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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Old friends fought.
00:04You knew that Julie was in trouble and you chose not to come to me.
00:09New lovers lied.
00:11Where did you get it, Brie?
00:13She bought it. I'm assuming.
00:15Yes, at that little antique store down on Pearl Street.
00:18Sorry, we sell furniture. She must have gotten it somewhere else.
00:21And suspicion was born.
00:23Do you know where Catherine was the night that Julie was attacked?
00:30Julie Meyer was having trouble sleeping.
00:34You see, every time she closed her eyes...
00:38She dreamt of her neighbor.
00:41They met when she came to tutor his son.
00:45Later, a chance encounter at a cafe...
00:49Led to hours of conversation.
00:52He asked to see her again.
00:55And again.
00:58And again.
01:02And the next thing Julie knew...
01:05She was having an affair with a married man.
01:09But then, after a close call...
01:13She came to her senses.
01:16And told the man it was over.
01:19Unfortunately for Julie, some men can't take no for an answer.
01:30Can I come in?
01:32What? What? That's it? Is that simple for you?
01:42You have to leave. Now.
01:43Come on, come on. Let's just talk about this.
01:45There is nothing to talk about!
01:46Yes, there is!
01:47Just go!
01:48Come on! Talk to me, huh?
01:53Led? Hi!
01:55What's up?
01:57I'm just dropping off that band candy your mom bought from Penny. Everything okay?
02:01Yeah, everything's fine. Um...
02:03Mr. Bolin was just leaving. Right?
02:06Yeah, I guess I was. Hey, Lynette.
02:09Hey, Nick.
02:14What was that about?
02:15What do you mean?
02:18Well, I...
02:19Don't mean to pry. It's just...
02:21When I was walking up, I heard you two arguing.
02:27He's the guy.
02:29The guy?
02:30The guy I was...
02:32Having the affair with.
02:33No.
02:35No.
02:36Why did you tell me this?
02:38You asked.
02:39Why not lie? I'm late for work. I would have bought anything.
02:42Look, don't freak out. It's over.
02:44Not for me. Now I have to tell your mom.
02:46No, you don't.
02:47She was pissed when I didn't tell her you might be pregnant.
02:49If I don't tell her about this, I'm dead.
02:51Oh, come on, Lynette.
02:52I am serious.
02:53She already shot Catherine. Now she's got a taste for blood.
02:56There's no reason to tell her anything.
02:59I broke it off weeks ago.
03:01Then why was he here?
03:03He wants me to take him back.
03:05He threatened to tell his wife.
03:07He doesn't care. He says he loves me.
03:09Oh, honey, you're smart enough to know that that's a lie. Right?
03:14I keep trying to get over him, but then he comes over here and he says all this stuff and I just get so confused.
03:27Listen to me. I will handle this.
03:32Really?
03:34And you won't tell my mom?
03:36No, I won't.
03:38That night, for the first time in weeks, Julie Meyer would sleep well.
03:50Unfortunately, Lynette Scavo would not.
03:53The Fairview Homeschooling Workbook was created to help parents teach their children.
04:09It's colorful, very entertaining, a bit challenging, and guaranteed to make teaching fun.
04:22Pick that up or I will knock you into next week.
04:24I hate fractions.
04:26I don't care. You still have to learn them.
04:28Why? Fractions are boring.
04:31Okay, fine.
04:33Let me make it more interesting for you.
04:35Say I take Mrs. Doolittle, your favorite doll, and I chop her into thirds.
04:39I bury one third in the yard, I put another third down the garbage disposal.
04:43How much of Mrs. Doolittle do you have left?
04:46You're not gonna hurt her, are you?
04:48It depends on how you answer the question.
04:50Gabby, can I see you for a sec?
04:59What is going on?
05:00I'm teaching math.
05:02By threatening her toys?
05:03Well, maybe teacher's a little tired, okay?
05:06It's not the only thing I have to do around here. I also have to cook and clean.
05:09Okay, I hear you. It isn't fair that all this falls on you.
05:13I'll get you some help.
05:16What? No, no, no, I'd rather have a tutor.
05:19You'd rather scrub toilets than teach your daughter?
05:21Well, at least the toilets won't talk back.
05:23Gabby, she just had to leave her school and all her friends,
05:26and now her mother's gonna abandon her and leave her with some stranger? I don't think so.
05:29No, buts. One even needs you right now, you're doing this.
05:37Don't worry, your doll's safe.
05:40I'm gonna chop anything off, it's gonna be something of your daddy's!
05:44So you're saying you won't even talk to her?
05:46No, we already interviewed Mrs. Mayfack.
05:49That's when you thought Danny Bolin had attacked Julie.
05:51You treated her like a witness. Now you need to treat her like a suspect.
05:54Look, Miss, we're not trying to dismiss your concerns, but women don't commit this kind of crime.
05:59They tend to keep at it physically removed from their victims.
06:03Vehicular assaults, poison.
06:04Well, maybe Catherine was thinking outside the box.
06:10Hey, did you get any mayo?
06:12Yeah.
06:14Look, I was skeptical too, but she does have a motive. She hates Susan.
06:19That's a motive to attack her.
06:21Well, maybe Catherine saw Julie taking out the garbage and thought it was me.
06:26She mistook you for a 23-year-old?
06:27I'm sorry, Mrs. Delfino, but unless you've got actual evidence, we're gonna keep assuming that this is a random incident and that your daughter, thankfully, survived.
06:40Damn it! They forgot the pickle!
06:43What is with this place?
06:44Is there anyone here that understands a woman can be a psycho killer too?
06:49Maybe I can help.
06:51You want me to take this one?
06:53How about it?
06:55Thank you so much.
06:57So how about I take a look at your file? I will swing by tomorrow and I'll get your statement then.
07:03Great.
07:05Well, it's nice to know that someone cares about justice more than pickles.
07:10Pickles.
07:13Come on, Mike.
07:16Are you sure you want this case?
07:19Because I've got a serial killer here that might be more fun.
07:22Nah. She and I go way back.
07:26Mm-hmm. She doesn't remember me now, but she will.
07:33Wish you hadn't committed us to this.
07:35Why, they're our neighbors. And they've been asking us for weeks.
07:37I'm not a fan of Angie Boland. She can be very forward.
07:41I like her. She's earthy. Takes a real interest in people.
07:44Yes. Last week she asked me how much my dress cost. Did I still get visits from my Aunt Flo?
07:49Well, I believe that's a euphemism for-
07:50I know what it means.
07:53By the way, I stopped by that antique store today. The one where you said you bought that brooch.
07:57Oh?
07:58I thought I'd get you a replacement that you gave yours to Susan.
08:01But the owner said they don't sell jewelry there. Just furniture.
08:04Well, that's odd.
08:07I must have confused that store with the jewelry shop on Maple Street.
08:11Yes, I remember now. That's where I bought it.
08:15Hey! Look who's here!
08:17My goodness. Another course?
08:20Oh, my grandmama Belly always said, if the men can still button their pants, dinner ain't over yet.
08:34Is the brujol amazing or what?
08:36I have to admit I've never had this before and it is quite tasty.
08:39Oh, thanks, Ellen. Hang on a sec.
08:43We don't want to stain that gorgeous blouse.
08:48I'm actually a very neat eater.
08:50Oh, hey. When Nicky starts twirling his pasta, nobody's safe.
08:53I did get some friendly fire from a meatball earlier.
08:58I'm glad we're finally doing this. You two are hard to pin down.
09:01Well, we've been incredibly busy.
09:04Oh, I'll bet. Especially since Catherine waked out and you had to give her the boot.
09:08You know, if you need someone to replace her, you could do a lot worse than Angie.
09:11Oh?
09:12Yeah, her grandma, Bambeli, had the best restaurant in Little Italy.
09:15Taught Angie everything she knew.
09:17I mean, if you're looking for help.
09:20Well, if your food is all this good...
09:22We're not hiring.
09:26Sorry.
09:27Okay. It was just a thought.
09:30You sure, Brie?
09:33She said no.
09:35No, I'm just saying. You don't know what you're missing.
09:37Nick, she's had four courses. She knows what she's missing. Now zip it.
09:41Don't bite my head off. I'm just trying to help.
09:43What? By embarrassing our guests?
09:48Just ignore him, okay?
09:49It's your idea to cook for her.
09:55Thank you! Now they're going to think that I don't cook for people unless I have an angle.
10:01I am so sorry.
10:07Now look at them. They're wishing they hadn't come.
10:09No! We're having a lovely time.
10:11Perfect! Now you're making our guests lie.
10:14I'm going to go stir the Swiss.
10:19I'll get more wine.
10:21We're going to need it.
10:23Uh, just curious. How many more courses?
10:26Three.
10:30Orson, I never thought I'd say this to you again, but please unbutton your pants.
10:34Okay, if you have half a cabbage and someone gives you a quarter cabbage, how much cabbage do you have?
10:46None. Because I hate cabbages and I wouldn't take them.
10:50Fine, they're balloons.
10:51There's no such thing as half a balloon.
10:54Well, there is a such thing as half an allowance, which is what you're going to get if you don't start to focus.
10:59Why can't I just use a calculator?
11:01Because you have to know this stuff. If not, you're going to end up scrubbing other people's toilets.
11:05Sorry.
11:07Look, if you finish this page, we'll go get some ice cream. How's that sound?
11:13I don't want to have ice cream with you.
11:23I'm going to get some air.
11:24Will you make sure she doesn't move from the table?
11:31What do you call this again?
11:32Ah, foie gras mousse.
11:34Mmm. It tastes so elegant.
11:37Don't you think it's elegant?
11:39It's okay.
11:41Would you like to sample something else, Mr. Vitale? Some salmon encrode, or perhaps some cocoven?
11:46I've got anything I can pronounce.
11:49You don't need to pronounce it. You've just got to wipe it off your shirt.
11:52If you want to end up on a plate next to the salmon, keep it up.
11:55I'm sorry we wasted your time. My husband doesn't understand elegant food. He's an ignoramus.
12:00Hey, this ignoramus is throwing you an anniversary party for 500 people.
12:05500, you say?
12:08Let's sit down and figure something out, because I would really love to cater this party.
12:13Look, you seem like a nice lady. It's just that our guests are coming in from the Bronx.
12:17They don't know from fancy food. It's more of a sausage and peppers crowd. I'm sorry.
12:23I could make you brajoule.
12:26You can do brajoule?
12:28Yes, and gnocchi and tortelloni and lasagna verde.
12:33But none of that stuff's on your menu.
12:35That's because they're family recipes from my grandmother Bombelli.
12:39You're Italian? You don't look it.
12:42Papa was Irish. I may get my hair from the O'Rourke side by my stomach. She's all Bombelli.
12:48If you give me this chop, I will feed your family my strocota till the men can't button their pants.
12:53Now that's what we're looking for. You're hired.
12:57You're hired.
13:01I feel better.
13:04Alright, let's get back to it.
13:09Hold it. You got all these problems right?
13:13You cheated, didn't you? Confess.
13:16No, Ivana helped me.
13:18Who's Ivana?
13:19That's me.
13:21We met when you handed me this pocket and the rack.
13:24Oh, yeah. Right. Sorry.
13:26You helped her?
13:28I told her to look at fractions like a big chocolate cake.
13:32The bottom number is the whole thing.
13:33And the top number represents how many slices.
13:36Well, I should have known cake would make everything come into focus.
13:39Mass is my specialty.
13:40I have a PhD in engineering from the University of Bucharest.
13:44But it means nothing in the American job market, so...
13:48Wow. A doctor. Impressive.
13:51Oh, the upstairs bathroom has a bunch of hair stuck in the drain.
13:54Can you take care of that?
13:56Sure.
13:58Mom, this next page doesn't make sense.
14:01I need help.
14:05Doctor!
14:08I'm thinking that drain can wait.
14:16Nick.
14:18Hey, Lynette. Perfect timing.
14:20I was just thinking about busting open a bottle of wine.
14:22Well, actually, I'm here to talk to Nick.
14:24I was admiring your roses and I was hoping you could give me a few pointers.
14:29Honey, you hear that? People asking us for gardening tips.
14:32We are officially suburban.
14:33So...
14:34What?
14:35Uh...
14:37You go ahead.
14:38All right.
14:39Thanks, though.
14:41So here's the key.
14:42You, uh...
14:43You cut...
14:44Going away from the bud at a 45 degree angle.
14:46I know about you and Julie.
14:47I know about you and Julie.
14:50For God's sakes, you're twice her age.
14:53Okay, Lynette. This is none of your business.
14:55No offense.
14:57None taken, but...
14:59You know who might be offended? Her father.
15:00If Carl finds out, he's gonna come over here and...
15:03Cut your buds off at a 45 degree angle.
15:05Yeah, thanks for the warning.
15:06I mean it.
15:07If you don't stop bothering Julie, you will be sorry.
15:09Happy gardening.
15:11Hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on.
15:14Julie said I was bothering her?
15:16Did she also tell you that she started this whole thing?
15:18She came after me.
15:20There are two sides to every story.
15:21Yeah, well, your side is married.
15:25Look, I tried to resist.
15:28She just wore me down.
15:29Talking about how she never met anybody like me.
15:31She never felt this way before.
15:32She's been jerking me around since the day we met.
15:34I don't care.
15:36Just leave her alone.
15:37Yeah, alright, alright, fine.
15:38Hey, hey.
15:40If I find out you told anyone about us,
15:43you're the one who's gonna be sorry.
15:47So like I said, you wanna water the roses, you know,
15:49a few times a week.
15:50Don't get anything on the foliage.
15:51Alright, that's how they get diseased.
15:52Alright?
15:54Hey, thanks, baby.
16:07You okay?
16:11I think I might know who strangled Julie.
16:19Hey, good timing.
16:25I'm putting dinner on the table.
16:27I thought the housekeeper was supposed to start today.
16:30She did.
16:31And she's fantastic.
16:35And her family escaped from Romania with practically nothing.
16:39What were they fleeing from?
16:40Cleanliness?
16:42Well, I didn't wanna just no work at her the first day.
16:44We needed time to bond.
16:46Okay, so when does she start bonding with the dishwasher?
16:50Daddy, look what I did!
16:51Fractions!
16:53Alright!
16:54So Mommy taught you how to do fractions.
16:56Mommy didn't.
16:57Ivana!
16:58Ivana!
16:59Take all the credit myself!
17:01You believe her.
17:02After all the work I've done,
17:04let's go teach you some manners.
17:10So the best they can figure,
17:11the attack happened around 1130 that night.
17:13Now, people saw Catherine leaving the wedding in the afternoon,
17:18and no one saw her again until the next morning.
17:21So, you have to wonder.
17:26Um, I'm sorry, but aren't you gonna write some of this down?
17:29You totally don't remember me, do you?
17:32Oh my gosh.
17:34No, sorry.
17:36Can I get a little help?
17:37Denise.
17:39Denise LaPera.
17:40Of course.
17:46A little more help, please?
17:48Fairview High.
17:49I used to sit behind you in Mr. Parsons' English class.
17:52Oh my God.
17:54I am such an idiot.
17:56Denise LaPera.
17:58LaPera.
17:59LaPera.
18:01Oh.
18:02Wow.
18:04Mr. Parsons.
18:06Pitstain Parsons.
18:07Oh gosh.
18:08I wonder what ever happened to him.
18:10Yeah.
18:11I actually arrested him a few years back.
18:13Twice.
18:14Drunk driving.
18:16He got a little aggressive.
18:17I had to use my taser.
18:19Part of me was like, zzzzt, and that's for Beowulf.
18:24That's good times, yo.
18:26Good times.
18:27Good times.
18:28The good times just keep rolling for you, huh, Susan?
18:31I mean, look, she got a handsome husband and two beautiful children and a lovely home.
18:38Oh.
18:39Well, how about you, Detective LaPera?
18:42LaPera.
18:44LaPera.
18:45You know, you have done very well for yourself.
18:48Professionally, maybe.
18:50But I'm living in my mother's basement.
18:53Oh.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:57Uh, divorced?
18:58Never married.
19:00Dating anyone?
19:02No.
19:03But I did bowl a 179 the other night.
19:08And you're a detective.
19:13So, back to Catherine.
19:15Is there anything else that you'd need to know?
19:17No?
19:18I'm good.
19:19I'll just head over there now and nose around and see if she has an alibi.
19:24Oh, actually, uh, Denise, one more thing.
19:27Um, this is a very tight-knit community and I'm afraid if Catherine finds out that I'm the one that accused her of this, things could get ugly.
19:35Ah, we wouldn't want that, would we?
19:38Exactly. So, maybe you could just say it was an anonymous tip or something.
19:42Sure.
19:44Thanks.
19:45Go say hi to your mom.
19:46Yeah, we don't speak.
19:50Oh, look, what a nice gift.
19:53That's the least I could do to thank you for that marvelous dinner.
19:55Oh, please, we should be thanking you for not walking out when me and Nick started screaming at each other.
19:59Oh, it was just one course. The rest of the meal was extremely quiet.
20:03God, you are so tactful.
20:06Do you think you could teach me some of that?
20:08And take away that earthy charm? I wouldn't think of it.
20:10I wouldn't think of it.
20:13Listen, Angie, I have this friend coming to town next week and I would love to serve her that dinner you made for us if you don't mind sharing your recipes.
20:20Oh, gee, I would love to help but Grandma Bumbelli was real strict about not sharing the family recipes.
20:26Oh.
20:28Please.
20:29Please.
20:31This friend just loves good Italian food.
20:34Take it at Piccolino. Their food is good.
20:37Um, this friend, she doesn't really go to restaurants anymore. Not since the fire.
20:42People stare so...
20:45Oh, my God, that's awful.
20:48You know what? Grandma would want this woman to eat well.
20:50Hold on.
20:55Okay, we got the gnocchi, the lasagna verde, the suerolone, the braggio, the straccato, arancini, and the polenta cake.
21:03But I'm making a big exception here, so promise you won't go passing these around.
21:09Trust me, I will treat these recipes as if they were my own.
21:15She has been over there a long time, hasn't she?
21:18Man, are there enough photos of you in this yearbook?
21:21Wow.
21:23Do you still have this cheerleading outfit?
21:26Mike.
21:27I just thought if you put it on, it might jog your memory.
21:32Alright.
21:34Looking at Denise's photo might do the trick.
21:37Hey, here she is.
21:39Yikes. Hair in the 80s. What were you girls thinking?
21:42Oh, my God, Moose.
21:44Too much, Moose, if you ask me.
21:46No, the animal. That was her nickname.
21:49Oh, God. Oh, God.
21:51What's wrong?
21:53This is Moose LaPera.
21:55LaPera. She was the only girl that hated me in high school.
21:59Why?
22:01I may have mentioned to Beth Porter that she had a laugh like a moose.
22:05You gave her the nickname?
22:07No, I just made that comparison.
22:09Beth is the one that got the entire school to go,
22:11whenever she walked by.
22:15And she hates you because of that?
22:17And also, I kind of stole her boyfriend.
22:22Kind of?
22:23She spent all senior year in love with Mark Malone.
22:28And they went on like one date, and Mark noticed me and dumped Moose to ask me out.
22:33So the guy came after you. Wasn't your fault.
22:36Clearly, you were never a high school girl.
22:38Moose was convinced that I stole Mark from her.
22:40Just like Catherine is convinced that I...
22:43Oh, my God. I sent her over there.
22:44It's like a... a meeting of the I Hate Susan Club. What am I gonna do?
22:50This was a long time ago.
22:52Nobody holds a grudge that long.
22:55He may be all right. Look at this.
23:01I think she might be arresting Catherine right now.
23:06That is a perp walk. She is taking Catherine on a perp walk.
23:10Looks more like a perp hug.
23:17What's going on? What... What is she doing?
23:21I think she's showing us how long someone can hold a grudge.
23:24Juanita, I was thinking, after you and Ivana finish your schoolwork, would you like to go see a movie with me?
23:39There's the two of us.
23:40Cool. Can we have Junior Mints for dinner?
23:43It wouldn't be a movie if you weren't throwing up candy on the ride home.
23:51Hi. Can I help you?
23:53Hola. I'm Cristina.
23:57From Happy Housekeeper.
24:00Oh. Oh, there must be some mistake.
24:03Our mate is Ivana.
24:05I request Ivana. Where's Ivana?
24:07My English not so good.
24:09It's okay. It's our new cleaning lady.
24:11Gracias por venir.
24:14Excuse us. One moment.
24:16Un momento.
24:19What do you mean, new cleaning lady? Where's Ivana?
24:21I called the agency and had them send over someone else.
24:24What? Why?
24:26Because Ivana sucked. And not in that good vacuum sort of way.
24:30Hey, cut her some slack. She's Romanian.
24:32Hey, when your people are being chased into Argentina by angry Cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important.
24:37Argentina.
24:38How about you stick to fractions and I'll teach Juanita geography.
24:45Gracias.
24:46How do you feel about teaching math to seven-year-olds?
24:53My English? Not so good.
24:54Not so good.
24:55Yeah, I know.
24:56Knock, knock.
25:05Angie, what are you doing here?
25:06Oh, your shortbread was so good, I made you a batch of my pinoli cookies.
25:09How incredibly thoughtful of you.
25:12Hey, I smell marinara. Are you cooking my food for your friends?
25:15Yes, and I am way behind, so...
25:16Oh, no, let me help you then.
25:19Wow.
25:21You sure got a lot of sauce here.
25:23A lot of potatoes, too.
25:33This is all for three people?
25:34Well, with food like yours, who wouldn't want leftovers?
25:37Vitale anniversary party, arancino, gnocchi, brujol.
25:47You were stealing my recipes for a catering job.
25:49I wanted to serve foie gras. The client demanded pasta.
25:52So you come running to me with some sob story about a burn victim who can only be healed by money, got?
25:57I admit that was a bit tacky.
25:58I let it cancel for that woman!
26:00If you think about it, it was a huge compliment.
26:02And the compliment is that my food is good enough for your business, but I'm not.
26:09I would never say you weren't good enough.
26:11Of course you wouldn't.
26:12You're tactful.
26:14But you know what? I'm not.
26:15Which is why I can say that you're a two-faced, condescending bitch who will never make a nickel off my dead grandma's brujol.
26:23Put it in your other cookies!
26:27That's insane.
26:28I know this is hard for you.
26:30It's impossible. It couldn't have been Nick.
26:31How can you be so sure? It was dark. You told the police you couldn't see who attacked you.
26:35This doesn't make any sense. He loves me.
26:37Exactly. And you broke up with him, honey. This is something we have to consider.
26:41Well, I can't consider it, okay? I just can't.
26:49Julie, we watched you grow up. You're like a daughter to us. We can't stand by and do nothing.
26:57So? You're gonna talk to the police no matter what I say?
27:03I think we have to.
27:11It just couldn't be him.
27:13You? What are you doing here?
27:14The agency gave me this address. Please, Ivana, I need you to come back.
27:24Your husband told the agency that I'm a lousy housekeeper. You never told him what I was really doing. The agency almost fired me. You have to leave.
27:32No, no, no, no, no. Wait. Wait. I need you.
27:35The Juanita needs you.
27:36How?
27:37See? She needs you. She has a test tomorrow. And when I teach her, one of us ends up in tears. Don't make me teach my baby.
27:43I'm sorry. I have floors to scrub.
27:46Forget scrubbing. Ivana, you have a gift. Share it with the world. Starting with my daughter.
27:50What about the floor? You missed a spot.
28:05Got a minute?
28:20This really isn't a good time.
28:23Ooh. New key.
28:28Mmm. Tasty.
28:31Don't patronize me. Angie's are light as air.
28:34Mine are like little shot puts.
28:36Well, perhaps this will cheer you up.
28:39I went to that jewelry store on Maple.
28:42Oh, look what I felt.
28:44You like it?
28:45I told you I don't have time for this.
28:48You know what's odd? I asked them about the first brooch, but they said they had...
28:51Oh, for God's sakes, Orson, would you just stop it?
28:53I have told you again and again I want a divorce.
28:55Do you think you can change my mind with trinkets?
28:58I don't want jewelry. I don't want romantic gestures. I want out.
29:02No, would you please leave me alone or for God's sakes, I'll throw something at you.
29:07Just not one of the gnocchi. Those things could put a man's eye out.
29:15Sorry I'm late.
29:17I had to take down some geezer in the ten items or less line.
29:20Ivana, you should probably split before Carlos gets home.
29:24Oh, my.
29:26Yeah, I got off work early, so I let our cleaning woman go home.
29:31Juanita, good job. Let's knock off early today.
29:37Okay, Daddy.
29:46Did you hear that? I think Celia fell down.
29:48Gabby!
29:49I'm sorry. I asked you for help. I asked for a tutor and you said no.
29:56Because you're her mother.
29:58You should be able to set aside a few hours each day to teach your own daughter.
30:01And I will teach her. There's so many things I'm going to teach her.
30:05How to dress. How to put on makeup.
30:07I'll even show her how to get a boy to notice her.
30:09That stuff I know. And we're going to have so much fun.
30:12But fractions and grammar and history, it's just not my thing.
30:19And she knows it.
30:21And then she gets frustrated because I'm frustrated.
30:24And it's ruining our relationship.
30:26Come on, Gabby. Let's not exaggerate.
30:29Carla, she turned me down when I asked to take her for ice cream.
30:38Holy...
30:39I know.
30:41Some moms are made to homeschool and I'm just not one of them.
30:48Okay. I get it.
30:51We will figure something else out.
30:54You won't have to homeschool her anymore.
30:57Thank you, Carlos.
30:58You're welcome.
31:01Can I keep the housekeeper?
31:03Absolutely not.
31:08I know. I know.
31:10I know.
31:11I know.
31:15May I come in, please?
31:16What now?
31:20Um...
31:21I just...
31:22came to say I'm sorry.
31:24What I did was wrong.
31:26And those names you called me were harsh, but regrettably accurate.
31:32I don't know if you'd even consider working for me now, but if you would, I would be honored to have you in my kitchen.
31:38Well, well, well. You must be drowning over there.
31:42All right. I'm drowning.
31:44All right. I'm drowning.
31:46And you want me to save you?
31:48Please.
31:51First, tell me this.
31:53Why don't you like me?
31:56Why don't you like me?
31:58I like you. I find you colorful and...
32:01Oh, enough with the tact.
32:08Fine. I...
32:10You make me uncomfortable.
32:13I don't know how to respond when someone is as candid as you are.
32:16You say whatever pops in your mind.
32:18You fight with your husband in front of guests.
32:20Oh, well, not everyone's marriage is as perfect as yours, Nancy Reagan.
32:25My marriage is not perfect.
32:29Oh, come on.
32:30Orson and I barely speak to each other anymore.
32:32We haven't shared a bed in three months.
32:37Seriously?
32:42Well, I never would have guessed.
32:45That's the point.
32:46Our problems are personal.
32:47We don't share them with the world.
32:50But you can't seem to keep anything to yourself.
32:58What?
33:01Trust me, honey.
33:03If there's one thing I know how to do, it's keep things to myself.
33:13Well...
33:15There we are.
33:17You think I'm vulgar.
33:19Excuse me. Candid.
33:21And I think you're a tight ass.
33:25But you need help and I need a job, so...
33:29Let's get cooking.
33:31You mean it?
33:33Thank you, Angie.
33:35You're a lifesaver.
33:40So...
33:41No sex for three months.
33:43What do you do, sit on the dryer?
33:44Okay, now you're just goading me.
33:48One ham on wheat, extra mayo, corned beef, lean, and of course, an entire jar of pickles.
33:55I have pickles.
33:57What's this about?
33:59Honestly, I don't think this new detective is up to the job, and I need a couple of seasoned pros with old school savvy...
34:06Hello, Susan.
34:08Denise.
34:10Why don't you call me Moose?
34:12You know you want to.
34:14Moose?
34:15Moose.
34:20Denise, I'm glad I ran into you.
34:22I... I came down here to apologize.
34:24No, you came down here to get me kicked off the case.
34:27Okay.
34:28One more thing to apologize for.
34:31So look, um, I really am sorry about Mark Malone, but that was ages ago.
34:36And that guy had loser written all over him.
34:39He's the CEO of Malone Enterprises with a six bedroom home overlooking the lake.
34:43Okay.
34:45The point is, I'd hate for our history to cloud your judgment in this case.
34:51You think I'm behaving unprofessionally.
34:54Well, when you were leaving Catherine's house the other day, you two did look pretty chummy.
35:01Well, it turns out we have a lot in common.
35:03We both had boyfriends stolen by you.
35:06I did not steal Mike.
35:09Catherine just thinks that I did, which is why I'm betting she strangled Julie.
35:13Yeah, well, she couldn't have because she was on the phone all night with her daughter, and the phone records confirm it.
35:18You sure?
35:19I know how to do my job, Susan.
35:21In fact, I've discovered some interesting facts while investigating this case.
35:26Is it true that on the evening of September 16th, at approximately 11.45, you shot Catherine Mayfair?
35:35What? That was an accident.
35:38And you not reporting it was a crime.
35:41Okay, um, let's not blow this out of proportion.
35:45I hurt you, but you've got to get past this.
35:48You can't keep blaming me for the way that your life turned out.
35:51It's just, it's going to make you bitter and miserable, like Catherine.
35:56You need closure, Denise.
35:59You have the right to be happy.
36:02And you have the right to remain silent.
36:08Here you go.
36:10Hey Susan, you know what this is called?
36:13Closure.
36:14Julie Meyer assault?
36:15We're not on that case anymore.
36:16Detective LePere is handling that.
36:17Why?
36:18Well, we have some new information to report.
36:20The detective is out on a call at the moment.
36:22This needs to be checked out right away.
36:23What needs to be checked out right away?
36:24Did you guys ever talk to Nick Boland?
36:26The dad of the kid we arrested?
36:27Yeah, yeah, we talked to him.
36:28I'm guessing he didn't mention that he and Julie were having an affair.
36:30She broke it off right before she was attacked.
36:33I'm kidding.
36:34Hey, babe.
36:35What's up?
36:36Good news.
36:37I am a working girl.
36:38Brie asked me to join her company.
36:39Yes?
36:40Hey, that's great.
36:41Hey, babe.
36:42What's up?
36:43Hey, babe.
36:44Hey, babe.
36:45What's up?
36:46Good news.
36:47I am a working girl.
36:48Brie asked me to join her company.
36:49Yes?
36:50Hey, that's great.
36:51Hey, you're still going to come for me, right?
36:52You're kidding?
36:53You're my guinea pig.
36:54Mm-hmm.
36:55Congrats.
36:56Oh, and there was something else I needed to tell you.
36:57What's up?
36:58What's up?
36:59What's up?
37:00What's up?
37:01What's up?
37:02What's up?
37:03What's up?
37:04What's up?
37:05What's up?
37:06What's up?
37:07What's up?
37:08What's up?
37:09What's up?
37:10What's up?
37:11Oh, and there was something else I needed to tell you.
37:13Oh, right, right, right.
37:15Cops called.
37:16They wanted to know where you were the night that Julie Meyer was strangled.
37:22What?
37:23Why would they be asking about me?
37:25I guess because you were having an affair with her?
37:30Look, I don't know what they told you.
37:32They didn't tell me anything.
37:34I've known for weeks.
37:37Hedge.
37:38Don't.
37:39Don't embarrass yourself.
37:40Or me.
37:41You did a stupid thing.
37:44But, I know you can't go anywhere.
37:47And you know I can't go anywhere.
37:49So, you're gonna have to get past this.
37:51I'm so sorry.
37:54I've put you through a lot.
37:55So you get this one.
37:57But that's it.
37:59You know I never attacked her.
38:01And that is why I lied and told the cops you were with me the entire night.
38:04So we okay?
38:05Now we're okay.
38:06Now we're okay.
38:19We're okay.
38:22Wow.
38:25The truth is, there's only so much we can learn from books.
38:31They can't tell you how to make your wife happy.
38:34They can't tell you how to appreciate your neighbor.
38:40They can't tell you if that man across the street is dangerous.
38:47No.
38:48The only way to truly learn is from your mistakes.
38:57Of course, if those mistakes land you in jail, it might be nice to have a book.
39:03To pass the time.