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00:01Yes, I rather like this idea of an exhibition match between Ozumi and Joe.
00:07What a splendidly unambiguous way to show the world we're committed to being good neighbors.
00:13In fact, as a sign of good faith, we shall send them our very best warrior.
00:19An absolute unit!
00:20Somewhat fierce, legendary!
00:22And that would be who?
00:24I'm excited to see your hometown.
00:26Haha, manage your expectations.
00:28Oh, come on.
00:29Hey, why do we have to take a weird scenic route like this, Chief?
00:33I had intended to use my magic and teleport us there in one fell swoop.
00:38But I'm afraid that's not an option right now.
00:40We have to rendezvous with a dwarf.
00:42Should be fun.
00:44Gun-lun, gun-lun, gun-lun, hordes of treasure as far as the eye can see!
00:49One marriage license, one in my jacket, one in my shirt, one behind my back, and one under my skirt!
00:55I am gonna go toe-to-toe with something exceptionally tough.
00:58The marriage, here I come!
01:00Treasure hoard, here I come!
01:02Toughness, here I come!
01:03I'll meet Sir Lloyd's family. Secure their blessings!
01:06Silence!
01:07We're going to cut him to restore Freetra!
01:11Not to be a hall monitor, but should Chrome even be here?
01:14I thought the castle had you drowning in work up to your sideburns.
01:17Funny you should say that.
01:19Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
01:22Lloyd!
01:23Can't stop the win!
01:30Not my first rodeo!
01:32The king wants to see Al in the Immortal Destroyer.
01:35Consider yourself an honored guest of the crown until the exhibition match is over.
01:39Oh! He's fighting in the exhibition match?
01:41That is so unbelievably cool!
01:43Is it, though?
01:44Is it, though?
01:45I've been instructed to keep you on a very tight leash, Mr. Crimson Jewel of Darkness.
01:49How many nicknames are you giving me?
01:52Well, that depends on how many the king makes up.
01:55Why they gotta be so extra? Do something, Sir Lloyd. Don't be the guy that just stands there. I'm begging you.
02:03Don't you worry. I'll be there to cheer you on. You've totally got this, Alan.
02:08In summation, Mina is more than capable of covering for me.
02:12Thank you, Mina.
02:14Best of luck, Alan.
02:19Here we are.
02:21All right, then.
02:25It's me, you! Come on out now!
02:34Greetings and salutations, all!
02:36Professor, you get your service.
02:38For the record, I'm dwarven royalty, but no need to make a big deal out of it.
02:42Few more people than we agreed on, Alk.
02:47Shocking! You've already found something to complain about!
02:50Is this person really a dwarf?
02:52I'm having more trouble with the royalty thing.
02:54A boring formality.
02:56Even in my hundies, I've got the best damn skills of anyone in the game, and that's not a game you're allowed to quit.
03:01Did you say hundies?
03:03In other words, I'm old.
03:08Then that must put you around the same age as the chief.
03:11I'd be very careful about lumping me in the same category as Alka if I were you.
03:15Uh, my bad. You're nothing alive.
03:18Forgiven.
03:19Hey there, Vree.
03:20Huh?
03:21What made you think it'd be a good idea to go wandering outside the village?
03:25You've completely derailed my master plan!
03:27It was Alka's fault!
03:29Of course it was Alka's fault, but is it ever not Alka's fault?
03:32She's the root of all evil and the embodiment of idiocy!
03:34How many times have I told you that as guardian, it's your job to bear that in mind!
03:38Excuse me!
03:39In case it slipped your memory, making an ink print out of his skin was your idea in the first place!
03:43If I'm the embodiment of idiocy, it's only because I listened to you tell me it'd be a great gift for Lloyd!
03:53What do you say we put this behind us and move forward?
03:56Specifically the Kutlin!
04:08Oh, wow!
04:10Well, there it is!
04:13I've never breathed air so unsullied!
04:17I pictured something way more terrifying!
04:19This is nice!
04:20And quite tranquil!
04:21Hmm, everything looks so ordinary!
04:24I thought there'd be houses made of gold or roads paved with divine artifacts!
04:28Don't let your guard down!
04:30Your eyes might pop out!
04:32What?
04:32What does that mean?
04:33Uh-huh!
04:34You guys?
04:45Yeah, I know!
04:47Feels like death is around every corner!
04:49Why do you all look petrified?
04:52Goodness gracious, where did I leave it now?
04:54Oh, upstairs probably!
04:56Look!
04:57Or not!
04:58Hang on!
04:59There it is!
05:00That's what you meant?
05:02Of course, silly!
05:03Let's get moving!
05:04Yes, sir!
05:04Hang on!
05:05You let the shutters open!
05:06Yes, yes!
05:15Sorry, I had to see about some business!
05:17Should be back in an hour or so!
05:18Would you mind making lunch, please?
05:20I'll make your favorites too, James!
05:24There we go!
05:25Well, a bit wide of the mark, but what can you do?
05:33Old age is finally creeping up on me!
05:36What in the actual...
05:38That's how we country folk talk long distance!
05:42As I live and breathe, is that Lloyd?
05:44Hi, Mrs. Locomo!
05:46It's good to be back!
05:47Good to see you!
05:48Thanks!
05:51Hey, Locomo!
05:52Do me a favor and pack this thing with some magic stones and whatnot, will ya?
05:58Yeah, yeah!
05:59Give me a moment!
06:01Blast me, Mama!
06:02No!
06:02No!
06:07Oh!
06:09Darn it, he fell short!
06:10Should've grabbed a few more magic stones in with the powder!
06:13My technique just isn't as sharp as it was in the old days!
06:16What did we just see?
06:17Is that man alive or what?
06:20Oh, sometimes when we're in a rush to get somewhere, it's easier to fly, no big!
06:24Sucks when we miss the target, but otherwise, pretty efficient mode of travel!
06:28I retract what I said about this place being ordinary!
06:31Yeah, feels like we've wandered onto a battleground!
06:36Do you see what I see?
06:37Uh-huh, that's a killer piranha!
06:39Gramps!
06:40Oh-ho!
06:42Lloyd, is that you?
06:43I've come home!
06:44Welcome back!
06:46Is that...
06:46May I help you, young lady?
06:51You are Period the Ogle Lord, are you not?
06:53Teach me your ways, oh legendary one!
06:56Hey now!
06:56You're using a stance from my fighting style!
06:59Yeah!
06:59She's been studying you!
07:01Turns out, Filo's a huge fan!
07:03Oh!
07:04Yes, with all respect, I practice the period style!
07:07Heh!
07:07I can't recall the last time I've seen that stance outside of a daily warm-up routine!
07:12Sorry, what?
07:13Yup!
07:14The whole village does period style!
07:16Feel the merge!
07:17It's Gramps' personal fitness regimen!
07:19One, two!
07:19One, two!
07:21And your soul just left your body!
07:24Well, I guess one person's MMA is someone else's Pilates!
07:27Heh heh heh!
07:28What the hey, it's been a while!
07:30I don't see any harm in showing you a thing or two!
07:34Just let me find something to do with this fish first!
07:36Oh!
07:37Me, me, me, me!
07:37I'll hold onto it for you!
07:39Well, aren't you considerate!
07:41Sure!
07:41Least I can do!
07:42Thank you very much!
07:45Don't worry!
07:46I can't handle this!
07:47Atta girl!
07:49This is my humble abode!
07:50Excuse me, Alka, but could you point me in the direction of you-know-who?
08:00Uh, of course!
08:01Yes!
08:01I forget he's the whole reason you two came along!
08:04I believe you'll find him out back in the wheat fields!
08:07Heh heh!
08:09Thank you!
08:14That's so cute!
08:15Myrthofan!
08:25It's really you!
08:27That voice!
08:29Huh!
08:36Hey guys!
08:38How's it going?
08:43I'm surprised to see you here!
08:44How long has it been?
08:46Not quite long enough for us to process your new fashion sense, huh?
08:49What are you talking about?
08:50I love this outfit!
08:52It's very traditional!
08:55Something wrong, Colleen?
08:57Seems like you're rather quiet today!
08:58No, I...
09:00Where are my manners?
09:01No clue why it took me so long to notice!
09:03Whatever could you be referring to?
09:05Don't be ashamed!
09:06We all have to relieve ourselves every now and then throughout the course of a given day!
09:09You may do your business in the fields!
09:11Matter of fact, I'm grateful for the offering of fresh fertilizer!
09:14No problem with our stuff!
09:19Something's never changed!
09:21He just swapped out patriotism for an obsession with agriculture!
09:24You gotta learn to read the room sometime, pal!
09:27I will have you know that my passion for human feces stems from it being one of the most nutrient-rich fertilizers in existence!
09:32Stop talking, please!
09:36How did I fall for someone with such a gross kink?
09:40When do you plan on being done here and returning to Azami?
09:43Well, actually...
09:45Though I may have only been a pawn, nonetheless, I still took part in attempting a coup!
09:52I'm an outlaw!
09:54Besides, I've grown fond of this place!
09:58Farming is good for me!
10:00The more work I put in, the more I get out of it!
10:03Not unlike the cadets?
10:05Crops are more straightforward, but I do miss the academy sometimes!
10:12All the same, I can't go back!
10:16I'm needed!
10:17Here I mean, every single plant is a responsibility!
10:21They're like my children!
10:22That's very admirable!
10:27So, how have you been, Lloyd?
10:29It's good to have you back here in Cumblin!
10:31Mr. Gorey, how are you?
10:33And Q-Min, it's good to see you, too!
10:35Surely those are Sir Lloyd's relatives!
10:38I must make a formal introduction!
10:41Greetings, all!
10:42My name is Selene Hemine, at your service!
10:45Please honor me with your acquaintance, and I shall hold it as a blessing!
10:49Huh?
10:52I have taken the liberty of filling in all the required fields!
10:57What is this?
10:58All I can make sense of is Lloyd's name!
11:00Grovel for a signature!
11:02It's my desire to marry Sir Lloyd!
11:06What is that infernal noise?
11:08Not again!
11:09Such a pest!
11:10Hold it!
11:11Come any closer and I'll crush you!
11:13Do not test me!
11:14Hey, it's the flying lizard!
11:16As in, like a super rare monster?
11:18I really ought to run that thing off for good!
11:24Know what?
11:25Let me take that!
11:25Sure, okay?
11:30That's more than a flying lizard!
11:36You stay away from me!
11:37Nice throw there, Barry!
11:45I've only just started!
11:46And that!
11:46And that!
11:47And that!
11:48And that!
11:48Yay, we did it!
11:50I called up on the horn!
11:51Hey, no fair!
11:53I made the first shot!
11:54Hmm, so much for securing a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!
11:58You're no closer to getting what you want than I am!
12:01Hmm?
12:01Who knew paper from the city was this cool?
12:04It flies super straight!
12:05We should thank the nice lady for giving us so much!
12:08Those would have been legally binding!
12:11Thank you!
12:12Thank you!
12:21Thanks for the underwear!
12:22Hope you don't mind, silly me!
12:24I didn't realize I hadn't packed any until I jumped in the bath!
12:26Madam, it pains me to say you have the manners of a boar!
12:30Anyone else starving?
12:31I'm famished!
12:32A post-combat appetite is only natural!
12:34But after the ringer I've been put through all afternoon, I could eat a house!
12:37Yeah, sorry I only had time to cover the basics!
12:39I'm not as young as I used to be!
12:41Huh?
12:42Give me a little bit to loosen up and I'll have you at intermediate before you can uproot a tree!
12:46Good!
12:47Excuse me!
12:47Not fair!
12:48Do you mean...
12:49That's the spirit!
12:49All of that!
12:51Well done!
12:51What?
12:53Basic!
12:53I don't remember Philo being this!
12:56This big of a mope!
12:59Alrighty!
13:00I think the time has come for a toast!
13:03My most heartfelt thanks for gathering at this festive banquet to celebrate Lloyd and I in matrimony!
13:12You'll have to excuse the chief's sense of humor!
13:15She needs to get new material!
13:16It wasn't a bit...
13:17Let's try a different toast!
13:19To my grandson Lloyd who's come home a soldier and the steadfast friends he brought to our table!
13:26Be well!
13:27Be well!
13:28You may now stuff your faces!
13:31Ew!
13:31This is delicious, Myrthofon!
13:33Why, thank you!
13:34Locally sourced gizzard of basilisk is good for the heart!
13:39So good!
13:40So fluffy!
13:41Right?
13:42And I love the sauce!
13:43Hearty, isn't it?
13:44Roasted onion and seafood medley!
13:46I made the sauce by steeping a live kraken and bone broth!
13:49Yeah, a little guy put up quite a fight!
13:54Oh, and the salad is made of freshly chopped cursed sweet pepper!
13:59Okay, then.
14:00Ah, those smiles indicate fake freshness!
14:04Yes, love that crunch!
14:06Is any part of this feast not comprised of monsters?
14:14Thank you for being a whale!
14:16Why don't I get started on the cleanup?
14:18Sure, I can help you out!
14:20Oh, there's no need, dear!
14:21Nonsense!
14:22Least I can do is lend you a hand!
14:23Oh, very well, since you insist!
14:25Thank you very much!
14:29Suck up!
14:30She's just trying to score some gold!
14:33That Reho is going places!
14:36Grit, curiosity, and wry ambition!
14:38If you ask me, even if it is all for the off chance of scoring some gold, it's impressive!
14:45Time we blast off!
14:47So nice to meet y'all!
14:49Thanks for coming out and having dinner with us!
14:52I meant to ask you, Lloyd, which one of these charming young women are you going steady with?
14:57Oh, it's nothing like that, Aunt Sofra!
14:59They're just my friends from the military academy!
15:01I have to say, that's a shame!
15:03We've been waiting all night for you to introduce us to the one!
15:06You're not the run of the litter anymore, kid!
15:08Think it's time to start taking an interest in certain things!
15:11You gotta be sweet on somebody!
15:12Come on, guys!
15:13Knock it off, please!
15:14Well, for what my opinion may be worth, I highly recommend Miss Reho!
15:18Huh?
15:20She never misses an opportunity to help!
15:23That's quality relationship material!
15:25I agree!
15:25Gal's a credit to her generation!
15:27Sure, she's nice, but my vote goes to Philo!
15:31She's honest and she knows how to handle herself!
15:34There are great things in store for her!
15:35Mark my words!
15:37Yes?
15:38And?
15:38How the hell did we end up here?
15:42Pirate backs me up.
15:44Which, if you break it down, is basically the same thing as getting approval from Lloyd's parents.
15:48I'm in.
15:50Everyone, go help!
15:51No more talk of Lloyd's love life!
15:54Where was I when everyone else was scoring all the fights?
15:57Help me, Pre-Trump!
15:58I don't do something to earn their respect right now!
16:00I'll be completely out of the running!
16:03Hmm.
16:04Okay, hear me out.
16:05Kids are wild about the magical girl trope, right?
16:07Why not endear yourself to them by branding me as you're familiar?
16:11That's too cliche to fly with a crowd like this!
16:13Really?
16:14When my kids were younger, they couldn't get enough of that stuff.
16:16Especially the sidekicks.
16:18Are we talking magical girls?
16:19Hmm?
16:20Because you certainly have my attention, princess.
16:23But I propose we take some risks and maybe give you a sidekick a little less on brand.
16:27Think handsome on fleek.
16:28Hmm?
16:29Handsome?
16:31Booyah!
16:31I give you Reacher's new form!
16:34I look like a frog!
16:37By the way, I'm guessing you saw him?
16:41What's he up to?
16:42Nothing good, I can tell you that.
16:44He's bent on releasing the Demon Lords for some nefarious purpose.
16:50No kidding?
16:51Then maybe it's time to take the next step.
16:54Don't let him goad us into moving prematurely.
16:57They've put magic under the microscope.
17:01Some humans are even on the verge of comprehending runes.
17:05Guesswork is no basis on which to act.
17:07I really don't care to risk a repeat of last time.
17:10Reacher's memories almost came flooding back.
17:21Imagine how he would feel.
17:23What frightful things might he do in the throes of recollection?
17:27Indeed.
17:30And all the same, I'd like to wait.
17:32It's been long enough.
17:39Interloper.
17:41Interloper.
17:42Both of you shut up!
17:44I didn't do anything!
17:46You've accepted the fancy new clothes with which they gilded you, have you not?
17:49Definitely means you're the new favorite.
17:51What do you mean?
17:52These are pajamas.
17:54It's a dress.
17:55Made from the highest grade silk spun from magical spiders.
17:59So in other words, what you're telling me is that it's worth big moolah.
18:02The fact you're the one wearing it is a crime against good taste.
18:05And my jealousy is entirely reasonable.
18:07Thousand percent agree.
18:09Okay, change of tactic.
18:11What are you doing?
18:12You already had a bath.
18:14You think I'm going to chance getting wrinkles in this thing?
18:17Yeah, no way.
18:18Your underwear is as exquisite as this dress.
18:22I have to keep it all in mint condition.
18:25You sleep on a pile of gold, not in you.
18:28I'm nude.
18:30Uh, come on in.
18:32Excuse me.
18:33I thought you might like some tea and snacks.
18:35You know, local stuff.
18:37Kunlun Village Special.
18:39Huh?
18:39I've heard your eyes now!
18:42Oh!
18:46An eminently kickable offense at the best of times, even for him.
18:49As for the enabler, I vote she spends the night tied to a chair.
18:56I was nude.
19:01Princess Maria, I am a worm.
19:04My action's unforgivable.
19:07Come on, get off the floor.
19:09It makes me uncomfortable.
19:10I don't need reminding how I act around the heartbeat.
19:13No judgment.
19:16I just want to know how you wound up being manipulated.
19:18One day, I was approached by a traveling merchant.
19:24He gave me an egg.
19:26Very mysterious.
19:27Even sinister.
19:29He ordered me to present it to the king.
19:32I obeyed without question.
19:33From that moment, the thought of consequences seemed remote.
19:39As though I were driven by impulses outside of myself.
19:43Yeah, I think it was around that time that you asked me to start looking into runes.
19:47My gut instinct knew something was off, but I just didn't listen.
19:49What can you tell me about this so-called merchant's appearance?
19:54Well, he was in his thirties.
19:57Or was it his sixties?
19:58Wait, how does that work?
20:00My memory of him is fuzzy.
20:02But we can assume this was the man behind the demon lord who possessed my father?
20:07Hold on.
20:08It's coming back.
20:09I kindly describe how I appear.
20:12That's how he phrased it.
20:14Why does that sound familiar?