It's the mint for the mouth your butt feeds. #shorts #oopsie #poop #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00I just dropped something so depraved in this toilet that it might corrode the porcelain.
00:04But no one's gonna know, because I use Oopsy Poopsie.
00:07I know people talk about blowing up the bathroom, but seriously, it smells like a nuclear waste up in here.
00:12And I can't let people know I shit. I mean, look at me, I'm a beautiful lady woman.
00:15So we came up with a sophisticated fragrance in a discreet, small tablet.
00:20Unlike our competitors, Oopsy Poopsie isn't just a cover-up job, okay?
00:24Literally no one will ever know you went to the bathroom,
00:27because Oopsy Poopsie's patented fragrance technology releases a toxin that erases the memory of the person using the bathroom after you.
00:36When is my birthday?
00:37Oopsy Poopsie works just like a mint.
00:39You might be saying, well Brit, you put a mint in your mouth, not your butt.
00:43Drop this mint into the mouth that eats from your butt, the toilet, okay?
00:47And no one will know your disgusting little secret.
00:50I came up with Oopsy Poopsie because I once dropped one so bad.
00:54My friends, who I thought I trusted, yeah, Melissa, have been calling me Oppenheimer.
00:59Now they can't even remember that we were friends.
01:01Crisis averted.
01:02But don't take it from me.
01:03Let's hear from one of our valued customers.
01:05I'm Michael, a real Oopsy Poopsie customer, a newlywed man who's about to embark on my honeymoon with my wife.
01:10That's still weird to say.
01:11You know I'll have my Oopsy Poopsie on me to make sure she never remembers what I did in there.
01:15Isn't it insane that we will never not poop?
01:18And the endless Earl of Excrement churns and churns forever?
01:22Just keeps going.
01:23And every time I have to go, it's like a little piece of me ties.
01:26Why are we cursed as such wretched creatures?
01:28So embarrassed of our own private parts as we sit alone in a porcelain prison of our own design?
01:33And that, that is why I use Oopsy Poopsie for after I go.
01:38My wife won't remember the wedding, but she also won't remember that turd I dropped in Hawaii.
01:42Which honestly, would end our marriage anyway.