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00:00That'll be absolutely perfect. Thank you very much.
00:18Okay. Bye now. Bye.
00:20Hi. Can I have a word about my dear's party?
00:23She'll definitely be back tomorrow, won't she?
00:26I've gone to a lot of trouble for this party.
00:28Yeah, yeah. She'll be back.
00:30So, you know you said you'd take care of all the arrangements?
00:34That's right.
00:35Well, I had some time to think this morning.
00:37I've come up with some brilliant ideas I think you're going to love.
00:40Okay.
00:41Welly tossing. Biggest tosser wins the prize.
00:45What else?
00:47Smack the rat.
00:49Cheese rolling.
00:52I can't make that one out.
00:55Oh, no, that's something else.
00:56All great ideas.
00:58Really?
01:00Yeah.
01:00Um, can I take that?
01:02Sure.
01:03I'll give them the, er, consideration they've deserved.
01:06Right.
01:07Right, if you'll excuse me, I have a party to plan.
01:10Hey, have you, er, have you seen Dom?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Er, you know Clemy's off school again.
01:22Yeah, that's why I'm here.
01:23Right.
01:24I reckon Dom must be upstairs.
01:27Right.
01:27How about Jo?
01:29I don't know.
01:30It's probably upstairs and all.
01:32Then again, who cares?
01:33Well, that was an unexpectedly fun evening.
01:48It's a shame I'm working.
01:50Could have made a morning of it.
01:51Yeah.
01:53So will I be seeing you again?
01:55Look, I'm not really looking for anything serious.
01:59Cute.
02:03So would you be up for something un-serious?
02:09Um, well, you've got my insurance details now, but maybe next time.
02:11Just watch where you're going, yeah?
02:14What?
02:14Ross.
02:16You got a minute?
02:19Everything okay?
02:21Steph's told me you two aren't together anymore.
02:23And I know it was her idea, but I just wanted to say, um...
02:27Well, I hope you don't give up on her.
02:29Maybe give her some time, yeah?
02:32How's she doing?
02:32That's early days, but she'll find a way through it.
02:36I appreciate everything you've done for her.
02:40You're a good man.
02:40Good.
02:44You're a good man.
02:46You're a good man.
02:51She's been gone all night. I thought she'd be back by now.
03:17Her phone's switched off. What if she left me?
03:21Don't be daft. Where would she go, anyway?
03:24Mmm.
03:25She's probably just miffed that the whole Mr versus the Mrs game was a total disaster.
03:30Why do you have to be so negative about her all the time?
03:34I'm not!
03:35But come on, imagine unleashing that onto the unsuspecting couples of Emmerdale.
03:39Be like a divorce tsunami.
03:41She was trying really hard to make it work.
03:44She didn't know, did she? Because you're sat here like a wet weekend thinking it's all over.
03:48She's worried that we don't have anything in common.
03:51Of course. You've got loads in common.
03:54Like?
03:56Give me a minute.
03:57Video games.
03:59And then that strange little cartoon thing that you both like.
04:02Yeah, called anime.
04:04Yes!
04:05And then you're always both wanging on about Star Trek and the other one.
04:08Twin Peaks.
04:10And all the other weird stuff that addles your tiny little minds.
04:14Look, it's not even about how much you've got in common, is it?
04:18It's about how much you love each other.
04:21You do love her, right?
04:23Yeah.
04:24Okay, well maybe when you're in the same room as her, you need to be a bit more convincing than that.
04:28Oh, come on.
04:30It's a tiny little bump in the road.
04:32She'll be back.
04:34I still don't get what's so funny.
04:37Ryan definitely said he wanted Nokia every night.
04:40Not even a rest on Sunday.
04:42Look, I just want to say thanks for letting me stay on your sofa.
04:51You're a real friend.
04:53Of course.
04:54Any time, love.
04:55You know that.
04:56How are you feeling about everything today?
04:58Well, yesterday it was like a giant mirror was held up to our lives.
05:03And do you know what I saw, Mary?
05:05A perfectly lovely couple.
05:07I saw cracks.
05:09Big, big gaping cracks.
05:13Yeah, it's very clear that me and Ryan are on different paths in life.
05:18Well, maybe now's the time for the two of you to sit down and have a really serious conversation about your future.
05:27See if you can get those paths to cross a bit more.
05:31Yeah, but I've got dreams.
05:33You know, aspirations.
05:34Yeah, I want to do something with my life.
05:36And you will.
05:37But the reality is, I've got more chance of being the next James Bond than I do have ever run in the wool pack.
05:43Ryan says he wants nothing to do with it, so...
05:46What am I doing here?
05:51You're not thinking of leaving, are you?
05:54I don't know.
05:59I really don't.
06:01You know, I love Ryan.
06:04He's my best mate, but maybe that's not enough.
06:08You need to figure out what it is that you want.
06:11Well, if only it was that easy.
06:14Let me tell you something, Gail.
06:16From bitter experience.
06:20You've only got one shot at this life.
06:23And if you're not chasing your dreams...
06:27...what are you doing?
06:28So, are social services gonna take me away?
06:40What Jo said...
06:41...will never happen, okay?
06:43I'll make sure of it.
06:44I just need you to keep this to yourself.
06:46A little bit longer, whilst I sort everything out.
06:48Right?
06:56She's really upset.
06:57Yeah, I know.
07:02Don, I just feel like there's something you...
07:04...not telling me.
07:05About what?
07:06About what's going on here.
07:08Well, if there's something you want to ask, just ask.
07:12Right.
07:13I'll give you one more chance.
07:17To be honest with me.
07:20Is there someone else?
07:24Voila.
07:25He's taking you.
07:26So we're gonna have lunch, and then he's taking me horse riding.
07:29Oh!
07:30Okay, well, if you fall off and break your legs, I'll know who to sue.
07:33Why don't you take a seat?
07:34I'll bring the menus over.
07:40Ruby.
07:42Give more regards to Steph.
07:44Hope she's on the mend.
07:45I'll pass on your consent.
07:52Word to the wise, if he's being nice, it usually means there's an agenda.
07:56I'm well aware of how he operates.
07:58I've got my eye on him.
08:00Big time.
08:01Why?
08:02Well, since Noah got spiked.
08:03Can't do enough for him.
08:04Acting like the best big brother in the world.
08:06I bet he can't.
08:09What do you mean by that?
08:13Nothing.
08:13Well, no.
08:14You clearly meant something.
08:15Do you know something?
08:16About what?
08:17About Noah being spiked.
08:19I don't know anything.
08:20I've got to go.
08:27For the millionth time, there's no one else.
08:28Don't.
08:29I don't believe you.
08:30Well, that sounds like a you problem.
08:32I've got enough on my plate with Evan and Clemmie.
08:34I don't need this.
08:35Oh, you think I do?
08:36It's over, Billy.
08:37And we make a great team when it comes to the kids, so don't spoil that.
08:40Bro, that is the last thing that I want.
08:45Look, I'll come by before Lydia's party tomorrow.
08:48See how she's getting on.
08:50You're invited?
08:52Why wouldn't I be?
08:53No, yeah.
08:54Sorry, I just...
08:57It's fine.
09:00Anyway, I think we both need to let our hair down.
09:07Make your salad if you want some.
09:12I'd rather you told me what Joe's got to do with Noah getting spiked.
09:16Like, I shouldn't have said anything.
09:18You have no idea what we've been going through over this.
09:22Noah's not been the same since.
09:25So please, Ruby, if you know something,
09:29I'm begging you.
09:30You have to tell us.
09:32Charity, I wish I could.
09:34How?
09:36I am convinced Joe is involved somehow, okay?
09:39But I just...
09:40I just don't have the proof.
09:41I can't help you.
09:42If Joe finds out that I have said anything,
09:44he will destroy my family.
09:46What's he got on you?
09:47Nothing.
09:48Please leave.
09:50You know Noah thinks his big brother's the best thing since sliced bread.
09:56Please, Ruby, from one mother to another, just tell me what you know
09:59and I'll make sure Joe can't hurt either of our families.
10:04You want him gone?
10:10More than anything.
10:12If I tell you this,
10:16Joe can never find out.
10:17It came from me.
10:18No one can.
10:19Fine by me.
10:20And whatever you do next, whatever you do to him,
10:22that lies firmly on your shoulders.
10:25Deal.
10:27He did it.
10:28He spiked Noah.
10:29Tell me everything.
10:30Tell me everything.
10:31Hey.
10:35What would you be doing like?
10:36I was worried.
10:37I was with Mary.
10:38I needed time to think.
10:39And?
10:40Why don't you take a seat?
10:41I'll stick the kettle on.
10:43And?
10:44Why don't you take a seat?
10:45I'll stick the kettle on.
10:47Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday's time.
10:48And?
10:49Hey.
10:56What was it being on, like? I was worried.
10:59I was with Mary.
11:01I needed time to think.
11:03And?
11:04Why don't you take a seat? I'll stick the kettle on.
11:14Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday.
11:17I didn't mean for it to play out the way it did.
11:20Me neither.
11:21But it made two things very clear to me.
11:26Right?
11:27I made you far too much knock you when we first got together.
11:31And my dreams don't align with your dreams.
11:35Maybe they can.
11:39Last night, when I was lying awake on Marlon's sofa,
11:43I realised, you know,
11:47I'm living your life.
11:50You know, your home, your pub, your family.
11:54I'm happy to share all that with you.
11:56But no-one around here takes me seriously, Ryan.
11:59So where does that leave me?
12:01You know, all I want is a chance.
12:04An opportunity.
12:05Someone to believe in me.
12:07I believe in you.
12:10And I believe in you too.
12:14But I think if we're really honest with ourselves,
12:18we've been more like friends for a long, long time.
12:22I know it.
12:26And I think you do too.
12:31So I spoke to my mate Fanny
12:33about that job down in Devon,
12:35running her dad's B&B,
12:36and she said,
12:37it's still mine if I want it.
12:38But Devon's my old way.
12:40Look, we'll make it work.
12:42We'll figure it out, OK?
12:45Gail.
12:46Gail, please don't leave me.
12:50Just left him in the middle of nowhere.
12:51To fend for himself.
12:55I'm afraid so.
12:58I knew it.
13:01This is insane.
13:04I mean, if he wanted a kidney so badly,
13:06why wouldn't he just ask?
13:09Would you have let Noah
13:10hand over one of his kidneys to Joe?
13:12No, not in a million years.
13:14Well, there you go.
13:17How do you know all this?
13:19I can't tell you that.
13:22So I don't know if any of this is true, then?
13:24It's true.
13:25I swear.
13:26On my life.
13:27On my family.
13:29OK.
13:31But he never got Noah's kidney, did he?
13:35So I'm assuming
13:36that must mean he's still ill.
13:39Or maybe even dying,
13:40so he...
13:41Oh, my God.
13:47What?
13:50Caleb.
13:52What about him?
13:54He lost a kidney when he was stabbed.
13:57It was Joe who found him.
14:00That's it, isn't it?
14:00That's how you know.
14:03He did it to Caleb, too.
14:04And this time,
14:05he got what he wanted.
14:07Oh, my God.
14:11I'm right, aren't I?
14:16Wait.
14:17You break something,
14:18you're paying for it.
14:20Sorry.
14:22What, you're about to explode?
14:24Turns out the person I fell in love with
14:25is not who I thought she was.
14:27Right.
14:27That's got to work.
14:28She's throwing everything away
14:29for that scumbag.
14:31Any, er,
14:32particular scumbag
14:33that we're talking about?
14:35Joe Tate.
14:36I'll tell you what, mate.
14:40I'll bet I slid a kettle on
14:41and tell me all about it.
14:43Come on.
14:47You've got a life and family all here
14:49and I don't have any of that.
14:52And as much
14:53as I love it here,
14:55no matter where I look,
14:56I'm at a dead end.
14:58But I love you.
14:59And I love you too.
15:05But I think there's a difference,
15:07isn't there,
15:08between loving someone
15:09and being in love.
15:11Please don't be sad.
15:18You know,
15:18this is a good thing.
15:22Yeah.
15:23You won't lose me.
15:25We'll always be mates
15:27and we'll always have Oscar.
15:32When are you leaving?
15:33I've got a train book
15:35for this afternoon.
15:36This afternoon?
15:40You'll be brilliant down there.
15:43You'll be great.
15:43I know you will.
15:47And so will you.
15:50Oh, come here.
15:51This isn't the end, right?
15:56This is a new beginning
15:57for both of us.
16:03What the hell was all that
16:04about this morning?
16:06What was what?
16:07One minute we're in bed together,
16:08the next we're exchanging
16:10car insurance details.
16:11What does it matter?
16:13Let me break it down for you.
16:15A, why was I the guilty party
16:17in your fictitious scenario
16:19and B, that is not the way
16:20you treat someone
16:21you've just spent the night with?
16:22Look, it was a one-nighter.
16:24Not the start of anything.
16:25Don't get all Beggy on me.
16:28Beggy?
16:29Beggy?
16:30It's not even a word,
16:30you muppet!
16:32Listen, casual sex,
16:34I don't have a problem with
16:35casual misogyny.
16:37I very much do.
16:39I'm sorry, all right?
16:41Me and Steph had recently
16:42broke up and...
16:43And you're too immature
16:43to deal with it like an adult.
16:45I get it.
16:46If you ask me,
16:47Steph's had a lucky escape.
16:50He made Artie white
16:54to try and fix things
16:55for Noah.
16:56And all along
16:57he was just
16:57grooming him
16:58for spare parts.
17:00We'll just be grateful
17:01that Noah wasn't a match.
17:06Three people
17:08have died
17:09because of this.
17:11And I was driving
17:12that limo.
17:13I felt
17:15like their blood
17:17was on my hands
17:18and all along
17:20it was him.
17:22Joe
17:22thinks he has
17:24got away with it.
17:25Ah!
17:27Not anymore.
17:28You need to get
17:29Noah away from him.
17:31Oh, I will.
17:36Probably best we forget
17:37this conversation
17:37ever happened.
17:38I agree.
17:39Good.
17:40Thanks, Ruby.
17:54Thanks.
17:56You got any proof?
18:00Let me saw him
18:01kiss him.
18:03And Joe's told her
18:04if she says anything
18:05he'll get sent away.
18:06He's scaring little
18:10girls as well.
18:10Yeah.
18:11I was pretending
18:12to be my best mate
18:13like he
18:13he's got my back.
18:16And all the while
18:17he's sticking the knife in.
18:19Well, I hate to say it,
18:20mate, but
18:20he's laughing at you.
18:24Do you know what?
18:25A few years ago
18:25I would have
18:26ripped his head off.
18:28What's stopping you now?
18:30I've got
18:31kids.
18:32Joe's got money.
18:37He can, er,
18:38buy people's affections.
18:40He's already
18:40taken your wife
18:41from you.
18:41You give him chance.
18:43He will take
18:44your kids as well.
18:46Do you know what?
18:46I've never hated
18:47someone this much
18:48before.
18:48Well, he's ruined
18:49your life.
18:51If I was you,
18:53I'd be awful blood.
18:56Thanks for
18:57giving me a lift
18:57to the station.
18:59This won't be
18:59the same without you.
19:01Well, there'll be
19:01a lot less tension,
19:02that's for sure.
19:03I've got a knack
19:04for winding people
19:04up the wrong way.
19:05Don't be daft.
19:06I'm sorry to see you go.
19:08Oh, thanks.
19:09Oh, and
19:09can you wish
19:11Lydia a happy birthday
19:12for tomorrow for me?
19:13Consider it done.
19:15Hey, she's catching up
19:16to you, ain't she?
19:17In ten years
19:18she'll be almost your age.
19:20You what?
19:20I keep saying to him,
19:21you look remarkable
19:22for a man in his 60s.
19:23I don't know how you do it.
19:2560s?
19:26I'm not in my 60s.
19:28Well, you look great
19:29anyway.
19:30Brilliant.
19:32Enjoy the rest of your life,
19:33won't you?
19:37I've done it again.
19:38Who'd have thought
19:39Sam would be so sensitive
19:40about his age?
19:43Anyway,
19:44we'd better get going.
19:44You're going to miss your train.
19:46I know you.
19:52You're a catch-around stocks
19:53and you'll find somebody
19:55almost as good as me
19:57one day.
19:57I doubt it.
20:00I'm with you.
20:06I'm...
20:07I'm dead nervous
20:08all of a sudden.
20:09I'm not surprised.
20:10It's a big move.
20:13But I'm excited
20:14about the future again.
20:15I forgot what that felt like.
20:17try and keep your chin up, mate.
20:39You look how I feel.
20:45Yeah?
20:46How was that?
20:52How's horse riding?
20:53Oh, it's safe to say that I'm not a natural.
20:55You all right, mate?
20:57How's it going?
20:59You good?
21:00We took Clammy out.
21:01Really brightened her day up.
21:03Thinking about getting her a pony
21:04of her own.
21:05Uh, a pint, orange juice
21:08and anything that
21:10Bailey wants.
21:11All right.
21:12How was your day?
21:14Oh, interesting.
21:16A friend came to me
21:16for some advice
21:17and I think I nudged her
21:19in the right direction.
21:20How was work?
21:22It's a productive
21:23solution to a tricky situation
21:25falling to my lap.
21:26That's lucky.
21:27Hmm.
21:28Hopefully
21:28I've convinced someone
21:30to do the heavy lifting
21:31so
21:31I don't have to get
21:32my hands too dirty.
21:33I'll turn to that.