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00:01Hey, hey!
00:05Look who I found.
00:12Very good. Kindly describe how I appear to you.
00:16Well, I guess...
00:19You're some kind of priest.
00:22Hmm. Inaccurate, but not wide of the mark. I suppose the resemblance is strong.
00:28It's so sad. Some rude jerk's gone and broken her heart.
00:32I see. What would she like to do?
00:35I want him dead.
00:37And by my hand!
00:39Only when his life has been snuffed out will I know true love's embrace!
00:44Mm-hmm. Give her the items.
00:47Sweet!
00:49What are these?
00:51Medicine. Knock him back and you'll get crazy intense powers.
00:53Yep, one is Essence of Treant. The other is Abaddon's curse.
00:59Easy now! You are so totally about to die!
01:14Whoa! Now that is intense!
01:15If she survives this, I'm gonna lose my mind!
01:25This power is beyond reckoning!
01:28I am... I am invincible.
01:32How I envy Metamorphosis.
01:35Aw, come on. Don't be like that.
01:38It'll change one of these days.
01:39Fear me. For I am death.
01:45Hope that you had a good night's sleep, man.
01:48You're just in time for grub.
01:50Hooray.
01:52Be a deer in hand and feed me, please.
01:56Huh? Gone!
01:58Oh, okay. I don't see why not.
02:01Here you go!
02:02That one's a little tried.
02:05Incorrigible! There's no letting my guard down with you!
02:12You've got hands.
02:14Don't give her ideas.
02:15Sorry, that was rude of me.
02:17I should've told you they were dropping by to pick me up.
02:19To do what?
02:21Oh, yeah. Check it out! We've been summoned to the castle.
02:24Neat, huh?
02:26The king wants you to find... a giant snake?
02:29Cool, right? It's lurking in a nearby dungeon.
02:32We cadets are expected to take part in the hunt, evidently.
02:36His majesty wishes to put our emergency response skills on full display.
02:40Huh.
02:41Stab, you idiot! You're actively putting Lloyd in danger!
02:44Wait, why am I worried?
02:46I'll admit I'm garbage at exploring dungeons.
02:49But hey, I have to learn one way or the other.
02:51Every soldier should know how to track.
02:53Sure, just be safe.
02:56Of course.
03:03Here lies Sir Alan, devoured by a snake monster.
03:06Sir Lloyd, isn't this the most exciting thing ever?
03:09The sinister dungeon?
03:11Tender hand-holding?
03:12Anxiety-inducing intimacy?
03:14Mountain crashes in the dark it hardly bears thinking about?
03:17You're getting carried away by a dumb fantasy.
03:20The master and I will be on our own team.
03:21Ha!
03:22Please, as Sir Lloyd's future wife, I shall be going with him!
03:25Yeah!
03:26But Elmer's hygiene fluid!
03:28Bases shut!
03:29Big Brain
03:39Ah!
03:40Hmm?
03:42Hey, hey, what's up?
03:44That's right! The big guy isn't auto tuned!
03:47Welcome, one and all!
03:50Huh?
03:51Not appropriate behavior!
03:52Come on!
03:53I was trying to make myself relatable here!
03:55When he's been possessed by a demon lord, it behooves the king to reinvent his public image.
03:59You know, for the kids!
04:01Besides, this is fire!
04:05Okay, zygotes, pay attention.
04:07Witnesses put our snake at the lowest level.
04:09A military detail will be on standby in the surrounding area.
04:12There could be more to this mission than meets the eye, so stay sharp!
04:16Yes, ma'am!
04:19Incidentally, my quarry is close, hiding out in a nearby dungeon.
04:24Whoa! You mean the one you've been hunting down for, like, over a decade now?
04:28In an amusing twist, I'm not the only one hunting.
04:31Not that I'm concerned someone else will get to him first, mind you.
04:34That's what I like to hear! Intense!
04:41Dammit! Yet again, just one step behind!
04:44I've no idea what you're plotting, so...
04:46But I will run you to Earth!
04:51Thank you. I'm grateful for all the help.
04:53I'm kinda new at this soldiering stuff, but believe me, I'll try my best.
04:58So humble!
04:59As a team, we can do anything.
05:00Can it!
05:01His undying gratitude was directed at me!
05:04Excuse you, we made eye contact.
05:06That was meant for me.
05:07No one is interested in your fantasy!
05:09Um, why are you standing on that side?
05:12Uh, what's the problem?
05:13Keeping watch is a very important job.
05:15Yeah, for the military.
05:17Are you scared of the giant's neck?
05:19Seems like it.
05:20Hey, get off my back!
05:21I have certain responsibilities!
05:23As Sir Lloyd's protege, it's my duty to-
05:26Stop making that sound!
05:27This has nothing to do with fear!
05:30Lloyd's probably there by now.
05:33Why am I so worried?
05:34Of course he'll be okay!
05:36Good morning, Marie!
05:37Hi, Master!
05:38Hey, kind of a random question, but...
05:40Do you happen to know if there's a dungeon nearby?
05:42There is, actually.
05:43I have reason to believe an old acquaintance of mine may be headed there now.
05:48Show me the way!
05:49Uh...
05:52Whoa, or see what you're gonna do that!
06:04Before we go any further, I need some clarification.
06:10Are you in love with Sir Lloyd?
06:13What valid question?
06:14After all, you've been on a date with him and you requested he give you a massage at the hotel.
06:19Well, I for one would like an explanation.
06:21We have to do this now?
06:23Take a seat.
06:24Ooh, that's a fine idea.
06:26Why don't you park it over there so we can chat?
06:30But why though?
06:32Do you have feelings for the master?
06:34Come clean so we can abandon the charade and be proper rivals.
06:38This is stupid.
06:40What exactly do you expect me to say?
06:43Could you not?
06:44Besides, we're supposed to be hunting a monster.
06:46Lloyd's already way ahead of us.
06:48What was that?
06:50I knew it.
06:51It's him.
06:57I feel like we could have stuck the landing a little better.
07:01Now then, if you'll excuse me.
07:02Wait a minute!
07:03Oh, you're free to go, by the way.
07:05Thank you, yada yada, buh-bye.
07:07What the hell are you doing?
07:11It's called a shortcut.
07:12Bypassing all the boring intermediary crap is the Kunlan way.
07:17I have no real right to be surprised.
07:23Don't eat me!
07:26Never mind.
07:28What's a tree hunt doing?
07:29Miku no!
07:32Miku no!
07:35Oh no!
07:37How did this happen?
07:39Does she have a parasite?
07:44Miss Marie!
07:46It's really you!
07:47I never thought I'd see you in a place like this!
07:50Likewise!
07:52What in the world is going on?
07:53I'm waiting for someone.
07:57I must have vengeance.
08:00She's been infested by a tree hunt.
08:02I can't handle this on my own.
08:05Um, may I ask who you're waiting for?
08:08An insidious thief.
08:10He stole the object of my desire.
08:12Whoa!
08:13Did I just walk into a love triangle?
08:15My heart was in tatters.
08:17I felt lost.
08:18Right, that's awful.
08:19Totally get it.
08:20But, um, I'm still waiting to hear a name.
08:23If you're comfortable sharing.
08:25Lloyd Belladonna.
08:27Heh.
08:29Lloyd came between Miku no and the man of her dreams?
08:32But...
08:32Oh god.
08:33I mean, he's a catch.
08:35No question in those homemaking skills.
08:37Chef's kiss.
08:37But I have to say, I didn't know if I'm coming.
08:40So, who is it you have a thing for?
08:42He'd better treat him right!
08:44No, please.
08:45I can't say.
08:45Hey, it's fine.
08:47No pressure.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:50Forgive me!
08:52What?
08:53Miku no!
08:55Don't worry.
08:56I won't drain your life force.
08:58I just need to put you in peril so Lloyd will come to the rescue.
09:01I'm pretty worried!
09:03You need to put me down right this instant!
09:05But I can't.
09:06This is the awful burden of a broken heart.
09:08Come, Sir Lloyd.
09:09Answer my challenge.
09:11When it's convenient.
09:12When it's what?
09:13She's gone mad.
09:15The tree ant must have dug its roots into her brain.
09:19Maria!
09:19I've dreamed of this.
09:23A little old fear of mine!
09:27Miss Marie!
09:28Oh, that didn't take long.
09:30I knew something was off.
09:32You could have given us a few minutes.
09:34I thought he was the whole point!
09:37Miss Mikuna, is this...
09:39Behold the vessel of your destruction.
09:42Today you die.
09:43I would really appreciate it if you put Miss Marie down.
09:52Fight me, Sir Lloyd!
09:54Show me what you've got!
09:55Otherwise I shall do unspeakable things to this poor woman.
09:58Meaning it's perfectly alright if you don't.
10:00And we can hear you!
10:02And I'm validated!
10:03Have it your way.
10:05Let's do this!
10:06Excellent idea!
10:14I will rip you the shred!
10:16Time to pull out the reserve arsenal!
10:30Godspeed!
10:31I've got you!
10:39Backs against the wall!
10:42Stop it!
10:43This isn't who you are!
10:44He has himself to blame!
10:45You hear that?
10:46You turned me into a monster!
10:48Damn it!
10:55Why aren't you pulverized yet?
10:56Yeah.
10:57This kind of thing happens a lot back home.
11:00That's crazy talk!
11:01What sort of backwater place are you even from?
11:03Just Kunlun.
11:06No!
11:07That's a fairy story!
11:08You're mocking me!
11:11Where do you think you're going?
11:13This discussion is far from over!
11:15Would you give it a rest?
11:16We'll never find the snake if I keep indulging you moron!
11:20What is that?
11:21I've heard the idea, but it sounds big!
11:26Call me negative, but I feel like that's not a good sign.
11:29I hope they're okay.
11:30Come on, guys.
11:32Holy...
11:33Quickly!
11:37Run for cover!
11:40That's my cue.
11:41Look out!
11:45I don't know!
11:46Master!
11:48Is that the snake?
11:49No!
11:50That's Mikana!
11:51But...
11:52Why?
11:54Let this be a lesson to you, Belladonna!
11:57Friends make you weak!
11:58You take that back!
12:00That's not true!
12:01They make you invincible!
12:03What?
12:04I might not be strong.
12:06I might not ever be a soldier.
12:07But you know what?
12:08I won't be alone, either!
12:10Maybe you don't need people.
12:12But I do!
12:13In fact, I owe my friends everything!
12:16They're the people I want to be strong for!
12:18My heroes!
12:20So I'm gonna deal with you, beat the giant snake,
12:23and work my butt off to be worthy of the support they've given me!
12:26Boyd...
12:27Boyd...
12:28Master...
12:29That was beautiful!
12:31It sure was!
12:32Shut up!
12:33Stop spouting sentimental crap and accept your fate!
12:45I will erase your existence!
12:51We have to leave!
12:52Make a run for the tunnel!
12:53Out of fancy tricks, are we?
13:13You've been a surprising foe!
13:15The time has come to end this!
13:18Well said!
13:24I couldn't agree more, Mikona!
13:25It's over!
13:32Here we go!
13:35This is impossible!
13:42This is good fire!
13:43I did it!
13:57Lloyd!
13:58Nice job!
13:59I've never seen a more impressive fight!
14:01Kudos, Master.
14:03I'd say that's a significant understatement.
14:07It stirred me from my slumber!
14:09Goodness!
14:12Look how big you are!
14:14You've sprouted like a spruce!
14:16Have we met?
14:19Seriously?
14:21Must have slipped your memory.
14:23Again, you were small.
14:25Are you the giant snake?
14:27Oh, how uncivilized of me!
14:30I failed to introduce myself!
14:32I'm Vritra, guardian of Kunlun.
14:34What does that mean?
14:36Essentially, I protect magical seals and safeguard Alka's power.
14:41Ah!
14:42I didn't know that!
14:43Okay, so what are you doing here?
14:45Wait!
14:46Haven't you heard?
14:47I assumed she would have said...
14:50So conspicuously spurious of her...
14:54That's senile strife!
14:56You know she once tried to make an apron out of my skin!
14:59She sliced me with Excalibur!
15:01Me, the guardian of Kunlun!
15:04Needless to say, she sorely tests my patience!
15:08Oh, so sorry.
15:11That was severely discourteous.
15:13She has that effect on people.
15:15But... I don't understand why you gave Mekona the treant.
15:19That was my doing.
15:29Boy, kindly describe how I appear to you.
15:37Tell you the truth?
15:39You look evil.
15:40Ah, do I?
15:42Perhaps it's you.
15:43Tell me, does your every thought hinge on becoming a hero?
15:48Are you a seeker of strength?
15:50Are you good?
15:51Do you wish to fight evil?
15:52To protect what you love?
15:54That's why I elicit to be a soldier!
15:56Then you must...
15:58There you are, so!
16:05Who's he?
16:06You haven't changed a bit, have you?
16:08Calm yourself, Alka.
16:09We're in the company of an old acquaintance.
16:12What are you talking about?
16:14Vritra!
16:15Why are you here?
16:16I would choose your words cautiously.
16:19Oh.
16:20I mean, hey...
16:22Sator!
16:22How can you be so insensitive?
16:24I think a better word would be sociopath.
16:28Huh?
16:28What are you doing?
16:31Jumping at an excellent chance.
16:33You let yourself get distracted, my friend.
16:35What?
16:37Stop it!
16:38What are you doing?
16:38Diminishing your power.
16:40What else?
16:41The seal is broken.
16:42The world will be turned upside down.
16:45Precisely, my intention.
16:53I can't!
16:56With Cudlin's guardian destroyed, Alka is rendered helpless.
16:59All that's left for me is to open the door.
17:02Murder, I!
17:05Have a little dig...
17:07I don't understand.
17:15His strength should have left you.
17:16Yeah.
17:17Good point.
17:19Whew.
17:19Thought I was a goner.
17:21Since when does he talk?
17:22Forgive me.
17:23I was compelled to inhabit your accessory.
17:26I don't believe it.
17:27You made a belt and persuaded this young lady to wear it in secret?
17:31I did.
17:32Oh, right.
17:33I made a really cool apron out of Vritra's skin.
17:35But then I cut it up.
17:36Long story.
17:37I was rolling pasta.
17:38Anyway, I said it was cursed and sold it to some collector for a few bucks.
17:41And I'm still waiting for an anthology, you bumbling nobody idiot!
17:45This seems like a choice moment to make my escape.
17:48However, Cudlin's seal will be broken.
17:51And I shall unveil the final dungeon.
17:54Coward!
17:54We're not done!
17:58Hold tight, everybody!
18:00We're coming for you!
18:01Damn it.
18:02He's probably fine, but I have to be sure.
18:04This is what I hope to avoid.
18:10Oh, man.
18:11What am I saying?
18:12Snap out of it, Alan!
18:14Sir Lloyd wouldn't run.
18:15Now suck it up.
18:16Grab your axe.
18:17Show this thing who's boss!
18:18Yeah!
18:20Bring it on!
18:21I'll look amazing and snakeskin broke!
18:25Is he collapsing the dungeon by sheer force of willpower?
18:29He'll take out the monster in one move.
18:31Do what now?
18:32You can do it, sir!
18:33We believe in you!
18:34What?
18:34Okay, what blithering idiot is trying to bury us alive?
18:39I think you compromised the structure by busting your way in.
18:44Never mind.
18:45I have an emergency exit.
18:47All aboard!
18:48You can take me on the other side!
18:49You're the one who made this mess!
18:51Dually noted.
18:52Let's go!
18:52Allantoin Littlekane!
19:04Your majesty!
19:05We commend your triumphant return!
19:08Your unparalleled bravery in the face of overwhelming odds has reduced the dungeon to rubble and driven the foul serpent from our domain!
19:15The kingdom is in your debt.
19:17Its people are at your service.
19:19And thus, accolade shall reign done upon you!
19:21That won't be necessary, your majesty!
19:23I wasn't all that brave!
19:25Young man!
19:26Are you refusing me?
19:27Rejecting praise?
19:28Such humility is an example to us all!
19:31Oh, wow!
19:32I want to be just like you!
19:33Sir Alan!
19:35Majesty!
19:35To honor your legendary deeds, I do hereby anoint you with the title of Dragon Slayer!
19:42But I didn't slay a dragon!
19:44That guy...
19:53Is he named after the hero in my book?
19:59Or...
20:00Let's get this party started!
20:04Just point me to the alcohol!
20:06Hey, chief!
20:07You are all about popping up without warning!
20:10Impressive, huh?
20:12Bing bong!
20:13What?
20:14What's the beginning of this?
20:15Yeah!
20:16You're coming with me to Kun Lan for a while!
20:18It'll be super fun!
20:20Huh?
20:20Huh?
20:21What?
20:23What?
20:23What?
20:24What?