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00:00¡Giddy up, Carl!
00:09¡Ya!
00:10¡Greetings and salutations, oppressed cowboys!
00:13Oh, no, not him again.
00:16¡Together, comrades, we will build a better world!
00:20You know reading, don't you, Pete?
00:21Oh, yeah.
00:23That is, if there ain't too many letters.
00:26Then I reckon you can read this.
00:28Uh, all ranch owners are thieves.
00:34Yep, that's what it says here.
00:36All ranch owners are thieves, and I'm one heck of a good reader.
00:40Mr. Glutton sure ain't gonna like this.
00:49Greetings and salutations, oppressed workers.
00:52Comrade, will you give me some water?
00:59We don't give drinks away here.
01:01We sell them.
01:02I see you are a hard-hearted lucky of the greedy capitalist oppressor.
01:06No, I'm a bartender.
01:09So all ranch owners are thieves?
01:11Yes, they steal from the workers.
01:15Are you a worker?
01:16No, he's a ranch owner, shorty.
01:18Meet Gilbert Glutton, the biggest rancher in this whole county.
01:22Then he's the biggest thief in this whole county.
01:25You're gonna stop calling me that,
01:33and you're gonna stop handing out rabble-rousing leaflets to my employees.
01:37Oh, no, I'm not.
01:38I will continue my struggle against evil ranchers who cause social injustice.
01:44I'll show you injustice by stringing you up from a tree.
01:48It's a hanging, boy.
01:49Nobody's getting strung up today.
02:03And why is that, stranger?
02:05This is a free country.
02:07Hanging a man for his beliefs is wrong.
02:10Then I guess the hanging will have to wait until we deal with a middling cowboy.
02:19You ain't here, the last of Gilbert Glutton.
02:43Next time, you won't catch me with my pants down.
02:47Thank you, comrade.
02:48Mi nombre es Vladimir Ilyich Zagoltsky
02:51y le doy mi vida
02:52déjame ser como brothers
02:54No gracias, soy Lucky Luke
02:56Pleas de conocerte
02:57Greetings and salutations
02:59Here's your water, sir
03:00How about some barley juice for flavor?
03:06Comrade Luke, wait
03:08I could certainly use a brave man like you
03:10to help me build a better world
03:12Sorry, no can do
03:14I've got to catch four escaped convicts
03:16Ah, I see
03:17You must find four working men
03:19who have strayed from the path of social solidarity
03:22That's one way to put it
03:23You go build your better world
03:25and I'll clean up this one
03:26Well, comrade, if you should ever change your mind
03:29come and join me
03:30Right over there among those green hills
03:32I am erecting a new citadel of social sweetness
03:35a beacon of brotherhood
03:36to which I have given the inspirational name of Fredonia
03:40Giddy up, Carl
03:41I've seen some crackpots in my day
03:48but that one takes the cake
03:50Come on, Jolly
03:51let's go and track down those Daltons
03:52Get along now
03:54Well, someone stole a horse
03:59from the barn during the night
04:01I'll finish my story
04:03after the Pony Express comes through
04:05After the horse was stolen
04:14there were four sets of footprints in the barn
04:17I bet I know who those footprints belong to
04:20Joe, why'd we only steal a single horse?
04:25Cause we're so sneaky
04:26Why do you think?
04:28If we'd stolen four horses
04:29Lucky Lou could know it was us
04:31Oh yeah
04:32But what if the horse gets worn out
04:34from carrying all four of us?
04:36No problem
04:37I'm kind of partial to horsemen
04:39Was it something I said?
04:46I don't do that, Joe
04:47You tie yourself out
04:49Looky there, boys
04:59It's a nice, peaceful little cabin
05:02With a donkey parked outside
05:05Whoever's in there is about to get the scare of his life
05:09Let's go
05:10Abro
05:12Coming, Joe
05:13I was just admirin' the sunset
05:15Get your hands up
05:20Of course
05:21I raise my hands in welcome
05:23You are obviously the victims of an unjust legal system
05:28Come, come, let us embrace like brothers
05:30Greetings and salutations
05:33You must have suffered terribly
05:35But no more
05:37Hey!
05:38Enough with the kissy-kissy stuff
05:40We are the Dalton gang
05:42So start trembling and pleading for your life
05:46I am not afraid of you
05:47I know the law has branded you as dangerous, ruthless criminals
05:51When in truth it is society that transgressed against you
05:54But now you shall be happy at last
05:57For you have arrived in Fredonia
06:00The land of liberty where all men can live in peace with a chicken in every pot
06:04And other nice but impractical benefits
06:07The guy's loony, Joe
06:09Let's steal his donkey and get out of here
06:11No!
06:13This joint is the perfect hideout
06:15We can take it easy here
06:17But that means we've got to play alone
06:19Well, comrades
06:20Will you stay here and help me build a better world?
06:23We sure will, comrade
06:25We'll be glad to help you build a better world
06:28Especially one without jail cells
06:30Wonderful!
06:33Now let's get to work
06:34Because there's no time to lose
06:36We must make homes for the thousands of honest, generous, peace-loving people like you
06:41Who will flock to live joyfully in Fredonia
06:44As soon as they read my very latest leaflet
06:47Pick up your tools, let's start building
06:49Not till you embrace me like a brother
06:51From now on, nobody's gonna make me drop of drawers
07:04Mr. Glutton! Mr. Glutton!
07:07What's the matter?
07:10That little fella
07:11He's at it again
07:13Oh, breast workers
07:18A better world awaits you
07:20Come to Fredonia
07:21Where there are no unjust laws
07:23No profiteers
07:24No...
07:24No thieving ranch owners
07:27You realize, of course, this means war
07:33Ammon, boys, be here
07:35If you're caught, ammon, killer
07:37Well, well
07:42These tracks show a heavy horse getting lighter
07:44Than galloping off
07:46And four sets of footprints walk away
07:48Jolly
07:49Something tells me we're getting close to the dolls
07:52Joe, if this is what you had in mind
07:59When you said we'd been taking it easy
08:01We might as well go back to jail
08:04Shut up, Abro!
08:07I'm not hurt!
08:09The work is hard
08:11But as long as we're here
08:12Lucky Luke will never find us
08:14Comrades!
08:15I bring news that will make you deliriously happy
08:18We have a new comrade in Fredonia
08:20Greetings and salutations
08:23I may not be smart
08:26But I know one thing
08:28Trying to outdraw Lucky Luke's a waste of time
08:31Come on
08:33You guys are going back to jail
08:35Oh, no
08:36They're not going anywhere
08:37But they're dangerous outlaws
08:39Here in Fredonia, dear comrade
08:41There are no outlaws
08:42Because there are no laws
08:44Except the universal law
08:46Of kindness and hospitality
08:48Well, that's a nice sounding law
08:50I wouldn't want to break it
08:52As long as these four men are helping me build a better world in Fredonia
08:56You cannot bring them back to jail
08:59All right, then fair enough
09:00I'll abide by the universal law of Fredonia
09:02You're not arresting us?
09:04Nope
09:04I'm not going to break the law
09:06So I'll wait till you get sick of this place and leave
09:09Then I'll arrest you
09:10Comrade, look out!
09:12A dangerous weapon!
09:16Someone help me!
09:28What a display of emotion
09:30Such heartwarming honesty
09:32If you think we're going to leave this place anytime soon, cowboy
09:39You've got another thing coming
09:41Because we're helping to build a better world
09:43This I gotta see
09:45I wouldn't miss this for the world
09:47Comrade, what did you do with those instruments of destruction?
09:51Yeah, where'd you put our guns?
09:53Where you weren't likely to find them
09:55And I took out the bullets
09:58This grub ain't bad at all
10:05Well, thank you for the meal
10:07I think I'll turn in now
10:08Comrades, I'm afraid we only have one bed
10:11But that's not a problem
10:12We will simply sleep in it one at a time
10:15Here in Fredonia, everyone is equal
10:17Even in...
10:17Thanks anyway, but I'm more comfortable sleeping under the stars
10:25Well, you know, it's that skinny fella
10:30I got a score to settle with him
10:32We'll jump him and make quick work of the short guy
10:36Uh-oh
10:42Can you see if he's sound asleep?
10:45Yeah, Comrade Joe
10:47He's definitely sleeping like a baby
10:49Comrade Joe
10:50Would you stop calling me that, you knucklehead?
10:54We'll get lucky, Luke
10:55Then we're out of here
10:57Double, uh-oh
10:59This'll be a piece of cake
11:07Things I do to earn my oats
11:10It shouldn't wear over all, boss
11:18They don't flatter your figures
11:19What's going on?
11:24I heard gunfire
11:26Just a pack of coyotes
11:27I scared them away
11:29Say, you guys always work at this hour?
11:31Uh, why, yeah
11:32We thought we might
11:33Seems how we didn't feel sleepy
11:35How noble you are
11:37And to think I was snoozing like a filthy capitalist
11:40But you've helped me change my ways, Comrade
11:42Thank you
11:43From this moment on
11:45We will labor day and night
11:47We won't lay down our tools
11:49Until Fredonia is built
11:51And the light of social justice
11:53Shines forth upon a better world
11:55Comrades, I promise you
11:56That in the People's Republic of Fredonia
11:59Streets will be named after
12:00Joe
12:01William
12:02Jack
12:03And Avril Dalton
12:04Avril Dalton Street
12:06Hmm
12:07That has a real nice ring to it
12:10You see, Comrade Luke
12:12These men are not criminals
12:13All they needed was to live in liberty
12:15And they immediately revealed their true niceness
12:19If this keeps up
12:20We'll soon have a fine pistol collection
12:22Thanks for your help earlier, pal
12:24But I was wide awake
12:25Oh, sure
12:26And I'm a cocker spaniel
12:27Well, good night
12:32And remember
12:33My horse is watching you
12:34The very first chance we get
12:36We'll finish Lucky Luke
12:38And hightail it out of here
12:40Oh, no
12:40We gotta stay, Joe
12:42Cause if we don't help build a better world
12:44How will I ever get my name onto a street sign?
12:48I have an idea
12:49I'll just carve your name onto your forehead
12:52That's gotta sting
12:58Oh, oh, oh
13:00Wash my eyes
13:02Ow
13:02Ow
13:03Ow
13:04Ow
13:04The horse had sharp teeth
13:07He gave you a nasty bite, boss
13:09Next time I'm the one who's gonna be nasty
13:12Mark my words
13:13The skinny fellow will pay for this
13:14Ow
13:15Don't rub so hard
13:16Where are you going?
13:28To put up some more of my leaflets
13:30Urging oppressed workers
13:32To come to Fredonia
13:33The glowing beacon of hope for all of humanity
13:36Not a good idea
13:37Gilbert Glutton and his henchmen may be out there, you know
13:40Comrade Luke
13:41Do you think I'm afraid of danger?
13:43Uh, I couldn't help overhearing
13:45Lucky Luke is right for once
13:47Fredonia needs your leadership, Comrade Zikowski
13:50So let's have the leaflets put up by someone whose life is worthless
13:54Avril
13:55I gotta tell you, Joe
13:57It hurts my feelings when you talk like that
14:00Ah, shut up
14:01Now, don't worry
14:03You can trust Avril
14:05He's too slow to pull a fast one
14:07Slow, huh?
14:08Well, you can get someone else to put up those leaflets
14:10Cause I'm slowly digging
14:12Don't start with me, Avril
14:14Brotherly love can be such a wonderful thing
14:17Maybe it's not such a bad idea after all
14:20Glutton's men wouldn't dare attack one of the Daltons
14:22My thoughts exactly
14:23But don't be counting on Avril to get any weapons for you
14:27Don't worry
14:28I never count on me
14:30Oh, relax
14:32Luke, we're building a better world, remember?
14:35You've gotta learn to have some faith in your fellow man
14:37That's right
14:38Put away your instrument of destruction
14:41It is very disturbing to the gentle people who live here
14:44Yeah, like me
14:45Freedonia is a land of peace and harmony and goodwill
14:49Okay
14:50Dear brother, take these leaflets and hand them out to the oppressed workers in the countryside
14:56And find us some guns and horses
14:59But Joe, I thought you weren't supposed to count on me for that
15:04Shut your yap and do what you're told, you blizzard idiot
15:07How about armor-planted suspenders, boss?
15:11Uh, cast iron belt?
15:13Quiet, both of you, I'm thinking
15:15Uh, I got it
15:17Why didn't I think of this before?
15:20Oh
15:20It's a stroking genius, boss
15:23No, your pants can't possibly fall down
15:26Uh, it doesn't make me look fat, does it?
15:28Uh, no, I'm quite slimming, in fact
15:30Whoa
15:37Greetings and salutations
15:41Oh, you can count your valuables
15:47I just wanted to ask for some horses
15:50Feel free to take ours, Mr. Dalton
15:53Oh, I forgot
15:55I also need some guns
15:57And by the way
15:58We're building a better world for oppressed workers
16:01If you want to have a street named after you
16:04Come to Freedonia
16:05Yes, Mr. Dalton
16:07Do anything you say, Mr. Dalton
16:09Say, that was easy
16:11For once, I haven't messed things up
16:14So, boss, what's our plan?
16:20Very simple
16:21We're shooting anything that moves
16:23Hey, Joe
16:30Avril's back
16:31Guys, I have great news
16:34I found some more comrades to live with us
16:37I tell them to get guns and horses
16:39And he brings back a stagecoach
16:41With the passenger still inside
16:43Avril does tend to get a bit carried away
16:45Some new comrades
16:47Oh, how wonderful
16:48Greetings and salutations, friends
16:50Let us embrace like brothers
16:52Hold it
16:53This time
16:54I get to go first
16:56Okay
16:57Wait a minute
16:58These people aren't here of their own free will
17:00Can't you see they're scared to death?
17:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no
17:04We aren't scared to death at all
17:05Oh, we're very much alive
17:07And we're here of our own free will
17:09Yes, we're all here of our own free will
17:11They're so enthusiastic
17:13Once again, you're proven wrong
17:15Guys, we're gonna steal the stagecoach and get out of here
17:19But Joe, I've still got a whole lot of leaflets to hand out
17:23I'm gonna hand you a black eye if you don't shut up and get moving
17:27Comrades, why are you standing there with your hands up?
17:30We like having our hands up
17:31It's comfortable
17:32And elegant
17:33This just gets worse and worse
17:35Yeah, get along, yeah
17:36Sorry, old boy
17:44I didn't have time to put on a saddle
17:46Hey, Joe
17:48There's a whole lot of guns in here
17:51Huh?
18:00Charlie, stop
18:01Whoa
18:01Comrades, I must point out
18:04That you will never be able to build a better world
18:06With your arms up in the air
18:08You know, I think we're safe now
18:10Take cover
18:15Fight for us
18:20What do we do now, Joe?
18:28Isn't it obvious?
18:29Start shooting
18:30No, I'm lucky Luke, you idiots
18:35You've got to wonder
18:43When will we ever learn?
18:47Do calm down
18:48We always win
18:49I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning
18:53Stop shooting
18:56Let the women go free
18:57Don't forget the children
18:58There are no children in here
19:00I have the brains of a four-year-old
19:03Hey
19:07Where is everybody?
19:10I think they all got scared and ran away, Bows
19:12Especially after they got their pants shot off
19:15Oh, why is it so hard to get good help these days?
19:18Glutton
19:19Hold your fire
19:20There are some innocent stagecoach passengers trapped in here
19:24Let them go free
19:25And the driver gets to go free, too
19:27All right
19:28They can come out
19:30Comrades
19:31You mustn't leave
19:33Don't you want to build a better world?
19:35Don't you want to live in peace and loving togetherness in Fredonia?
19:47Forget it, Shorty
19:48We're out of here
19:49That looks like you're in a jam, Lucky Luke
19:53How are you going to get outside of here?
19:55Through the front door, Joe
19:56I'm sending out the Daltons, too
19:59The Daltons?
20:00The Daltons?
20:01That means the skinny guy must be Lucky Luke
20:04I was wondering where I'd seen those mugs before
20:08What are you doing?
20:09Well, our job is to stop your cattle from running away
20:12Right, Emmett?
20:13If you want us to stop bullets, too
20:15We're going to have to talk about a rage
20:17Go back to your places right now
20:19And start shooting!
20:22Huh?
20:23Oh, no
20:24That does it!
20:27You're fired!
20:28Go to you!
20:29I told you it will
20:30You see that, comrades?
20:33We defeated the forces of capitalist oppression
20:36So pick up your tools, everyone
20:37We're going back to work
20:39And together we shall build a better world
20:41I can't take this anymore
20:43Don't you get it?
20:44We don't want your better world
20:46A world without rich people to rob or loot to stash
20:48That's the kindest idea I've ever heard
20:51Oh, no
20:51Please, Luke
20:53Please, take us back to jail
20:55If we hurry
20:55We'll be there by Tuesday
20:57They serve cream corn on Tuesday
20:59So long, my little friend
21:06Farewell, comrade
21:07Never lose faith in peace and justice
21:09Do your part to build a better world
21:12Ah, don't worry
21:13I will
21:14Does this mean I'm not going to get a street named after me?
21:19Herald, yeah!
21:25Now then
21:26Tomorrow, comrades
21:27We will go to the ranch
21:28And protest against the exploitation of hard-working cows
21:32For the fight must go on
21:34I'll see you guys
21:38
21:49I don't know
21:51I don't know

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