If YouTube Were Honest #shorts #mrbeast #mrbeastchallenge #beastgames #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00This is horrible!
00:01Oh, don't worry.
00:02If you don't like this video,
00:04you can follow any of the millions of greasy losers
00:07that copy my every move with increasingly diminishing quality.
00:11What's up, guys?
00:12I'm giving away 20,000 Advils to people that need insulin.
00:18What's up, guys?
00:19I'm giving away 2,000 Wasps to people with poor blood sugar.
00:25What's up, guys?
00:26I'm giving 20 people diabetes.
00:30You're a terrible person.
00:32All of you are terrible people.
00:35Well, would a horrible person give away such a good prize?
00:39Doing something charitable or good only to turn it into content
00:42doesn't make you a good person.
00:43It makes you an expletive psycho.
00:46Yeah, you should be in jail.
00:48Oh, my God.
00:50Someone just tweeted out my home address.
00:52I just got a notarized invoice for a hit someone took out on me.
00:54Yes, anyone that talks even remotely negative about me
00:58online or in the public sphere
01:00is subjected to my army of 300 million children worldwide.
01:04And they don't mess around.
01:06They'll leak your home address, send you death threats,
01:09and do it all with a book report due tomorrow.
01:12At this point, I have such a stranglehold
01:14on the youth demographic of this country.
01:16They're going to let me choose the next president
01:18in about four years.