Girl Teases Friend For Having Poor BF _
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00:00Could I get a cup of coffee?
00:02Move, Hobo.
00:04Hello.
00:05Hey.
00:09Amanda?
00:10Is that you?
00:12Corner?
00:14Wait, you two know each other?
00:16Yeah, I was in love with Amanda back in college,
00:19and, well, she was head over heels for me as well.
00:21What?
00:22I was never in love with him.
00:25Oh, come on.
00:26The tattoo on your butt should say otherwise.
00:30I'm sorry, what did I do?
00:32Oh, excuse me, I don't think I introduced myself.
00:34Connor or Larry?
00:36Oh, it's BAM.
00:37Pleasure to meet you, BAM.
00:40Oh, a real gentleman.
00:44Uh, let me help you pick this up.
00:46Oh, it's good.
00:48For your information, I removed the tattoo years ago,
00:53and now I see the reason.
00:55You're just a dirty hobo.
00:58Hey, what?
01:00Hey, I'm out of your mind?
01:04Why would you do that?
01:06What?
01:06He's a hobo.
01:08He needs to know his place.
01:11This is a fancy cafe,
01:13and he doesn't belong here.
01:15He's a human being, first of all.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:18First of all, he's a hobo.
01:20Who cares, anyway?
01:25What?
01:26Looks like some coins rolled down the counter,
01:29and I can't buy coffee now.
01:32Here.
01:34This should cover coffee and a dessert.
01:38I can pay you back.
01:39I just need to run down to my trailer.
01:41Really?
01:43He's not just a hobo.
01:44He's an elite hobo, because he has a trailer.
01:47Thanks, but it's not necessary.
01:51And actually, we really need to go.
01:52Wait, hold on, but I need to pay you back.
01:56How about a dinner tonight at 8?
01:59It's on me.
02:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:02Now we're going back to reality.
02:07One thing is to help hobo,
02:10but another thing is to go on a date with hobo.
02:18Deal.
02:20See you at 8.
02:21See you at 8, Pam.
02:23You crazy.
02:24Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
02:26Let's go.
02:32Pam, I saved a seat for you.
02:42Come on, sit down.
02:49What's going on?
02:52Well, I decided not to leave you alone
02:55and organize some kind of double date.
03:00Meet Dave, my new boyfriend.
03:02Nice to meet you.
03:05Yeah, whatever.
03:10Dave is a big shot in showbiz.
03:15He's in the town of filming some kind of blockbuster.
03:19Yes?
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:22And he's a director.
03:25Am I right?
03:27Yeah, something like that.
03:29And tell us, please, about your boyfriend.
03:43Well, I will do it by myself.
03:47Her boyfriend is a hobo.
03:49A hobo?
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:53Is this some kind of joke?
03:55Not at all.
03:57Pam is just a good Samaritan.
04:00Huh.
04:01Well, why date a hobo?
04:04Oh, let's talk about low self-esteem.
04:08By the way, where he is?
04:12Hmm?
04:15I don't know.
04:17Maybe he's busy.
04:19Of course.
04:21Of course he's busy with some kind of hobo business.
04:26I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.
04:30Or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner.
04:37A slow squirrel?
04:39Like, I just don't understand.
04:42Why date a hobo?
04:45This is what a real man should look like.
04:47Yeah.
04:49Expensive suit.
04:51Latest iPhone.
04:52Oh, the most valuable thing your hobo has is that 20 bucks that you give him.
05:05Oh, who finally decided to show up?
05:09This is a hobo I was talking about.
05:13Good evening.
05:15Mr. O'Larry, sir.
05:18I am so sorry.
05:20I will explain everything.
05:21O'Larry?
05:23Do you both know each other?
05:26Dave here is my assistant.
05:28Isn't it, Dave?
05:31Wait, assistant to hobo?
05:34Mr. O'Larry is not a hobo.
05:36He's the leading actor in a bloodbuster for filming.
05:40What?
05:41Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie.
05:44And I wanted to grab a cup of coffee and just didn't bother to change.
05:47But you didn't have money.
05:49Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.
05:55Come on, you live in a trailer.
05:58Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.
06:01Wait a second.
06:03You told me that you're a director.
06:07Well, to be precise, I said something like that.
06:14Okay, Dave, can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back?
06:20Stop, stop, stop, stop.
06:23That's not even your clothes!
06:27Oh, so you were too embarrassed to show us yourself, right?
06:31Maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem.
06:38Sir, I will return everything right away.
06:42No, no, no, Dave.
06:43I actually want you to return my clothes right now.
06:49You mean like right here?
06:52Yeah.
06:53Can you start with your pants?
06:56Yeah, definitely.
06:59Why not take off my trousers right in front of all those?
07:05Definitely, why not?
07:10Take off my pants right here in front.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:15That is so embarrassing.
07:16Here you are, sir.
07:34Hey, who are you?
07:36What are you doing?
07:36I'm sorry, you just look so delicious.
07:38I'm so hungry.
07:39But you cannot do like that.
07:41You want your back?
07:42Oh, no, thank you.
07:44Take it.
07:45Where do you think you are?
07:49Hey.
07:52Hey!
07:53Hey, people!
07:54Hey!
07:57Hey, do you hear me?
08:01One, two, three, four, five.
08:04One, two, three, four, five.
08:06No.
08:15What is that?
08:19Will you marry me?
08:20What?
08:21No!
08:22No, you crazy!
08:23Wait, wait, wait.
08:25Come on, why not?
08:27Really?
08:29Really, why?
08:30Have you seen yourself?
08:32Where did you even get that?
08:33Did you steal it from someone?
08:34No.
08:34No.
08:34No.
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08:43No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:48A gift for Mr. Johnson's fiancÊe.
08:54Fian... who?
08:55No.
08:57Is it yours?
08:58Yeah.
08:58Who are you?
08:59Don't judge the book, but it's cover.
09:02Wow.
09:03Oh, is this some kind of prank?
09:05No.
09:06Just a small silly joke, only to play.
09:10Oh, joke, play.
09:11So, okay.
09:13Is it a game that you, rich people, play?
09:16I don't like it.
09:17I don't get it.
09:18I'm not a toy, you cannot buy me.
09:20It's not a game.
09:21I have about a month to live.
09:23Doctors say I'm dying.
09:25I don't want to die alone and, well, I never had a wife.
09:28No wonder why.
09:30Come on.
09:31Once I'm gone, everything's gonna be yours.
09:33My house, eight cars.
09:35Come on.
09:37It's not gonna be so bad.
09:39What do you say?
09:43Come on.
09:45We'll be fine.
09:49Oh, whatever.
09:50No, no, no, no, no, no kisses.
10:02Okay.
10:03Okay.
10:20You're dinner, right?
10:21Yeah
10:22No kisses, huh?
10:22Right.
10:27hello excuse me who are you well i'm a doctor i'm raised doctor may i uh oh yeah of course
10:46thank you so much charles dear friend what brings you here well i came here to wish you a happy
10:52birthday well old dog you're about six months late from now on today is your second birthday there you
10:59go what do you mean i don't understand listen to cut the long story short uh we mixed up the tests
11:09and it turns out that you are perfectly healthy
11:12come on get out of here man don't do this listen we repeated the test twice
11:22and there's nothing there no illness you're fit you're healthy congratulations roy
11:30come on it's the first day of the rest of your life yeah i guess it's a wonderful news oh my gosh
11:38kate is everything okay no no everything is not okay i'm here because because you're dying
11:54that's the only reason i'm here well yeah i thought that's the case but you heard the
11:58dark i mean i'm fine it's it's a great news great for you but not for me i've been here for a month
12:07cleaning cooking pretending to be your wife and now you don't need me you're just kicking me off i mean
12:17i was pretending just to wait you're dying and then to get all of this and i don't think i better get going
12:27i think i should leave wait come on we've been great last month we had the best time ever
12:42no no yes and we have so much in common no
12:52come on come on last month was amazing and we're great together you know it
13:05i've been pretending
13:07i've been pretending to be your wife and i and i pretended to enjoy talking to you
13:21i hate you i hate you i hate you come on kate kate kate wait
13:33hey wait hey it's real what yeah take it you earn it fair and square it's yours
13:41money money yeah you deserve it you give me money
13:52okay
13:54so i just can't take it and go right if that's what you really want yeah
14:03okay
14:04kate wait listen so now that you got your money and i don't own you anything um
14:21would you consider marrying me again this thing for real
14:26for real come on you enjoy being my wife a little bit
14:37yes yeah
14:43i really enjoy them
14:50whoa whoa
14:51oh congrats buddy you won the bat come it's not a good time please go now come on man come tom not
15:00now please the bag what about bag he's just being silly tom please not now why hide it listen
15:06we bet if love could be bought and he won he bought to you
15:14i don't understand what about the doctor and the illness that was all the show the doctor is an actor
15:20my friend my friend here is your thousand dollars you want it so i was just uh
15:30chip came for you no it's not like this cake it started with a stupid bed but then i get to know
15:35you and i felt for you okay you and me it's real this is real i don't believe you i don't believe
15:42a word you say come on you know what
15:50i don't need your stupid money i don't need your stupid ring and i don't need you
16:02whoops looks like i really messed it up huh
16:12oh sorry yeah yeah i believe i owe you a hot dog
16:20why what do you want from me you've been following me for a week wait come on okay
16:26i know i blew it with all these games and bets but you gotta admit last month was pretty awesome
16:33and i think we're great together and i really want us to give it a shot
16:36so what do you say can you give me a second chance please
16:47as my husband you should know i don't like ketchup and hot dogs
16:51okay i'm definitely gonna work on that
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