Hollyoaks 5th May 2025
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00:00I'm gonna leave you alone, and you're gonna leave me alone, and then everyone won't be happy.
00:04You can see yourselves out.
00:05Like father, like daughter. When the going gets tough, the tough bolt.
00:09How many times are you gonna keep bringing it up?
00:11I'm gonna tell our bosses everything.
00:13Watch out!
00:15Joel and Leela bought my little charade, so now they'll be off guard when I'm out my next attack.
00:21I hope you enjoyed your daughter's flying visit, because if you open your mouth about what you know about me,
00:26I'll make sure that's the last time you ever hear her voice.
01:00Tolly, thank you for agreeing to see me. It's got short notice.
01:13Oh, why are you dressed like you're going to a funeral?
01:20Tolly!
01:20Excuse me.
01:26Right, you two. This stops now. Okay?
01:31Oh, hello.
01:38Hey, am I not careful? I think I could be falling for you, Detective Inspector Banks.
01:46Oh, sorry.
01:48Erm, how's Donnie?
01:51Oh.
01:52Oh.
01:53Come here.
02:02The atmosphere between you two has got so bad, it's making me and Pearl feel uncomfortable in our own home.
02:08And it's not just about us.
02:09I know you're keeping your troubles away from Oscar, but that boy's going to realise something's wrong very soon.
02:17And then there's Frankie to consider.
02:18But all you two can do is snipe each other 24-7, instead of finding out where she is.
02:24Dad, you know I'm doing my best to locate her.
02:26You know, it's hard to focus when your wife turns into an ice maiden every time you walk in the house.
02:30You should have thought of that before you hopped into bed with someone else.
02:32Listen, for the last time, okay, I don't know why Kat said what she said, but nothing happened.
02:38So can we just wind back the clock and just move on for everyone's sake?
02:41I already have.
02:42I have a date later.
02:46What?
02:47What?
02:49Don't wait up.
02:54I'm absolutely dreading seeing R.O. and that doc when this corkis comes about.
02:58R.O.'s going to be fine.
02:59He's got the best Alyssa and Chester, he's going to pay his dues and then we're going to put all this to bed.
03:04Oh, Tony, I hope so.
03:05Listen, can I pop by and see the kids later on this week?
03:08Yeah, of course you can.
03:09Maybe I'll really miss you now.
03:11Yeah, well I'll miss him too.
03:12Nice to be seeing you again.
03:14Hi.
03:17Listen.
03:18If you're free, how do you fancy going out for some lunch later?
03:21Oh, well, actually, Mispah's on the afternoon shift, so we could always grab a bite to eat back at the house.
03:26That sounds good to me.
03:27Yeah?
03:28I'll leave you guys to it.
03:29See you later.
03:30You are looking lovely.
03:31Oh, stop it.
03:32Come here.
03:33Roy?
03:34Get back to work, you.
03:35All right, then.
03:36You've got to be right in the mood for later though.
03:37Oh, stop it.
03:38See you soon.
03:39All right, then.
03:40All right, then.
03:41You've got to be right in the mood for later though.
03:42Oh, stop it.
03:43There, see you soon.
03:44All right.
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03:48There, see you soon.
03:49There, see you soon.
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04:03All right.
04:04Now, I've got a mini-poke pie and a tired-looking Scotch egg.
04:07It's not much to sum up a life, is it?
04:10Hmm.
04:11So, there were no mourners at all at your brother's funeral?
04:14I thought Joel might have come to pay his respects, but I was wrong.
04:19I didn't know you and Joel were close.
04:21I haven't seen as much of him as I'd like recently, but there's an unbreakable bond between
04:28us.
04:29Well, I have a couple of spare hours this morning, if you'd like some company.
04:34That's very kind, Jess.
04:41So, um, yesterday's hypnosis session, I, uh...
04:45Well, normally I'm sort of a master of my own domain,
04:49so not being able to remember what I said when I was out at the fairies
04:52has made me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
04:55I don't think it's appropriate talking about it at my brother's wake, do you?
04:59I don't know.
05:08After being on a night shift, I thought you'd have been getting so much needed shutout.
05:12How am I supposed to sleep when I know my wife's going to be enjoying
05:15a bit of afternoon delight with some random later, hmm?
05:17Sorry.
05:18You know what I don't get?
05:20Frankie's using drugs.
05:21Oscar's operation is imminent.
05:23I mean, how can she even be thinking about something like this
05:25when our family's falling apart?
05:27Nancy's hurting, Darren.
05:28She probably just needs to feel better about herself right now.
05:32Yeah, but why's she hurting?
05:33I've done nothing wrong.
05:35Right, I'm going out.
05:37Where to?
05:38I'm not going to sit back and let Nancy blow our marriage up
05:41over some stupid lie.
05:43I'm going to find out who this bloke is.
05:44Darren, Nancy's not going to be happy about this.
05:46Listen, I love Nancy,
05:48and I know she loves me.
05:49This nonsense stops now.
05:56Although he's still on lots of pain medication,
05:59and he's sleeping a lot,
06:01Donny's showing signs of improvement.
06:03Are you OK?
06:09Yeah, Miss B, you've...
06:10Honestly, you've got enough of your own things going on right now.
06:13I am.
06:14I'm your friend.
06:16Besides, I could deal with the distraction.
06:20Well,
06:20I think that Alistair might be taking me for a bit of a mug.
06:25So I bumped into him in the dog car park,
06:27and I saw the lipstick on the passenger seat of his car.
06:32Oh, do you know what?
06:33Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
06:34I mean, they could belong to anyone, couldn't they?
06:36What?
06:41Darren,
06:42last week,
06:44I discovered
06:46Alistair is married.
06:49What?
06:51Why did you tell me?
06:52We wrestled with him,
06:54but it wasn't our place.
06:56And then Donny had his accident.
07:00Hi.
07:00You lying,
07:04cheating,
07:05little rat.
07:07What's wrong?
07:08What's wrong?
07:08Is that your marriage?
07:10I need to get to work, sir.
07:14I know I should have told you from the start,
07:16but mine and my wife's relationship is complicated.
07:18I want to leave her.
07:20Look,
07:20I know you must hate me right now.
07:22Do you know who I hate just as much?
07:24Me.
07:26For actually starting to think
07:28that perhaps I wasn't on the scrap heap.
07:30You're not.
07:31Oh, please.
07:32I'm a middle-aged woman
07:33with three teenage kids and a toddler.
07:36You know,
07:36throwing my alcohol issues,
07:38not to mention the fact that I'm homeless right now.
07:40I'm not exactly hot property, am I?
07:42You are to me.
07:43Get off.
07:44This whole relationship has been based on a lie.
07:47I am genuinely sorry that I wasn't straight with you.
07:49Oh, you will be sorry, all right?
07:52Because I'm going to find your wife
07:53and want to tell her exactly what you've been up to.
07:56And you know what?
07:58I bet you've got loads of other days,
07:59crazy little secrets, haven't you?
08:02Well, I'm going to do a bit of digging
08:03and I'm going to see what I can find.
08:10Just get out!
08:11A bit dead than you.
08:29Dead being the operative word.
08:30There's a weight going on.
08:34Must be Belle, he's funeral.
08:35All right, let's go somewhere else.
08:37Wait.
08:37Where are you?
08:41Where are you going?
08:42Well, I need to go and at least pay my respects, don't I?
08:45No, John, we said we're going to keep our distance.
08:48Wait, Jazz, have you got a minute?
08:50Oh, yeah, sure.
08:51So, how are things with you and Darren?
08:56Well, if anything, things are worse.
08:59You know, that man has let me down so many times over the years.
09:03I can't just keep accepting his apologies and moving on.
09:06Tommy Odenkirk is as much as a therapist as I am.
09:14Are you sure?
09:16I'm certain.
09:18Oh, and that's not the worst bit.
09:20The people that are pouring their hearts out to him,
09:23do you know what he does?
09:23He secretly records every word they're saying.
09:29Sorry, will you excuse me?
09:32You know, when Diane and I agreed to separate,
09:35it was really hard at first,
09:36but in the end, I knew it was the right thing to do.
09:40That's because you and Diane fell out of love,
09:42whereas me and Darren...
09:44You're still in love with him, aren't you?
09:50I wish the answer to that was no,
09:52but it's not.
09:55So my best mate's your new bloke, is he?
09:58What?
09:59You.
10:00Darren!
10:11Mum?
10:14Mum?
10:22Mum?
10:25Hey.
10:27You all right?
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah, just a...
10:33heady.
10:33I was having a little nap, that's all.
10:35Have you been crying?
10:37No.
10:38Yes, you have.
10:39What's happened?
10:41Erm, not on...
10:43me and Alice, they're just...
10:44just as a row, that's all.
10:46But whatever it was, it was enough to make you cry.
10:48Row, you know what I'm like.
10:49Always making mountains out of my old hills.
10:51Nothing for you to worry about.
10:57Ah.
11:00What's happened?
11:01Oh, my estranged husband's made Naptic fool himself yet again.
11:06Er, Leda.
11:08Um...
11:09Where's Tommy?
11:10He got upset by all that.
11:12Sir Joel's decided to walk him home.
11:14Erm, how do you know all this about Tommy?
11:18I've seen enough evidence with my own eyes.
11:21And that man, he's twisted.
11:23Well, people can only avoid accountability for so long.
11:26Eventually, everyone has to face the consequences.
11:28Seriously, Darren, Tony, of all people.
11:33Oi!
11:34I don't know what you mean by of all people.
11:36Look, I was walking past, I saw you grab a hand,
11:38and I put two and two together in.
11:39Made 385.
11:43I'm sorry, mate.
11:44I really am.
11:45Please.
11:46No, I'm sorry.
11:47It seems to happen, I suppose.
11:49And for your information, I might be single at the minute,
11:51but there's women out there that'd be lucky to have me.
11:53Look, Nancy...
11:57Darren, don't.
12:02Listen, I'm really sorry for my partner, please.
12:05It's okay.
12:06It's not, is it?
12:08It's all my fault.
12:09As I've already told you,
12:11you getting him out of my life
12:13was the best thing that's ever happened to me.
12:16So, why don't you put back to mine,
12:18and I'll do you one of my famous sandwiches.
12:21My local butchers did a special
12:22on some ham on the bone the weekend.
12:24It's so mouth-watering.
12:27Look, I told Leela it'd only be five minutes,
12:29so I need to get off.
12:33I know I've made mistakes,
12:35but you used to be a man of God.
12:37Can't you forgive me?
12:38I can, but...
12:40Leela can't.
12:42That seems to be the reoccurring theme.
12:45And why should she?
12:45This is the end of the road
12:48for our short but memorable friendship,
12:50isn't it?
12:52I think so, yeah.
12:55Of course.
12:57Have a good life, Joel.
12:59You too.
12:59What is that...
13:16argument with Alistair about me?
13:19Why would it be about you?
13:21Doesn't look good, does it?
13:22His girlfriend's kid's doing court soon
13:25for...
13:26stabbing someone.
13:27Oi.
13:28You get that out of your head right now.
13:29It's got nothing to do with that.
13:31What is it, then?
13:32Oh, please.
13:33You stop making a big deal
13:33off of everything.
13:34I told you before,
13:35I'm fine.
13:36I'm fine.
13:37Hey, Ro.
13:50How's your day been?
13:54Why does everything in my life
13:55have to turn into some big drama?
14:02Ditto.
14:03It's only when I talk to you and hear
14:05that things seem to make more sense.
14:08I feel the same way.
14:13Maybe we should just run away together
14:15and start new lives
14:16where we've got new baggage and stuff.
14:18Where we can just be ourselves.
14:26Ooh.
14:28It's normally chaos
14:30when I get in from work.
14:32Why is it so quiet?
14:34Jack's taken Oscar and Morgan to the park
14:36and I'm off to meet them now
14:37to go for a pizza.
14:39It's the first I'm hearing of it.
14:40Well,
14:41we both thought if you and Darren
14:43had some time without any distraction,
14:46hopefully,
14:47you might come to some resolution.
14:49I'm going to take advantage of an empty house
14:57and have a nice hot bath.
14:58Wait,
14:59erm,
15:01there's something I'd like to say
15:02first.
15:04Aren't we all talked out, Darren?
15:05No.
15:06Actually,
15:07no,
15:08I'm not.
15:08look,
15:09I've never been
15:12very good with words.
15:14No,
15:14you're better with your fists,
15:15aren't you?
15:18So,
15:19I've written it down
15:21so I can get it all out.
15:24First of all,
15:24I'd just like to say
15:25that I don't just love you,
15:27Nancy.
15:29I need you.
15:30But,
15:32for once in my life,
15:34I'm going to put my own needs second.
15:37Because Oscar,
15:39Morgan and Frankie,
15:41those three
15:42need you more.
15:44Kind of.
15:45And anyway,
15:46that is more important
15:46than what I need,
15:47so that's what I'm going to do.
15:52So,
15:53if you really feel
15:54that you want to start
15:56seeing other people,
15:58move on.
16:00Even though it'll kill me,
16:02I'm just going to have
16:04to grip my teeth
16:04and accept it
16:05for the sake of the kids.
16:09And I hope you find someone
16:11who'll make you as happy
16:12as you deserve.
16:13There was no date.
16:17I made it up.
16:21What?
16:22Oh,
16:22I don't know.
16:23I...
16:23Maybe I wanted
16:26you to know
16:28how it feels
16:28when the person
16:30you love
16:31more than anything
16:32else on this planet
16:33makes you feel
16:35like you don't
16:36matter.
16:39If you do matter,
16:43I'd say you matter
16:43to me more than anything
16:44in the whole wide world.
16:47You know,
16:47I look at you
16:48and it's like
16:50the first time
16:50I met you.
16:51All those years ago,
16:52I still get flutters,
16:53I still get lightheaded.
16:54You know,
16:54I even get feelings
16:55down there
16:56that I know
16:56I shouldn't...
16:57Enough.
17:02Enough.
17:02Enough.
17:07Express yourself
17:09Express yourself
17:14How did you get in here?
17:40I have my ways.
17:41What do you want?
17:44I spoke to Lila earlier
17:45and apparently
17:48you're not a qualified
17:50therapist.
17:52That's...
17:52I haven't finished.
17:56She also said
17:57that you secretly
17:59record your
18:00so-called
18:00clients'
18:01conversations.
18:03I can explain.
18:04This is way beyond
18:05explanations
18:05because you're about
18:07to join your brother
18:08in the afterlife.
18:09If anyone
18:10threatens my
18:11nearest and dearest
18:12I
18:13take care of them.
18:15I killed the
18:16motorist
18:16who was
18:17threatening my mother
18:18and then there was
18:19Dilly of course
18:20when she found out
18:22too much.
18:24Abe Fielding
18:25for the same reasons.
18:27I'm even
18:28drugging my daughter
18:29and blaming it
18:29on her lover
18:30which is a risk
18:31but one worth taking.
18:33You just
18:36overplayed your
18:36hand
18:37Tommy.
18:38I'll just
18:38disperse of this
18:39after I've
18:40dispersed of you.
18:41You'd still be
18:42arrested for those
18:43confessional tapes
18:44though.
18:45Oh yeah?
18:45You see
18:46I saw you and
18:47Lila having a
18:48little chat earlier
18:49and knowing your
18:50dark secrets
18:51I thought it would
18:52be best
18:52to protect myself.
18:54Oh yeah
18:54and how would
18:55you do that?
18:55Your voice
18:57recordings are
18:58stored on a
18:59protective email
19:00that is scheduled
19:02to be sent to
19:02D Valley Police
19:03oh and Sienna
19:05in 24 hours
19:08unless I cancel it.
19:14I am the only
19:15person who can
19:16stop your life
19:17imploding into a
19:19million little
19:19pieces.
19:23So now I've
19:24got the upper
19:24hand.
19:25You're going to
19:27do exactly as I
19:28say.
19:55you're going to
19:57get the upper
19:57hand.
19:59You're going to
19:59do exactly as I
20:00saw you and
20:01what's going to do
20:01about the
20:02other stuff.
20:02You're going to
20:03do exactly as I
20:03know.
20:04You're going to
20:05do exactly as I
20:05do exactly as I
20:06don't do exactly as I
20:07do exactly as I
20:07can.
20:09What else do I do?