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00:05:00Hey, hey, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:05:10Hat jemand mal welchen Geldbeutel gefunden oder so?
00:05:12Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, ja, sorry.
00:05:17Hast du zu welchen Geldbeutel gefunden?
00:05:19Nein, wirklich nicht.
00:05:25Ein schwarzer, ein schwarzer, ein schwarzer,
00:05:55say, ja, sorry, schwarzer,альноар premise.
00:07:05Johannes Müller, ja.
00:07:11Ich habe meinen Geldbeutel, mein Geldbeutel wurde geklaut und ich würde meine Karten gern sperren lassen.
00:07:18Ja.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:21Die I-Bahn.
00:07:24Ähm.
00:07:26Die Nummer.
00:07:27What was that?
00:07:34Ah, just I have to, I have to block my cards and because my wallet got stolen, I don't know, just a fucko.
00:07:46I'm sure you just lost it, it's fine, it's gone.
00:07:51Yeah, sure.
00:07:52How do you know that, that I lost it?
00:07:55Ah, fuck, man, I don't know.
00:07:57You think I'm stupid and rich?
00:07:59No, I think you're clever and poor.
00:08:01Oh, yeah.
00:08:01I cannot believe it, man.
00:08:03It's the second time this summer I lost my wallet.
00:08:07Same procedure all over again.
00:08:11Oh.
00:08:12Oh, holy shit.
00:08:14What?
00:08:14I've been in this club for like two days.
00:08:16You're classy.
00:08:17Yeah, I'm leaving Berlin tonight and I haven't seen it in the city and I need to print my fucking boarding pass.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23I can show you around if you like.
00:08:27Really?
00:08:27You don't have to.
00:08:29Yeah, I think I would be a fool if I wouldn't.
00:08:32Maybe you wouldn't.
00:08:36This is so sweet.
00:08:44This is so sweet.
00:09:14This is so sweet.
00:09:17ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:09:47ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:10:17ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:10:19ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:10:21ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:10:25ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:10:27oh okay so list game yeah yeah let's go for it
00:10:37bixies or actual toilets what saw a bixie over there i don't know
00:10:44um anal or oral you didn't answer my questions i will not answer your question
00:10:49okay so hummus or peanut butter hummus
00:10:54anal or oral you said that before you asked you don't ask the question twice
00:11:00so i am minus point for you so sunrise or sunset
00:11:09uh sunset having a blowjob or getting a blowjob sorry
00:11:15giving a blowjob or having a blowjob given to you
00:11:19i can't i can't hear you
00:11:25uh it's a hard one is it no pun intended
00:11:32ah let's say both so um
00:11:36are you getting hard i am getting slightly hard yeah do you want to
00:11:41sit back a little no no i will crash into a tree if you touch me
00:11:45oh
00:11:47okay top or bottom
00:11:51uh
00:11:52ah we have green light let's go
00:12:02hello
00:12:03could we have a computer please
00:12:05do you know what i was hearing with the northern beggar
00:12:07i fucking love these places they're so 90s
00:12:10yeah i remember like the first time i went into a cafe in nottingham and like i used to
00:12:13have all these international style of boyfriends and we used to
00:12:16talk to each other in a disgusting dirty way
00:12:19oh so you jerk off in public on windows 95 or what
00:12:22who do you think i am it's windows 97
00:12:29oh
00:12:30it's harry munro
00:12:32well hello nice to meet you mr harry munro i'm your biggest fan
00:12:36nice to meet you
00:12:37no you can't have an autograph
00:12:39it's nice to meet you too then mr
00:12:41wait let me let me guess
00:12:43daniel
00:12:45callum
00:12:46no no i've got it
00:12:50adolf
00:12:52yes please
00:12:55it's johannes
00:12:57nice to meet you mr harry
00:12:59okay so my flight is at 11pm from
00:13:03schoenenfeld
00:13:04schoenenfeld
00:13:05from schoenenfeld
00:13:06schoenenfeld
00:13:08schoenenfeld
00:13:09schoenenfeld
00:13:10schoenenfeld
00:13:11i really couldn't give a shit
00:13:13all right it's at 11pm from schoenenfeld
00:13:15schoenenfeld
00:13:16schoenenfeld
00:13:17oh for fuck's sake i've got like a million emails from work
00:13:20hmm
00:13:21i'm not gonna bother with that now let me just check one thing
00:13:30oh football you're fucking kidding me
00:13:32oh fuck yes we beat the bastards
00:13:34but you like sport
00:13:36yes but not football i like elegant sport for example gymnastic
00:13:42synchronized swimming or
00:13:46i show you something this is insane
00:13:49you know about diving
00:13:51hmm
00:13:52and
00:13:53the bodies of these
00:13:56athletes are like from another planet
00:13:59look at this
00:14:01oh wow it's
00:14:07it's amazing
00:14:08yeah
00:14:09shame it was nazi propaganda though
00:14:17That's amazing.
00:14:21Shame it was Nazi propaganda, though.
00:14:24Wait, wait, why don't you like football?
00:14:27Ah, you know, 11 idiots running after a ball in both teams.
00:14:31Two are waiting for them, and you need to put a ball into a square.
00:14:35I think there are more interesting things in the world.
00:14:38Okay, with the black and white films.
00:14:42Don't tell me it wasn't beautiful.
00:14:44It was beautiful. I saw you cry.
00:14:45No, I didn't cry, but it was beautiful.
00:14:47What's the reflection in your...
00:14:49Okay, shut it.
00:14:51What we're doing now, we've got 17 minutes left.
00:14:55Let's make a photo and send it out in the universe of the internet.
00:14:58Boring!
00:14:59Why don't we do a chat roulette instead? That sounds great.
00:15:02Chat roulette, was that this website with people in front of the camera,
00:15:06like, I don't know, practicing fisting and doing gangbang and stuff?
00:15:09Yeah, exactly.
00:15:10Okay, what we should be doing right now.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:15Oh shit, this doesn't have a computer camera. That's so annoying.
00:15:19Oh no.
00:15:20I should have known that in 1990.
00:15:21Not even a webcam.
00:15:22Not even a webcam.
00:15:24Wow.
00:15:25Thank you Berlin.
00:15:27Sorry.
00:15:28I have an idea.
00:15:29I have an idea.
00:15:30Yeah, just...
00:15:31What?
00:15:32Take your face and make it like this.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Hey.
00:15:35Be careful.
00:15:36Yeah, that's...
00:15:37Perfect.
00:15:40Oh, does paint still exist?
00:15:42It does indeed.
00:15:43Oh, wow.
00:15:44Oh, you little bastard. I look like a football with Dumbo ears.
00:15:57Fuck you, now it's my turn. Turn on your face.
00:16:00Go ahead.
00:16:01Go ahead.
00:16:04See how Picasso is drawing.
00:16:07Picasso.
00:16:10I like it.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:13Oh, that's not even funny.
00:16:15That's not even funny.
00:16:16Let's give it a blue background.
00:16:18Yes.
00:16:21Print.
00:16:34So.
00:16:35So.
00:16:37Any other amazing ideas?
00:16:39I've got a few in my mind.
00:16:42Oh, sorry.
00:16:43It's a Kanax.
00:16:44Yes.
00:16:46Oh.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:50Did...
00:16:51Did I not put my bike here?
00:16:52Fuck.
00:16:53Oh, shit.
00:16:54Um...
00:16:55Um...
00:16:56Okay.
00:16:58Sorry.
00:17:00Okay, we have to go to the police straight away.
00:17:02We can't go to the police.
00:17:03We'd seem high to go to the police.
00:17:04No, you stupid.
00:17:05Please.
00:17:06Achtung, Brandstifter.
00:17:09Auf dem...
00:17:12Parkplatz...
00:17:14There...
00:17:15There...
00:17:16There...
00:17:17There...
00:17:18There...
00:17:19I don't need some money.
00:17:20Are you...
00:17:21That...
00:17:22There...
00:17:23There...
00:17:24There...
00:17:25Did you see,
00:17:26The German language is so sexy, can you just speak to me in German continuously, can you please?
00:17:43I've forgotten all my language.
00:17:44You've forgotten all your language, but you know English.
00:17:46Yeah, but all the German is gone.
00:17:48There's too much shit in my head.
00:17:50There's too much shit in my head.
00:17:52Auto, Waschmaschine.
00:17:59You don't want to go.
00:18:22Where were you?
00:18:39Fancy the smoke?
00:18:41Fair enough.
00:18:43It wasn't fun anyway, so.
00:18:47What do they say?
00:18:48Oh, there were some problems with my lost wallet, so I couldn't give my personalities and so on.
00:19:00I have to come again.
00:19:02Sorry.
00:19:04Please, let's do something fun.
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Prosecco?
00:19:10Yes.
00:19:11Can we go back a bit?
00:19:13Because, okay.
00:19:14Let me get this straight.
00:19:15You actually genuinely think that being gay puts you in a privileged position in society?
00:19:21Yeah, I think we have both brains developed and therefore we have another sensibility.
00:19:25Oh my gosh.
00:19:26Is that the same sensibility as saying, oh, the same difference between lilac and purple
00:19:30or being a master of fashion at birth?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33That's so many.
00:19:34No, no, no.
00:19:35This is just as stupid as saying that every gay loves Barbra Streisand or Julie Garland
00:19:39and who the fuck listens to Julie Garland anyway?
00:19:41Identify split ends in women's hair, appreciating small boobs or watching Eurovision song content
00:19:48as gay revenge for the World Cup.
00:19:50Yeah, yeah.
00:19:51Because all gays masturbate to the fucking Eurovision.
00:19:53Is there anything more straight than the YMCA dance?
00:19:56YMCA is fucked up!
00:19:59Wow, this is intense.
00:20:05You know, there's nothing worse than being surrounded by businessmen while you are higher
00:20:11coming down.
00:20:12No, no, children.
00:20:13Children are worse.
00:20:14Honestly, it's awful.
00:20:15I feel like a paedophile and any moment someone's going to call me out on it.
00:20:19Did you ever get that?
00:20:20No.
00:20:21Never.
00:20:22No.
00:20:23But I will rescue you from that.
00:20:25We are away from that any minute.
00:20:28Oh, wow.
00:20:29This is a side of Berlin that I haven't seen before.
00:20:33Lots of bankers and fancy hotels.
00:20:35The new beating heart of neoliberalism, the capital of Europe.
00:20:40You know, I find it cute.
00:20:42You find neoliberalism cute?
00:20:44No, kids.
00:20:45Oh, okay.
00:20:46You know, my biggest dream is to become a father.
00:20:49Your biggest dream is to become a father?
00:20:51Yes.
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:53You want to bring a kid into this mess of a world we live in?
00:20:55Oh, come on.
00:20:56I mean...
00:20:59You think the world is a mess?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Yeah, yeah.
00:21:02We are fucking the world up.
00:21:03And the worst thing is, is that we think we're doing a lot by reducing and reusing plastic.
00:21:08And it's not even about that, it's all about the big companies and the politicians who enable them.
00:21:13Like, I watched a documentary today and it said, another documentary, I know.
00:21:17It was saying that, like, every 70% of the world's greenhouse gases come from the world's biggest 100 companies.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23We don't need more people.
00:21:24Yeah, but I'm not sharing that thought.
00:21:28I mean, don't you think, for example, our child could help the world being a better place?
00:21:34So, did I just say you say our child?
00:21:37Yeah, ours, mine, yours, I mean...
00:21:41Oh, hello.
00:21:42You know what I mean?
00:21:45So, my mother, you know, she raised me with so much effort, energy and love that I think I need to pass that on to somebody, you know?
00:22:06That's cute.
00:22:08So, if he's a he, we should call him Julian, for Julian Assange.
00:22:17And if she's a she, and she would definitely be a she, we should call her...
00:22:23Cleopatra.
00:22:24What?
00:22:25That's...
00:22:26That's ridiculous.
00:22:27Maria Cleopatra Müller-Monroe.
00:22:31No, no, no, no.
00:22:32Maria Cleopatra Monroe Müller.
00:22:35And here we go.
00:22:38Yeah, okay, that's a compromise I can work with that, I guess.
00:22:41Hello.
00:22:42It's your goodness, dear.
00:22:43Hi.
00:22:44Oh, no, no interest, thank you.
00:22:47One of you guys sounds British, am I right?
00:22:50Yeah, I'm from Devon, aren't you?
00:22:52Oh, Nottingham.
00:22:53Nice.
00:22:54And you're living here?
00:22:55No, I'm just here on a weekend break.
00:22:57How about you guys?
00:22:58I joined the mission about three months ago, and I'll be here for a year.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05So you're making new friends, or...?
00:23:06Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:23:07So what do you do?
00:23:08Well, we just like to talk to people, answer their questions, and...
00:23:11Do you think we need help?
00:23:12I don't think so.
00:23:13We don't need help, to be honest, so...
00:23:14Hold up, Johannes, I'm interested.
00:23:15I guess my question would be, I don't know why.
00:23:17Like, you guys are young, and this kind of seems, like, sort of old-fashioned.
00:23:18But I get it.
00:23:19If you believe in God, everyone has the right to their own faith, but...
00:23:20I don't know, why study an ageing book that's full of, like, obnoxious and boring people,
00:23:22and then, like, you must get abuse from the general public as well.
00:23:23Like, why put yourselves through that?
00:23:24Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
00:23:25But we believe that the people of this world are...
00:23:26I don't know why.
00:23:27I don't know why.
00:23:28I don't know why.
00:23:29Like, you guys are young, and this kind of seems, like, sort of old-fashioned.
00:23:34But I get it.
00:23:35If you believe in God, everyone has the right to their own faith, but...
00:23:37I don't know, why study an ageing book that's full of, like, obnoxious and boring people,
00:23:42and then, like, you must get abuse from the general public as well?
00:23:45Like, why put yourselves through that?
00:23:46Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
00:23:49But we believe that the people of this world are suffering from a lack of faith in religion.
00:23:57Society is becoming more individualistic.
00:24:00And religion is dying, and nothing is there to fill that void.
00:24:07Yeah, I agree.
00:24:08Society has lost something that holds us together,
00:24:11and often religion does a lot of good things.
00:24:13Like, you see, at work all the time there are so many people
00:24:15that don't have access to public healthcare or services like asylum seekers,
00:24:20and it's often, like, religious people or religious organisations that helps them out.
00:24:23So, yeah.
00:24:24Sounds so cute and interesting, right?
00:24:26What about eternal damnation?
00:24:29I don't think it will bother you, but do we have a place in paradise left for us?
00:24:35God loves all his children.
00:24:38There are many modern interpretations of the Bible,
00:24:41and we believe that there is a place for the both of you in heaven.
00:24:45Oh, wow, you know what?
00:24:46I think I prefer it in hell, you know?
00:24:48Kind of warm and sweaty, a lot of collars and harnesses and rings around the cocks and...
00:24:54Really? You're gonna go there now?
00:24:56Yeah, why not?
00:24:57Oh, no, you do you. It's fine.
00:24:58Maybe you just want one?
00:25:00Oh, yeah, they're always perfect for a wrap. Thank you.
00:25:06Bye, okay.
00:25:07Thank you very much.
00:25:08Have a lovely day.
00:25:09You too. Nice to meet you.
00:25:10Ciao.
00:25:30Okay. You are a manchego.
00:25:52That's in the cheese.
00:25:55Mmm, kind of intense and hard.
00:25:58Looks more like a cannon bear.
00:26:00I know. They didn't have much ego here, but still.
00:26:03Hmm. Okay. Tell me about that. Where are we going with this?
00:26:07Everybody is a cheese.
00:26:09Not the cheese you like, but you're kind of human cheese.
00:26:12There are some people who are toxic and disgusting in a way.
00:26:16They're more like blue cheese.
00:26:17And these super boring, clean boys, they're more like Babybel.
00:26:22Okay, so everyone's a cheese.
00:26:24Okay, let's go with that.
00:26:26And, um, what kind of cheese would you be?
00:26:30Like, um, Philadelphia? Soft and sweet?
00:26:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a cheddar.
00:26:37Yeah? More like easygoing and tender.
00:26:41Okay, you've thought about this for far too long. Far too long to stop that.
00:26:45I have two weaknesses. Good food and man in that order.
00:26:51The gospel according to Dolly.
00:26:53Mmm. I can't stand all this pretentious rubbish.
00:26:57We see it everywhere in London.
00:26:59Like a pop-up vegan bun-hole cum-filled soul food fusion. It's just ridiculous. I don't know.
00:27:05I think it's cool, you know, to have all these differences.
00:27:09Kind of experimental. It's pushing the boundaries.
00:27:13It's bullshit.
00:27:15Okay, first of all, they rip you off and then they hand you something the size of a Mentos.
00:27:21A Mentos.
00:27:23And what's even worse is this, like, celebrity chef culture.
00:27:26Every fucking middle-class person in the UK has a copy of Ottolenghi's cookbook for £20.
00:27:31And then they spend £50 on the fucking ingredients that they can't find anywhere else.
00:27:36Like, like, cheap testicles marinated in a bed of baby's tears.
00:27:40Gold saffron. All this shit that you can never find, actually.
00:27:43I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry.
00:27:46Rant over.
00:27:48So, what are we going to do? Dine and Dash?
00:27:52Wine and what?
00:27:54You've lost your wallet, so I'm guessing all of this is on me, right?
00:27:58This is on the city of Berlin.
00:28:01How is the city of Berlin funding our date?
00:28:04So, we went through the backyard and I've detected some blind spots where we are invisible for the reception.
00:28:12So, behave and then everything will be fine.
00:28:17If we behave, everything will be fine. Isn't that sweet?
00:28:21Do you take all your on-night stands here to make them feel special?
00:28:25No. I try to not come in here more than once a month. To not accord suspicion or anything.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33Yeah, and the other thing, I'm not doing it at all.
00:28:36What the fuck are you doing?
00:28:37Are you giving me a footsie? Your cheap shoes?
00:28:40Hmm.
00:28:41Oh, hello.
00:28:42Stop it.
00:28:43Stop it.
00:28:44Mmm.
00:28:45Mmm.
00:28:46Mmm.
00:28:47You're ruining my trousers, okay?
00:28:48It's a dirty business.
00:28:49What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:03Are you giving me a footsie?
00:29:04Your cheap shoes?
00:29:07Oh, hello.
00:29:09Stop it.
00:29:12You're ruining my trousers, okay?
00:29:15It's a dirty business.
00:29:16And I'll get us a dessert now.
00:29:19Sit down, I'll get this one.
00:29:38So what are you doing?
00:29:41I'm enjoying a continental breakfast while stroking.
00:29:46The crutch of a cute German boy.
00:29:48No, no, I mean an ordinary life.
00:29:51Oh, I'm a doctor.
00:29:54Oh, what?
00:29:55No, I don't believe.
00:29:56Why not?
00:29:58I mean, the circumstances we met, you don't give off the doctor vibe so much.
00:30:03Oh, okay.
00:30:04And what is the doctor vibe?
00:30:04Fuck, when you were talking about work, work, work, work, work, I was imagining you like working in a factory or I don't know, as a butcher cutting meat in thin slices with an overall gloves and a hairnet and things like that.
00:30:20Okay, I guess it's the same sort of uniform, but...
00:30:23Okay, wow.
00:30:28You know, I always find this weird.
00:30:29Whenever I tell someone that I'm a doctor, I always get this same sort of reaction, like,
00:30:34I should be proud that I'm some sort of an elitist club, I should be waving like the queen, like,
00:30:38Oh, look at me, here, here, here, here.
00:30:41So what are you doing?
00:30:42I am a junior doctor working in A&E.
00:30:46A&E?
00:30:47It's like the emergency room.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51So how many lives did you save recently?
00:30:57Can we not talk about that?
00:30:58I didn't come to Berlin to talk about work, work, work.
00:31:01Sorry.
00:31:03But, wow, I mean, you got your shit together.
00:31:07I mean, your parents must be proud.
00:31:11They're, um, unhappy, but extremely proud.
00:31:18Harry, we shouldn't have won.
00:31:41So
00:32:11Hello.
00:32:13Woo-hoo.
00:32:34I'm sorry.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:41You know, I think this is the first time I've been on a date without using Grindr or Tinder
00:33:05or anything like that.
00:33:11I haven't been on any Tinder date, to be honest.
00:33:17Really?
00:33:18How about Grindr?
00:33:20I mean, I downloaded the app for a while, but I got bored of it straight away and I don't
00:33:26know, for me it's like cock shopping in Lidl.
00:33:30Decent 24cm XXL top says hi or super sucker 22 is texting you hi, wanna come over and suck
00:33:41my dick.
00:33:42And is there a more sophisticated way to find sex?
00:33:46Oh my God.
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:48Firstly, I don't think that sex has to be sophisticated.
00:33:51I mean, do you?
00:33:52And moreover, I think you're generally just like clutching at straws, I don't think it's
00:33:57that bad.
00:33:58Like, it's not always like that, you know?
00:34:01Well then.
00:34:02Show me your profile.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04There we go.
00:34:05I'm surprised.
00:34:06The first one is actually quite cool.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Let's continue.
00:34:11Topless.
00:34:12Sure.
00:34:13Here we go.
00:34:14Football.
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:16Sure.
00:34:17And wow, the doctor fetish in a lab coat.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31How about Grindr?
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:33Grindr.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35I think it's enough.
00:34:36Do I not leave it too much for you?
00:34:37Yeah, this is nothing for me.
00:34:38Sorry.
00:34:39It's all right.
00:34:40But you know, it's not that bad.
00:34:41Grindr.
00:34:42If it wasn't for Grindr, I wouldn't be able to have sex.
00:34:43Simple as.
00:34:44That sucks.
00:34:45Why does it suck?
00:34:46Because you don't meet people in a different way.
00:34:47That's...
00:34:48It's not bad.
00:34:49It's not the how, it's the what.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:51You know, with Tinder, you can be more classy and gentle.
00:34:53That on average, it takes me five glasses of wine and then I can get drunk and sleep
00:35:12with someone, whereas with Grindr, it's kind of the same but with less chatting.
00:35:18You know, honestly, I scare myself sometimes.
00:35:24I go to work, and I sleep with a random guy,
00:35:28and it satisfies me for, like, 5, 10, 15 minutes,
00:35:31and then I just cum and I feel...
00:35:34..disgusting.
00:35:37It's like I just want to chop my dick off, you know?
00:35:48OK, so, I have an idea. Let's play a game.
00:35:54The game is about guessing what profession the people we see have.
00:36:00I'm excited. Yeah.
00:36:02I start.
00:36:04This guy over there, what's his profession?
00:36:07His profession? Yeah.
00:36:09I think he works in genetic mutations.
00:36:12What is that?
00:36:14You, like, modify the DNA of, like...
00:36:18..stuff.
00:36:20I don't know.
00:36:21Genetically modify tomatoes.
00:36:24What about...
00:36:26..those two over there?
00:36:28Oh.
00:36:29They're like a family, like the royal family of Berlin.
00:36:32OK.
00:36:33But...
00:36:34..they have a huge fight, you know?
00:36:37Like, they're actually not liking each other.
00:36:40The man slept with the sister.
00:36:43Oh, wow.
00:36:45What about those two there?
00:36:47Oh, wow.
00:36:48Mm.
00:36:49The kiss is kind of...
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51...intent, though.
00:36:52That much, isn't it?
00:36:54I haven't seen a figure in there, I think.
00:36:56It might be a cheeky finger going there.
00:36:58It's kind of gross.
00:36:59It's nice.
00:37:00It's nice.
00:37:01It's kind of good.
00:37:02No.
00:37:03Come on, it's because they've just only met each other
00:37:04and then we laugh like that.
00:37:05After a few months, I've forgotten each other completely.
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:10And then they end up like this couple over there.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:13They're looking at each other and talking.
00:37:14So sad.
00:37:15No.
00:37:16It's cool.
00:37:17Like, kill me.
00:37:18No, that's actually...
00:37:20Why?
00:37:21It's like the victory of love.
00:37:22Probably they're not in the...
00:37:25...start of, I don't know, their relationship or something.
00:37:27But still, it's like another fire burning, you know?
00:37:30Silence is sexy.
00:37:31Really?
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:33I would rather be them than them.
00:37:35That looks so boring.
00:37:36They look just sad.
00:37:37Why would they be like those two than those two?
00:37:39It's just...
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41Well, I find it beautiful, though.
00:37:42You know?
00:37:43My parents are like that.
00:37:44And it's...
00:37:45You don't have to speak about everything all the time, I know?
00:37:48You know?
00:37:49It's only about love for them.
00:37:51And therefore, this is beautiful.
00:37:54If you say so.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57How about you?
00:37:58Mm.
00:37:59What do you do?
00:38:00What do you do?
00:38:01What do I do?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03I dance.
00:38:04Really?
00:38:05Yes.
00:38:06And I deliver food by bike, okay?
00:38:08That's so cool.
00:38:09You dance.
00:38:10I mean, that's really cool.
00:38:12Good for you.
00:38:13You know, my sister was going to dance class when we were younger.
00:38:16Mm-hm.
00:38:17And this is like a memory that is like burned into my head like yesterday.
00:38:22And I remember my mother took me one day with her.
00:38:25And when I entered that dancing classroom, there was like this old lady teaching.
00:38:30And she looked like she, I don't know, older than my grandma or something.
00:38:35But she could move.
00:38:36And when she started dancing, I don't know, she could move in ways that were so pure and
00:38:49so beautiful.
00:38:50And you know, since then, I'm obsessed with it.
00:38:54Like, ah, that's the thing I want to do.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59What kind of dance do you do?
00:39:01Ah.
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:03Good Prosecco.
00:39:04Um, I do contemporary and a bit of physical theater though.
00:39:09Um, I'm totally into Pina Bausch.
00:39:11You know her?
00:39:12She's amazing.
00:39:13And DV8.
00:39:14Never heard of it.
00:39:15I don't know why I asked.
00:39:16Sorry.
00:39:17Ah, you have to watch them.
00:39:18They have like a lot of videos on the internet.
00:39:20They are so amazing.
00:39:21What they express with their buddies.
00:39:24Unbelievable.
00:39:25I don't want to see.
00:39:26What?
00:39:27You dance.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29Yeah, go on.
00:39:30No.
00:39:31Why not?
00:39:32No way I'm, no.
00:39:33Why?
00:39:36Because I'm high.
00:39:38And, and, I don't know, I'm like...
00:39:48More because of you.
00:39:49I hate to say it, but I don't think we're going to get another chance for this.
00:39:56So I think, I think you should actually just stand up and dance right now.
00:39:59Come on, like, I might never ever see you.
00:40:04I don't do those things.
00:40:05Come on, you have to dance.
00:40:06No, no.
00:40:07I'm not dancing.
00:40:08Just do it.
00:40:09Live life, I'm like, I should have danced that day.
00:40:11Leave me alone.
00:40:12Come on.
00:40:13Just do it.
00:40:14I know you want to.
00:40:15You can tell you want to.
00:40:16Show me what you can do.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:24Great.
00:40:30Yeah, it's fragile.
00:40:37I don't think so.
00:40:38I'm not...
00:40:39I don't...
00:40:40That's...
00:40:49I don't think that...
00:40:50I'll see you next time.
00:41:20So I'm going to get to it.
00:41:50To be continued...
00:42:20Do you think this is a trolley?
00:42:49No?
00:42:51What's your feeling?
00:42:55Pure joy, baby.
00:42:58You're probably still high.
00:42:59No, I think I'm coming down, actually, so I don't think it's that.
00:43:04I'm thinking about this a lot lately, you know?
00:43:07Like, the difference between joy, pure joy, and the one you get from drugs.
00:43:13Like, they feel so similar, but there must be some sort of difference.
00:43:19You know, can we experience joy by popping a pill?
00:43:23Well, it's not good to tease, but...
00:43:25Yeah, why not?
00:43:26No, no, no.
00:43:27I don't think it should come that easy, you know?
00:43:31Things like that are reserved for love.
00:43:38Okay.
00:43:39Well, I fall in love as often as I get high.
00:43:42Really?
00:43:43Yeah, the bus driver, the cute guy who sells me coffee, the old lady in my street who only wears...
00:43:47No, that's not what I'm talking about.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50Why?
00:43:51Like, society tells us who we can fall in love with and how we should fall in love with them,
00:43:55but we can fall in love with anyone.
00:43:57Like, why can't we just fall in love with anyone?
00:43:59Yeah, that's...
00:44:00That's shit.
00:44:01Yeah, it kind of, but it works.
00:44:02It works.
00:44:03No, no, this is not the love I'm talking about, you know?
00:44:06This is love your neighbors, love your community, love humanity.
00:44:10Okay?
00:44:11This is general love.
00:44:12I'm talking about love between two persons.
00:44:15Like, it gets possessive, it gets hard, it's fucking painful, you know?
00:44:21You get inspired by a person so much that he moves you, do things, that you can't get this
00:44:28person out of your mind.
00:44:29He's like stuck in here and in your dreams and you connect that to everything in your
00:44:35complete life and you end up also thinking of the possibility that this could last forever.
00:44:42You know what I mean?
00:44:43Honestly, I've never experienced that.
00:44:46Really?
00:44:47You were never in love?
00:44:50No.
00:44:51No, not by your definition anyway.
00:44:57I mean, when I was younger I thought I was in love with people but from afar but like,
00:45:07I guess when I was in year two I kissed my best friend but usually I just go on Grindr and
00:45:12I fuck guys and that's my life.
00:45:13I work, work, work, eat, fuck, work, work, work, eat, fuck, work, work, work, it's fine
00:45:18It works for me.
00:45:19This is like the norm in gay community, you know?
00:45:22To be sexually free, to have this instable libido but this is not my drive, you know?
00:45:28I like, it's not that I'm not enjoying sex, you know?
00:45:33But I want to fuck the person I love and I trust and this brings it to another level,
00:45:38you know?
00:45:39Then you are noticing all the things in between.
00:45:43It's not only about coming, it's about worth shipping each other, being valued and to not
00:45:50be alone.
00:45:51No, that's fine and that's good for you but that's probably because you grew up in a household
00:45:54with love and whose family got along and parents loved each other.
00:45:57We don't have all that.
00:45:58I don't think it's about only the parents, I think it's also tied up to masculinity, the
00:46:02gay community, you know?
00:46:04That we are, we prove to each other our virality and then, I don't know, we just want to prove
00:46:11that we are as much as man as straight man and there I get confused.
00:46:16I don't think it's an expectation, I just need it.
00:46:20Like, fucking for me, it's a release for me, I just, you know, I've never been in a relationship
00:46:27or anything like that but I just can't fuck the same guy more than once, you know?
00:46:32And it's, it gets to the point where I have to fuck different guys at different times as
00:46:37many times as possible and I think it's also about, like, rejecting the heteronorms.
00:46:40Like, that's it, I just can't fuck the same guy more than once.
00:46:45Okay, here we are, but I have to ask you to put your shoes off.
00:46:55Of course I can take my shoes off.
00:46:57And the socks if you want, but it's not necessary.
00:46:59Leave my socks on, that's okay.
00:47:01Leave them on, you amateur.
00:47:04Wow.
00:47:05Wow.
00:47:06Wow.
00:47:07It has its own dance studio.
00:47:10Check out the floor, isn't it amazing?
00:47:12Is that what I would say?
00:47:13That's what it wouldn't be, it would be better.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:16Um, I think it's time for, what?
00:47:19You.
00:47:22Do what?
00:47:23I think you should dance with me.
00:47:25I told you before, I'm not going to do it.
00:47:27No, come on.
00:47:28No, please.
00:47:29No.
00:47:30Pretty, pretty please.
00:47:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:32Why not?
00:47:33Yeah, I didn't ask you to operate me or something, you know?
00:47:37You don't need an operation.
00:47:39I'm not going to do it.
00:47:41If you use an operation, I've operated you happily.
00:47:44Not on your free time.
00:47:45Okay, okay, okay.
00:47:47Um, well, I'm just going to ask one more time.
00:47:51Will you dance with me, please?
00:47:52I would really, really like it if you dance with me.
00:47:56No.
00:47:58Fine.
00:48:01I'll dance with you, then.
00:48:04Are you sure you want to do that?
00:48:05Yeah, yeah, I will.
00:48:06I'm going to use those hula hoops over there.
00:48:08I'm going to dance with you.
00:48:09Is that okay?
00:48:10Feel free.
00:48:11Ahem.
00:48:14Oh, God, no.
00:48:15Ah.
00:48:16Ah.
00:48:17Ah.
00:48:27Ah.
00:48:28Ahem.
00:48:29Ahem.
00:48:30Ahem.
00:48:31Ahem.
00:48:32Ahem.
00:48:33Ahem.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:35Ahem.
00:48:36Ahem.
00:48:37Ahem.
00:48:38Ahem.
00:48:39Ahem.
00:48:40Ahem.
00:48:41Ahem.
00:48:42Ahem.
00:48:43Okay, that was...
00:48:44Oh wow, you know, I find this architecture fascinating.
00:49:10I think it's crazy how something so ugly can be just so romantic.
00:49:13I think it's even more than romantic, it's idealistic, it is somehow melancholic in its own way and utopic.
00:49:36You know, seeing all these trains makes me realise I have to go back to work.
00:49:39Why do you hate your work so much?
00:49:43Try not to be honest.
00:49:44You get to do what you love and that's great.
00:49:46But maybe you don't make enough money or you won't be able to fold your own house into your 50 at least or ever.
00:49:52Thank you for that.
00:49:53It's not about that.
00:49:54The most important things in life is to be able to do whatever you want or to be with who you want to be.
00:50:01Like this now.
00:50:02So why then don't you do whatever you want?
00:50:03I don't know what I want to fucking do.
00:50:04I don't know what I want to do tomorrow.
00:50:05Like, you won't believe the amount of times I said that I would go into work and quit my job and blah, blah, blah.
00:50:15Like, in January, I said that I would become a person who helps inmates get back into society.
00:50:21And then I decided I'd make cheese because who doesn't love cheese, right?
00:50:24I can make cheddar cheese, all kinds of cheese.
00:50:26And then I said to myself, I would become a cleft palate surgeon and help children who are born with cleft palates to get rid of them.
00:50:33And then, bloody hell, Germany.
00:50:37And then I said to myself, I would become a tree surgeon.
00:50:41You know, because I watch a documentary about tree surgery and these people are great and they help trees and it's just so exciting.
00:50:46And then, do you know what?
00:50:47All these people who can't get abortions in the world, who want to have abortions.
00:50:50I thought I'd become like someone who could stand up for them and help them.
00:50:53And then, what's so funny?
00:50:56I'm sorry, it's just, you sound so neurotic.
00:51:00You come up with cheese and trees.
00:51:03I mean, I just, ever since I learned about the world, I've wanted to change the world.
00:51:07But what do I do? I just come to Berlin for three days to get high in 2CB.
00:51:102C what? I mean, feeling guilty will not help you or the world.
00:51:152CB is just like M, but a bit more trippy.
00:51:19How did you do it? How did you find your passion and be happy?
00:51:24To be honest, I'm not, not really completely happy with what I'm doing.
00:51:33I think nobody is, but yeah, I think, yeah, I don't know.
00:51:36We all search for the state of happiness, but we can actually not find it.
00:51:39Probably unreal, but you know what the problem is actually?
00:51:43Maybe you will never find what makes you happy.
00:51:46Or maybe you will never find someone who will tell you what happiness is, but I think this is okay.
00:51:52You know, what I'm trying is, I know what I have to do tomorrow and I try to enjoy that as much as possible.
00:52:00My God, you are literally so inspiring.
00:52:05Like, I'd love to be able to walk into work tomorrow and just say bye to everyone.
00:52:12Just be like, I'm going, I'm gone.
00:52:15But like doing it in like a big, massive, like musical kind of Bollywood fashion way, you know, with all the songs and dances and like...
00:52:21Yeah!
00:52:22You know, that would be absolutely great.
00:52:25I can't picture that.
00:52:27A hundred percent, to be honest.
00:52:34You know, and...
00:52:36And then what?
00:52:38What do you mean?
00:52:40What?
00:52:45What do you mean?
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Harriet, you have a boyfriend.
00:52:50What are you doing?
00:53:08Come on.
00:53:09No, come on.
00:53:11What is...
00:53:13No, come on.
00:53:14We're taking a photo.
00:53:15Please!
00:53:16We're doing this.
00:53:17We're doing this.
00:53:18We're doing this.
00:53:19We're doing this.
00:53:20What are you doing?
00:53:21What is...
00:53:27OK.
00:53:28Are you sure?
00:53:29Yes.
00:53:30Are you sure?
00:53:31Oh.
00:53:32Sure.
00:53:33I've got the piece, sir.
00:53:34I've got it.
00:53:35I've got it.
00:53:37I've got it.
00:53:41Ahem.
00:53:42So I have a boyfriend, it's true.
00:53:56But you know what?
00:53:57This is true too.
00:53:59It's fine.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:05Does him...
00:54:07Does him know that you're doing this?
00:54:10No.
00:54:12But we have an open relationship, so...
00:54:15Oh, how's that going for you?
00:54:16Lots of chemsex and threesomes.
00:54:18Are you sure you're all right?
00:54:19Yes.
00:54:20I'm sure I'm all right.
00:54:21Well, I wouldn't be all right.
00:54:22Do I look fine to you?
00:54:23Do I look upset to you?
00:54:24I'm completely fine.
00:54:25I don't give a shit.
00:54:26I don't care if you are married and have one of those little shitty dogs and like to take
00:54:31them and walk some parks and play happy fucking families.
00:54:33I don't care.
00:54:34Why would I care?
00:54:35Why did you tell me this after spending ten hours with me?
00:54:44Did you feel sorry for me because I said that I wanted to chop my dick off or something like
00:54:47that?
00:54:47No, no, it's not bad.
00:54:49I just didn't find the right moment.
00:54:51I'm sorry.
00:54:52Great.
00:54:54Fucking great.
00:55:00And how is he?
00:55:01He's okay.
00:55:05He's okay.
00:55:07Isn't that great?
00:55:09But if that's love, then I don't want anything to do with that.
00:55:12Thank you very much.
00:55:13Let's say the relationship is more open to him than for me.
00:55:17And what does that mean?
00:55:18That means he wanted an open relationship.
00:55:21As you were saying before, because he needs to fuck around all the time.
00:55:26And I'm cool with it as long as he loves me.
00:55:30But I don't need to fuck around.
00:55:33Okay.
00:55:33So you're happy with him being able to fuck anyone he wants to and still loving you while
00:55:37you don't get to fuck anyone else and you love him.
00:55:39Why don't you just fuck more people?
00:55:41Because I'm okay fucking just him.
00:55:43Really?
00:55:44What about the other way around?
00:55:45Are you happy with that?
00:55:46That he gets to fuck random people?
00:55:50I accept his rules, okay?
00:55:52I need to trust him.
00:55:54Oh, wow.
00:55:56You accept his rules.
00:55:57You need to trust him.
00:55:58I'm not the best person about knowing about relationships, but I know trust doesn't work
00:56:01like that.
00:56:02You trust because you just trust, not because you need to.
00:56:06Like, way, way back in the day when we were living in caves still, everyone was polyamorous.
00:56:10Everyone just fucked around with everyone, and that was just the way that it was.
00:56:14The only reason why it stopped is because of STDs on the rise killing people off.
00:56:18So if you look at it, back in the past, our basic function was just to fuck everyone,
00:56:22just like most animals.
00:56:23Yeah, and this is bullshit, you know?
00:56:26Okay, I agree with you that we are polyamorous by nature, but it's not about health.
00:56:32We live in the monogamous world, okay?
00:56:33Because of religion.
00:56:34Religion claimed the traditional family.
00:56:37Religion?
00:56:37Yes, religion.
00:56:38Okay, what about Muslims and Mormons?
00:56:40Yeah, okay, bullshit right again there.
00:56:41Okay, one man fucks ten women.
00:56:44Tell me, did these women chose polyamorous conditions?
00:56:47And anyway, I understand our nature, but I cannot accept it.
00:56:50You know why?
00:56:51Because I was raised in a fucking traditional family.
00:56:54Yeah, where happiness means two people together.
00:56:57So simple as that.
00:56:58And then I have all my friends, you know, sexually free, having free sex or live that shit.
00:57:05And there am I, here, feeling different.
00:57:08And then I have Klaus, okay?
00:57:10Klaus is my boyfriend.
00:57:11Oh, great.
00:57:12And he wants an open relationship, so why not have it?
00:57:15You know, I'm gay, so I should, right?
00:57:19Because it's super cool to have an open relationship.
00:57:22It's, everybody has it.
00:57:24So if I'm not doing this, I'm the fucking weirdo.
00:57:27And this is, and then, I don't know.
00:57:29I don't know why I'm lying to myself.
00:57:31If you don't want to do it, then just don't do it.
00:57:33Yeah, okay, why don't you just cut off your dick with a knife then?
00:57:35It's so easy, right?
00:57:42You know, call me stupid, but I didn't expect this.
00:57:50I'm sorry, I just started to believe it, you know?
00:57:54Fucking fool.
00:57:55So did I.
00:57:59I have an idea.
00:58:12I have an idea.
00:58:42So, what do you want from life?
00:58:53Ooh.
00:58:55It's a deep question.
00:58:57I mean, it goes far down.
00:59:00It's a little jump, you know?
00:59:06I don't know, I guess...
00:59:08I guess I want to be able to see my family
00:59:11and know that it's not the last time I'm going to see them.
00:59:18I want to be able to sit with the worst posture in the world
00:59:22and not have to worry about my back in 30 years.
00:59:29And I guess I also want to be able to, like,
00:59:32spend money without worrying about winning out.
00:59:36It's always been the plus.
00:59:38I don't have to worry about worrying.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:42It's dead.
00:59:43It's dead.
00:59:43Calm down.
00:59:44It's just my alarm clock.
00:59:46Fuck.
00:59:47Why is it so fucking loud?
00:59:50Why is this?
00:59:51What's wrong with this?
00:59:52It's so bad I missed my flights.
00:59:54Yeah, I mean, we have phones nowadays.
00:59:56Yeah, I have a tendency to lose my phone,
00:59:58so I bought this.
00:59:59It's big, it's ugly, and I never lose it.
01:00:00BB Bloxberg.
01:00:01What's wrong with BB Bloxberg?
01:00:02You're fucking kidding me.
01:00:03Nothing wrong with that.
01:00:04You know, if I would be a thief,
01:00:06I would return it straight away.
01:00:07That's the point of it, you know?
01:00:09It's meant to be like that.
01:00:11Oh.
01:00:26It'll be me soon, I guess.
01:00:30It'll be me soon, I guess.
01:01:00It'll be me soon, I guess.
01:01:09So, um, this is it.
01:01:17Time's up.
01:01:19Well, I have to be at the airport in three hours, so...
01:01:23Hmm.
01:01:30Do you want to see my apartment?
01:01:39Really?
01:01:42Oh, that's...
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:50Usually I would say yes, and it wouldn't even be a question, but...
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55You know?
01:01:56Mm-hmm.
01:02:04I can show you my kitchen.
01:02:07Photos.
01:02:10Give you a massage.
01:02:12Massage.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:29Okay.
01:02:32Mm-hmm.
01:02:33Mm-hmm.
01:02:34Mm-hmm.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:36Ew.
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