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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02Your ex-husband was part owner in a business
00:05Susan came into an inheritance
00:07Who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade?
00:12The net acquiesced
00:13Looks like we'll be going to therapy together
00:15That is great news, thank you
00:17As soon as I graduate high school, I'm going to New York to be a model
00:20Angie's concerns made her more protective
00:23You know I've always felt paid about the way we've had to raise you
00:27Being on the run and all
00:28The door stays open
00:30I want it closed
00:31You stink
00:32And you're a whore
00:33Here's the difference
00:34I can get clean
00:35Stop!
00:36Say please!
00:37And Orson expressed his feelings
00:40Please!
00:41That's the life I'm facing now
00:42Having to ask people for help, for everything
00:44Do you know how hard that is?
00:51Orson Hodge was smiling again
00:54And it was starting to worry his wife
00:58You see, since his accident
01:03Bree Hodge had grown accustomed to her husband's severe mood swings
01:07She had grown used to his unexpected rage
01:13His sudden anguish
01:16His deep depression
01:20But lately, an odd tranquility had settled over Orson
01:26And his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong
01:29Sadly, she was right
01:33What's up, going on here?
01:40Hello, Bree
01:41Just thought I'd give away some things I don't need anymore
01:44Hey, Orson, you got these in eight and a half?
01:47Sorry, Roy
01:48We just carry men's sizes
01:49Look, I can understand why you might want to give away your sporting equipment
01:55But why would you give away your books and your CDs?
01:58Please
01:59And for God's sakes, you can still use your headphones
02:01These are amazing
02:02Give me those
02:03Ow!
02:04What is wrong with you people?
02:07Don't you realize you're taking advantage of a man who is emotionally distraught?
02:11He seemed to be in a great mood
02:13Until Lady Sunshine walked in
02:15We're sorry, Bree
02:16We assumed you guys had talked about it
02:17Well, we didn't
02:18And that doesn't excuse the fact that you're all acting like a bunch of vultures
02:21It's a good thing I came home or you'd be picking through his closet
02:26You know what, guys? We should go
02:28And please leave your plunder behind
02:31Hey, come on
02:32At my age, it's just a short-term load
02:41What has gotten into you?
02:43I'm sorry, darling
02:44I had no intention of upsetting you
02:46Keep my things
02:48Give them away
02:49Ultimately, it doesn't matter
02:52Yes, Orson Hodge was smiling again
02:56And Bree would soon learn the reason why
03:00You see, her husband
03:02Had decided to kill himself
03:16You see, her husband
03:17You see, her husband
03:20In this never-ending drama we call life
03:23Everyone has a part to play
03:26Some are cast as romantic leads
03:31Others end up playing the victim
03:36And a few provide comic relief
03:38But if the drama is to be really compelling
03:44There must be a hero
03:46And a villain
03:51Hey, Mrs. Kinski
03:53Look who's here
03:55Garbage police
03:56I hate to bug you
03:57But you're still not separating your glass and your plastics
04:02The city passed that ordinance
04:04Remember?
04:05Oh, I envy you
04:06Young, pretty
04:08Able to crouch for hours behind a bush
04:09Waiting for a neighbor to dump her trash
04:12Look, maybe you don't get how easy it is to recycle
04:15Oh, I get it
04:16I just don't want to do it
04:18I've been throwing styrofoam into the trash since before you were born
04:21And the sky is still blue and the grass is still green
04:24Maybe now
04:25What will it be like for our grandchildren?
04:27My son is shooting blanks and my daughter likes the ladies
04:30Grandkids are the least of my concerns
04:32So you don't care about our planet at all
04:34By the time it's a problem, I'll be long gone
04:36Let the cockroaches and the robots fight over it
04:38What was that all about?
04:48Oh, what do you think?
04:50Come on
04:51Look, one old crank doesn't want to recycle
04:54You don't care about that stuff anymore, remember?
04:57Of course I still care
04:59Fine, yeah, you can care, just...
05:01Don't be blowing our cover
05:03So what am I supposed to do, stand back and watch her defile our planet?
05:05That's exactly what you're supposed to do
05:09Sometimes you chain yourself to the tree and sometimes you go after the guy with the saw
05:16That's what Patrick used to say
05:20We don't talk about Patrick anymore
05:23I'm just saying
05:24So am I
05:33So the lawyer says you sign right here and you are officially bought out of the strip club business
05:39Let's hope I don't get my share in singles
05:42And here's a little something to remember us by
05:45Lap dancing, it's a grind
05:47Well, I will be sure to wear this on the next field trip I take with my students
05:53Thanks, Jimbo
05:54Good luck
05:55You too
05:57Bye, Mrs. D. Take care, Rob
06:02Moby Dick?
06:03It's not what you think, it's about a whale
06:06Yes, I know, it's a classic
06:08Well, I saw an article about a hundred books you should read before dying and I thought, you know, with all the high cholesterol in my family, I better get cracking
06:17Oh, good for you
06:20So what are you gonna do now?
06:22Oh, um, well this was never really my job, I'm actually a teacher
06:27Really? That is so cool
06:30I thought about being a teacher, actually went a couple semesters, but then my family had some money problems
06:33And about nine years later, I'm still wearing tassels
06:38Robin, you're being requested in the VIP lounge
06:49Well, um, good luck with those hundred books
06:52Thank you
06:54Oh, not this guy again
06:56I keep telling him to keep the tips and buy himself a toothbrush
06:59Okay
07:01Robin, wait, um
07:04You don't have to keep doing this if it makes you unhappy
07:07Well, I've got bills to pay Mrs. Delfina
07:10No, I know, but you don't have to work here
07:13You can do anything you want
07:15It's easy to say
07:17Well, I mean it
07:19It is never too late to change your life
07:23Robin, now
07:28Thank you
07:31Thank you
07:34Are you taking that with you?
07:36When customers get grabby, I like to have something to whack them with
07:39I almost killed a guy with war and peace
07:43So, I'm driving, this guy pulls out in front of me
07:50Cuts him off?
07:51Yes, I was a little pissed
07:54You were furious, but at the stoplight, when I start to tell the guy off, Tom leans over and says,
07:58Sorry, uh, no big deal, she's just having a bad day
08:01You didn't have to take the guy's head off
08:02He was a maniac
08:03She flipped him the bird
08:04I was sticking up for you
08:06Yes, but Tom was driving, Lynette
08:08Whether he chose to ignore it or tried to run the man off the road, it's his decision
08:12Let him be in the driver's seat sometimes
08:15Literally and figuratively
08:16Bringing the score to Tom four and controlling bitch zero
08:24There's no scoreboard in this room, you know that
08:27Well, I think you both did some great work today
08:31Next Tuesday, same time
08:33Thanks doctor, it felt really great
08:35Yeah, great
08:37I always feel so much better when we get out of there
08:43Yeah, I bet you do
08:45Well, don't you?
08:46I mean, I really think she got this working
08:49Yeah, I think she's got this working, and this is getting beat up
08:54Come on, Lynette, don't feel like that
08:55It's true, she always sides with you, I want a second opinion
08:58Lynette!
08:59Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist
09:01When we started, you loved her
09:03Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too
09:05Things change, now let's go
09:08Hold on, I think I left my keys
09:13No, I can't, I have dress rehearsal tonight
09:17Okay, talk to you later
09:19I'm sorry, I forgot my keys
09:21Oh, that's okay
09:24Um, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, did you say you had dress rehearsal?
09:29Oh, that
09:31Yes, I'm sort of in a little play that runs this weekend
09:33Really? You're an actor too
09:35Well, I dabbled in college
09:37I have a bit of a gift, so I try to keep it alive
09:39Well, what's the play? I mean, we'd love to come see it
09:41Anthony and Cleopatra
09:43But it's just a community production, I would never force you to sit through it
09:46Oh, okay, look, you don't want us to come
09:48Here's a flyer, matinees are half off
09:56Hey! Hey! I need Anna to watch the girls while I run to the store
09:59In big shock, she's not answering herself
10:01No problem, come on in
10:04They're just up in Danny's room
10:06Anna!
10:08Gabby's here!
10:10So, they're in Danny's room?
10:12Oh, yeah, they were listening to music
10:14It was so loud, it made them shut the door
10:16So, they're by themselves
10:19With the door shut
10:21Just a couple of teenagers, alone with their genitals
10:26Anna! Get your ass down here!
10:29Gabby, what's the big deal? They're just hanging out in Danny's room
10:31With a mattress?
10:33Why don't you just crack a bottle of champagne on Anna's pelvis and wish Danny a bon voyage?
10:37Anna! Now!
10:39Hold on, I'm coming
10:42I'm sure she meant she's on her way
10:46What's going on?
10:47I have to run to the store, I need you to watch the girls
10:49That's it?
10:50Geez, I thought the house was on fire
10:52Let me grab my stuff
10:55So, you worried they might be doing it?
10:58Yeah, what I don't get is why you're not worried
11:01They are healthy, red-blooded kids
11:03They're gonna do what they're gonna do
11:04So, we say nothing and just fluff their pillows?
11:06No, we make sure they don't do anything stupid
11:09Have you gotten Anna birth control?
11:11I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia
11:13I was hoping that would do it
11:15Come on, Gabby
11:17You have to talk to her about safe sex, condoms
11:19She's only 17, she's too young
11:21How old were you when you first did it?
11:23Anna, hurry up! Gotta hit the pharmacy too!
11:29Oh
11:31I didn't hear you come in
11:32Dear Spree, I will always love you but the will to fight on has left me so I've chosen to exit life on my own terms? Is this a suicide note?
11:46Well, it's really more of a suicide rough draft
11:47Oh my God!
11:49I didn't mean for you to find out this way but now that you know, at least we can discuss it like adults
11:52There's nothing to discuss, Orson
11:54This is a real deal
11:56I didn't hear you come in
11:58I didn't hear you come in
12:00Dear Spree, I will always love you but the will to fight on has left me so I've chosen to exit life on my own terms? Is this a suicide note?
12:03Well, it's really more of a suicide rough draft
12:05Oh my God!
12:07I didn't mean for you to find out this way but now that you know, at least we can discuss it like adults
12:12There's nothing to discuss, Orson
12:14Orson
12:16This is obviously the depression talking
12:18We will get you some medication
12:20Breathe, breathe
12:22There's no need for you to feel badly about this
12:25I've had a good life
12:27Let me go
12:29I will do no such thing
12:31I forbid this!
12:33Do you hear me? You will not be killing yourself
12:35I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house and if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day
12:41Well, being born to death wasn't how I was planning to go but we can try it your way
12:46I will give you some time to adjust to this, but understand me, it's going to happen
12:58It's going to happen
13:14What's with the condoms?
13:15Calm down, they're not for you
13:18Ah, just what every man wants to hear from his wife
13:21So?
13:23Okay, hear me out, you know how Anna is dating Danny Boland
13:27I'm going to kill him
13:28And we have to be realistic
13:29With my bare hands
13:30Because you're not going to listen to reason
13:31And bury him under the porch
13:32Carlos, what choice do we have?
13:35There are two teenagers who are getting seriously involved
13:38Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
13:40But giving them these is like giving them our blessing
13:42And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's going to take its course
13:45Yeah, easy for her to say, she's got the boy
13:48What if the condom breaks? What if he forgets to put it on?
13:51If he knocks Anna up, who do you think is going to end up raising the kid?
13:54God, that would be awful
13:56Getting up for those 3am feedings after you've worked all day?
13:59Not me, you, you'll end up taking care of the baby
14:04So you better convince her to keep her legs crossed until she's out of this house
14:07Wait, how is this my problem? She's your trampy niece
14:10Because if she gets pregnant, I'll be in prison for killing what's buried underneath the porch
14:19Mrs. D!
14:21Robin!
14:22I hope you don't mind me just showing up, but I thought about what you said and you were right
14:25It's never too late to change your life, so I quit Double D's
14:29You did?
14:31I was pretty scared at first, but now I think it's the best thing I ever did
14:34Well, that's great!
14:36I never would have had the guts without talking to you, you're like my role model
14:40Really? That's sweet
14:43My old role model was Candy down at the club, but she OD'd
14:46Well, I will try to do Candy proud
14:50Good for you, Robin
14:51I know change takes a lot of courage
14:54Oh, it sure does
14:56So what do I do now?
15:00Huh?
15:01You know, what's my next move?
15:04Where do I work now?
15:06I'm sorry, you quit without having anything else lined up?
15:10I know it was a little hasty, but you said I could do whatever I wanted
15:12You sounded so sure, you're still sure, right?
15:15Yes, yes, I'm very sure
15:17The world is your oyster
15:18You have saved up, right?
15:24Wait, she stripped for nine years and didn't put anything away?
15:27Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship and the rising cost of glitter
15:32I have to find a way to help her
15:34And why is this your responsibility?
15:35Because I'm the one that told her to quit
15:38I didn't think she'd listen, no one listens to me
15:41I keep telling you how much I hate that shirt and there it is
15:44Okay, we'll help her, what do you have in mind?
15:47We need to find her a job
15:49Well, what can she do?
15:50Does she have any skills that don't involve picking up a dollar without using her hands?
15:59Why are you so sad?
16:02Well, MJ, I need a job and I don't have any skills
16:07You're so pretty, you could be a princess
16:10Oh, look, MJ is so smitten with her
16:17He's a guy
16:21And she's good with kids
16:25That's it?
16:27They've been looking for an assistant or a teacher down at the school
16:30She said she always wanted to do something like that
16:32Well, you think she can handle it?
16:34We glue macaroni to shoe boxes, it's not the hardest job in the world
16:38Now, see, how come when I say that, you give me that look?
16:43And there it is again
16:45Thanks for cheering me up, MJ
16:47You're so sweet
16:48You can give me a bath if you want to
17:01Roy!
17:03Jeez, you scared the crap out of me
17:05Where's Orson? You're supposed to be watching him
17:07Don't worry, I stuck him in the laundry room and put a broom through his spokes
17:11Hello, Bree
17:17Can we please cross Roy off the suicide watch list?
17:22Hey, you're alive
17:24My job's done here
17:26Where have you been? You were supposed to be back an hour ago
17:29I'm sorry, but I had to stop and pick up our guests
17:33What guests?
17:37Orson, Meet, Chris, Ron
17:39Ron, I know you won't listen to me, but you might listen to them since you have something in common
17:44Really? Are you Gilbert and Sullivan fans too?
17:47Yeah, sense of humor, that's very important
17:50I know you think there's no reason to go on living because you're paralyzed
17:54So you thought, hey, you know what might cheer him up? Two more paralyzed guys
17:58Please, just hear them out
18:00Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make some tea
18:04So your wife tells us you're in a pretty negative place
18:06Well, that's to be expected, but eventually
18:09I know you mean well, but I don't need a handicapped pep talk
18:12Hey, we're not handicapped, we're handicapable
18:15Oh, Lord
18:17We play basketball, dance, we make love
18:20And I hope you're very happy together
18:22I, unfortunately, don't have someone to join me on this journey
18:25You have a wife who clearly loves you
18:27Wow, paralyzed and blind
18:28You must always be the first one to board the plane
18:31Look, we know what you're going through
18:35A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens
18:38No, you don't understand, my wife stays with me solely out of obligation
18:43Orson, how could you say such a thing?
18:46It's true, isn't it?
18:48You feel guilty because you know I never would have been hit by that plane if I hadn't gotten in a fist fight with your lover
18:53This is the thanks I get
18:55I have bent over backwards to make your life easier
18:57Why should I just let you hang yourself?
18:59Hey, don't we have a basketball game here, too?
19:02Can you be honest for one moment?
19:04You don't love me
19:06Yeah, we should go
19:08Please stay, I've made tea
19:10See? You can't deny it
19:12Go ahead, Bree, correct me, say you love me
19:15I...
19:16I...
19:23I care very deeply for you
19:28That's what I thought
19:34I'm feeling a little upset right now, would you mind rolling yourselves out?
19:37Anna, let me ask you something, are you happy?
19:47Why?
19:49Well, Carlos and I want you to be happy
19:51Over the last few months we've come to think of you as our own daughter
19:54Really?
19:56In fact, your uncle thinks it's about time you and I had that little talk about the birds and the bees
20:02Oh, God
20:04That's how I feel, so we're not going to be doing that
20:06Okay
20:08Instead, I'm going to write you a check
20:10A check?
20:12A check big enough to cover one whole year of modeling school
20:15And to rent a decent sized apartment in New York
20:18Okay, what's the catch?
20:20That's so cute that you think there's a catch
20:23This isn't signed
20:24That's the catch
20:26I will sign it once you graduate high school without having had sex
20:28Or more sex, as the case may be
20:31Are you serious?
20:33Anna, I could talk to you about morality
20:36Or saving yourself from marriage
20:37Or statistics about STDs
20:39But I think you're the kind of girl who responds to cold, hard cash
20:45You know me well
20:47So do we have a deal?
20:49Are you going to be a successful model with a nice apartment?
20:52Or a teenage mom with no future?
20:54Well, when you put it like that
20:59Good girl
21:01Oh, and to answer your earlier question
21:04I'm now very happy
21:10I can't believe Anna that you talked me into this
21:12Three hours of Shakespeare
21:14A woman who has to pee every 20 minutes
21:17Come on, Dr. Cramp's been so supportive of us
21:19Can't we be supportive of her?
21:21This isn't about support
21:23This is about little Tommy
21:25Teacher's pet running a gold star for butt kissing
21:29That's not true
21:31Ah
21:33Nay
21:35Please
21:37You brought her a $40 box of chocolates
21:41Last Mother's Day you threw me a bagel and called it breakfast in bed
21:45Admit it, you just have a problem with her because you hate it when someone points out your flaws
21:49That's not true
21:50That's not true
21:51I can take constructive criticism
21:52Which is fine
21:54You're being alone
21:56Sorry
21:58See, I can take constructive criticism
22:00You're still talking
22:01You're still annoying
22:02Relax
22:03Thanks
22:04Shh, she's making her entrance
22:07Breaks be the sum
22:11Nay, cheer them, Anthony
22:17Flubia perchance is angry
22:19Or
22:20Who knows
22:23If the beard
22:27If the scarce bearded Caesar
22:29Hath not sent you his powerful mandate
22:33Do this
22:34Or this
22:35Take in that kingdom
22:36And enfranchise that
22:38Performed
22:40Or else we turn thee
22:50Hey, how was the play?
22:53Lincoln
22:54Had a better time at the theater
22:56Really?
22:57So, how bad was it?
22:58You remember how horrible your second great Arbor Day play was?
23:01But at least we were drunk for that
23:04Honestly, how did Dr. Graham get that part?
23:07Is she sleeping with the director?
23:09Sleeping with bathing, donating a kidney, it's still not enough
23:13I just hope that I can erase this from my memory before our next session
23:17Are you kidding? We're not seeing her again
23:20Why not?
23:22We're not going to continue to take life lessons from a woman who burped during her death scene
23:26That has nothing to do with her skills as a therapist
23:30Really? Did she not tell you she has a gift for acting?
23:34Yeah
23:36Well, I can't trust the judgment of someone with absolutely no self-awareness
23:39We're not going back
23:40This is an excuse
23:41This is an excuse
23:42You have been looking for a reason to dump her ever since our last session
23:44Tom, I learned two things tonight
23:47Dr. Graham has no insight into real human behavior
23:50And there are 428 tiles on the ceiling of that theater
23:54Say what you want
23:55We are going to our next session
23:56Mm-hmm
23:59And, by the way, it was 429
24:11Morning!
24:13Robin Gallagher, teaching assistant, reporting for duty
24:16Hey, look at you
24:18I wanted to look professional
24:20Do you like the glasses?
24:21I don't even need them
24:22You look great
24:23It's a beautiful suit
24:24Thanks
24:25It is so nice to wear work clothes that don't rip away to reveal crotchless panties
24:30Yeah, you're preaching to the choir
24:32So, um, I'm just going to get the kids started painting
24:34And why don't you hang those globes that we made last week?
24:37Okay
24:42Um, can I say something?
24:46You really took a chance on me
24:48No one's ever done that for me before, so
24:50Thank you
24:52You're welcome
24:54I'm really glad you're here
24:57Oh, hey, careful
24:59Never let the kids see you cry
25:00They sense weakness
25:02You're done
25:04Sorry we're late
25:05Forgot his backpack
25:06Oh, that's okay, Mr. Linwood
25:07Come on, Kyle
25:08Let's get your painting
25:12Who's that?
25:13Oh, that's my new teaching assistant, Ms. Gallagher
25:16No, Bobby, that's not how we use pipe cleaners
25:18I'm sorry, do we know each other?
25:19Oh, I don't think so
25:20Are you sure?
25:21You look so familiar
25:22I guess I just have one of those faces
25:23What did you want to see me about, Principal Hobson?
25:24You are aware, aren't you, that as a private school we depend on the financial support of our more affluent parent donors?
25:36I am aware of that
25:37Good
25:38Because I just got a call from Kyle Linwood's father, a major donor
25:41Is it true that your assistant can break a five by shaking out her underwear?
25:42No
25:43No
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26:00No
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26:09No
26:10No
26:11No
26:12I don't want to take a bath
26:13That's too bad, it is time to give the earth back some of it's dirt
26:16Go
26:19Hey, I'm going to be upstairs for a bit. What are you guys up to tonight
26:22We are just going to stay home and study
26:25Good girl
26:35Why are you getting me all worked up? I thought you made your aunt a promise
26:39...I promised her I wouldn't have sex
26:41I didn't promise you wouldn't.
26:58Fine! I'll sort it myself!
27:11Mr. Solis!
27:30Okay, don't freak out, okay?
27:32What the hell are you doing?
27:33Hey, I'm sorry, this won't happen anymore.
27:35Uncle Carlos, it's no big deal!
27:36You think you can come into my house and do this?
27:41Answer me! Answer me!
27:44Answer me!
27:46I'll catch you. You're wrong again. I will kick your ass.
27:49Let go of him!
27:51You know what I caught your son doing in my house?
27:53I don't care!
27:54Carlos, what is going on?
27:55I said let go!
27:57Oh, yes! Angie, what the hell?
28:00Wait for me outside.
28:02Ma, please don't.
28:04Outside!
28:11Look, I came in and found him on top of her.
28:15I don't care. He's my kid.
28:17If you ever touch him again, you're dead.
28:27Hey, Bolin!
28:29I see I tried to separate my glass and plastic.
28:37Suck it, Earth!
28:38Come on.
28:47Come on, Mom, let's go.
28:48Let's go.
28:56So, maybe you shouldn't just think about what you want to say, but about how you say it so Tom can hear you.
29:03That's a theory.
29:09Is something bothering you, Lynette?
29:13It's the pregnancy.
29:15This morning, she got mad at me over the way I drank my orange juice.
29:19Is that all?
29:21If you know you're in a safe place here, we can tell each other anything.
29:28Okay.
29:29Since this is a safe place,
29:34Tom and I saw your play the other night.
29:37You did?
29:38Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello?
29:40Well, the truth is I didn't know what to say because...
29:44I didn't really like it.
29:48I know.
29:50Our Anthony was dreadful.
29:52He weren't the only one who thought so.
29:54No.
29:55Actually, I was talking about you.
29:57You were really not very good and now I've sort of lost confidence in you as a therapist.
30:06Oh.
30:08Okay.
30:10Do you want to elaborate?
30:11No, I think I said what I needed to say.
30:16Uh-huh.
30:17See, this is the same thing in your marriage.
30:19You criticize Tom, but you won't be specific.
30:21It's sort of the coward's way out.
30:25Coward?
30:29Okay.
30:31You sucked.
30:32You were really, really bad.
30:35Three words.
30:36Stink.
30:37Stank.
30:38Stunk.
30:39Specific enough?
30:40Good for you, Lynette.
30:41I commend you for your honesty.
30:42Although the Fairview Herald had a different take, they found my Cleopatra incandescent.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:57You actually believe that?
30:59See, this is why we can't see her anymore.
31:02Tom, you haven't weighed in yet.
31:04What did you think?
31:12I thought you were great.
31:14What?
31:15Liar!
31:16You said you've seen seals playing horns that put on a better show.
31:19There's no need to bully him until agreeing with you.
31:21I wouldn't have to bully him if you would man up for once.
31:24Lynette, you're attacking.
31:25Of course, because I'm always the bad cop.
31:27He's always the good cop.
31:29Could you just once not be such a wuss?
31:30Damn right I'm the good cop.
31:32Someone has to be.
31:33Because bad cop, bad cop doesn't work.
31:36I grew up in that house, and it doesn't work.
31:38That is not it.
31:40You like me being the bad guy.
31:42That way you can always be the good guy.
31:44But guess what?
31:45I'd love to be the good guy once in a while, but I can't.
31:48Because when things get hard or a difficult decision has to get made,
31:51you run from confrontation.
31:53And if I don't step into the void, things grind to a halt.
31:56Because I got news for you.
31:58Good cop, good cop doesn't work either.
32:06You're right.
32:10Really?
32:12I like to be liked.
32:14And because of that, a lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you.
32:19And I'm sorry.
32:22Your performance was aggressively bad.
32:27At one point during the second act, I started to choke on a mitt and thought about not fighting it.
32:37Well, this was quite a breakthrough.
32:42And you're right.
32:44You're a wonderful therapist.
32:47Thank you, Lynette.
32:49Now, both of you get the hell out of my office.
32:52So we catch her son on top of our niece and we have to apologize?
32:59No, we have to apologize because you almost put her son's head through a wall.
33:03When are you going to learn violence is not the answer?
33:05I shouldn't have to tell you this.
33:06You know better.
33:07We've been working for 19 years.
33:08You're smarter than this.
33:09This is not the first time we've had this conversation.
33:10I feel like I'm talking to a wall.
33:11What is going on here?
33:12What the hell is wrong with you?
33:13Oh, God.
33:14He's ripping Danny a new one.
33:15Okay, just leave me alone.
33:16No, no, no, no.
33:17Hey, you are getting sloppy.
33:18We should go.
33:19Yeah, we should.
33:20First you get into it, a crazy thing about we're recycling, which I told you not to do.
33:24Then guess what?
33:25She's thinking about suing us.
33:26Okay, I lost my call.
33:27Well, get it back.
33:28Because this rock we are hiding under is not that big.
33:29And if people start poking around, we're done.
33:30And then, bam.
33:31He fires her for something she used to do.
33:32And then, bam.
33:33He fires her for something she used to do.
33:34And then, bam.
33:35He fires her for something she used to do.
33:36No, no, no, no, no.
33:37No, no, no.
33:38No, no, no.
33:39No, no, no.
33:40No, no, no.
33:41Hey, you are getting sloppy.
33:42We should go.
33:43Yeah, we should.
33:44First you get into it, a crazy thing about we're recycling, which I told you not to do.
33:47Then guess what?
33:48She's thinking about suing us.
33:49Okay, I lost my call.
33:50Well, get it back.
33:51Because this rock we are hiding under is not that big.
33:54And then, bam.
33:56He fires her for something she used to do.
33:58It's so hypocritical.
33:59I mean, why not get mad at the kid's father?
34:02He obviously goes to Double D's.
34:05I just hope I didn't get you into any trouble, Mrs. D.
34:08I feel awful.
34:09No, no, no.
34:10This is not your fault.
34:11When I'm sad, my mom gives me a big hug.
34:14Down, tiger.
34:16What am I gonna do?
34:17I have no money for rent.
34:18I'm just gonna end up homeless.
34:20Maybe I should go and beg for my old job back.
34:23No, no, no.
34:24You can't do that.
34:25Quitting that place took a lot of guts.
34:31How do you feel about letting her move in here?
34:33Julie's gone.
34:34We have her empty room.
34:35It's just until she gets on her feet.
34:37You're asking if I'm okay with letting a stripper live with us.
34:40I'm gonna go with no.
34:41Why not?
34:42I have no idea.
34:43I'm just really sure this is a trick question.
34:44She's a nice girl and she's in trouble.
34:46You know, I think of myself as a good person who cares about others.
34:50And how often do I actually get to walk the walk?
34:53This is an opportunity to really help someone.
34:55I wanna do it.
35:01Okay.
35:02Okay, let's go make an ex-stripper and a little boy very happy.
35:11What's this for?
35:12The Lackey's 50th anniversary party, don't you remember?
35:15I'm sorry.
35:16I thought I'd be dead by now, so I wasn't paying much attention to our social calendar.
35:21Well, regardless, you're going.
35:23And if you're still around next Saturday, we've got brunch with my family.
35:27Well, now you're just daring me.
35:29Orson, Walter is about to make a toast.
35:38Don't you wanna hear it?
35:40A speech about the joys of wedded bliss?
35:43Pass.
35:52Walter and Shirley are about to dance to a song that was played at their wedding.
35:56Before they do, Walter would like to say a few words.
36:00I wanna thank you all for coming.
36:0350 years hardly seems possible.
36:06Now, I'm not gonna lie to you and say it's always been easy.
36:10I mean, we've had our share of tragedy, and we've said a few things we wish we could take back.
36:14But for the most part, we've been lucky.
36:18Because no matter how old we get, we've always been able to remember what made us fall in love in the first place.
36:24Right, hon?
36:25I love you For sentimental reasons
36:40I hope you do believe me
36:45I'll give you my heart
36:51Orson!
37:04Orson!
37:05Stop!
37:06You dare know yourself in that pool?
37:10I want to die. Why can't you let me?
37:12Because I want things, too.
37:14I want a party like this someday to celebrate our life together.
37:17What is there about our life to celebrate?
37:20Look at Walter and Shirley in there.
37:22I was watching them dance with such passion in their eyes.
37:25But I know they haven't always been like that.
37:26They've had their rough times, too.
37:28But they stuck it out.
37:29Because they're in love.
37:31I asked you if you loved me, and you couldn't answer.
37:36Fine. I'll answer you now.
37:40I loved you once.
37:42Can I love you again?
37:45I don't know.
37:48But I would like to recapture what we once had.
37:55I mean, how can we do that if you're not here?
38:00So, I'm asking you.
38:02Please stay.
38:06In this never-ending drama we call life, everyone has a part to play.
38:32Some are cast as romantic leads.
38:40Others end up being the victim.
38:42And a few always provide comic relief.
38:50And then, there are those who end up playing the hero.
38:56Especially if they feel there's a villain
38:59who lives just across the street.
39:04For the leaders in Orlane will say,
39:05Let's pray.
39:05Just being more wise.
39:06Let's pray.
39:06Let's pray.
39:06اتしています.
39:07They will support us as a voice.
39:11Good day.
39:12Bye-bye.
39:13Bye.
39:14Bye-bye.
39:14Bye-bye.
39:16Bye-bye.
39:24Bye-bye.
39:25Bye-bye.
39:25Bye-bye.