Ally McBeal Season 1 Episode 12
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00:01Previously on Ally McBeal
00:03If women really wanted to change society, they could do it.
00:06I plan to change it. I just want to get married first.
00:10Would you like to come to the wedding as my date?
00:13Oh, God, no. I've been having kind of a weird stretch,
00:16and last week I gave mouth-to-mouth to a huge person
00:19who thought it was a Snow White thing in reverse, and he asked me out,
00:21and then I finally met somebody I could like, and he had creamy Italian,
00:24and now I get hit on by a rabbi,
00:26and something tells me that I just probably shouldn't date
00:29until the world begins to make sense again.
00:31Would you be interested in coming with me as my date?
00:36What's the matter?
00:38Your libido sometimes goes lockstep with your insecurity.
00:42Part of me would like to keep you insecure forever,
00:45but only part of me.
00:48Contraceptive jelly? It was on sale.
00:50You're not a sexually spontaneous person.
00:52This hasn't been intended.
00:54Who is it?
00:55He's the guy who just walks in from another world,
00:58the guy who's looking for my door.
01:09I love sculpting.
01:10It's healthy to end your day doing something artistic.
01:13I agree.
01:15Um, can you turn around a bit?
01:17I can't see your meat whistle.
01:19Renee, you're not supposed to talk to him.
01:21Well, you're not talking much.
01:22I'm lost in my art.
01:24Yeah, whatever.
01:25Hey, I'm thinking of being sick on Friday.
01:27You wanna go skiing?
01:28I can.
01:29I'm in trial.
01:30A battery son of a big client.
01:32Okay, Jeff, you can take a break.
01:34Glenn?
01:35Wait, I haven't circumcised him yet.
01:37Cute.
01:39Speaking of cute.
01:40Renee, you're not supposed to look at him either.
01:53We're not supposed to look at him?
01:54Not like that.
01:56Everything okay over here?
02:12Fine.
02:13You?
02:15I might need a touch more clay.
02:17I've been down this road, walking the line that's painted my pride.
02:29And I have made mistakes in my life that I just can't hide.
02:36Oh, I believe I'm ready, but the love has been brilliant, yeah.
02:44I got myself together.
02:48Now I'm ready to sing.
02:52I've been searching my soul tonight.
02:55I know there's so much more to life.
02:59Now I know I can shine the light to find my way back home.
03:07Baby, yeah, yeah.
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:21Maybe it was some kind of implant.
03:23Mm-mm.
03:24Everything in that class has to be natural.
03:27Did that look natural to you?
03:29It looked supernatural.
03:32You gonna finish that sausage or just wave it around?
03:37We got home at 9 o'clock.
03:39Went to bed about 11.
03:41Got up an hour ago.
03:42That's about three hours total.
03:44And all we've done is talk about it.
03:47Whoa.
03:48Given how big it was.
03:50You are lying.
03:51I'm not.
03:52And you're sure it was real?
03:53Well, I didn't get up there and biopsy it, Georgia,
03:55but I have seen almost enough to know.
03:57I've always wanted to sculpt.
03:59Hey, Georgia.
04:01Listen, John and Richard are going to McCall's Friday night
04:03to watch the fight.
04:04You wanna come?
04:05Sure.
04:06Somebody's eye so I could burst.
04:07I hate to miss out.
04:08Oh, wait.
04:09What is it about boxing?
04:10I mean, do you really like it?
04:13No.
04:14I just pretend.
04:15Do you like boxing?
04:16No.
04:17Do you love it?
04:19Case closed.
04:21That disparaged me.
04:23Billy, I've been thinking of taking up sculpting.
04:26Allie, this is Austin Gill and his son Clint.
04:31You met Clint before, right?
04:33Oh, at arraignment.
04:34Okay.
04:35Austin has some concerns over entering a plea.
04:38Concerns?
04:39I'm angry.
04:40Angry, yes.
04:41It's me who's concerned.
04:43He doesn't want to enter a guilty plea.
04:45I don't want him having a record.
04:47What happens when he applies to medical school
04:48and they see he has a criminal record?
04:50They'll tell him to apply to law school.
04:52Kidding.
04:53Seriously.
04:54Bygones.
04:55The only way to avoid a record is to try it and win.
04:59Which, well, six people saw him throw the punch.
05:03Look, look.
05:04It was a fight.
05:05That's all.
05:06A fight at a party.
05:07Things like this happen with kids.
05:08Yes, well, if he hadn't broken the other kid's cheekbone.
05:11She'll give it some thought.
05:12We all will.
05:13There's got to be another alternative.
05:15When she goes back into her office to concentrate,
05:17we're always amazed at what she comes out with.
05:21Don't let us stop you, Allie.
05:23Oh, I apologize.
05:24I dropped my paper, mate.
05:25Ah.
05:26Actually, I'm not here on a work-related matter.
05:39I was wondering whether you would like to have dinner this weekend.
05:48Sure.
05:49With me.
05:50Yeah.
05:51I assumed that part.
05:54I'd love to.
05:55How about Friday?
05:57Friday is fight night.
05:59Would Saturday work?
06:00Fight night?
06:02Do you really like boxing?
06:06Yes.
06:07No.
06:08No.
06:09Really.
06:10Yes.
06:11200-pound men trying to pulverize each other.
06:14This entertains you.
06:15John.
06:16Excellent.
06:17I'd like you to assist Allie on the Clint Gill assault case.
06:20The father's angry.
06:21I'm concerned.
06:22The boy just hit somebody, flat out.
06:24Anything come to mind?
06:26Bygones?
06:27Hmm.
06:28That's what you're wearing to sculpting clothes.
06:29It's jeans and an old sweater.
06:30I'm gonna get clay on my suit.
06:31I know why you have this sudden interest in sculpting.
06:32Naked men.
06:33That's what you're wearing to sculpting clothes.
06:34It's jeans and an old sweater.
06:35I'm gonna get clay on my suit.
06:36I know why you have this sudden interest in sculpting.
06:37Naked men.
06:38That is not true.
06:39It's one naked man with a trunk like Dumbo's.
06:40Delay.
06:41Excuse me?
06:42I know what this is about.
06:43This model has a big nose.
06:44I don't want you going to this class.
06:45I beg your pardon?
06:46You heard me.
06:47Hey.
06:48You ready?
06:49She can't go.
06:50No.
06:51No.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:54No.
06:55No.
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:58No.
06:59No.
07:00No.
07:01You ready?
07:02She can't go.
07:03I can go.
07:04Georgia.
07:05Billy, it's a class.
07:06This model has a big penis.
07:08That's why you take sculpting.
07:09I signed up before I saw it.
07:16I can't stop this feeling.
07:20Allie.
07:22Huh?
07:23Are you okay?
07:28What do you mean am I okay?
07:30You sort of went to a different planet for a second.
07:33You too.
07:34Oh.
07:35That's where she's from.
07:37You know, I'm going to just say this and pretend I didn't.
07:38I am married and off the market.
07:42But if I were single under the heading of life is short.
07:43Shorter than that?
07:44I am married and off the market.
07:45But if I were single under the heading of life is short.
07:46Shorter than that?
07:47you know i'm gonna just say this and and pretend i didn't i am married and off the market
08:06but if i were single under the heading of life short shorter than that
08:11i would just ask him out you ever notice how married off the market people are the bravest
08:16i'm serious life is supposed to be the sum total of different experiences right
08:21what's the matter i thought i heard something
08:30damn it i cannot do this guy according to scale gravity keeps screwing it up i gotta go
08:39already yeah i've tried tomorrow wait a minute i thought you were gonna plead out change of
08:45strategy trial
08:46something going on with you
08:58well i'm i'm not sure i'm having these hallucinations or something you mean your fantasies no not
09:09fantasies that they're more like hallucinations
09:12oh yeah of what well it i i don't know it i i better start preparing for tomorrow
09:24you
09:37I can't stop this feeling
10:02Deep inside of me
10:06Girl, you just don't realize
10:11What you do to me
10:13When you hold me
10:17In your arms so tight
10:19You let me know
10:21Everything's alright
10:36Allie
10:51Hey, Clint, you ready?
10:53My dad's inside with Mr. Cage
10:55Oh, good
10:55So we're going with a straight not guilty
10:58Yep
10:59I mean, there are risks
11:01But we understand them, right?
11:03Right
11:04So, uh, let's do it
11:07Let's do it
11:13He's 19, what's wrong with me?
11:18Did you challenge the defendant in any way, Dwayne?
11:22No, sir
11:22Did you have any dialogue with him at all?
11:25Not really, he told me to leave
11:27I said this was between me and her
11:28And that was about it
11:30Her being your ex-girlfriend of two years
11:32Yes, sir
11:33And the defendant's date that evening
11:36Yes, sir
11:37And let's be honest
11:39You were upset with Lisa Ryan, weren't you?
11:42Yes
11:42We had just broken up
11:44And two days later she's kissing him at a party
11:47And then what happened?
11:49Basically, as I said
11:50We had words
11:52He told me to back off
11:53I continued to have words with Lisa
11:55And then suddenly, boom, he hit me
11:56You called her a slut?
12:00I was upset
12:01And didn't Clinton Gill repeatedly ask you to step back?
12:07He said back off
12:08How many times?
12:10I don't know
12:10And Mr. Stokes, if you were on a date
12:12And a man came up to your escort and verbalized her
12:16Calling her a liar
12:18Calling her a slut
12:20What would you do?
12:22I'd ask him to stop
12:23But suppose he didn't stop
12:25Suppose he just kept on verbalizing her
12:27I'd walk away
12:29And leave her there?
12:32I'd take her with me
12:33Oh, so you'd leave the party?
12:35Probably
12:35And so the bully would win out then?
12:37I wasn't a bully that night
12:39Would it surprise you to know, Mr. Stokes
12:41That a woman, if called a slut
12:44Would appreciate a little chivalry from her escort?
12:47Objection
12:48Overruled
12:48Your Honor, I'm single
12:50I date
12:51And to think I should be in a situation
12:53Where my chastity is impugned
12:55Objection
12:56Sustained
12:57Your Honor, I'm sorry
12:58I'm
12:59I find myself troubled
13:03I'd like to take a moment
13:07You took a moment
13:22My chastity impugned
13:24I should give you a footbub just for that
13:26You'll be paying me the whole 50 bucks
13:28Yeah, what did Cage say?
13:29Excuse me
13:30You're in the class
13:32Tongue burn
13:36Hello
13:37Hi, I'm
13:38I'm one of the models
13:40Like I didn't know
13:42Oh, yeah
13:43Yeah, you look familiar
13:46This is Renee
13:48Renee is also in the class
13:50Hi
13:51Hey
13:52How's it hanging?
13:54Okay
13:54You look a little different
13:58With clothes on
13:59Yeah
14:01Yeah
14:01So
14:03You guys are lawyers
14:04How did you know?
14:06Oh, I could hear you talking
14:07I'm sorry
14:12I burned it again
14:13Oh, let me see it
14:15What?
14:18Your tongue
14:18How do I get myself
14:21Into these things?
14:24Yeah, it looks a little scalded
14:26I could take you
14:27For a cold gimlet later
14:28That would cool it down
14:29I mean, if you feel like it
14:32What?
14:34You know
14:34On the rocks
14:35You're going out with him?
14:44Last night you were for it
14:46I'm still for it
14:47I just
14:47Don't get hurt
14:49What's going on?
14:54Nothing
14:54Allie has a date
14:56With Long John Silver
14:57Elaine
14:58Look at you all
15:00Can I ask something?
15:04Does size really matter?
15:06No
15:06No
15:07No
15:07All I need
15:09So bigger is better
15:13No
15:14No
15:14Of course not
15:15Bunch of school girls
15:20I'm not philosophically opposed
15:26To you taking a moment
15:27But I don't want to be
15:28The object of ridicule
15:29John, it was flattery
15:31I've seen how it works for you
15:33So that's why
15:34I tried it
15:36What?
15:45Um, nothing
15:48Is there anything else?
15:51Just one other thing
15:52It's not work related
15:54Um, there's a rumor flying around
15:58That you're going out on some date
15:59A man of prowess
16:01It's not my business
16:03But since you and I
16:04Are having dinner together
16:06Which could be construed
16:07As it
16:07I find the practicing of dating
16:14Necessitates a certain measure
16:17Of dishonesty
16:18You do?
16:20Yes
16:20People in the throes
16:22Of early courtship
16:23Naturally might be seeing
16:25Several different people
16:26And it's not proper etiquette
16:28To reference those
16:30Those other people
16:31While on a date
16:32And as two people converse
16:34They often talk about
16:35They're weak
16:36Um, well
16:38I played squash
16:40Oh, I tried this case
16:41These are just examples
16:43Of benign conversation
16:44My point
16:44You would obviously
16:50Choose not to tell me
16:51About other men
16:51You were seeing
16:52As I would omit mention
16:53Of other women
16:54On my end
16:55It's possible
16:56These omissions
16:57Could be considered
16:58Non-assertive lies
17:00And I wouldn't want that
17:01We shouldn't hide the fact
17:03That we date
17:04Other people
17:05Fine
17:06But, of course
17:08Should you have relations
17:09With other men
17:10I would not care
17:11To be briefed
17:12I understand
17:14Ditto
17:15I'll go and prepare
17:18My direct
17:18I really wouldn't worry
17:24About it, Billy
17:24I mean, when you think of it
17:25After women marry
17:26And have kids
17:27They don't want any part
17:28Of a man's penis
17:28The bigger it is
17:30The more of him
17:30She doesn't want
17:31That's all
17:31Fishism
17:32Have you ever
17:34Measured yourself?
17:35All the time
17:35Network
17:36Really?
17:37Have you ever?
17:38I was 13
17:39Maybe
17:40You?
17:42Something like that
17:43Do you ever wonder
17:45Whether you're really
17:47Good in bed or not?
17:49No
17:49I know I'm good
17:50How?
17:52Because I'm always satisfied
17:53Good for me
17:54Yes
17:56You're not having a breakdown
17:59Now
18:00Then why do I see it?
18:01The baby?
18:02Not just a baby, Brene
18:03It dances
18:04It wiggles
18:05It struts around
18:06And this fantasy
18:07With my client
18:08He's 19
18:10Does he dance too?
18:11No
18:12No, that's just a fantasy
18:13But the baby thing
18:13Is more like a hallucination
18:15Should I get help?
18:17No, this is just a
18:17Tick, tick, tick
18:19Tick, tick
18:21What?
18:23Biological clock
18:24It makes sense
18:24You're fantasizing
18:26Over a kid
18:26Who's in his sexual prime
18:28You're dating
18:29John Cage
18:30Who is
18:30Husband material
18:31All the while
18:32Sculpting a giant
18:34Rene
18:35And what
18:37What is that about?
18:39Isn't it a little
18:40Disgusting that I could
18:40Be curious about a guy
18:42Because he
18:42Allie, do you know
18:43How many men
18:44Have been interested
18:45In me only because
18:46Of my big lofty goals?
18:48It's not the same
18:49Why isn't it the same?
18:50We're women
18:51We have double standards
18:52To live up to
18:53Biological clock
18:59He was persistent
19:11He didn't just say
19:12Slut and walk away
19:13What else did he say?
19:15Well
19:15He asked her
19:17How many other guys
19:18She would do that night
19:20He accused her
19:22Of cheating on them
19:23While they were dating
19:23I mean he was
19:24Totally out of line
19:25And you did what?
19:27I popped him
19:27Do you think
19:29There were other options
19:30Available to you
19:30Mr. Gill?
19:31I didn't think
19:32About it much
19:33You didn't think
19:34About it much
19:34You just popped him
19:35Well I felt like
19:36I should stick up for
19:37And that's what
19:38You were doing
19:38When you popped him
19:40Yes
19:40He never got physical
19:42With you
19:42Did he
19:42No
19:44And where were his hands
19:45When you swung at him
19:46Mr. Gill?
19:47I guess they were
19:48By his side
19:49By his side
19:50He never even
19:51Saw it coming
19:52I don't know
19:53If he saw it coming
19:55He certainly
19:56Had it coming
19:56And that's why
19:57You popped him
19:58Yes
19:5920 bucks
20:03You picked the right round
20:04You win 200
20:04Richard
20:05I hate boxing
20:06Two people trying
20:07To kill each other
20:08They don't try
20:09To kill each other
20:09They just want the other
20:10To lose consciousness
20:11It's boring
20:11I don't want in
20:13On the pool
20:13You like boxing?
20:16Sure
20:16Yeah
20:17Friday night
20:18There's a big prize
20:18Five to get
20:1920 bucks
20:19Hey
20:24Hey
20:25Richard's trying
20:26To suck me
20:26Into this boxing pool
20:27Hey do you mind
20:28Driving in case
20:29I have a beer?
20:30I'll drive
20:30I thought we could
20:31Go early
20:31Maybe eat some dinner
20:32It's fine
20:33Do I satisfy you
20:35In bed?
20:37What was that
20:38Last one?
20:39Do I?
20:41Sexually
20:42In bed
20:43Where did that come from?
20:53I don't know
20:53I was just
20:54I don't like
20:55Taking anything for granted
20:57Art giggling over that model
20:58It's bothering you
21:00No
21:00Why would
21:01Well
21:02Billy
21:04I am a very
21:07Satisfied woman
21:08Don't you wish
21:11That I was
21:11No
21:11Of all the things
21:13You have to be insecure about
21:14That is the least
21:15That didn't come out
21:18The way I meant it
21:18I
21:21Am
21:22Very
21:22Very
21:24Happy
21:25In the bed
21:26Trust me
21:28You swear to tell the truth
21:41The whole truth
21:42And nothing but the truth
21:43So help you God
21:43I do
21:44Be seated
21:44Would you state your name
21:57And occupation
21:57For the record
21:58Doctor
21:58My name is Dr. John Emberg
22:00I'm a clinical psychologist
22:02I also teach anthropology
22:03And human behavior
22:04At Suffolk University
22:05Counsel
22:29I have no questions
22:33Your honor
22:33You have no questions
22:35You brought him in as a witness
22:38And you have no questions
22:39I apologize
22:40What the hell was that?
22:58I know what I'm doing
22:58You know what you're doing
23:00You know what you're doing
23:01I do
23:02What setting up an appeal
23:03For an adequate counsel
23:04There is a perfectly good explanation
23:06For this
23:07What is it?
23:08Well
23:08He likes to be mysterious
23:10And I think that
23:11He likes to be mysterious
23:13I pay a lot of money
23:16To your firm
23:17And there's a reason
23:18A big chunk of that
23:19Goes to him
23:20And we'll see you tomorrow
23:22For the closings
23:23John
23:31Allie
23:32Do you know what you're doing?
23:34I do
23:34I've never heard of a professional snowboarder
23:53Yeah, well, it's not like I make a fortune or anything
23:56But I get to travel
23:57And the modeling?
24:01Pays a few bills
24:03Doesn't it bother you to sit there naked like that?
24:08I'm only 27, Alan
24:09It's a little early in life to be really bothered
24:12Well, I'm 27 and everything bothers me
24:15Why?
24:18Why?
24:19Yeah
24:19We're single with money
24:21Healthy
24:22Plenty ahead for us to get upset about
24:25But now
24:26We're in Toyland now, aren't we?
24:38I would have gone to bed with him
24:40Excuse me?
24:42I would have
24:43Not that he asked
24:45Do you even remember how?
24:48I keep a journal
24:50So what?
24:52Is this guy a potential first husband?
24:55Oh, God, no
24:56We couldn't have less in common
24:58Still
25:00Well, these are certainly horny times
25:04It has nothing to do with the size of his shoe
25:08I just
25:12Just what?
25:13I don't know
25:14He's cute
25:15He snowboards
25:17He's leaving the country on Sunday
25:19Ah
25:20Two ships that collide in the night
25:23I probably would have resorted to my pretty little self
25:27But
25:27I might not have
25:29Maybe it's that 19-year-old
25:33He's got me
25:35In heat
25:37I'm sorry
25:43Oh, sweetie
25:44Don't apologize
25:47In fact, I'm surprised that hasn't happened before
25:51Doesn't that kind of thing happen with men?
25:54Not to me
25:54It's stupid
25:59I know
26:00Hey, you know this has nothing to do with you
26:04You know that
26:05I know
26:07Don't mind you look like you're about to cry
26:10I'm happy
26:16Happy?
26:18About what?
26:21Stupid
26:21And more stupid than what's going on with you
26:25Tell me then
26:27Stupidity loves company
26:29Idea of you
26:36Idea of you being insecure with me
26:40Instead of me being insecure with you
26:44Feels
26:45Feels
26:46Feels
26:47Good
26:50Good
26:51Let's see
26:55Stupid
26:57Stupid
26:57Stupid
27:10Nothing's ticking in me.
27:28I don't tick.
27:31You hear me?
27:37All right, I know you're in here.
27:39Where are you?
27:40Get out here.
27:48I don't want you, I'm not having any baby,
27:51and you can't make me think I want you whenever I think about sex.
27:54Nothing's ticking, and I don't want you.
28:04Hi.
28:05What are you doing?
28:06Oh, I'm trying to catch that damn baby.
28:09He keeps running around my room.
28:11Trying to catch him?
28:13Yes.
28:15But it's not real.
28:17It doesn't matter.
28:18If I can catch him in my imagination and I can throttle him,
28:21then I can make him go away in my imagination,
28:23and since that's where he lives, that will solve the problem, won't it?
28:27Oh.
28:28Oh, don't look at me like I'm a nut.
28:30I'm not the first person to confront a demon.
28:32But you are the first person to try an open field tackle.
28:36Okay.
28:37Maybe it's not a demon.
28:39Maybe you should just say, hey, baby, and go with it.
28:43Go with it?
28:43This is about your guilt.
28:47About wanting to do what you want to do with that model.
28:50Oh, it is not.
28:51It is.
28:51Renee, would you stop barging into my room claiming to know me?
28:53Well, I do know you, and this is your inhibition,
28:56raising its ugly head, keeping me awake.
29:01Go with Glenn.
29:02Go with life.
29:03And go to sleep.
29:05Do I look good or what?
29:31Look at my ass.
29:33I'd love to, really, but I'm late for court.
29:36So I'm going to be gone tonight.
29:38Will I miss anything?
29:39Oh, well, if you do, I will let you read my journal.
29:44Have fun skiing.
29:45Break a leg.
29:47Oh, you too.
29:51The victim never raised a finger.
29:56By the defendant's own testimony,
29:58Dwayne Stokes' hands were at his side when Clinton Gill swung.
30:01Breaking Dwayne Stokes' cheekbone.
30:05Crushing the side of his face.
30:08This isn't a society that condones violence.
30:12Or is it?
30:15The defendant didn't like what was being said,
30:18so he physically attacked a man.
30:22Those facts are indisputable.
30:24The only question today
30:27is do we tolerate that type of behavior?
30:33What was he really to do?
30:36The man was verbally assaulting his date.
30:39I suppose he could have responded in rhyme,
30:41espousing sticks and stones.
30:43He could have walked away.
30:46Remember, I was about to put a psychologist
30:48slash anthropologist on the stand.
30:51My intent was to introduce evidence
30:53as to the essence of human behavior.
30:56I tell you, as I looked at this doctor on the stand,
30:58I suddenly thought,
30:59does this jury really need some specialist
31:03to educate them as to human nature?
31:05Because that's what happened at this party,
31:08ladies and gentlemen.
31:09Human nature.
31:12Man, any man, is part warrior.
31:16Now, certainly we've evolved.
31:17We've got suits and ties, cell phones.
31:20But there are certain primal qualities
31:22that will always be there.
31:23When I was 13 years old,
31:30I was standing in line at a movie theater
31:33when another boy, slightly larger in girth,
31:36cut in front of me.
31:38And he said,
31:40what are you going to do about it?
31:42Well, I did nothing.
31:46And that haunted me.
31:48I went on to become president of my chess club,
31:51high school valedictorian, law school,
31:53I've accomplished a lot, actually.
31:55But when I would occasion to really define myself,
31:57what was always there,
31:59what I could not escape,
32:01was I was a kid who was afraid.
32:03Afraid to physically stick up for myself.
32:07Three years ago, I was at a bar
32:08on Causeway Street.
32:11It was after a Celtics game.
32:14Their play was disappointing.
32:15That isn't relevant.
32:16What is, a man bumped my shoulder
32:19heading for the men's room.
32:21He was at fault.
32:23It was also wider through the shoulders.
32:25And he said,
32:27idiot.
32:29I said, excuse me.
32:31And he repeated, idiot.
32:34And then he said,
32:35got a problem.
32:36I said, yes.
32:38I do have a problem.
32:40He said, well, maybe you just need some space.
32:42And he pushed me.
32:43Well, right there, and right then,
32:48he became the boy at that movie theater,
32:50and I pushed him back.
32:53Well, then he started to come forward,
32:55and I knew.
32:56This was about to be a fight.
32:57My first fight.
32:59I raised my right hand.
33:01Then I remembered something my father told me
33:03about planting my back foot.
33:04I planted it against the leg of the table.
33:07And as this man got close,
33:08as he came to hit me,
33:09I threw my punch,
33:10and I hit him
33:11right on the jaw.
33:13And he went down.
33:15And he didn't get up.
33:18He just lay there.
33:19He was holding his jaw.
33:20And I stood over him.
33:27Well, I've had my successes as a lawyer.
33:29I've given money to charities.
33:30I've performed public services
33:32that have brought me enormous gratification
33:34as a human being.
33:35But as a man,
33:37medieval as this may sound,
33:39as a man,
33:40the most satisfying moment of my life
33:43was that punch.
33:46Was that noble?
33:46I'm sure not.
33:47Am I embarrassed about it?
33:49Absolutely.
33:50But is it a fundamental truth?
33:52Yes.
33:53A truth of man's human nature.
33:57I'm not here before you
33:58to condone violence
33:59or physical assaults.
34:01But when a man is with a date
34:02and another man attacks her
34:04with vulgarity,
34:05what is he really to do?
34:10Go back to that room
34:12and admit a truth to yourselves.
34:16You're glad he threw that punch.
34:20How'd it go?
34:38The jury's still out,
34:39but his closing speech was his best ever.
34:41He was fabulous.
34:43Fabulous?
34:43And even the kid's father is happy.
34:45I mean, the case is still...
34:47I thought we agreed
34:47that we weren't going to smoke
34:48the stink sticks in the office.
34:51Fight night.
34:52Exception.
34:53Oh.
34:53They're unifying the division tonight.
34:55All three heavyweight belts.
34:57Well, gee, nobody told me that.
34:59Oh, will you please come?
35:00Dilute all the fun.
35:01I actually have a...
35:03You may say it.
35:06Date.
35:07I have a date.
35:09That was the clerk's office.
35:10They already have a verdict.
35:12Now?
35:13Let's go.
35:19Well, I'm sure this is a good sign.
35:21I mean, it has to be.
35:22I'm fine.
35:34What is it you see?
35:36Excuse me?
35:37You're seeing something.
35:39Oh.
35:39Well, sometimes I imagine seeing a...
35:45a baby.
35:48A baby.
35:49It dances.
35:53I don't know what it means.
35:54I guess I'm going to have to
35:55whip out my Freud book.
35:57I had a therapist
35:58who told me to just confront them.
36:01Dancing babies?
36:02Oh, hallucinations.
36:04Uh, dreams.
36:05I used to have a hallucination
36:06where my dead aunt
36:07kept wanting to have tea with me.
36:09It went on for two years
36:10before I finally stopped her.
36:12How'd you stop her?
36:13I had tea with her.
36:19Will the defendant please rise?
36:37Madam Foreperson,
36:38you've reached your verdict.
36:39Yes, Your Honor.
36:40What say you?
36:41On the charge of
36:4262321 Misdemeanor Battery,
36:44we find the defendant,
36:46Clinton Gill,
36:47not guilty.
36:58You're welcome.
36:59Could have danced, could have danced
37:02Could have danced, could have danced all night
37:06Could have danced, could have danced
37:08I could have danced all night
37:12I could have danced all night
37:15And still have been for more
37:20I guess this was a victory for Cro-Magnon Mankind.
37:26Maybe Renee's right.
37:27I should just go with it.
37:46With both fighters now in the ring, you can feel the electricity in the air.
37:51People have been waiting a long time for this.
37:53You can just feel it.
37:54I feel it.
37:57And the other truth is, and I'm only admitting this to you
38:01Since you're about to leave the country.
38:03I understand.
38:04If I were that girl, and I were at a party
38:06And some guy came up to me and he started saying those things
38:09I would want my date to rip his head off.
38:13You would?
38:15No, I wouldn't ask him to
38:18And I probably wouldn't get mad if he did fight
38:20But if he just walked away
38:23As dignified as that may be
38:26I would probably be a little disappointed
38:29Oh
38:30And here we are
38:32The fount that will unify...
38:34Gotta get him early
38:34Gotta come out at the sound of the bell
38:36Long fight, long fight
38:37I believe I have round one
38:40So do you play?
38:43I'm learning
38:44Do you play?
38:47You probably do
38:48Just heart and soul
38:49Tom
38:51Bottom
38:52Okay
38:52All right, somebody kill somebody
39:14Preferably in the first round
39:16We're good
39:23We are
39:25Can you take it slower?
39:30Let's see
39:46Let's see
40:16Stay in the corner. Let him hit you.
40:22Take him out! You've got him! Take him out!
40:26Hit him right below the belt!
40:27Hit him right below the belt!
40:29Hit him like a man!
40:46Hit him right below the belt!
40:49Somebody hit him now!
40:57He's starting to burn!
40:59He's starting to burn!
41:01He's starting to burn!
41:03He's starting to burn!
41:09He's starting to burn away!
41:12Hey!
41:13Whoa!
41:14He's starting to burn!
41:16He's coming!
41:17Right here!
41:26He's really starting to burn!
41:44Get out!
41:46Get out!
41:50No!
41:52Ten-year-old!
42:19See you later.
42:22Good day for the biscuit.
42:26Yes, indeed.
42:33Oh, I never imagined myself ever wanting to make love with somebody
42:37and not wanting to wake up to him in the morning.
42:41And he knew it, too. He knew it from the start.
42:44All right, come on out.
42:58I'm not afraid. Just come right on out.
43:01If John Cage can drink tea with his dead man, I can certainly dance with you.
43:05Get your little cherubic ass out here.
43:06All right, Mr. Huggy, you want to dance?
43:17Let's go.
43:18I can't stop this feeling deep inside of me.
43:27Boy, you just don't realize what you do to me.
43:33Girl, your lips are sweet as candy, yeah.
43:40The taste stays on my mind.
43:44You just keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.
43:51When you hold me in your arms so tight, you let me know everything's all right.
44:01I'm hooked on a feeling.
44:06I'm high on believing that you're in love with me.
44:15Yeah.