If Fast Fashion Were Honest #shorts #tariffs #sheinhaul #temuhaul #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Horton is the newest fashion brand from Horton Industries, giving you the latest and greatest
00:05trends. So you're always serving Hort. I'll ship to you in 12 hours or less. Wow, talk about fast.
00:13Yeah, that's really fast. How is that even possible? We've super compressed the production
00:19cycle with cheaper, speedier manufacturing and shipping methods. That $5 top you're wearing
00:25goes straight from the factory to your figure. Okay. This shirt cost me $2 and the shorts were tan.
00:32That's right. And you'll never have to repeat an outfit ever again because Horton adds over 10,000
00:39new designs a day to our website. That's so much clothing. Yeah, it is. Well, don't you need new
00:48fits to show off on your hashtag clothing haul TikTok? Yeah, I guess. Plus, check out our
00:55new line called Straight to Landfill. This is where you put an item in your cart, pay for it,
01:01and we chuck it straight into a landfill for you. Hold on a second. Why would anyone even want that?
01:07Ah, it's not really a want. It's just what happens. Over 80% of all clothing is either
01:14landfilled or incinerated. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I burst your little fashionista bubble?