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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30We begin our act, we'll be pouncin' up and down real instantly, but then we'll start to bounce higher and higher, and when we get ourselves bouncing high enough, bingo! We're gonna bounce right over the-
00:41The tutus are ready, and it's lunchtime! I could go for some mashed broccoli.
00:56Here's your lunch, boys. Mashed broccoli.
01:00I guessed what we were having for lunch. And you know what that means, don't you, fellas? That means I've got supernatural fire.
01:20Supernatural, huh? Then guess what I'm gonna do to you right now.
01:26Let's see. Uh, you're gonna jump on me and start wringing my neck.
01:31Exactly!
01:32Now calm down, Joe!
01:35What did I tell you? I really do have supernatural powers!
01:39Those were the Ragtime rockets from Cell Block D.
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03:59After ruining their ballet, it's the least you can do.
04:02What? Oh, no.
04:04Not him!
04:10As you can all see, the cowboy and the inmate have been handcuffed to each other.
04:16But I, the great Daltony, will unlock the handcuffs using my supernatural mental powers.
04:23Mental powers? You've got to be kidding.
04:25Please keep quiet, everybody, while I empty my head.
04:29Don't bother, Avril. It's already empty.
04:37Handcuffs, I command you to open.
04:44Gee, I guess all that deep thinking must have strained his brain.
04:48Forget about him. Someone open the cuffs. I'm sick of being locked to Lucky Lou.
04:52Well, don't just stand there, guard. Hurry up and get the key.
04:55The key? We ain't got one. Those ain't prison handcuffs.
05:01What'd you do with the key, you morons?
05:04I want that key!
05:06Warden, if these ain't prison cuffs, then how'd they get here?
05:09Oh, wait. It's coming back to me.
05:11Oh, yes. I remember now.
05:13A few days ago, we received a visit from a traveling handcuff salesman by the name of Longneck, Theodore Q. Longneck.
05:21He said we should buy his handcuffs, which he claimed were indestructible.
05:26Well, naturally, I assumed he was a liar, so I had him thrown out.
05:30He went on his way, and I promptly forgot all about him.
05:34But as he was leaving, he must have accidentally dropped a pair of cuffs.
05:39Avril spotted them, and quickly grabbed them without anybody noticing.
05:46So, what you're saying, Warden, is that no one's got a key.
05:49Does anybody have a file or other tool for opening locks?
05:52Ah, it's no use.
06:02Well, what do you know? They really are indestructible. Longneck was telling the truth.
06:07He must be on the road, traveling from prison to prison, selling his cuffs.
06:11We'll just have to search till we track him down.
06:13And when we do, I'm going to throttle that Longneck!
06:16What's the matter, Mule?
06:22Whenever I set a hoof outside the prison, I start feeling kind of homesick.
06:28Your days are numbered, Lucky Luke.
06:31Oh yeah, sooner or later, I'm going to get you.
06:33We're under attack! Take cover!
07:02That's it! Stop everything!
07:14I'm canceling the war games!
07:16That tank is eleven, it's a dud!
07:18Ah, General George Koster, have designed a magnificent war machine!
07:22But you incompetent soldiers went and done it with weak armor!
07:25Calm down, General! We'll build another one with stronger metal!
07:34Did I hear someone say metal?
07:36This is your lucky day, gents!
07:39Because I happen to be an expert on metal,
07:41and I'm in the fortunate position of being able to sell you an alloy that is absolutely indestructible!
07:47I am Theodore Q. Longneck, and by mixing string beans with iron,
07:51and I have created the world's first indestructible metal!
07:54Oh really? Tell me more!
08:00Hmm, we gotta find a way to get out of here!
08:03You mean escape? Without Joe?
08:05We can't do that, he's the brains of the gang!
08:08Ah!
08:10You're forgetting my supernatural powers!
08:13With Joe gone, there's nobody here to smack that idiot!
08:21I am the great Daltoni!
08:24Door, I command you to open!
08:27Hmm? Are you heard of hearing?
08:29I said I command you to open!
08:32Oh!
08:36Huh?
08:39See? I got the door to open!
08:41I know I can do it!
08:43Seeing as how you have an empty bunk,
08:45I've brought you a new cellmate!
08:47Hey, why are you looking at me like that?
09:10Ow!
09:10I use my powers to turn myself into a pen cushion!
09:18All we have to do to find Joe is follow the hoofprings!
09:22Oh boy, that's gotta hurt, Joe!
09:37I'm gonna get you, Lucky Luke!
09:40My brothers, he's sure to be on our trail by now!
09:46They're gonna jump you when you least expect it!
09:49Follow the hoofprings, great idea!
09:51So, I made a mistake!
09:57Back off!
09:58Oh!
09:59No!
10:05Relax, fellas!
10:06If you wanna know where Joe is, leave it to me!
10:09I'll use my powers
10:10Yes, I'm getting an image
10:13I can see him
10:15He's in a black desert
10:16And he's alone
10:17No doubt about it, that's Joe
10:19Joe, it's me, Avril
10:22He's waving at me, guys
10:27That's your reflection, you bonehead
10:31Cheer up, Joe
10:38We're just gonna ask if Longneck came by
10:40We're not staying
10:42No vacancy
10:44Huh?
10:47We're looking for Theodore Longneck
10:49A handcuff salesman
10:50I don't care who you're looking for
10:52Go away
10:53Now that you mention it
11:00Longneck came by two days ago
11:02When he left, he was heading west
11:04I feel a headache coming on
11:14We're gonna have to ride through the night
11:17There goes my beauty sleep
11:20Joe!
11:24Joe!
11:26Joe!
11:27Shh!
11:28Quiet, you nitwit
11:29We don't wanna be heard
11:31Oh
11:31Joe!
11:34Where are you?
11:36Oh, Joe!
11:37Joe!
11:38Joe!
11:38We'll spend the night in this cave
11:41It looks nice and quiet
11:43Hey, do you feel that, fellas?
11:48There's a furry blanket in here
11:50We'll be nice and warm
11:52Huh?
11:52Oh, what's this?
11:54Feels kinda wet
11:55That wasn't a blanket
11:59You numbskulls!
12:17Nice peaceful night, huh, Joe?
12:19I'll get you, lucky Luke
12:21Hold it right there
12:31Howdy, friend
12:33I'm looking for a man
12:35Huh?
12:38Oh
12:38It is you, lucky Luke
12:47Right here in my very own cabin
12:49You know me?
12:50Hey, I'm your biggest fan
12:51And I've followed all your Wild West adventures
12:53I'm gonna be sick
12:55Yeah, I've got a collection of your pictures
12:57Mr. Luke, I'd be much obliged if you'd give me your autograph
13:05And make it out to Hank Hornet
13:07That's me
13:08I don't know what to say, Hank
13:10I'm just a poor, lonesome cowboy
13:11What, did you give me your autograph?
13:14Why, sure I will
13:15Your friend's a weird one
13:27He can get hot under the collar
13:29I'm not gonna quit
13:30Sooner or later, I'll get you
13:32If you're looking for that long neck fella
13:34You'd best check out Rope Gulch
13:36Lots of folks wander into that town
13:38And they stay forever
13:39Thanks, Hank
13:40Come on, Joe, let's ride
13:42Good luck
13:43You'll need it
13:45Rope Gulch
13:46Hangings on the hour
13:48You'd better behave yourself, Joe
13:50Folks are high strung in this town
13:52Hi, everyone
13:57My name is Joe Dalton
13:59Perhaps you've heard of me
14:00I'm a well-known criminal
14:02That's right
14:03Me and my accomplice just escaped from jail
14:06What are you doing?
14:07If I think you're my accomplice
14:09They'll hang you
14:10And if they hang you
14:11That means I'll have finally gotten rid of you
14:13Think for a minute
14:14If I'm your accomplice
14:16Then you're mine
14:17So if they hang me
14:18They'll hang you
14:19Say what?
14:20Stop right there
14:21We'll have a fair trial
14:22Then we'll string you out
14:23Hold your fire, Sheriff
14:25I'm not an outlaw
14:27I'm actually Lucky Luke
14:29Yeah, sure
14:30And I'm actually Queen Victoria
14:32I knew I should have stayed home in prison
14:37Dang it
14:46I don't have to try the noose
14:47You all right, Joe?
14:53No, I'm not
14:54I'm exhausted
14:56But I'm still gonna get you, Lucky Luke
14:59You weren't scared, were you?
15:02No, I wasn't scared
15:03I was terrified
15:04I like eating make-believe food
15:14Who wants a drumstick?
15:16Everly, you're driving me nuts
15:18Hey, guys, you smell that?
15:22What?
15:22It's potato stew
15:24This way
15:25Good boy, Avril
15:36No, Avril, stay
15:40I wonder where Longneck is
15:47After I get rid of you
15:48I'll get rid of him
15:50Glad you like my potato stew
15:56Let's sneak closer to him
16:01Tell me something, Joe
16:03If you had created a metal
16:05That was indestructible
16:06What would you do with it?
16:07I'd make a suit of armor
16:08Then come after you
16:10You'd empty your six-shooter at me
16:11But that wouldn't stop me
16:13From wringing your neck
16:14Armor?
16:16That's it
16:16The army
16:17Saddle up, Joe
16:18Now that we've found him
16:24What do we do?
16:25We watch and wait for our chance
16:27There's still some potato stew
16:33On this ride
16:34It scares me to think
16:35That we're related to him
16:37Hey, soldier
16:49My name's Lucky Luke
16:51And I'm looking for a handcuff salesman
16:53I have orders not to let anyone in
16:55So get lost
16:56You could at least try saying please
17:01Intruder alert!
17:02Battle station!
17:06Lucky Luke
17:07Are you sure it was Lucky Luke?
17:09Yes, sir, General Custer
17:10That was his name
17:11He was looking for a handcuff salesman
17:13I don't believe it
17:14This can't be happening
17:15Whatever I devise
17:17Or you play
17:17And that cursed cowboy
17:18Comes along
17:19And ruins everything
17:20It's not fire!
17:22Calm yourself, sir
17:23I'm sure he doesn't suspect a thing
17:24Really?
17:25Because my latest plan
17:27Is really clever
17:28I'll use my indestructible war machine
17:30To invade Greenland
17:31Then I'll conquer Canada
17:33And then I'll run for president
17:34Of the USA!
17:35Something tells me
17:49Long neck's in there
17:50And I intend to find him
17:52And I intend to get rid of you
17:56What the?
17:58Oh, no
17:59I've got you now
18:13You know
18:16Some days
18:17Nothing seems to go right
18:19Here's your chili, Mr. Long neck
18:25With the basket sauce
18:26The way you like it
18:29Okay, Avril
18:33Boost us over the wall
18:35Why do I have to give you a boost?
18:37Just because I'm taller than you
18:39Mr. Long neck, I presume
18:56My name is Lucky Luke
18:59And this is Joe Dalton
19:00You've got to get me out of here
19:02General Custer's crazy
19:04He made me build this armored war machine
19:06Did you ever see anything so ridiculous?
19:09Who'd want one of these
19:10When they could have handcuffs?
19:12And speaking of handcuffs
19:13You got the key?
19:14Oh, sorry
19:15General Custer took away all my keys
19:17Hmm, Joe, I believe you just solved our problem
19:28Well, I'll be
19:34I guess this Tabasco sauce is strong stuff
19:37We're leaving
19:38Joe
19:39Joe
19:40At last
19:41I'm finally going to get him
19:43Yeah
19:45Hey, how do I stop this thing?
19:55Did you hear something?
19:57Steady
19:58Now stay very quiet, you two
20:00Cause we're almost
20:02That's funny
20:06I feel like we're going backwards
20:08My tank
20:21It seems to be gone
20:22I have unfortunate news, General
20:27My indestructible alloy
20:29Suffers from one small drawback
20:31When it touches Tabasco sauce
20:33It melts
20:33Not to worry, sir
20:35I'm quite sure
20:36They have no Tabasco sauce
20:37In Greenland
20:38Nevertheless
20:39I want every bottle
20:40Of the stuff to be shot
20:42I almost got him
20:54And I will get him next time
20:56I missed you, Joe
20:58We missed you, too, Joe
21:01Seems how I am the great Daltony
21:07I predict
21:07When we get back to prison
21:09Mash broccoli for everyone
21:11Amaral
21:12Shut up