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00:00Where the hell did you get old brandishing that sword?
00:05It's not a toy!
00:07Oh, hey, she seems really invested.
00:10The sword is rather a sore spot than why she has more aesthetic.
00:14What?
00:16If that's the prize, I shall compete personally!
00:19And I won't be playing nice.
00:23Huh, okay, guess we'll be throwing Lloyd into the mix.
00:30Look, if we're gonna cheat, we might as well get an A. Stop making that face.
00:35This is wonderful news, Sir Lloyd!
00:38Not to put more pressure on you, but I need a favor.
00:41Please, Colonel, teach me what you know about healing magic.
00:46And where do you think you're going?
00:49Specifically, I was heading to market!
00:51Liar!
00:52You're attending a tournament, you watch Lloyd!
00:54You're keeping it a secret from me because you know I can't go!
00:58Where do you get your information from?
01:01They're being summoned!
01:05Yeah, I should probably still curse you just to be safe.
01:08Nothing personal you understand!
01:11Why do you always have to be such a heartbeat?
01:13There!
01:14Mild intestinal spasms every ten minutes!
01:16Unless you gravel non-stop before the crystal ball.
01:18In which case, I'll reconsider!
01:21Toodles!
01:26We can't keep doing this!
01:28Road magic is so dangerous!
01:33All battles are one-on-one.
01:35The first team to win twice claims the victory.
01:37Anything may be equipped for defense, but you may only attack with magic or magical items such as staves or stones.
01:43Any physical attack such as punching or kicking is cause for immediate disqualification.
01:49Clearly you scraped the bottom of the barrel in choosing that boy.
01:53Yeah, well that barrel isn't half as deep as you think it is, so there!
01:57Alright, first two competitors, come forward!
01:59This girl's behavior toward Sir Lloyd leaves me no alternative!
02:05I must break her!
02:07Begin!
02:09Do you fancy me easily scared?
02:12This belt, i.e. my bond with Sir Lloyd, will protect me against your rock!
02:16Thunder Mountain!
02:17What is wrong with you?!
02:18Why aren't you reacting?!
02:19You have one job!
02:20Protect me with all malice!
02:21Is that so much to ask?!
02:22Why are you struggling with that arrangement now?!
02:23You're embarrassing me!
02:24And...
02:25Flame!
02:26Okay, maybe my tone wasn't this even harsh, I'm sorry!
02:27But still!
02:28Flame!
02:29Flame!
02:30Flame!
02:31Flame!
02:32Flame!
02:33Flame!
02:34Flame!
02:35Flame!
02:36Flame!
02:37Come on!
02:38If she's not the personification of Malice!
02:39What is wrong with you?!
02:40Why aren't you reacting?!
02:41You have one job!
02:42Protect me with all malice!
02:43Is that so much to ask?!
02:44Why are you struggling with that arrangement now?!
02:45You're embarrassing me!
02:46And...
02:47Flame!
02:48Flame!
02:49Flame!
02:50Flame!
02:51Flame!
02:52Flame!
02:53Flame!
02:54You must let in!
02:55Thunder!
02:56Any time you feel like jumping in to ward off my obliteration, that'd be crazy!
02:59You don't have any idea the humiliation I've endured for the past 10 years on account of you!
03:03Look!
03:04There goes the pill princess!
03:05Isn't that kind of hilarious?!
03:06The payoff was having a magical item acted as my guardian, but the point is totally nullified
03:10if you're going to be for snickety!
03:11Thunder!
03:13Oh come!
03:14You're only going to make a spectacle of yourself!
03:26Give up!
03:27Now, time for a blistering counterattack!
03:28Sweet!
03:29Sweet!
03:30I believe the victory goes to moi!
03:31Stop!
03:32Hermine is disqualified!
03:33Huh?
03:34Huh?
03:35Huh?
03:36All physical attacks are prohibited!
03:37That belt is not a regulation item!
03:38Quinone wins by forfeit!
03:39Yeah!
03:40Yeah!
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03:54Huh?
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04:08Don't soak! This isn't over yet! Victory can still be ours!
04:15The next contestant champ entered!
04:18Imagine me getting to fight such a beast!
04:21Yeah, well, uh, good match!
04:23He took Philo down a peg the other day, but I have my tricks.
04:28Begin!
04:30Ha! Now, prepare yourself for something deliciously fun! For me at least!
04:38What's she doing?
04:42That minx! She's pressuring him to concede before he suffocates!
04:53That does it! I'm calling shenanigans!
04:55He has to be cheating!
04:59Excuse me, Lloyd. What are you, like, deceased?
05:04Um, he's alive!
05:06Ugh!
05:07My compliments to your stamina!
05:09However!
05:12Isolation magic!
05:13Aqua wall!
05:23Column of water and fog!
05:25It's a decoy tactic for her next move!
05:27Oh, great water!
05:29I call upon thee in the lands beyond!
05:32My words are my sacrifice!
05:35Ugh!
05:36She's casting a spell!
05:38I should probably try one, too!
05:40Stuck with great fury!
05:42Hairy toe!
05:43Minna!
05:44The incantation was all wrong, but he still forced Minna to implode!
05:55Why can't I remember the words?
05:59And Minna's out of commission!
06:03Making Lloyd Belladonna the winner!
06:09So strong!
06:12Next up, our last two contestants!
06:15Begin!
06:16I'll give you this!
06:17The magic pouring out of your arm is nothing to sneeze at!
06:19That said, how long can you hold up?
06:21Come on!
06:22That snake!
06:23She's just wearing Riho out!
06:24Just surrendering!
06:25Call it a dick!
06:26Not on your life!
06:27Huh!
06:28My next move will decide this match!
06:29Defense maneuvers are futile!
06:30I can negate them without batting an eye!
06:31Uh!
06:32Uh!
06:33Uh!
06:34Uh!
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06:57Uh!
06:58Farewell, dear Riho.
06:59You are garbage.
07:00Uh!
07:01Uh!
07:02Uh!
07:03Uh!
07:04Uh!
07:05Uh!
07:06Uh!
07:07Uh!
07:08Uh!
07:09Uh!
07:10Riho!
07:11What have you done to me?
07:12That arm was mine to give you.
07:13And it is mine to take away as I please.
07:14So sorry.
07:15I believe that's a win for me.
07:17Better luck next time.
07:20Hm.
07:21Hmm?
07:22A word of advice?
07:23Never stand within reach of the person you're taunting!
07:25I...
07:26But you...
07:27How the hell did you just do that?
07:28Just a little something I picked up from an old friend.
07:31You've gotta be careful about treating injuries with healing magic.
07:32Foreign objects can be an issue.
07:33Seal a wound up without first clearing it out, you end up with all sorts of crap embedded
07:34under the skin.
07:35You might be surprised how long something like that can go undetected.
07:36Then again, you taught me.
07:37So maybe not.
07:38You're mad.
07:39You're mad.
07:40Just a little something I picked up from an old friend.
07:46You've got to be careful about treating injuries with healing magic.
07:49Foreign objects can be an issue.
07:51Seal a wound up without first clearing it out, you end up with all sorts of crap embedded under the skin.
07:56You might be surprised how long something like that can go undetected.
07:59Then again, you taught me, so maybe not.
08:03You're mad. You gouged a hole in your own flesh and stuffed a magic stone inside?
08:08You would do that?
08:10Don't get all squeamish on me. I cast a delayed healing spell, too.
08:14No, but how?
08:16Oh, great water, I call upon thee in the lands beyond.
08:20You can't be proficient enough in chance.
08:22My words are my sacrifice. May I be the vessel of your indomitable wrath?
08:26No, please! Don't do this, I beg you!
08:28Heed my words, great waterfall. I call upon my power.
08:32No!
08:33Tidal Queen!
08:34Hey, what's the matter with you?
08:41Jeez, you know damn well I can't use high-class magic.
08:44Of course, when it comes to lying my ass off, I learned from the book.
08:48The winner is...
08:50We hope fallen!
08:51I'm defeated. No matter. Just a minor setback.
09:01My climb to the top continues.
09:04I crawled my way out of that filthy orphanage.
09:07I bent over backwards for a scholarship.
09:08I used every trick in the book to become headmaster.
09:13Throwing the towel over some idiotic tournament?
09:15Perish the thought.
09:17Indeed.
09:18A shame you don't belong here.
09:21The top is reserved for heroes, not abject failures.
09:25Only those who wield the holy sword may ascend.
09:29All others must resign to be ruled by them.
09:32Oh, yes. Believe me. I know.
09:39I have only to claim it.
09:42And the world will be mine!
09:48Headmaster?
09:49Yes, what is the sword status?
09:51Well, according to the information I have,
09:53Riho Flavin and Selen Hemine are in the infirmary,
09:55so Lloyd Belladonna is keeping the sword while they convalesce.
09:59Far from ideal.
10:01I don't dare challenge the boy.
10:03Not in my current condition.
10:05I have intel about the person responsible for extracting the sword.
10:08Evidently it was some shady underworld character
10:10known as the Witch of the East Side.
10:12A witch?
10:13Give me more details.
10:15Seems she's overly protective of her ward.
10:17Sort of an anti-nephew thing.
10:19I see.
10:20Let us hope she can be persuaded over to our side.
10:25Philo?
10:27Go to Azumi at once.
10:29Pay the witch a visit.
10:29Bring me this young ward of whom she's so overly protective.
10:33Understood.
10:36All due respect, is this the job for her?
10:39She owes me on account of her sister having lost the match.
10:43This side, she has incentive.
10:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
11:00I needed a break.
11:02The tsunami was overkill.
11:05Yay!
11:06What's all the fuss about?
11:23A single kick would have this thing in pieces.
11:26Oh yeah, overly protective is right.
11:32Hello ma'am, I'm home.
11:34Do you want me to...
11:36Miss Marie?
11:39Huh?
11:42What the...
11:43She never just leaves this lying around.
11:48We have someone who is precious to you.
11:50To get them back, steal the holy sword by whatever means necessary.
11:54Bring it to the lighthouse on the south side.
11:56Kunon sisters.
11:58Is this...
11:59Not to bother you, madam.
12:01But my hemorrhoids have been flaring up lately.
12:03Oh, sorry.
12:05Something terrible has happened.
12:07Marie has been kidnapped.
12:10Wait, this isn't it?
12:12Of course it's not.
12:13I should know better than to give a halfway to task.
12:16Headmaster!
12:17That pipsqueak from the witch's house and some bow-legged nobleman just showed up carrying the holy sword!
12:24Hey, excuse me!
12:25What is going on?
12:37So be it.
12:38Get down there now!
12:40Right!
12:40You're from Roku show!
12:47What have you done with Miss Marie?
12:49Tell us!
12:50Who's that?
12:52Who really cares?
12:54Let's you and me fight!
12:55I knew from the moment you defeated my sister, you're an adversary worth fighting to the death.
13:10You're crazy!
13:13Huh.
13:14A martial artist can't go out normally.
13:16If you won't take me on as your protege, I'll settle for the next best thing.
13:20Letting you kill me!
13:21I literally don't understand what you're saying!
13:24Lloyd, look out!
13:34Okay then.
13:36If that's how you want to play it.
13:41But, on one condition.
13:43If I win, you have to tell me where to find Miss Marie.
13:47If that's what it's going to take for you to fight.
13:49Alan!
13:51Hold on to that for us.
13:53Am I even qualified?
13:54She's not after the sword.
13:56She's after me.
13:57I'll guard it well.
13:59I have to win this for Miss Marie's sake.
14:02But, what are my chances?
14:04Back home, a girl broke my arm once.
14:06And all she did was tap me.
14:07It won't hurt.
14:08Come in.
14:10There's gotta be a way.
14:12Huh?
14:13I challenge you to arm wrestle.
14:17What?
14:17Like my gramps always used to say.
14:19In this village, we settle disputes by sitting down and grappling one-armed over an apple crate.
14:24Who's gramps?
14:25Grandpa Perrin.
14:26The man raised me since I was a boy.
14:29Wait a minute.
14:29You're from where?
14:31The village of Kunlun.
14:32Of course you are.
14:37That would explain your strength.
14:38Very well.
14:39I'll play by your village's terms.
14:42Ready?
14:43Go!
14:51Seriously?
14:56Blame!
14:57Hey, what was that for?
15:01You, unhand the holy sword.
15:03Not a chance.
15:04Sir Lloyd, trust me to keep it safe.
15:06Blame!
15:07Blame!
15:07Blame!
15:08Would I ever kill you?
15:09Blame!
15:10Coward, come back and face me!
15:12Blame!
15:13Blame!
15:21I know you.
15:22You're the other one.
15:24Yeah, hello.
15:25I am not giving you this sword.
15:28Um, nobody said I wanted it.
15:30What?
15:30I'm just here to piss out Ro.
15:33She thought I couldn't hear.
15:35But she talks smack about Firo.
15:49Don't get too comfy!
15:51A bear, in the sky!
16:08An arrow!
16:15Is that regulation?
16:17Oh, wow.
16:18I won!
16:33I actually won!
16:35I dug deep and did my best for someone else!
16:40Uh-oh.
16:41The rules must be different here.
16:44Please marry me.
16:45I know it's sudden, but hear me out.
16:48It makes sense.
16:49You said you're from Kunlun, yes?
16:51You're strong.
16:52I'm a martial artist.
16:53Don't you see?
16:54We're the perfect match.
16:55Look, I'm not...
16:56Let's stay on topic!
16:57You agreed to tell me where to find Miss Marie!
17:00Oh yeah, about that?
17:01Huh?
17:03She never left the house.
17:05Oh, I never checked.
17:07I never checked.
17:09Mm-hmm.
17:10That was incredible!
17:11Firo!
17:12Oh, Mina!
17:14You okay?
17:15Better than that.
17:16I know who I'm getting married to.
17:18What?
17:20Oh!
17:21Why is everyone so damn useless?
17:26Hello, darling!
17:29Huh?
17:29Where is my Lloyd?
17:33Uh, I...
17:34Who the hell are you?
17:35I asked you a question.
17:36I don't know!
17:37Where is Lloyd?
17:38I don't know and I don't give a damn!
17:42See, I think you do know and are trying to drive a wedge between us!
17:46Listen to me.
17:47I have no idea!
17:49Where is...
17:50What the...
17:53Whoa!
17:54Those were some serious pyrotechnics!
17:56Is that...
17:57Headmaster roll?
18:02Oh, no!
18:03Here's your sword back, Lloyd!
18:05Hey!
18:06Don't waste your time!
18:07She's the villain!
18:08She needs help!
18:11Uh-huh!
18:15Not a slow news day, I see.
18:18No kidding.
18:19Hey, where do you have the sword tucked away now?
18:21I thought it best if we kept it in the castle treasury.
18:24Imagine if we thought of doing that from the start.
18:27I'm going to go ahead and see.
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