If The Video Game Industry Were Honest. #shorts #eagames #titanfall #eagaming #gaming #videogames #parody #comedy #youtubeshorts
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00:00So here, try this one. It's, uh, zombie munching bloody things. I'm told it's exactly fine.
00:07You can get it on your PlayStation, your Xbox, or hey, why not try it on Horton's brand electric brick?
00:14I'd show you some footage of people playing the game, but I can't because the game's not ready yet.
00:19It won't be ready when you pre-order it either, and heck, or hell if you prefer.
00:24It won't even be ready when you play it.
00:26You see, we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games,
00:31or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game,
00:35assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC, and we chose the latter option.
00:40The option that requires less work on our part.
00:44The only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales.
00:49We've got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock
00:55to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money.