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02:44¡The incarceration of the Daltons is officially annulled!
02:49Now my fee comes to $1,000 plus another $1,000 for the judge, including a gratuity of 7%, which gives us a total of $2,070.
03:06Well, you can kiss your queen goodbye. An unwise move, Jolly Jumper.
03:10Can I help it if I have a soft spot for nights on horseback?
03:14Look out, everybody. The Daltons are in town.
03:18How extraordinary. Are hawks always as terrified when you boys come to town?
03:23They better be, because if they ain't, I shoot them.
03:26You, for example. You don't seem half-scared enough to me. Tell me why I shouldn't pump you full of lead.
03:33Because with no lawyer by your side, you won't survive. Now, for instance, you're about to find my services indispensable.
03:40Howdy, boys. Afraid recess is over.
03:43Hey, Joe! It's him! It's Lucky!
03:46Uh, uh, uh, uh, you there! What's your face? What do I do?
03:51Hello, me to handle this. Brad Alimony, the Daltons' official legal counsel. Why are you finding it necessary to harass my clients, Mr. Luke?
04:00Your clients are escaped felons. I'm arresting them.
04:03No, I'm the one arresting you. Every single one of the charges against my clients have been thrown out of court.
04:10They're free men! I let it go this time. But should you trouble them again, my clients will not hesitate to press charges.
04:17I don't get it. How come who's this isn't arresting us? How come? Can somebody explain it to me?
04:25So Judge Badcase has freed the Dalton brothers? Oh, boy, now I've seen it all.
04:33Four lemonades and one onion soup.
04:37That big old onion soup is for me.
04:40Hey, did you see the face on Lucky Luke when the lawyer said we don't for all the citizens?
04:49Good one.
04:50That was good about it.
04:52Anyway, joke's over, so vamoose before I give you full of loopholes.
04:56Full of what?
04:57Loopholes, the lawyer's escape tunnel.
04:59Should I vamoose, as you put it, Lucky Luke will lock you up the minute you hit a bank.
05:08If, on the other hand, we should establish a working relationship based on terms that are mutually beneficial,
05:14as I told you before, no one will be able to put you in prison. No one.
05:19The Dalton's a robin' the bank.
05:31Jurisprudence or not, your goose is cooked.
05:34But, but, who's this prudence anyway? Do I know or...
05:37Shut up, Avril.
05:40This ain't nothin' but a frame-up, and we ain't sayin' nothin' without our lawyer here.
05:45Uh-huh. This is too easy. I believe I smell a rat.
05:49Sheriff, I'm here to inform you. You have made a grievous error.
05:53I no sooner smell a rat than in walks a lawyer.
05:55This man attacked my clients as they were leaving the bank, after having deposited their savings.
06:01And after having stolen everyone else's.
06:03That is pure defamation. Let me tell you what happened.
06:07As the boys deposited their humble savings, a bandit burst in, brandishing a loaded weapon.
06:12With boundless courage, my clients sent him packing.
06:14Yeah, and the bank manager was so happy, he insisted on giving us a modest reward.
06:19Everything that was left in the vault.
06:28It's your bank that was just robbed. You'll be needed as a witness.
06:31Bank, it is too dangerous. I'm gonna hunt grizzly bears.
06:34Yuck!
06:38Wasn't that somethin'?
06:39Tell me, Greenhorn, how is it you got me lovin' the law now?
06:45Did you get a load of Lucky Luke's face when it dawned on him and it was all one big ruse?
06:50Which part of it was the ruse, North?
06:52Now, if I may be so bold as to take the $5,070 owed me, tomorrow we will hit Santa Fe.
07:01I'm in charge here, Greenhorn, unless you want a percentage of the ammo in my revolver.
07:05What I meant was, I have a most excellent legal reason as to why you must rob the train to Santa Fe.
07:12Lucky Luke, the train to Santa Fe.
07:15Excuse me, old chimp.
07:18Oh, all these interruptions are throwing me off.
07:22You imbecile!
07:31I told you to use enough dynamite to blow up the vault, not the entire train!
07:36You mind telling me what you're up to this time?
07:39Eh, we're going to prison?
07:47What a story. You'll never believe what justice...
07:50Don't tell me. The guard lost the keys to the vault, and your clients generously offered to open it for them. Is that it?
07:56Precisely. Well, the means were a tad extreme, I will admit, but the motives were heartfelt.
08:02And, in a rush of grateful emotion, the passengers took up a collection to reward our brave heroes.
08:07The guard will tell you so himself.
08:08You back in this up.
08:11Gotta go! Got Grizzlies to hunt in the Rockies!
08:14Your days are taking a cutter number, Greenhorn.
08:25As long as Lucky Luke is on the suit, you're going to be needing me.
08:29I'll annihilate Luke! Isn't that I'll annihilate you?
08:32You will not annihilate to souls. Rather, I'll do the job for you, to the pleasant tune of a mere ten grand plus expenses in advance.
08:40You make out like bandits, you lawyers.
08:43It's a real growth market.
08:48The fight coach has been attacked!
08:50Right. Well, we'll never finish this darn game if I don't go and put a stop to this nonsense.
08:56Let me guess. Either the Daltons attacked you, or you were playing one desperate hand to strip poker.
09:02Uh-oh. How did you guess?
09:07Come on, now. Tell the truth. Was it the Daltons?
09:10Pleasuring the witnesses, harassing of my clients.
09:13I warn you, Lucky Luke, we're going to press charges.
09:20The Daltons brothers versus Lucky Luke.
09:24Counselor, you may address the court.
09:26Your Honor, we are contending here with a pathological obsession that it's very worst.
09:32A lonesome cowboy who takes himself for an officer of the law.
09:35For years now, the accused has been indulging in the most cruel harassment and intimidation of my clients.
09:41You understand what he's saying?
09:44Joe?
09:44Shut up, Avril. Let him talk. He's costing us enough.
09:47These four peaceful citizens have suffered most horribly,
09:51tormented by an obsessively driven maniac.
09:54They're never more peaceful than when they're in jail.
09:56There's your harassment right there.
09:58Lynch him or I'll throw you all out of court.
10:00Normally, I'm the one who gets to say that, Mr. Dalton.
10:04Now, Joe, for example.
10:05Joe, the hard-nosed, brainy eldest brother,
10:08tell us a bit about the hell you've been put through.
10:11My brothers and I haven't even had a moment's peace to run simple errands.
10:15Got the list of errands, Jack?
10:20Yep.
10:22Get dollars, get dollars,
10:24and get more dollars, Joe.
10:26Yeah.
10:26But no sooner would we approach the teller than this cowboy would burst onto the scene accusing us of scalawaggery.
10:43And is it not so that since this began,
10:46the uttered name of Lucky Luke suffices to set up in you an acute attack of nerves, Joe?
10:51No!
10:52Don't say that name out loud!
10:54Lucky Luke, your honor.
10:56Stop!
10:58Witness the terror that springs to the floor at the mere mention of the name Lucky Luke!
11:03If this proves a thing,
11:05it's that the Dalton's should be locked up in an asylum, not a penitentiary.
11:09That's quite enough out of you.
11:10You are out of order.
11:11Jack Dalton, you've stated that the accused spies are on you constantly.
11:17It's just horrible.
11:18We can't even go in for a glass of milk at the saloon.
11:21Lucky Luke is always lying in wait for us no matter where we go.
11:38Police, everyone knows what the Dalton's are like.
11:41It is you who have labor to sully the reputation of these boys.
11:45Without you, no one would have ever heard of the Dalton's.
11:48Hey, wait just a dang minute!
11:50It's all hot air.
11:51Don't take it seriously.
11:53Folks, I always take Joe Dalton seriously.
11:56You're old.
11:57Have you finished, Counselor?
12:02Yes.
12:03I could easily carry on to infinity with similar examples.
12:06But I believe it's preferable to stop here.
12:08I think we've heard all we need to.
12:11The accused may present his case.
12:16Your Honor.
12:17Very well.
12:19I will now pronounce my sentence.
12:21Dang him.
12:22What are you waiting for, you yellow-bellied coward?
12:24You must forgive my client, Your Honor.
12:26He's traumatized by this horrid business.
12:29I'm what?
12:29What did he say I was?
12:31Stay calm, Joe.
12:32You're the one who said we should just let him talk, Joe.
12:35Will the accused please rise?
12:37Lucky Luke.
12:39Stay calm, Joe.
12:40You are hereby sentenced to 67 years imprisonment for the crime of aggravated harassment against the persons of Joe, William, Jack, and Avril Dalton.
12:5067 lousy years, that's all?
12:53For the amount worth paying you, you should string them up.
12:56Yeah, because we know all about the penitentiary and how easy it is to get out of one.
13:02Avril, be quiet.
13:10We'll put you in a cell in the Celebrity Wing.
13:16Yeah, where the Dalton's used to be.
13:19Lucky Luke, this place is going downhill in a handbasket.
13:22I want a transfer.
13:32Lucky Luke's escaped.
13:34It's your fault.
13:35You never filled in the Dalton's tunnels.
13:37I'm sorry, but we agreed, on even-numbered days, it'll be your turn.
13:41Good to see you again, old pal.
13:43I admit I was worried there for a minute.
14:04What?
14:06Yes!
14:06Now that Lucky Luke's locked up in the clank, give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you.
14:13A day without a lawyer is like a day without sunshine.
14:17That ain't no reason.
14:22I can provide you with alibis.
14:23I'm the king of alibis.
14:25Alibis?
14:25What the heck is an alibi?
14:27Ah, well, aye, well, it's a kind of if two of you would sit in front of this mirror, it will appear to everyone that there's four of you.
14:34Hey, Joe, come and say, there's two guys wearing our exact same clothes over yonder.
14:40The remaining two are thus free to rob a bank with impunity.
14:44It's the perfect cover-up.
14:45That's not bad, eh, Joe?
14:47You and me, we hold up the bank while William and Avril give our alibis by holding up the stagecoach.
14:54No, when I hold up the bank, I want the world to know it's me.
15:02Welcome, fellas.
15:03Will it be the usual for you boys?
15:05I want everyone to know it was the doctor who held up the bank.
15:09Hold on there.
15:10I'll help you get that cleaned up.
15:12I'm still waiting to hear that one good reason of yours.
15:17Lucky Luke's a slave.
15:19Huh?
15:19That would be your reason.
15:23Lucky Luke?
15:27Lucky Luke!
15:28So, Jolly Jumper, how's it feel to be carrying a famous outlaw?
15:36Boom, boom!
15:37Ha!
15:38I don't know.
15:39You still weigh the same.
15:40So, let's go teach those boys the real meaning of harassment.
15:43It's coming from the courthouse.
16:10Lucky Luke!
16:12Joe, somebody wrote something on your shirt.
16:27You got it too, William.
16:29And so does Jack.
16:32Imbecile!
16:33You telling me you didn't see what was?
16:35No, Joe.
16:36He must have painted faster than his own shadow.
16:39Zoot, zoot, zoot, zoot.
16:41Come, gentlemen.
16:42There's no need to panic.
16:44Someone stuck a paper to your coat, sir.
16:50From this day forward, Justice is no longer blind, and she's carrying a coat.
16:55Signed, Lucky Luke.
16:57Well...
16:57I'm a dog.
16:58Just like...
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18:43I knew there was such a thing as a sitting judge, but a crouching judge is a new one on me.
18:48So you dare to make light of justice?
18:51Well, I wouldn't say that, no.
18:53But I'd like to punch its lights out.
18:56Mercy, mercy, I'll do anything you want.
18:58I'm even more cowardly than I am corrupt.
19:00I want you to do what you're supposed to.
19:02I want to see charges pressed.
19:04Charges pressed?
19:05I've come to give myself up.
19:20The judge asked me to make sure you got this paper.
19:28What are you waiting for?
19:30Shoot him!
19:32Uh, thanks for the loan there, Sheriff.
19:34What is the meaning of this?
19:37The saloon's got you up on charges.
19:38You drink 52 lemonades and eat 14 onion soups without paying.
19:42For non-payment of food and beverages, the herein named Dalton Joe, Dalton William, Dalton Jack, and Dalton Avril are condemned to 435 years at hard labor.
19:55And the herein accused, Brad Alimony, is to clear out of town for good before sunset.
20:01But an arrangement in my expenses.
20:04It sounds very much to me as if you've been guilty of trying to subvert the course of justice.
20:10That calls for tar and feathers.
20:14Order in the court.
20:16As for Lucky Luke, seeing as he willingly gave himself up as a prisoner, the court will honor his good faith by setting him free on his own bond.
20:24Court is adjourned.
20:27Excuse me, I'm heading for the hills to hunt grizzlies.
20:29Hooray, let's go!
20:37Passengers for Washington, all aboard immediately!
20:46I'm afraid that trip to tar is strictly prohibited.
20:49We'll be sending you a bill for damages plus a fine.
20:54You Dalton boys got a visitor!
20:57Max, I'm at the Internal Revenue.
20:59A number of train and stagecoach passengers have informed us that they have offered you rewards to the tune of $43,000.09.
21:07Rewards are considered to be income and as such are subject to taxation.
21:11Are we getting a reward, Joe?
21:13I'd like a cake.
21:15You owe the government $2,481.
21:18Should you wish to contest, feel free to hire a loan.
21:21Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!
21:27I never ever want to hear the word liar again as long as I live!
21:34Ah!