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00:00Música
00:30Here's a living legend
00:36My dear Luke, what an honor for the town
00:39Yep
00:39I just bawl like a puppy at funerals
00:44Here he comes, here he comes
00:46Somehow I thought he was taller
01:16There's a world of hoit in those eyes
01:24Must be a relative of the dearly departed
01:27General Custer, the town of nothing gulch
01:29Bows in humble veneration
01:31At the prospect of welcoming such a prestigious hero
01:34A living legend
01:35And one of the last true natural blondes
01:38Are you sure that's not the welcoming speech from Miss Kitty?
01:42No, no, no, no flowers
01:43The general's allergic
01:44To flowers
01:49Every stout-hearted and red-blooded citizen of nothing gulch
01:52Joins men proffering a hand to
01:54Thanks, great speech
01:57You're welcome
01:59Gentlemen
01:59You gals as well
02:01I can read your minds
02:03You've had a belly full of underdressed noisy redskills
02:07You're fed up and you're not gonna take it anymore
02:10So I shall send them back where they came from
02:13To France
02:14France, France
02:15Pardon me, general, but we get along fine with the local tribes
02:20They're peaceful and neat and...
02:21Impossible
02:22A redskin can't be peaceful
02:24Those tricksters have sold you a bill of engine goods
02:27Yep
02:28The legend lives, though the brain has died
02:31I'll go and offer him my condolences
02:33Huh?
02:35You have my deepest sympathies
02:37Rentendam, come here
02:38Rentendam, what a noble name
02:41And look at those eyes brimming with keen intelligence
02:43I couldn't find a better mascot for the 13th Cavalry
02:47Now what's he want to insult me for?
02:49What is he, crazed with grief?
02:5113th Cavalry, prepare to follow your leader
02:53And...
02:55Go!
02:58Wahoo!
02:59Whoa!
03:03That was almost as good as when the Laramie players did a chorus line
03:07Jolly, I think it's time we paid a visit to our old friend, Chief Honest Eagle
03:10Peaceful Indians, who'd have thunk it?
03:15He did it on purpose
03:17Ulysses S. Grant sent me to the only peaceful Indian region in the entire West
03:21He knows that if I lead one more great redskin round
03:25I've become the number one general
03:27Whoa!
03:29Whoa!
03:31Ah!
03:33He's scared!
03:35General Ulysses S. Grant is trembling in his boots
03:38For fear that George A. Custer will take his place in the White House
03:42Grant, here's nothing but a scaredy cat
03:45Grant, here's nothing but a scaredy cat
03:47Grant
03:47Come in
03:49General!
03:50The regiment is ready for inspection, sir!
03:53Present Hubs!
04:11Let me reassure my brother of the pure heart and the swell bandana
04:15It has been many moons since the No-Joke tribe has traded in the tomahawk for the hoe
04:20Our ferocious warriors have become peaceful planters and gardeners
04:24And with the help of our great shaman, we have managed to transform this desert into a garden
04:29That is, when he doesn't confuse the dance of the winds with the rain dance
04:45You should know, our vegetables feed six nations
04:50And I'm proud to say that the quality goes in before No-Joke name goes on
04:54Yep, I have a feeling Custer's more into blood and killing than he is to mud and tilling
04:59Oh, oh
05:02We have nothing to fear from General George Custer
05:05It just so happens we're the exclusive suppliers to Fort Smith
05:09How's that?
05:10This stew is made with Indian vegetables?
05:12Why sure, General!
05:13Everybody around here eats No-Joke tribe vegetables
05:16They're 100% organic!
05:18That's enough!
05:19From now on you use United States Cavalry Sanction Regulation vegetables, do you hear me?
05:25But General, those vegetables come from Minnesota
05:28Yeah, so?
05:29You got something against Minnesota?
05:30No, but those vegetables cross the desert
05:33Under a hot sun
05:34In an uncovered wagon
05:36There's a risk of scurvy
05:37Then we'll all get regulation scurvy, Major!
05:40That's not all, General!
05:42The cans explode when we open them, sir!
05:44Especially the beans, sir
05:51No-Joke Tomatoes! Over here!
05:57Hey, I was here first!
05:58Engine-grown produce has been declared illegal!
06:01Captain, I demand an explanation
06:04In order of the General!
06:06Chief Honest Eagle is licensed by me personally
06:09There's no reason to prevent him from hawking his vegetables
06:12No reason, you say?
06:13You are blind fools!
06:15Can you not say through this redskin ruse?
06:17They're just selling vegetables
06:19Precisely!
06:20Vegetables!
06:21What could be sneakier?
06:22If nobody halts the spread of redskin vegetables
06:25Pretty soon everyone will be eating them
06:27From coast to coast
06:29The redskin will go rich and powerful
06:31Controlling a booming organic agro empire
06:33Which will bring the white man's civilization
06:35Of cans and chemicals to its knees
06:37Then where will we be?
06:38We must fimp out this perfidious plant-based attack
06:41On the values we all dear and dear
06:43Ow!
06:45Did you catch any of that Thelonious?
06:48Yep, he don't like tomatoes no-how
06:51With me it's rutabagas, man
06:53I hate them starchy things
06:56Captain!
06:58Destroy the vegetable sand!
07:00You heard the General!
07:02Tear it down!
07:03Mission accomplished, General!
07:21I don't want to see a single redskin in this town
07:24Honest Eagle finding it difficult to maintain composure
07:27Easy there, Chief
07:28I'll organize a little pow-wow with our short-tempered friend there
07:32Soon as he dries off
07:34You're a mattress saint, Batman
07:36I swear, I've seen that guy before somewhere
07:39Rin Tin Dumb never forgets a face
07:41Cochise?
07:42Geronimo?
07:43Sitting Bull, of course!
07:50Oh, alright
07:51I'll meet with this Chief Honest Eagle of yours
07:53You won't regret it, Jim
07:55Huh?
07:56What happened?
08:02The cook just opened a can of baked beans, General!
08:08Fine
08:09Let's say day after tomorrow at 7-17 in front of the three cactuses
08:15Is that splendid animal yours?
08:17He adopts me from time to time, but he's a little empty-headed
08:20You mean that dog has a head?
08:22I wondered what that baldest growth above his collar was
08:25His name's Ring-a-Ding-Ding, right?
08:27Uh, no, Rin Tin Dumb
08:29Well, Rin Tin Dumb, how'd you like to live at the fort and be mascot of our regiment?
08:34Never! No one will ever know where my bones are buried!
08:38There's got to be a way to get him to change his mind
08:50Yeah!
08:51Supper time!
08:58Looks like a rinky-dink stain after all
09:01Company! Open your cans!
09:04Hit the dirt!
09:08All right, nobody move!
09:19Uh, maybe a bit too much sodium
09:21Let the record state that I am willing to do everything possible to deal in a straightforward, honest way with you Inchins
09:28Here are my conditions
09:29The no-jokes will stop growing vegetables
09:32What are they gonna eat, then?
09:33The army will take care of feeding them
09:35We have a fine stock of canned vegetables
09:37General, you keep this up and the no-jokes will be on the warpath
09:40Player vegetables are subversive weapons!
09:45Honest Eagle is lover, not fighter, not one to fight with paleface
09:49And to prove it, I brought along our trusted shaman
09:52Who will soothe the troubled spirits by executing the no-joke peace dance
09:57That was Drizzle dance, and someone's in trouble if he doesn't smarten up
10:13What an ignorant bunch of incompetence
10:20You did that on purpose! That was a classic act of aggression
10:23General, the no-jokes don't want war, and I'll gallop all the way to Washington to tell them so
10:28As if the poor scrawny thing could gallop to save his life
10:31Okay, okay, okay, let's get out of here
10:34He's in a black mood
10:36You meat-eaters are all so hot-blooded
10:40You call these cucumbers or they look like gherkins?
10:43Since they said we couldn't buy vegetables from the Indians, I've been ordering from New York
10:47And that's why they're all shriveled up
10:49What are these, red peppers?
10:51No, ma'am, those are desert-cooked carrots
10:53Well, I wouldn't eat one of those blighted things if you paid me
10:57All I need is a good pretext for war
11:00And then, watch me make my move
11:05Yes?
11:07General, the flag is blazing with our new mascot as you ordered, sir!
11:10Oh, yeah
11:13He's less impressive with his bottom half missing
11:17Missing? That's the ticket!
11:19I'll lose that magnificent hound and blame the redskins!
11:24A crafty plan that would have made Alexander Caesar Napoleon proud!
11:28George Armstrong Custer, you're a genius!
11:32What was that?
11:33Peas and carrots, General!
11:38It's about time they got lunch underway
11:40Brantendom, go play with the engines! You hear me? Get going!
11:52Such a masterly fellow!
11:57Brantendom, you stay where you are!
11:59Play with the engines? Okay!
12:01That's the only for you! The brass don't know what they want!
12:08Mascot of the 13th Cavalry kidnapped by the no-joke tribe!
12:12Custer prepares to launch a surprise attack of retaliation!
12:16It was General Custer himself who wrote up this article!
12:19No, my brother! We did not kidnap that poor homely dog!
12:27He wandered into our camp all on his own this morning!
12:31I'm sure Custer is behind it all, but what I can't figure out is what for!
12:35Wow! It's Gary Cooper!
12:37Sure would be swell to get an autograph!
12:39The paper said Custer's planning to attack at dawn!
12:41That leaves us tonight!
12:42Two clever men and keen-eyed hounds should come up with a plan in no time!
12:57No one stay to guard the Ford, General!
13:00No! I need every last man for this battle!
13:03Besides, it'll be all good to get away from this flea bag of a Ford for a while!
13:11Nobody here, General!
13:12There ain't a soul, General!
13:13General! The camp's deserted, sir!
13:14Why, those tricksters, those mountebanks, those snakes in there!
13:15Honest eagle is a big cheater!
13:16Go set their vegetables on fire!
13:17I prefer them steamed myself!
13:19Uh!
13:20What?
13:21Good!
13:22All at once!
13:24Let's go!
13:26Let's go!
13:27Out!
13:28How to get the boat today?
13:29Let's go!
13:30Let's go!
13:32Okay, let's go!
13:33Let's go!
13:35Okay!
13:37Let's go!
13:38Let's go!
13:39I'm ready!
13:41My computer is a great job!
13:42How to fit?
13:44Yeah!
13:45¡Suscríbete a mi orden!
13:51¡Hacen mi orden!
13:54¡Captaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
14:02¿Es es una parade? ¿No le veo? ¿No le veo? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¿No? ¡No!
14:08¡Bugler! ¡Bugler! ¡Estándose!
14:25¡Ready!
14:27¡Ready, mi brother!
14:28¡FIRE!
14:31¡What the...
14:32¡Ahhh!
14:33Help, I'm blind, I've been spinach, help, help
14:47The general's been shot, the general's been shot
14:56Mommy, they have murdered your Georgie
15:05Ravioli! Ravioli? Ravioli with mushrooms
15:18Gentlemen, we shall starve the brutes
15:26I hope they know dog does not live by salad alone
15:33We have enough food to get us through the siege, but water is going to be a problem
15:38Do not fret, my pale brother
15:39We'll call upon our noble shaman to do his illustrious rain dance
15:43Water we need will fall from sky at his command
15:46Them engine's mouths must be watering
16:01What are we having today?
16:03Cactus, same as yesterday
16:05I'm starting to miss them regimental veggies
16:08This is all wrong, the besieged are supposed to starve, not the ones who are doing the besieging
16:14But the trouble is, all our canned food stayed behind at Fort Custer
16:19General!
16:20And we're surrounded by desert, general
16:22Captain, you'll report?
16:25General! The mayor of Nutton Gulch has respectfully heard your request for provisions
16:30And has replied in the negative
16:32He said you can go suck an egg, sir!
16:36As soon as I read a miracle of the engines, I'll kick out every last mayor
16:40Gentlemen, we will need to call for reinforcements
16:44And wash your putrid uniforms!
16:46The water's almost gone, and they're wasting it washing their uniforms
16:57If Custer's so worried about his regiment looking good, it means he's set for backup
17:01Hmm, I am counting on my brother's excellent brain to come up with some kind of plan
17:07Got it, okay my brothers, strip
17:13Pardon me, general, sir!
17:36We have a problem, general!
17:37General, that's not all, sir!
17:45What's the meaning of this?
17:46Surely they're not expecting us to put on their crazy savage get-ups?
17:51Would my shaman brother honor us by performing the deep freeze dance?
18:02Hmm
18:03Another hot dance, Crace
18:06What'll these kids do next?
18:09It must be obvious even to you that what you did was fire dance
18:13That's more like it
18:30General, I suggest we put on those engines, uh, general, sir!
18:43No, never
18:44This'll kill mummy
18:53It appears the Indians have laid seats to the fort
18:58Prepare to preserve this scene for posterity, young man
19:01President Grant comes to the rescue of the feckless General Custer
19:05The line is perfect now
19:06See how the sun illuminates my good side
19:09Captain, sound the charge!
19:13The reinforcements are here, sir!
19:15But, but, but, what do they think they're doing?
19:18They're charging!
19:19They're charging!
19:30My pure-hearted brother should be a general
19:32I wasn't made for the army life, chief
19:35How I hate to get up in the morning
19:36There was some kind of reversing
19:43Anyone can make a mistake, George
19:51But what possessed you to dress up like Indians?
19:55Give us a smile, Mr. President
19:57Ah, no, not on your life
19:59I can hear them all now
20:00Grant charges his own troops
20:02Thanks to George
20:03The only blonde engine in captivity
20:05Mr. President, I bring a message from Chief Honest Eagle
20:15As far as he's concerned
20:17Nothing happened here
20:18He's absolutely right
20:21Nothing at all happened here
20:23Who said something happened here?
20:25Not George
20:26Nah
20:26No joke vegetables
20:34Now available in a store near you
20:36Read all about it in the nothing gulch globe
20:39If our great shaman can just nail the difference
20:46Between the rain and deep freeze dances
20:48The no joke will have a bumper crop at harvest time
20:51Huh?
20:56Honest Eagle want to thank his pale face
20:59Huh?
21:01Huh?
21:03Guster went on to lead the renowned 7th cavalry
21:06Which catapulted him into history by way of
21:09Little Bighorn
21:11We're at number 10 to 1
21:12But the weak hair?
21:13Ha ha ha
21:14Water arrows against muskets and guns
21:17JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEE
21:22Running?
21:23¡Gracias!