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00:00Music
00:09Music
00:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:46I've rung Gina, told her we're not going to open the bar today, not till we know Harry's
01:00all right. I'm sure he's fine. He's probably stayed at a mate's or a hotel or something.
01:06You need to pack your stuff and go.
01:08No. We need to talk.
01:10Oh, we are done talking. You need to go today, and I ain't asking.
01:16Look at me, Teddy. Look at me. Do I look like a cold-blooded murderer to you? It was an accident.
01:28I mean, it could have gone either way. It could be her standing here right now instead of me.
01:31You killed her. Cold or boiling blood, you killed her, Nick.
01:35I can't even look at you anymore. Just go. Now.
01:43No. You can call the old Bill if you want.
01:48He is my son.
01:49And if you really think he needs his heart broken again and needs to know the truth,
01:55then he's going to hear it from me.
01:58You see, this is why I hate doing things online. I should have baked it myself.
02:08Maybe they thought it was 70s pain.
02:09Oh, I mean.
02:10Well, I tried ringing them, but of course, you know, flipping bank holiday, innit?
02:15Honestly, it's fine. I really like it. Just as long as all the family are there celebrating
02:19together, that is all that matters. Isn't that right, Peter?
02:20Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. We really appreciate it. Thank you.
02:24Oh, no.
02:25What's this?
02:26Well, I think the French call it champagne, Ian.
02:29And if we're going to toast my grandson's bride-to-be and new baby, then, well, I'd try it first, didn't I?
02:35Yeah, but this is expensive stuff. We can't afford to hand this out by the gallon.
02:39How I gave birth to a son so tight he only cries out of one eye is beyond me.
02:42I am not being tight, OK? But I am not overindulging the nightmare side of the family,
02:47which we are only related to because his mum likes a double life in a bunk-up.
02:51Elaine gets a whiff of this, she will bankrupt us.
02:53Ian, they are family. And nothing brings family together better than a wedding and a new baby.
02:59So today, we come together, all right?
03:03Oh.
03:06Yes, Felix. Those balloons up yet?
03:10Oh, what?
03:12Final birth plan with the midwife today. You excited?
03:16Yeah, of course.
03:19Uh, work thing.
03:23Yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK.
03:26The electorate's gone down at the hour, but I'll have to go and sort it.
03:29But don't worry, there will still be a ball, Cinderella.
03:38Sorry, we ain't open yet.
03:40All right.
03:41All right?
03:42I know, Zach.
03:47Sharon's told me everything, and this morning she's sent me this.
03:50She wants me to show you, so you don't do anything stupid.
03:53All right.
03:53I know this changes everything, and I know you're going to want to go and see Nicola,
04:01but Sharon says to keep calm and let it play out.
04:06You promise me you'll do that?
04:09I know it's a lot to take in, but promise me, yeah?
04:14You leave me alone, please?
04:16Zach.
04:17You all right, me?
04:37I've been better, Bill.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Honey told me that she saw a story pop up a bit.
04:47I just wanted a check on you, you know?
04:54Harry.
04:56Listen, why don't you come back to hers, eh?
04:59You jump in the shower, and I'll take you for some breakfast.
05:03Come on, what do you think?
05:04You know what?
05:10I am so proud that the builders' bun-crack culture is still up and running.
05:15Even on a double bubble, bankology.
05:17I just want to go home.
05:18Me too.
05:20But they were making good progress inside last time we checked,
05:22and I know that you wanted to bling it up a bit.
05:25What the punters like, what the punters like.
05:27Who are we to change it?
05:28You're absolutely right, darling.
05:30Yeah, I agree.
05:31Now, remember, engagement party.
05:33Best behaviour, which means...
05:35No antagonising or assaulting you.
05:37Very good.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Feel a lot calmer if I'm in with it, if you're on.
05:41Oh, did she make up light all right?
05:42Yeah, yeah.
05:43But, uh, mate, it was pretty broke up.
05:44Mum's so young.
05:45Let me know if you see him, yeah?
05:48Clady boy, any news on the final checks on this place, yeah?
05:51Yeah, final few tonight, and you can have the keys tomorrow.
05:54What?
05:55You are joking.
05:56Get in here.
05:57Mum!
05:59We're going home, darlings.
06:00Oh, Mumford, you've got your local back.
06:03Woo-hoo!
06:04Oi.
06:05Turn it down, will you?
06:07People might not want to dance on Martin's grave, Josh, yet.
06:10Have you not got something more productive you can do to sit around on that thing all day?
06:22Not really, no.
06:24There she is.
06:26Now, I know we're out job hunting today, but I weren't expecting you out that early.
06:29Early bird catches the worm, right?
06:32Who was that?
06:33Where are you going?
06:33To my ring.
06:34Make a phone call.
06:35Do something productive.
06:36Give him a break.
06:39He's just a young kid having fun.
06:41Look, he's my son, all right?
06:42I know what's best for him, so let me worry about him and you worry about paying your sister
06:45back, all right?
06:47I'd better go and find myself a job, then.
06:49At least I know where I stand.
06:53Pressure's rubbish on that shower, isn't it?
06:56It'd be better off having the wash down in the sink.
06:59Nah, cheers, Bill.
06:59I really appreciate it.
07:02Listen, I...
07:03I don't want to, like, make myself busy, but...
07:08Well, it's obvious you didn't go home last night.
07:12I just wondered whether you needed to talk.
07:14There's nothing to talk about.
07:17Your life ain't fair, is it?
07:18Otherwise she'd still be alive.
07:24She didn't get on with my mum and dad,
07:26so we had words,
07:28and I walked out.
07:29For good.
07:30Shh.
07:31I'm sorry, H, but, uh...
07:38Life's too short to fall out with your family.
07:41Take it from someone who knows, eh?
07:45Well, I need you to...
07:47Just thought it was a real kick up the back side.
08:04And I know Harvey's doing this bit.
08:06I mean, the city boys, the races and that,
08:08but we still need to make some money and fast.
08:11Mo, will you stop lying up the builders?
08:17Right, you're the square schemer.
08:19You must have some ideas.
08:21I've got ideas, all right.
08:23You need to keep that hard hat on, though.
08:25Look, the fat Elvis has got a job like a car cleaner.
08:29I'll get the birdseed out and let the pigeons do us a favour.
08:32No, we can't rely on pigeons this time, Mo.
08:34We need money fast.
08:35I'll get your knickers in a twist, something a crock hat.
08:39Oh, Jean.
08:40Do you fancy only a couple of quid, cash in hand?
08:42Yeah, cool.
08:43Hold your horses.
08:44What's it for and how much?
08:45Oh, Lauren and Peter's engagement party.
08:47Kathy wants to move it to Harry's barn.
08:48I mean, he'd help serve him drinks and, like, clean up after.
08:51What do you think?
08:51Yes, let's get cracking.
08:52Yeah, great.
08:53What, now?
08:53Yeah, now.
08:54Actually, we could do one more person.
08:56Can you think of a third?
08:57Morning, ladies.
08:58What's on the agenda today, then?
09:01All I'm trying to say is we can work this out.
09:04Your mum, she's gone.
09:07If this was just on mum, I'd pack her bags for her.
09:12But this is on you too, Dad, and you know it.
09:16How could you not tell me as soon as you found out?
09:19There ain't nothing left to say.
09:22I'm done with you.
09:24Do you remember this?
09:25What, you want to walk down memory lane with me now, Dad?
09:29Leave it out.
09:29Do you remember it, yes or no?
09:33Yes.
09:35Sit down, please.
09:41From the moment you were born, I knew you'd be a fighter.
09:46Some kids, you can just see it in their faces.
09:51I had it all planned.
09:52When you were old enough, I was going to take you over to Repton.
09:58ABAs, British title, European, world title, the lot.
10:02And I got you this for your third birthday to wear.
10:06Your mum took it off you the day after.
10:09Said you're going to choke on it.
10:11But I still took you to Repton, though.
10:14To you as what?
10:15About nine.
10:16And then they let you spa.
10:21I saw you take a couple of digs.
10:24And you didn't mind.
10:26But I did.
10:29Never took you back.
10:32She was...
10:33worried about you choking.
10:36And I didn't want to see you get hurt.
10:38And now look what we've done.
10:45Now I'm sorry, H.
10:48More than you know.
10:53Cos I'm a fighter too.
10:55And I will never stop fighting to keep you in my life.
11:01Cos you and Barney...
11:02You are my wife.
11:04How to cook here at the University of Toronto.
11:09The food has been in so much time for a while.
11:13I also took the food from here Well I was still out the most,
11:16but I think I'm going to try the food and drink.
11:20I'm going to drink up quite a bit.
11:24I'm still a little hungry.
11:28I'm so hungry.
11:31I think we need to talk, don't you?
11:54Sorry again for keeping you.
11:56Baby's heartbeat is strong.
11:58Probably excited for a punch-up.
12:00They're going to their first Bills bash in a minute, so it should be fun.
12:04We got engaged, so we're celebrating.
12:07No punch-ups.
12:08I need to take this, if that's all right.
12:13Now, you're happy with the birth plan we've outlined?
12:16Yeah, I'm happy. We're happy.
12:18And obviously everything looks fine,
12:20but you're aware of the procedures if baby needs a little help on arrival.
12:24Yeah, babies born to mums on methadone,
12:27and they usually stay in hospital for, like, a week?
12:30Usually, yes, but cases do vary.
12:33Oh.
12:34So it could be longer?
12:35It depends.
12:36If mum's on a very high dose, there's more risk of complications.
12:40Obviously, you're following an arc.
12:41So if I'm on a high dose,
12:43and then I go into labour early and the baby comes...
12:46Oh, no, no.
12:46Lauren, as far as I can tell, everything should be fine.
12:50Should be?
12:50We don't know that for sure, do we?
12:53I mean, for all we know, the baby will come out addicted.
12:57Sorry, Annan.
12:58Sorry about that.
13:00Um, everything looking good?
13:02All your scans are positive, you're on a steady dose,
13:04and baby's heartbeat is strong.
13:06And from what I can tell,
13:07you're going to be very able and loving mother and father.
13:11I suggest you go and celebrate.
13:14As a family.
13:16Yeah, thank you very much.
13:19See you soon.
13:19All right?
13:29Brilliant.
13:30Let's get you ready.
13:32It's party time.
13:36All smoke and mirrors with you, innit?
13:40Everything you do.
13:42Everything you say.
13:46You just gonna sit there, I am?
13:47If Teddy comes home and you're here...
13:49He'll do what?
13:50What, Teddy's gonna kill me, is he?
13:53Because he didn't kill that young girl.
13:55The keys they arrested did.
13:57Liar.
13:59Links you go to to keep me from my son.
14:02Am I wrong?
14:03I'm wrong.
14:04What, the police have got the wrong bloke?
14:05How about I go to the station, yeah?
14:08Tell them all your silly stories and just see which one they believe.
14:10And then, guess what?
14:11I'll come back here...
14:13when my son is home...
14:15and I'll tell him the whole story, too.
14:20Teddy didn't kill that girl.
14:23If he could kill a woman, I'd have been dead years ago.
14:25I killed Shireen.
14:31We had an argument.
14:34She fell.
14:35Hit her head on a rock and...
14:38I just stood there.
14:40Watched her bleed out.
14:42The bloke they arrested buried her.
14:45Teddy helped me cover it up.
14:48And do you know what?
14:49I'd do it all again.
14:52Cos as I keep telling you,
14:54I will do anything to keep my family together.
15:00You could go to the police.
15:02And you could tell Barney the truth, too.
15:04But the question is, Zach...
15:07Is it worth the risk?
15:11What with your daughter and your ex
15:14living in that little flat in Wakefield
15:16only three hours away?
15:19What do you reckon?
15:21Now...
15:22get out of my sight.
15:45Oh, this is, er...
15:46tragic.
15:47I mean, I wish they're charging you for this.
15:49We could have done it at my place for free.
15:51We're celebrating.
15:52It's hard to toast young love
15:53over pie, mash, and liquor, isn't it?
15:55Yeah, I know, but...
15:56could have saved a fortune.
15:59Congratulations to you both.
16:01Thank you very much.
16:01Anything you need,
16:02you just let me know, yeah?
16:03Hey, Marie.
16:05Right on cue.
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh, it does!
16:07There's meat or veg...
16:09Veggie selection.
16:10Veggie selection.
16:11Is this a wind-up?
16:14Am I supposed to be shelling out
16:15for senior service service as well?
16:17I mean, do you know what?
16:18I don't want to have a word
16:18with your gran, all right?
16:19Never mind the electrics.
16:20I mean, this...
16:21this is daylight robbery.
16:22Anyone feel welcome, champers?
16:26You and all.
16:28Have you had half of them already?
16:30Of course not, Bailey, babe.
16:32I'm glass collecting.
16:33Who's from?
16:34There's no one else here.
16:35Guess your son's Mr. Popular, then.
16:38Like father, like son.
16:40All right.
16:40Cheers, Mo.
16:43Get rid of the three stooges, please.
16:45And can we have some fruit juice?
16:47Not everyone can partake of alcohol.
16:55Party time.
16:58All right, come on.
16:59Thanks.
17:02You all right?
17:03Yeah.
17:05Um, are you sure your parents
17:07aren't going to be in here later?
17:08Oh, no, trust me.
17:09Once they've had one cocktail,
17:11they'll be out for the night.
17:14You OK?
17:16You're not...
17:17You're not regretting...
17:18Nah.
17:20Nah.
17:20Of course not.
17:21It's...
17:22It's not biggie, is it?
17:25Well, I think it is.
17:29Like, you mean a lot to me.
17:31So...
17:31You're going to sit down, then, or what?
17:36Come on.
17:38Cool.
17:45Webby, are you busy?
17:47Yeah.
17:47Rushed off my fate.
17:48Your boyfriend's already been in,
17:52asking for work, but...
17:53We've got nothing at the minute, so, er...
17:55Sorry.
17:58Although, if he keeps carrying on like this,
18:01we might need a new chef.
18:03He's all over the place.
18:04We...
18:06Call me back.
18:08Listen, I'm...
18:09I'm sorry.
18:09I will sort you a new place.
18:10Don't worry.
18:12Kiss Doddy from me, yeah?
18:16Zach.
18:18What have you done?
18:24It takes a lot
18:25to find the right person
18:27to put a ring on.
18:28Well, for some of us, anyway.
18:30Obviously not hard to find a glass of champagne.
18:31What's that?
18:32Three?
18:32Four?
18:32Five.
18:34Forty percent on marriages
18:35and did divorce.
18:36Oh.
18:37Might as well throw in the towel now, then.
18:40Anyone want to top up?
18:41Yeah, thanks.
18:42I heard the, er...
18:43I heard the Vic's ready to open again.
18:44That's good news, isn't it?
18:45Yeah.
18:46It'd be great to get the family
18:47together again.
18:48And my little girl back home.
18:50Oh, actually, Dad,
18:51I think I might stay on at Junior's
18:52for a bit.
18:52It's just...
18:53It's nice and quiet, isn't it,
18:54without the kids.
18:55And he's away, so...
19:02Hmm.
19:03Oh, for the blink of the eye,
19:05they've flown the nest.
19:07I've got to take my hat off to you, darling.
19:09For me, it was one and done.
19:10The pain of pushing Linda out.
19:13I mean, she had a head
19:14the size of a bowling ball.
19:16You get that epidural in
19:17ASAP.
19:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:19Just, er...
19:20Just gassing there for this one.
19:21What's good for mum's,
19:22good for baby and for...
19:23for all of us.
19:25We've only, er,
19:25just got off that slippery slope,
19:26haven't we, so we don't need
19:28an aperture all turning into an avalanche?
19:37What?
19:37if you plan on staying in here again we've got one in black beds into it you call my dad again
19:56because if you have you'll end up down that pit like phil no no i didn't like stuff
20:02sorry i've got this gift doing the wrong thing
20:09i do know that there's more to this
20:16i don't know what and i don't really want to know
20:21but i do know that your dad loves you
20:27well you can smile but you know it's true i had a nephew
20:34i made life ill for him and i can never forgive myself
20:41i know if he was still around i'd spend all my time trying to make up to him you know
20:49but i can't come on
20:55look
20:58whatever your dad did to hurt you i know i know that it's going to be eating him away
21:07the rest of his life
21:08so if you if you love him
21:12you don't have to forgive him
21:15just give him a chance you know
21:18give him a chance to make it up to you
21:20i'll be out in a minute
21:39well we'll both be out in a minute then won't we
21:43uh got the electric sorted and elaine told me about ian being a prat
21:50that's one dull spark i've never been able to fix i am so sorry
21:54yeah he's a prat but
21:56he's just the tip of the iceberg at the minute
22:00it's just um
22:03it's all been going really well
22:07i've sort of let myself forget about all the risks
22:11i've i've put my baby through
22:14right it felt real again today
22:18it felt real
22:21all the things that could happen the things that
22:24could already be happening i mean my baby could be born addicted
22:28and it could struggle and that is all my fault
22:32no lauren look
22:34you are a good mum
22:36a good mum who fell into a hole but
22:39you got help
22:41and you got yourself better
22:43and you kept your baby safe
22:45and that my darling is all down to you
22:47and guess what
22:50in a few weeks
22:51you're going to have to keep them safe for the rest of their lives
22:54so come on
22:56save those tears because you are going to need them
22:59oh no no is this deja vu of you two just ran out of ideas to traumatise me
23:20no no no i'm i'm just clearing out some clothes
23:23well dad led a search party to the pub by the smell of him
23:27so yeah well played on finding harry everyone
23:31you know they say walking so that's to help with worry
23:36after 5.7 miles i disagree
23:39so i guess i'll be in my room worrying
23:42look you two could have had a better mum
23:44look none of them would have loved you more than me
23:47i'll put these on shall i
23:51block out all the shell
23:53take it you didn't find them at the bottom of a bottle either
23:59i'll guess i'll pack your bag for you
24:06i'll guess i'll pack your bag for you
24:08hey
24:10well at least you know for sure i didn't do it now right
24:24yeah look i'm
24:27i don't know how to say this and i don't even know if i should be saying it but
24:32when i met her neighbour felicity
24:35she told me something something that i think you'd have the right to know
24:39what
24:40so no news on the job front then no
24:47listen about earlier
24:50i'm sorry i just i just really worry about it
24:54you're talking about it like it's nothing to do with me
24:56and as far as i'm concerned he's our boy
24:59right
25:00you've been our rock big
25:03and if there is a circle of trust
25:05you are right in the middle of it
25:07i need all the help i can get with him
25:14you're gonna drag me out into the street kicking and screaming because that's what you'll have to do
25:15for once in your life just do what's right for us please
25:17that is exactly what i'm trying to do
25:18ruined his life nick
25:19you ruined his life nick
25:20you ruined our lives
25:22he can't even look at me
25:23my son
25:24my son
25:25can't even look at me
25:26can't even look at me
25:27look what you've done to us
25:28can you even look at me
25:29look at what you've done to us
25:30can you even look at me
25:31look at what you've done to us
25:34can you even see it eh
25:35i could have told him the truth
25:41but i couldn't
25:42i could have sold you down the river to have a glimmer of hope that would make me look just a little bit better
25:49but i couldn't
25:50because i love him
26:05and you love me too
26:17and you need me
26:24if you've got a chance of getting our son back
26:28you need me
26:30as the scapegoat
26:32as the manipulator
26:34as the mother
26:37and you know it
26:39and you know
26:41that i am not going anywhere
26:43until we get our son back
26:46what's happened h
26:53what you done
26:55shireen was pregnant
26:57you killed her
27:00and my baby
27:03now we've both lost a kid
27:10haven't we dad
27:15is this cockney slang
27:17no
27:18no darling
27:19just a baker who can't spill
27:21i wouldn't worry about the cake
27:23i'd be more worried about the possibility of a baby ian
27:26the baby what
27:27hold on
27:28i've apologised to lauren for being insensitive okay
27:30so it's only the poor scorn on a legacy name
27:33is one too many
27:34this is for you
27:36this is for you
27:38that's for you
27:39should you have mine
27:40okay
27:41let's propose a toast
27:42oh
27:44to lauren
27:45peter
27:46and the future
27:47to family
27:48that's right
27:49don't tell me i missed the party
27:57oh
27:58i can put you back down too
27:59oh
28:00i can put you back down too
28:01oh
28:02oh
28:03oh
28:04oh
28:05oh
28:06oh