were in here
36:34offering the olive branch this morning.
36:35I just wasn't in the mood
36:36to be forgiving
36:37since I'm still angry at men,
36:38and that was because of you,
36:39and that's why we gave you
36:40the penguin lesson,
36:41and I'm sorry about that, too.
36:43It's just that I guess you hurt me,
36:44and like the lawyer
36:45for the airline said,
36:46when people get hurt,
36:46they feel the need to blame,
36:47and I was blaming you
36:48even though you didn't do anything wrong.
36:50In fact, I was glad you told me
36:51you were leaving the country.
36:52I wouldn't have slept with you otherwise,
36:54and I really did want to sleep with you,
36:56and that's hard for me to say
36:57in front of him
36:58because I slept with him forever,
36:59and I apologize to you both
37:01for that,
37:02of all the two people
37:03to bring together
37:03for a combined apology.
37:05I'm sorry.
37:05You're both really good guys.
37:07It's just that you stung a little
37:09because I looked at you
37:09as it could be,
37:10and you could still sting
37:11without even trying
37:11because you were a meant-to-be,
37:13and this has nothing to do with blame.
37:14I was wrong,
37:15and I'm not finished yet,
37:16but I need to breathe.
37:21Um,
37:22where was I?
37:26You're needed in the conference room.
37:28685.
37:38And that's good?
37:39That's great.
37:42A jury could give us more,
37:44but they could also rule against us.
37:47My advice is to take it.
37:54No.
37:57Mr. Cage.
37:58When we first came to you,
38:02you told us a motion aside,
38:04this is a case about money,
38:05and we accepted that.
38:08But our father is dead,
38:10and we're in here
38:11trying to win a lottery.
38:14We'd like a verdict,
38:16a judgment against that airline.
38:19You might not get it.
38:21Well, we know that.
38:22And we apologize.
38:24I know law's a business.
38:26It's your business.
38:27And for us to spring this on you now
38:29is...
38:30Well, I'm sorry.
38:32Mr. Lamb,
38:33Mrs. Pierce,
38:34we are your lawyers.
38:37If you want to go to verdict,
38:38we go to verdict.
38:39And you don't have to convince us of anything,
38:41and you certainly don't have to apologize.
38:54This is what happens
38:55when the justice system
38:55gets perverted by a principal.
38:58And you, three,
38:59you're supposed to be lawyers.
39:00It's lawyers' job
39:01to make sure their decision
39:02is an informed one,
39:04and it was.
39:05Oh, go take a moment.
39:07I was uncalled for.
39:09Oh, people.
39:10There's a certain jury back
39:12with a certain verdict.
39:13Richard, are you sure
39:26you can handle this?
39:27Everything happens
39:28for a reason, Georgia,
39:29even lunacy.
39:30We're gonna win
39:31and get even more
39:32than that offer.
39:34What if we lose?
39:35I vomit,
39:36then dive into it.
39:38I brought my snorkel.
39:39Has the jury reached a verdict?
39:43We have, Your Honor.
39:44And what say you?
39:46In the matter of
39:47Lamb versus Transatlantic Airlines,
39:49we find in favor of the plaintiff
39:51and order the defendant
39:53to pay damages
39:53in the amount of $1.1 million.
39:57Excellent.
39:58Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
40:00we thank you very much
40:01for your service.
40:02You're free to go now.
40:04Thank you so much.
40:06Congratulations.
40:07Congratulations.
40:08You want the verdict?
40:09Souvenir?
40:09Yes, I would.
40:12May I, uh,
40:13touch, touch that?
40:18Yeah.
40:19Oh.
40:21You give it.
40:25I am.
40:27You're the reason
40:29I want to live
40:34I have to admit
40:44I thought you'd gone crazy again.
40:45I did.
40:48I'm comfortable there.
40:52You know,
40:52I just need to let the air out sometimes.
40:54Please,
40:55don't take it personally.
40:57Here we go.
40:58You guys want to toast now
41:00or wait for the others?
41:01Wait.
41:02Hey,
41:02you want to go dance first?
41:04I could do that.
41:06You,
41:06you want me to, uh,
41:07round up a twin?
41:09No.
41:11No, thanks.
41:11I'm,
41:11I'm fine.
41:12The lousy thing about winning,
41:25it's harder to deny you're alone.
41:29Would you like to dance?
41:31Oh,
41:32um,
41:33thanks,
41:34but I think I'm just gonna sit here
41:35and watch my friends for a while.
41:38Maybe later.
41:39Sure.
42:02Didn't do enough today?
42:05Why?
42:05Who you got?
42:07I was kidding.
42:09So where's Georgia?
42:15Still down there.
42:17Oh,
42:18she doesn't mind
42:19when you steal away
42:19to come see me?
42:21I wasn't coming to see you.
42:23I
42:23just
42:25came up here
42:25to get my bag.
42:26Ah.
42:31Well,
42:31uh,
42:34good going
42:35with the win today.
42:36Yep.
42:37Winning's the thing.
42:39I still get jealous.
42:47I see you
42:51with somebody else
42:52and I get jealous.
42:54That's why
42:55I was so...
42:56because I felt guilty.
43:02Can you believe that?
43:03Being with a guy
43:04and I feel like
43:05I'm betraying you.
43:08Tell me I don't need help.
43:12Yeah,
43:12you need help.
43:14Hmm.
43:16But what about me?
43:17I mean,
43:17one of these days
43:18you're going to meet somebody.
43:23For real.
43:24I know.
43:32Yeah.
43:33I know.
43:36Mm-hmm.
43:39Good night.
43:43Night.
43:43Night.