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03:39So, what you're telling me is, if we go to Washington and find a helpful judge, you can open a new casino.
03:48All aboard for Denver, Kansas City, and Washington, D.C.
03:53I happen to know a very helpful judge.
03:56So long, Nevada. I'll be back.
04:09Welcome to Land of No Joke Tribe.
04:27I, Honest Eagle, have joy in heart
04:30As I greet Lucky Luke, my bosom pal
04:32Same here, Honest Eagle
04:33Friend Lucky Luke, you looking mighty fine
04:36But, Honest Eagle must admit
04:38Luke's brave horse got really dumb hairstyle
04:40Now, time for welcoming ceremony
04:45Have a drink, Chief
04:57After you
04:59No, you go first
05:00Honest Eagle, not dream of going first
05:02But I insist
05:03No, I insist
05:05No, I really insist
05:06But you look thirsty
05:07Thirsty? Me? No, I'm not thirsty at all
05:10Honest Eagle, not thirsty either
05:12Please, be my guest
05:14No, I couldn't possibly
05:15No, you go ahead
05:16Yahoo, water all gone
05:22That mean welcoming ceremony is over
05:25Unfortunately, Honest Eagle
05:27Not have anything else to offer
05:29By way of drink
05:30Too bad
05:31I could really go for a lemonade
05:32With fresh mint
05:33No joke, tribe in trouble
05:36Crops drying up
05:37It's a drought
05:38You need rain
05:39But Rain Man, Spastic Sparrow
05:41Has forgotten dance
05:43Forgotten?
05:44See for yourself
05:45No dance
06:01No rain
06:02No rain
06:03No crops
06:05If Spastic Sparrow
06:06Not remember dance soon
06:07Tribe finished
06:08How'd he forget the dance?
06:09He fell off horse
06:11Bumped head
06:12Lost memory
06:13What you got?
06:24A refund of our coach fare
06:25We reached Washington
06:27Seven minutes late
06:28I threatened to sue
06:29If we didn't get our money back
06:31You're a great lawyer, Buzzard
06:34Now let's pay a visit
06:35To my friend
06:35Judge Elijah Crook Jr
06:37Let's see if we can convince him to help us
06:40You have visitors, Your Honor?
06:48Send them right in
06:49Hello there, Judge Crook
06:51Now, now, don't do anything you might regret
06:55Poker face
06:57Why, I, uh, I'm so glad to see you
07:00I'll bet you are
07:01This is Brooding Buzzard
07:02He's my lawyer
07:03Your lawyer?
07:04Oh, no
07:06Relax, Judge
07:07I'm not here to collect your debt
07:09I simply have a little proposition
07:11To discuss with you
07:13I'm not sure what you're asking me to do is legal
07:23Oh, it is
07:25Buzzard looked into it
07:26As an added incentive
07:28I would cancel your gambling debt
07:30And what's more
07:31You'd get a little piece of the action
07:33Five percent
07:34Ten
07:35Discuss it with my lawyer
07:37We'll do lunch
07:38Send me a smoke signal next week
07:40Time to rinse
07:46Uh-oh
07:48I need water
07:50Sure
07:52That's all there is
07:55Till Spastic Sparrow gets his dance right
07:57Yo
08:17Greetings, Chief Honest Eagle
08:19My lawyer and I want to have a powwow with you
08:23Honest Eagle smells something fishy
08:29If Poker Face and Cousin Brooding Buzzard come to stir up trouble
08:33Then the No Joke Tribe say no way, Jose
08:35Whoa, relax, Chief
08:37I have great news for you
08:38You and your tribe can make some money
08:41Hold horses
08:42No Joke Tribe have no way to make money
08:44Oh, yes they do, thanks to me
08:46Look
08:47What this say?
08:50It's a decree signed by a judge in Washington, D.C.
08:53Giving the No Joke Tribe the legal right to run a gambling establishment
08:57What?
08:58Let me see that
08:58It looks real
09:01Oh, it is
09:02And since I know a bit about gambling
09:04I could be the tribe's partner in the casino business
09:07If you let Poker Face be your partner, you'll regret it
09:10Remember the old saying, Chief
09:12Better safe than sorry
09:13I know another old saying
09:15Beggars not be choosers
09:17No Joke Tribe out of water
09:18And Rain Man's forgotten his dance
09:20Honest Eagle accepts the offer
09:22Poker Face will be partner of Tribe and Managed Casino
09:26I'll draw up the contract
09:27Say, Poker Face
09:34You putting up heat big purple gambling teepee
09:36That's right
09:37This will be the biggest casino in the country
09:39And have you heard the catchy name I thought up for it?
09:42Dead Cow
09:43Exactly
09:44Soon folks will be coming to the Dead Cow from every corner of the United States
09:48To lose their money and line our pockets
09:50What is that?
09:59It called grass
09:59And would be a lot more of it around here if you remembered your rain dance
10:03Friends, this is Swifty
10:05He's gonna teach you everything you need to know to be car dealers
10:08You're in good hands with Swifty
10:11Let's start with an ordinary deck of 44 cards
10:14Aren't you ashamed to be turning the most honest Indians in the West into dirty dealers?
10:20Not at all
10:21It's a useful skill
10:22For them and me
10:23Be honest with honest eagle
10:33What you think of outfit I wear as assistant manager of casino
10:37It's great
10:38It's stupid
10:39You look more like a circus clown than a chief
10:43But answer a little too honest
10:45Even for honest eagle
10:46You, get out
10:47Just trying to help
10:48Now when we'll let you start with a little white ball
10:54Nice shot cowboy
10:58You're pretty good with that six shooter
11:01How would you like to work for me?
11:03You can take care of security for the casino
11:05The pay is good and the work is easy
11:08All you have to do is look the other way every so often
11:12So, what do you say?
11:13Want the job?
11:14Forget it
11:15Sorry, my hand slipped
11:17It's a good thing for you that your hand slipped
11:20Because if you'd done that on purpose
11:22We'd have sued you for millions
11:23Why, Governor, I'm glad you could make it to our grand opening
11:35I believe you know my partner, honest eagle
11:38Yes
11:39Since these Indians have a code order saying they can run a casino
11:42The ladies of the anti-gambling patrol can't close the place down
11:45Don't even mention those ladies
11:47Well, if it isn't Judge Crook, what a nice surprise
11:50Thank you for coming by
11:52Lucky Charms
12:03Get your Lucky Charms here
12:04I seem to have a full house
12:12No, you numbschool
12:14You're supposed to show your cards after the other players
12:17The next winning number on the big wheel will be nine
12:20Please make your bets, everybody
12:22It's no good, boss
12:32These Indians are too honest
12:34They don't know how to win
12:35Relax, Swifty
12:37My one-armed bandits don't know how to lose
12:40What a wonderful night I've had
12:54Did you win?
12:56Are you kidding?
12:57I lost big time as usual
12:59But that doesn't matter because you see, cowboy
13:01I have a piece of the action
13:03When I'm losing with my right hand
13:04That means I'm winning with my left
13:07Get your hands off the cash
13:20Now that is what I call an honest Indian
13:28Our first night was a success
13:30Here's your share of the profits, Judge
13:33And here's the tribe's share, Chief
13:37He's cheating, you honest eagle
13:39Friend Luke should stop being so suspicious
13:41No joke tribe trust Poker Face
13:44Not hear him called cheater
13:45What are you gonna do with all that cash?
13:48Gonna get lots of water
13:49Got no choice since Rain Man forgot his dance
13:52I'll sell you some water
13:53Where do you want it?
13:58In the big hole
14:00You sold them that water at twice the going rate
14:11I'm a good businessman
14:12You're a thief
14:13Keep quiet and I'll make it worth your while
14:16Oh, sorry, my hand slipped again
14:22You know how to play Texas roulette, cowboy?
14:27There's a bullet in every chamber
14:29I'll shoot first
14:30Has lucky Luke gone loopy
14:35For shooting at manager of tribal casino
14:37You've got to be punished
14:38I hereby banish you from land of no joke
14:41You heard him, beat it
14:43We can talk again after you get plucked, Chief Honest Eagle
14:47Hey, there it is
15:07The Dead Cow Casino
15:08I hear those no joke dealers lose every time
15:12I'm gonna clean them out, fellas
15:15Those no joke dealers won every time
15:32I got cleaned out, fellas
15:35Brothers and sisters
15:55Tribes water should be used for growing crops
15:58Not for splashing and playing silly games
16:00We like silly games, Chief
16:04Honest Eagle, what a pleasure to see you
16:15Pleasure not mutual, poker face
16:17Me not happy camper
16:18You swimming in money
16:20While lazy tribe swims in overpriced water
16:22And crops dry up
16:23So I come here to say
16:25Our contract is finished
16:26I'm real sorry to hear about your crops, Eagle
16:29But if you break the contract
16:30Well, tell them what happens, Buzzard
16:32Breach of contract will result in a 50 million dollar lawsuit
16:36And a long prison sentence for the chief of the tribe
16:39Howdy, Chief
16:44Why so glum?
16:45Friend Luke, you were right about poker face
16:47He be bad man with forked tongue and hard heart
16:50No joke tribe is stuck in contract
16:53And that really is
16:55No joke
16:56And stay out
16:57You'll be allowed back in when you pay off your debt
17:03I thought you said you had a piece of the action
17:07Yes, but my right hand loses money faster than my left hand wins it back
17:11You know, if you owned the casino, your problem would be solved
17:13You could change managers and your right hand would keep pace with your left
17:17Your idea is very interesting, young fellow
17:19Let's discuss it, shall we?
17:21Eagle will sell you the casino in return for a steady supply of water
17:26A tempting scheme
17:28But where will I find a new manager to run the place?
17:31You're a well-connected judge
17:32You must know someone who can do the job
17:34Yes, I've got this in the telegram right away
17:36That's your manager?
17:56You can't judge a book by its cover, my good cowboy
17:59Honest eagle chief of the no-joke tribe
18:04This is Don Vito Cartunioni, chief of the South Bronx tribe and new manager of the casino
18:09I understand you want to receive payment in water
18:13That's right, the tribe has a liquidity problem
18:15We get the water, you keep all the cash
18:18I can't live with that, let's sign
18:20Oh no, nobody's signing anything
18:22I have an exclusive contract as manager, which my lawyer can't confirm
18:26Under Nevada state law, when a gambling enterprise is sold, management contracts are nullified
18:38In plain English, Pokerface, your history
18:40What's the big idea?
18:45It's me you're working for, remember?
18:47Correction, it's the law I work for
18:50You're just my client, Pokerface
18:52And as clients go, you're a real pain
18:54Now then, let's sign the contract
18:56Oh no, you don't
18:58Oh yes, you do
19:01We've got trouble!
19:14Pokerface has gone crazy!
19:16He's holed up in the casino all by himself
19:18And he's threatening to blow the place sky high!
19:22I'll handle this
19:23Dead Cow Grandpa
19:40Might as well accept it
19:46Pokerface, you've lost
19:47Maybe so, but I'm going out with a bang
19:50¿Estás listo para descargarlo?
20:04No es posible. Si no me equivoco, tu shooter es limpio.
20:10Pero tengo siete jugadores.
20:13Esta vez no hay nada que puedas hacer.
20:15Es donde estás equivocada.
20:20¡Dred! ¡Es va a blow!
20:30¡My poor casino!
20:41¡Hey! ¡I remember now!
20:44¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey!
20:50¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! ¡Hey!
20:51I don't like rain. Let's go.
20:58¡Done Vito! ¡Don't leave me!
21:00Now that water is falling from sky, tribe don't need to pay for it. So no need to rebuild that disgusting purple teepee.
21:10Crooked Judge with sleeve full of cards. Better leave now and never come back.
21:15And that goes double for you, Poker Face.
21:17Well, your valley is green again, Chief.
21:27That's right. Now Honest Eagle want to give this place a new name.
21:31And what's that?
21:32Las Vegas. Pretty name, huh?
21:35With a name like that, you should be safe from gamblers for a long time.
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