Ranking Men by MEAT SIZE (No Diddy)(1080P_60FPS)
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00:00women rank men by dong size this just dropped imagine being casted on this and a chick puts
00:07you at the bottom and then what if it's regular size so it's like yeah what if someone doesn't
00:12have a big and then someone says oh you have big energy yeah i do yeah i do have big energy
00:18how many different brands of lube do you own what lube lube doesn't like like oh i mean i
00:25have like engine oil or oh that kind of lubricant oh i see um i i don't get it uh
00:32this is crazy my experience with men is little to non-existent i grew up in a traditional indonesian
00:46muslim household so that whole no sex before marriage thing has stuck with me through and
00:50through so i was a sexual health researcher for many years and i actually left that to start
00:56coaching for the last eight years i have been focused every single day on helping men to get
01:00better in bed and overcome those issues i want to say that in my own personal life i think that i
01:07have been a really poor judge of penis size i'm going to be looking for nose size because that's
01:13one of the only biometrics that's actually uh correlated to us all immediately from outside
01:19and then yeah i think i'm going to be just looking for how they carry themselves
01:23i just have to need them to walk i need a catwalk too that is not true
01:28why the are you lying
01:30i really want you guys to walk for me do a little strut for us damn girls we can tell by that
01:44oh this is a confident oh oh period okay now diddy who do you think has the smallest and the biggest
01:52asian brother at the asian brother at the end
01:54i'm gonna go brown jacket smallest oh this is just going off of just what they're wearing and
02:02stance and just how they look i think largest i'm gonna go with the guy with the white button up
02:07yeah i'm going white button up or i'm going for the gay man in the pink suit
02:11okay but he came in with the most confidence
02:15he gave us a hey ladies oh you got the cool walk ah damn imagine and you try to walk and you're like
02:23we chest out he also has a big nose
02:27yeah yeah oh
02:29okay
02:32he did he did this at the end of the catwalk
02:36okay
02:38yeah right okay he's nervous guys he's on set with the cameras he's not used to it
02:45i don't even want to cook him but like he cooked himself
02:47you know he did he cooked it for him
02:49oh yeah they're high
02:52giving small energy yeah they balled down in one of those shoes
02:56hmm because it's heavy because it's heavy that's right i get that yeah yeah
03:03oh oh period oh
03:07slay and the reverse
03:11holy
03:12you really
03:14wow
03:15okay if he doesn't have it he takes the biggest
03:21if he doesn't have it he takes the biggest
03:24what did you say we're all celebrating for the biggest
03:31oh
03:33oh
03:34oh
03:36to the time big
03:37how'd this go oh he up there for sure he up there for sure can you guys put your hands
03:45out oh whoa hand sizes okay okay
03:49oh you did your hands
03:52give me nail beds
03:53yeah i love this
03:55yeah okay all these shoes sizes you definitely have the biggest
03:59we already know that that's not a correlation but i feel like we should just note it
04:03i want to move actually both of them a little bit higher
04:05yeah i want to move khaki jacket
04:07with the black shirt yeah i want to move you down
04:09i would switch you two
04:11yeah i would switch you two
04:13oh yeah absolutely yeah
04:14i feel like you guys have to switch
04:16because it was like kind of a stiff walk
04:18how are you feeling about pink
04:20here
04:22hey sisters
04:22i think he's he's at the top
04:24not at the top
04:25the summer at the top
04:25two three and four i feel like i might reorder
04:29why do you put white shirt at the bottom
04:30i don't know i feel like because he's so
04:32i'm room friends because he's the shortest
04:34they just think
04:35i'm actually bigger but y'all really playing me right now
04:37okay do you want to switch this year's up
04:38i don't know i make i maybe
04:39okay you can move there
04:41nah that age your brother gotta get the bottom
04:43i think i'm as confident as you can be able to
04:46yeah
04:46i don't hate it
04:51uh-oh
04:52okay so i want to know how important you think foreplay is
04:56or how important for you
04:58well this asian brother didn't got an answer
04:59is foreplay
05:00um i think it's very important aspect you know
05:02like uh of of of in a course
05:05darius
05:05holy shit darius
05:07okay now that they're talking
05:08darius you're killing me dude
05:09darius i voted you to the top dude
05:11darius could still have the meat missile
05:13but are you fumbling on an easy question
05:15um i think it's very important aspect you know like uh
05:18of of of
05:20that you um you had
05:21of of in a course you know
05:23you know i'm saying you know you want to get to know each other
05:25you want to feel comfortable around each other
05:27things like that so like so you guys are willing to
05:30okay is that special needs or what is that
05:32how is jj fish
05:33there's nothing else better on this way
05:36man he's got something
05:37probably other things like whipped cream or whatever
05:40and just
05:40and just
05:42you never done that
05:43and then once you guys feel comfortable you know
05:45you guys guys do the d
05:48uh foreplay huh yeah i i uh enjoy foreplay feel play is a great way to get to know
05:54someone to see how they think what they like their preferences and i think um yeah i like uh
06:02gameplay like i carry a suitcase of board games with me wherever i go
06:06no no no no it's a play i like to see how people have fun and how they laugh
06:12Is he a troll?
06:14What was that?
06:16They thought he said game play.
06:18He doesn't know what that is.
06:20I was like, I don't know where this answer is going.
06:22And then he was like, but also whipped cream.
06:24You know, if my partner is comfortable and in the mood,
06:26like it puts, you know, everyone in the mood
06:28and if they're comfortable.
06:30What is this cast?
06:32Okay, those three can just stay.
06:34Those three can just stay there.
06:36This is like the dinner for schmutz.
06:38Jubilee knows what they're doing. They got a casting director.
06:40Every episode I always be like, this guy got autism or something.
06:42I think it's extremely important.
06:44You don't want your lover to feel
06:46like it's a transactional sort of relationship.
06:49And it's like the most fun part too.
06:51I would switch Israel and Eric.
06:52Cap.
06:53Cap.
06:54Most fun.
06:55I would say for sure foreplay is important to me
06:57because my number one, like love language is physical touch.
06:59He knows who that is.
07:00So I would say for sure.
07:01I like kissing all the...
07:02Experience.
07:03But I love foreplay.
07:04He's having a lot of sex.
07:05How important it is for his lover though.
07:07Oh.
07:08Bitch.
07:09I would move Darius up another one.
07:14The whipped cream really...
07:15Yeah.
07:16Yeah, you really got that.
07:17Darius?
07:18Alright.
07:19You made that shit out of him.
07:20Bob, now we're here.
07:22I don't know, we're here.
07:24That was hard.
07:25What kind of car do you guys want?
07:27I drive a Camry.
07:28Got a CRV.
07:29I got a Volkswagen Jetta.
07:30Got a Toyota Prius.
07:32You know, like, you know, it helps saves on guys.
07:34And also it's just...
07:35Darius!
07:36What do you drive?
07:37Darius.
07:38What do you drive?
07:39Darius.
07:40I didn't ask about the gas mileage.
07:41I didn't ask for the Kelly Blue Book statistics.
07:43Oh shit.
07:44From what I've heard, the bigger the wing on the car...
07:47Is she on the dildo?
07:48That was a cucumber.
07:49I thought it was a cucumber.
07:51Raise your hand if you exercise three times a week or more.
07:55Oh.
07:56Wow, okay.
07:57I call Cap on him.
07:58I call Cap on him.
07:59No, dude.
08:00Do you have a partner?
08:01No.
08:02No?
08:03Once.
08:08That guy's living in an anime.
08:10No.
08:11No.
08:12No?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Situationship.
08:15Oh, go to the front.
08:17Go to the front.
08:18Cause you playing with that girl's feelings.
08:20How many different brands of lube do you own?
08:24What?
08:25Yo.
08:26I already know.
08:27Just one?
08:28Zero?
08:29One?
08:30One?
08:31Oh, I mean, I have like engine oil.
08:33Oh, that kind of lubricant.
08:34Oh, I see.
08:35Nah, he's trollin'.
08:36Nah, he's not trollin'.
08:37Nah, he's socially awkward.
08:40He doesn't know how to interact in social settings.
08:43He don't worry about sex.
08:44Do you guys think that you make your partner finish every time?
08:46Or how big are you about caring about sex?
08:48Stop, don't ask.
08:49I don't think none of these questions help at all.
08:51But I know sometimes they might not be, so, you know.
08:54No.
08:55You guys think dicks are awful lovers?
08:57Because they're just like, well, I'm packing this.
08:58I don't really need to try.
09:00I mean, I try to focus on the person I'm with more.
09:03Cause that's how I make sure that they're enjoying my company.
09:05He's never had sex.
09:08I think sexual chemistry is like, with different people.
09:13The question is no how.
09:15So with some people, I would say yes.
09:17What does this have to do with the size you got?
09:19I think it was honest, yeah.
09:20I guess that's what you got.
09:21Are you still in contact?
09:22Yeah.
09:23I've gotten good reviews.
09:24I mean, I think it's important, but...
09:25But?
09:26I think it's sometimes, not every time.
09:28Darius, every time, huh?
09:29I mean, you could say that.
09:31Ugh, yeah!
09:32Move up the ranks, Darius!
09:34Go to one!
09:35Go to one, Darius!
09:36I hope.
09:37I hope so.
09:38Don't try to be humble.
09:39Hey, that's your guy.
09:40You guys picked him.
09:41That is my boy.
09:42You know what I'm saying?
09:43If your last sexual partner were in this room right now, how would they describe their experience
09:49with you?
09:50I would say that the previous relationship, she would be...
09:52She was the one always to initiate it, to always be like, what are you doing?
09:56Even if I'm working.
09:57So I would assume she was pretty much satisfied every time.
10:01I think a good question might be like, what would your past partners say about your performance?
10:09Or like, how do you feel about even your own size or something?
10:13Something that's alluding directly to the thing.
10:15Right, yeah.
10:16Talking about like, what's your favorite sneaker brand?
10:19What does masculinity mean to you?
10:21Like, we all thought that...
10:22I'm being sure, like, the majority of society thought that masculinity is, you know, be tough,
10:27you know, like, don't cry, don't do anything like that.
10:29But like, but the way I perceive masculinity is that, you know, you're like, you're a man
10:34and you're not, you're not afraid to be who you are.
10:36Like, there are good masculinity, and there are toxic masculinity, you know?
10:41And I think, I think we have to do our best not to get our masculinity to be in a toxic side.
10:46I feel like masculinity and femininity are, I mean, they are like, constructs of like,
10:50how society determines what makes a man, what makes a woman.
10:53And it goes beyond like, our genitals, our physical appearances.
10:56I feel generally just traits that any human, regardless of masculine or feminine, should have,
11:01is just being kind of compassionate and empathetic.
11:04I don't think it matters at the end of the day.
11:06Like, whatever it kind of PR'd, rehearsed, hoopla was in.
11:11What are you talking about?
11:12I think masculinity too is like a spectrum, just like gender.
11:16So like, it doesn't necessarily relate to the gender.
11:19I think it's just kind of a way that your culture shapes you.
11:23Yeah, cause I grew up in a Hispanic household.
11:25So they're like, we want our men to be like very macho men and everything like that.
11:29And like, I try to stray away for that because that to me is like, more leaning towards like,
11:33tossing masculinity, not saying that.
11:35Alright, alright, we're gonna have to skip through this.
11:37When there's an emergency or there's someone breaking into your house or something,
11:40you want a masculine person to be there to-
11:43Step up to the plate.
11:44Step up to the plate and help you.
11:46Cause now being tough and macho and think is bad.
11:48Nah, bro.
11:49When shit's going down, you want that person.
11:51I don't want to stray away from being tough.
11:54No, being tough is bad, bro.
11:56Right, damn.
11:57Being strong and tough is bad.
12:01And number seven, we have Israel.
12:05Oh, you guys are right.
12:08Brown jacket.
12:09In number six, we have Nolan.
12:13In number five, we have Andrew.
12:18What?
12:19Oh.
12:20Andrew.
12:21You're gonna surprise him.
12:22What?
12:23Ain't no way.
12:25Ain't no way.
12:26The rankings.
12:27Four, we have Chai.
12:29Okay.
12:30Huh.
12:31Three, we have Darius.
12:35Darius.
12:36Darius.
12:37I'm still in the top three.
12:39Oh, you're right.
12:40That's all.
12:41That's all.
12:42All right, Darius.
12:43That's funny.
12:45That's funny.
12:46We have Xander.
12:49And number one, we have Toby.
12:52Whoa.
12:53Top three, though.
12:54All right, Toby.
12:55Tell me the top three.
12:56One inch.
12:57One inch.
12:58Two point five inches.
12:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:01Whoa, give me a minute.
13:02Hold on one second.
13:03Yeah, I didn't know they were doing a number reveal.
13:04One inch.
13:07He said that like he just won a medal.
13:09One.
13:10One inch.
13:11Now, is that hard?
13:12That's soft.
13:13No, no, it's soft, soft, soft.
13:14Okay, so, okay.
13:15He's a grower.
13:16He's a grower.
13:17I spoke too soon.
13:18The way they make him save the inch amount.
13:21One inch.
13:22Top one.
13:23One inch.
13:24That's tough.
13:25That's tough.
13:26That's tough.
13:27Like, I'm not even trying to like.
13:28It's tough.
13:29It's tough.
13:30It's tough.
13:31Three inches.
13:32Three point two inches.
13:33Four inches.
13:34Four and a half inches.
13:35Six and a half inches.
13:36Soft.
13:37Big.
13:38In the moment, we have all ten waiting for us.
13:41Here we go.
13:42We're going to reveal.
13:43Six and a half, soft.
13:44Okay.
13:47And we didn't really measure it like.
13:49Yo, what the .
13:51Seventh place in our smallest slot.
13:54Stop.
13:55This is where it all matters.
13:56This is where it all matters.
13:58Chai.
14:00Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:02I guess that's a shard.
14:03Okay.
14:04That's awesome.
14:05He patted him on his back.
14:06Damn.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Aha.
14:09We were right about the last two.
14:10We were right about six and seven.
14:12We have Xander.
14:13Wow.
14:14Xander.
14:15That's awesome.
14:16We were way wrong.
14:17No.
14:18I think you were right.
14:19Yeah.
14:20In number four, we have Nolan.
14:21Period, Nolan.
14:22Hey, that's what they said from the jump.
14:23We were right, right?
14:24Yeah.
14:25I told y'all.
14:26I knew y'all were my top three.
14:27In number three, we have Andrew.
14:28Period.
14:29Oh my God.
14:30Who is it?
14:31Darius swoops up right here.
14:32Darius going number one.
14:33Number two, we have Toby.
14:34Darius.
14:35Darius.
14:36Darius.
14:37Darius.
14:38I knew Darius was the winner.
14:39Yo.
14:40Look at him.
14:41I did not see that coming.
14:42Darius is my man.
14:43Literally.
14:44In number one, we have Darius.
14:45Woo.
14:46Bless his heart.
14:47Wow.
14:48Gotta love Darius.
14:49Wow.
14:50Five inches.
14:51Wow.
14:52Nice.
14:53Oh, wow.
14:54They're here.
14:55See that?
14:56Five inches.
14:57Six inches.
14:58Nah, you didn't.
14:59Damn, one-inch gang went up.
15:00Can you go from one to six?
15:01I call cat.
15:02And is anyone genuinely believing that he's a guy?
15:04He's a guy.
15:05He's a guy.
15:06He's a guy.
15:07He's a guy.
15:08He's a guy.
15:09He's a guy.
15:10He's a guy.
15:11He's a guy.
15:12He's a guy.
15:13He's a guy.
15:14He's a guy.
15:15He's a guy.
15:16He's a guy.
15:17He's a guy.
15:18He's a guy.
15:19He's a guy.
15:20He's a guy.
15:21And is anyone genuinely believing that this 5'2 overweight Hispanic man is six and went
15:26from one to six?
15:27Sir, you're not fooling me.
15:28That's a superpower.
15:29D*** man.
15:30It's like he was nothing better.
15:42I'm the villain and I'm gonna drop you off the roof.
15:45And s*** like that.
15:46Please let me go.
15:47If not, I'm gonna call Batman.
15:49Batman is gone.
15:50Ain't nobody gonna save you lil bro.
15:52Oh no.
15:53What am I gonna do?
15:54What was that sound?
15:56It's a bird.
15:57It's a plane.
15:58It's d*** man.
16:00Wait.
16:01Isn't this the mother f***er that has that one inch d***?
16:03He's hard as f***.
16:09He's hard as f***.
16:10Six inches.
16:13Six point five inches.
16:16Oh.
16:17You asked for like two cooked cucumbers.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Seven inches.
16:21You know, I'm gonna say it with confidence.
16:23Eight inches.
16:25Eight point two.
16:27I was definitely surprised that I was the biggest.
16:29I have Asperger's so I would never like the most confident guy.
16:32Yeah we.
16:33Like so most people would say most people would.
16:35I wish he would have said the Asperger's thing at the beginning of the video.
16:37And a lot of the episodes they don't say what they have and clearly we know that some of these people have some.
16:41And I knew they have some.
16:43Don't say he has that.
16:44I'm like he blatantly does.
16:45Because you're gonna look at Darius through a different lens once you realize.
16:48Oh he has health purpose.
16:49Okay.
16:50I'm not gonna be saying what I'm gonna say.
16:52Big d*** though.
16:53Big d*** though.
16:54He has Paganow.
16:55I think that we unfortunately reinforced some stereotypes today.
17:01I think that was.
17:02Yeah women do.
17:03That's not something that I was hoping would happen.
17:06So I'm a little sad about that.
17:09We also have a really unrepresentative average here.
17:13You know average penis size is like four and a half to five and a half inches.
17:16Obviously men self-select.
17:19Studies are really flawed because when you have men self-report they tend to lie or exaggerate their size.
17:26Hopefully through our questions and answered people that were guessing along at home were surprised.
17:31Like hopefully we illuminated how your job, your life satisfaction, your relationships, even the lube in your.
17:38She's saying all that and all I'm thinking is.
17:40So what?
17:41I'm still a rock star.
17:43And then.
17:44And then.
17:45And then.
17:46And then.
17:47And then.
17:48And then.
17:49And then.
17:50Wait.
17:51So when they got hard.
17:53Did they have to measure themselves or did the Jubilee director have to walk in the back?
17:57No.
17:58The Jubilee director goes.
17:59Yeah.
18:00There it is.
18:01Like what?
18:02Damn.
18:03Do we care about what she's saying or.
18:04Not really.
18:05We got it.
18:06Do we care about what she's saying or.
18:07Not really.
18:08We got it.
18:09Do we care about what she's saying or.
18:10Not really.
18:11We got it.