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00:00I know, mate, there's something to come up.
00:17That will break ground in a day, max two.
00:20Don't worry, I'm on it.
00:22Stand on, mate.
00:25Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:30Oh, it's a shame I've got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:33Oh, what, I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman.
00:36I've got an inside man.
00:38Hello, chaddy boy. Bill. Honey.
00:42Diddy. Fancy a cuppa?
00:44No, I'm good.
00:49Still playing happy families, then?
00:52Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked. For now, anyway.
00:56I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
01:00You all right?
01:03Me and you better get off of it.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Thanks.
01:08Thanks for the party.
01:09See you.
01:10See you.
01:10Well, I'll leave you two to round 1,200, shall I?
01:20Ding, ding.
01:21Fight, sir.
01:28Well, how'd you get on?
01:30We need to talk about Benji.
01:34Hey, look, whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, OK?
01:37All right, just give her a chance, yeah?
01:39I have to give her both barrels yesterday. She deserves it.
01:42All right?
01:43OK.
01:43OK.
01:50Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
01:56This is non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea, but I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad, so just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, OK?
02:05And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford. Don't let the hygiene rating put you off, because that's guide, not gospel.
02:14Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning is going to get you off the hook?
02:19Look, I know I went off on you yesterday, but it's because you really hurt me, Mum.
02:24I know I ain't been the best, Mum, but I love you more than anything in this world.
02:30I was stupid.
02:31You know what? I was just... I was trying to protect you.
02:37I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:41Just... just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:45Yeah, you was being stupid, but you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
02:52And I... I don't regret making that complaint.
02:57I just need some space. That's all.
03:00Yeah. Space from talking about it, thinking about it, space from you two asking me every two minutes if I'm OK.
03:07All right. Yeah.
03:09Why don't you have your mates around tonight?
03:12Yeah? Amy, that... that expat mate of yours, whoever.
03:16We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
03:18A sober laugh, without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:21If space is what you need from all of this, space from us, then... then have it.
03:31We just want you to be happy. Yeah? That's all.
03:36I can only push the work back a day. So you need to get him round in now, and we make him an offer he can't refuse. It's the only way.
03:48We know where she's buried. We don't need someone else. We can do it ourselves.
03:54He killed that girl. It's his mess. And too many people know too much as it is.
03:59We offer him 60 grand, and bracelet or no bracelet, he won't risk her getting found.
04:04Look, I told you we could fix this, as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:08So are you listening? Why am I walking away?
04:11Make the call. Clear the safe for the deposit. I'll sort the rest.
04:27It'll be ready for tomorrow. Great, there's the keys.
04:30A beautiful car for a lovely lady. Oh, thank you.
04:35As smooth as you like, coach. I love it.
04:38I didn't even talk about her eyes. She had coffee. Don't want to get burnt.
04:43Are you ever going to let that go?
04:46Right, then. Now that the apprentice is the master, I was wondering if I could buy you a cuppa.
04:52And then you could help me out with Gina.
04:55Oh, I told you we shouldn't mix our drinks.
04:58I paid for them heaters this morning.
05:00Well, it was a good night.
05:01Oh, a very good night from what I remember.
05:08Right. I'll catch you later, then.
05:11Hey, what are you doing later? Do you, like, fancy grabbing some food or something?
05:16I can't tonight. I've been swerving this one for a week.
05:20It really takes catches to Felix, I'm afraid.
05:23Why don't you try again tomorrow?
05:25I mean, who knows? You might get lucky.
05:27Again.
05:28There you are, son.
05:32There we go.
05:34Look, I know that I'm asking for a lot, all right?
05:38I was just thinking that you could, you know, talk me up a bit to Gina.
05:43I'd be my man on the inside, you know?
05:47Coach, this ain't a bet to me, mate.
05:49Yeah?
05:50You had your Molly Foy back home, right?
05:53Well, I had someone like that, too.
05:54Shireen, Shireen, I told you about her.
06:00Yeah, well, Gina, she's the first girl I've, you know, properly liked since her.
06:10I just thought you could help give me half a chance.
06:16Thank you, mate.
06:17Just make sure you're subtle, yeah?
06:20Subtle?
06:21Yeah.
06:21If Gina finds out you're my man on the inside, she will bury us both.
06:25Don't worry.
06:27I've got you back, mate.
06:28Cheers, coach.
06:33But you don't have to be here, you know.
06:35I can handle him.
06:43And there was me thinking it was just going to be us two gorgeous.
06:48Shame.
06:49Sit down, yeah?
06:52We've got a proposal for you.
06:54No, I think I'll stand, if that's all right with you.
06:57And just so as you know, I've let the right people know where I am.
07:04I know everything.
07:07So there are no secrets in this room now, OK?
07:11Everything, yeah?
07:13Look, 60 grand to move the body.
07:15There's no point dragging this out, is there?
07:16Well, you've got a day, till the team roll, and then we're all in trouble.
07:20So 60 grand for your freedom don't sound too bad to me.
07:23Our freedom?
07:26It's your missus going to be fighting for the top bunk, mate, not me.
07:30I know your connections.
07:32And that's why I'm being respectful here.
07:34But bracelet or no bracelet, you killed that girl.
07:37And they'll find your DNA, and you'll both go down.
07:40My old mum warned me about girls like her.
07:45Clearly yours didn't.
07:4860 grand's an insult, so let's say 150, shall we?
07:53That way all our secrets stay buried, right?
07:57Deal.
08:01I'll take 20 as a deposit, and the rest on completion.
08:06I'll be in touch.
08:09Lovely doing business again, gorgeous.
08:18There's these as well, yeah.
08:20Jesus.
08:20Now, Avani, what is this?
08:26Mocktail.
08:27Mocktail?
08:29I thought I was having a cocktail.
08:30What the hell?
08:33So you're telling me your mum invited us all round, even me, after I grassed her up?
08:39Yeah, I mean, I'm going to take my wins where I can.
08:41I might have long-term emotional damage, but at least I have a 3R tonight, so...
08:46Your mum's heart was in the right place.
08:48She cares about you.
08:49Yeah, I know.
08:51That's why tonight I am Angelic Avani.
08:53This halo is firmly on.
08:57What were you thinking?
08:59I just wanted it done with.
09:02And how are we going to get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him, Nick?
09:06You know the type of man Benji is.
09:09What do you think he's going to do?
09:10Let us pay him on the never-never.
09:12I will sort it.
09:13How, Nick?
09:14Just tell me how, because you heard what the man said.
09:16He told people where he was today.
09:19You know his connections.
09:21And if he disappears, he's only going to blow back on us.
09:26Maybe even the boys.
09:27I'll sell this place.
09:32All right?
09:32I'll sell it.
09:34And then he can have the money and we'll be done with it all.
09:36For good.
09:37This is Harry's place.
09:39This is his future.
09:40Oh, it's a bar, Teddy.
09:43What do you think's going to hurt him less?
09:45Shireen turning up dead, me going to prison or losing this place?
09:49Eh?
09:54Look, I'll open the safe and you see what you can scrape together, yeah?
09:58Let's get this done with.
09:59These bumbles are elite.
10:08You've got to try some.
10:09Right, I'll throw you something earlier on Baby Jury.
10:11Save more for us, mate.
10:13And listen, Avani, your mum, honestly, she's class.
10:19She's fit.
10:20So fit.
10:22No offence, no offence.
10:24Offence, take home.
10:26Look, go get that door for me, please.
10:27I stay at my mum's room.
10:29I make no promises.
10:31Come, let's get food.
10:33All right.
10:34Are you good?
10:35Yeah, man.
10:36What?
10:37I'm fine.
10:38I can go get you a plate if you need it.
10:41How's it going?
10:43Yeah, I mean, I haven't had a hammer pulled in me.
10:45That's what I say, good.
10:46Yeah, exactly, which is why tonight's going to be a chilled one.
10:49Oh, not too chilled, I hope.
10:50Oh, he's brought the goods.
10:52No, we are not drinking tonight.
10:54Who's we?
10:55I mean, I could do with a drink.
10:57Yeah.
11:00But this halo's too tight tonight.
11:02I like it, man.
11:03I don't know how you know what I'm saying.
11:04Oh, my goodness.
11:05Oh, my goodness.
11:07It's only short term.
11:16Lovely.
11:17I'll see you outside mine in 10, yeah?
11:18Oh, Billy tells me that your missus is still about.
11:25Shame you never took that bet.
11:27Yeah, I should have. I could do with the money.
11:30She has got herself in an hole.
11:33We're going to have to sell the bar.
11:36Must be a big hole.
11:38You don't want to know.
11:40Shame, because Harry's come into his home with that place.
11:44We ain't the Walton's, but he's brought us together.
11:46And I just hope selling it is worth keeping us together.
11:51Well, all I know is what I told myself when I sold it,
11:53but we're only bricks and mortar.
11:57Family comes first.
11:58And as long as you're putting your family first, that's all that matters, right?
12:04We take our way into where we can.
12:07I'll drink to that.
12:11I'll tell you what, I'm feeling old.
12:14Do you remember the house parties we used to throw?
12:16Back in the day.
12:17I mean, I don't remember too much, if I'm honest.
12:19Do you remember what you were like?
12:22Come on.
12:23What was I like?
12:26Oh, shut up and have a drink.
12:27Go on, let your air down.
12:29Count your macros tomorrow.
12:34Oh, look at that.
12:35Police academy on a night out.
12:37Lucky I didn't wear my granny pads tonight, isn't it?
12:39It's pretty amazing.
12:40I'll make you think of this.
12:41Yeah.
12:43I ain't making a thing.
12:44What are you doing now?
12:58Chickpeas.
12:59Bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better.
13:05Mind you, he does think that the government controls the weather, but it's worth a shot,
13:08isn't it?
13:09I've got to keep lean to reel Gina in.
13:11She's a tricky one, mate.
13:13Listen, I've got some bad news.
13:15Let me guess.
13:16It's you and Mum.
13:18Leave it out, Dad.
13:18Give it a week and you'll be golden.
13:20It's the bar.
13:22We might need to sell it.
13:25What?
13:25Why?
13:26It's complicated, all right?
13:29But it can't be helped.
13:31It's Mum, isn't it?
13:33She's in trouble.
13:35I thought you was just having words, but I should have known that she's got herself into something.
13:40Come on.
13:41I'm a big boy.
13:42Tell me what it is.
13:43Maybe I could help.
13:43You can't help, H.
13:45Not with this.
13:45All right.
13:50Well, you've got to do what you've got to do, isn't it?
13:53Look, I'm sorry, mate, but I just don't want you getting down on it.
13:57Keep your chin up, yeah?
13:58Give it a couple of years and we'll find something else out for you, eh?
14:03It's all right, Dad.
14:05It's not like it was really mine anyway.
14:09You want to know the truth?
14:12After everything happened with Shireen and that,
14:13I didn't want people to think I was hiding.
14:19And with my name above the door, it was like saying I'm here.
14:22You know?
14:23Nothing to hide.
14:27And if she ever turned up, she could find me.
14:33Stupid, isn't it?
14:36Nah.
14:37It ain't stupid.
14:40But maybe...
14:41Maybe we can...
14:43It's all sound crap for you, right?
14:56You boys are lightweights, aren't you?
14:59I had half of it.
15:00Yeah, don't worry.
15:01We can tell, mate.
15:02And so will Lily when she sees you.
15:04Right, right.
15:04We can't have a party without a spinner ball, can we?
15:06I am not kissing my brother and the odds are against me, so I'm out.
15:10Nah, come on, Hayes.
15:11I'm worth four to one shot, ain't I?
15:12Yeah, count me out as well.
15:14I don't want it to land on any of yous.
15:18Yeah, I'm out too.
15:19No, no.
15:20Come on, Tommy.
15:21Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:24Hey.
15:25You have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up.
15:28Wait, you seriously ain't kissed a girl before?
15:30Just shut up, yeah?
15:31All of you.
15:32All right.
15:34Chill out, mate.
15:40Feels a bit light to me.
15:42You'll be in in a minute with the rest.
15:43What, the bloke who thinks there's no secrets left in the room, right?
15:47You're only digging up one secret tonight.
15:50So you take the money and you keep your mouth shut.
15:55You're something else you are, girl.
15:57Oh, there he is.
16:01Your ears must be burning.
16:04You've got the rest.
16:05He's got work to do.
16:06You won't give us a minute, would you?
16:19Don't tell me you couldn't find ten grand, Ted.
16:23You've had watches worth more in your time.
16:25We can't sell this place.
16:26We've discussed this.
16:27We have to sell it, or...
16:29We can't sell it.
16:30It means too much to Harry.
16:32More than you know, I'll talk to Benji.
16:36I'll convince him to take less.
16:37No, you won't!
16:40We made a deal.
16:43Do you want me to go back to prison?
16:44Is that what you want?
16:46What, you want to be the poor, single dad with the evil ex-wife again?
16:51Is that it?
16:51I'm not going anywhere, Ted.
16:55Do you hear me?
16:57I did this for Harry.
17:00I did this for all of us.
17:03I'm selling this place for the sake of our family,
17:06because without me,
17:07we'd break into pieces.
17:09Have you got the money?
17:10Or not?
17:12I'm sorry.
17:25We got our choice.
17:26Listen, darling, do not worry.
17:45As soon as you're ready,
17:46the right man's just going to fall into your lap,
17:48just like me.
17:49And you'll be whispering sweet nothings,
17:50running your fingers through his hair,
17:52and making us so, so jealous.
17:54That's a day.
17:55Oi.
17:56Who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel of passion?
17:59Tell me about it.
18:00Look, look, all right?
18:01If it happens, it happens.
18:03You know, as long as he's nice and kind and...
18:05Six foot two, six-figure salary,
18:07and a bum, you can bounce a pancone off the leg.
18:11I wish you'd do that.
18:15Anyway, babe,
18:16did you serve Felix a plate or what?
18:19A plate of what?
18:20Don't ask me.
18:20Er, no, he's got a date tonight,
18:24so I'm guessing he still prefers a buffet.
18:26Well, his loss.
18:28And please remind me to boo him
18:29when he next has his wig on.
18:31Some people just aren't ready to settle down.
18:33But don't you settle for less than you deserve, eh?
18:36Both of you.
18:37Oh.
18:39Harry's ready to settle down.
18:41He's got short hair.
18:43I think he'll grow it.
18:44He's about six foot one, nearly.
18:47Um, I'm not sure about the pancone thing,
18:49but he likes cars, he's funny.
18:53He's ready to settle down.
18:55Listen, darling,
18:55I don't think Johnny's quite Harry's type,
18:57and my daughter, well,
18:58she's the only blonde who's not a cougar in this postcode.
19:01No, not them.
19:02But Gina...
19:04He thinks you have lovely eyes.
19:07Thank you for coming along.
19:20Look, I know you ain't my biggest fan,
19:22but this is an opportunity for you,
19:25even if it is just for revenge.
19:28She'll get offers,
19:29and I'll make sure she takes yours,
19:31for less than what you sold it for.
19:33But whatever you think of her,
19:34she's turned that place around,
19:36and it's making money.
19:37So that's a no-brainer for me.
19:39But there is one condition, though.
19:41You keep Harry on as licensee.
19:44Look, you can have final say on everything,
19:46and he won't even be there half the time.
19:48Just keep it at Harry's barn,
19:50and keep his name above the bar.
19:52He needs it.
19:54At the end of the day,
19:56we're family, right?
19:57And that has to mean something.
19:59As far as I'm concerned,
20:02Sharon, she's ancient history,
20:05and you can't help who you fall in love with.
20:10This, uh...
20:11This hole she's dug,
20:14how much does she need?
20:17A hundred grand.
20:18I can either buy the bar back,
20:24or I'll lend you a hundred grand.
20:28It's up to you.
20:30You paid that scumbag Reese's Delft,
20:32so I know you're good for it.
20:34You're right.
20:35You're right,
20:36you can't choose who you fall in love with.
20:38You can choose to do what's best for your family.
20:41So whatever you do,
20:42you put them boys first.
20:44Because
20:44when I've been a woman like that,
20:46there's always going to be more roles
20:48to dig her out of.
20:50And you don't want to end up being a lonely old man
20:52opening a shovel on your own, do you?
20:55It's up to you.
21:05No, mate, it's not a big deal.
21:07Some 40-year-old's a virgin,
21:08so they made a film about it.
21:09Just leave me alone.
21:13I remember being like you.
21:15It's scary even thinking about it.
21:17I'm scared.
21:17I'm not scared.
21:19I don't care what anyone thinks.
21:21Okay.
21:21Well, I did.
21:23I admit it.
21:25I just...
21:27don't want people taking the mick.
21:31Well, then, you know you've got the answer
21:32right in front of you, don't you?
21:33I ain't watching that.
21:35Oh, come on.
21:35Don't tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before.
21:37I was a lot younger than you when I first started.
21:41Look, if you ain't got the courage to, you know,
21:44try it out on goals in real life,
21:46then it's how you learn, ain't it?
21:46You've got to learn sometime.
21:47OK?
21:48Look, if you ain't got the courage to, you know, try it out on girls in real life, then
21:54it's how you learn, innit? And you've got to learn sometime.
21:58OK?
22:18No, don't worry.
22:21Right, my turn.
22:24Don't rush me.
22:27I'm gonna win anyway.
22:29Get in there!
22:33Oh, there you are. I was just schooling our youngest in how to play Queen of Arts.
22:38And as the Queen of the House, I always win.
22:41I've still got revising to do.
22:43Yeah, of course. I mean, you're never gonna make it as a card shark, so you might as well get that doctorate.
22:47Are you OK?
22:54Yeah, it's just, er, we can trust Benji to walk away, can't we?
23:04Yeah!
23:06Yeah!
23:07Just pay him his money and he'll keep his mouth shut.
23:11We'll never see him again.
23:13Look, tomorrow, this'll all be over.
23:18And we can start again, yeah?
23:21Don't worry.
23:23Oh, that'll be the offer I was waiting for. Queen of Arts strikes again.
23:30Hello?
23:32Look, I bet all the drug dealers and our bag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight.
23:49Alright, enough's enough.
23:51I think we're done.
23:53Now, come on, Priya. Let's go.
23:56Get off me. Do you know they're doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave?
23:59No, Priya. They're just having a run out. Yeah? Now, come on, it's time to go.
24:04No, it's time I introduce myself.
24:08Alright, boys, you having a good night?
24:11No, Priya, sorry about yesterday.
24:14Sorry. Don't look sorry.
24:16Been a long day, has it?
24:18Priya, come on. We need to go, yeah?
24:20You've only just got Nirvana's good side.
24:22I ain't going anywhere.
24:23You make me sick, you lot.
24:25Oh, big man, is it?
24:27Bullied at school, so now you want to take it out, women and children?
24:29You coppers are all the same, aren't ya?
24:31Oh, that's enough. Enough.
24:33I told you yesterday, we are just doing our job.
24:35Oh, your job? Your job? Is that what you call it?
24:37Priya, Priya, that's enough.
24:38Take her home, Ravi, will ya? Now.
24:40Whatever.
24:41Hi, you alright?
24:51Hey.
24:52So, I'm using my uncle to try and get in my pants.
24:55What, really?
24:57Never mind women, I need to give him a lesson on subtlety.
25:00Yo, what's wrong with ya?
25:01You know that he struggles with this stuff.
25:03What? He's smarter than all of us.
25:06I ain't using him, he's my mate.
25:08He was trying to do me a favour.
25:11Okay, so what's the plan?
25:12You're trying to get my family on side, aren't ya?
25:14Do you really think my dad's gonna be happy if I bag a blackmailer as a boyfriend?
25:17Alright, I told you I was sorry about that.
25:19Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I ain't gonna be your boss anymore.
25:23Yeah, my mum's in trouble, she's gotta sell up, so at least you won't have to deal with me at work anymore, eh?
25:28Okay. Well, you're not my boss, and all I have to do is put all your cheesy one-liners, so I wouldn't flatter yourself, yeah?
25:33This ain't a bet, you know. I ain't just trying to get in your pants. I like you. I like the way you carry yourself. I like that you don't put up with me. You know, being me. I just wanted you to like me too.
25:52And Kojo, well, I know you love him, so I thought he might sway ya.
25:59Would've been better off trying the ice thing, eh?
26:03Okay.
26:08Uh, one day. And I reserve the right to fry drinking your face if you mess it up, alright?
26:13Alright.
26:15Alright.
26:33Nice to see you again, gorgeous.
26:35Nice to see you again.
26:42Oh, no.
26:51Nicola Mitchell!
26:53That's who you want!
26:55Do you hear me?
26:57Nicola Mitchell!
26:58That's the one you want!
27:00Not me!
27:02Nicola Mitchell!
27:05Nicola Mitchell!
27:06No!
27:07No!
27:08No!
27:09No!
27:10No!
27:11No!
27:12No!
27:13No!