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00:00Clemmie!
00:13Clemmie!
00:15Hey!
00:16Why are you not dressed?
00:17You need to be in your uniform.
00:18I'm not going to school.
00:20Why?
00:21For your sick.
00:23Okay, well, do you want me to make you a smoothie or something?
00:26I can take you in a bit later if you want.
00:30Here you go.
00:33Oh.
00:34She's still really upset about Billy.
00:37I shouldn't have got him to stay over.
00:39I don't know how to fix this.
00:41Well, she's an emotional kid.
00:44If she's reacting like this now, we definitely can't go public.
00:48Well, we won't until everything's calmed down.
00:50So, relax.
00:52Lucas, if you're still playing Roblox...
00:56Hey.
00:58You can look at me, okay?
01:01Are you going to tell Dom?
01:05About this.
01:07Not if you don't.
01:10Did it hurt?
01:12Not as much as when Kim's horses used to take a bite out of my arm.
01:15No.
01:16Although I started it, so...
01:19Quite something.
01:21Now, this...
01:24Is a peace offering.
01:25Okay?
01:26I told the lady in the shop what a brilliant singer you were.
01:31She said that this was the best one.
01:34A karaoke set.
01:37Yeah.
01:38You like it?
01:39Yeah.
01:41So we friends again?
01:45Look, um...
01:46Dawn, your mum is going through a very stressful time right now.
01:50With everything with Evan.
01:51And we don't want to make things worse for her, do we?
01:54So we will say that...
01:56This is because you had a sore tummy.
01:59And...
02:00I will forget...
02:01About the bite.
02:03If...
02:04You forget that you saw...
02:06Any kiss.
02:08Deal?
02:11Cool.
02:12Right.
02:21Right, so I'm playing Derek thingamajiggy.
02:23Oh, you're going old school.
02:24Love it.
02:25Sorry, Derek.
02:27The OG blokey.
02:29Still no idea.
02:30What are you going on about?
02:32Bet I can call you Derek if you like.
02:35And here is your uniform.
02:37Oh, man.
02:38I don't think I'm ready for sequins.
02:40Hey.
02:41I reckon your Amy would well approve.
02:43Do you think this was hilarious?
02:44It literally doesn't matter.
02:45This is just about Charlie and the concept of the game.
02:47Shhh.
02:48Right, yeah.
02:49Why the sequins? Whatever.
02:50That, bro?
02:51Mr and Mrs.
02:52Mandy?
02:53You told him the title.
02:54That's the best bit.
02:56Oh.
02:58I know, right?
02:59You think there'd be a board game, at least.
03:00Should we be the big reveal?
03:01One time, aren't we?
03:03Ta-da!
03:04Yeah, get it, yeah.
03:05Paddy and Mandy.
03:06Haven't we got a couple now?
03:08Like what?
03:09Rail?
03:10Guyon!
03:11Guyon!
03:12Now, let's go her into it.
03:13Gail!
03:14No!
03:15Guyon!
03:16No, we're not doing your couple name.
03:17It sounds like something from Planet The Apes.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Yes.
03:20Please.
03:21Right, can we just get on with the game?
03:22Yes, let's.
03:23And first, I just want to say thank you to Mandy for letting us take over the salon,
03:26because charity wouldn't let us use the back room.
03:29But we'll show her.
03:30Right?
03:31Let the games begin.
03:33Yeah, I guess it's my fault.
03:36I think of me moving back in with Evan would lead to some sort of reconciliation.
03:42No wonder Don put me in my place.
03:44Yeah, that's awkward.
03:46But then, you know, breakups are.
03:49There's no rule on how people are supposed to behave, especially when there's kids involved.
03:54Hey.
03:55Hey.
03:56How's Evan?
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58He's fine.
03:59I would tell you.
04:00I'm finally asking.
04:01Sorry.
04:02Er, Clemmie is with Kim.
04:06She had a stomach ache, so I said she could stay off school.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10Touch of sculitis.
04:11Well, more, I think, about you staying over.
04:14I think it's confusing.
04:15I don't know if we should do that again.
04:17Or maybe it's just because she needs her dad, not just because her little brother has
04:23a crisis.
04:24Have I said he's not welcome?
04:27No.
04:28Billy, I would never stop you seeing the kids.
04:31You know that.
04:32Anyway, er, it's about you guys.
04:36I'm gonna shoot.
04:43Well, Don, he's just trying to help.
04:45He knows how difficult it's been.
04:48It doesn't have to be difficult.
04:51The kids love you coming over.
04:53And I know Clemmie's upset, but we can manage this better, okay?
04:58Make them realise that us being separated doesn't have to change their lives that much.
05:03Yeah.
05:04I guess that's the best we can hope for, eh?
05:08Eh?
05:09Whole co-parenting thing.
05:20Wanna fill me in?
05:21Why?
05:22You're a relationship counsellor now?
05:24No.
05:25Good.
05:26Cos I'd asked for a refund.
05:27I'm just showing an interest for when Moira asks.
05:31You'll love last your own business.
05:33Yeah.
05:34If I had one.
05:35Next.
05:36Pub later.
05:37Might let you buy me a pint.
05:39Nah.
05:40Got a hot date.
05:42We've all been there.
05:44There's no point moping around here.
05:46You need to get yourself out.
05:48It's a bit burny on me head.
05:53It's on the lowest setting.
05:54Don't be a meltdown.
05:55Right.
05:56Mandy.
05:57Can you name Paddy's very first girlfriend?
06:02Hmm?
06:03Controversial.
06:04Tracy Barrett.
06:05And what would Paddy say your worst habit is?
06:11Ugh.
06:12That's well easy.
06:13Filing me feet in front of the telly.
06:15Oh, just.
06:16Yeah.
06:18What's my worst habit?
06:19Actually, no.
06:20Don't tell me.
06:21Wait till I round.
06:22Right.
06:23Last question.
06:24What did Paddy say when he proposed to you?
06:25Which time?
06:26I mean, there was three.
06:27Any?
06:28Well, the first one, he didn't even remember he said it.
06:30Number two was like, um, oh, marry me.
06:34We'll be like dancing to this pretend music and, uh, long.
06:38That still gives me tingles now.
06:40And, well, number three was, I love you, Mandy Jingle.
06:45Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
06:47Will you do me the honour of marrying me?
06:49Again.
06:50I think you're gonna need a bit more paper.
06:53We can't answer that for at least a few years, but we're still super confident, yeah?
07:00Do you have a serious suggestion or not?
07:03Zorby.
07:04What's Zorby?
07:05You're only going to help me.
07:07In big bars?
07:08Yeah.
07:09Sounds good.
07:10Oh, no.
07:11It's the wedding committee again.
07:12Sorry.
07:13They ambushed me.
07:14Don't pretend that you're not having fun, traitor.
07:16I mean, seriously, haven't you two been planning this for weeks now?
07:19I mean, I thought you were the dream team, but...
07:21Oh, well, if you're gonna be so ungrateful, I resign.
07:23Find a new best woman.
07:24Because you've got so many mates?
07:26Oh, wait.
07:28Fine.
07:29Fine.
07:30What about paintballing, then?
07:31Ticks all the boxes.
07:32All right.
07:33Yeah, smells.
07:34All the enthusiasm.
07:35Kill me now.
07:36John.
07:37If it means we can get to the pub for our dinner, cos I'm starving.
07:40Oh, so you'd rather go and stuff your face than plan your own stag?
07:43You hear that, Aaron?
07:44Way to make a man feel loved.
07:46Shush you and stop causing trouble.
07:48Sorry.
07:49We were actually having a nice, good conversation before John Boy here came and ruined the vibe.
07:54Just ignore him.
07:55Anyway, you're with me.
07:57Why?
07:58Because we need to go to the hop and lock in the book in.
08:00And if you're really good, I'll get you some chips.
08:09Good dawn.
08:10Hey.
08:11Just picking up a pizza.
08:13Clemmie's reward for pulling a sickie.
08:15Oh?
08:16You know me and Billy split up.
08:18No, I didn't, Dawn.
08:19I'm sorry.
08:20I didn't realise things were that bad the last time we chatted.
08:23Yeah.
08:24It's been brewing for a while.
08:26Anyway, Clemmie's taken it the worst.
08:29Claimed to have a tummy ache this morning.
08:32Well, anxiety can present with physical symptoms, especially in children.
08:36What?
08:37So you think it's real?
08:38She's not faking?
08:39Possibly.
08:40So I'm literally making my child ill.
08:44I feel awful, Mumpreet.
08:45Listen, can I suggest you and Clemmie come to the surgery and we can talk through any extra support she might need.
08:51That would be amazing.
08:52Thank you, Mumpreet.
08:53And sorry for interrupting your day off.
09:00Say goodbye.
09:01Wanna play?
09:02We don't have to tell Billy.
09:04Get lost, Ross.
09:07I'll give you a game.
09:09Nah.
09:10You're alright.
09:11Scared I'll beat you.
09:13Oh, yeah.
09:14Fluke.
09:15Mm-hmm.
09:16Is that because I'm a woman, a doctor, or of a certain age?
09:33Fine.
09:34Let's play.
09:35Hey, this is disappointing.
09:36I don't want presents.
09:37Don't want anything off you.
09:38I thought we had an understanding.
09:39I'm not stupid.
09:40My mum had boyfriends who gave me stuff.
09:41Your real mum?
09:42When they'd be nasty so I wouldn't tell.
09:43I hated them.
09:44I could hate you.
09:45Well, that's rude.
09:46Hey, considering that you were the one who bit me.
09:49And now here you are, destroying the very generous gift that I went out of my way to get for you.
09:51Stop it.
09:52You said it was mine.
09:53You are behaving like an ungrateful saintly, I'm not a man.
09:55I'm not a man.
09:56You're a man.
09:57I'm not a man.
09:58I'm not a man.
09:59I'm a woman.
10:00I'm a man.
10:01You're a man.
10:02You're a man.
10:03You're a man.
10:04I'm a man.
10:05You're a man.
10:06You're a woman.
10:07You're a man.
10:08I'm a man.
10:09You're behaving like an ungrateful savage.
10:12You might have been like that in your past life, but not with me.
10:14You're not my dad. You can't tell me what to do.
10:16I'm not trying to be your dad, OK?
10:18I can't think of anything more unpleasant.
10:20So go away and live somewhere else.
10:22I live here, OK?
10:24This is my house.
10:25I live with Kim and with Dawn.
10:27And I know I said I wasn't going to tell anyone about this bite,
10:29but maybe I'm not sure now.
10:31What?
10:32Well, how can Dawn trust you?
10:33With Evan?
10:35Of course she trusts me. We're a family.
10:36Yeah, but you're not her real child, are you?
10:39And I hate to break it to you, Clemmie.
10:42I'm her family now, OK?
10:44And there's not going to be a place in this family for you
10:46when she finds out what you've done.
11:05You can't say that stuff to me.
11:07Yeah, well, I just did.
11:08I'll tell Billy.
11:10Well, then I'm going to go straight to social services
11:12and get them to put this on your file.
11:15And I felt bad not reporting it until now,
11:17but I wanted to give you a chance to apologise.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:19It's not just about the words, is it?
11:21You need to realise what a nasty little girl you are.
11:23I'm not.
11:24Animals bite.
11:26Not children.
11:26Evan, you're out of control.
11:29No.
11:30Well, Dawn's going to feel terrible.
11:31But then you're not her real kid, are you?
11:34Evan's just a little child.
11:35She can't trust you.
11:36I never hurt Evan.
11:37Please, don't tell.
11:38And this was all just supposed to be a big misunderstanding.
11:40I mean, I got you the karaoke set.
11:42I thought we could make amends.
11:43But you're not even interested in being friends, are you?
11:45I will.
11:46I will try.
11:48And friends don't tell on each other, do they?
11:51Because if you do, if you tell one single soul,
11:55I will make sure that we send you away to that special place
11:59for all the other damaged children.
12:01I won't.
12:03Your hair's dead, woofy.
12:06That dryness suits you.
12:07I should charge you.
12:09Family raids?
12:10Say no answers, come on.
12:12OK.
12:14So.
12:15What is Ryan scared of?
12:20That's basically the same.
12:22Oh, not really.
12:24Ryan, it's our point.
12:26OK.
12:27What did Gail wear on your first date?
12:30Something brown.
12:32Why would I wear something brown?
12:34No, he's colourblind.
12:35That doesn't count.
12:36He's colourblind?
12:37Don't think so.
12:38Still call about Plevam, innit?
12:39No.
12:40Shame.
12:41Right, next one.
12:42I am 100%.
12:43I've got this right.
12:44OK, what's Ryan's favourite food?
12:49It's gnocchi.
12:51I hate gnocchi.
12:52What is gnocchi?
12:53Er, no, it's, it's gnocchi.
12:56And it's little potato dumplings.
12:58It's Italian.
12:59When we first moved in together, you said you wanted gnocchi every night.
13:01Why wouldn't I want pasta every night?
13:04Pasta.
13:05It's not pasta.
13:06Think about it.
13:13Shots.
13:14All that time in the student bar finally paid off.
13:17I may as well pass my finals, to be honest with you.
13:19Do you, er...
13:20I've always told this much.
13:22Sorry.
13:23It's just that when blokes play, they just, you know, play.
13:27Oh, very serious.
13:28And very dull.
13:29What's the point in that?
13:31Er, to focus on the game.
13:33Ah, right.
13:35But see, I'm talking and winning.
13:38Yeah, but only because you keep putting me off.
13:39Okay, from here on in, I shall remain silent.
13:47Another?
13:49You can talk when we're not playing.
13:52Okay, yeah.
13:53Okay, I can handle another game if you can.
13:55Oh, I've got loads of stamina, me.
13:58I could go all night.
14:06Thanks.
14:06Aw, she's got a little lady, Q.
14:11How cute.
14:14It's not the size that matters.
14:16It's what you...
14:18do with it.
14:20That counts.
14:22Excuse me.
14:30Hmm.
14:31I'll just stick to my big one, thanks.
14:33Works for me.
14:34Not your day.
14:45I think it might be.
14:49Right, quick fire round.
14:51And remember, couples, we're looking for the same answer.
14:54Yeah?
14:55Yeah, but Kerry, can you be quick?
14:55Because I've got a bikini waxing tent.
14:56Ryan, focus.
14:57What a loser.
14:58Yeah, because you're not trying.
15:00Just concentrate.
15:01Right, okay, back to back, please.
15:03Now then.
15:05Ooh, this is a biggie, folks.
15:07Right, what is your shared couple dream?
15:14Going down.
15:15Ooh, looking strong for Pandy already.
15:18So's Guyon.
15:19Right, Pandy, what's your shared couple dream?
15:21Gail and Ryan?
15:28Pfft, pfft.
15:31Japan?
15:32Is this some kind of sick joke?
15:34Oh, you know I want to get to Japan.
15:37Yeah, but I don't.
15:38So it can't be our dream, can it, if literally half of us has never mentioned it?
15:41Well, I don't want to run a wall pack.
15:44What?
15:45My computer's in my future, not owning a pub.
15:49But we've spoke about it.
15:50You know, you and me behind the bar, all the things that we could do and...
15:54Not really.
15:55Then why have I been banging on about theme nights then?
15:57Do you listen to me at all?
15:58You do talk quite a lot.
16:01No, to make up for your silences.
16:03No, it's called blackmail.
16:04No, it's called shutting me out.
16:06And that is why I have to get your attention.
16:13Dawn?
16:16Dawn?
16:21Hi, mate.
16:26Hey.
16:28You all right?
16:31Have you looked at me?
16:38I heard you didn't go to school today.
16:41Still feeling poorly?
16:45Is it me?
16:48Look, you don't have to be scared.
16:50I promise.
16:52That's Dawn.
16:54Who's looking after you?
16:56Kim's at the stables.
16:57Okay.
16:59Listen.
17:01I wish me and Dawn hadn't put you through this.
17:05Okay, but I am only around the corner.
17:07Don't let them send me away.
17:09It's never going to happen.
17:11We've already spoken about this before.
17:14It's different now.
17:18What is?
17:20Why would you think that?
17:21Clemmie.
17:24Clemmie.
17:27Someone said something to you.
17:31Is that why you're worried?
17:34Because you don't have to hide anything from me.
17:36Okay?
17:36I...
17:36I bit Joe.
17:46You just what?
17:48I bit him.
17:52Okay.
17:52Okay.
17:55Well, are you playing?
17:58Are you fighting?
17:59Well, he hasn't hurt you, has he?
18:04Then what then?
18:06Look, because I know Michael, I mean, wouldn't do anything if she didn't have good reason.
18:10Okay?
18:10So, that went well.
18:18What?
18:19The trial.
18:21Your game.
18:21You thought that was a success?
18:27Yeah.
18:29Oh, my...
18:30What?
18:32Look, I'm showing an intro.
18:34Well, maybe it's too late.
18:37Yeah, I don't want you to pretend to be interested to humour me.
18:40It has to be real.
18:41Look, don't try to watch.
18:43It's just a game.
18:45It's not just a game, though, is it?
18:48Yeah, it shows that we've got nothing in common, nothing shared.
18:52You know, it is like you're on your own little train track and then I'm on mine.
18:54Well, yeah, we're separate people, aren't we?
18:56That's good.
18:57But you don't know me, Ryan.
18:59And I...
18:59And I don't know you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03I don't want to be separate people.
19:05You want to be in love.
19:08And I don't think we are anymore.
19:15What's Dawn said?
19:17She doesn't know.
19:18Well, you bit Jo and you didn't even tell her.
19:22Doesn't sound right.
19:24She's wife.
19:27What?
19:30I saw him kissing her.
19:33Kissing Dawn.
19:36I'm sorry.
19:36I'm sorry.
19:41He gave me a present.
19:42But I smashed it all up.
19:47When?
19:48Today.
19:51He said he'd tell Dawn.
19:53Said she'd think I'd hurt Evan.
19:55But I never would.
19:57Yeah, I know.
20:00He said he'd report me to social services.
20:03Send me to a place for damaged children.
20:06If I told a single soul.
20:08Is that what you meant about being taken away?
20:13He made me promise, but...
20:15Now I broke it because I told you.
20:17Look, listen.
20:19No one is ever sending you away, okay?
20:23Me and Dawn are your parents.
20:25Even if I'm not together.
20:28We love you and you are our daughter.
20:32Jo said I'm not...
20:34That I'm not your real child.
20:35You're always wrong.
20:36Look, he's just saying the nastiest things.
20:41To try and scare you.
20:44I want you to stay away from him.
20:46Can you do that for me?
20:47He'll be so mad, though, because now you'll try and fight him like you did with Ross.
20:53I won't.
20:54But you want to.
20:55Yeah.
20:57Yeah.
20:59Listen.
20:59Violence only causes more trouble.
21:07Okay?
21:07And I don't want to give him any reason to upset you again.
21:14So let's keep this between us.
21:17Okay?
21:17Come here.
21:19Look, you're my little girl.
21:27It's my job to protect you.
21:29Right?
21:29So no more tears.
21:32Jo's my problem, though.
21:33Don't you do that one.
21:40Yeah.
21:40I love you.
21:41Yeah.
21:41Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:44Hi.
21:44Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:54Bye.
21:55Bye.
21:55Bye.
21:57Bye.
21:58Somebody has 왕.
21:59Bye.
21:59Bye.
22:00Bye.
22:00Bye.
22:00Bye.
22:01Bye.
22:02Bye.
22:02Bye.
22:02Bye.