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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02In the wake of a tragedy
00:05A daughter was safe
00:07You saved your life, we owe you everything
00:09Orson was changed
00:11There's a good chance your husband is paralyzed
00:13An unborn twin was gone
00:15We lost the baby
00:16But the other baby is fine
00:19And an ex-husband
00:21Coral didn't make it
00:22Oh my god
00:23Was dead
00:30A month after the death of Carl Meyer
00:34His family assembled
00:35For the reading of his will
00:37To each, Carl left something
00:40To remember him by
00:41To his great aunt
00:44He left a grand piano
00:45To his favorite cousin
00:47He left gold cufflinks
00:49To his beloved daughter
00:52He left cash and securities
00:54But Carl Meyer
00:56Left his most extraordinary possession
00:58Of all
00:59To someone
01:00Who wasn't expecting
01:02A thing
01:03And finally
01:04To my ex-wife
01:05Susan Meyer
01:06Hey, that's me
01:07Oh, I was just here
01:10To support my daughter
01:11Seriously
01:12I've been playing hangman
01:13On my phone
01:13You were saying
01:18To my dearest Susie Q
01:20Who endured my infidelities
01:21Far longer than she should have
01:23Years of cheating
01:24Betrayals almost from the day
01:26We were married
01:27Can we just skip to the part
01:28Where I get stuff
01:28Oh, don't look at me like that
01:32You got the piano
01:33Well, I was never good
01:35At hiding my affairs
01:36Of the flesh
01:36I'm ashamed to say
01:37That I was more successful
01:39At concealing some
01:40Of my financial affairs
01:41What does that mean?
01:43I think Dad hid money
01:44From you when you were married
01:45Well, it's not money
01:46Well, it's not money exactly
01:48It seems your ex-husband
01:50Was part owner
01:51In a business
01:51He was having affairs
01:54Ran a law firm
01:55And he owned
01:56A secret business
01:57Glad you're finally
01:59Getting a little rest
01:59Now, he specifically asks
02:03That you keep an open mind
02:04It's very successful
02:06Well, if it's so successful
02:08Why do I need to keep an open mind?
02:11Yes
02:12Carl Meyer left his ex-wife
02:14Something to remember him by
02:16Not that there was any chance
02:23She would forget him
02:24All kinds of men
02:41Go to the Double D
02:43Gentleman's Club
02:44Frat boys looking for a thrill
02:46Soldiers looking to get lucky
02:49CEOs looking to close a deal
02:53Yes, all kinds of men
02:56Go to Double D's
02:58Which can be very upsetting
03:00To all kinds of women
03:02Susan Meyer
03:04Jimbo Rooney
03:06Co-owner of Double D's
03:08Look, I was real sad
03:09To hear about Carl's passing
03:11He was a good man
03:12And he cared about
03:14Each and every one
03:14Of these dancers
03:15I'm sure Carl's all
03:17Of the big supporter
03:18Of the arts
03:20So, who do I speak to
03:22About selling my share
03:24Of herpes on parade?
03:26Are you sure you want
03:26To do that?
03:27Now, business has been
03:28Real good lately
03:29Especially since we started
03:30Topless Karaoke Tuesdays
03:32Well, as lucrative
03:33An enterprise as that seems
03:35Take a look around
03:36Have a drink
03:37And then, if you want to sell
03:39You have your lawyer call me
03:41Oh, look at that
03:43You made the O's
03:46In Rooney
03:46Into boobs
03:47Lovely
03:48You like that?
03:50Wait till you see
03:50My partner Vic's business card
03:52He took the V
03:53And he made it into
03:54Got it
03:55I think I really like
03:57That drink now
03:57Oh, um, thanks
04:07But I'm not here
04:08For the show
04:09I just found out
04:10That I own
04:11Half this place
04:11Oh, no kidding
04:12Well, nice to meet you
04:14I'm Jennifer Morelli
04:15But at 10 o'clock
04:16I'm Destiny
04:17Oh, I'm Susan Delfino
04:18At 10 o'clock
04:20I'm in a flannel nightgown
04:21Hey, we have a Delfino
04:23That comes in here
04:23Really?
04:25That's a pretty common name
04:27I think he's a plumber
04:28Really?
04:30Well, maybe there's another plumber
04:32With that last name
04:33Mike
04:33That's it
04:34Mike Delfino
04:35Tall guy
04:36Brown hair
04:37Nice smile
04:37Big busted nose?
04:39I don't think so
04:40We'll wait till the next time
04:42You see him
04:43A TV
04:47You guys didn't have to do that?
04:50Yes, we absolutely did
04:51We have a family rule
04:52You save our daughter
04:53From being squashed by a plane
04:54You get a 60-inch plasma
04:55And a faux leather remote caddy
04:58Oh, thanks
04:59This is very generous
05:01Please
05:02We could never make up
05:02For what you did
05:03Or for how I behaved
05:04Toward you the past couple of weeks
05:06I'm such a bitch
05:07Oh, we both said things
05:08Yeah, but I said a lot worse
05:10A lot louder
05:11Yeah, you did
05:12By the way
05:14I talked to Human Resources
05:15And they are fine
05:16With continuing to pay you
05:17Until the baby is born
05:18And for six weeks after that
05:19Carlos, that's amazing
05:21So will Terrence fill in
05:23Until I get back?
05:24Actually, no
05:25He took the job in Miami
05:26So who's going to take up the slack?
05:28Well, I'll put in extra hours
05:30Work weekends
05:31Don't worry about it
05:32You focus on that baby
05:33Really?
05:34I don't want to have this fall on you
05:36Carlos, we've got to get going
05:37We've got Juanita's interview at Oak Ridge
05:38Oh, right, Lynette
05:39Do not worry
05:40I've got your back
05:40But I feel so guilty
05:42Taking your money
05:43And leaving you in the lurch
05:44Hey, I've got a crazy idea
05:46What if I fill in for Lynette?
05:49Oh, honey, there in a hurry
05:50No time for jokes
05:51I'm serious
05:51I've done her job
05:53Or pretty damn similar
05:54When I was in advertising
05:55I could step in for her
05:56Until she gets back on her feet
05:57Oh, but that's putting Carlos
05:59In an awkward position
06:00I think it's a great idea
06:01Me too
06:01No
06:03No, I think it's a great idea
06:05In theory
06:06But it's just
06:07It's such a complicated job
06:09You don't think I can handle it?
06:14No
06:14No, I think you'd be wonderful
06:16Great
06:17It's settled then
06:18Tom
06:19You start tomorrow
06:20There you go, Lynette
06:21Now you have nothing to be guilty about
06:22Right
06:23Right
06:24Well, thanks again for the TV
06:28You guys have been way too generous
06:31You made scones
06:35My favorite
06:36I know
06:37Take as many as you like
06:38So
06:40What did you want to see me about?
06:43Well, I wanted to give you this donation
06:45For the building fund
06:46And I also have some things in the garage
06:48For the rummage sale
06:49And I am also available
06:51To run the next Sunday school pancake breakfast
06:53Oh, good heavens, Brie
06:56What a wonderful display
06:57Of Christian charity
06:59I just want to do my part
07:01Does this have anything to do with the plane crash?
07:06In a manner of speaking
07:07Do you want to talk about it?
07:11I can't
07:12It would change how you feel about me
07:13Brie, I've known you for years
07:15I don't think that's possible
07:16I had an affair
07:20Are you okay?
07:23Um
07:25Before you confess a sin that big
07:27Just try to wait till I've swallowed
07:30Who was the affair with?
07:36Carl Meyer
07:37He was killed in the plane crash
07:41The same one that injured Orson
07:42You must feel terribly guilty about this
07:45I can't eat
07:46I can't sleep
07:47That's why I wanted you to come over here
07:50I have to do something to make this right
07:54Well, it seems to me the first step
07:57Is for you and Orson
07:57To get into our marriage outreach program
08:00Well, it's too late for that
08:01We're about to get a divorce
08:02Yes, but this was before Orson was in a wheelchair, right?
08:06Well, yes
08:07I think you know what you need to do
08:10To atone for this sin
08:11I think you knew it before I walked in the door
08:13You want me to bring Orson home and take care of him?
08:19It's just that I'm not sure that I love him anymore
08:22Brie
08:23There's a quote I've always loved
08:26You cannot make yourself feel something that you do not feel
08:32But you can make yourself do right
08:34In spite of your feelings
08:36I don't remember that from the Bible
08:38It's from Pearl Buck
08:40I am allowed to read other books, you know
08:42Brie, no matter what you feel about Orson
08:45If you don't help him now
08:46You won't be able to live with yourself
08:49Fine
08:52I'll tell Orson tomorrow
08:55That I'll bring him home
08:57Good
08:58I think you've had enough
09:02Julie, hold up
09:08Hey, what's going on?
09:10Eddie's doing stand-up at the Chuckle Zone
09:12On open mic night
09:13Stand-up?
09:15As in comedy?
09:17People are always telling me how funny I am
09:18So I decided to give the people what they want
09:21Don't miss out
09:22Got this whole riff about airline food
09:23It's gonna kill
09:24Hey, Porter, hold up
09:27When people tell him he's funny
09:30Doesn't he realize they're being funny?
09:32Tell me you're going
09:33I can't be the only one there
09:34I'll try
09:36I actually got a pack
09:37My dad left me some money
09:39So I'm going back east to see my cousins
09:41For how long?
09:44Until they catch the guy who attacked me
09:45I just don't feel safe here
09:48I get that
09:50I've been wanting to ask you something
09:55I heard you were in the hospital
09:58Because of an overdose
10:00You didn't do that
10:03Because of
10:05I was dealing with a lot of stuff
10:09And problems with my parents
10:10Having to move again
10:11I got really lonely
10:13And yeah
10:16I guess you were part of it
10:17I'm better now
10:21Good
10:24Life has its low points
10:26And we just have to deal with them
10:28Speaking of which
10:30How do we get out of this?
10:35Well, your timing is impeccable
10:38Because it just so happens
10:40That we have an opening right now
10:42Yes, we heard
10:43And we're so excited
10:44Everyone knows
10:45That this is the best private school in town
10:46It says here
10:47That you've been homeschooling
10:48Juanita
10:49How's that been going?
10:52It's been so rewarding
10:54Spending time with my little angel
10:55It breaks my heart to see it end
10:58Anyway, here's her lunch
11:00It's all packed
11:00And we'll pick her up at four
11:01Uh, wait, wait
11:04Just a second
11:05There are a few other families
11:07On the waiting list before you
11:08Oh, there are?
11:11Yes
11:12But Susan Delfino
11:13Gave you such a glowing recommendation
11:16And to be quite frank
11:18We could use a little more diversity
11:20In this school
11:20It's been quite a long time
11:22Since we've had a little girl
11:23Of Mexican descent
11:24Ah
11:25Well, we are very proud of our heritage
11:28But Juanita can stand on her own merits
11:30She's very bright
11:31Ben, I know I'm biased
11:32But I do think she's a budding young genius
11:34I'm Mexican?
11:41Honey, what did you just say?
11:43She called me Mexican
11:44You are Mexican, honey
11:46You know that
11:47Since when I thought we were American
11:49Yes, but our ancestors came from Mexico
11:54Really?
11:57So we're like those people
11:58Who sell oranges on the side of the road?
12:02You're busy, we should go
12:03Thank you so very much for your time
12:05And again, we really want to join you here
12:07And help you with that diversity thing
12:09So just let us know
12:10Just say it
12:13I don't even know what that means
12:15Just say it
12:15Adios, senor
12:18This is fine
12:27Thank you
12:27Thank you for agreeing to see me
12:31I called a few times
12:33But you, uh, didn't pick up
12:34I had no idea
12:36My phone was in my pants pocket
12:39And I had it on vibrate
12:40And as you may have noticed
12:42So, how's rehab?
12:47Painful
12:48Well, the doctor says
12:49With a lot of hard work
12:50You may be able to walk again someday
12:52Yes, they're very upbeat and optimistic
12:54I want to run them over with this chair
12:56So, why are you here?
13:02Well, I know we've been through a lot lately
13:03But I decided it would be best for you to come home
13:05So I can take care of you
13:07Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey
13:12Orson, I know you're angry
13:14But I'm still your wife
13:15Well, apparently we have very different definitions of the word wife
13:18I'm proceeding with the divorce
13:19I don't understand
13:21Three weeks ago you were begging me for another chance
13:23What happened?
13:25Carl Meyer happened
13:27I could forgive you
13:28If you betrayed me with anyone remotely admirable
13:31But you chose the most contemptible man I have ever known
13:34No, Bree
13:36I do not need you
13:38I'm having a ramp built at the house
13:50And I've turned the downstairs study into your bedroom
13:52You're coming home where you belong
13:54And that's all there is to it
13:55You can start forgiving me
13:58And I'll start forgiving you
14:04I suggest you start first
14:05I don't understand
14:10How could you not know you're Mexican?
14:12We eat Mexican food all the time
14:13We eat Chinese food too
14:15Does that mean I'm Chinese?
14:16No, that just means your mother hates to cook
14:18Well, apparently we have to spell everything out for you
14:26You do know you're a girl, right?
14:28Gabby
14:28What?
14:29Half the women in your family have mustaches
14:31It could be very confusing
14:32Juanita, go inside and play with your sister
14:37And while you're at it, tell her she's Mexican too
14:40You don't believe it
14:44We had that skull right in our hands
14:46How can we let it get away?
14:48The bigger question is
14:48How do we let our daughter grow up thinking she's white?
14:51Hey, Mr. and Mrs. O'Leaf
14:52Hey, Parker
14:54Hey, sorry I'm late
15:11I had to pick up some lumber to build that ramp for Orson
15:13Oh, what a good person you are
15:15Hey, I need to pay the paperboy tomorrow
15:18Do you have any cash?
15:19I think I got a 20 on me
15:20Wouldn't you rather stick it in here?
15:28Couldn't we just leave it in the mailbox like we usually do?
15:31Oh, I just thought that's the way you do it down at Double D's
15:34Double D's?
15:35Yeah, turns out Carl was a part owner and left me a share
15:39By the way, Destiny says hello
15:43Oh, okay, I see where you're going with this
15:46Do you, Mike Delfino?
15:49That's what she calls you, you know?
15:50Because that's my name
15:52No one hanging from a pole should know your name
15:55Susan, that place is one of my accounts
15:57I'm their plumber
15:58And that's it
15:59You go there just to do the plumbing and nothing else
16:02Well, liar!
16:04Destiny said you had a beer there the other night
16:06Okay
16:07Sometimes when I finish the job, I'll have a beer
16:10And you never look at the girls
16:13It's, it's, it's completely innocent
16:17I, I, I don't buy that
16:18I want to see the completely innocent look you have
16:22When Destiny shakes her tassels in your face
16:24Okay, so I've gone to a strip club
16:26Are we going to laugh about this?
16:28Or are you going to make it a thing?
16:28Well, I am leaning towards thing
16:31Fine, if it bothers you that much
16:33Next time I finish a job there, I'll come right home
16:35Oh, you don't have to worry
16:36Because you will not be working there anymore
16:39I forbid it
16:40You forbid it?
16:43God, what kind of marriage is this?
16:46The kind where the husband wants to look at strippers
16:49And the wife forbids it
16:51Susan, I love you
16:53I have never cheated on you
16:55And I never will
16:56But you're not going to tell me
16:58What I can or can't do
17:00Let me get this straight
17:04You forbid Mike from going to a strip club?
17:08I know, it's a little heavy handed
17:10But I just can't stand those places
17:11Oh, what's the big whoop?
17:12Carlos takes clients to the strip club all the time
17:14I've been to one
17:15The Ass Menagerie
17:18It was my brother's bachelor party
17:20The stripper named Cinnamon gave me a lap dance
17:22Luckily, if I squinted just enough
17:25She'd look like a young Ricky Schroeder
17:26See?
17:27This is the reason men go to those places
17:29So they can fantasize
17:30We all do it
17:31You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
17:34Honey, Carlos has been so many different men
17:35I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos
17:38Want to know who I fantasize about?
17:41No, not necessarily
17:42Anyone want more wine?
17:44Tom Scavo
17:45Wine now
17:46Fourth of July barbecue
17:48Those tan shorts
17:49Oh, I am there right now
17:51Okay, could we please get back to the issue at hand?
17:56Look, bottom line is
17:57You cannot forbid a man to go to strip clubs
17:59And don't expect him to understand
18:00Why it bothers you
18:01That's just the way they are
18:02Right?
18:05Sorry
18:06I was just imagining Ricky Schroeder
18:07Wearing Tom Scavo's shorts
18:10Are you sure you want to just give away your CDs?
18:19The more you take, the less I have to pack
18:21In fact, is there anything else you want?
18:24Anything?
18:24Okay, how about Danny Bowen?
18:29Uh, he's not really mine to give
18:31Come on, he's totally into you
18:34Which is a complete mystery to me
18:36You know what?
18:38I think I'm just going to keep my CDs
18:39Okay, I didn't mean it like that
18:41It's just, you don't seem interested
18:43And I have sent every signal I can think of
18:45Why are you so hung up on Danny?
18:47Hello, he's hot
18:49Okay, here's the thing
18:51Danny's in kind of a fragile place right now
18:54He really doesn't need to get his heart broken
18:56I'm not going to snag him just to toss him aside
18:59I don't use people, Julie
19:01Okay, I used some people
19:05But I wouldn't use him
19:07Are you sure?
19:10Yeah
19:11I think we have a lot in common
19:13And if he'd just spend a little time with me
19:15He'd realize that
19:16You like stand-up comedy?
19:21Yeah
19:22Too bad
19:23We're going to go see Eddie
19:24Hey, honey
19:30Hey
19:31Sorry I'm late
19:32How was work?
19:34Crazy
19:35I had three conference calls
19:38And a two-hour client meeting with Gary Danner
19:40Oh
19:41How was your day?
19:43Even crazier
19:44I peed twice in every bathroom in the house
19:46What's that?
19:48Oh, little matching outfits for the twins
19:51That people gave us
19:52I thought I'd give them to charity
19:53I ran into the Petersons today
19:57They just heard
19:59Wanted to see how you were
20:00So, Gary Danner
20:04He's a prickly SOB
20:07Tell me about it
20:10Check out this proposal I worked up for him
20:12What do you mean?
20:18I'm glad you showed this to me
20:20I know Danner
20:21And trust me
20:21You do not want to go down this road
20:23Why not?
20:24Don't worry
20:25I can fix it
20:25Where's the pen?
20:26Actually
20:26I showed it to Danner today
20:29He loved it
20:31Gary Danner liked this?
20:33No
20:33He loved it
20:34But not as much as Carlos
20:36He told me
20:36It was the best written proposal
20:38He has ever seen
20:39Bar none
20:40What's for dinner?
20:43Meatloaf
20:44What's wrong?
20:49Nothing
20:49It's just
20:50Well
20:50That's quite a compliment
20:51Yeah
20:52Not to mention a bit of a slam
20:55On the work that I did
20:55He's just encouraging me
20:57I don't think he was thinking about you at all
20:59Oh
20:59Okay
21:01By the way
21:02This meatloaf
21:04The best I have ever tasted
21:05Bar none
21:07Hmm?
21:08Just eat
21:08Wow
21:17It's coming along beautifully
21:18Thanks
21:19So when's Orson coming home?
21:21Oh
21:21It's still a bit up in the air
21:23But I guess now would be a good time to call him
21:27And let him know we're almost ready
21:28Yes
21:32Orson Hodges' room please
21:33Would you stop hammering for a moment?
21:39He's checked out?
21:41But that's impossible
21:42Where would he have gone?
21:44Mike, please
21:45It's not me
21:46Never mind
21:51I think I found him
21:53Oh boy
21:57The fetch and the fire now
21:59What is going on here?
22:02The husband you're divorcing
22:03Has found new digs
22:04Before you jump down my throat
22:06Roy and I are on fixed incomes
22:08You can't blame us for taking in a border
22:09Especially one who can't get to the second story
22:12That's our naked floor
22:13What are you doing here?
22:24Enjoying my new home
22:25It's rather quaint
22:27Once you get used to the smell of denture cream and scotch
22:30Oh, don't mind me
22:34Just making sure you don't slap a guy in a wheelchair
22:37So, how are you planning to pay your rent?
22:42Well, I'm a bit cash strapped at the moment
22:44But Karen knows I'm good for it
22:46Yeah, once he gets his divorce settlement
22:48He's writing me a big fat check
22:50So how long are we talking?
22:52Month? Two?
22:54There will be no divorce
22:55And if he tries to file for one
22:57There will be delays, motions, and appeals
22:59It could take years for him to ever see a dime
23:02Your wife loves you, go home
23:06Reed, stop right now
23:10Do you hear me?
23:14So, am I taking down the ramp?
23:16Leave it
23:17You'll need it soon enough
23:19Almost home, dear
23:21Mike, call the police
23:22My wife is holding me hostage
23:23You've all been there, big guy
23:26Lynette?
23:33I had an appointment with my OB around the corner
23:35And I just thought I'd stop by and say hi
23:37Oh
23:38I also wanted to thank you for being so nice to Tom
23:43Our little temp
23:44How's he doing?
23:45He's amazing
23:46It's okay, Carlos
23:49You can tell me the truth
23:50He's knocking my socks off
23:53Everybody is so impressed
23:54Well, good
23:56Good, good, good
23:58I'm so proud of him
24:00But when I drop this kid
24:02Tom's out on his ass, right?
24:04Excuse me?
24:05I love him
24:05And I'm glad he's doing well here
24:07But this is my job
24:09At some point
24:10I'm gonna want it back
24:12And I say that
24:13As the woman
24:14Who dove in front of a spinning propeller
24:16To save your child's life
24:18Of course, this is your job
24:21And you can have it back
24:24Anytime you want
24:26Well, that's all I needed to hear
24:28It's just that I was under the impression
24:32You were planning to stay at home with your baby
24:33And why would you be under that impression?
24:42That's what Tom said
24:43What exactly did Tom say?
24:48Lynette
24:49I really don't want to get in the middle of this
24:52Carlos, I saved a member of your family
24:54It doesn't mean I can't take another one out
24:56And you can train a dog to do almost anything
25:01But you can't do
25:02You can't do with cats
25:03And cats
25:04And did you ever try to get a cat to fetch?
25:06They're like, you know
25:07They won't do it
25:08Stupid cats
25:10Am I right, people?
25:11Well, hey, you guys have been great
25:16Good night
25:17Get it up for Eddie Orlovsky
25:20Come on, folks
25:21So, what do you think?
25:28I never realized there were so many differences
25:31Between dogs and cats
25:31That's why I'm the comic, babe
25:34I'm off to get my free drink
25:38Porter
25:45I've left my jacket in the car
25:47Walk me out
25:47Jacket?
25:48It's hot as hell in here
25:49Now I feel a chill
25:53Um, I gotta use the bathroom
26:05Okay, what is your problem?
26:10Excuse me?
26:11Whenever we're alone together, you find some reason to bail
26:13Why aren't you into me?
26:16Anna, there's not a lot of room to be into you
26:19Because of how much you're into you
26:20You did not just call me conceited
26:23Chill
26:24It's not like I asked you to spill it
26:26I'm not stupid
26:28And I am definitely not the attention whore at this table
26:31I heard about your little stunt with the pills
26:35Okay, that was mean
26:39I'm sorry that I said that
26:41Don't be sorry
26:45You're right
26:46I like the blunt Anna
26:53More than the cute Anna
26:54So, you think I'm cute?
27:07You're home, perfect timing
27:09Margaritas, what's the occasion?
27:11We're getting drunk, Mexican style
27:13Principal Hobson just called
27:14And Juanita got accepted to Oak Ridge
27:17Seriously?
27:18I am free from homeschooling
27:20No more fighting, no more threats
27:22And no more parent-teacher conferences
27:23With you
27:24Come on, start guzzling
27:31I don't think she should go
27:33Huh?
27:40I've been thinking about it all day
27:42Let's keep her in public school
27:43We can't, she was expelled
27:44I made some calls
27:45Jefferson Elementary can take her
27:47That's way out in Mount Pleasant
27:49Yeah, and there's a lot of Latino families
27:50That live in that area
27:51So what?
27:52We have a much better school
27:53Right here in our backyard
27:54I'm not schlepping way over there
27:56Just so she can be with those people
27:57Those people?
28:01Don't you mean our people?
28:03Our people are the rich private school people
28:06Oh my god, I know exactly what is going on here
28:10What?
28:11You are ashamed of being Mexican
28:13Oh, that's insane
28:14No, it totally makes sense
28:16All of our friends are white
28:17You didn't want me to teach the girls Spanish
28:20Because I don't understand it
28:21And I didn't want you guys plotting behind my back
28:23And when we bought this house
28:24And I said we would be the only Mexicans in the neighborhood
28:26Do you remember what you said?
28:27Fine by me?
28:28You're right, it's my fault
28:29I should have told the realtor
28:30Forget square footage in Central Air
28:32Find us something next door to a mariachi bar
28:35Deny it all you want
28:36You are a self-hating Mexican
28:38Oh yeah?
28:38Well you're a self-wiping Mexican
28:40What does that mean?
28:40Hey you
28:51Traffic was insane
28:53Is there any dinner left?
28:56I haven't eaten since lunch
28:57Everything okay?
29:02I talked to Carlos today
29:03About what?
29:06He was under the impression
29:08That when I have this baby
29:09I'll be staying home with her
29:11Where would he get a crazy idea like that?
29:16I told him
29:17Wow!
29:19You're not even denying it?
29:21I thought it might be in your best interest
29:23Seriously?
29:25You know how much that job means to me
29:28You know how much I hate being a stay-at-home mom
29:32How could you think I'd be okay with this?
29:34Because we lost a baby
29:36Honey, I thought you might want to stay home with this one
29:45Because she's all the more precious given what happened
29:48Oh
29:51So that's how I'm supposed to feel
29:54I don't know how you feel, Lynette
29:57Because you never talk about it
29:59It's been a month every time I try to bring it up
30:01You just change the subject
30:03Because I'm dealing with it
30:04But shouldn't we be dealing with it together?
30:06You want to talk about this?
30:08Yes
30:08Fine!
30:09We lost a kid
30:09We'll never meet him
30:10We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one
30:12Always wondering why there aren't two
30:14How can saying this out loud be helpful?
30:23You're right, it's not
30:24You win
30:29After you have him, baby
30:32Go back to your job
30:34Thank you
30:37You want me to fix you something?
30:46I'm not
30:47I'm not hungry anymore
30:48You're running
31:02Oh, hey, Mike
31:04Long time no see
31:05Yeah, I got the call about your job being backed up
31:07What?
31:08No, our bathrooms are working just fine
31:10Some woman called and said it was an emergency
31:12I'm sorry, man
31:15I don't know what to tell you
31:17All right
31:18It's time to introduce our newest Double D doll
31:22Miss Fix-It
31:23What the hell?
31:40Susan
31:41Mike, what are you doing here?
31:43What the hell are you doing?
31:45Oh, wow
31:46Since I'm one of the owners
31:48I figured I should really learn the business
31:51From my bottom up
31:53And you mind?
31:55I'm trying to make a deposit here
31:57Will you come down from there right now?
32:01Why?
32:02I'm just looking
32:03It's completely innocent, right?
32:08Well, sit down
32:10I didn't come in to see the back of your head
32:12This is not funny
32:14Oh, I can't talk
32:16I've got a room full of Neanderthals to entertain
32:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
32:23What are you doing?
32:24Just giving people what they want
32:26Don't you dare
32:30Susan, I'm serious
32:31I want you off of that stage
32:32Right now
32:33Wait
32:34Are you forbidding me from doing something?
32:36I thought we didn't have that kind of marriage
32:39Very cute
32:40But if I have to
32:41I will carry you out of here myself
32:42Oh, what exactly is the problem like?
32:46Ow
32:47Okay, I get it
32:55I will never come back here
32:57Let's go home
33:04Mrs. Fix-It
33:04Wait, wait
33:07I got my tips
33:08Let's go home
33:09Whatever
33:10I'll let you know
33:10Water
33:11It
33:13Just
33:14Let me know
33:15I can't
33:21Look
33:25Go
33:26We'll try
33:27Okay
33:27We'll try
33:29We'll try
33:30We'll curse
33:31We'll try
33:33We'll try
33:35We'll try
33:35We go
33:35Good
33:36We'll try
33:37What are you looking at?
33:42Nothing. Just some old photos.
33:46I didn't know you had these.
33:49I couldn't afford frames, so my dad would put these on the wall with tape.
33:55Is that you?
33:57Yeah. I was about five.
34:00You're cute. That tool shed's seen better days.
34:05That was our house.
34:12Wow.
34:15It's funny. I'm smiling in all these photos, but...
34:20I hated that town.
34:24Everybody was so poor. Everybody was Mexican.
34:29Back then, I thought they were the same thing.
34:33And even though I was only five, I knew I wanted out.
34:40And you can call it self-loathing, Carlos, but...
34:43I just don't want my kids to ever know I had lived like that.
34:48That's your dad.
34:55Yeah.
34:58He was so strong.
35:00I would run to meet him when he'd come home from working in the factories, and he'd lift me up on his shoulders.
35:07I loved that.
35:09I bet he did, too.
35:14I used to ask him,
35:15Pa, why do you work so much?
35:17And he would say, so one day, we can live in a beautiful house.
35:22And we never did.
35:26But you do now.
35:32Your father had dreams, Gabby.
35:37But they were for you.
35:39And he sacrificed a lot to get you here.
35:46Whatever our children achieve in life,
35:49it's because of dreams that started on the shoulders of a proud, strong Mexican man.
35:54That is why I want our kids to know where they came from.
36:03I want that, too.
36:18So, um, how do your physical therapists think you're doing?
36:24Do they think you're making progress?
36:35Orson, it's been three days.
36:37You're gonna have to talk to me sometime.
36:40I know what you're doing, Esprit.
36:43Reverend Sykes stopped by to check on my progress.
36:47He was very proud of himself for convincing you to take me on as charity work.
36:51It's not charity work.
36:53It's not charity work.
36:55When I had that affair, I didn't just betray you.
36:57I betrayed my faith as well.
37:00So please, you have to let me help you or I am the-
37:02Or you won't get into heaven?
37:08Didn't realize how much this means to you.
37:10I guess I can find a way to be happy.
37:16Thank you so much, Orson.
37:18I'm gonna take such good care of you.
37:25By the way, my soup is cold.
37:26Oh, well, mine is hot.
37:31You can have this.
37:41While you're up, could you get me a glass of wine?
37:44Yes, of course.
37:45Yes, of course.
37:47And perhaps for dessert, some of your delicious creme brulee.
37:52Orson, that takes over an hour to prepare.
37:54I-
37:55Well, I would do it myself, but-
37:56Oh, and we're out of vanilla beans.
38:09You might have to run to the store.
38:26The act itself is quite simple.
38:35You strip away the outer layer and reveal what's underneath.
38:41Of course, sometimes the results can be quite surprising.
38:48If you strip away the veneer of happy domesticity,
38:52you may find grief.
38:53If you strip away that facade of wealth,
38:59you may find self-loathing.
39:03If you strip away the veil of helplessness,
39:07you may find cruelty.
39:12Yes, stripping can be a dangerous pastime.
39:18But for a lucky few,
39:20it can also be a lot of fun.
39:23It can also be a lot of fun.
39:24Have fun.
39:26.
39:27.
39:31.
39:34.