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00:00Ready?
00:02Okay, when you get to Azami, follow the instructions I gave you to the letter.
00:06Right!
00:08Well, time to get going!
00:12Oh yeah!
00:18You can do it.
00:30Therefore, without further ado, I declare this friendly contest of skill between two nations for amenity everlasting...
00:46BEGON!
01:00Hold on!
01:01Is that Mikana?
01:10What is the meaning of this vile display?
01:13Ah yes, I'm afraid I haven't been entirely honest with you.
01:17Consider this proposal.
01:19An ironclad alliance between two neighboring lands, with the express purpose of ruling the world.
01:25Huh?
01:27As you doubtless observe, we possess the technology by which human beings can be made both immensely powerful and marvelously obedient.
01:35In effect, trained monsters.
01:39Azami, on the other hand, has at its disposal gold enough to finance global conquest.
01:49What a pair we would make, eh?
01:51Sire, don't listen!
01:58It's rude to interrupt.
02:02Five years ago, the pain inflicted on my people as I lay enthralled to the demon lord Abaddon was beyond measure.
02:10When I awoke, I vowed that nothing of the sort would happen again so long as I was king.
02:14Your offer is tempting.
02:18But I must decline.
02:23Very well.
02:27Alright, guess it's my turn.
02:31It's my turn.
02:34Don't run off yet.
02:35Things are just getting interesting.
02:37Hm?
02:38I'm no genius, but I have a pretty good idea what you're about to do.
02:41Help the old guy get your mitts on the holy sword, then raise some hell.
02:46Indeed.
02:47You conspired to leave Alka and Sir Lloyd back in Cunlan so they wouldn't be a nuisance.
02:51No clue why anyone would care to unlock the last dungeon, but you'll have to get through us first.
02:57Oh, is that a fact?
02:58And how exactly do you propose to stop me?
03:01Well, you're outnumbered for one thing.
03:03And you've been to Cunlan, so you should understand.
03:06Real talk, kids. By no stretch of the imagination am I what you'd call normal folk.
03:10Stopping you won't be easy.
03:15But we owe it to Sir Lloyd to try.
03:18If not for him, I would still be miserable.
03:21My face still hidden from the world by this accursed belt.
03:24The prospect of living happily ever after, a negligible fancy.
03:28But no longer. He has carried us.
03:30Now we must walk beside him.
03:32We will hone our collective strength and be worthy of the man we adore.
03:36We will defeat you.
03:37Excellently put. Today we do right by Lloyd.
03:43We claim this victory in his name.
03:45We haven't won.
03:46Hey, it's only a matter of time, really.
03:49In short, you're toast.
03:51Uh-oh.
03:53You've all gone and pissed me off.
03:58Oh, crap. Abaddon's locusts.
04:01Unless you wish to see your flock massacred by these beasts, I suggest you reconsider my offer.
04:08So what's it gonna be? You've got a stadium full of innocent hostages on your conscience.
04:15Indeed. And I'll be the first to admit keeping them safe will prove no small task.
04:20Yet, you might just find you've underestimated us.
04:23Hmm?
04:26Go forth into the breach, dear friends!
04:29Yeah!
04:33Never!
04:34Whoa! Now this is intense!
04:37I'll be damned! They saw this from a mile away!
04:39All the spectators have been traded out for bonafide mercenaries!
04:42I'm pleased you get it. Now kindly take your hijinks and leave.
04:46Hmm?
04:48Myrthofan!
04:50I heard talk of you in Cunlan, the boy who grew bored with country life and staked out on his own.
04:55Oh, right. You've been tending the weed fields.
04:57Pay attention! As punishment for your foul misdeeds, I shall educate you in the ways of agriculture!
05:03Hmm?
05:04YAH!
05:07YAH!
05:09YAH!
05:11YAH!
05:13YAH!
05:15BEHOLD! TRADITIONAL FARMING!
05:17What are you making?
05:19Are you actually using?
05:21Time to re-put you at noon!
05:27How about that? The Scythe of Adamus and the Tablet of Destiny.
05:31Just so you know, those are two god-tier artifacts you're swinging around there, pal.
05:35Scythe attacks!
05:37Who attacks?
05:42You see?
05:43Agriculture.
05:44See what?
05:45Don't try to tell me you think this is boring! Agriculture at its finest is a gem!
05:50And where do we find it?
05:52The countryside, which I'm sure you'll agree you wrongly abandoned.
05:56Ah, I think I see where we're getting our wires crossed.
06:00I'm not bored with life in the boonies.
06:03I'm bored with the world.
06:05Odds are, before long, Lloyd will feel the same way.
06:09So, I consider it my job to make all this more interesting.
06:13See, the trick to his becoming a great soldier is to build the finest stage with the finest materials.
06:18People with only the finest supporting actors.
06:22I do what I do for him.
06:25Needless to say, it requires putting the world in a bit of a pitch.
06:30You're pretty strong.
06:31But to teach me a lesson, you've gotta be a hell of a lot more than strong.
06:38Next time, mind your own business and take a nap.
06:44There's just too many of them!
06:57What is she doing?
07:03What is she doing?
07:06What is she doing?
07:12No, Marie!
07:13Eh?
07:18Stop it.
07:20No.
07:22I don't get it.
07:25You don't want to.
07:27It doesn't matter.
07:28No.
07:31Boom.
07:34Damn!
07:39Now then, kindly lead me to the holy sword, your majesty, while you can.
07:43while you can.
07:55My, how embarrassing.
08:06What are you?
08:07You're not even human.
08:09I assure you I am.
08:11At least, technically speaking,
08:13I was pawn special.
08:15My being was forged in magic,
08:17comprised of runes such as
08:19hero, immortal, and yes, human.
08:21Runes? Hold on.
08:23What is it you're trying to say?
08:25Long ago, when the world thrashed
08:27in chaos, I was created
08:29as a beacon of hope for humanity.
08:31By Alka, using the ancient runes.
08:35Once order was restored,
08:37I was meant to vanish.
08:39And yet...
08:41I endured.
08:43Yoked like a beast of burden
08:45to an obsolete existence,
08:47I was a pathetic phantom.
08:49A shell of a hero.
08:51As time wore on,
08:53the contours of my very being
08:55began to fade.
08:57So unstable became my presence
08:59that no two people saw me alike.
09:01If there's even a fraction of truth to all this,
09:05what could conceivably drive a former hero
09:07to such wicked behavior?
09:09The promise of blessed oblivion
09:11to vanish completely.
09:13I must slay Alka,
09:15anoint a hero,
09:16and become the root
09:17of all evil.
09:19Only when I cease to be the hero
09:21am I free to die.
09:23And just whom will you anoint?
09:25Who else?
09:27Lloyd Belladonna.
09:29He made it!
09:39I had no doubt!
09:41Oh wow!
09:43Wait! That's not fair!
09:45I'm sorry guys,
09:47did the exhibition match start already,
09:49or am I too late?
09:51See, I promised Sir Alan I'd be here
09:53to cheer him on,
09:55but I kinda got sidetracked.
09:57I had to call in a bunch of favors
09:59from the folks back home to make it at all.
10:01Nuh-uh!
10:03No way getting here was just a matter of
10:05now!
10:07I'm sorry guys,
10:08I'm sorry guys,
10:09did the exhibition match start already,
10:11or am I too late?
10:13No way getting here was just a matter of networking!
10:15Oh, Miss Yug,
10:17the chief had a lot to say about you.
10:19Well that's a little disappointing.
10:21Meh, don't take it too seriously,
10:23she's prone to exaggerate.
10:27If you couldn't bring Vritra back like you said,
10:29you should've owned up to it,
10:31and stayed behind to help us figure things out,
10:33instead of running away and sealing the gate like that's the answer
10:35to all life's problems!
10:37Don't you ha me!
10:39You should've known better!
10:41Just a kid, you've got it backwards!
10:43I refuse to revive Vritra on purpose!
10:45Look, my master plan is to bring the world to heal
10:47by filling it with demon lords!
10:49Are you out of your mind?
10:51Now you're making stuff up!
10:52I'm not stupid!
10:53Just admit you messed up already!
10:55I do not have time to sit here
10:57and unpack everything wrong with that sentence!
10:59Lloyd! Sweetheart!
11:01We're in a bit of a pickle right now!
11:03You might have noticed the box!
11:05Turns out you've smuggled in some eggs and now they've hatched!
11:07Can't start the match till the stadium's still lost!
11:10Huh?
11:11You know, I thought there were more locusts than normal for this time of year!
11:14Exactly!
11:15Speaking of eggs,
11:16that reminds me of something else the Chief said!
11:18I need to destroy the one you've got Vritra imprisoned in!
11:21I'm gonna ask you very nicely, Yug!
11:24Give it to me without making a big fuss!
11:26That's gonna be a problem!
11:28If you think I'm giving this up without a fight, you should-
11:33Nettling runt!
11:42These Kunlin villagers drive me nuts!
11:45Still, lucky me I have a little trick up my sleeve for such a turn of events!
11:52Wait, she has a Golem?!
12:06What in the hell kind of monster is that?!
12:11Huh? Monster?
12:12What in the hell kind of monster is that?
12:14Huh? Monster?
12:16That can't be!
12:20There are more surprises where this came from!
12:28He's trying to absorb Ikuna!
12:30No! Let her go now!
12:38His power is immense!
12:40Listen to me carefully, Lloyd!
12:42You've got to try and save Ikuna!
12:44Right!
12:48Lloyd!
12:52Okay, no idea if I can really beat this thing!
12:56But I have to!
13:02Suppose the exhibition is done! Follow me!
13:06Atta boy, Lloyd! You show up!
13:18What? It can regenerate?
13:20Not as easy as you thought it was gonna be!
13:24Not as easy as you thought it was gonna be!
13:42What now?
13:44Yeah, that's it!
13:54What the hell?!
13:56Oh man, he died!
14:12You savage!
14:14He can't very well attack the area where Ikuna's been trapped!
14:16We have to do something to keep it from regenerating!
14:18We have to do something to keep it from regenerating!
14:20Wild guess, but...
14:22Seems to me, the golem is using Mikuna for that exact purpose!
14:26We can't help him!
14:28We can't help him!
14:30We can't help him!
14:32We can't help him!
14:34We can't help him!
14:36We can't help him!
14:38We can't help him!
14:40Yo, we're screwed!
14:42If we can just free Mikuna, I'm sure we can significantly lower its regeneration speed!
14:46But how do we get close enough to test that theory?
14:50Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Mikuna's all superhuman now, can't she just break out of there herself?!
14:54If she were conscious, maybe...
14:56There's gotta be something!
14:58Come on!
15:07I knew it...
15:09I'm not strong enough...
15:11Not for a monster...
15:16I can't win!
15:25You two see about the master!
15:31You two see about the master!
15:33No!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:39No!
15:40No!
15:41No!
15:42No!
15:43No!
15:44No!
15:45No!
15:46No!
15:50Pick yourself up!
15:51I'm not about to let this be the end of your adventure!
15:55Think of your dream!
15:58I have my own to master agriculture!
16:03Hey!
16:04Mikuna!
16:05If you can hear me!
16:06Fight your way out of there!
16:07What do we do?
16:08She's too far gone!
16:09Listen to me Mikuna!
16:10If you can hear me!
16:11Fight your way out of there!
16:12What do we do?
16:13She's too far gone!
16:14Listen to me Mikuna!
16:15What do we do?
16:16What do we do?
16:17She's too far gone!
16:18Listen to me Mikuna!
16:19Listen to me Mikuna!
16:20Ayaah!
16:21Ayaah!
16:23Ayaah!
16:25Ayaah!
16:26Aaagh!
16:27Ayaah!
16:28EUGHáºn!
16:29A!
16:30Aaaa Thanks!
16:32Ayaah!
16:33Dream!
16:34My dream!
16:37My dream...
16:40Ayaah!
16:41Ayaah!
16:42My dream is to be noble and strong!
16:45To do right by the people I hold dear!
16:49to protect the undefended and follow the example of my hero!
16:54Hey, Pinko, look! I've got a pair of Marie's panties with your name on them!
16:59What?
17:11Yike!
17:16Come on, really?
17:19Huh?
17:20All due respect, Mr. Vritra, this is not the time to be cowering in an egg!
17:24Huh?
17:25Look, when you get right down to it, sir, this whole debacle is your fault!
17:28Now come out of there and make things right!
17:30Or you would love hating your master all of a sudden!
17:32Um, excuse me!
17:33Fine! Have it your way!
17:35To wit, let us review the sacred teachings of Sir Lloyd the Inevitable, chapters 1 through 73,
17:40beginning with a nightly recitation of his vital statistics such as height weight, eye color, shoe size, and personal hygiene.
17:45You will be expected to draw a tasteful lifelike rendering of Sir Lloyd every morning with your eyes closed!
17:49And in the afternoon, and in the evening, at bedtime, the medium will be charcoal.
17:52The teachings, chapter 1, his smile is as the sun after a frightful tempest, his laughter, the peal of bells cast from molten gold signifying an economic miracle!
17:59His heartbeat, the rhythm of all living things, his football is the record of creation itself!
18:03We so blessed with the privilege of study must commit his deeds to memory that they may live on!
18:07We raise our voices in song, from dawn to death, cradle to grave, flagstone to window, forever letting ring out for all the sundry to hear,
18:13Sir Lloyd, Sir Lloyd, Sir Lloyd!
18:16Enough!
18:17I can't take it anymore!
18:18I'll do anything you ask!
18:19Just please stop talking about Sir Lloyd!
18:21Hold in the unseal himself!
18:23The benefits of education!
18:25What education?!
18:27Slow away!
18:39Error!
18:46He got him!
18:48I knew he would!
18:49He...he crushed my golem!
18:51A little help here?
18:52Guys?
18:53Mind coming down here and taking these jerks out?
18:55A new generation of hero arrives to save Azami from danger!
19:00Yes, the first phase is executed flawlessly!
19:03Looks like we're almost there, big guy!
19:05Over here, Lloyd!
19:06Smile for the shot!
19:07Shoma, is that you?
19:09Lloyd!
19:10Yes!
19:11You!
19:12There!
19:13Boy!
19:14Kindly describe how I appear!
19:15You're that evil-looking guy from the other day!
19:17Truthful words said plainly?
19:19A most worthy successor has been confirmed!
19:22Super intense!
19:23All right!
19:24The only reason these clowns helped me in the first place was to make Lloyd a hero!
19:29Curse you, Alka!
19:30You knew this would happen!
19:31That's what you said to him!
19:32Huh?
19:33Huh?
19:44So, uh...now would be a good time to surrender!
19:48Shut up!
19:49You cannot roll over and call it quits!
19:51The power of the last dungeon will be mine!
19:54I'll win this world a thousand times if I have to!
19:57See, that's where you and I part ways!
20:00I'm of the opinion the world is fine as is!
20:03You're at liberty to disagree!
20:07But that's about it!
20:09Huh?
20:10Shoma?
20:11So?
20:12Much as I'd like to kill you, the hour is not ripe!
20:16My day will come, old friend!
20:18In the meantime, I shall occupy myself by editing footage of Sir Lloyd!
20:22Same here!
20:23Don't think me going on the DL means I'm not watching out for you, little bro!
20:28Uh-huh!
20:29Our future mischies will be, as Shoma would say,
20:32SUPER INTENSE!
20:34You sure you don't need any help?
21:02Nah, I'm fine then!
21:04Salutations!
21:05Your favorite OP village chief is here!
21:08Is there any way you can make an entrance without stepping on my head?
21:11Hey, chief, how are ya?
21:13Yawning!
21:15Forgive the haste, I'm trained to neutralize pests as efficiently as possible!
21:22Are you?
21:23Well, by all means, do your worst, fledgling!
21:26Incidentally, given your forked tongue with the appropriate rune,
21:29I think you'd make an excellent lizard!
21:31That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you!
21:34Bring it on, Neophyte!
21:35I will raise this world to ash if it means-
21:37Ow!
21:38What was that for?
21:39Could you not toss off jokes about the end of humanity?
21:42Thank you!
21:43Hey!
21:44Why'd you clock me?
21:45You were blocking the entryway, what else was I supposed to do?
21:47Sheesh!
21:48Lloyd, I'd love a black coffee if you don't mind!
21:50Hey, how's it going?
21:51Something smells delicious!
21:53Welcome, everybody!
21:54Help yourself to a chair!
21:56Thanks for coming, you guys!
21:59Really means a lot!
22:01Gee, I hope I made enough!
22:03Don't wait for me!
22:04Go ahead and dig in!
22:06Thanks for the food!
22:08Thanks for the food!
22:09Hey!
22:10Hey!