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00:00What could possibly be so important that I had to wake up at the crack of the-
00:10RESERENTING MY BODY, YOU IMP!
00:12My current form is too unstable!
00:14I can dissolve to nothing in a moment's notice!
00:17If that happens, you, yes you, lose control of your powers!
00:20Worst case scenario, the last dungeon will be unlocked!
00:23Oh, right, I forgot.
00:25RAAAGE!
00:26WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
00:27YOU DON'T LISTEN!
00:28LISTEN!
00:29IF YOU DO LISTEN, YOU DON'T REMEMBER!
00:30IF YOU REMEMBER, YOU DON'T CARE!
00:32YOU ARE THE PINNACLE OF NARCISISM!
00:34Excuse me, but-
00:35I AM NOT DONE CHASTISING YOU!
00:37It's early for a lecture!
00:38Isn't that right, Lloyd?
00:47What's going on here?
00:49Something happened?
00:50I didn't see a wax!
00:52Not a persuasive answer!
00:54Could we stay focused on my resurrection, PLEASE?!
00:59There she is!
01:00Feast your eyes, ladies and germs!
01:05The last dungeon!
01:07This is a dungeon?
01:09We call it the prison at the end of the world.
01:12Or the last dungeon.
01:14It's not like any prison I've ever seen.
01:17Your fabulous name!
01:18There must be mountains of treasure behind those walls!
01:21The only thing you'll find behind those walls are demon lords!
01:28Don't let the name fool you!
01:29This ain't the standard slay-the-monster-yoink-the-loot-whuscal you probably have in mind.
01:35In fact, the sort of dungeons you're used to are all decoys, cleverly built by us dwarves to keep the last dungeon from slipping into public knowledge.
01:42Man, this stuff would never get published in a textbook.
01:46You'd have to convince people Kunlun existed. Or for that matter, that dwarves are real.
01:52The residents of Kunlun keep watch over this place and subdue the demon lord's cunning enough to escape.
01:57I didn't know that.
01:58Wow!
01:59Guess they don't really let you in on these things till you've beaten your first monster!
02:04Vritra is the guardian beast of Kunlun.
02:06Alka's lightning rod.
02:08Whatever damage she takes, she can transfer to him.
02:11That's the secret behind her ability to harness the power emanating from this place.
02:15Must be convenient.
02:17I understand what all those words mean, just snap together.
02:20Ah, let me explain.
02:22The last dungeon is powerful.
02:24So powerful that it shapes the collective unconscious.
02:26Think of it as the unacknowledged common denominator behind your world view.
02:30Throw in a few ancient texts, some fairy tales, and then you get Alka and the rest.
02:36Um, okay, try this.
02:38Super magic powers, crazy awesome runes, the whole shebang.
02:41But on a global scale.
02:43I'm not sure what global scale means.
02:46Hmm.
02:47I'll tell you what, kids.
02:48Give me a hundred years and I'll spell out the fundamentals.
02:51Let's stick to what's relevant.
02:52She forgot all that and played Vritra.
02:54If I had to guess, I'd say this kind of thing happens frequently and that's why we're in this mess.
02:58For the record, I would never have tried to take his skin off if you hadn't told me it would make a great stain-resistant apron!
03:04Gifting blame!
03:05Damn right I am!
03:06The point is, with Vritra in this state, Alka's power has run amok.
03:11So badly that if, for example, we were to open the last dungeon with our special key, the demon lords locked away inside would come pouring out.
03:17What key?
03:18The sword.
03:19Oh, you mean that sword?
03:22Huh.
03:23Well, I learned something.
03:24No clue how it got free or who snagged it, but what's done is done.
03:28Any idea where it is?
03:30At the moment, it's placed in the castle treasury.
03:32Smart move.
03:33Just be sure to keep it safe.
03:35Huh?
03:36Alright.
03:37Gimme Vritra.
03:38You are a loyal protector.
03:39Thank you, old friend.
03:40Remember me fondly!
03:41My sweet child!
03:42Words fail to encapsulate the depths of my grief in having to leave your side!
03:43Sad face!
03:44Cool!
03:45Let's fire up the ritual of Vritra's resurrection!
03:48Um...
03:49We start with boneless ribs as a base.
03:51What are you doing?
03:52Figurously tenderness.
03:53Wrap well to ensure the meat holds its shape.
03:54Huh?
03:55I don't know.
03:56I don't know...
03:57But...
03:58But remember me fondly!
03:59Remember me fondly!
04:00My sweet child!
04:01Words fail to encapsulate the depths of my grief in having to leave your side!
04:03Sad face!
04:04Sure!
04:05Let's fire up the ritual of Vritra's resurrection!
04:07Um...
04:08We start with boneless ribs as a base.
04:10What are you doing?
04:11Vigurously tenderly.
04:13Wrap well to ensure the meat holds its shape.
04:16It holds its shape.
04:18Sear with clarified butter over medium heat until the outside is a nice golden brown.
04:24That looks good.
04:26Set meat aside.
04:28To a large pot, add soy sauce, cookie cherry, ginger slices, and of course, green onion.
04:33Let's simmer a few minutes on low before adding in my special sauce.
04:36Must be available upon a question.
04:38What the hell? That's not a ritual, that's pork roast.
04:41Busted.
04:42Seriously though, the best part is coming up. Just bear with me.
04:45Let cool and seize the state.
04:47Someone call this a salt.
04:48Or, uh, just salt.
04:50Check it out. This is fun.
04:55Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and let it simmer for three hours.
05:06Bone apple teeth.
05:10Now what?
05:11Hey, Alka.
05:15What the?
05:17Ow!
05:18I felt that!
05:19Holy crap!
05:20And once again, my genius speaks for itself.
05:25You don't look so good, Chief.
05:27What's wrong?
05:28My body.
05:29It feels so weak.
05:31That's the intended effect.
05:33Means you've been cut off from the last dungeon.
05:36That's a good thing.
05:37Alka's meant to have the stamina of a child.
05:39It's her intellect that's supposed to be so OP.
05:42And either way, she has no common sense.
05:44So I can call her a heartbeat?
05:46Or Madame Badtouch.
05:47How about creeps?
05:48Super skeeves.
05:49Why, you little!
05:51Don't hold back!
05:52If you've got shade to throw, this is your moment!
05:54Hell yeah! Bring it on!
05:56No.
05:57Wuss.
05:58I think my work here is done.
05:59Isn't it about time for you guys to be schlepping back?
06:00The exhibition matches tomorrow.
06:01Right!
06:02We're supposed to go and cheer on Mr. Allen!
06:03That, and there's much work to do.
06:05The stadium must be decked out to the nines.
06:07Mind if I watch from the stands as I wait?
06:10Retro will be a while.
06:11Since when have you been interested in lowbrow contests of skill?
06:13What? I could be well-rounded.
06:14Well then, let's push off!
06:15Go on ahead.
06:16I'll pop by the village and say bye to everyone first.
06:18Alka!
06:19If you wouldn't mind giving me just a few minutes of your walk at your back,
06:20then you can take a few minutes.
06:21Your first time is your back!
06:22The exhibition matches tomorrow.
06:23Right!
06:24We're supposed to go and cheer on Mr. Allen!
06:25So that, and there's much work to do.
06:26The stadium must be decked out to the nines.
06:27Mind if I watch from the stands as I wait?
06:28Retro will be a while.
06:29Since when have you been interested in lowbrow contests of skill?
06:30What?
06:31I can be well-rounded.
06:32Well then, let's push off!
06:33Go on ahead. I'll pop by the village and say bye to everyone first.
06:37Alka, if you wouldn't mind giving me just a few minutes of your time.
06:42There are a few details we need to iron out in private.
06:48Whatever it is, if we can do it quickly, that'd be great.
06:53The sooner I play at my weakness, the sooner Lord will pity me!
06:57In my defense, you are a glass cannon long before I turn to squishy.
07:01You don't have the chance to take care of me!
07:02Back!
07:04That's why we've never been friends.
07:10You...
07:11Is this your idea of a joke?
07:23Because if so, this is a bridge too far!
07:26Do you hear me laughing?
07:28This is more a declaration of war.
07:30Once I knew the whereabouts of the Holy Sword diminishing your power for a day or two was the only thing standing between me and releasing the Demon Lords.
07:38You didn't resurrect Freetry at all! You sealed him up!
07:42Bingo. Not much of a chore after you've handled a few baddies.
07:47So what exactly is your endgame?
07:49To give this world the reboot it so desperately needs!
07:52And don't worry. I've thought of every detail.
07:55My new hero really fits the bill.
07:59You fiend! You can't mean Shoma!
08:02Can I go and spoil the reveal?
08:04Maybe by the time you get out of here you'll have forgot.
08:07You! Don't do this!
08:16Unusual as this place is. I'm already starting to miss it.
08:19Yeah, I feel the same way.
08:21Glad we're going home though. Too much longer and we'd have lost our minds.
08:25I will grow accustomed to life among these people as Sir Lloyd's wife.
08:28When I marry the master, I'll grow accustomed to being a legend.
08:32I rest my case.
08:34Okay campers, you ready?
08:36Wait, where's the chief?
08:38Figured she'd have joined up with you all by now.
08:40Or, you know, on second thought, maybe she's plotting.
08:44Think she'd be mad enough to kill over what you said earlier?
08:46Come, we must return to Ozmi!
08:49Miss Marie!
08:51I mean, okay...
08:53Yeah, I'd scram if I were you.
08:55What about Sir Lloyd?
08:57No worries, I'll wait for him.
08:59Sides, I need to have a chat with him about Alka.
09:02I'll send him along after we're done.
09:04Another matter not for our ears?
09:06Ding ding!
09:08Very well then.
09:10Sorry guys!
09:18Didn't mean to take so long saying goodbye.
09:20They've already gone.
09:22Speaking of which, have you seen Alka?
09:24No, she's not here yet.
09:27Remember, for the time being, she's in a weakened state.
09:30She might have collapsed somewhere.
09:32That's a thing that can happen?
09:34Oh no, I better go find her!
09:36Yeah, good idea!
09:38Wow, that took no time at all.
09:48Nice, huh?
09:50I never got to say farewell to Myrthelfon, poor freak.
09:55You called-
09:56What are you doing?
09:58What the?
09:59How are you here?
10:00Crap!
10:01Are there others?
10:02Nah, just me.
10:04I wanted to give Miss Marie a parting gift.
10:07Didn't have time for a change of clothes.
10:09Ah!
10:10Everything cool?
10:11Yeah, yeah, sure!
10:12I just didn't want the villagers to get turned around.
10:16Oh, I'm sure they could find their way home just fine.
10:20But I'll double check when I go back through.
10:22Uh, sorry!
10:23The gate's closed now.
10:25We don't want Alka here if she's on the warpath.
10:28But Sir Lloyd!
10:29What real choice did I have?
10:30I left him to distract her.
10:32It will stay in my fog forever!
10:37Did I mention it's just for one day?
10:39Hmm.
10:40Damn, my Croc.
10:42Aw man, what a bummer.
10:44I guess you're stuck.
10:45Why don't we make the most of it?
10:47Don't you need to prep the exhibition match?
10:49Ah, Croc can handle all that.
10:51Huh?
10:52Wait!
10:53I can!
10:54Hey!
10:55Uh.
10:56Huh.
10:57You three are volunteering to help.
10:59Huh?
11:00She hasn't smiled like that in months.
11:03I'm not making her work.
11:09The plan's still intact.
11:11Mostly.
11:14This hall is about to make me a very rich woman.
11:17You short on cash?
11:19Hmm?
11:20Your gauntlet.
11:21It's Mithril, right?
11:22Say I made you a special offer as a mutual of Alka's.
11:25I'd even be willing to fix up the arm underneath if it's not too sensitive a topic.
11:30I'm having trouble working out whether being Alka's friend makes the offer better or worse.
11:35Let me think it over for a bit.
11:37Take your time.
11:38If you're interested, hit me up.
11:42Fix up the arm underneath, huh?
11:44Weird.
11:45Dwarfs must be able to sense that kind of thing without looking.
11:55I am going to treat myself!
12:02This one's not gonna be easy to unload.
12:05The silk's made by magical spiders.
12:07Could an expert tell I've worn them?
12:09Do I charge extra?
12:11Don't feel fancy.
12:14Oh, Miss Mina, hi.
12:16So!
12:17Are you selling them as a novelty item?
12:18What are you talking about?
12:20I don't know, maybe?
12:21Huh?
12:24So the fairytales weren't so wild after all.
12:27Huh.
12:28If anything they were too tame.
12:29No one would believe the truth.
12:33Aren't you supposed to be working, prepping for the match?
12:36Actually, I'm Atom Patrol.
12:38Huh?
12:39Huh?
12:40Huh?
12:41Oh!
12:42All these?
12:43These are...
12:44Gifts?
12:45Uh-huh.
12:46Like for someone not you?
12:48Great.
12:49We have to buy more.
12:54Enter!
12:55How are we feeling today, Roll?
12:57Not bad.
12:58Thanks.
12:59Your color's coming back.
13:00Here!
13:01Have some shish kebab.
13:02I might have helped myself to one or two.
13:04Heh.
13:05Whatcha doin'?
13:06I just thought I'd be productive with all this spare time and write a book.
13:10Huh?
13:11How to neutralize your rival.
13:13Workplace edition.
13:14It covers all the basics.
13:16Coercion versus bribery.
13:17Manipulating your boss.
13:18The ABCs of betrayal.
13:20Hostile takeovers.
13:21The brilliant thing is these tactics aren't limited to the workplace.
13:24They're for everyday use.
13:26They always say you can judge someone, but you can't take them out of the game.
13:29Well, I'm ecstatic to see you're on the road to making a full recovery.
13:33Luckily, this holy sword business is almost done.
13:35Oh.
13:36Have you, uh, been able to remember anything about the guy who wanted you to snag it for him?
13:41Every time the picture comes into focus, it slips away from me.
13:46It was definitely a man.
13:48At least, I think.
13:49Okay.
13:50Hold on.
13:51Hm?
13:52That's right.
13:53I distinctly recall being asked what I thought he looked like.
13:57Ugh.
13:58Kindly describe how I appeared to you.
14:01Yes.
14:02And there was an odd sound behind me.
14:04Odd how?
14:05I'm not entirely sure.
14:07But I feel as though we weren't alone.
14:09There was a small child standing nearby.
14:12And it was the child making the noise.
14:15Like a clicking, perhaps.
14:17Was the child eating candy?
14:19They could've been, yes.
14:20I believe so.
14:22Interesting.
14:26This can't be a good sign.
14:29Unless I'm just overthinking it.
14:34Looks like we're just about ready for the big day.
14:38Oh!
14:39Excellent timing, you two.
14:41For what? Joining you on a break?
14:43Ha! Not quite.
14:44But maybe after you've finished up.
14:45Hm?
14:46His Majesty's stopping by to give the King of Jo a tour of the venue.
14:50I'd like you to run security along the perimeter.
14:53Well, it beats heavy lifting, I guess, but still a pain.
14:56Oh, no! You're young!
14:58And since Colleen is out, I need you by my side helping guard His Majesty.
15:03What?
15:04Then I was gonna waste time with me alone!
15:07Yeah, I take it back.
15:08Mina got the short end of the stick.
15:09Thank you not to interrupt me.
15:10I'm broadcasting psychic messages to Sir Lloyd.
15:13Come to me, my future husband.
15:14I await your return with...
15:15Sounds like she's throwing your curbs.
15:17Don't worry.
15:18The master's strong enough to deflect it.
15:20Hey!
15:22Huh?
15:24Hey.
15:26It's you guys.
15:27Man, this exhibition matches way too much pressure.
15:30Come on!
15:31What do you expect?
15:32You're the dungeon crusher of Azami.
15:34Cut it out with the names!
15:35How is one human being supposed to keep track of them all?
15:38Everywhere I go, people stare!
15:40It's called being popular!
15:42I hate it!
15:43Isn't that the guy who wrecked a dungeon just by yelling at it?
15:46You know, the screamer!
15:47Have you heard?
15:48He runs with the denizens of Azami's red light district.
15:51Worried as they consider him their de facto leader.
15:54I thought we were calling him the squawker now!
15:57My social life is dead and buried.
16:01Hello, subjects!
16:02Your hard work is much of a mistake!
16:04The kings are ready here?
16:06W-wait...
16:08Isn't that the man who fought with Alka?
16:11And what's he doing with Sir Lloyd's brother?
16:16He's the one who sent Roll after the sword.
16:18I know it!
16:20Hmm...
16:22Outstanding work, everyone!
16:24Shake hands! Shake hands! Shake hands! Shake hands!
16:28Huh?
16:29Why are you all fleeing?
16:30Majesty?
16:33Would you like to shake hands with me?
16:35Or perhaps the royal autograph?
16:38Forgive me.
16:39I believe Azami may be in grave danger.
16:42Time is short.
16:43How grave are we talking here?
16:45I'm not sure, but we should postpone the exhibition.
16:49Have you a better reason on hand than gut feeling?
16:52Yes, your majesty, but it's difficult to explain.
16:54Chrome, these are your cadets, are they not?
16:57Can they be trusted?
16:58Indeed.
16:59Very much so, my liege.
17:01And, well, they're friends of Princess Maria.
17:05Goodness, that should have been your opener!
17:07Tell me every detail!
17:09As a matter of fact, you can regale me over tea.
17:11I'm positively parched!
17:13How is my precious baby girl these days?
17:16I haven't seen her in a minute!
17:17Wait!
17:18It's for your own good that you let go!
17:19I think he might listen to her.
17:21Mm-hmm.
17:22Your majesty!
17:23Your majesty!
17:24Me!
17:27The exhibition matches soon.
17:29My time is running out.
17:31There's always a chance I'll be found, but only a fool would bet on it.
17:37Yug, you idiot.
17:40There you are!
17:41I've been looking all over for you!
17:46But, how did you...?
17:48I thought you left!
17:50Yug told me I ought to look for you, so...
17:52I tried the village first, and when you didn't turn up there, I searched the mountains.
17:56You really shouldn't be running around while your powers are diminished.
17:59What gave it away that I was here?
18:01That's easy.
18:02Folks don't usually come this far.
18:04I was afraid you'd fallen in a hole.
18:07I fell into this same one when I was a little kid and couldn't get out.
18:10Once I got that idea in my head, this was the first place I looked.
18:13So, in other words, you got lucky.
18:16Well, that and the rock looks fake.
18:18It...
18:19Yes?
18:20Actually, this is where I decided to follow in my hero's footsteps.
18:26When I was rescued, seeing everyone's faces was the best part.
18:31That's when I knew I had to change.
18:34I chose right then and there to be like the soldier in my book.
18:37For them.
18:39And you.
18:40Everyone.
18:41I had to be strong so I could help where I was needed.
18:44To be a face in the light.
18:46That probably sounded arrogant.
18:50Especially as weak as I am.
18:52Sorry.
18:55Darling.
18:56I have far more catching up to do than you.
19:01Thank you for making me realize it.
19:06Your proof this world is worth saving.
19:08Anyone who thinks I'm going to let them destroy it has another thing coming.
19:15Professor.
19:16How goes it?
19:18Marvelously.
19:19Cunlan's gate is shut.
19:21No more surprises.
19:23Super intense.
19:24It would seem my true goal is now imminently achievable.
19:27If you've got things sewn up on your end.
19:30Keep in mind.
19:31I'm a genius.
19:32Not a god.
19:34We're good.
19:35No worries.
19:36She's chomping at the bit for round two.
19:37While simultaneously brooding.
19:40And that makes her ready?
19:42Not quite.
19:43But her compulsory obedience does.
19:45Uh huh.
19:47Well.
19:48Almost time.
19:50Tomorrow.
19:51It's all or nothing.
19:57I talked to Grandpa Pyrid before I left.
19:59He told me that the gate to Azumi is broken.
20:02Yup.
20:03That definitely fits you Zemo.
20:05Aw man.
20:06I told Alan I'd cheer him on in the exhibition match.
20:10I made a promise.
20:12You're so adorable.
20:14But what do we do?
20:15Fear not.
20:17Alka has cooked up a plan.
20:19Onward to the village!
20:21Whose taste?
20:22You got it!