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00:00Okay guys, just this way. Now, here we are at the murder house, murder house, murder house,
00:14where the coma killer hatched his wicked plague. Now, just for an extra ten of your finest English
00:23pals, we can get his lover out for a cheeky picture. So, yes we can. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:32What the hell is going on? Look, it's Sonia. It's Bianca's podcast. It's gone viral. And after the
00:39Kim Florence have picked up, well, my followers, they want a grand tour. They want to see where it
00:43actually happened. Just get rid of them. Now. Well, I'll catch you in. Seventy-thirty. Sonia, it's not
00:50personal. It's just business. You know, I love you. Mum, what is it? Don't worry about me.
00:59Now, I heard you again in the night when I was feeding Julia. I, um, keep dreaming about
01:05him. You know, your grandma Dot would have said that's a visitation. Your dad checking in
01:12on you. I hope so. So, what's wrong with you? Your auntie Bianca. That's what.
01:24No refunds. Come on. Come on. That's ridiculous. Okay, okay, okay, what are you, okay, what,
01:30um, why have you got this way? Yeah? There's more. There's more. The garage. The garage.
01:34The garage. Hurry up. We're done again. We're gonna have to eat something at some point,
01:41Stacey. You're still just lying there. Staring at the ceiling.
01:46I wish I could stay in bed, would I? Oh, for goodness sake, Lily, she's depressed. What,
01:52with everything that's happened and then what's happened to your dad stall and you? You telling
01:56her that you wish that she was dead, that hasn't helped. I didn't mean it. Well, why can't
02:01you just walk up the stairs and open the door and tell her that? I'll have to go.
02:05To be honest, I had a better sleep in Reece's lock-up than on that setting last night. Oh,
02:16give it a rest. Well, you're lucky if it was just a few nights then, eh? Well, where am
02:19I supposed to go? Listen, Bea, I'm sorry, but it's a mad ass in there and it's just, it's
02:25just, I'm sorry. Bea, hold up. You heard, Kat, there is no room at the inn, darling, all right?
02:28It's Easter, not Christmas, you donut. Oh, well, how can I refuse you, Bianca, when you're
02:32being so nice? Right, boys, come on, for you, Cam, let's go. See you later.
02:36Oh, look, there's the woman that Cold World took hostage. Yes.
02:40And the one who survived to tell the tale. So, Bea, sell on to your fans. Well, technically,
02:45they're mine, but you know what I mean. I'm not interested. Go away.
02:50Rude. So, we're into next. I don't know. I'm soaring you.
02:56OK. OK. Um, so, we can exclusively take you to the, erm, Fox and Hare. This way.
03:05Yeah, follow us. Yeah. Where the killer got a final haircut. Just go and speak to Sonia
03:11again, yeah? Say sorry. I've done that. Have you really? Eh? Or is it through gritted teeth
03:17of all guns a-blazing? Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have done the podcast, not without her permission,
03:24and you know that. I mean, just swallow your pride and make it right. She said that we're
03:29not sisters anymore. I wish I had a pound for every time I said it to my sisters. She didn't
03:35need you. All right, darling. Oi. Can I help you, mate? No.
03:56I know. Look, I mean, it's a good thing, ain't it? Ruby leaving means that you'll have
04:12to hook for the fire. Me too. She took my brother. All I got left of my dad was because
04:19my mum made us stick to that stupid lie. Really? Have you got any more?
04:24No, that was the end of it. Can't you get some? I really need it right now.
04:30I haven't got any more money. Have you got any? No. What can we do?
04:40Erm, I mean, if you can get some money, I can put a call in. Yeah?
04:46Okay. All right. Cool. I'll see y'all. See y'all.
04:51Mum's got a tan already. She knows for no way she's using the fat of 50 I gave her.
04:56Well, her and your auntie will be on the cooking hallways. My, my words.
04:59You all right, Mum? Oh, hi. Hi, everybody.
05:02Ah, you look on as bright red as your mum's bikini lines, boy.
05:06Just ask the girl out. I mean, what's the worse hat can happen?
05:09Oh, I don't know. Getting dangled off a railway bridge?
05:12No. We've smoothed it all over with a pound of sauce.
05:15Yeah, but still, I find he's into alphas, you know? Tats, muscles, facial hair.
05:21I can't help you with tattoos, but muscles...
05:24No, that is a different matter.
05:27No offence, Dad, but I think I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.
05:31Well, I'll pretend I never heard that. Anyway, I'm not talking about me.
05:35I'll get your brother to train you, bulk you up.
05:38No, no, Harry won't help.
05:41No, boss. You leave him to me.
05:47We'll get bored eventually.
05:49But is this my life now?
05:51Rhys Colwell's ex.
05:53People wanting to gawp at me every time I step out the front door.
05:57And what about the baby?
05:59You know, how much is this going to impact on her growing up?
06:02Constantly in his shadow.
06:03Mum.
06:04I just...
06:05I don't see anything to this, you know that?
06:07Oh, this is all I need now.
06:10Phil, you can't ignore her forever.
06:16What part of never come back did you not understand?
06:18Jean, the bacon's burning.
06:25Winston!
06:26Hip-up's ready!
06:28No, you...
06:29You can't serve it like that. It's boon.
06:31It's crispy!
06:32It's meant to be like that.
06:33Perfectly fine.
06:35It's...
06:36It's on us.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Very nice.
06:39You want this sausage, bop?
06:40Yeah, please.
06:41Yep.
06:45Not the usual girl.
06:47No.
06:48But you as your girl's decided to stay in bed all day.
06:51No.
06:52It feels...
06:53It feels to me much better, but, um...
06:55I still have bad days.
06:57Couldn't get him out of the house or something.
06:59What a pair, eh?
07:01It's not funny.
07:03It's stupid.
07:07Hey.
07:08Our source is down there, and that's not something else for you.
07:15Take a break, Jean.
07:17We've found you bankrupt us with all the food freedom of this giveaway.
07:28Uh, yeah, just another eight, please.
07:30Thanks.
07:31Bye.
07:32Avani!
07:33Did you not hear me calling after you?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Hey.
07:40What's happening, you two?
07:42Just trying to get my friend back.
07:43But I ain't interested in having fake friends, so do one, grass.
07:47Avani!
07:48What?
07:49I mean, you ain't any better either.
07:50I told you that I didn't want what happened reporting, but you went and done it anyway.
07:55Now this nightmare's just gonna go on and on.
07:58Avani!
07:59Those police!
08:00It happened to you.
08:01It happened to me.
08:02Okay?
08:03It was my decision.
08:04Now both of you, leave me alone.
08:09Bit of a hot head, that one.
08:11I don't know where she gets it from.
08:13Hmm.
08:18I've got an idea.
08:23Oh, thanks for that, Son.
08:25You know, there's no water at Katz once, her lot of all been in there.
08:28Thank Bex, not me.
08:29Sonia.
08:30Have you seen this?
08:32Hashtag the coma killer.
08:34Photo of me.
08:35Our house in the background and these comments.
08:38That silly cow got herself into this mess.
08:40She put Rhys under pressure because she wanted a kid.
08:42They're blaming me.
08:43It's probably just some keyboard warrior.
08:45You know, one person that hasn't been out of his pit of a bedroom for the last three months.
08:50They've been at my door taking my photo.
08:52Now I've got a baby in here, I don't even know if it's safe to stay.
08:55Of course it's safe.
08:56You're 100% sure on that, are you?
08:58I'll call the producer again and tell us to take it down.
09:00It's too late.
09:01The damage has been done.
09:03What can I do?
09:04How can I help to fix it?
09:06You've done enough.
09:08Now I'm gonna take Julia out for a walk and when I get back you better not be here.
09:18Fancy a donut to go without coffee?
09:21Oh, that's hilarious.
09:23Any news from your mates down the station?
09:24They're not my mates.
09:26Alright, and these things, they just take time.
09:28Well, can't you fast track it or something?
09:30Look, it don't work that way, does it?
09:31Well, make it work.
09:33Find out what's happening.
09:34I mean it.
09:39I really don't appreciate being ambushed.
09:41They're really struggling.
09:43Especially Ivani.
09:46Look, I really wish I could help.
09:48Alright, but it's out of my hands now.
09:50Actually, Dad, you can help.
09:53You said you're out tonight, yeah?
09:55Yeah.
09:59Sorry, no drivers just now, my friend, Mrs Gomez.
10:02Okay.
10:04Bye.
10:06Ah, she's been good as gold, thankfully, because the phones ain't stopped ringing.
10:09Right, there you go.
10:11Ain't even had my lunch yet.
10:13Cat's Cabs?
10:14No.
10:15Sorry, nothing had someone up for three-ish.
10:18Oh, it's no need to be rude, mate.
10:21Unbelievable.
10:24Why don't you go and have lunch?
10:26I'll come down the phones for a bit.
10:27You're 14.
10:28I'm nearly 15.
10:30And I've been in here loads with cash, you won't mind.
10:33I could do with extra cash.
10:35Oh.
10:36How much cash?
10:3850 quid.
10:39For half an hour.
10:4115 quid.
10:42Please.
10:44Charlie needs the extra summer clothes and...
10:47I feel bad asking Mum.
10:5030 quid.
10:5115.
10:5320.
10:57Any problems, call me, yeah?
11:13I think she's genuinely sorry, you know.
11:19It's too late.
11:21Is it, though?
11:22Really?
11:23Look, I know Aunty B did a stupid thing, but she didn't mean to hurt you.
11:26No, but she has.
11:27She has hurt me.
11:29And I can't forgive her, not this time.
11:30Well, he's wrong then.
11:31Hasn't he?
11:33Another thing Rhys has taken from you.
11:36Your own sister.
11:40Okay, so why don't you tell her what it was like being locked up all that time with that psychopath?
11:44Get lost, Kim!
11:45Will you just stop doing that?
11:47You thought you was gonna die there, didn't you, Bianca?
11:50Yeah, no food.
11:51Have to go to the toilet in the bucket.
11:52Now that's proper trauma.
11:53Please.
11:54But you know what?
11:55You got through it.
11:57And you are a survivor, Bea.
11:58Please, please.
11:59Just let me have it.
12:01I'm holding you pretty.
12:03No, all I want is a little selfie.
12:04I didn't want any of this.
12:06Leave her alone.
12:07Don't leave her alone.
12:08I'm calling the police.
12:09We ain't doing nothing wrong.
12:11Yeah, all right.
12:12You know what?
12:13Let's go.
12:14Yeah, let's meet her.
12:15Come on.
12:16Come on, come on.
12:20Julie, calm down.
12:21Focus when you're breathing.
12:23Let's get her inside.
12:28Hello.
12:32Well, you might like to know that young Lily stepped right up to the plate.
12:36Really?
12:37Yeah, she wanted to own a bit of cash to buy Charlie some new clobber.
12:40Didn't want to bother her mum, so she's currently manding the cap office.
12:44But she's only 14.
12:46She's altering the phones.
12:47Anyway, she said Cap wouldn't mind.
12:53Look, I know Lily said something stupid to Stacey.
12:57in the heat at the moment, but...
13:00I think maybe sometimes we forget that she's...
13:03she's just a kid, Minnie.
13:05You know?
13:08Is this your word telling me I should say sorry?
13:10I'm just being a stupid man.
13:22You know very well that was another panic attack.
13:27You know what I said the other day?
13:29About Tony and Whit.
13:30Well, that crossed the line.
13:32You've got nothing to apologise, boss.
13:37This is all on me.
13:39And like I said, I just really need it.
13:41No, just stop.
13:42Please.
13:43Please just stop.
13:45No, please.
13:48Listen, Bex is right.
13:49I mean, look at us.
13:52We're letting him win.
13:53We're letting him come between us.
13:56No.
13:58All right, no more.
14:00I am not gonna let that man destroy anything else in my life.
14:04It's done.
14:06It's over.
14:08Rhys can't hurt us anymore.
14:09No, we can't.
14:15We should celebrate.
14:17What?
14:19Celebrate what?
14:21You moving back in.
14:23Oh.
14:25That's a takeaway.
14:26And a bottle of wine.
14:29Why don't we just go out?
14:31We haven't been out in ages.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Let's do it.
14:37Oh.
14:40Hey, um, could I grab a tea?
14:42Please.
14:43All she can.
14:52I missed you at the funeral.
14:58I get it.
15:00I get it why you didn't come.
15:04So how are you doing?
15:05Look, listen, I, um, I'm gonna speak to Ruby when the dust settles and make sure that we see Roman soon.
15:15Look, I can't believe what she did to Dad's stall, but I wanna keep our little brother in our lives.
15:21So I'm just gonna have to suck it up, I guess.
15:23I have to go.
15:25I have to go.
15:26I have to.
15:27Wait, Lily.
15:28Lily, wait.
15:29Lily, have you been smoking weed?
15:34Where's Lily?
15:36She was, er, manning the place.
15:39What? Are you joking?
15:41Well, she said you wouldn't mind.
15:43She's just a kid.
15:45What's the matter with you?
15:49Where's my petty cash gone?
15:50She's gone.
15:55It's not what you think.
15:56I've just spent three months in Thailand.
15:58I know that smell.
15:59And I can see it in your eyes.
16:01You're stoned.
16:04Lily, talk to me.
16:08I just had one this morning.
16:10Just...
16:11I'll block everything out.
16:13Okay.
16:15Okay, so what?
16:16Or you're gonna get wasted every single day
16:18when you've got a little girl who needs her mummy.
16:24How do you cope?
16:27I'm not.
16:29Really.
16:31I'm just surviving.
16:33But I think back to Shaquille.
16:36My mum also talks about him.
16:38To Arthur about his uncle Shaquille.
16:41And I remember that it gets it a little bit easier.
16:44Day by day.
16:46But right now.
16:48With...
16:49With the drugs.
16:50Or the booze.
16:51Or whatever.
16:52You are just delaying it.
16:54Because the grief is gonna hit harder at some point, Lily.
17:01No, no.
17:02Not right now.
17:03Kat's money's gone missing.
17:04And, um...
17:05Well, he was the last one in the office.
17:06So, do you know who took it?
17:07Look, I'll talk about it later, all right?
17:13I've had to pay for it somehow.
17:15So you nicked the money.
17:17How much?
17:19Just under a hundred.
17:21But, um...
17:22I've already given some to Varney, though.
17:25For the...
17:30Which cat goes to the police?
17:31I wasn't even thinking.
17:33I forgot to sort this out.
17:34And how are you gonna do that, exactly?
17:38Right, I'm gonna give you the cash.
17:39What?
17:40To pay Kat back.
17:42But on one condition...
17:43...is you ditch the weed.
17:46Barn.
17:48Daddy can barely lift a toilet seat, let alone a dumbbell.
17:51I'm asking nicely, boy.
17:53But me and him?
17:54We'll be kicking lumps at each other in five seconds.
17:57Come on, I promise to help him.
17:58Build his confidence up.
18:00Get him a PT.
18:01And where do I find one of them?
18:02Right here.
18:04There you go.
18:05It's like the planet saw a lion in.
18:07See you later.
18:08See you, kid.
18:13You having a laugh, aren't you?
18:16Me and you, we've got to live on the same square, haven't we?
18:18Drinking the same boozer.
18:20Eating the same caf.
18:23I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.
18:25Yeah?
18:27Why do you want to help Mark Barney?
18:29Because he's a good kid.
18:31I like him and you said something about his confidence.
18:34Yeah, well that was a private conversation.
18:36Okay, look.
18:38I was like him at that age, yeah?
18:40All it took was one teacher.
18:42Believed in me.
18:43Helped train me.
18:46Changed everything.
18:51Alright.
18:56Nice one.
19:03Hey.
19:05Are you busy tonight?
19:07I'm having a party.
19:09Yeah?
19:10What are you going to play?
19:11Pass the parcel?
19:13Pin the tail on the donkey?
19:15No, but I need you to liven it up a bit.
19:21Receive control.
19:22Control.
19:23On our way to arrest the suspect.
19:26It's okay.
19:27Breathe.
19:28Relax.
19:30See, if they're not here for you, it's not happening again.
19:33Okay?
19:34It's okay.
19:37They're gone.
19:39But I will stay here with you for as long as you need.
19:43Yeah?
19:47It's what makes four.
19:52So what time's this party then?
19:58Oh, look at how far I was over there checking you out.
20:00Oh.
20:01I am never going for a guy in glasses again.
20:04Talking of race.
20:05Can I ask you something?
20:07Well, you're going to anyway.
20:09What exactly did you see in him?
20:10I mean, what made you think...
20:12I'll get to sleep with that bloke.
20:15Obviously he wasn't the size of his...
20:18Cuba!
20:20It's our new day cat!
20:23I don't know.
20:25He was quirky.
20:26I like that.
20:28Like a nerd.
20:29Well, he was smart.
20:31I thought he was.
20:32You know, interested in the world.
20:34Just different to all the men around here, I suppose.
20:37Anyway, you can talk.
20:38Stay at some of your exes.
20:39They say we're wife killers.
20:42Toto?
20:43Just a little bit.
20:44Yeah.
20:46Ah.
20:47Hello, darling.
20:48I've got some news for you.
20:49Aunty Bea is moving back in,
20:50although I'm not sure how long for,
20:52if she carries on the way she's going.
20:54That's great news.
20:55Yeah.
20:57You all right?
20:59I, um...
21:00I just can't stop thinking about Dad.
21:02I mean, Lily is struggling too.
21:05Trying to support her.
21:06Sort of big sisters of four, ain't it?
21:08Your dad will be very, very proud of you, sweetheart.
21:10So, we were just discussing all of the useless blokes
21:13that we've been stuck with over the years.
21:15Your dad aside, obviously.
21:18So we thought from now on,
21:19we would only have ten out of tens.
21:23Nines, eights, and...
21:25I mean, honestly, I'd take seven at push.
21:27Listen.
21:28I've got the baby.
21:29I've got you two.
21:30I don't need another man in my life causing chaos.
21:33I would drink to that.
21:34Yeah.
21:35There you go.
21:36Oh!
21:37Oh, I love this one.
21:38Let's have a boogie.
21:39Come on.
21:40I'll just sit here and drink.
21:41Watch.
21:42Ohi.
21:43We don't want sickos like you stalking us.
21:45So just stay away from me and Sonia,
21:47otherwise you're gonna regret it.
21:48Oi! We don't want sickos like you stalking us. So just stay away from me and Sonia, otherwise you're going to regret it.
22:11You don't recognise me, do you?
22:15It's been a long time, Bianca.
22:18I've got a party to go to later. It's got total ball-fetch written all over it, though, so...
22:38You want to spice things up? That's my girl.
22:41Thanks. I'll see you later.
22:53Enjoy your party?
22:57Yeah, I will now.
23:03Er, yeah, Lil, I got it. Goodbye.
23:05You know, the last time I saw you, you was about, what, five?
23:09Eight.
23:10Well, you was a ball of fire then. I remember you...
23:14How'd you find us?
23:16Well, you're famous now.
23:23So how's your mum?
23:25You don't get to talk to me about her.
23:27Bianca...
23:28She told me everything when you left.
23:32Quite the charmer, weren't you?
23:34That was a long, long time ago.
23:37Yeah.
23:39Definitely in the past.
23:40What are you doing here?
23:45I've had time to, you know, think.
23:49And when I heard the podcast, I thought,
23:51oh, this is a sign that I should make contact.
23:55Look, I just wanna...
23:57I just wanna explain things.
23:59I wanna make up for all those lost years.
24:04Bianca.
24:05Just walk away.
24:16Please don't come back round here.
24:20Do you understand?
24:35I don't know where else she could possibly be.
25:03Lily?
25:06Lily, you here?
25:08Yeah, just changing Charlie's nappy.
25:11Right.
25:12Stacey can't know about this.
25:13Okay.
25:20Jean.
25:22What are you doing?
25:24You can't just go in her bag, Jean.
25:28Well, then, she must have been desperate to take it.
25:31And we should take that into account.
25:32She's desperate, all right.
25:33What the hell are you doing?
25:34You can't just go through my bag like that.
25:35You've got no right.
25:37So, it was just another podcast idiot.
25:38Yeah.
25:39I got rid of him.
25:40I don't think he'll be coming back.
25:41Shall we get a takeaway?
25:42I've got vodka munchies.
25:43There.
25:44There.
25:45Oh!
25:46There she is.
25:47Come to Aunty Ben.
25:49Lauren said she slept the whole time.
25:50Barely heard a peep.
25:51Hello, gorgeous.
25:52Yes.
25:53You're such a good girl.
25:54Yes.
25:55Yes.
25:56Oh, look.
25:57Oh, look.
25:58She's smiling.
25:59Oh, I think it's wind.
26:00Aww.
26:01You've got wind.
26:02You've got wind and all.
26:03I'm just pleased you're home.
26:04My three girls.
26:05I don't know if she's that cocktail talking, but I've got a feeling everything's gonna be
26:10okay.
26:11Oh, it better not be more blooming podcasters.
26:12Yeah?
26:13No more true crime fans, please.
26:14We're not interested.
26:15I ain't a true crime fan.
26:16I ain't a true crime fan.
26:17Oh.
26:18Oh.
26:19Oh.
26:20Oh.
26:21Oh.
26:22Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:25Oh.
26:26Oh.
26:27Oh.
26:28Oh.
26:29Oh.
26:30Oh.
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:33Oh.
26:34Oh.
26:35Oh.
26:36Oh.
26:37Oh.
26:38Oh.
26:39Oh.
26:40Oh.
26:41Who are you, then?
26:42Terry.
26:44Terry Can.
26:49Your dad.