Beyond Paradise Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00Music
00:21See you downstairs Mark
00:23Mr. Bevan
00:24Music
00:42Music
00:51Good night, Mr. Bevan.
01:00Good night, Mark.
01:04Evening.
01:05Evening.
01:21Good night, Mark.
01:51Good morning, Douglas.
02:03Morning.
02:04Hello.
02:08Good morning, Douglas.
02:10Hello.
02:21Good morning, Douglas.
02:33Good morning, Douglas.
02:35One morning in the month of June, down by a rolling river, there where he tried a chance
02:51to stray and he beheld his lover.
02:53Her cheeks were red, her eyes were brown, her hair in ring was hanging down.
02:58She looked at Evelyn's face without a frown, just as the tide was flowing.
03:03Good morning, Douglas.
03:05Good morning, Douglas.
03:05Good morning, Douglas.
03:11Good morning, Douglas.
03:13There are to be flowers as a centerpiece on each table.
03:43Except the top table. I don't want the bride hidden by anything.
03:48But perhaps at the two ends.
03:50Now, let's go through the menu again.
04:00The station reviewed.
04:05Is that it?
04:07Everything they asked for.
04:10So what do you think?
04:11It's not about what's here.
04:13It's about how they interpret it.
04:14It'll say whatever they want it to say.
04:17So you think they've already made their minds up?
04:19Don't you?
04:21If it helps, I don't mind taking it in.
04:26What?
04:27They might be about to close us down and all you can think about is drooling over the chief super again.
04:32I don't drool over her.
04:34That's true, actually.
04:35Normally, his mouth goes dry and he talks gibberish.
04:38I did.
04:38Look, I just think she's an amazing woman.
04:41That's all.
04:41Oh, it's about professional respect.
04:45Yeah, we've misjudged him.
04:47So if you were going to, like, drop these off and she wanted to give you a kiss to say thank you, just a little one, you'd tell her to back off, would you?
04:53That it was inappropriate?
04:55That's hardly likely, is it?
04:57Probably, but what if she did?
04:59Come to think of it, I think she gave me a little peck on the cheek last time I took the quarterly report in.
05:04That's right, I remember you saying.
05:06I wouldn't want to be rude, would I?
05:08No.
05:08Of course not.
05:09As long as it was just a peck.
05:13I, it, it's, it's not funny, is it?
05:18Don't get chatting over there.
05:20We have to be out of here by four.
05:21We've got a wedding to get to, remember?
05:22Yeah, yeah.
05:24Ship to Nabbat Police Station.
05:26Oh, sorry, Kelby, but you do make it easy.
05:28Yeah, but I don't have a go at you for who you fancy, do I?
05:32Who do I fancy?
05:34Bloke with a hammer.
05:36Hammer?
05:37Thor.
05:39You mean Chris Hemsworth?
05:41See, I don't ask you if you want to kiss him, do I?
05:44No.
05:45You can if you want.
05:47Right.
05:48Do you want to kiss him?
05:49Yes, please.
05:50Ship to Nabbat Police.
05:52Oh, hello, Douglas.
05:53How are you?
05:54Yeah, we'll get someone to you as quickly as we can, okay?
05:59Kelby.
06:00Christy Close.
06:01Suspected assault on an elderly resident.
06:04Go, go.
06:11Hot water?
06:13Can I get you anything else?
06:15I don't think so.
06:17More toast?
06:18Sauce?
06:18Uh, no, I'm absolutely fine.
06:21Then can I tempt you with a little physical activity?
06:24Oh, excuse me?
06:27Sixties workout on the beach later.
06:30Oh!
06:32Oh, no, sorry.
06:33I'm a little busy today.
06:35Maybe next time.
06:36Absolutely.
06:37Absolutely.
06:37What are you doing here?
06:44We need to talk.
06:47Isn't it bad luck if I see you?
06:49I can't do it.
06:51Do what?
06:52The wedding.
06:52Okay, Eller.
06:57We'll just get your arms secure.
06:59Then we'll pop you down to A&E, get you checked out, all right?
07:01I don't want any fuss.
07:04Have you got a family we can call?
07:05Maybe they can meet you at the hospital?
07:08I think one of the neighbours called her granddaughter.
07:10They said they were here to fix the internet.
07:13Who did?
07:14Two men.
07:15They rang on the bell.
07:17And you let them in?
07:19Well, yes, it had been playing up all morning.
07:22They said they were here to fix it.
07:24Only, they went on my computer.
07:26And my granddaughter said I wasn't to let anyone do that.
07:30So I said, stop.
07:34And that was when one of them pushed me and I fell back.
07:38And these two men, would you recognise them if you saw them again?
07:42Oh, yes.
07:44We should get going.
07:45Okay.
07:46Well, don't worry about it now, Eller.
07:48James is going to get you in the ambulance.
07:50I'll see you out of the hospital if I can, if that's okay.
07:54Just so I can get a proper description.
07:59Okay.
08:02Nan!
08:04Are you all right?
08:04What happened?
08:05Oh, it's nothing.
08:07They shouldn't have called you.
08:09Well, of course they should have called me.
08:11Is she okay?
08:12A few cuts and bruises, possible fracture of her left arm.
08:14So we're taking her to A&E.
08:16You ready, Eller?
08:18Well, I can't just leave the house.
08:20No, it's all right.
08:20Nan, I'll lock up here and I'll meet you at the hospital, okay?
08:24All right, dear.
08:26It's all right, my love.
08:27Go.
08:28Go.
08:31Grab the door.
08:32Do you see Hartford?
08:38Yes, sir.
08:39Mom.
08:40Do you know what happened?
08:43She's my grandmother.
08:45Yes, Mom.
08:45It seems there were two perpetrators who aimed gantry.
08:50Ained gantry?
08:51Gained entry.
08:53They said they were here to fix the internet and pushed her.
08:59But you told her not to let anyone do that.
09:04Not push her.
09:06I mean, obviously, they shouldn't do that, even if she wasn't your grandmother.
09:10Sorry, I meant go on the internet, through the computer.
09:17So she said, stop it, and they did, and that's when they pushed her.
09:22Right.
09:23So what are you going to do next?
09:24Next?
09:26I will get a description and ask around town if anyone had seen them.
09:33Ask around town?
09:34Yes, and the surrounding areas, neighbours, dog walkers, people on bikes.
09:45Can I make a suggestion?
09:46Yes, please, Mom.
09:47Go back to the station, write out your report.
09:50I'll call the cybercrime unit to come down and check my grandmother's computer
09:53to see if there's any forensic evidence to be had,
09:55or a digital footprint we can identify,
09:57and help lead us to the people who did this.
10:00Yes?
10:01Yes, Mom.
10:04It's like my worst nightmare.
10:14It's all the things we said we didn't want.
10:16Well, what do we do?
10:18We can hardly not turn up to our own wedding.
10:21Of course not.
10:24Mom would be devastated.
10:26You'll have to talk to her.
10:28Me?
10:29Well, if I go, she'll just talk me round like she always does.
10:33If I go, she'll use her hipmistress voice on me and I'll crumble.
10:36I cannot be held responsible for what I'd agree to.
10:42We'll go together.
10:42It's an art deco piece from the 1920s.
11:00Bronze, with the mountain tray made from Devon marble.
11:04Value?
11:04It's insured for £75,000.
11:08Wow.
11:09I know.
11:10It's a Francis Tucker piece, loaned to the museum by Lady Cavendish.
11:15At least you're insured.
11:16Well, yes.
11:18But that's not really the problem.
11:20We struggle to break even as it is.
11:23Over half of what we have here is on loan.
11:26If this gets out, the owners are going to start taking their items away.
11:31And if I make that kind of claim, my insurance premiums would double on whatever's left.
11:36I couldn't do it.
11:39I'd have to close down.
11:41Oh, Douglas, you can't do that.
11:43I'm not sure I'd have any choice.
11:45I'll do everything I can, I promise.
11:48Now, can you show me where you think they broke in?
11:50This door was forced open.
11:57Cameras?
11:58Outside.
11:59One at the front door, one at the back.
12:01It's the first thing I checked.
12:03And?
12:04Nothing.
12:05Although you can't actually see this door from the rear camera.
12:09And the alarm didn't go off?
12:11I don't understand why.
12:12We have motion sensors throughout the gallery.
12:16And this morning I still had to disarm the system as I do every morning.
12:20Could be a fault.
12:21When was the system last checked?
12:23It's serviced every six months.
12:25So the last one would have been first week in July.
12:35Don't upset yourself about it.
12:37If there's any news, I'll call you straight away.
12:39Okay?
12:40Thanks, Esther.
12:41See you.
12:45Oh, Paris!
12:46Hey, Esther.
12:48How are you doing?
12:49I haven't seen you for ages.
12:50Zoe was only talking about you the other day.
12:52I've been about.
12:54In the museum?
12:55Oh, no.
12:56My boyfriend works here.
12:58Mark?
12:59Oh, right.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Six months now.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Probably why no-one's seen you.
13:03Tell Zoe.
13:04I'll give her a call.
13:05Yeah, will do.
13:06Well, that's that.
13:20Nothing more we can do now.
13:23Madam wasn't there, though.
13:26So you would have had a wasted trip.
13:30Family emergency or something?
13:32Well, I saw her.
13:35What?
13:36The chief super.
13:37It was her nan who got assaulted in Christy Close.
13:41No.
13:43Is she all right?
13:44Two blokes got in her house.
13:46Pushed her.
13:47They think she might have broken her arm.
13:49Chief super turned up while I was there.
13:53They just checked her bank.
13:55Looks like they cleaned her out.
13:56Took everything.
13:57That's terrible.
14:00Kelby.
14:02You have to help her.
14:03I mean, I'd like to help.
14:06She's a lovely lady, but the chief super doesn't want me to.
14:12Me?
14:12She told me she'd get people from HQ to look into it.
14:15She can't do that.
14:17The call came in here.
14:18You attended first.
14:19So?
14:20So?
14:21It's your case.
14:23But she's the boss.
14:24Well, she won't think very highly of you if you'd just roll over and do as you're told, will she?
14:31You need to show her what you're made of.
14:37You think?
14:38Definitely.
14:40And think how grateful she'd be.
14:43You're right.
14:44Okay.
14:44Thanks, Margo.
14:54Go get him, tiger!
14:56Sorry, sir.
14:58He looks happy.
15:00I'll tell you about it later.
15:02So what about the museum?
15:04Douglas okay?
15:06Bless him.
15:07He thinks he might have to shut down.
15:09No, he can't do that.
15:11Someone forced open a fire door at the back, managed to dodge the alarm system and nick a 75 grand bronze statuette.
15:19How?
15:19I have no clue.
15:21Where's the inspector when you need him, eh?
15:23Hmm.
15:30Oh, make sure there's plenty of room in between the tables once the chair's going.
15:34That, that one.
15:35Maybe back a smidgen.
15:39What are you doing here?
15:43You're, you're supposed to be at the hairdressers.
15:48Yes, I'm, er, sorry about that.
15:52Thanks.
16:02Hello, Paris.
16:03How are you?
16:04Well, I was all right, but Mark's just told me what happened.
16:08Yes, er, it is a bit of a worry.
16:10They broke him on the back?
16:12It seems so, yes.
16:14Scumbags.
16:15Oh, quite.
16:16Although we're not entirely sure why the alarm didn't go off.
16:19Oh, well, they can do all sorts these days, Mr. B.
16:22Well, I, I'm sure you're right.
16:24I'm not very up on these things.
16:27I hope you're not keeping young Mark away from his work.
16:30No, it's her, it's her mum's birthday.
16:32We're trying to find her something.
16:34Make sure you use your staff discount form.
16:36Oh, thank you.
16:38You're very welcome.
16:39What do you mean, too much?
16:51It just feels like everything's running away from us.
16:54Like it's not about us anymore.
16:56Who the hell else is it about?
16:58When Humph and I talked about it, it was a quiet affair.
17:01We talked about a registry office and a few close friends.
17:05I won't have you married in a registry office.
17:06But don't you see, mum, that's the whole point.
17:09It isn't about what you want.
17:11Our wedding day should be about what we want.
17:13And it doesn't feel that way.
17:16You haven't really consulted us about a single thing.
17:19You've chose the flowers, the menu.
17:21No, you told us what you'd booked after the fact.
17:26The truth is, I woke up this morning and it didn't feel like my wedding day.
17:35What have you got to say for yourself?
17:38Well, Martha has a point.
17:41You see, we talked about something small.
17:43A handful of people.
17:45Why didn't you say all of this sooner?
17:49What?
17:51It just didn't seem a good time.
17:54With everything else.
17:56What else?
17:58You mean Richard?
18:01It just felt like you threw yourself into planning the wedding to take your mind off it.
18:05So it seemed quite churlish to stop you from doing that.
18:09We were worried about you.
18:11So in other words, you were pandering to me?
18:14Because suddenly I'd become this mad old woman,
18:17interfering in everyone else's business,
18:18so I wouldn't have to face up to the fact that I'd been humiliated by a man.
18:22We didn't say that.
18:23No.
18:27But I was.
18:29Wasn't I, Mottie?
18:31Well, we're all being honest.
18:33That's what you both think, isn't it?
18:34No.
18:37But what then?
18:39I don't know.
18:47Do you know what I thought I was doing?
18:49I thought that as the father of the bride normally organizes and pays for the wedding,
18:56I needed to step up.
18:57Because he isn't here, is he?
19:00That's just me.
19:01And I know he would have wanted it to be perfect.
19:07And you're right.
19:08This was about Richard, in a way, though not the way you think.
19:14You see, the more I realized the truth about Richard's lies and deceit and selfishness and his utter disregard for anybody else,
19:23the more I realized what an amazing man your father was.
19:30And that I should honor his memory by making sure that his little girl had the wedding she deserved.
19:41I'm sorry.
19:42I overstepped the mark.
19:44Oh, Mum, we're not mad at you.
19:47We know you only ever want what's best for us.
19:50We just wondered if we could scale it back a little.
19:53Do you know what, Mum?
20:08You can do whatever you want.
20:12Oh, Mum, please.
20:21Do you want me to go after her?
20:23No, just leave her a while.
20:28Let her calm down.
20:28No.
20:29Leave her a while.
20:30Let her calm down.
20:31I want to.
20:41Oh, yes.
20:54Well, thanks, Mary.
21:15I owe you a drink next quiz night.
21:18That alarm has to be faulty.
21:21Could it have been bypassed somehow?
21:24There's no evidence it was tampered with.
21:27That was Mary HQ on the phone.
21:31So, the two blokes who pushed the chief super's down had been at it before.
21:36Where?
21:37Colford, Morricate and Frasercum.
21:41They use a Wi-Fi blocker outside the houses to mess up the Internet,
21:45then knock on doors offering to fix it.
21:47Because of the blocker, doorbell cameras can't store the image of them knocking.
21:52Clever.
21:52Then once inside, they say they need to use your computer.
21:56Then, of course, they hack into it and get access to your bank account.
21:58All those areas are covered by the hub, aren't they?
22:01Mary said they don't have a single suspect.
22:04Nothing.
22:06Well, if they can't do anything with all the resources they have,
22:09what are we supposed to do?
22:10Well, we've got something they haven't got.
22:14What's that?
22:15Kelby.
22:15So, I've got one dark hair, clean shaven, looks a bit like Peter Barlow from Coronation Street,
22:27one bald one with stubble, red ears, looks like one of the conservative leaders,
22:33but you're not sure which one.
22:35I'm not much help, am I?
22:38But I'd know them if I saw them.
22:40No, this is excellent, Ella.
22:42Once I had to find a dog,
22:44and the only information I had was that it had three legs and a diamante collar.
22:49You've been very kind to me.
22:53Well, it's not nice what these men did.
22:56Can't have them running around hurting lovely ladies like yourself, can we?
23:00Are you flirting with me, Kelby?
23:03Maybe a little bit.
23:05Right, I'll run these descriptions through our database and start making inquiries.
23:14BC Hartford.
23:16Mum?
23:16I thought I made it clear we take care of this from the hub,
23:19Yes, Mum.
23:22But with respect, I was the attending officer.
23:26And?
23:28And I think I should carry on with my investigation.
23:32I've got a description of the two men, and I'm about to start my inquiries.
23:36He's been very thorough.
23:39That's not how it works, Nan.
23:40We have a cybercrime unit, they're specialists in this type of fraud.
23:44Well, I haven't seen a single one of your cybermen since this happened.
23:49Kelby's the only one who's talked to me.
23:53All right.
23:54Gather whatever information you can.
23:57But you report directly to the hub.
23:59Yes, Mum.
24:00Don't worry.
24:01I won't let you down.
24:03Bye, Ella.
24:07Ooh.
24:08What a sweet boy.
24:09OK, so I need you to set the alarm exactly as you did last night.
24:17We normally turn the lights off first.
24:18Do the same thing.
24:20How long between pressing the button and the alarm being set?
24:23We have 45 seconds to get out.
24:25OK.
24:26Go.
24:26Bye.
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24:55Bye.
24:56Mark, don't tear the aroma.
25:26Like a jack in the box, I gotta run like a block to get you in my sights and see, show you one last time down the line, yeah, oh.
25:56Not being funny, but should you two be sitting here together, isn't it bad luck or something?
26:03I'm not sure much else could go wrong.
26:07Everything's all right, isn't it? I mean, you're still getting married today?
26:11I suppose.
26:12Don't you know?
26:13Of course we're getting married.
26:15Great.
26:17Though, if I'm honest, nothing would surprise me with you two.
26:20She's right, isn't she?
26:25We are a bit prone to things going wrong.
26:28Not wrong.
26:29Just occasionally a little more complicated than we anticipated, that is all.
26:34Okay, look.
26:35You find your mum, kiss and make up, we smile through the wedding, I'll see you on the other side.
26:41I do love you.
26:42Oh, well, that's a relief.
26:48Hello?
26:48Hello?
26:50Oh, um, of course.
26:54Actually, it was Ryan's idea.
26:56To have that connection on your first placement is great.
27:02He lost his granddad a few weeks ago, and his mum needs to be in hospital a while.
27:07There's no other family to take him in, so...
27:10We need someone to foster.
27:13I appreciate his short notice.
27:16Oh, that's fine.
27:17It's not a bad time.
27:18No.
27:20No.
27:21We'd love to have him.
27:23Okay.
27:24Great.
27:25Well, I've got his stuff in the car.
27:31Hiya.
27:32Is it all right if I stay here, then?
27:34Oh, yeah, of course it is.
27:36Sorry your mum's not well.
27:37Is this your dog?
27:39Well, he sort of adopted us.
27:43What's his name?
27:44Selwyn.
27:46It's a funny name.
27:50I'm going to like it here.
27:51Oh, I'm a police officer, PC Hartford.
28:18Can I have a word?
28:19I haven't done anything.
28:21Go away.
28:22Oh, no, I'm sure you haven't.
28:23I just, uh, I need to ask about two men.
28:26There's no men in here.
28:28No, I just wanted to know if anyone knocked on your door.
28:31Yes.
28:32Great.
28:33Um, can you describe them for me?
28:36Young, wearing a police uniform, asking silly questions.
28:43That's me, isn't it?
28:45Right, well, these aren't silly questions.
28:47I'm here on official police business.
28:50I just need to ask if anyone's seen two men.
28:54I saw a car parked outside.
28:57Car?
28:58What kind of car?
28:59Two-litre, black, series four, BMW, Grand Coupe.
29:04Anyway, that's very specific.
29:07I watch a lot of Jeremy Clarkson.
29:10He pushes my buttons.
29:13Um, OK.
29:14Um, but nobody knocked on your door?
29:17Yes.
29:18Who?
29:19I didn't answer it.
29:21Right.
29:21Well, I'm not really looking for a car.
29:24It's not here now, anyway.
29:26No, it isn't.
29:28So I will not bother you anymore.
29:32I saw him drive off.
29:35Looked like that bloke in Coronation Street.
29:41Corrie.
29:41So I checked the alarm, and it's clearly working.
29:47So how the hell did they get past it?
29:50He must be one of the inspector things.
29:53How do you mean?
29:54You know, that thing he does.
29:59When the day's not the day you think it was,
30:02it was the day before.
30:04Well, the person wasn't the person.
30:07It was someone else.
30:09It's not that kind of case.
30:10If Douglas said that statuette was in the museum
30:14when they locked up last night
30:15and wasn't there this morning,
30:16then that's what happened.
30:20Maybe I should leave the how for now.
30:24Think about who and why.
30:28Can you find me an expert?
30:30It might have been stolen to order.
30:32So see if we can work out
30:33who'd want to buy something like that.
30:35Yeah, right.
30:36How much do we know about his assistant?
30:38Mark Wisdom.
30:40Not much.
30:41Any other staff?
30:42A couple of cleaners.
30:43They generally work at weekends.
30:45Well, run checks on everyone, will you?
30:47We might get lucky.
30:48Find one of the cleaners
30:49is an international water thief.
30:51Had a breakthrough on the chief super's nan.
30:53A lady in the next street
30:56saw a car parked outside her house.
30:59Someone knocked on the door,
31:01but she didn't answer.
31:02And her Wi-Fi's been playing up.
31:04So why is the car significant?
31:06Because it was driven off
31:07by someone who looked like Peter Barlow.
31:09Ooh!
31:12Who's he?
31:15Coronation Street.
31:16He should be easy to find, then.
31:18We know where he lives.
31:20Oh, it's not a real place, Margot.
31:23It's off the telly.
31:25The other one was bald, with red ears,
31:28looked like a Tory party leader from a few years back.
31:32Will you make?
31:33OK, so wait, you've lost me a bit.
31:35You think the two men
31:37who assaulted the chief superintendent's nan
31:39parked in the next street?
31:41Yes.
31:42And if they did,
31:44I've got a good description of the car.
31:47I'll call you tomorrow.
31:48See how I settled in.
31:49OK.
31:50OK.
31:52Do you think we should have mentioned
31:53it's our wedding day?
31:55She wouldn't have left him.
31:57He would have had to stay with strangers.
31:59Yes.
31:59So how's this going to work?
32:02We'll think of something.
32:04OK.
32:11OK.
32:12Well, he's very excited.
32:16You know I am.
32:17Oh!
32:21Thank you, Hannah.
32:23Bye!
32:24I still need to find Mum.
32:25OK.
32:26You do that.
32:27I'll keep Ryan with me.
32:28OK.
32:29But we haven't got long.
32:31What about, um,
32:33your hair, your makeup?
32:37You'll just have to take me as I am.
32:42So the next time I'll see you,
32:43we'll be at the church.
32:43Good news or bad news?
33:06Good.
33:07Here's a list of all collectors and dealers
33:10in a 50-mile radius
33:11who specialise in art deco.
33:14Great.
33:15Bad news?
33:16There's 53 of them.
33:18Oh.
33:19We haven't got long.
33:20We've got a wedding in three hours.
33:23Oh, and I ran checks on all the staff.
33:26All came back.
33:28Clean as a whistle.
33:29Thanks, Margot.
33:31Mm-hm.
33:31There's 37 cars that could fit the description
33:34registered to houses in the area.
33:37They might not be local,
33:38for all we know,
33:39they could be based in Exeter
33:40or Bristol even.
33:42Do you have even a partial number plate?
33:45No.
33:45Sorry to hear about your grandad.
34:08It was really sad.
34:09Mum cried loads.
34:11I bet she did.
34:12He left me 3,000 pounds
34:14and a bunch of books.
34:18Charles Dickens.
34:21Well, they're really good books.
34:23You should read them.
34:25Some of them are really fat.
34:27Well, that's the thing with books, you see.
34:29They come in all shapes and sizes.
34:33How long will I be here for?
34:35Um, that depends
34:38on how quickly your mum gets better.
34:40Well, should I, too?
34:42No.
34:43No, of course not.
34:45Hannah says she should be home in a few weeks.
34:48So, you know, think of this as, like, um,
34:50like a holiday.
34:51Can we go to Disneyland?
34:52Ah!
34:53Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
34:55Um, I think that's a question for Martha
34:56and probably your mum.
35:00Can I sleep in the boat?
35:02Ah.
35:03We've sort of moved in the house.
35:06Boring.
35:06Yeah, it is rather.
35:08Yeah, I'll see what I can do, okay?
35:13Right.
35:14What next?
35:16We've got two hours.
35:18Walk on the beach?
35:21Amusements?
35:22Nah, they're for kids.
35:23Hmm.
35:25I rather like amusements.
35:27There's the aquarium.
35:30Nah.
35:30Okay.
35:33And you tell me where you'd like to go.
35:36Another ice cream.
35:38Another one?
35:39Come on.
35:40Say it, Sandy.
35:42Thanks.
35:47Bye.
35:48Bye.
35:48Bye.
35:49Bye.
35:56Bye.
36:02Bye.
36:03Bye.
36:05Bye.
36:07Bye.
36:08Bye.
36:08Bye.
36:09Hello, Ryan. What are you doing here?
36:18He hasn't been nicking sausage rolls again, has he?
36:20No. No, he is going to be staying with me and Martha for a few weeks.
36:25Wow. That's exciting.
36:28Shouldn't you be somewhere?
36:30Ah, yes.
36:31I'm going to sleep on a boat.
36:33Really? Well, that'll be cool.
36:35Well, yes.
36:38Come on. Let's get your biscuit.
36:42Er, hello.
36:43So, um, how are things?
36:46Okay. The station house review went in today.
36:49Oh, gosh, yes. I've forgotten about that.
36:51The panel's meeting this afternoon.
36:54Right. When were we here?
36:56Soon. They're not sure if it'll be held up by the chief super.
36:59Why?
37:01Her nan was assaulted this morning.
37:02Oh, crikey. Is she all right?
37:04Two blokes talked their way into our house,
37:06got onto our computer and emptied our bank accounts.
37:08One of them pushed her.
37:10We think she's broken her arm, but she's in A&E now.
37:12Kelby's working on it and he's identified two suspects.
37:15Right.
37:16Um,
37:18William Hague?
37:19And the, uh, bloke off Coronation Street?
37:23Well, we're obviously not suggesting it's the real William Hague.
37:27Or Peter Barlow, for that matter.
37:29It's just how the witness described the two men.
37:32Okay. Anything else?
37:33The museum was broken into last night.
37:36Someone stole an antique.
37:38An Art Deco statuette worth around £75,000.
37:42Really?
37:43Yeah, it's such a shame.
37:44The museum's been there as long as I can remember,
37:46and now it might have to shut down because of it.
37:48What do you have?
37:49Not much.
37:50A door at the rear of the building was forced open,
37:52but the alarm was on, yet somehow they didn't set it off.
37:55A faulty alarm?
37:57Serviced recently, and the box wasn't tampered with.
37:59It's a bit of a mystery.
38:01Cameras.
38:02Nothing that helps.
38:07Can I see the file?
38:09I was hoping you might say that.
38:23PHONE RINGS
38:23Shipnabbit police station.
38:28Forensics?
38:29Nothing.
38:32Sir, I thought you were getting married today.
38:34I am.
38:36Any progress on the chief super's nan?
38:39Yes, sir.
38:40One of the shops had a security camera,
38:42and I think I found the car.
38:46Is that...?
38:47Yes.
38:50Right, here we go.
38:51Look.
38:53There.
38:54See?
38:55It pulls up outside the coffee shop.
39:01That must be Peter Barlow.
39:03And William Hague is waiting in the car?
39:06He comes back out,
39:07then he goes back in the car.
39:09Then, look.
39:11I ran the number plate,
39:13and I got an AMPR hit.
39:14It's parked in the pain display car park on the front.
39:19Excellent work, Kelby.
39:22Do you think I should call it into the hub?
39:25No.
39:26You've done all the hard work.
39:27Don't let them get all the glory.
39:29I'll get you a car to meet you there.
39:31Er, Kelby?
39:36Do you know what period this recording covers?
39:39Er, 48 hours, I think.
39:41Er, up till lunchtime today,
39:42when we pulled the memory stick out.
39:44Wish me luck.
39:45Oh, yes.
39:46Be careful.
39:48Good luck.
39:50You found something else?
39:51Er, not sure, but look.
39:54You can clearly see the museum.
39:56So this is Douglas and Mark coming out
40:00when they locked up just before 6.
40:02Oh, look, there's me.
40:04On my way to the hotel.
40:05Yeah, they're basically long doughnuts.
40:18Discovered them in Benidorm.
40:20They had a little van on the front.
40:26My fangs hit.
40:27Hmm?
40:36Er, nothing.
40:38It's not very surprising,
40:40since we know they entered through the rear of the building.
40:44So what do we know?
40:45Facts, facts, facts.
40:47We know the bronze was stolen.
40:48Yes.
40:49The door was forced open.
40:50Yes.
40:50What else?
40:51That the alarm didn't go off.
40:52So three things.
40:54The question is,
40:56how does it all fit together?
40:58Oh, look, there's you.
41:00Oh, I must have left the tape running.
41:05Who's that?
41:07Paris.
41:07She went to school with Zoe.
41:08Her boyfriend, Mark, works at the museum.
41:11And have you brought them out?
41:12I mean, it would be easier to tamper with the alarm
41:15if you worked there,
41:16or your boyfriend did.
41:18But if you did work there,
41:20wouldn't you just leave the door open before you left?
41:22Unless you wanted it to look like a break-in.
41:26But none of that explains why the alarm didn't go off.
41:29No.
41:30No, it doesn't.
41:35You should come to the hub, Kelbs.
41:37It's got everything there.
41:39Three coffee shops,
41:40canteen,
41:42a restroom with a chocolate drawer.
41:45And they have pies delivered every Thursday.
41:48No, thanks.
41:49I like it where I am.
41:51You don't got nothing there.
41:52Stuck out here on your own.
41:54We've got a kettle,
41:56and Margot has a biscuit tin.
41:59Whoopee.
42:00That's them.
42:09You sure?
42:11Positive.
42:13I'll call for backup.
42:14Go, go, go.
42:16I thought you were the backup.
42:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:33Easy.
42:35Don't do it.
42:36Don't do it.
42:42Yes, go on, Kel.
42:42I've got it behind you, Kelbs.
42:43Go on.
42:44Yes.
42:45Yes.
42:47Hey!
42:58You've got a book.
43:14Yes.
43:14Yes.
43:14Yes.
43:15Yes.
43:16Yes.
43:16Look, whichever it is, the alarm must have been tampered with in some way.
43:45The evidence suggests otherwise.
43:48And we're all guilty of wanting evidence to back up what we already think, aren't we?
43:53When in fact we should simply accept the evidence for what it is and adapt our thinking to fit.
44:00Sometimes we become so fixated on what we want to see.
44:05Now you've lost me.
44:07All right, what if the statuette wasn't stolen?
44:12We know it was, unless Douglas is a liar and I don't believe that.
44:16I don't doubt that he believed what he told you and you've been looking for evidence that supported that.
44:19Of course.
44:20But if we accept that Douglas doesn't know what actually happened, which he doesn't,
44:27then let's try a theory that fits the evidence rather than try to find evidence that fits a theory.
44:32We can be sure that he and Mark locked up the museum in the way they always did.
44:39Mr. Bevan?
44:47We can be sure of that, because that's what Douglas saw.
44:50Good night, Mr. Bevan.
44:57Good night, Mark.
45:01So it's exactly as he said?
45:03It's exactly as he saw.
45:07What about what he didn't see?
45:09But how can you possibly know that?
45:28I don't.
45:29But it's the only thing that fits the evidence.
45:32We know that the door was forced open, but let's discount that for now.
45:36Well, surely the most obvious reason for the alarm not to be triggered
45:39was that no one actually went into the museum.
45:43So the statuette was either stolen before the alarm was set or after it was disarmed?
45:48Exactly.
45:49Then it could only be Douglas or Mark.
45:51Yes, but in order to make it look like a robbery...
45:55They went back that night to force open the door.
45:58Unless you've already ruled out Douglas.
46:02It must be Mark.
46:04Yeah.
46:04He would know that security camera couldn't see the door.
46:08So the alarm never went off because no one actually entered the museum.
46:14Because the bronze had already been stolen!
46:16But he still had to get it out without Douglas seeing.
46:19Ah.
46:20Now that was the clever bit.
46:22I hope you're not keeping young Mark away from his work.
46:24It's her mum's birthday.
46:26We're trying to find her somewhere.
46:27Ah.
46:28Well, make sure you use your staff discount for her.
46:31Oh, thank you.
46:32You're very welcome.
46:37See anything you like?
46:39Don't forget my staff discount.
46:42See, at first I thought the bronze must still be hidden somewhere in the museum.
46:45But then I saw this.
46:48Paris!
46:49The vase is the perfect size, don't you think?
46:53She said she was buying a gift for our mum.
46:55Oh, the little cow even saw me on the way into the museum knowing what she was going to do.
46:59But that's brilliant.
47:04Not really.
47:06You'd already done all the hard work.
47:07I just came along at the last moment and sprinkled some hundreds and thousands on the top.
47:12Sorry to interrupt.
47:14But have you any idea what the time is?
47:17I mean, me and Esther have to go and get changed.
47:20And I'm pretty sure you should be doing the same.
47:25Marco?
47:29You're getting married?
47:32Crikey, yes I am!
47:33Oh, I'll drop you off.
47:34Come on.
47:36Come on, Ernest.
47:37Time to go.
47:38I'm not finished.
47:39Come on, you can watch it later.
47:41On the honeymoon.
47:42Leave me a message after the time.
48:07Mum?
48:12I will hold you tonight.
48:21For the night and the years to come, I'll hold you in my arms.
48:28That's right.
48:29To death do is what I meant with every word.
48:34When I stood by you and said your name.
48:40What's going on?
48:57Sorry.
48:59I'm not being a terribly good foster parent, am I?
49:01OK, look.
49:04The thing is, me and Martha are supposed to be getting married today.
49:10But we didn't want to say anything in case they decided you wouldn't be able to stay with us after all.
49:17You're getting married?
49:18Yes.
49:20Can I come?
49:21Come?
49:21Yeah, of course you can.
49:22Yeah, in fact, I decided that I didn't really want a best man.
49:28Never quite saw the point of it, if I'm honest.
49:31But I very much like you to be my best man.
49:35Me?
49:36Can't think of anyone better.
49:38Would they have any food there?
49:40Because I'm a bit hungry.
49:41A feast?
49:42OK, I'm in.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:44Excellent.
49:46Excellent.
49:46Excellent.
49:48Excellent.
49:48Excellent.
49:52Excellent.
49:53Yes, sir.
50:11Awesome.
50:16You're welcome.
50:19You're welcome.
50:22how do i look like a teacher well it's not quite the look i was going for but
50:37that's all i've got right let's go
50:39martha she cancelled everything church cars reception everything where is she now no idea
50:53i've left her a message to say i was coming here to meet you well i know we asked her to scale
50:57things back a bit but to cancel everything why would she do that because i didn't want you
51:03holding it over me for the rest of my life that i'd ruined your wedding day we've never
51:09done that of course you wouldn't i wouldn't expect anything less look i've managed to cancel
51:14everything except for the canapes and the champagne for the arrival they're in the boot of the car
51:19i messaged as many of the guests as i could we can arrange it all again for another day together
51:28oh mum
51:31are we still getting food not entirely sure there they are we went to your b&b to see what
51:41happened and they said you were down here oh yeah there's been a slight change of plan is everything
51:45all right everything's fine there's kelpie i've got your message have i missed it it's been cancelled
51:52no not cancelled postponed did you get your man both locked up well done you what's this
52:01well it seems that kelpie has apprehended peter barlow from coronation street and william haig on
52:06suspicion of assault and theft i'm not even going to ask now since we're all here is anyone hungry
52:12i'm starving me too right now zoe you come and help me get the canapes and you come on
52:18waste not want not
52:20you look absolutely beautiful by the way you're not so bad yourself
52:50you
52:59you
53:01you
53:03you
53:05you
53:07you
53:11you
53:13Oh, you know, you're not having any. I told you.
53:29Isn't it funny how things work out?
53:31This is exactly how we envisaged our wedding day.
53:35Without the getting married part.
53:37Do you mind?
53:38No. We'll still do it.
53:41We'll just think of this as a dress rehearsal.
53:43Hmm. I'm not sure about that.
53:45The last time you heard a dress rehearsal, someone died.
53:49Steam train, remember?
53:50Oh, yes.
53:52Everyone looks okay so far.
53:57Did you invite the chief superintendent?
53:59No.
54:00Mum!
54:02It seems you've had a very productive day, Inspector.
54:05The two bogus internet engineers are in custody.
54:07And I got a call from Douglas Bevan at the museum, telling me what a good job you did retrieving the stolen bronze.
54:13It was a team effort, ma'am.
54:15I don't doubt it, Sergeant.
54:18Anyway, I don't want to disturb your, um...
54:21Whatever this is, I just thought I'd let you know we've concluded our review into the Shipton Abbott station house.
54:29And I thought you should know sooner rather than later that it seems there is a place for an element of community policing in Shipton Abbott after all.
54:37I'm sure you'll be tempted to believe it had something to do with you apprehending the men who assaulted my grandmother.
54:45And I can't say that that didn't highlight your strengths.
54:49But the truth is, your stats are excellent.
54:53The decision was based purely on merit.
54:56Thank you, Mum.
54:57You're very welcome, Inspector.
54:59Please stay and have a canapé.
55:02What are we celebrating, exactly?
55:04Not getting married.
55:06Right.
55:06Can you change your mind, then?
55:09Six is working.
55:10Oh, sorry, Sandy.
55:11Uh, no.
55:12I'm not really dressed for it.
55:15Next time, then.
55:18Yes.
55:19Kelby, can I have a word?
55:21Uh, yeah, sure.
55:25Come on, let's dance.
55:27Come, come down.
55:33I just wanted to say thank you
55:34for the way you treated my grandmother.
55:38Not as your superior officer, but as a granddaughter.
55:43That's okay, Mum.
55:44She's a very lovely lady.
55:46Yeah.
55:47Yeah, she is.
55:48But even so, you've treated her with kindness and respect.
55:52Do you listen to her properly?
55:53Do you listen to her properly?
55:56And I'm not sure I do that all the time.
55:59So thank you.
56:02Oh.
56:03She was my best man.
56:17Of course you were.
56:20Thank you, Ryan.
56:23Martha Lloyd.
56:25Will you do me the honor
56:26of not marrying me today?
56:30It would be a pleasure.
56:34Oh.
56:56Yes!
56:58Yeah!
56:58Thank you!
56:58Yes!
57:02Thank you!